Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
13:00 Thiem (13) - Goffin (12)
13:00 Djokovic (1) - Berdych (7)
15:00 Williams (1) - Putintseva
15:00 Bertens - Bacsinszky (8)
Please keep it alive
>>68024102
Completely unnecessary thread desu
>>68024153
Can't make one tomorrow, that's why.
womyn are so boring to watch
>>68024184
What would you rather do to them, Mamadou?
>Stosur
>>68024115
thanks la
>>68024184
French doesn't seem to care either. Why do they get paid the same again?
>>68024202
is it going to get you off if i tell you?
>women
Pironkova will never be a top 5 player if she keeps makes this many errors
based stosur
>first semi
nice, I guess
>>68024234
Nice prox jokerbitch..
Nooo, pironkova was cute.
Oh well.
>tfw have to go take a fat ogre shit but too bored to leave bed
>>68024247
Depends, are you white?
>>68024349
>france
>white
>>68024397
OUT OUT OUT
>>68024416
you're scared, white boi?
>>68024434
Oui. You need to go back to Senegal friend
>>68024115
I'm gonna try to wake up early to watch tomorrow. These times blow, though. They need to install some fucking lights.
Should have known this would turn in a cuckthred
>>68024480
But every thread is a cuckthread these days.
>>68023963
Disgusting coal burner.
>>68024636
Haha jamal xD. Fuck off.
Who will stop him?
>>68024880
Stan
>>68024880
me on the right
>Djokovic, not Federer, first player to earn $100 million prize money
this is such bullshit
>>68024965
who cares about that 2bh
>>68024880
This man is our only hope.
>>68025002
i like his sweater =|
Winner of Thiem Goffin is new number 7. Loser is 11th. Good to see some yung lads in the top 10.
>>68024965
It's a BS calculation anyway. Price money has been rising constantly and there has been a constant inflation.
>wawcucka
>>68025064
More like jung, once Thiem destroys Goffin
>gf likes Stan
How to feel?
>>68025105
New memes pls
Kyrgios could bring a new tactic to the game, of delivering bad news during key points. Imagine finding out your father's just got cancer. Probably won't be able to convert that set point anymore
>>68025163
cucked
>>68025184
They should give players control over the video walls
>>68024880
pls do sumthin
>>68025338
They should give /tennis/ control over it. How much would it cost to buy an advert at the US Open showing a loop of Murray 9/11 pictures?
>>68025378
kek nice one alex
>>68025418
Prolly the only other one I have.
>>68025450
>3.01 MB
What is this wizardry?
>>68025450
tip top kek
>>68025499
What do you mean? File size limit is 4MB for .jpg .png and .gif while webm is 3MB except on /gif/ and /wsg/ (both of which allow sound for these).
>>68025616
Oh right. Haven't made a gif since webmpocalypse.
>>68026532
What did they mean by this?
Also don't forget to watch based Mansour Bahrami, always intertaining to watch
>>68026967
The Iron Sheik? Where is he playing?
so happy my tennisfu is thru to the next round :)
>>68027003
Legends' trophy, he was on court 2 today (I didn't know that nickname)
>>68027053
Haven't watched any Legend's matches this RG, don't know why. Iron Sheik is a different Iranian madman
>>68027099
Oh ok, who does that refer to ?
I really like Mansour, he's funny as fuck and a very nice guy
>>68027030
shame for the roid acne
>>68027158
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik
>>68027227
Oh ok it's not tennis
>>68027217
she's just young still roger
Stan Murray is going to be the greatest meme match or a blow out depending on whether SCAM or Cuckrinka turn up. Bring it home brave lions Andy.
>>68027348
>SCAM or Cuckrinka
They'll both turn up because nobody wants to face the Djok
>>68027385
Battle of head pointing as well. I think Stan is due a cuckrinka performance. We've seen plenty of SCAM.
>>68025407
Kek
Is Clayray actually going to do it, the absolute madman?
>>68028672
I told Muzza to win RG and he actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>68028672
No, he'll never win another Slam and if you think so you're delusional.
>>68028790
>thinking this
>>68028672
Why 'Clayray'?
No way this thread survives the night
>>68029588
Time will prove me right or not.
>>68029690
I'll be up till 4. Will bump at that time.
>>68026891
Putin is allied with assad so i guess it means 'will putin be able to talk assad down from his position.'
>>68030459
You new?
>>68028790
Capped so I can post it when Clayray proves you wrong.
>>68031737
EBAM
B
A
M
Final bump.
tennis
Rain expected today?
Watching the stanimal go absolutely beast mode during the 2015 final gets me rock hard desu, harder than a sailors wang on shore leave
alright lads
Morning lads.
hows the weather gonna be?
>>68039180
Some showers at 13:00. Expect a delay.
morning lads
is this the worst grand slam ever?
>Semis
>#1, #2 and #3 in it
>With a young and upcoming kid (Age, 23)
>>68039393
Par for the course actually, see >>68039403
>>68039393
2003 us open
>>68039393
Yeah. US Open 2014 was actually pretty good.
>>68039393
I've watched two hours total. Absolute rubbish
post yfw goffin derails the thiem meme and then stan wrecks grounds keeper murray
>>68039742
>I didn't watch GAsquet's run
>I didn't watch Wawrinka "The Man" Stan
>I didn't watch Sir Murray struggles against frenchmen (Bourgue and Gasquet)
>I didn't watch Zverev vs Thiem, a very beautiful game
Wow, fooking wanker.
>>68039928
Work shift timings senpai :(
Oh ESP is showing doubles.
is 4chen ded?
>>68027421
>battle of headpointing
audible kek
Coupla bongs to go. What's the forecast?
>>68040465
Showers and warm.
What the fuck is this retarded scheduling? I want to see Murray play. Shows rain all weekend, are they going to delay it again? Fucking french can't do anything right.
>>68040488
TV contracts m8.
>>68040417
come to /pol/
>>68040488
Murray is tomorrow. no rain
Post your #predictions
Berdych wins 4-6 2-6 6-4
Thiem wins 6-4 6-2 6-3 2-6 7-6
>>68040614
>Berdych wins
wew
>>68040614
>Berdych wins 4-6 2-6 6-4
lad
>>68040614
>Birdshit
>>68040614
>Berdych playing a best of 3
>Thiem winning 4 sets, including a 5th set tiebreak
U wot m8?
Goffin in 2 sets.
>>68040614
That's some finely crafted bait.
Are Czechs slavs?
>>68040620
>>68040627
>>68040640
>>68040649
>>68040670
Thanks for the (You)s gang!
>>68040702
you cheeky bastard
Once again empty stadium because its lunch time, what is it with you French and your obsession with lunch?
thiem will beat goffin and choke vs novak
>>68040488
But Murray played yesterday?
>>68040748
So? Djokobot played yesterday too.
It's a grand slam quarter final and the seats are literally (figuratively) empty what the fuck?
>>68040752
>>68040752
Its lunch time, fucking french. Every match is dead at this time so they can chomp on onions and go OH-EH-OH-EH-OOOOOH
>>68040752
It's cold as fuck.
There's a decent amount of people in the cheaper seats, it's the VIP seats that are totally deserted. Quite sad to see.
Why can't ITV stream in HD on their shitty website that I even had to sign up for?
>>68040751
Yeah but Djokovic had a longer delay, they announced all this yesterday.
>>68040752
rain delay killed any interest in the tournament alot of ppl were pissed they couldn't get refunds because MUH 2 HOUR RULE
Morning tennisists, much rain expected?
>>68040777
no rain today
>>68040752
Let them eat man, they'll be here soon.
>>68040762
kek
Loving the women's tennis that Thyme and Goffin are playing
Where is the crowd
>>68040809
>his lunch doesn't last 2 (two) hours
>>68040789
This would never happen if you had an English breakfast. Set you up for most of the day, and all you'd need is some lovely strawberries and cream around 2pm.
>>68040825
But why wouldn't I want to have a nice long lunch though ? English breakfast is great but I like taking the time at noon, entrée + main dish with wine + dessert + coffee is too sweet.
>>68040809
greeting the new batch of muslims
>>68040842
Because I want to go home from work as early as I can.
>>68040842
Because you've fucking paid to attend a tennis match? Do you miss 1/3 of a movie because you're hungry?
YOU FRENCH MAKE NO SENSE!
>>68040842
do you guys have sex during the break?
Friend's cousin said french guys are rough with their women during sex is that true?
>>68040864
Oh right I got carried away because of the food talk and forgot we were initially talking about the people not attending the game. That's absolutely retarded, I'm guessing they're just rich people who don't really give a crap about tennis.
>beardick
>>68040871
How do you define rough ? I never participated in orgies with foreigners so it's hard to compare.
>>68040686
Don't tell them I said so, but yes
Cheap high stands are full btw.
Only the expensive & corporate seats are empty.
>>68040871
>french guys are rough with their women during sex is that true?
my wife's daughter said they fuck like they win wars
>uninspired play
>consistent top 10
>mad cash
>no fans
>supermodel wife
>>68040903
Living the dream.
>>68040896
How much are expensive and corporate seats?
>>68040912
desu i'm extremely jelly he gets away with it and it makes me dislike him even more but it's definitely quite something to be able to do that to this degree
>>68040897
>my wife's daughter said they fuck like they win wars
TOP KEK
>>68040891
she whined he didn't care about her pleasure and never ate her out. kept pulling her hair
DWL
W
L
>>68040923
did she date Manuel Ferrara by any chance ?
NICE 1 Goff
Why are eurosport ads so weird? Is this what adverts are like in Europe?
gee gee
why is goffan so likable? i love that guy.
>>68040930
nah some frenchie she met at a hostel
Match go the atmosphere of a 1st round match.
Blegh, Thiem - Goffin it is.
>stadium is empty
hehe fuck RG, can't even build a fucking roof or enable hawk eyeeye
Berdych is kill
>>68040946
Why are you expected to eat some random slag out? These encounters are for straight fucking.
who can stop the bot?
rain
>>68040915
£50+
>>68040969
Murray and Stan need to combine their strengths
how does somebody like berdshit keep letting djoko beat him over and over without changing his gameplan?
he fired his coach and is still getting his ass kick
>>68040966
idk man she's crazy and parents are loaded AF so she travels alot and she hated paris
>Thiem
>>68040975
I thought it was much more, like 300+.
>>68040987
Did he just go from 4-1 to 4-6
This tourney needs a mutiny.
>>68040994
The most dangerous lead
>>68040969
Wawrinka, Murray
>>68040985
>you will never be a American Trust Fund Babby
why even live
>>68040989
Maybe for the absolute best, but the whole lower tier is desertes
Al anti terror tactics tßh. They want ISIS to give a shit.
>people actually think Wawrinka will beat Murray
>>68041002
is this real? what a memer.
>this Thiem collapse
NOT LIKE THIS
>Austrian tennis
>>68041002
Wawrinka hasn't really been impressive this year and since winning the french last year, would be hilarious if he just shows up again and wins FO.
>"French" Open
>No French people in the stadium
Remove Berdshit
He's just there to remove players that could have a better chance and then sees no light in the QF.
the thiem is running out
which match are you guys watching?
Anyone else remember last year when a huge chunk of the roof fell on some fans sitting in the stadium at the French Open?
>>68041036
watching riley reid anal atm 2bh fham
>>68041036
Thiem since Djoko won already
i would make out, maybe even fuck thiem. no homo.
lmao when ppl think thiem will beat goffin
>Djokovic gets a bye to a GS final
>David Goffin will be top 7
Can't coffin the Goffin.
>>68041036
mischa zverev - dustin brown
quite entertaining desu
>>68041036
Berdshit already lost, so I watch Goffin.
>>68041062
BROWNED
Where are you watching?
if goffin could just improve his serve he would be top10 easily
>>68041079
bet365 has a stream of every single challenger and atp tournament throughout the year bro.
>>68041060
CANT HEEM THE THIEM
post yfw Murray wins Roland Garros and England wins the UEFA EURO 2016™
goffin tilting?
>>68041095
murray will win the RG though.
>>68041095
England is shit and so is Murray.
>>68041095
>>68041117
Still can't believe someone thought casting her as Hermione Granger was a good idea.
i think ill go out for a donner and just stay in a tpico and watch the match
that backhand
>>68041130
holy shit what the fuck
>>68041130
Ruined my childhood desu senpai
>>68041137
my nigga dean blunt
>>68041143
>you will never force genie into having kinky sex
ITCHY BIRD
T
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>It's a Djokovic gets broken episode
I know how this ends senpaitachi
The entire point of her character is she's a white middle class English girl who's never experienced prejudice in her life
how comfy is it to watch the goffin thiem match lads?
Djoko on suicide watch
>>68041167
not that comfy t.bh
berdych's forehand is playing pretty well right now
>yfw da vide wins da rolandc up
>>68041146
>>68041147
The fact that they made the daughter dark makes it that much weirder.
just a lttle information for all you anglos, the CH at the end of berdych is pronounced as H
like the H in Hitler
>>68041137
Just realised this is one of those hoverboard things you see twats using
>>68041167
not very, tilting is the summary of.the game
>>68041196
It's easier to call him Berdshit.
>>68041091
Fuck bet365 though. I'm watching Jaziri getting rekt on livestream.com/atp. They have challengers on there, don't know about other tournaments
Have there ever been sadder quarter finals ?
>>68041196
How are you supposed to pronounce that then?
Bird-i-huh?
>>68041193
Absolutely disgusting, so done with Harry Potter desu. Fanbase is fucking toxic
>>68041202
Kek, i sold these at work. Literately death traps.
Amazon basically impended all the revenue we gained from them for 6 month in case someone wanted a refund.
>>68041220
Bear-deeh
>>68041220
Beer-du-chuh
>>68041193
I'm just hoping she gets called a mudblood, but they'll probably ditch that term because its so oppressive to muggles
>>68041193
she isn't even hot wtf
Last for thiem is gonna lose
>>68041256
That's the thing, if she's black all that stuff takes on a completely new, unsettling context
Unless the wizarding world is completely, utterly race-blind - which is doubtful - the way she's treated doesn't make sense.
>Nomatch Berdych
DWL
W
L
>>68041277
Yeah, an 11 year-old kid in 90s Britain is not going to employ racial slurs against a freaking black girl.
>>68041279
ЂПЛ
П
Л
>>68041277
>yfw the only reason they couldn't make ron black is because of the ginger hair and the only reason they couldn't make harry black is because you wouldn't see his scar clearly
and you know one of them HAD to be black
>>68041196
No it isn't fuck off
>>68041220
bear-de-eightch
>>68041306
Don't care about a black actress (trigger warning:gendered term) playing a white character in a play I couldn't give a shit about, but fuck all the people trying to say she WUZ all along
LETS GO BIRD DICK
>>68041306
They need a gimmick to get people to buy tickets. That new Ghostbusters film would be an abomination with an all-male cast too, but they need some publicity and discuussion around it. If they know it's going to be shit they can still draw a crowd of SJWs who can convince themselves that anything's good
دول
و
ل
>watch djokowinslol in hd
>or watch coffin-thiem in sd
Hmm.
>>68041306
Why is it always blacks that need pandering to?They would never make Hermione a gook or a poo in the loo, blacks are always the ones that need to be "represented" in the media or else they'll throw a shitfit.Literally WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIETTTT.
DISQUALIFY THAT MAN
>>68041220
The "ch" is pronounced like when you say the Lochness monster. (unless you pronounce that as "lockness" which would make you an idiot)
is literally nobody capable of holding a serve and consolidating a break? i mean, how sad is the state of tennis
the bot almost terminates a linesman
>>68041340
I do
You've confused me more desu
thiem vs goffin is like watching wta im so bored
>the fans were just having lunch and will show up later
Even that USO final without Serena last year had more people.
>>68041306
Only on 4chan would tennis discussion degenerate into arguing about the race of Harry Potter characters
>>68041331
there's goffin hd ace stream, ioannis
goffin more like goof , uh?!
why can't he hit the ball harder?!
>Thiem's smashes
>>68041399
twink body
>>68041375
It wouldn't need to if people stop falling for the fucking bait.
>>68041383
I can't into ace stream, never used it, don't know how or where to get links.
I don't have access to my pc anyway.
Watching coffin on tv.
>>68041360
I tried to post a YT video on how to pronounce it but they say it wrong in that aswell. So here's a Czech talkshow where the hosts says it like 19 seconds into the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxZfpItEI8s
The absolute state of Berdych. Also balkan wars are real. Novak goes full bot mode when he sees these balkan lads.
>Goffin choking
ffs
>>68039180
god I love her
>>68041383
post acestream please? is it on euroHD2?
>>68041431
czech isn't balkan 2bh
Fuck you Goffin
>>68041450
7cfb4c12ae96eabc79c350d53d88e71d8797b6d9
bit laggy tho
coffin has arrived
>>68041444
frustrating to watch
NO STOPPIN' THE GOFFIN
I want to fucking die.
lmao nobody showed up
>>68041473
Dat is ze zeker, absoluut. Eerst domineert ze een set en dan begint ze met choken
>>68041488
Come at me bro, i'll ded ya
REEEE Berdych is such a fraud
why is he even allowed to compete
its raining senpai
djokovich doesn't want to continue
bird dick wants to continue or to the lockerroomthough hes in the flow
>>68041508
because he wins
pack your bags lads it's raining
This must have been said a thousand times, but really, I mean seriously, these zebra shirts are fucking terrible. Absolutely disgusting.
>berdick complains that 2 and a half sets its raining and only now they're packing up
well he's not wrong
>>68041516
birdshit has no say lmao
>frogs like rain so ofcourse they don't want a roof
shit writes itself.
Got Thiem to win 3rd set at 4.0
>the state of bookies
>outdoor tournament
>middle of winter
Explain yourself France
>amerifats can't into slides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNwxXV6lr_g
>>68041572
>middle of winter
>>68041588
It's June
>>68041588
Hint: look at the flag
>>68041588
Feels like winter at the moment to be honest.
>>68041596
>What is northern and southern hemisphere
>>68041572
quinze points d'Australie
>>68041556
Looks alright. The ugly concrete is going by the looks of it.
Why is Becker shilling this binary options scam?
It's even worse than betting.
>>68041612
Merci beaucoup
Absolute state of Berdych. Embarrassing.
Berdych looks like he hasn't slept in a week
>>68041651
Great shot
>>68041651
>Use blue taint filter for no reason
>???
>profit
Djokvoic is a cunt
WHY DOES NOVAK KEEP FORCING KIDS TO DANCE WITH HIM
IS HE PEDO
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>>68041572
paris today
>weather
>not absolutely fucked
Berdych couldn't even help tire the bot out. Absolutely disgusting. Woe upon him.
>>68041675
what about this one?
THIEM
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Fuck you Goffin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the state of kekoslokekia
>the city of belgium
>>68041722
>American geography
If Djokovic wins RG and Olympics, why the fuck he bothers to play tennis anymore?
>>68041699
coffin doesn't stand a chance
>>68041568
literally free money
Thanks Goffin
>>68041696
Cringeworthy as fuck is what it is.
Thiem! :D
>>68041740
12 slams.... Nadal has won all slams plus Olympic gold. Would be remembered as not GOAT.
>Daily reminder that Djokovic can and will surpass Federer's number of slams by the end of next year
>>68041779
nah not gonna happen
anyone got an acestream for Eursport 2 sd?
the HD stream is a bit laggy
>>68041740
To tell the world how much he loves Srbija.
>>68041556
That doesn't look right, the stadium is full of people
you cant post in this thread, if you dont have someone from your country in top 5
thiem is on fire
>>68041808
>inb54 cheating English
>>68041779
Top kekolate.
>these fucking kids in the Thiem-Goffin crowd
>>68041822
Murray would never cheat
goffin's level has significantly dropped
When will they learn?
>>68041793
http://www.googloids.com/2015/01/list-of-acestreams-channels.html
There's a link on this page.
WTF Goff?
>mfw I put $100 on Goffin
Thiem is the saviour of tennis
Thiem looking pretty based, t.b.h.
Thiem is mania.
stupid manlet
>>68041852
based 2k bankroll bro
T
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MEME
>>68041822
GBR is represnted in tennis, so it's perfectly acceptable to support Murray if you're English or Welsh. Just as people around the country support Olympic athletes regardless of where they're from on the island.
>>68041878
Just reminded me that if Yorkshire was a country, >we would have finished 12th in the 2012 Olympic medal leaderboard
>those were Grand Slam Quarter-finals
>5'11"
why is this allowed?
>>68041928
Last year's Wimbledon were just as bad.
>>68041928
Bruh, >6/3, 7/6, 6/3 is to be expected when you get motherfucking Bershit against Djoko.
>>68041940
yeah but not Goffin choking that hard against Thiem
>fox sports is showing the sheboon vs literally who instead of thiem
JUST
Thiem is going to have lots of chances against Djokovic but he'll choke away every single one of them, cap this.
>>68041958
Dude ain't quite ready mentally.
thiem is qt no homo
goffin WHY
>>68041954
Same here. Wish Williams would just fuck off, sick of her.
>Wimbledon is more relevant than Roland Garros
>>68041968
looks like he had a pretty bad acne problem
acestream for thiem and coffin?
>>68041954
>not watching Seychelles vs Algeria on Bein sports 1
does this head look fshopped to anybody else
wew court is suspend.
>>68041980
Both are the only two relevant tennis Grand Slams. Meanwhile Argentina has...?
where my kiki bros at?
bartoli is cute
>>68041996
Well the background isn't exactly real so it's throwing you off.
>>68042006
wew
Only 1/2 of a men's match left.
>>68042006
That lesbo-looking Sam Smith is literally cuter than Bartoli.
>>68041850
hey man, this works pretty well. kinda surprised. thank you!
>>68041951
think he just lacks longevity. a problem with a lot of pros that aren't in top 10. hell, even some top 10 players have this problem.
don't think it was a choke though
Putintseva>Muguruza
>>68042104
id rather have a wank over Muguruza
>goffin is a manlet
>when will they learn
stop this meme. DAILY REMINDER AGASSI WAS A ""MANLET""
Will Djoko get THIEMED
want 2 see a picture of my new cats??
>>68042110
Thiem will get GENOCIDED.
>>68042109
MANLET DETECTED
>>68042128
Thiem's gonna get KEBAB'D
>>68042137
reeeee
>>68042110
Nicolas Kiefer said he favors Thiem over Djokovic on clay. He's delusional tho.
kiki is an amazonian goddess of thickness
>>68042124
Post em lad
Putintseva is thicc
>>68042109
Yours faithfully,
Mr Manlet
>>68042148
She's ugly as fuck cunt
>>68042124
Do it.
I feel like eating my GFs snatch lads
>>68042147
>the city of nicolas kiefer
"i took a set off that guy at wimbledon once, dominics got this lads!"
>>68042194
great but don't eat too much or you'll get mercury poisoning
>>68042214
1>2
I'd post mine but I don't have a camera.
>>68042194
Eww
>>68042214
Cute cats lid.
>>68042194
Give her one from me lad
How good is Thiem on non-clay courts?
>>68042216
Really?
>>68042230
Let me guess, you're too scared to eat pussy but you think a blowjob is your God-given right?
>>68042240
Breddy good. But clay is his natural. Won some 500 on hard. Challenged bot at Indian Wells.
>>68042214
bengals > all other cats
>>68042240
he's okay but he chokes alot. on clay he can unleash his full power
>>68042240
Thiem be like Cilic or Nishikori or Raonic. Overhyped products.
>>68042194
>baiting yourself out as a bowcat
>2016
>>68042244
No I'm gay
>>68042269
Beat Rafa on clay. Got kinda close to bot when no one could. He's good. Will defo win the French someday.
putintseva going full junkball malware mode, i like that play against serena especially on this surface
>>68042297
Good, vaginas are absolutely disgusting.
>>68042297
Faggot
>>68042328
Go to bed steve
>Women's QF has more people in the audience than men's.
There is no excuse
>>68042348
Because it's later.
holy shit, pliskova has there some thunderthighs on display... goddamn
>decide to watch female tennis
>looks worse than a challenger tournament
>>68042305
The Bot got beaten by Nishikori during the US open..
>>68042344
It's literally 10pm. Shouldn't you be contracting HIV right now?
>>68042357
oops meant putintseva
WOMANLET BREAKS
>>68042362
He underwent a firmware update in the beginning of 2015 consequently he doesn't lose those kind of matches anymore.
>>68042305
2014 he wasn't a bot m8. 2015-now is the era of the bot.
>Serena will never beat Graf's record
>the city of unforced errors
Can someone lend a brother a stream link to Serena?
>>68042409
SHUT IT DOWN
>>68042407
For
>>68042362
Serena down a set. Put your life savings on her winning.
Gorilla BTFO
Serena loses a set, feels good man.
>>68042348
The French have finished their 4hour lunch
>>68042409
That's a prosthetic, right
>>68042424
http://videostream.dn.ua/videopage/videoPage.php?g=c2JyY3ZsK2FuY3VkcWdZ&c=en&i=eWl6aXFnc2hxZQ%B9f%B9f&hc_location=ufi
>>68042409
Makes me wonder if agassi dickslapped that honker mid blowjob
This RG probably had the lowest attendance of the open era.
Is Timea Bascinsky related to Ted Kascinsky?
>>68042504
>>68042456
she pegs agassi with it
why do women pump their fist after every point
>making apenoises after winning a point to bully Serena & make her lose focus
great tactic
>>68042481
yes, there are more brazilians raping a teenager than people watching the women QFs
requesting umpire wobbling towards the line in the serena game
That is one fat umpire..
>>68042466
Just loads a black screen for me
America killed the wrong gorilla baka
>>68024102
is sharapova playing?
>>68042570
Select the match on the side.
>>68042582
Yeah I did, just sortof acts like it is about to load then doesnt.
Maybe its my aussie shit cunt net
>>68042592
Maybe it's your flash player.
>>68042577
how fat are you?
>>68042592
acestream?
6563db502bd82e233297ee756c255390324348df
>>68042577
Americans are afraid of their gorilla losing so they're trying to get her banned.
>>68042577
That cheat? Permabanned bruh.
>>68042611
Lel actually, seems specific to the Williams match because the others work
>>68042620
Faking your gender is even worse.
Chokinseva
Breh French emergency sirens are so fucking annoying. Seriously in Paris there's one of the mother fuckers howling 24/7
>>68042622
Does it appear as 'match finished'? If so, I just try again and it works.
>moonballing
why is this allowed
>>68042646
Nah but I found another stream on reddit, thanks anyway Brazilbro
>>68042664
you're welcome.
>>68042649
>Rafa fan asks this
>>68042614
i am quite heavy, but not fat yet
It's over, see you guys tomorrow.
Its ogre
>>68042671
>not knowing the difference between a heavy topspin and a WTA tier moonball
why do this dumb fuckers do this shit everytime
win a set start acting cocky and crumble
>>68042736
White people never learn.
>>68042672
That TN looks really lewd
>>68042506
Was trying to work out a meme for that..
ON SERVE
N
S
E
R
V
E
I fucking hate Serena.
I would be okay with literally anyone winning beside her, but having it be a qt at the same time? Blissful.
>>68042736
That's just the way the cocky crumble, lad.
COME ON KIKI
KIKI
Damn, lady Putin is actually fucking Gorilla up.
le black strong womyn loses to womanlet
Would it kill someone to win a service game in the bertens match?
>>68041696
>be a douchebag during an entire day, insulting everyone
>next day, dance with a kid to pretend you're a nice guy
>>68042722
The nadal moonballs are pretty much impossible to do for any other (non roided) male player, let alone WTA players, but they have basically the same principle and objective.
Fck, that was putin's chance..
>>68042927
>(non roided)
nice 1
7-5
YES KIKI
why is she tapping her knee
fuck wrong with this bitch?
>>68042952
Still looks like a man.
FFS why is that albino winning? Remind me never to bet on women's tennis again.
>>68042956
channels her powers just like murray when he's fingering his head
>>68042962
>betting on women's tennis
Kamikaze.
>>68042962
>betting on Serena after last year's US open.
#chimpout
>>68042971
Will do if Kiki and Putinseva win
>>68042978
>He doesn't like free money
Meant Kiki as albino anyway
>>68042156
muh dick she slaps her leg
>pat pat
>little monkey fella in a mini skirt knockin balls back n forth
women's tennis is a JOKE DOUBLE FAULT LMAO
>>68043013
>Ebin meme
Have never heard that one before lad. Looking forward to hearing more of this. Keep it up.
>>68043043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cj7kCxq1A
Does the racism have to be so blatant you thick cunts. You need skill to direct power, Serena is amazing.
>>68043061
It's only non regulars which don't appreciate Serena.
>tricycle comes whizzing by
>>68043056
DELTE TIS
>>68043061
Back to plebbit if you want a safe space you cunt.
>>68043061
>not hating the obvious doping gorilla
>muh racism
>>>/reddit/
come on lads give your power to putin
>>68042481
The schedule is all fucked up, people don't want to risk coming for nothing because of rain, some parts of France are underwater (a few kilometers from my house), Paris is about to be drowned
help
>>68043135
I heard there are strikes on going in France too? Update me on this.
>>68042577
>>68042672
Porn is not allowed on this board
>>68043115
>Racism
>Edgy
PICK
>>68043135
>falling for the water is dangerous meme
>>68043201
>browses 4chan
>gets triggered by racism
kys
>>68043221
OK, only plebs are non-racist, great reasoning you prick.
womanlet raging LMAO
>>68043250
this
New bread where
>>68043147
Yeah, it's hard to get gas and the trains are also on strike. It's gonna stop for the Euro apparently. That's really not the right moment to visit France
>>68043078
lies
>>68043250
Fuck off normie
>>68043216
>Not knowing the hell that is french administration and insurances
>>68043301
ok, Adolph
>>68043301
OK Adolf
>>68043301
OK ADOLPH
>>68043301
ok, adolgh
I'll let the racism thing go because i genuinely dig this place, but there's a reason you have no girlfriends..
again I don't get it. she one the first set two games from the match. and now it's 5-0
>>68043406
Piss off pls
HAHA
whitey absolutely BTFO
we iz tennis champ again
>>68043406
*or boyfiends.
>>68043417
difference between a top 10 player and a top 35 player
>>68043406
There's a reason my girlfriend isn't a juiced up monkey yeah.
>>68043406
Just fucking leave you tit
>>68043437
Difference between roids and no roids.
>>68043406
>>>r/tennis
What the fuck are you all going on about in a tennis thread
>>68043472
RACE HATE
GET IN HERE POL
It's now waiting for the well known dutch choking. In fact it allready started
now she tries to win too late bitch it's 5-1
>>68043472
literally every tennis thread gets derailed like this. it's the worst
reminder that finding serena williams attractive is a mental illness
she's an absolute dog
>>68043472
Haven't you noticed? /pol/ is killing 4chan
>>68043500
This. Fucking hate casuals.
>>68043505
Guys like this think they're funny.
Holy shit is taht Marion Bartoli
How can you get MORE fit after you retire from sports?
>>68043500
It happens every Slam, the Aussie was even worse
How can white women even compete ?
VOTE REMAIN
>>68043472
That's what happens if one player wins all the time.
>>68043513
Guys like this think they can turn /sp/ into r/tennis.
>>68043536
>she had break point at 4-*3 in the second
KIKIKIKIKI
KEKI
KEKI
Putinseva is fucking hot. Nice legs decent tits cute face.
>>68043615
bit fat tho innit
KIKI IS A GOAT YESSSSS
>>68043615
>british standards
damn tennis over already. what am i gonna do the rest of day
gf went out of town with her family
>>68043649
Come to the gym with me anon
KIKI BOYS
>>68043637
>>68043648
Nah lad she's got a good shape.
State of Argentina. She's scorching lid.
>>68043657
just bring the 8 scoops of whey
>>68043705
>Only 4 scoops each
>>68043694
Look at this disgusting gut m8
>/tennis/ laughs about an old as fuck gorilla = serena joke
>r/tennis invades and thinks it isn't hilarious because, let's be honest, it is
Who let the door open. Smells like reddit in here
>>68043741
kinda cute, t.b.h.
>>68043765
dude, you're retarded
internet racism is so passe
>>68043728
my bad 16 scoops
>>68043772
She's alright apart from she's fat
>>68043779
leave now and never come back
>>68043779
just disprove serena doesn't look like a gorilla and I'll let racism go forever
schedule for tomorrow germanbro?
>>68043807
That's pretty subjective, man
>>68043807
I don't care if you let it go or you don't
I'm just telling you that you're an internet dinosaur, still clinging to like 1.5 years ago
>>68043705
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG COME ON!
>>68043765
Haha funny guy loooool (you)
>>68043741
Implying that isn't sexy. Who wants a Sharapova stick.
serena looks fucking disgusting, even Kiki looks like a disney princess compared to her
This thread needs more qt's.
Really the most important part of any tennis thread.
Men's:
15:00 Stan Wawrinka (3) vs. Andy Murray (2)
15:00 Novak Djokovic (1) vs. Dominic Thiem (13)
Women's:
13:00 Serena Williams (1) vs. Kiki Bertens
13:00 Garbine Muguruza (14) vs. Samantha Stosur (21)
>>68043824
>Who wants a Sharapova stick.
I do, I guess
>>68043863
>tfw the semis are just seeds 1, 2, 3, and 13 instead of seeds 1, 2, 3 and 4
>tfw rafa would have been there instead of thiem
>>68043863
WHY ARE THEY ON AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GO DIE RAIN AND FUCKING FRENCH WEATHER
>>68043910
Will they be able to recharge the bot in time?
>>68043863
SEETHING
>>68043863
>15:00
>15:00
>>68043853
you start pal
>>68043976
delet
>>68043976
Already did, friend
>>68043863
If one women's match goes beyond 2 hours there might be a lucky shift in the schedule.
Yeah that is defiantly gonna happen
>>68044008
yeah it's a "not before" kind of thing but how much of a shift can we realistically expect? there will a huge overlap, most likely.
>>68044023
Maybe is should have been more sarcastic
What i meant was:
>women
>2 hour matches
pick one
>>68044051
yeah i completely missed that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDE-b-UgxD0
Thiememe's shots look brutal. Is he going the Nadal way?
>>68044086
yeah probably.
I'm just pissed coffin once again couldn't serve
putting the 2 mens semi-finals on at the same is a disgrace
>>68044107
>yfw da vide did not win da ronaldc up this year
>>68043863
Who scheduled that shit?
>>68044086
Nigga is stealing PayTv, kek. I can tell from the artifacts.
>>68044158
don't feel special. your openSHIT, whatever it's called, is being sold all around germany
>>68044158
>>68044245
hook me up fám
>>68044275
You need access to Euro satellite signals
>>68024234
Because tournament organizers are spineless pussies.
>>68043824
>Who wants a Sharapova stick.
Sharapova isn't a stick you dumb nigger.
>>68043910
>>68043939
>>68044112
They did the same last year and year before
>>68044492
You're that German NEET aren't you? There's no reason to argue with someone as low down as you.
Is it his year?
>destroyed Djokovic in italy
>Choko always chokes in France
>memewrinka is a meme
>>68044558
i'm sorry but this is it for muzza. stanimal will blast him off the court tomorrow
>>68044553
Don't test him.
>I think Murray will beat Stan tomorrow
>>68044558
fck me that's an horrible photo.
>>68044553
You are talking about Germanbro aren't you?
>>68044630
>implying any photo of the big man is bad
>>68044648
No that's not germanbro. It's that other one.
>>68044689
drunkbro? who had a meltdown on day 2?
>>68044689
Are you trying to say they're all the same?
Rude.
>>68044704
Probably.
>>68044785
2 world wars 1 world cup lad.
SOON
>>68044799
Nah that's not him. He never even mentioned his work.
>>68044630
There are about 4 German's posting here
Me (OP)
That drunk
The turk posting amine pictures
Sometimes Loserbernd
>>68044911
>>68044911
>>68044911
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