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West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
West Indies v South Africa at Providence
Jun 3, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
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Reminder that I'm literally doing a better job than the ICC development department.
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>>68040725
how many turf pitches do you have up there?
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>>68040728
All natural lad.

Even this pitch was prepared by a Big Strong Queenslander.
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>>68040737
that's what I'm asking lad, turf not astroturf
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>>68040725
Stop shilling your poverty shithouse cricket scene
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I did a huge fart next to someone and ran off today lads
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>>68040747
Ah, then there's a lot. There's only one stadium but a lot of grounds in KL and around Malaysia.

>>68040750
Delete this.
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Do you think women cricketers make out with each other when no one is looking?
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>>68040778
Hang on, I'll give Alyssa a ring
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How to correctly identify a gatecuck post

>file.png
>butthurt about nrl
>constantly shilling the marsh brothers, bancroft, paris and other worst australian shitcunts
>image dumping worst australian "landmarks"
>muh economy
>talking about how NSW and WA "run australian cricket"
>gets butthurt about "saxon" when he sees an anti-muslim post
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>>68040814
file.png and the Bancroft and Paris shit were the only hits.

I have literally never posted about rugby in my life
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>>68040814
>>butthurt about nrl
How many times do I have to tell you this is me?

There is literally no one alive who hates Thugby Yawngue more than me.

There are only two things I regret in my life and both of them involve attending a Thugby Yawngue game when I was an infant. I still have nightmares about those experiences to this day.
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bet365 are paying 1.85 for Australia to win the tri-series lads
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>>68040831
>isn't from Cucktoria
>follows Cucktorian Football

what's it like being an absolute bitch?
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>>68040893
I literally only watch cricket. AFL has been the most popular sport here for decades though.
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>>68040637
>Slavic stock is the best
t. Daniel
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>>68040778

>there's a rumour going around that some female athletes may be involved in non-traditional relationships.
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>ywn have raging, passionate lesbian intercourse with ellyse just after you've smashed her shithouse bowling to all parts of the ground and she's sweaty and hot, and angry at you for destroying her in the field, so she's going to destroy your tight pussy in the sheets.
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>>68040902
good lad

>>68040978
>lesbian intercourse

Based Trannyiel. When did you have the op mate?

Also weren't you shilling Holly last year?
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>>68040988
>implying it counts as lesbian if you're a tranny
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>>68040978

>tfw
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Cucktill on cucked by a clingy psycho watch
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>>68040893
I'm going to drop an elite truthbomb on you here Saxon:
AFL is not purely Victorian. the WAFL was the most popular sporting league in WA from the 1900s until the Eagles joined the VFL. The only reason the VFL was contained in Victoria was because of logistics, since it wasn't possible to play regular games against sides in other states.

Literally neck yourself you thugby peeague watching bogan
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What's even the point of this tri series? we all know australia are going to smash west indies and probably do the same to south africa
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>>68041241
>you thugby peeague watching bogan
don't you ever dare imply I watch that abomination of a "sport" ever again or I will rip your fucking throat out

literally sydney is better than Worst Australia at aerial pingpong and >we dont even play/care about the sport
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cricket is gay
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>>68041428
you're gimmick is getting a sad lack of (You)'s germany, you need to step it up soon
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>>68041464
can't be bothered
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I think some of you lads are a bit sick in the head tbqh
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bolandbased
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1.Vijay 2 Rahul 3 Pujara 4 Kohli 5 Rahane 6 Saha 7 Ashwin 8 Jadeja 9 Bhuvi 10 ISHANT 11 Umesh should be the probable 11 for 1st test.WI will hv the opportunity to show that they can compete well in tests (eg they drew the series vs eng in 2015).India will be looking to win this series convincingly before facing Eng in november.
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gonna make a brilliant tweet. stay hyped.
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all right peace out folks.
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>>68043122
>>68043146
You absolute fucking madman
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>>68043122
>>68043146
Kek.
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>>68043662
t. British Indian
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>>68043682
t.British Indian on a holiday in Australia
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>>68043702
t. British Indian visiting his auntie in Malaysia
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Who /gong/ here?
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Is the Caribbean series gonna be on "real nigga hours" for Aussies and kiwi's?
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What other threads will /Cric/ show its dominance over besides /bundes/ and /rug/?
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>>68050377
I feel like we need to merge with /hoc/, so we cover all timezones.
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>>68043146
>didn't even fucking tag the correct Kohli

kys
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please retweet it ^_~
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>>68050839
Does anyone in upsidedownland even watch furpuck?
I used to play hockey myself so if you have any questions pertaining to it, feel free to ask
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>>68051887
Absolutely no one. Not a single person. Field hockey is moderately popular amongst kids and as a playing sport but no one watches it. In early school you normally get a choice of rugby, hockey or football for winter, and cricket or tennis for summer. The people who played hockey were the nerds who didn't play rugby.

Ice hockey is non-existent.
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Now that /Cric/ has picked the handsome XI (one of the goals I wanted "us" to achieve), can we pick the boipussy XI
Is there even enough players to put in that category?
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>>68052602
daniel x11
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>>68053013
>banana has skin on it
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>>68052602
We still haven't picked it yet m8, we need some more polls

CONFIRMED

Cook
?????
?????
Root
?????
????? (keeper)
Woakes
????? (spinner)
Finn
Broad
Either Wood or Milne

Fast bowlers poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10375830
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10382408

spin poll
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>>68054326
>white guy against brownies
boy i wonder
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Fuck it here's my Handsome XI
Cock (c)
Hales
Faf
Compton
Kohli
Buttler (wk)
Afridi
Woakes
Wood (most handsome)
Cummings
Finn

Boipussy XI (in no particular order)

Root (c)
De Cuck (wk)
Zampa
Bread
Amir
Rabada ?
?
?
?
?
?
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>>68056897
fuck forgot Bhuvneshwar Kumar
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>>68054326
>no votes for Allah's very own Moeen Ali
Please delete that soon.
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Cricket
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Gateshit BTFO
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Will Meme shit run Sterc into the ground, like he did last time or is that even possible in odi?
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>>68056897
Always thought ishant sharma would have a nice little boipuccy on him.
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>>68060200
that was me. i'm not your boogeyman
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>you will never watch cricket on a 60 inch plasma telly
>you will always watch cricket on your shitty computer
>you will never be taken seriously in cricket discussion because you're American
>you will never join a cricket league because you're afraid you'll end up on a terror watch list
>you will never visit your m8 in South Africa because of the imminent race war that's coming

kill me now
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>>68061776
Are you the same amerilard who's been posting this lame pasta for years?
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God tier:
>Cricket

Great tier:
>Basedby Basedion

Good tier:
>Tennis
>Hockey
>Soccer

Okay tier:
>American "Football"

Don't care tier:
>Cucktorian Football
>All other American sports

Bad tier:
>Golf

KILL IT WITH FIRE AND MAGNETS tier
>Cuckby Plebgue
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>>68061813
has it really been years?
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http://www.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/80350/south-africa-agree-to-play-day-night-test-in-australia-report

>A reticent South Africa have agreed to play with a pink ball in a breakthrough for the proposed Adelaide day-night Test slated for November 2016.


ATHEISTS BTFO
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>>68061849
kys krazykuckold
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Will AB make a double century today lads ?
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>>68061929
BASED
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>>68044426
Yep, it's on at midnight

I'm probably going to miss the first innings tbqh
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>>68062142
>Match starts at 1am
Fuck
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>2 D/N Tests
>Boxing Day & New Years Tests
>Worst Ausfailia Test which is basically on at the same time as D/N games for the real part of the country
Now all they need to do is move the Pissbart Test to GOATberra and you have literally the perfect summer itinerary

>>68044426
>>68062142
worse, they're all D/N games so they START at 2am our time

that's real nigga hours and change
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Will anyone actually be watching this shitty series?
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>>68062536
>Poo Peeland mad they weren't invited to the party in the Caribbean
Kek
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>>68062862
>a rather cumbersome new song
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>>68062862
>Going: Hugh

Daniel on suicide watch
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>>68062932
how hard will he be fingering ivana during the show lads
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>>68062862
>single release party
>the song will be released a week before
Way to take the punch out of the event.
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>>68062945
It's so all their massive fangirls can sing along at the show, duh
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>>68062862
poopspouter btfo
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>shitspouter banned

KEK

fucking faggot deserves it
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>>68062862
daniel on successful janny application watch
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ban test ban test 1 2 1 2
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>>68062972
>people liking the dark turd
Come on mate they're not six60
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KEK

Truly pathetic Trannyiel, can't even ban me.
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>>68063036
>pretends to be from an upper class suburb
>likes shitShitxty

Your narrative is falling apart.
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>>68063036
>you will never drop a balcony full of people on daniel
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Will it be any good, /rug/?
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I read through the Elliot Roger manifesto lads and I was genuinely disturbed at what I saw. As many of you are clearly mentally unstable, I will no longer drop elite truthbombs on you to save you the emotional distress.
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>>68063105
thanks babe
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>>68063096
>/rug/
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>>68063096
not a horrible cover tbqh
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>>68063126
/rug/ literally RUNS /cric/ mate
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>>68063096
>dark third
>logo is a third of a circle

Jesus fucking christ daniel you could think of something better than that
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>boreblock
>boreDI
Based Statsey. Do you mind if I borrow these terms m8?
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>>68063248
No. Fuck off.
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>>68063062
>only Le povvo coconuts like six60

Mate everyone who isn't consumed by sad cultural cringe likes six60. Music transcends barriers. The people who were injured when the balcony collapsed were all middle kid whites.
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>>68063433
*Middle class whites
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>>68063433
>only Le povvo coconuts
No mate, no one likes six60.
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>>68063476
They're one of two NZ acts who can sell out Vector multiple nights the other being Lorde, they sell out nearly everywhere they play here.

They're objectively popular and you're retarded if you think otherwise.
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>>68063656
They're also objectively bad and you're retarded if you think otherwise.
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>popular bands
>good

kek
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Poo Peeland BTFO
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>>68063767
They're not even popular. They got a bit of radio play around 2011 and a bunch of islanders got into them because they're "chill".

They're basically the NZ equivalent of those shitty aussie hip hop groups, but replace hip hop with wannabe reggae.
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>>68063804
Mate I'm not even a huge fan of them. But they are undoubtedly popular.
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>>68063146
>>68063126

Please keep in mind I'm saying this as a Basedby fan

Domestic season /rug/ is in intolerably dire, even by this places standards

It's literally just dead threads and when its not the rest of you are just circle-jerking over some overweight Kiwi womanlet

I'll be there for the Test matches, but /rug/ truly is the deadest of poomunities
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>>68063939
>Mate I'm not even a huge fan of them
>made >>68063036 this post

You CLEARLY weren't being ironic otherwise you wouldn't have begun this defending a shit band schtick. The fact is that YOU and your shit taste have been COMPLETELY exposed, and now you retort to "b-but I was just j-joking, I d-don't like them either!!!!", because you've been so utterly beaten into submission that you just HAVE to change your mind to fit in.

Who the fuck ARE you anyway? Why the fuck do you have a name? Do you know anything? Do you do anything of note that I should know about? Why are you shoving this """""name""""" in my face when other, true, elite, handsome and muscular personalities have FORGED our identities out of the very pure existence of anonymity that 4chan was built on. You are NOTHING.

Get the fuck out of my face before I literally heem you into oblivion.
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>>68063996
STATSGOD
T
A
T
S
G
O
D
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>>68063996
Holy fuck statsnapoleon, whoever the fuck that guy is is on suicide watch right now.
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>>68063996
this statscunt impersonation is just unnecessary now that the actual chink is back
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>>68063996
Holy shit, destroyed.
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>>68063996
How can I become as based as you, statsjesus?
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Wow, he really got me, I sure am on suicide watch right now.
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>>68063996
devvo lad is drinking bleach RIGHT now lads
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>>68064014
It's even using bitchspouter's favourite buzzwords
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>>68063996
>>68064004
>>68064011
>>68064014
>>68064017
>>68064038
>>68064050
kys statsautist
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daniels band is on jono and ben lads
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>>68064093
When is he gonna post the podcast from bfm? Too embarrased by his shitty performance?
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>>68063996
Mate just take a step back, I do enjoy six60 I just am not a particularly devoted fan. I enjoyed their first album but am pretty apathetic to their latest effort.

I have quite good taste in music imo, but its massively subjective so I won't really bother justifying it to you.

As for beating me up, kek, I'd like to see you try.
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>>68064226
>I have quite good taste in music

m8...
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>>68064226
>I have quite good taste in music imo
daniel is that you m8?
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>Steve Waugh says using the Dukes in the Sheffield Shield won't make a difference

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/steve-waugh-glenn-mcgrath-pat-howard-dukes-ball-sheffield-shield-2016-17/2016-06-03

Honestly, how many times can statsbitch get PTFO? I think I'll start compiling a list of things where I've proven him wrong:

>Luke Ronchi
>Starc and Hazlewood
>Boult and Southee
>Australia's batting
>Pukes "ball"
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>>68064791
>Voges
>Burns
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>>68064804
Really the entire NZ team

>you now remember him making that post saying NZ were the 2nd best Test team in the world and Australia 6th or something
And that was after they lost to >us away. Kek.
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>>68064791
I'm sorry, but what was wrong with the kookaburras last season? Oh, that's right, nothing. Think back to the most recent Aus vs NZ series. In both matches, in both innings the Australians were getting conventional swing in the first 10 overs and then reverse from overs 15-20. The New Zealanders simply didn't have the skill to match them. The New Zealanders lost conventional swinging after literally 2-3 overs and then couldn't get the ball to reverse at all. So the Kiwis then sulked and tried to get the ball changed, over and over. That has nothing to do with the Kookaburra, that has to do with one team being good and one team being shit. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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People need to shelve this two tier meme for the next 50 years tbqh

It's NEVER going to work in the current environment
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>>68064843
It could work if you cloned all the Indian Test players and then made a second Indian team to play in the 2nd division that is never allowed to be promoted and exists purely to tour all the 2nd div nations every year

Otherwise nah its fucked
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I fucking despise wogs lads
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>>68065422

delete this fucking skippy malaca
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Does anyone even care about this tri-series?
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>no TV channel broadcasting the games in the Caribbean
>the state of West Indies cricket
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Does "wog" pretty much mean non-Anglo Australian to you guys?To me, wog has always been a derogatory term for a black man, like Nigger or Coon.
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>>68065814
anyone from here
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>>68065908
Isn't it people with origins from the Caucasus like Zyzz too?
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>>68065814

means non-soviet Eastern Euro, but it's pretty loose. Italians are usualy dagos or I-ties, but wog is also fine. Australians are having to adapt our lingo for actual darkies because they didn't exist here before 2000.
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>>68040725
Just sad
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>>68065944
We just call them lebs
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Anglo Saxon on saviour of the white race watch
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>>68065766
the WICB are fucking incompetent

I am literally going to tear Dave Cameron apart with my bear hands
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>>68065949
Are you actually getting black Africans in Australia yet?I'm guessing if it were any kind it would be Somalis/Ethiopians/Sudanese rather the. West Africans.
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>>68066011
There's a few from Nigeria and Kenya, but they're a minority even when compared to other minorities.

Where I live it's mostly vietnamese, malaysians, white south africans and indians that migrate over.
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>>68066011

Pretty much, and tƟh they're dudes. Usually due to poor understanding of birth-control and having to pull their heads in in order to feed their 5 children under the age of four.

Much, much better than 2nd generation wogs. Though I'm in Adelaide, which is still very white, unlike the east coast.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10384757
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>>68066053
White South Africans always seem to be dickheads, maybe it's the environment they're raised in.
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>>68066078
It's funny how poorly wogs assimilated when they have more in common with Australia than all the asians, who integrate pretty much perfectly with by their second generation
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>>68065766
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>>68066122
Dunno, all the ones I know are lovely people. I've run into a few that are horribly, horribly racist towards "the blackies", but they're not too common.
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>>68066125
Yeah but look how Italian Americans always have to go on about MUH HERITAGE and some of them are like 6 generations removed, they're like it everywhere.
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>>68066125

Totally, it's really odd how Asians pick up full on occer accents, but wogs become even more stereotypical in their behaviours.
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>>68066131
>>68065766
Are you talking about the tri-series? That can't be right. If a West Indies-hosted series was not on TV in the West Indies that would be even dumber than working as a janitor on the internet for no monetary compensation
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>>68065944
this >>68065908 definition is outdated, that's what it meant in the 60's

now wog basically just refers to any Mediterranean brown people. So Lebs, Italians and spics are all called wogs

the term had the original meaning because there was lots of Italian, Greek and Slav immigration from the 40's-60's and they were basically the niggers of Australia

t. wog
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>>68066159
It's particularly dumb in Australia where next to nobody is actually a third generation Australian. There isn't some long-standing cultural identity to rebel against like you'd get in other countries.
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>>68066011
We have a like 20k Sudanese but thats about it

There's only a few thousand niggers and they are already forming gangs kek
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>>68066240
literally never seen a black gang tbqh

the only times I ever see more than one or two together its when one of their giant families is walking to church or something like that

Australia's selective migration policies have worked out pretty well, for the most part you get the better parts of a culture
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>>68066265
Neither have I, I just saw it on the news in Cuckbourne apparently
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>>68066265
Sauce
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/deep-anger-at-core-of-apex-gang-causing-havoc-on-melbournes-streets/news-story/f4e886da66594d4ea38cb323ea069612

the absolute fucking state of SJWbourne
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>>68066265
I remember when I checked out the "Aussie grime scene" and a few of them were black.Then when I looked into it, they were born and raised in the UK anyway.
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>>68066333
howcome you live in Asspain anyway? I thought that meme was for oldfucks who had retired
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>>68066349
Moved here when I was 14 about 10 years ago with my parents.There are quite a lot of retirees out here but lots of younger expats too.
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>>68066299
>haven't done anything because they don't want to be labelled as racist

typical melbourne. I'm all for migration, but you've got to actively work on their integration into the community or this shit happens.

from what I've heard sydney has similar problems with some groups, but that's because they just dump all the migrants in one area where they form cultural ghettos. Over here a lot of people will be given an area they have to live in for 2 years or something in order to qualify as a permanent resident to prevent that kind of stuff
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my worst experience with Africans was getting pissed in an alley, having a laugh and swapping jackets and it didn't fit that well.

Worst experience with wogs was getting surrounded and having three knives pulled on me, for literally no reason apart from I walked past a group of wogs.
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>>68066376
These kids are suburban too, parents are probably doctors, what's their problem?
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>>68066370
What part of Spain? the Basque territory is one of the nicest areas I have ever been

and did you learn to speak spic? i know it seems like a dumb question but it wouldnt surprise me if there were lots of poms who didnt

>>68066376
>but that's because they just dump all the migrants in one area where they form cultural ghettos
it's a fucking disaster and the government unironically supports it

I was in the South-West a few months ago and it was like little Yemen. I wouldn't be surprised if every single terrorist Australia has ever produced came from that area
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I greatly strongly Afridi lads
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>>68066448
strongly dislike
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>>68066390
my worst experience with wogs was getting dragged along to an A League game with them. Horrible, horrible experience.

funnily enough all the ones I went to school with were fucking obsessed with cricket and AFL. I don't think I've ever met any other wogs who showed an interest in anything other than divegrass
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>>68066423
Murcia.Most old expats don't speak Spanish(not to a high level anyway), but most younger people can at least speak it well.I went to school out here for a couple of years so I'm pretty much fluent, I'd be pretty ashamed if I wasn't after 10 years desu.
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hello. I'm from r/cricket but someone there told me to post here. Are you ready for the tri-series. I cannot wait!!!
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>>68067346
based daniel
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>>68067359
What? I don't get what you mean?
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>>68067346

based Dankush jumped the fence
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>>68067417
What the fuck are you on about?
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>singapore was english colony for years
>no cricket

explain this lads
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>>68067427
There is cricket but we're not good
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>>68067427

every singa I've met has abbo tier butthurt over being occupied and enriched by whitey
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>>68067460
tbf the english didn't do a whole lot for the place. It was a backwater under british rule and only flourished once they took control themselves

>>68067440
Are you unironically from reddit lad?
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>>68067460
Duck off they did nothing good to us!!
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>>68067484
Yeah I'm from Reddit. Not sure how I can unironicalky be from there though
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>>68061934
ABDV is a meme these days. Apart from that pyjama century in India, he hasn't done anything outside of the IPL. He's Younis/Misbah tier now.
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>>68067484

no doubt, not saying their complaints are without reason, but still, pic related
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>de Kock is only 23

fuck me lads
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>>68067423
daniel is /u/gallifrey338

he likes prog rock and 4/10 slavic slags
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>>68067620
Oh yeah it was that guy. Now he's a weird one
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>>68067620

pls notice me proxy trole
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>>68067630
kek

KEK

K-E-K
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>>68067630
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>>68067427
Why isn't Canada /cric/ approved?I mean, I know they have a team full of Indians that play in the World Cup but it was a British colony for many years.Wish they played Rugby too, it's shit not having a sporting rivalry with them.
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>>68067655
Shit weather I'd imagine.

I know it used to be quite popular in there and America back in the day, but it died out long ago.
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>>68067646
>>68067645
You guys are weird too. Is it common on 4chan?
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>>68067669
I think they have decent weather in Vancouver at least.
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>>68067655
see >>68067669

Cricket is borderline unplayable in Englel and Canada is worse than England

Can't explain their lack of Rugby tho. I imagine that is just the product of being cucked by Big Strong America

>>68067683
>mfw
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>>68065422
My fucking neighbors are wog cunts and they cannot have a fucking conversation at a normal level. I don't want to hear about your fucking floor tiles at 7 in the morning
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>>68067709
Oh wow Maxwell looks weird there. Bet IPL did that to him!!
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Cricket's always been limited by the way it was an upper class sport in England.
When soldiers or colonists enter a region, they only brought soccer with them. The subcontinent was an exception, since a lot of the elite moved over there for trade reasons.

Nepal and Tibet are the only places I can think of where cricket spread naturally and of its own accord. Afghanistan only became obsessed because Pakistan's proud Taliban banned every other sport from being played.
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>>68067738
>literal fresh-off-the-boat-redditor

Good thing the ACB's are contained to /afl/ and /nrl during the winter because they'd eat you alive

here, have a spicy /cric/ meme

>>68067790
What about WIndies?
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What's the best Adam Sandler movie lads? I'm having a quiet night in
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>>68067897
blended
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Are any of you lads even going to watch the first half of the game?
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>>68068750
literally not possible unless you are a WA lad (still pushing it) or your power level is off the charts
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>>68067646
>>68068369
cute
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>>68068870
please watch our sport Mr Big Strong Slovakian
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Based Fucking Boland
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England ladies team were playing at my club on Wednesday. I was working though so didn't get a chance to head down while they were there.

The game was called off because of weather. They were playing Northants U15s kek
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>>68063096
>the dark turd
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>>68068903
Can anyone stop him?
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Lads what should I watch tonight? Meme20 on SA vs Tendies?
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>>68068968
>natwest poost
>international onedayer

gee
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>>68068968
SA vs Tendies
Isn't your domestic meme20 league shit?
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>>68068904
>They were playing Northants U15s kek

got the score before play was canned?
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>>68068907
BTFO

Can Pooniel EVER recover from this?
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>>68069048
Northants U15s were 84-2 off 20 something overs I think
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>>68069024
Of course it's terrible, that's the whole charm of it. I don't expect WI getting ravaged by big strong Afrikaners to be a great showing either desu.
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>>68069222
It's going to be a proper cripple fight

Neither team is allowed to field their strongest lineup for reasons
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>>68069256
Are you referring to the non-white quotas for the SA team? Fuck I didn't realise that would be in effect so quickly.
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>>68069345
I am.

Previously it was 4/11 players had to be quotas. Now it's 60%. Check the current SA squad, 8/15 players on tour are coloured and likely 6/11 playing will be coloured.
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>>68069222
Well trendies are playing at home and they might've had a better chance of Gayle,Russell and worst Bravo were playing
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The Dark Third and Mice on Stilts split when
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>>68069345
south african niggers are terrible at sports.. so much so that many RSA rugby teams want to import some american niggers who have decent genetics to fill those quotas.... but unfortunately the ANC(mandelas party) run the country right into the shitter, so no money for that either.... long story short, enjoy RSA rugby and cricket now..... in 10 years itll be just as bad as our soccer team(who happens to be 100% black).
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On paper, a squad of:
Amla, De Kock, Faf, ABDV, Rossouw, Duminy, Parnell, Morris, Abbott, Tahir, Morkel,
Doesn't look too bad on paper, wouldn't be surprised to see phangiso in the side though and for us to go with 2.5 spinners
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does this mean that the dutch team will be a major force in world cricket in 10 years?
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>>68069654
>blaming the ANC
careful now compatriot, the media would have us believe that you are being racist :D
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>>68069691
Bigger than India
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>>68069739
nice
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>>68069711
Didn't the ICC suspend some shithole countries team for allowing the gubment to interfere with racial quotas?
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>>68069691
Depends. A lot of saffer players run off to England or Australia instead. Even New Zealand have one.

England's greatest modern batsman was unironically South African
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>>68069859
At least we got something out of that pain in the ass colony in the end
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>>68069851
I remember they did it to the USA a few years aback, they are constantly investigating Zimbabwe as well
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>>68069895
The girls aren't a bad bonus either
>Perth's fourth largest expat demographics are white South Africans
>tfw blondes everywhere
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>>68070069
hmmm... my cousin lives in perth, I might take a trip to bag some qt saffas
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> Feels like 37 degrees in the ground
What's it like living in a hot country lads?
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Live stream link pls
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>>68071059
try crichd
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B R A I T H W A I T E
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/cric/'s brave Rilee Rossouw comes out to bat for his community
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> GOLLABSE
This SA tail looks massive too.
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>>68071382
tail starts at dumminy desu
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Gas the Tykes, Rose war now.
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Hello this game's pretty late, isn't it? This 4chan cricket seems nice!!!
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>no boundaries in 12 overs

Seems like the cricketing ability of the saffers was knocked out by >us on our meme turning pitches tbqh lads
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just had the best braai, time to get off my tits on rose and watch ABDV smite some jamaicans
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>>68072065
>BoreDI

The IPL and T20 is the future Tbh
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>dat fucking somerset team
if they finish trophyless this year im probably gunna murder someone (matthew maynard)
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>>68072139
What could be potential problems of having all international series be test (realĀ©) cricket with every match counting towards say a biannual test championship which has a finals and such which is made out to be the pinnacle of all sport; all t20 be meme leagues like the IPL and BBL; and ODI's be confined to only World Cups every 4 years which are marketed to be massive?

just thinking out loud here
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test>>>t20>>>>>>>>>>>>odi
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>not enjoying some quality banter from tim bresnan
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/lancashire-lightning-vs-yorkshire-vikings-live-streaming
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>>68072688
ODI is a complete joke of a format and should be abolished
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>quotas
>blacks
>our ability to play spin
>anc
>madiba
>zuma

absolute fucking shambles, once they boot the rest of the whites out of the squad we'll barely be in the world top 10
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Hi guys, new to cricket here, which team should I support? who's the LeBron of cricket?
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Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
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>>68075317
If you're american and believe that black men are the be all end all of sport then obviously the BBCs

>>68074576
Based Jynn

Now show us your tits
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Windies win?
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Does /Cric/ prefer trip drama or pseudotrip drama?
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