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West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
West Indies v South Africa at Providence
Jun 3, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
Reminder that I'm literally doing a better job than the ICC development department.
>>68040725
how many turf pitches do you have up there?
>>68040728
All natural lad.
Even this pitch was prepared by a Big Strong Queenslander.
>>68040737
that's what I'm asking lad, turf not astroturf
>>68040725
Stop shilling your poverty shithouse cricket scene
I did a huge fart next to someone and ran off today lads
>>68040747
Ah, then there's a lot. There's only one stadium but a lot of grounds in KL and around Malaysia.
>>68040750
Delete this.
Do you think women cricketers make out with each other when no one is looking?
>>68040778
Hang on, I'll give Alyssa a ring
How to correctly identify a gatecuck post
>file.png
>butthurt about nrl
>constantly shilling the marsh brothers, bancroft, paris and other worst australian shitcunts
>image dumping worst australian "landmarks"
>muh economy
>talking about how NSW and WA "run australian cricket"
>gets butthurt about "saxon" when he sees an anti-muslim post
>>68040814
file.png and the Bancroft and Paris shit were the only hits.
I have literally never posted about rugby in my life
>>68040814
>>butthurt about nrl
How many times do I have to tell you this is me?
There is literally no one alive who hates Thugby Yawngue more than me.
There are only two things I regret in my life and both of them involve attending a Thugby Yawngue game when I was an infant. I still have nightmares about those experiences to this day.
bet365 are paying 1.85 for Australia to win the tri-series lads
>>68040831
>isn't from Cucktoria
>follows Cucktorian Football
what's it like being an absolute bitch?
>>68040893
I literally only watch cricket. AFL has been the most popular sport here for decades though.
>>68040637
>Slavic stock is the best
t. Daniel
>>68040778
>there's a rumour going around that some female athletes may be involved in non-traditional relationships.
>ywn have raging, passionate lesbian intercourse with ellyse just after you've smashed her shithouse bowling to all parts of the ground and she's sweaty and hot, and angry at you for destroying her in the field, so she's going to destroy your tight pussy in the sheets.
>>68040902
good lad
>>68040978
>lesbian intercourse
Based Trannyiel. When did you have the op mate?
Also weren't you shilling Holly last year?
>>68040988
>implying it counts as lesbian if you're a tranny
Cucktill on cucked by a clingy psycho watch
>>68040893
I'm going to drop an elite truthbomb on you here Saxon:
AFL is not purely Victorian. the WAFL was the most popular sporting league in WA from the 1900s until the Eagles joined the VFL. The only reason the VFL was contained in Victoria was because of logistics, since it wasn't possible to play regular games against sides in other states.
Literally neck yourself you thugby peeague watching bogan
What's even the point of this tri series? we all know australia are going to smash west indies and probably do the same to south africa
>>68041241
>you thugby peeague watching bogan
don't you ever dare imply I watch that abomination of a "sport" ever again or I will rip your fucking throat out
literally sydney is better than Worst Australia at aerial pingpong and >we dont even play/care about the sport
cricket is gay
>>68041428
you're gimmick is getting a sad lack of (You)'s germany, you need to step it up soon
>>68041464
can't be bothered
I think some of you lads are a bit sick in the head tbqh
bolandbased
1.Vijay 2 Rahul 3 Pujara 4 Kohli 5 Rahane 6 Saha 7 Ashwin 8 Jadeja 9 Bhuvi 10 ISHANT 11 Umesh should be the probable 11 for 1st test.WI will hv the opportunity to show that they can compete well in tests (eg they drew the series vs eng in 2015).India will be looking to win this series convincingly before facing Eng in november.
gonna make a brilliant tweet. stay hyped.
all right peace out folks.
>>68043122
>>68043146
You absolute fucking madman
>>68043662
t. British Indian
>>68043682
t.British Indian on a holiday in Australia
>>68043702
t. British Indian visiting his auntie in Malaysia
Who /gong/ here?
Is the Caribbean series gonna be on "real nigga hours" for Aussies and kiwi's?
What other threads will /Cric/ show its dominance over besides /bundes/ and /rug/?
>>68050377
I feel like we need to merge with /hoc/, so we cover all timezones.
>>68043146
>didn't even fucking tag the correct Kohli
kys
please retweet it ^_~
>>68050839
Does anyone in upsidedownland even watch furpuck?
I used to play hockey myself so if you have any questions pertaining to it, feel free to ask
>>68051887
Absolutely no one. Not a single person. Field hockey is moderately popular amongst kids and as a playing sport but no one watches it. In early school you normally get a choice of rugby, hockey or football for winter, and cricket or tennis for summer. The people who played hockey were the nerds who didn't play rugby.
Ice hockey is non-existent.
Now that /Cric/ has picked the handsome XI (one of the goals I wanted "us" to achieve), can we pick the boipussy XI
Is there even enough players to put in that category?
>>68052602
daniel x11
>>68053013
>banana has skin on it
>>68052602
We still haven't picked it yet m8, we need some more polls
CONFIRMED
Cook
?????
?????
Root
?????
????? (keeper)
Woakes
????? (spinner)
Finn
Broad
Either Wood or Milne
Fast bowlers poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10375830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10382408
spin poll
>>68054326
>white guy against brownies
boy i wonder
Fuck it here's my Handsome XI
Cock (c)
Hales
Faf
Compton
Kohli
Buttler (wk)
Afridi
Woakes
Wood (most handsome)
Cummings
Finn
Boipussy XI (in no particular order)
Root (c)
De Cuck (wk)
Zampa
Bread
Amir
Rabada ?
?
?
?
?
?
>>68056897
fuck forgot Bhuvneshwar Kumar
>>68054326
>no votes for Allah's very own Moeen Ali
Please delete that soon.
Cricket
Gateshit BTFO
Will Meme shit run Sterc into the ground, like he did last time or is that even possible in odi?
>>68056897
Always thought ishant sharma would have a nice little boipuccy on him.
>>68060200
that was me. i'm not your boogeyman
>you will never watch cricket on a 60 inch plasma telly
>you will always watch cricket on your shitty computer
>you will never be taken seriously in cricket discussion because you're American
>you will never join a cricket league because you're afraid you'll end up on a terror watch list
>you will never visit your m8 in South Africa because of the imminent race war that's coming
kill me now
>>68061776
Are you the same amerilard who's been posting this lame pasta for years?
God tier:
>Cricket
Great tier:
>Basedby Basedion
Good tier:
>Tennis
>Hockey
>Soccer
Okay tier:
>American "Football"
Don't care tier:
>Cucktorian Football
>All other American sports
Bad tier:
>Golf
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND MAGNETS tier
>Cuckby Plebgue
>>68061813
has it really been years?
http://www.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/80350/south-africa-agree-to-play-day-night-test-in-australia-report
>A reticent South Africa have agreed to play with a pink ball in a breakthrough for the proposed Adelaide day-night Test slated for November 2016.
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>68061849
kys krazykuckold
Will AB make a double century today lads ?
>>68061929
BASED
>>68044426
Yep, it's on at midnight
I'm probably going to miss the first innings tbqh
>>68062142
>Match starts at 1am
Fuck
>2 D/N Tests
>Boxing Day & New Years Tests
>Worst Ausfailia Test which is basically on at the same time as D/N games for the real part of the country
Now all they need to do is move the Pissbart Test to GOATberra and you have literally the perfect summer itinerary
>>68044426
>>68062142
worse, they're all D/N games so they START at 2am our time
that's real nigga hours and change
Will anyone actually be watching this shitty series?
>>68062536
>Poo Peeland mad they weren't invited to the party in the Caribbean
Kek
>>68062862
>a rather cumbersome new song
>>68062862
>Going: Hugh
Daniel on suicide watch
>>68062932
how hard will he be fingering ivana during the show lads
>>68062862
>single release party
>the song will be released a week before
Way to take the punch out of the event.
>>68062945
It's so all their massive fangirls can sing along at the show, duh
>>68062862
poopspouter btfo
>shitspouter banned
KEK
fucking faggot deserves it
>>68062862
daniel on successful janny application watch
ban test ban test 1 2 1 2
>>68062972
>people liking the dark turd
Come on mate they're not six60
KEK
Truly pathetic Trannyiel, can't even ban me.
>>68063036
>pretends to be from an upper class suburb
>likes shitShitxty
Your narrative is falling apart.
>>68063036
>you will never drop a balcony full of people on daniel
Will it be any good, /rug/?
I read through the Elliot Roger manifesto lads and I was genuinely disturbed at what I saw. As many of you are clearly mentally unstable, I will no longer drop elite truthbombs on you to save you the emotional distress.
>>68063105
thanks babe
>>68063096
>/rug/
>>68063096
not a horrible cover tbqh
>>68063126
/rug/ literally RUNS /cric/ mate
>>68063096
>dark third
>logo is a third of a circle
Jesus fucking christ daniel you could think of something better than that
>boreblock
>boreDI
Based Statsey. Do you mind if I borrow these terms m8?
>>68063248
No. Fuck off.
>>68063062
>only Le povvo coconuts like six60
Mate everyone who isn't consumed by sad cultural cringe likes six60. Music transcends barriers. The people who were injured when the balcony collapsed were all middle kid whites.
>>68063433
*Middle class whites
>>68063433
>only Le povvo coconuts
No mate, no one likes six60.
>>68063476
They're one of two NZ acts who can sell out Vector multiple nights the other being Lorde, they sell out nearly everywhere they play here.
They're objectively popular and you're retarded if you think otherwise.
>>68063656
They're also objectively bad and you're retarded if you think otherwise.
>popular bands
>good
kek
Poo Peeland BTFO
>>68063767
They're not even popular. They got a bit of radio play around 2011 and a bunch of islanders got into them because they're "chill".
They're basically the NZ equivalent of those shitty aussie hip hop groups, but replace hip hop with wannabe reggae.
>>68063804
Mate I'm not even a huge fan of them. But they are undoubtedly popular.
>>68063146
>>68063126
Please keep in mind I'm saying this as a Basedby fan
Domestic season /rug/ is in intolerably dire, even by this places standards
It's literally just dead threads and when its not the rest of you are just circle-jerking over some overweight Kiwi womanlet
I'll be there for the Test matches, but /rug/ truly is the deadest of poomunities
>>68063939
>Mate I'm not even a huge fan of them
>made >>68063036 this post
You CLEARLY weren't being ironic otherwise you wouldn't have begun this defending a shit band schtick. The fact is that YOU and your shit taste have been COMPLETELY exposed, and now you retort to "b-but I was just j-joking, I d-don't like them either!!!!", because you've been so utterly beaten into submission that you just HAVE to change your mind to fit in.
Who the fuck ARE you anyway? Why the fuck do you have a name? Do you know anything? Do you do anything of note that I should know about? Why are you shoving this """""name""""" in my face when other, true, elite, handsome and muscular personalities have FORGED our identities out of the very pure existence of anonymity that 4chan was built on. You are NOTHING.
Get the fuck out of my face before I literally heem you into oblivion.
>>68063996
STATSGOD
T
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S
G
O
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>>68063996
Holy fuck statsnapoleon, whoever the fuck that guy is is on suicide watch right now.
>>68063996
this statscunt impersonation is just unnecessary now that the actual chink is back
>>68063996
Holy shit, destroyed.
>>68063996
How can I become as based as you, statsjesus?
Wow, he really got me, I sure am on suicide watch right now.
>>68063996
devvo lad is drinking bleach RIGHT now lads
>>68064014
It's even using bitchspouter's favourite buzzwords
daniels band is on jono and ben lads
>>68064093
When is he gonna post the podcast from bfm? Too embarrased by his shitty performance?
>>68063996
Mate just take a step back, I do enjoy six60 I just am not a particularly devoted fan. I enjoyed their first album but am pretty apathetic to their latest effort.
I have quite good taste in music imo, but its massively subjective so I won't really bother justifying it to you.
As for beating me up, kek, I'd like to see you try.
>>68064226
>I have quite good taste in music
m8...
>>68064226
>I have quite good taste in music imo
daniel is that you m8?
>Steve Waugh says using the Dukes in the Sheffield Shield won't make a difference
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/steve-waugh-glenn-mcgrath-pat-howard-dukes-ball-sheffield-shield-2016-17/2016-06-03
Honestly, how many times can statsbitch get PTFO? I think I'll start compiling a list of things where I've proven him wrong:
>Luke Ronchi
>Starc and Hazlewood
>Boult and Southee
>Australia's batting
>Pukes "ball"
>>68064791
>Voges
>Burns
>>68064804
Really the entire NZ team
>you now remember him making that post saying NZ were the 2nd best Test team in the world and Australia 6th or something
And that was after they lost to >us away. Kek.
>>68064791
I'm sorry, but what was wrong with the kookaburras last season? Oh, that's right, nothing. Think back to the most recent Aus vs NZ series. In both matches, in both innings the Australians were getting conventional swing in the first 10 overs and then reverse from overs 15-20. The New Zealanders simply didn't have the skill to match them. The New Zealanders lost conventional swinging after literally 2-3 overs and then couldn't get the ball to reverse at all. So the Kiwis then sulked and tried to get the ball changed, over and over. That has nothing to do with the Kookaburra, that has to do with one team being good and one team being shit. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
People need to shelve this two tier meme for the next 50 years tbqh
It's NEVER going to work in the current environment
>>68064843
It could work if you cloned all the Indian Test players and then made a second Indian team to play in the 2nd division that is never allowed to be promoted and exists purely to tour all the 2nd div nations every year
Otherwise nah its fucked
I fucking despise wogs lads
>>68065422
delete this fucking skippy malaca
Does anyone even care about this tri-series?
>no TV channel broadcasting the games in the Caribbean
>the state of West Indies cricket
Does "wog" pretty much mean non-Anglo Australian to you guys?To me, wog has always been a derogatory term for a black man, like Nigger or Coon.
>>68065814
anyone from here
>>68065908
Isn't it people with origins from the Caucasus like Zyzz too?
>>68065814
means non-soviet Eastern Euro, but it's pretty loose. Italians are usualy dagos or I-ties, but wog is also fine. Australians are having to adapt our lingo for actual darkies because they didn't exist here before 2000.
>>68040725
Just sad
>>68065944
We just call them lebs
Anglo Saxon on saviour of the white race watch
>>68065766
the WICB are fucking incompetent
I am literally going to tear Dave Cameron apart with my bear hands
>>68065949
Are you actually getting black Africans in Australia yet?I'm guessing if it were any kind it would be Somalis/Ethiopians/Sudanese rather the. West Africans.
>>68066011
There's a few from Nigeria and Kenya, but they're a minority even when compared to other minorities.
Where I live it's mostly vietnamese, malaysians, white south africans and indians that migrate over.
>>68066011
Pretty much, and tßh they're dudes. Usually due to poor understanding of birth-control and having to pull their heads in in order to feed their 5 children under the age of four.
Much, much better than 2nd generation wogs. Though I'm in Adelaide, which is still very white, unlike the east coast.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384757
>>68066053
White South Africans always seem to be dickheads, maybe it's the environment they're raised in.
>>68066078
It's funny how poorly wogs assimilated when they have more in common with Australia than all the asians, who integrate pretty much perfectly with by their second generation
>>68066122
Dunno, all the ones I know are lovely people. I've run into a few that are horribly, horribly racist towards "the blackies", but they're not too common.
>>68066125
Yeah but look how Italian Americans always have to go on about MUH HERITAGE and some of them are like 6 generations removed, they're like it everywhere.
>>68066125
Totally, it's really odd how Asians pick up full on occer accents, but wogs become even more stereotypical in their behaviours.
>>68066131
>>68065766
Are you talking about the tri-series? That can't be right. If a West Indies-hosted series was not on TV in the West Indies that would be even dumber than working as a janitor on the internet for no monetary compensation
>>68065944
this >>68065908 definition is outdated, that's what it meant in the 60's
now wog basically just refers to any Mediterranean brown people. So Lebs, Italians and spics are all called wogs
the term had the original meaning because there was lots of Italian, Greek and Slav immigration from the 40's-60's and they were basically the niggers of Australia
t. wog
>>68066159
It's particularly dumb in Australia where next to nobody is actually a third generation Australian. There isn't some long-standing cultural identity to rebel against like you'd get in other countries.
>>68066011
We have a like 20k Sudanese but thats about it
There's only a few thousand niggers and they are already forming gangs kek
>>68066240
literally never seen a black gang tbqh
the only times I ever see more than one or two together its when one of their giant families is walking to church or something like that
Australia's selective migration policies have worked out pretty well, for the most part you get the better parts of a culture
>>68066265
Neither have I, I just saw it on the news in Cuckbourne apparently
>>68066265
Sauce
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/deep-anger-at-core-of-apex-gang-causing-havoc-on-melbournes-streets/news-story/f4e886da66594d4ea38cb323ea069612
the absolute fucking state of SJWbourne
>>68066265
I remember when I checked out the "Aussie grime scene" and a few of them were black.Then when I looked into it, they were born and raised in the UK anyway.
>>68066333
howcome you live in Asspain anyway? I thought that meme was for oldfucks who had retired
>>68066349
Moved here when I was 14 about 10 years ago with my parents.There are quite a lot of retirees out here but lots of younger expats too.
>>68066299
>haven't done anything because they don't want to be labelled as racist
typical melbourne. I'm all for migration, but you've got to actively work on their integration into the community or this shit happens.
from what I've heard sydney has similar problems with some groups, but that's because they just dump all the migrants in one area where they form cultural ghettos. Over here a lot of people will be given an area they have to live in for 2 years or something in order to qualify as a permanent resident to prevent that kind of stuff
my worst experience with Africans was getting pissed in an alley, having a laugh and swapping jackets and it didn't fit that well.
Worst experience with wogs was getting surrounded and having three knives pulled on me, for literally no reason apart from I walked past a group of wogs.
>>68066376
These kids are suburban too, parents are probably doctors, what's their problem?
>>68066370
What part of Spain? the Basque territory is one of the nicest areas I have ever been
and did you learn to speak spic? i know it seems like a dumb question but it wouldnt surprise me if there were lots of poms who didnt
>>68066376
>but that's because they just dump all the migrants in one area where they form cultural ghettos
it's a fucking disaster and the government unironically supports it
I was in the South-West a few months ago and it was like little Yemen. I wouldn't be surprised if every single terrorist Australia has ever produced came from that area
I greatly strongly Afridi lads
>>68066448
strongly dislike
>>68066390
my worst experience with wogs was getting dragged along to an A League game with them. Horrible, horrible experience.
funnily enough all the ones I went to school with were fucking obsessed with cricket and AFL. I don't think I've ever met any other wogs who showed an interest in anything other than divegrass
>>68066423
Murcia.Most old expats don't speak Spanish(not to a high level anyway), but most younger people can at least speak it well.I went to school out here for a couple of years so I'm pretty much fluent, I'd be pretty ashamed if I wasn't after 10 years desu.
hello. I'm from r/cricket but someone there told me to post here. Are you ready for the tri-series. I cannot wait!!!
>>68067346
based daniel
>>68067359
What? I don't get what you mean?
>>68067346
based Dankush jumped the fence
>>68067417
What the fuck are you on about?
>singapore was english colony for years
>no cricket
explain this lads
>>68067427
There is cricket but we're not good
>>68067427
every singa I've met has abbo tier butthurt over being occupied and enriched by whitey
>>68067460
tbf the english didn't do a whole lot for the place. It was a backwater under british rule and only flourished once they took control themselves
>>68067440
Are you unironically from reddit lad?
>>68067460
Duck off they did nothing good to us!!
>>68067484
Yeah I'm from Reddit. Not sure how I can unironicalky be from there though
>>68061934
ABDV is a meme these days. Apart from that pyjama century in India, he hasn't done anything outside of the IPL. He's Younis/Misbah tier now.
>>68067484
no doubt, not saying their complaints are without reason, but still, pic related
>de Kock is only 23
fuck me lads
>>68067423
daniel is /u/gallifrey338
he likes prog rock and 4/10 slavic slags
>>68067620
Oh yeah it was that guy. Now he's a weird one
>>68067620
pls notice me proxy trole
>>68067630
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>68067427
Why isn't Canada /cric/ approved?I mean, I know they have a team full of Indians that play in the World Cup but it was a British colony for many years.Wish they played Rugby too, it's shit not having a sporting rivalry with them.
>>68067655
Shit weather I'd imagine.
I know it used to be quite popular in there and America back in the day, but it died out long ago.
>>68067646
>>68067645
You guys are weird too. Is it common on 4chan?
>>68067669
I think they have decent weather in Vancouver at least.
>>68067655
see >>68067669
Cricket is borderline unplayable in Englel and Canada is worse than England
Can't explain their lack of Rugby tho. I imagine that is just the product of being cucked by Big Strong America
>>68067683
>mfw
>>68065422
My fucking neighbors are wog cunts and they cannot have a fucking conversation at a normal level. I don't want to hear about your fucking floor tiles at 7 in the morning
>>68067709
Oh wow Maxwell looks weird there. Bet IPL did that to him!!
Cricket's always been limited by the way it was an upper class sport in England.
When soldiers or colonists enter a region, they only brought soccer with them. The subcontinent was an exception, since a lot of the elite moved over there for trade reasons.
Nepal and Tibet are the only places I can think of where cricket spread naturally and of its own accord. Afghanistan only became obsessed because Pakistan's proud Taliban banned every other sport from being played.
>>68067738
>literal fresh-off-the-boat-redditor
Good thing the ACB's are contained to /afl/ and /nrl during the winter because they'd eat you alive
here, have a spicy /cric/ meme
>>68067790
What about WIndies?
What's the best Adam Sandler movie lads? I'm having a quiet night in
>>68067897
blended
Are any of you lads even going to watch the first half of the game?
>>68068750
literally not possible unless you are a WA lad (still pushing it) or your power level is off the charts
>>68068870
please watch our sport Mr Big Strong Slovakian
Based Fucking Boland
England ladies team were playing at my club on Wednesday. I was working though so didn't get a chance to head down while they were there.
The game was called off because of weather. They were playing Northants U15s kek
>>68063096
>the dark turd
>>68068903
Can anyone stop him?
Lads what should I watch tonight? Meme20 on SA vs Tendies?
>>68068968
>natwest poost
>international onedayer
gee
>>68068968
SA vs Tendies
Isn't your domestic meme20 league shit?
>>68068904
>They were playing Northants U15s kek
got the score before play was canned?
>>68068907
BTFO
Can Pooniel EVER recover from this?
>>68069048
Northants U15s were 84-2 off 20 something overs I think
>>68069024
Of course it's terrible, that's the whole charm of it. I don't expect WI getting ravaged by big strong Afrikaners to be a great showing either desu.
>>68069222
It's going to be a proper cripple fight
Neither team is allowed to field their strongest lineup for reasons
>>68069256
Are you referring to the non-white quotas for the SA team? Fuck I didn't realise that would be in effect so quickly.
>>68069345
I am.
Previously it was 4/11 players had to be quotas. Now it's 60%. Check the current SA squad, 8/15 players on tour are coloured and likely 6/11 playing will be coloured.
>>68069222
Well trendies are playing at home and they might've had a better chance of Gayle,Russell and worst Bravo were playing
The Dark Third and Mice on Stilts split when
>>68069345
south african niggers are terrible at sports.. so much so that many RSA rugby teams want to import some american niggers who have decent genetics to fill those quotas.... but unfortunately the ANC(mandelas party) run the country right into the shitter, so no money for that either.... long story short, enjoy RSA rugby and cricket now..... in 10 years itll be just as bad as our soccer team(who happens to be 100% black).
On paper, a squad of:
Amla, De Kock, Faf, ABDV, Rossouw, Duminy, Parnell, Morris, Abbott, Tahir, Morkel,
Doesn't look too bad on paper, wouldn't be surprised to see phangiso in the side though and for us to go with 2.5 spinners
does this mean that the dutch team will be a major force in world cricket in 10 years?
>>68069654
>blaming the ANC
careful now compatriot, the media would have us believe that you are being racist :D
>>68069691
Bigger than India
>>68069739
nice
>>68069711
Didn't the ICC suspend some shithole countries team for allowing the gubment to interfere with racial quotas?
>>68069691
Depends. A lot of saffer players run off to England or Australia instead. Even New Zealand have one.
England's greatest modern batsman was unironically South African
>>68069859
At least we got something out of that pain in the ass colony in the end
>>68069851
I remember they did it to the USA a few years aback, they are constantly investigating Zimbabwe as well
>>68069895
The girls aren't a bad bonus either
>Perth's fourth largest expat demographics are white South Africans
>tfw blondes everywhere
>>68070069
hmmm... my cousin lives in perth, I might take a trip to bag some qt saffas
> Feels like 37 degrees in the ground
What's it like living in a hot country lads?
Live stream link pls
>>68071059
try crichd
B R A I T H W A I T E
/cric/'s brave Rilee Rossouw comes out to bat for his community
> GOLLABSE
This SA tail looks massive too.
>>68071382
tail starts at dumminy desu
Gas the Tykes, Rose war now.
Hello this game's pretty late, isn't it? This 4chan cricket seems nice!!!
>no boundaries in 12 overs
Seems like the cricketing ability of the saffers was knocked out by >us on our meme turning pitches tbqh lads
just had the best braai, time to get off my tits on rose and watch ABDV smite some jamaicans
>>68072065
>BoreDI
The IPL and T20 is the future Tbh
>dat fucking somerset team
if they finish trophyless this year im probably gunna murder someone (matthew maynard)
>>68072139
What could be potential problems of having all international series be test (real©) cricket with every match counting towards say a biannual test championship which has a finals and such which is made out to be the pinnacle of all sport; all t20 be meme leagues like the IPL and BBL; and ODI's be confined to only World Cups every 4 years which are marketed to be massive?
just thinking out loud here
test>>>t20>>>>>>>>>>>>odi
>not enjoying some quality banter from tim bresnan
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/lancashire-lightning-vs-yorkshire-vikings-live-streaming
>>68072688
ODI is a complete joke of a format and should be abolished
N A R I N E
A
R
I
N
E
>quotas
>blacks
>our ability to play spin
>anc
>madiba
>zuma
absolute fucking shambles, once they boot the rest of the whites out of the squad we'll barely be in the world top 10
Hi guys, new to cricket here, which team should I support? who's the LeBron of cricket?
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>68075317
If you're american and believe that black men are the be all end all of sport then obviously the BBCs
>>68074576
Based Jynn
Now show us your tits
Windies win?
Does /Cric/ prefer trip drama or pseudotrip drama?
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
My cousin sent me a picture of expats playing beach cricket up on the north shore of Massachusetts/New Hampshire. Looks like the sport is making its way here
>>68078647
>expats
lol good luck getting any actual americans playing cricket if the only people who form clubs are indians
>wake up
>WI are winning
lads?
time for based holder
>Behardien and Phangiso playing
I fucking told you Krazyfucker
Oh boy, you guys should try posting on r/cricket... Am I the only Asian poster here?
>tfw Trinibro didn't want to partake in the first ever /cric/ meetup with me
>>68079630
there's an indian in malaysia
this is depressing
>commentators: Damien Martyn
literally what
>>68079524
phangiso did well but morris isnt a bowler and behardien is fucking gash
>>68079663
I've bowled chin music to Daniel before lad
>>68079698
Oh wow... that's cool
>>68079868
Is 'Daniel' the guy who told me to post here? And doesn't he live in Durham?
As happy as I am to see the West Indies win, the future of South Africa looks dire
>>68080024
literally on the verge of tears, we have become so bad, so quickly
Australia are going to humiliate us :(
Is it a little demoralizing for the Tendies that they won with only 2 overs to spare?
>>68080103
not really. They were in a comfortable spot at the end so they didn't take any risks and played it like a test match
>>68079930
Yeah I was in Newcastle for a holiday and so we met up.
So the Muslims like Amla,Tahir and Behardien count as colored players and Duminy who looks half black counts.
Seth Efrica is so fucking retarded, they would probably count chinks,wogs,abos,eskimos and coconuts as colored if they lived in SA
>>68080103
Tendies....? I think you mean Windies haha
>>68080207
Coool. This Daniel guy sure seems like fun.
>>68080668
this is literally ankush
>>68080716
What's that?
>>68079524
Wrong. YOU said they would be playing with a 60% quota. They played 5/11 coloureds which =/= 60%
You could argue that Amla, Duminy, Phangiso and Tahir would all be in the team on merit given the conditions. Behardien is the one that is fucking inexplicable. He is so far from international standard it is not even funny. The funniest part is that some fuckwit curry UNIRONICALLY paid money to have him on their IPL team. That's atleast 7x worse than paying money to buy BasedBoland.
>>68080668
They were given that name I believe because of the meme that blacks like chicken tenders kek
Daily reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKSdFRB7Igk
>>68080874
Oh wow, so much prejudice.... pathetic!
>>68081043
Wankush
>>68081137
What's that even supposed to mean?
>>68081043
Are you the only one that's come over from r/cricket?
Will there be more of you?
>>68081212
I think 'Daniel' sent the message to more people... Why? Do you not like me...?
>>68081285
based ankush
>>68081285
You're on a roll Dankush
Here, have ANOTHER (you)
>>68081323
>>68081351
WHO is dankush/wankush/ankush?
Are you people... trolling me?
>>68081285
No you're alright, I enjoy seeing rare flags anyways. Gotta have thick skin over here on /cric/ lad. The Australian's and Kiwi's like to bully everyone
statscunt on suicide watch
>ZimZam captain is white
oh the fucking ironing
>>68081834
What's ironic about it? If anything it's a good sign
>>68081861
>What's ironic about it
seriously? were you born yesterday?
this probably needs a /cric/ version
>>68081834
Which clothes need ironing lad?
>>68081474
Oh ok... that's cool. The Australians and Kiwis on r/cricket can be rude as well. These guys are interesting because they keep on calling me random stuff.
>>68081919
Look up the definition of ironic, saxon
>>68082060
Learn which posts are mine, faggot
>>68082060
Go back and complete Year 10 English, Gatecunt
LoL do you guys call each other by names? That's... weird.
>>68082178
>LE U R LE GADEGUNT
You LITERALLY have no fucking idea what ironic means you little shit. Do they not have school in Warramboo?
>>68082241
t. "AshTheLord"
>>68082400
What does that mean?
Its my birthday today
>>68082540
sweet 16th, saxon?
gatecunt on suicide watch
>>68081919
What are the rats eating? They're hueg.
would you kill Mugabe as a child if you had a time machine?
>>68082703
NIce comeback Saxon
Reminder I LITERALLY know where you live
>>68082947
what city is it?
>>68082941
yes, especially after reading Henry Olonga's autobiography
>>68082947
Post the address on here idgaf
>>68082947
Woah you guys are friends... in real life?
>>68083038
You LITERALLY live in the area of Warramboo
>>68083150
How'd you know?
Parramatta
Wollongong
Dandenong
Geelong
Gundagai
Queanbeyan
Traralgon
Toowoomba
Wangaratta
Jimboomba
Wagga Wagga
Wodonga
Wft are with these meme names?
>>68083656
Geelong isn't that odd, neither is Parramatta
>dankush literally woke up at 8:30 on a Saturday just to perpetuate this """poonernality"""
If you spent your time a tad more wisely and focused on your training, perhaps the other multiracial competitors wouldn't beat you by so much.
>>68083731
We're the names more influenced by abos or coconuts?
>>68083656
>no Woolloomoolloo
>no Ku-Ring-Gai
step your shit up, FHGLtd.
>>68083840
abos
>>68083840
*were
>>68083840
>Seattle
wtf?
>>68083840
they're all abo
why would anything be named after coconuts? they have nothing to do with straya. thats poo peelands schtick
>>68083840
Abos, Australia doesn't have native coconuts
Just fingered my own bumhole lads
>>68084000
Haha wow
>>68083840
>Wyoming
hahaha
>Missouri
Kek
>Cincinnati
holy shit! I'm dying here!
>>68083929
Seattle is by the sea
>>68084099
Wyoming
Native American
Missouri
Native American
Cincinnati
Never made any sense to me
It's in Ohio ffs
Oh my god shut the fuck up ankush you aren't funny
>>68084284
There was a Roman called cincinnatus who was a hero figure to the Roman Republic probably named after him
>>68084645
>>68083809
Delete this RIGHT NOW and apologise to me.
>>68085506
>quoting me while posting an image of my post
Stay obsessed.
Here's a updated list of things /Cric/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /Cric/
2. A /Cric/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI team
3. A queen of /Cric/ (holly doesn't count)
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. A boipussy starting XI team
6. A list of where /gong/ is in other countries (so far Goa is India, Leeds is UK and Charleston,SC is USA)
>>68085626
No matter how much of a terrible poster you are, BSA, you'll never be as bad as wankush.
>>68085608
I'm sorry Krazypaki
>>68085769
Daniel why are you always so rude to me?
>>68085626
>(holly doesn't count)
KYS my man. Holly may not be the original cricfu (Ellyse) but she is definatly the undisputed Queen. No, im not threadcunt
>>68085857
I find her physical appearance sexually attractive tßh
>>68085857
Lad I love me some Holly but it just seems like the easy thing to do. It would be nice if some qt grill posted here and became part of our "poomunity". The queen of /cric/ I feel should be a fan not a player. Maybe we should vote
>>68086011
Jynn's allegedly a girl
>>68085929
I would like to put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mean
>>68086058
Thats one of the better pics of her desu. It shows her naturally beautiful face nicely
>>68086047
Jynn doesn't post anywhere near frequently enough to be considered a pillar of this poomunity tho
>>68086454
The only pillar of this """"community"""" is me
Execute all Anglo Saxons
>>68086676
t. Indian expat
Saxon's getting PTFO again lads
I'd be surprised if Jynn was a girl t bh. Seems a bit too red pilled which is something a girl usually isn't. Always talking about how cucked SA is and how they're heading down the same road as Zimbabwe. If she is a girl and is qt then she sounds like marriage material. I have a friend living in Cape Town now, maybe I'll have him look her up
>>68086800
Every saffer knows how fucked everything is, there's a reason they're leaving the country in droves
>>68086507
Who are you again?
Whoever wins this tri series will win the tri series lads
>>68086920
GateGOD
>>68086920
I have influenced this community and au/sp/ for what seems like an eternity
>>68087043
Who?
>>68087066
Leonard Casley
>>68086507
GOATistic Elitespouter is the king of /cric/ and /rug/
>>68087137
>he doesn't know /pol/ runs /cric/ and /rug/
KYS (know your shit)
>>68087133
I'm sorry I don't know who you are, what have you given to this community?
>>68087256
this lad knows whats up
>>68087295
Saxon Peters
>>68065766
we only get highlights on non pay tv here too, thank you pirated streams and we invented this semen slurping sport.
I sometimes wonder what the first bowling action in cricket looked like desu
>>68087438
It was literally underarm>
Underarm bowling was the norm for decades which is why the laws still permitted it when Poo Peeland got BTFO by the Chappell's
Actions then progressed to side-arm sort of like Malinga and then eventually overarm
>>68087509
Wow you must be like 200 years old. How are you not senile?
I wonder what batting was like before WG Grace. Was everyone a memeswinger?
>>68087548
>he isnt immortal
kek
KEK
Enjoy death, you fucking loser
Welp, not going to have net or power for long, my house is getting absolutely assfucked by some storm
>>68087438
the doosra desu lad, closer to chucking than real life bowling.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391858
>>68087714
>/cric/ will finally be saxon free
>>68087549
I actually played in a few games in Guildford around 1550. Yes it was memeswing and its funny to me how the game has reverted back to its roots with the unpredictable batting of the T20 era of today.
>>68087746
Saxon lives in SA and the storms are BTFOing the Least Coast
>>68087549
>54,211 first class runs (5th all time)
>2,809 first class wickets (10th all time)
plus a bunch of other records
was WG Grace a meme?
>>68087808
the complete opposite, he's responsible for modern cricket technique
he was just a complete fucking autist that played first class for his whole life
>>68087808
>YES
Grace is THE ye olde brit cricketer meme.
>massive brian blessed beard
>massive drinker
>went around the world being a total bellend
definitely one of us
>>68087808
I saw him play numerous times and he invented many strokes that became standard after he played. He was quite the ladies man as well
>>68087922
Are you posting from the other dimension after physical death or are you one of the body immortals?
So how much of this >>68085626 can we achieve?
>>68088467
that's list is fucking shit
>>68088467
Shut the fuck up trump fat gay
It is hard for American to understand what the cricket is
>>68088922
It really shouldn't be t bh. The only thing that's difficult to understand is the different fielding positions
http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/924915.html
I have it on good authority that Jarryd Hayne will spearhead the Australian bowling attack tomorrow
Didn't a BSA invent memeswing?
What's the point of India statpading against Zim Zam if they play there B team?
>>68091961
The 'point' of this series is that India (and the rest of the Pig 3) needed to bribe the other full ICC members to pass the Big 3 "reforms".
That's why India has been playing the likes of Zimbabwe, Bangladesh and West Indies (4 Tests, kek) so much recently. It's also why Australia is playing pyjamas in Poo Peeland every fucking year now.
The incredible irony of this all is that the Pig 3 reforms are being reversed anyway but those commitments still have to be fulfilled.
>>68091961
It's the only way Zimbabwe can possibly stay afloat. Dunno how long that's going to last when Mugabe's reinstating the Zimbabwe dollar, which is pre-Rentenmark tier worthless and is going to trigger another economic collapse
>>68092071
Gatecunt
>>68092084
Wrong.
>mfw the game actually showed on local TV channel
>mfw they even skipped the news for it
>mfw we won
Based Fazeer Mo ensuring TV6 show the cricket.
>tfw slightly more optimistic about the game against Stralya
im intimidated by australians
>>68092384
please watch our sport
>>68092355
What shade of back are you? Or are you Indian? I can't remember
>>68092355
tbqh >we're going to demolish you
it's nice to see the west indies win for a change though, I hope it becomes a trend
>>68092431
It's really looking to be a complete demolition, but if rain falls the game might get cut to 20 overs and become muh t20 sledge win.
>Game gets shortened to 20 overs
>Bravo, Sammy, Russell and Gayle all fly in to play
>mffw
>>68093710
Sammy is garbage m8. Literally a specialist captain
Worst Bravo is pretty useless as well. BBC and Dre Russ would improve the team alot though
>>68093773
TBQH they're all really bad and very inconsistent. On their day though they do magnificently.
In T20 that is..
put my entire student loan on South Africa yesterday. absolutely SHATTERED.
>>68094136
mortgage your parents house and bet on Based Boland to be man of the match, literally free money
>>68094136
stupid goy, why didn't you listen to /cric/ ?
I literally said it was going to be a cripple fight that could go either way
Now put your life savings on Australia (1.36) which is basically the same odds to beat the Tendies that SA was
That IS free money
de Villiers is a trash captain tbqh, even worse than Amla
Smith really fucked South Africa over
Was having a really fun day today but then I remembered that you people exist.
>>68094626
Not like they have any other choice.
Bowlers don't really work as captains, Du Pussy is dumb, de Kock is a literal child and the rest of the batsmen are trash
>>68094643
Sorry your attempt at memeing fell flat on its face slowkush
>>68094626
>Smith really fucked South Africa over
Smith was a fucking awful captain in his own right
It's hard to say if these guys are worse. Faf is pretty shit as well. They all make GOATven GODth look like Nostradamus
>>68094694
At least Smith knew how to lead from the front. Neither Amla or ABDV can perform while captain
>>68094677
Delete this.
>>68094731
I don't know enough about South African cricket but surely someone there must have a decent tactical mind? Clearly none of the three current captains do so maybe they should look at the bowlers or something
It's actually such a dire situation that bringing in a George Bailey-type specialist captain almost wouldn't be a bad idea
>>68094752
I was actually going to suggest that kind of thing. Just pinch a domestic trundler or follow the example of their brave Micky Arthur and have de Villiers do homework
>>68095903
South Africa SHOULD be a really good side. They still have all the tools. They have world-class players (Amla, de Villiers). They have genuine potential GOAT young talent (The Cock, Rabada) and bowlers who while past their prime should still be very effective if they can stay on the park (Steyn, Philandererer, Morkel).
I just feel they shoot themselves in the feet with inept management (crap captain, quotas) and selection. Against England in the 2nd Test, their bowling lineup was basically Morkel, the Black Morkel, and two Morkel knock-offs. None of those guys are shit bowlers but together they make a shit attack. It would sort of be like having a bowling attack that was 4x Mitchell Johnson. Leaving Kyle Abbott out who can do a Steyn/Philander job was moronic.
>>68096187
I don't know why they feel the need to have inquests and whatever the fuck they're doing now into underperformance when the problems are so fucking clear. Unlike genuinely fucked boards like the West Indies and Sri Lanka, the SACB could easily fix their team.
>>68096373
lads
>>68096321
CSA can't do much when the ANC (the guberment) is hovering an axe over their necks if they don't do their part to kill whitey.
The 'inquests' after significant losses are just something that bureaucrats do to make themselves feel important, and in some cases they just fuck things up. I personally think back to when >we got thrashed in 2010/11 and they did the Argus review and some absolute clown came up with the ingenious idea of turning the State 2nd's comp into an U23 league. That did years of damage and massively widened the gulf in quality between Shield and grade cricket and at the stroke of a pen wiped out a substantial portion of the non-professional cricketing quality in this country.
>>68096381
Fuck /bundes/ tbqh
Who /realniggahours/ here?
>>68096409
bit rude
If Australia bowl first I'm going to fucking seethe lads. I don't want to miss Starc's big return
>>68096505
what time does the 2nd innings start?
/hoc/ on pooicide watch
>tfw /afl/ is taking credit for aborting RC's narrative
>>68096967
he LITERALLY pooicided in the middle of the /cric/ season
his pooicide note and disappearance happened on /cric/
>>68096967
KEK
he even said /cric/ was his favourite poomunity
K-E-K
>>68096986
>>68096996
I was seething, literally lumping him in with some 3 week old pseudotrip like they even matter
>>68092102
I'm pretty sure I saw statschink today
>>68097592
have you put an end to your silliness from last night Dankush?
>>68088282
>>68088282
get in here lads theyre calling us pussies
Think I saw Hashim Amla a couple of times on the way to work today
>>68097718
Janny banned us lad.
Just wait till the ACB summer of cricket casuals fresh off the boat from Facebook and reddit return
I saw big Deano Jonesy beating up a migrant today lads
>>68097773
the first rock has been thrown at least. its about time we stopped toying with that bundes thread and asserted our dominance over a real general like /hoc/
>>68097647
You don't know my endgame Krazykid
>>68097724
haha
It smells like shit in this thread
Paki loving faggots
>>68098702
Saved to my American banter folder lads
Shitskin thread for a Shitskin sport
>>68098719
>>68098741
>dat casual racism
A sport so boring you have to spend a whole week to find out who won
Haha we're getting bantered the fuck out here lads!
This thread is full of disgusting nigger lovers
might jerk off and go to bed lads
Cbf sitting around just to see Starc
Hope you enjoy your Muslims Australia
>>68098832
He's probably going to be shit lad. Just wait for the SL tour. Providence is going to be a turner too, so it's just going to be Zampa and Lyon for the most part.
>beta shitskins that jerk off 3 times a day watch cricket
>>68098854
Might see Smith meme a few too if we're lucky.
I miss Warner's part time spin though. He was unironically better than XD
How many of you are Indians that work in call centers?
>>68098901
Lad this lad isn't lad reddit lad
>>68098719
>>68098741
>>68098702
>>68098774
>his waifu is literally a downie
>>68098854
It's a fucking waste of a return stage. For a region famous for fast bowling, their pitches fucking suck.
I'd much rather see him in South Africa or Australia, where you get genuine bounce and pace.
Why don't you shitskinned fucks go to a different site? Stop piggybacking off of what white Americans made
>>68098935
I actually know that chick. She's a Religious Education teacher at an all girl's school kek
>>68094804
Literally and unironically. I remember him being a decent meme captain before the English implosion.
>>68098967
based pure Commanderfu
>tfw I have to see junkie skeleton roastie Trivago girl
>>68098967
Put in a good word for me lad?
>>68098935
I can tell you're a darkie because your shit posting is pathetic. Is this thread for the losers with aussie flags that get bullied on the rest of the site?
>Waifu
Go to back to /a/ you pathetic fuck
Cricket
hahaha poo in loo lads ahah
Who do people from Northern Territory support in Aussie domestic competitions?
Stay the fuck in your loser thread you Paki loving faggots
>>68040708
>watching cricket
congratulations you fell for the biggest meme sport. poo in loo while you're at it
>>68099038
Post your skin nigger
>>68099040
No one is actually from the NT except Abos
The only people who live there are Military and CIA
>>68099040
Don't think they even watch cricket tbqh
Abos are AFL mad
>>68099023
there's hope for you lad, keep them standards low
>>68099093
>Abos are AFL mad
>>68099095
>lad lad lad lad lad lad
You almost fit in just say it a few more times
>>68099168
stop posting children you fucking degenerate
>>68098832
>>68098854
its not even on tonight you dopes
its on 2moro
>>68099168
>implying Adelaide was settled by convicts
KEK, American """education""" lads
>>68099238
Fuck me, I'm off to bed then
>>68099240
Sounds like a nigger city
>>68099278
you dont know who youre fucking with pedro, /cric/ will take /hoc/s soul tomorrow. youre lucky the ausGODs are sleeping
This thread is for you fucks with learning disabilities. Stay in this thread from now on.
oi Daniel, how the fuck do I win games in ICC 2015
>>68099314
By beating the opponent
>>68099314
t20: bowlers all bowl wide yorkers every ball
batsman on one-bar from max aggressiveness
FC/Test:
I always bowl from one end pitching in the middle and the other short
Basically bat with 3 bars all the time unless you are chasing with limited time or something
>>68099373
based Pakime
>>68099293
Hahahahahahhahahaha look an actual shitskin that's sucking aussie dick
>>68099427
>Tyrone "60%" Martinez calling anyone a shitskin
wew lads
![[Zeonic-Corps]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_-_43_[640x480_H.264_AAC]_[3B065A89].mkv_snapshot_03.20_[2015.08.29_12.05.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kdT1JzG.jpg "[Zeonic-Corps] Mobile Suit Gundam - 43 [640x480 H.264 AAC] [3B065A89].mkv snapshot 03.20 [2015.08.29 12.05.23]")
>>68099409
I'll always shill for the original Gundam series.
>>68099480
I'll give it a watch lad. Is that the one where Sydney gets nuked?
I literally had an erotic dream about Mitch Marsh lads
>>68099577
Not that I can recall. A quick google search makes it seem like it was in ZZ, but I'm not there yet.
>>68099385
Any tricks to coaching? I've mostly been focusing on accuracy with my bowlers, since they are less accurate than Bitchwide. I have no clue what working on technique improves.
anyone watching leicestershire - durham?
>>68100224
Sort of. Got in on in the background.
>Durham
You can't stop the Foxes this year.
I would literally pity fuck a 3/10 American ice midget for the chance to watch some cricket at the moment.
>>68100352
who's the jamie vardy of the leicestershire foxes?
>>68100486
Depends whether getting wickets or scoring runs is the equivalent of scoring goals. Dexter and Raine look like the lads. Dexter has laboratory owning and serial killer meme potential as well.
>>68100696
>dexter
no he just needs a catchphrase
>tfw tried to watch the Natworst slog20 blast and couldn't into it
So are the only domestic T20 leagues worth watching the BBL and IPL?
PSL a shit
Is Melbourne doomed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zmFV3-fAc
pls come back to /hoc/ the finns are ruining it again
Is /Cric/ gonna be watching any of the regional wogball tournaments coming up?
morning
Test
>>68105534
ODI
>autosaging in the 490s
Let's get this bad boy to 500
Done
