>England's 50th game at Wembley is going to be against Portugal
>19:45 GMT
WTF, we playing today? How come I'm only hearing about this today?
>The game is going to have the commentary of Sporting's manager, Jorge Jesus
LMAO, I can't miss this.
This is the GMT derby.
fuck i dont know which team has more meme players.
we are both frauds so i hope one of us gets BTFO and all hope is gone i dont care who
England will lose because no Drinkwater
>Ronaldo not even bothering to play
Why are we so small time bros?
>>68042404
>tfw Eric Dier switches nationalities at halftime
>>68042404
Everyone knows about it. Already made bets as well
>>68042446
So true oldest ally
Anyone else going to the game?
lads ive got a joke for you
what does ronaldo wear for his important business meeting?
>>68042562
a TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUIT
lads
>>68042554
Nah m8 we don't get to watch Wembley FC games in the North, even though we supply most of the players
>>68042675
unlucky. shame nothing worthwhile happens outside of london in the uk
>>68042446
honestly it would be amazing if we both got BTFO
0-0 draw with literally 0 goal chances created, would at least make people in both countries a bit more realistic regarding their chances to win the Euro cup given we're both going out in the group stages
>>68042723
as a foreigner who has never been to England, this is the impression I've always had as well
>>68042732
That's why i placed a bet on the draw. Would like to see some goals though, rooting for the 1-1
England got 1 chance and that's the 4-4-2 with diamond formation in the midfield and Kane and Vardy in front, anything other that and they are getting BTFO
>>68042462
this
>>68042723
You could just as easily make one of these with the roles switched.
>>68042723
Yorkshire>literally everything else ever
sorry lads, it's just how it is, the rest of the north is ok I guess but you southern fairies can fuck right off
i placed a bet on portugal kek
>>68042946
good post
>>68042964
JUST
>yfw Portugal and Ronaldo get Kaned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcbsb5yffk
>>68042404
>The game is going to have the commentary of Sporting's manager, Jorge Jesus
What??? The man can barely form coherent sentences and he's commenting the game? This should be fun...
>>68042984
ronaldo is not gonna play tho
>>68042446
this tbqh
>oldest allies
>both teams are memes so there are no expectations and therefore no disappointments
is this the comfiest game?
Is Vardy playing brit bros?
>>68042964
It's like you portuguese love wasting money on nothing
>>68043002
should be some good banter
>>68043024
yeah kane and vardy
>>68042999
Why not? Woy said the reason he chose Portugal for the match was to prepare for Wales - i.e. a one man team that goes through their GOAT winger
>>68043025
hmm, yes?
>>68043041
Neat.
Poortugal will get destroyed
>>68043048
For what? You're just going to draw us on the quarter finals and lose on penalties.
When does the Euro begins?
>>68043048
he's on holiday with his boyfriend in Ibiza right now, asked for time off before the euros
>>68043087
this is probably whats gonna happen. both of us, italy and memegium are in our own tier of not good but not shit
>>68043093
June 10
>>68042946
isnt yorkshire where that rotherham shit took place because of the massively corrupt police force
>>68042500
Kek
>>68042987
>bazófia
>jogo a pinuts
>bazófia
>cunheço muita bem estes jogaderes
>bazófia
>praticamente fermados por mim
>bazófia
>>68043126
South Yorkshire police are corrupt la
When's England's first match of the Euros?
>>68043126
>disrepecting god's own county
it's like you want 9/11 to happen again
We have Ederzito, brits gonna get BTFO. Fear us.
>>68043236
m8 we have the ultimate memelord memecus memeford he is the next eusebio
>>68043262
w00t we have the next eusébio #27 god Renato Sanchez no way you're going to win
>beat norway 3-0
>beat england 4-2
>ronaldo comes into the team
>lose 1-2 to estonia
GRANDE
GROSSO
e
PRETO
>>68043114
That tier is called "Not good enough".
Feelsbadman.
>>68043163
>o fernando santos copiou-me
>>68043352
I wonder how many willies ronaldo has sucked out of that group. i'm going for a minimum of two
>>68043187
week on Saturday famalam
>>68043334
This.
>>68043352
B B C
B
C
>Penaldo out
>Quaresma/Nani, Eder and Eliseu as starters
Be gentle allies
>>68043352
>that hoover hand
>>68042404
Literally just found out about this game from OP
>I came to /sp/ because I was interested in sports.
>Now I watch sports because /sp/ reminds me to do so.
>>68043479
/sp/ slowly kills any real interest in sports and replaces it with memes and shitposting
Hyped for Shanta Ronaldo making his international debut tonight.
>>68043523
nah, nobody knew it was today I told my friends and they where all ignorant of the fact we are playing alberto barbosa
>>68043464
its ok bro i forgive you
but kane cannot
>>68042675
Didn't they just play in Sunderland?
>>68042562
>>68042608
>>68042651
That's actually hilarious.
Did you two know I was high when you did this? Did you do this for me?
>>68043464
Why didn't he call Hugo Vieira to at least a few friendlies?
Is there really that much of a difference between scoring in the French or Serbian league?
>>68042723
>sean bean
>civilised
>>68043609
>implying Eder scores
>>68043704
wow
He didn't even play 30 games this season
>>68043695
100% PLEB
>>68042404
>WTF, we playing today? How come I'm only hearing about this today?
I only found out about it yesterday, though I probably saw it while scanning upcoming fixtures weeks ago and forgot.
>>68043575
nobody knows this game is on except /sp/, I've just found out on this thread
>>68043777
6 goals in 29 games
B R A V O
We all agree we should play a midfield diamond with Kane and Vardy up front, yeah?
>>68043877
Yes I agree, my Anglo brother.
>>68043877
if allah wills it sheikh el hodisoni will do it
>>68043695
Don't fucking slag off based Sean Bean. Regardless of where you're from in the country, everyone loves him.
>>68043869
For reference, Hugo is 21 in 33
At least he knows what scoring feels like
>>68043695
>Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones star Sean Bean was involved in an alleged attack in a North London pub
>An unnamed man is believed to have returned to the bar later and attacked the Lord of the Rings star, punched him in the face and 'stabbed him with broken glass'.
>Declining a trip to hospital Sean Bean went back into the pub and ordered another drink.
>A fellow drinker told The Mail, “Sean is a regular here and we’ve never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar.”
>“He came in with a cut on his arm and a bruise on his eyebrow. We saw to his injuries with the first aid kit. He seemed ok and wanted to have another drink.
Full pleb desu senpai
Who is Portugal's meme of the month player à la Marcus Rashford?
>>68043850
same lel
>>68043980
Renato Sanches
>>68043980
Quaresma
![34C4C9D800000578-0-Just_married_Newlyweds_Lorna_and_Michael_looked_ecstatic_they_po-a-61_1464635026650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/byTg0ku.jpg "34C4C9D800000578-0-Just married Newlyweds Lorna and Michael looked ecstatic they po-a-61 1464635026650[1]")
>>68043695
>Sean Bean's daughter
JUST
>>68043988
But he's actually good
>>68043479
I literally checked facebook today and that's how I found out...
Why isn't there a United Kingdom team?
>>68044040
Rashford is good too. Does that mean they're not both overhyped as fuck?
>>68043980
>>68043988
>>68044014
Of the month Quaresma (see goal vs Norway)
Of the year Renato
>>68044061
It'd be too GOAT
>>68044061
Because the IFAB exists.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Football_Association_Board
>IFAB is made up of representatives from each of the United Kingdom's pioneering football associations—England's Football Association (The FA), the Scottish Football Association (SFA), the Football Association of Wales (FAW) and Northern Ireland's Irish Football Association (IFA)—and Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the international governing body for football. Each UK association has one vote and FIFA has four. IFAB deliberations must be approved by three-quarters of the vote, which translates to at least six votes. Thus, FIFA's approval is necessary for any IFAB decision, but FIFA alone cannot change the Laws of the Game—they need to be agreed by at least two of the UK members
If there was a combined team the four FA's of the UK would lose their independence.
>>68044071
Rashford is the actual typical english player: black and pacey.
He's not that good 2bh
I'm not saying Renato is god tho, i mean, in actual terms João Mário is way better.
>>68044028
She's a 10/10 in Yorkshire
>>68044176
Stop bullying Sean Bean you bastard.
>>68044176
How would you feel if you had seen yourself die dozens of times?
>>68044206
He is a big fan of pies. He comfort eats a lot of them to forget all the deaths he has suffered probably.
>>68044235
Probably also when he thinks of how he made Neil Warnock quit Sheffield United, leading to them hiring Bryan Robson and subsequently being fucking toss in 2016.
>HOLLYWOOD star Sean Bean made Neil Warnock's wife and son cry with a foul-mouthed furious tirade when Sheffield United were relegated, the former Blades boss has revealed.
According to Neil Warnock in his soon-to-be-published autobiography 'Made in Sheffield', the actor's astonishing outburst came 20 minutes after the Blades were demoted on the last day of the Premiership season.
>He says Sheffield-born Bean - a diehard Blades fan and United director - stormed into the office at Bramall Lane where Warnock's wife Sharon and five-year-old son William were waiting. Swearing repeatedly, Bean is said to have pointed his finger at Sharon and snarled: "It's your husband that's got us relegated" before hurling four-letter insults.
>Warnock said the shocking verbal attack - after United's defeat at home to Wigan coupled with West Ham's 1-0 win at Old Trafford condemned the Blades to relegation - was the last straw for him as manager. He said: "If that incident hadn't happened maybe I'd still be Sheffield United manager today. But it made me realise what certain people at the club were saying about me behind my back."
>In his explosive new book - being serialised by The Sun from today - Warnock recalls: "Twenty minutes or so after the game had ended, Sharon and William were sitting in my office when the film actor Sean Bean burst in with his girlfriend.
>"He was obviously the worse for wear. He wanted to know where I was. Sharon told him I was doing a Press conference and I'd be back soon.
>>68044301
>"So Sean Bean started swearing at her and my five-year-old son. That's Sean Bean the tough guy actor. Some kind of tough guy, eh, reducing a five-year-old kid and his mum to tears."
>Warnock reveals: "I was livid to begin with. I wanted to go and find him. He might be a film star but he wasn't a star in my eyes that afternoon."
>The former Blades boss said United chairman Kevin McCabe apologised to him when he heard about Bean's behaviour and even claimed he planned to ask Bean to review his position on the board.
>Warnock said: "I was never really sure why Sean Bean was on the board in the first place. Celebrity supporter, I suppose. I didn't have a lot to do with him and I never really rated his opinion on football."
Will woy play his starting 11?
>>68044320
I hope so.
Then I can finally see whether to give up all hope or not
>>68042987
>>68043163
>>68043402
He literally just said that the only european league going on at the moment is the Brazilian league. Off to a good start.
>>68043352
>that big beefy bear on the right
who knew ronaldo was a chaser as well
>>68044313
>warnock will never come back to the lane, even in a director of football roll
>>68044457
He hates the chairman there too much.
He was close to pitching up at Wednesday when Dave Jones was sacked, Keith Curle was going to be his assistant and it was pretty much all agreed but Milan Mandaric pulled the plug on it after some fans made their voices heard. Stuart Gray ended up doing alright for them, but I think Warnock would have been a pro and done well there too.
Is Tsu playing
Alright I guess I'll watch it. It's not like I have a girlfriend to spend time with anyway.
TRÊS LEÕES NA CAMISOLA
stream?
>>68044028
That daddy syndrom
> people actually like boromir
Lmao what is this meme
>>68044606
Lancashire pls go.
tfw no tsu
>>68043950
>Full pleb desu senpai
>get glassed
>walk it off and go for another pint
More like an absolute hero
que é esta semente demente?
England (4-1-2-1-2): Hart; Walker, Smalling, Cahill, Rose; Dier, Milner, Alli, Rooney; Vardy, Kane.
is England really more than pride?
is Portugal really more than iconic?
>>68044707
>guys how do we make woy's 4-4-2 with a diamond in midfield look sleek and like he's changing up the formation
>4-1-2-1-2
brilliant, lads!
Reminder that Portugal are better than England even without Ronaldo
>>68044738
Portugal without Ronaldo is Switzerland tier.
>>68044692
é a única razão para ver a TVI24 desu
fico com tesão de cada vez que olho para aquela penca de papagaio
comia tanto, meu deus do céu...
>>68044707
>Milner
This useless sack of spunk best not be starting at the euros
>>68044714
I've never understood what exactly the English have to be proud about.
Is this the game thread?
>>68044761
>doubting hames
>>68044762
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has given the world more than any country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>>68044707
that's england's starting lineup for the euros
should be bar maybe one or two (looking at fbs and milner and switch around rooney and alli)
>>68044749
portugal with ronaldo is below switzerland tier
>pray for drinky
>pray for english injuries
ALLI IS WASTED ON THE LEFT
PUT HIM BEHIND THE STRIKERS WHERE HE HAS A TELEPATHIC CHEMISTRY WITH KANE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>68044802
greatest ally
>>68044749
>le self-deprecating fans meme
>>68044176
be more dog, new pay only sim by O2
>>68044803
kek portugal without ronaldo is the second best nt
inb4 Rooney striker w/ Kane and Vardy on the wings
You know Roy would do it
So it's a diamond with Deir and Rooney at the tips?
>>68044825
NEXT RAYCE IN TWO WEEEEEKS
SHANG'AI
>>68044707
Oh god I can already see that Roy is gonna start Rooney, Vardy and Kane in every match. May Allah be with you Brits.
>>68044802
>tfw England is only really successful because literally everything is copied from France
>>68043352
Didn't realise Dec was friends with Ronaldo
>>68044809
This. Rooney plays on the left for United too. What's the point of swapping Alli and Rooney's positions?
>>68044844
diamonds have 4 tips
but yeah, should be
--------------Dier
--------Milner---Rooney
-------------Alli
but is
------------Dier
------Milner--Alli
-----------Rooney
>>68044844
Don't mention tips in threads where Americans are lurking
>>68044865
Where is everyone getting this alli on the left from?
It's probs left of the diamond if that's what you mean so he's basically a central midfeilder
>tips diamond
m'lady
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Bruno Alves and Ricardo Carvalho will be playing on their wheelchairs
>>68044873
Dimonds are flexible though
They could easily play both as the game progresses
>Tfw I just failed the remote control module on my TV license exam for the third this year
Anyone got a stream for this?
>>68044910
Who are the forwards? Just Nani and Rafa?
>>68044920
the most positive thing about rooney moving backward is that he's essentially taking the spot off barkshit, which is amazing news for you
>>68044802
>tfw Ricardo takes the gloves off and a fraction of a tiny little islands btfo
Fuck this thread... England is going to get raped. Today we set eyes on the final and btfo everyone that wants to fuck with us
>>68044910
Ricardo Carvalho is still good
>>68044910
>Esilel
>Nhonhi
Kill me
>>68044910
>Ricardo Carvalho is still alive
>>68044937
yup
>>68044942
>this post
can we not have a max comfy thread?
>>68044957
barely
>alves and riccy up against the vardy and kane
g-go portushits
>>68044933
Legit can't tell if you're joking or not
>they're replaying a package of the Belgium-Finland match from yesteday before England-Portugal on ESPN here
wew
Who /a/ here
1st for Garry
>>68045015
we all /a/ here
>>68044910
Good team
Superior to England in every area of the field
>>68044802
RULE BRITANNIA WE'RE CONQUERING THE WAVES
TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP OI OI
>>68044995
no americans allowed in this thread, sorry
>>68044981
Sry m8, i still cant believe that we lost to Greece and that they gave that penalty to France in 2006.
DISCUSS
Agree?
>>68044802
#1 Ally
>>68044995
that isn't something to joke about you dumb amerifat, we've got strict remote control laws over here you can't operate one without a licence
Why we don't play with Ederbayor? Fuck this shit...
>>68045042
everyone knows that defending is easy
>>68044995
Why would he be joking?
BRITS PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>68045039
legit going to fly through the geriatric portugal defense. carvalho and alves again really? when has this ever not shit the bed?
>>68045048
that pic triggers me
both a nig and a gipsy that play like shite
>>68045042
problem is if your ball retention is weak
you're good playing like that as long as you can get two-thirds possession. If not, goodnight sweet prince
>>68045039
EXCREMENT
>>68045059
Kek, he also says this England side should be like Liverpool 13/14: all about outscoring opponents and no worries about conceding; at International level there is hardly any Chelsea-tier defending anyway. I agree.
>>68045036
How else are the Bristains gonna know who won? I'm only trying to help!
>>68042404
>no Donaldo
who cares? I just want Cahill - Smalling to get BTFO by him.
>>68045089
>le hate minorities meme
lel ur right ahah xDD fuck niggers ahah!! Portugal to the portuguese!!
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.23.01_[2016.05.31_22.41.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPSNBML.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv snapshot 01.23.01 [2016.05.31 22.41.54]")
>>68045015
here
>>68045037
>our game v france in 2004
>that game v germany in 2010
>pretty much every tournament since 1996
its alri m8 both are NT's cause massive suffering
>mfw yanks try and talk about 'soccer' in our 'soccer' threads
>>68045092
BECOME
>>68044910
>disabled center backs
>eliseu
>literal whos on the attack
i havent seen rafa play can he score goals?
>>68045089
Ederbayor is much better than the gipsy desu
>>68045091
What are their other options though?
>>68045089
>nig and a gipsy
Back to /pol/ you go.
>>68045111
Great movie, one of the best I've watched desu.
I had faith in Roy
No longer. He has learned nothing from these friendlies
Surprised if we win a game desu
>>68045131
>i havent seen rafa play
>These are the fucking casuals talking shit about the team
anyone got the >schalke image? with the guy in the shower
>>68045160
Sauce is barbie sinclair
>tfw no Bernardo Silva
inb4 someone starts a match thread without linking it in here
>>68045147
>I had faith in Roy
I didn't, but I'm starting to see that England could be pretty good if he actually listens to the obvious.
That 4-4-2 Diamond worked so well against Germany, France, and in the second half against Turkey.
>>68045131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZX8XVMOLTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDliSrERWIA
>>68045151
Oh shit, we got a victim here.
Portugal are going to be Inglaterrad a new arsehole
>>68043605
yeah. moaning northerners.
>>68045170
Na, this system doesn't work unless we are on the front foot, simply because of the quality of our forwards
We can't play in midfield and will get exposed hard
Portugal are shit, country full of half bred mutts. We're gonna smash this team of literally who's.
is catalog neet down? 4chan catalog is shit i need it senpai
Literally just remembered it's coming home this summer. Feels good desu
>>68045179
Hope Braga doesn't go full cuck and sell him to Benfica so they can just double their money on him
>>68045206
4chanx mate, it's 2016
JUST
I'm not feeling it lads. It might not actually come home 2bh
>>68044910
>not realising you want a 35+ pairing at cb
>>68045219
lifelong
> ITV
Oh great, can' wait for hear Glenn Hoddle wank off over the Spurs players again.
>>68045213
I think Braga only sells him to another league.
>no TSUnaldo
Meh.
>>68045218
>using the FBI addon
>>68045218
>Willing installing that spysoftware
>>68045223
Same mate
I promised my self I would never believe again after 2014.it broke me
>>68043002
Tune this gif with Kalemba from Buraka Som Sistema. It's a perfect fit
I'm just gonna leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVyxImeGUYY
>>68045166
googled her but cant find it senpai
Hope my dealer turns up soon, don't wanna have to miss some of the game to go pick up.
>The Championship has more players going to the Euros than Ligue 1
>League One has twice as many players going to the Euros as the Eredivisie does.
>Derby County has twice as many players going to the Euros as the Eredivisie does.
And they say the european leagues aren't a joke.
>>68045234
Daily Reminder that Glenn Hoddle said 'Disabled people must have commited crimes in a past life' and was only fired from the England Manager post because he's a absolute nutter, he's actually good at football
>>68045219
> Both Darius Vassell and Ricardo played with Leicester
ffs, never forget Euro 2004
>>68045283
DUDE
>>68042946
fucking northern monkey, go die down t'''''''pit
>>68042562
>>68042608
I'm sure there's more blood to be squeezed from this one...
What did Ronaldo say to the journalist who maliciously misquoted him?
What did Ronaldo get for his Mum when he visited the gift shop?
Where did Ronaldo see the Giraffe?
What's Ronaldo's favourite Michael Caine film?
What was Ronaldo's favourite Mesopotamian language?
>>68045286
>Either La Liga or Bundesliga will win the Euros anyway
>>68045295
Hoddle seems to be mentally disabled.
I reckon he was Jack the Ripper.
You faggots, no one in England likes Portugal. Yet you're all sitting their wanking your little todgers off saying >best ally
They're literally half niggers, you're all scum
anyone got the typed version of this?
>>68045151
>it's okay to discriminate because it's muh opinion
fuck off
>>68045312
kys
>>68045286
>All these JFs coming out of our league
>English NT is shit
At least we get good football 9 months out of the year
Still pissed off about Drinkwater
And I hate Leicester
No Ronaldo?
Woy got merked
>>68045323
Don't listen to the Scotsman's lies.
>>68043605
they throw us a bone every now again to pretend that it's somehow fair and it's only ever friendlies
>>68045323
rude desu
Topless on a boat in Ibiza.
is this the match thread
>>68045337
>tfw Forest gets mentioned
>>68045323
bit of a meme Alliance. Isnt it basically >"fugging spanish are pricks amrite"
>tfw Danny misses yet another Euro because of the yet another injury
He just can't wake up
>Gary Neville
what's he doing?
>that meme pitch pattern
why
>>68045340
Fuck off, I'm as English at it gets. Remember Ronaldo winking at the camera when he got Rooney sent off? Portugal are forever on the list
>>68045371
Meme magic m8
>>68045042
Of course not. Playing Whilshere as a DM is dumb af. Englands Midfield has been run over by fucking Slovenia when he played DM. He doesnt't have the positional sense to play DM, his off-the-ball movement is shit both at starting play from the back and at defending. Dier is 10 times better at playig DM than Whilshere, and I'm saying that as an Arsefag.
>>68045199
Dier-Wheelchair Milner-Alli is the way to go desu senpai. Milner is pretty good at balancing the movement of the other players and in a Diamond you really need players and Milner fits that role pretty well.
>>68045328
What is with japs and high quality shitposts?
>>68045328
So you can get some likes on your social media?
Die in a fire.
I rate that team lads not gonna lie
All the front players where they should be and milner as cover for bale
>Fuck off, I'm as English at it gets. Remember Ronaldo winking at the camera when he got Rooney sent off? Portugal are forever on the list
>>68045357
It's more
>help us with the French but we will cuck you abroad
Força Portugal.
>>68045384
i only care about (you)s senpai
>England's front 2
>No.9 and No.11
At least Roy brings the banter onto the pitch
>>68045371
The Wembley groundsman used to be Leicester's groundsman, I think.
>UNIRONICALLY NOT PLAYING WILSHERE
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW CAN HE LEAVE OUT OUR BEST PLAYER FOR JAMIE FUCKING VARDY AND WAYNE POONEY
HOW
WOY OUT
>>68045408
>Vardy will still be played on the wing
>>68045389
For me it's as good as it gets
swap clyne for walker and you're golden
>>68045416
>our best player
>not Kane
Lmao
>>68045373
>forgetting everything the Portuguese have done for England because of one player in a football game.
Yeh, nah, you're not English.
>england have 5 world class strikes
>we don't even have one
gibe rashford pls
how many emergency euro replacements are allowed after Wheelchair and Sturridge inevitably collapse on the pitch?
>>68045394
>chavs in fake Burberry hats
Just had a severe flashback to 2006
>>68045408
>Lying Alli that deep
not sure about this lads
>>68045389
>cover for bale
Wales are shit, what's Bale going to be able to do by himself. Oh no, he's managed to get past the full back, now he has to try and set up fucking Hal Robson-Kanu.
>>68045434
hes a meme senpai.
portugal havnt had a good striker ever. i guess nuno gomes was ok
>>68045379
We can't play a diamond
Our entire midfield just runs away from the man on the ball because nobody has a designated partner
The only way this squad can function is with a 4231, the formation pretty much everybody plays at club level.
Yet hodgson wants to meme because brenny had success with a diamond 2 years ago
>>68045416
Why do arsenal fans have to do this every single tournament?
He's been shit in the friendlies and hasn't played all season, in what way does he merit selection?
>>68045408
>tfw Rooney is starting
>tfw Rooney is in the squad
>>68045439
Townsend and Drinkwater obvs on stand by
>>68045039
Jesus, he looks like a fucking common chav. No wonder he plays for Leicester.
>>68045434
Vardy and Kane are the only world class strikers. You have Ronaldo (just not today).
>>68044910
>Bruno Alves
>Danilo
>Moutinho
Not playing with Sporting midfield and have half the work with the team done.
>>68045434
>"""world class"""
flattering us senpai
>3 minute adverts
>4 minutes of buildup
>3 minutes of adverts
I hate ITV.
>>68045416
This. Rooney should be on the bench, push Poo in loo Alley up, and have Wilshere in the middle.
>>68045408
the age of rooney is upon us
>>68045445
They'll probably play him as a No.9 and tell the rest of the forwards to stay the fuck out of the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>>68045445
Your seriously naive if you don't think bale has the quailty to put it on a plate for one of them strickers against our defence
>>68045440
I miss the days of having the common ground with people purely for not dressing like this
simpler time
>>68045474
Will Euro16 games be split between ITV and BBC or can you watch them all on BBC?
>>68045416
lol
so basically Wilshire will be a starter in the euros while not having played a full 90 for a year
>>68045464
>Vardy and Kane are the only world class strikers.
Imagine someone saying this 12 months ago.
This season was fucking insane.
>>68045490
Hope to god ITV doesn't get a single game
The shit skin population just went up by 11 + however many people are on portugals bench
Disgusting, can't wait till you fly home off the back of a 5-0 defeat
>>68045318
slow down nigel, violence might enTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68045451
>in what way does he merit selection?
Because he's the best English midfielder of the past 10 years at least.
>muh memewater
Same cunts that were calling for the likes of Kevin Nolan to be called up a few years ago.
LOVE'S GOT THE WORLD IN MOTION
>>68045490
>>68045501
Split between them
We're playing Rooney behind Vardy and Kane. We could score loads but lose because of our leaky defence. Then again, Portugal don't have Ronaldo tonight.
>>68045507
AND I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO
>>68045490
Hope so. As much as I hate the bbc the no adverts is bliss.
>>68045479
bittersweet symphony was such pleb shit im glad they took the piss out of it
>>68045450
True, but I doubt that Roy has the balls to drop two out of Rooney, Kane and Vardy.
>>68045510
Fuck
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Its ok, lads. I'm back
>english football
>good
>>68045108
t. Bloquista
Requesting the age of rooney pasta.
SHOUT SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
>>68045510
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
>>68045506
>Because he's the best English midfielder of the past 10 years at least.
Arsenal fans honestly believe this
He's literally Championship tier
ITS COMING HOME
I hate the guy that interviews the managers and players for ITV.
No matter how good the team or a player does, he always finds a way to sour it and be a cunt. One of the typical English journalists that poison the national team just for his career
Portugal is a pretty shitty team.
>>68045541
Learn how to use the archive you little banana monkey
> This kit
Nike needs to be killed.
>>68045534
>purple tinsel
I hope you don't succumb to your aids before you see the """English""" national team get rekt.
>>68045535
>p-please notice us England-chan ^^
>>68045534
>Still has his Xmas decoration up
Kekkity kek
5 mins to go, time for 4 mins 59 seconds of adverts
BAN ITV FROM SHOWING FOOTBALL GAMES
BBC AND BT SPORTS ONLY
>>68045565
>/sp/
>archive
when did it come back?
thank fuck Roy dropped Memewater
>>68045416
>our best player
>not gareth bale
look at the size of the fucking kid at the end
>>68045534
I love your pics mate, please make sure you're here during the euros
>>68045534
>Worcester sauce french fries
we should be friends
>not focusing on semon demon mascots and instead the ugly portuniggers
fuck off ITV
>mouyes
>>68045541
I got you fampai >>68045328
>mouyes
LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY
MOTHER OF THE FREE
>>68045565
Don't be rude.
>Mouyes
Who is he rooting for?
I have a sneaky feeling this game will be 3-0 to England, causing a sudden euphoria and explosion of expectations before it deflates into a 0-0 draw against Rooskies.
Milner is such a manlet this mascot is the same size hahahha
This gonna be gud.
good national anthem 2bh
Now time for the greatest one of all time
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
Who /Paige/ here?
>mourinho
ESTES FILHOS DA PUTA NEM PASSAM O HINO TODO SO PARA MOSTRAR PUBLICIDADE FODA-SE
TVI É MERDA
JERUSALEM FOR ENGLAND ANTHEM
Having dominos on your flag
The state of Portugal
>>68045579
>Wanting to help BBC continue its cancerous existence
I hate ITV as well, but lets not be silly
>this anthem
This the match thread, lads?
Also
>Mouyes daughter texting
>>68045627
god a shit
>>68045618
Germany is playing?
Anyone else getting a shitty Fox Sports 1 cast?
Please watch our sport
>>68045630
A bit more respect mister "god" save the queen
>>68045640
>not understanding the poem
>milner literally smaller than his child mascot
God save liz
CORTARAM O HINO CARALHO
Gonna order a pizza from the local paki takeaway and collect it at half time lads, living la vida loca
>>68045626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1SR-QpQfSc
PANDELERRO
>>68045626
This thread is for white people, if you're going to speak your foreign babble please take it elsewhere
>Mourinho's daughter on her smartphone during the anthem
Time for 90 mins of commentary wanking over Man United and Spurs players.
>>68045395
we never helped you with the French
This alliance was absolute bullshit and it's ridiculous how much everybody talks about it, makes it seem like we were all friends and shit
the only reason we kept the alliance was because we needed to keep Spain away from us. And England just saw it as "well, whatever" thinking it wasn't really important but might as well avoid Spain getting stronger by conquering Portugal. Portugal was always England's bitch. We literally gave you everything you wanted because we were afraid you were going to break the alliance and allow Spain to fuck us in the ass. We gave you fucking Tangiers, which we had held for centuries, to keep a royal marriage. You dismissed the Pink Map as bullshit and kept all the territory in Africa because you did whatever you wanted. England never took Portugal seriously because we were irrelevant.
England was responsible for our independence but you never really had any interest in whatever happened here
Worst advert contender
>Rppney
>>68045657
still religious desu, not my thing inshallah
redpill me on the portuguese nt
What formation are England playing?
They need to stick to 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 with Alli behind Kane or they're fucked at the euros
>Jerusalem playing at work during the build up to the Euros
>>68045672
Ayo my nigga mad propz to you dog, its okay ma bad homie ill take your talk no need to pop a cap on me ese
>>68045682
The car one or the betting one?
>>68045669
deve ser o belga tuga que posta qui
>plays formation I'd pick
>Chooses Dier instead of Wheelchair
Look, I like both, but if I had to pick, it'd be Wheelchair as he can drop deeper and he actually tracks back to defend OR he can run forward into attacking areas. Dier is the guy who remains in roughly the same position.
Is it wrong If I like white people?
>>68045682
>not driving a duster
shig
AND DID THOSE FEEEEET
IN ANCIENT TIIIIIIME
WALK UPON ENGLANDS MOUNTAINS GREEEEEN
>>68045679
FACT.
simply bet £10 on England to win the Euros.. and lose £10
>>68045551
bore off you basketball playing cuckold
Do you consider Dier handsome?
I think he's pretty cute
>all these people who bought tickets expecting to see Ronaldo
>>68045682
>the game is a foot
JJ chating shit.
>1966 world cup mentioned before kick off with the ball in the centre circle
>>68045699
as long as you like them exclusively
Alguém percebeu o que o Jesus disse?
Alguém que traduza sff
Who's more meme?
>>68045684
You do realise that Jesus was a prophet of Allah, right?
Of course you don't, you get your information from /pol/ and just repeat shit others say.
So, a Muslim would have no problem with it.
post rare drinkies
fuck woy
Vardy to Spurs after the tournament to create the best striker partnership since Cole-Yorke
Cap this post
> Portugal wearing our away shirt and shorts
> The city of Nike
England's away kit and Portugal's first kit are EXACTLY the same.
>>68045707
to me, he looks like non-bastard, not-inbred, younger Wayne Rooney
>>68045725
i was taking the piss, i know that islam and judiasm and christianity are essentially the same thing, i was hoping to trigger a /pol/ desu
It's not working
JÁ COMEÇAM A DAR PORRADA NO RAFA CARALHO!! É SEMPRE A MESMA MERDA!!
>>68045722
let's find out
rafa btfo
>>68045710
Mate of mine there right now, must be SEETHING
>timewasting already
pathetic
>>68045725
He's not the messiah though, he's just a prophet
God for Harry, England and Saint George.
JOGO EM UEMBLI!
>Portuguese on the floor already
Ahh yes, very impressive, call in the medics.
>>68045727
>Danny Pinkwater
Tfw impressed by england's play then remembered we are playing in white
>>68045728
i want to believe
cant wait to get schlonged by vardy
>>68045729
>>68045735
All the Nike kits for the Euros are literally identical.
It's embarrassing. This is a big international tournament they could at least try.
>>68045735
>nike
Dier
Milner
Rppney
Vardy
this is unironically 4 of our front 6 players. Remember how everyone mocks Heskey starting in the 2010 WC? This will be looked back on with the same deriding attitude. Incredible really.
>>68045727
>stunting your squad of meme magic
proof he knows nothing about the key to success
>this pitch pattern
groundsman is an edgelord
>>68045729
>>68045735
N I K E
I
K
E
T E M P L A T E
E
M
P
L
A
T
E
How's the match been?
that grass-cut pattern is pretty nifty
>pooknee
>>68045783
Decent
ANOTHER Alli nutmeg
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
since when have we done red socks?
Friendly reminder that Drinkwater has been average at best every time he's played for England and the fact that the country is in uproar over the exclusion of this extremely average Kante babby is proof of how far this team has fallen. And we were shit before.
C'MON PORTUGAL
kane has terrible posture
how is that even possible
>smelly Ali
>>68045781
just a cheap attempt to summon our /lifelong/ meme magic
lads it's not working FUCKING PANIC IT'S NOT COMING HOME ROY OUT ROY OUT #FIXENGLISHFOOTBALL
nike, more like kike amirite!
>>68045783
Already drowsy tbqh
>>68045728
Kane to lester again la
How can it be 19:50 here and in Portugal, but 20:50 in Spain?
tfw no gf
>Carvalho
>Alves
kek pls Vardy be gentle
> Both teams wearing the exact same kit template
> Portugal's shirt is almost exactly the same as England's away kit
Loveing the England band right now
Christ how long have Pepe, Bruno Alves, Ricardo Carvalho and Rui Patricio been in this team
why is lidl bakery section GOAT lads?
>Last couple of seasons
What did he mean by this?
>>68045754
That's what I said, did I not? Jesus was misunderstood. Islam is literally "fill the plot holes: the religion" and even after Moohamismad forgot to fill in some shit with the Qu'ran he just went "errr, I'll write the Hadith, that'll fix it" and then Islam made Shieks and they can make fatwahs and even pigs blood cheat that Pershing did won't work.
Are people from portugal white?
How do Nike get away with this shit, clubs pay them millions to 'design' these JUST tier kits
>>68045811
at one point >we where considering moving to GMT+1 as well
You have 10 seconds to justify why James Milner starts over Wilshere
If this is our starting XI for the Euros I might as well start supporting Iceland
>>68045833
Lobbying
>>68045811
>what is earth curvature
>>68045831
Obivously yes.
(no)
>>68045811
The same reason it's 20:50 in Scandinavia and Netherlands. The Earth.
>>68045819
>lidl
I earn WAY above 15k a year, thanks.
>>68045836
he wont get fuckin injured
>>68045831
Yeah
>the England band
>>68045836
Muh Heart
>>68045836
He's had a better season
You have 10 seconds to justify me staying awake
>It's an England band are at the game killing the atmosphere episode
Can't these cunts be thrown out the stadium?
>>68045833
millions of normies will buy them
>>68045836
Milner top 5
>>68045836
Wilshere has no brain.
>ricardo carvalho
just play figo while you're at it
>The Pukka Pies band playing the Payet/Barry Bannan song
fuck off lads
>>68045836
He doesn't smash into 1000s of pieces after being tackled.
>>68045823
Yeah they've been doing that for a while though, I think Nike's is slightly worse though.
Shame the manufacturers who actually try don't have enough money to buy out Nike, Adidas, etc. And it's a shame that even though Puma have the money and do actually try are awful at trying and their kits are often shit.
>>68045836
>141 minutes
What is your local supermarket lads?
>Tesco
>>68045849
Would you prefer Tinie Tempah or something? Cunt
>>68045846
>lidl pizzas aren't GOAT tier
pleb
>>68045819
only in the morning though
>>68045849
This
They're pigs too
>>68045875
this
>>68045836
Top 5 uefa
>>68045871
>Aldi
>England band
>we've got ____
Fuck England t b h.
roy hodgson looking confident as always
Ola meus Portuguese migos, tudo beim?
>>68045871
>Biedronka
which is Portuguese brand, btw
great game so far, very exciting no doubt!!!
>>68045819
I'm upper middle class as fuck, but even I shop at Lidl. They sell fillet steak for £23 per kg. In Waitrose (which is my most local supermarket, Lidl is miles away and out of the way) they sell the exact same beef, fillet steak, from the same type of cow, from the same country, for £43 a kg.
It's fucking madness anybody would pay double the price for the same shit. Worse part is they think they're getting better quality. All supermarkets do this. The only way it DOES taste better is due to placebo effect.
>It's more expensive
>Therefore it tastes better than the cheaper shit
>>68045871
>Morrisons
>>68045890
fuckin bom obrigado
>>68045855
Has he had a good season though? is he really a better play than Wilshere?
>>68045865
>>68045870
okay then, if Wilshere gets injured then replace him with Milner. This isn't difficult you spergs. But Wilshere is our best midfielder, probably our most talented player. It's incredible that Woy has fallen for the ABW meme forced by the tabloids
>>68045890
yes everything is bem
>>68045885
>>68045893
>>68045899
>>68045900
why are you greentexting?
Tfw I spent today looking forward to this game
>>68045846
>wasting money
I earn 40k and still shop at Aldi and Lidl, ironically the quality is at least equal, if not better for some foods.
>>68045871
>Giant Eagle
>>68045890
Salam aleikum habibi
>>68045905
he's a waste of space in a squad of 23
Still 0 0
It's not coming home is it
>>68045846
See >>68045897
I'm 26 and I have about £100k in savings. I have these savings due to investment and not spending double the price on everything just cause it's in a different store, you insufferable cretin.
>>68045912
>>>68045885
>>>68045893
>>>68045899
>>>68045900
>why are you greentexting?
why though?
what exactly is it that i'm supposed to believe?
>>68045890
Nope, Ederbayor is not playing. Fuck this.
Miles onside, ffs ABE refs
Installah brothers
>>68045913
if you arent literally 8, you should have known better
>mfw I thought people we're memeing when they were asking if Ricardo Carvalho was playing
>mfw Ricardo Carvalho is actually playing
>>68045912
The original post did.
>>68045920
Portugal doesn't have any Muslims mate.
>>68045871
I'm in Hertfordshire which is Tesco HQ, they're fucking everywhere.
>>68045932
in allah
>>68045928
>only 1 Arsenal player in the entire team
>on the bench
>>68045846
>He doesn't shop at Aldi or Netto
>>68045955
one of them took maddie desu
>Portumemes back 4 has a combined age of over 370 years old
Is Alli playing on the wing?
>>68045871
Morrison's
New thread my homies
>>68045962
>>68045962
>>68045962
>>68045960
>still finished on top of your club
ayy lmao
>>68045930
>I'm 26 and I have about £100k in savings
My dad works at Nintendo
Is there a difference between Aldi and Lidl?
>>68045905
No player got more assists in 2016 than milner
Wilshere has literally none
>>68045968
Is this counting pepe?
This will finish 0-0
>>68045967
it was me, no joke
she's my gf now
New thread when?
>>68045932
that we
>>68045871
Got a little Tesco Express near me but if I walk a little 25 minutes longer there's a massive ASDA.
Thats why he's better than shitty clyne
>>68045871
Vegan workers co-operative.
Ten points if anyone can tell me where I live
>>68045960
Gibbs isn't good enough. Ox is dead. Welbeck is dead. Wilshere will prob come on at 60 min. Walcott has been shit, but interestingly enough, UEFA have him on their EURO Fantasy Team choice. I'm shocked he isn't going desu, there is no pace.
Lads, how do I count my Allah Snackbars?
>>68045996
HOMIE PLS READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>>68045978
>thanks
>>68045408
bertrand over walker
barkley over rooney
wilshire in place of alli(at least in that position)
overall not bad though woy
Since this match is shit let's listen to some sick tracks from the WC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PX_tGWyt_g
>Kane
>Not feeding Walker out wide when Vardy and Rooney are waiting in the middle
>Passes to an offside Rooney
The dream is over lads
>>68045984
employment practises
>>68046015
Brighton
>>68046046
>wilshire
keke, Rafa Silva looked about 4 ft tall in the replay
>>68046144
who instead then? milner? lallana?
>>68046419
How about Wilshere?
>>68046495
thought you were disagreeing m8, my bad
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