San Jose Sharks @ Pittsburgh Penguins Game 2 Gamethread
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GROW YER BEARDS AND TAKE A SEAT BOYS
Minnesota
>Tfw this is the lone bright spot in my life right now.
Go Penguins.
>>68029462
g-go sharks
Discuss.
What songs do the sharks blast in their locker room?
>>68029509
No harsh feelings man.
someone please post the cool site where you post link and it makes plays a stream pppplease
>>68029916
I just watch from this site: http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream
>>68029982
at least something thanks
>>68029916
Here you are, I can't watch this game anyway.
https://www.hlsplayer.net/
>>68030019
yeah man that's the shit! thank you very much anon you da real MVP
Pens fan here. I'm still prepared for the worst, given past playoff performances.
>>68030145
PENS JUST DON'T HAVE TOO MANY GOOD 'OL ONTARIO BOYS. THEY GOT THEIR HEART AND SOUL IN THE NET. SHARKS GOT THEM ONTARIANS.
Back from Overwatch to watch the Pongs getting stomped over!!!
>hahahaha
that was funny, r-r-right, g-g-guys
Can't the Pens let us have this one?
Pittsburgh has a ton of chips
SJ doesnt
>>68030386
kys
does the game start at 8pm or the broadcast? for some reason my play button is gray and it's only 15 minutes to 8 you'd think the preshow wouldve started
>>68030616
TAKE THAT BACK
AUSTRIAN UNDERDOG A GOOD LAD NO BULLY
>>68030560
You know that the Steelers and Pirates are going to win 1 soon.
When was the last time you've seen San Jose win one?
>>68030628
puck drop 3:05
I think I'm gonna be sick.
where to focus my mememagic
>>68030641
>namefags
>good posters
why austria use tripcode when he basically namefagging already by being austrian
>>68030386
bet you play mei like a faggot
>>68030683
this tbqh
>>68030241
That's still too coherent to be Cherry 0/10
Please Shorks don't fuck this up, this is your one chance in a lifetime
If you let Pens win again you are defninitely done
>>68030641
>tfw meeting, talking and taking pictures with based Pulju AND memeing with Funland gave you everlasting love of your nordics of choice
anyone have a highres version of pic
>>68030644
>implying
I know you live like 20 miles from oracle you shit. Just because they arent called san jose you cant fool me.
>>68030731
>hating on a charity event
kys leaf
>>68030693
i haven't even tried her yet
>>68030719
They still stand a chance but yeah, have a hard time seeing them legitimately compete for a while as Thornton ages.
>>68030386
>playing shitty meme games
kys Adolf
hockey and fish sticks what could be better
>>68030752
i kiss myself too much already
>>68029711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc
LETS GO PENS
>>68030763
>being too poor to afford one
Stay mad stanislav
>>68029711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>>68030486
no we don't need another team with a cup making fun of those who don't thanks
>>68030817
post more
>mfw shorks get 7 PPs as the NHL desperately tries to make this series go long
>>68030800
>caring about Team Canada
Not a single player actually plays for a Canadian NHL team
>>68030817
>skeletor
GROSS
![be3fec7af99aeefbc54403fb8bb328c4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wzzrb95.jpg "be3fec7af99aeefbc54403fb8bb328c4[1]")
>>68030787
Burritos and your team actually playing in da cup tbqh
>>68030821
>buying games
>in 2016
>>68030837
Stamkos plays for Toronto
>>68030826
good taste
>Kessel gets a secondary assist
>reddit transplants go nuts
1st for POOGEE
>>68030847
>more than one burrito
Jesus christ you fat fuck amerilard
>>68030853
>being poor
>in 2016
>free 5500kbps 60fps stream
>tfw no ads
it won't be a complete american hockey experience without the commercials tbqh I hate these streams
>>68030871
Just watch some on YT my Asian friend
>>68030847
>your
what position do you hold in the organization?
>>68030865
I made them myself so they weren't restaurant sized. Still I'm feelin pretty full.
i hope you all emailed a stern letter the nhl telling them that you are against jersey ads and will not be watching a televised game if they go forward with them
>>68030847
>not having a delicious fish stick burrito
>>68030752
charity is a scam and the only reason companies bother is for tax breaks
>>68030853
I bet you raid steam for all the "fun" Free to play puzzle games
Anyone have the over/under on his beard growing an inch since Monday?
>>68030886
I write russian GQ articles about malkin, I thought that was clear.
>>68030905
>tfw i actually went to the event and had geno deal
was cool famiglia, don't be a hater
>>68030919
>playing games on PC
>>68030886
5th line grinder
TSN Radio Vancouver
@TSN1040
'@DavePratt1040 says the Canucks are closer to winning a Cup than you may think
>dat hongcouverr delusion
>>68030871
mind sharing with a fellow european?
>>68030948
lazyman + vlc
GO PENS!!!
>>68030941
You're the Equipment manager senpai.
>>68030919
I don't use Steam
>being this rebbit
>>68030947
he's right you know
>>68030947
>implying next year isn't our year
>>68030964
>>68030948
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
here's 2500kbps 720p
VLC and ctrl + n
Here is a Penguin named Sidney too
>>68030947
>jim benning is in fact an actual madman who is planning to bomb cali teams so that the canucks can win the pacific
>>68030991
>>68030992
I'm willing to see how that works out for you.
PONGS
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>>68031007
kek
>>68030991
Is this a recursive loop joke? They're so far away that they're actually close?
Has the shitposting commenced?
>>68030865
canada burritos are tiny
i usually eat them three at a time
>>68030940
so, phonebabby or consolecuck?
>>68031020
anna pillua
>>68031022
Entire thread is a shitpost to be honest. I mean look at my thread picture
>>68031010
>>68030992
we literally fucking got this in the bag, bros
>>68031020
tattoo removal website links
>>68031020
likanen kusilutka
>>68031025
level 1000 candy crush hardcore player most likely
>>68031018
>Benning confirmed for genius-level understanding of hyperdimensional physics
>opening a wormhole from the bottom of the standings direct to the Cup final
Once this team hits #30, you're gonna see some serious shit
How hasn't CBS/NBC/FOX/ESPN not picked up the stanley cup?
Why the fuck is this on NBCSN?
what is up with Rust anyway?
>>68031060
American Ninja Warrior is on NBC
>nick baldnino
>>68030743
San Jose has nothing to do with Oakland
>>68031060
"Hockey is an irrelevant sport."
JUST
>>68030940
>reminder that in america it's normal for adults to use something other than PC for gaming
>canadian team will never EVER win a stanley cup again
>>68031041
Does that pittsburgh station play the games? Root or whatever?
>>68031025
Console. Just never really got into PC gaming. I tired it out for a little, but I just like my Xbox more than my computer.
IT'S 2016
>>68031050
>get Nolan Patrick
>get Cup
>same year
JUST GIVE IT TO US
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>Summer in Florida
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE GUYS
>>68030940
>not playing open-source freeware
Even more of a cuck than all of Sweden combined
>CBC
>>68031081
>reminder that in Europe it's normal for adults to be into gaming
>>68029531
The left shares views with children and
>wife's son
>>68031084
leafs are winning it next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that,
>>68031081
>implying I'm not 9 years old
>>68031065
he tried to headbutt marleau but hurt himself
Will Jumbo bring his top game tonight?
>>68031104
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
>>68031116
are you asking for the stream? Here you go:
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
>>68031104
I kek'd so hard when that came on
>>68031060
>>68031068
at least this one's not on MSNBC
>>68031093
maybe you need better computer games
i'd recommend prison architect, banished, or a game boy advance emulator
>>68031119
>reminder that american adults act like high school kids trying to appear too cool for their actual interests
>>68031144
>You need better computer games
>so emulate console games
m8
>>68031139
That stream doesn't work outside of Canada
This one is fine
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/pittsburgh-penguins-vs-san-jose-sharks-live-stream-june-02
Would he have?
>>68031020
Tell her to send a new pic, I'm tired of this one
Yearbook from back when I lived in Demark
Do I look cool bros?
>>68031112
>mfw the new expansion rules include NHL Money In The Bank
>Nucks defeat Columbus at King of the Rink 2017 and win it
>cash in their challenge just as Anaheim is about to lift the Cup and win it all
OUR YEAR
U
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WHO /nocup/ HERE
SNES reporting in
are people hating p00njabi CBC ironically?
that shit's the best
>>68031161
>not having a Canadian IP
>in Hebrew
I'm out
Elliotte's drunk isn't he
>canadian sports stations
>>68031138
So they call him Boner?
>>68031170
>brown kid
>still named jensen
kek
>>68031172
>benning trades away his money in the bank for a spot in next year's money in the bank
>>68031114
nobody knows what that wacky measurement system means, yankee.
is 90 degrees halfway to water boiling? the temperature of a hamburger? a right angle?
we don't fucking know
>>68031182
Why u no like us czechbro?
Seems like 8:30 puck drop . Jesus christ
>>68031176
>needing cups when there's gloriousness to be had
>>68031201
8.20
>>68031155
we're talking about buying a console IN 2016. shameful. no reason not to play games from platforms that were actually good though.
and handhelds aren't consoles, dicknuts
>>68031195
they're just annoying tbf NBCSN is so much better
>>68031165
low energy gorilla
Who owns hockey, lads?
SHARKS BROS GET IN HERE
>>68031234
WHO OWNS HOCKEY?
>>68031170
are denmark mothers still messed up from the deliveries that when they name their child, they just use whatever sounds tumble out of their mouths?
>>68031234
The Jews.
>>68031165
He's going to build a fence, and shitty mothers are going to pay for it
>>68031226
>handhelds are PCs
m8. M80 are you OK? Do you have bird flu?
>>68031252
hockey is pig's now
>>68031190
boners is GOAT fucking player
don't know why we gave him up for a bust
>>68031234
Go Team Europe go
BASED DON
>>68031138
Anyone who thinks this isn't a 10/10 call is a fucking liar
>>68031179
>Canadian Teams not making the playoffs
^_^;
>>68031264
Just don't bother arguing he's
>inconsoleable
>>68031176
Cut my life into pieces famalams.
I don't get why people hate Doc Emrick. Listening to him is comfy.
FOUR CANADIAN GOALIES
>>68031270
>Benning
there you got your answer
>FOUR
>CANADIAN
>GOALIES
>>68031264
you need to re-read the comment chain a couple times, but only after you dislodge your cranium from your sphincter
FOUR CANADIAN GOALIES
>tfw have to bike to the liquor store because my license is suspended
JUST
why is malkin so ugly???
if anyone doesn't want to watch the cbc crap
http://www.talkaboutthesjsharks.com/
nbc stream
HOW MANY PPS WILL THE SHORKS RECEIVE TONIGHT, IN A DESPERATE EFFORT TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE A CONTENDER
I say 7
Thoughts?
>>68031284
You have to go back.
PHIL "DIRTBAG" KESSEL
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>>68031305
Slav genes.
>Shittsburgh
>Playing Metallica when the band is firmly for the Sharks
Fucking hilarious
>>68031317
shut up leaf
>>68031321
feel bad after you lose faggot
BILL
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lol what the f*ck is this song?
>>68031299
>and the team with the clear advantage is the one with a canadian captain and players with experience playing in canadian cities
>>68031323
>A fucking triangle
sorry jeff boy but i mute stream everytime i hear the anthem
Jim Jimmerson GOAT
>commie yinzers pretending to be patriotic
disgusting
the fucking lyrics
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>68031333
some dumb ass drinking song
sounds like shit
singalong night in pittsburg
which team is more jewish? i need to know
>>68031297
>Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion !!z9xI8ozbbfl 06/01/16(Wed)20:13:49 No.68031226 â–¶>>68031264
>>>68031155 (You)
>we're talking about buying a console IN 2016. shameful. no reason not to play games from platforms that were actually good though.
>and handhelds aren't consoles, dicknuts
>handhelds aren't consoles
>handhelds are NOT consoles
>handhelds are not handheld consoles
M80. You have bird flu or some shit. Maybe bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
What do cucknadian teams do during the national anthem?
>>68031321
if they don't want people they don't respect playing their music, maybe they shouldn't have sold out
>>68031347
>western pa
>commie
anything but
>>68031365
>canadian shitposters literally replying to their own posts
>>68031365
what is this abortion of a post
thornton already looks like he is dogging it, what a bum
how will Hillary resist?
>>68031371
I wouldn't mind hearing some Anti-Flag at the pittsburgh home games
The Consol DJ is based. Pantera is the GOAT metal band.
>>68031112
>>68031112
Matthews 100x better than Patrick you dumb bitch lmfao
>>68031347
I certainly hope this wasnt posted by one of the overly sensitive progressive asians in san jose
>>68031365
What a mess.
>>68031376
I would say it's about 60/40 rednecks/commies
the 60% are in the suburbs and think they live in Alabama for some reason
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
>>68031270
Dat Bill-Boner-Swags line tho
>>68031376
>implying commies arent the reason steel isnt produced in america anymore
Who /Alex Stalock/ here?
>>68031365
>handhelds are handheld consoles
okay buddy sure thing
>>68031395
geez i hope you've got a proxy or else homeland security will be in your driveway before intermission
>>68031417
No one Reimer is better than that manlet
There is literally nothing wrong with being a fairweather Tampa fan
>Pens play first 2 games at home
It's not fair
>>68031339
>no teams in ploffs
>>68031393
By not being president
>>68031395
dude talking about sell-out
I'm from Pittsburgh and love anti-f
>letang almost kicking the puck into his own net
is there a dumber player?
Who /Paige/ here?
>>68031393
hope hilary wins
duBs game goes to OT 0-0
>>68031365
Are you ok?
>>68031440
>visible thigh stubble
>>68031444
You would
>>68031395
Im from pittsburgh and love anti flag but they lost all credibility when they signed to Warner Bros.
>>68031444
fuck hillary and your trips
REMINDER TO REPORT ALL PHIL KESSEL POSTS
REMINDER TO REPORT ALL PHIL KESSEL POSTS
REMINDER TO REPORT ALL PHIL KESSEL POSTS
>>68031270
Because your organization is garbage chink shit
>>68031444
hope you get aids
33333 decides who wins the cup
>>68031444
>Crooked Hillary
>winning an election against an actual opponent ever
>>68031440
you could probably send her to finland, her super-white genes could combine with finland's yellow, and they'd probably balance out near normal white
Well this game is shit flipping to calder cup
>A fucking camera lens
>>68031473
yeah, nah, i don't inject weeds
>>68031438
still haven't seen them live....
>>68031460
At least they have total creative control; but it really sucked, I agree
AHHH
YOU BROKE MY $5000 CAMERA YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
>>68031465
>mad
>at bill
haha some loser lost their camera cap what a moron!!!
>>68031478
still 2000+ posts away m8
Never watched this sport before. Who do I bandwagon?
what the hell just happened?
fucking cameraman
>>68031444
i hope bernie wins
just think how many jobs would move north after he raised wages and taxes
>>68031503
this board wants San Jose to win but it'll never happen
>>68031503
Whichever team has more Minnesotans
guys what is there to post about until the first penalty where we can finally start spamming REFPUCK
?
im at a loss here
>>68031460
I dont really have any issue with them "selling out", its just the music really went to shit.
>>68031503
The glorious Vancouver "Glorious Vancouver Canucks" Canucks
>>68031503
B I L L
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>>68031503
if you just wanna bandwagon go sharks.that's their majority fan base.
>>68031503
Shorks
>not watching the glorious CBC feed
when will they learn?
>>68031413
>implying commies in DC from Pitt
>>68031528
BILL
>>68031528
Finnish QTs
>>68031503
pens if you want to back a winner
SJ if you suffer crippling depression and want some company
Why is Thornton such a cry baby faggot?
>>68031503
Shorks
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-06-01/internet-hate-speech-to-be-blocked-within-24-hours/
"Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Microsoft have agreed to block illegal hate speech from their European services in less than 24 hours."
Soon, Euros won't be able to say anything mean.
Can't wait.
>>68031540
>liking Healy
>>68031534
Yeah but it's hard to take a punk band seriously who rallies against corporations and shareholders when they're basically employees of said corporation, y'know?
>Ward doesn't even move
>Crosby goes early
>Ward gets thrown out
>>68031520
>not wanting trump to start several wars and make the Canadian economy great again while killing thousands of amerifats
How's my dinner for the game look guys?
>>68031548
She looks like she's wearing a fucking mask
Why do white guys pretend to like Asian women?
>>68031564
>mfw Finnish memes become even more incomprehensible, to confound the european Thought Police
>>68031465
Fuck you.
>>68031525
murray is from thunder bay that's pretty close
>>68031564
I'm sure you're happy about that, given that you're a chink.
>>68031564
back to >>>/pol/ and >>>/int/ you twink chink
>>68031535
Lol u fag.... everyone knows the cunt-nucks are great golfers
>>68031564
You should talk Leaf, your country is the one that wants to put people in prison for two years for insulting trannys
>>68031465
>PHIL
who?
>beep
>beep
>beep
>>68031564
yeah it's a good thing this website is owned by microsoft
>>68031564
Violent uprising when?
>>68031603
True, they are masters of every sport
Beep
Beeep
Beeeeeeep
beep
beep
BEEP
>>68031585
>wall to wall carpeting
poorfag detected
>>68031608
It's 2016 you bigot
Sharks have fans? This finals is horrible.
>>68031568
>implying they believe anything they write
They've always just pandered to angsty teens. That's how you make a career in that genre.
>>68031608
at least we don't give them espn awards LELMAO
Shorks getting shitted on again in puck possession T B H L A D S
beep
>MATURE(ish)
just like /hoc/
>>68031585
cheap beer
>yes
cheap pizza
>fuck off
Welp Jones touched the cup in 2014
GG
>>68031608
Good.
>>68031585
Lady Di, is that you?
I feel like San Jose is faster but less skilled than Tampa.
Is this a fact or just me not knowing any better?
>touching the cup
shorks confirmed losing
>>68031662
little ceasers isn't bad for what it is, although reheated/cold is fucking gross
>>68031581
i fail to see how stimulating the american economy and blowing SJWs out so hard that they have to kill themselves will have a direct positive effect on canada
hell all i ever hear is that if trump wins those cucks will move here, i don't fucking want that
>>68031619
Hiroshimoot is already data mining us, wouldn't be surprised if he sells us for a quick shekel.
>>68031608
An american is going to comment on another country's bullshit?
Have you had a good look at your cunt-tree lately?
>icing it instead of skating 10 feet more past the line
The pens do this far too often
post yfw shorks shork it up in the finals
Why is there a comedy sketch show on CBC with four female "comediennes?" Is this part of Canada's famous progressiveness?
you should not be outraced by eric fehr
>>68031673
they touched the stan lee?
I know pittsburgh touched the ECF trophy when it was presented
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>68031645
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA
CALM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>68031677
They'll get triggered the second they realize you aren't a socialist paradise anyway and mass suicide.
At least I still have the Warriors.
>>68031674
Born n raised in NY. Little caesars is vomit inducing.
>>68031677
>trump starts a war because turkey told him he has small hands
>Canada is the number 1 supplier of resources to America
you aren't very smart are you
Don't wanna jinx it but if this series ends with a Pongs win then it might turn western PA into the elite sports market of the year
cuz Steelers are gonna kick ass and the Pirates are always competitive
Quadruple OT game
>>68031722
>floorsqueak
>its a malkin almost gets a point game
lol, neither team will get 10 shots on goal this period
zzz
>>68031722
>floorsqueak
kill yourself
>>68031722
>niggerhoop
basketball may as well be WWE as fixed as it is.
>>68031585
Too much food
>>68031735
>Trump then annexes cancuckada and takes their resources for free
Now what, leaf?
oh man I thought that puck slid into the net but it went just past
Its great to be a Pens and Cavs fan. We're gonna fuck the Gay Area twice
>>68031752
how many sog did hongkouver have in their game?
>>68031736
If it makes you feel better, Pirates ain't getting to the wild card, let alone past it.
Steelers will Tod Haley it up again.
>>68031696
i personally can't wait for all the pig-based commercials during hockey games in the upcoming years
>>68031720
>you aren't a socialist paradise
uh yeah we are. just ask the "refugees" and junkies that get a paycheque for being strung out every day
>>68031735
takes two participants to make a war, cuckballs. turkey would cry and beg for mercy before a single plane took off. only thing canada would be supplying is kleenex.
doc has called donskoi wingels twice now
shorks shorking hard AF LMAO
STAY CUPLESS, NEEDLE DICKS
>>68031767
I think this is the part where your "white" house gets burned tbqh
Pens need to capitalize on one of these close chances while they have the momentum.
>>68031645
>not giving awards to freakazoid mental patients over legless war vets that run triathlons and shit
lol water u doing canada
>>68031772
Isn't Cleveland like hundreds of miles away?
>>68031767
Hang Cuckdeau and celebrate.
>>68031720
>liberals' faces when they find out in order to immigrate to Canada you have to have a useful skill or trade and written certification from a business that there is a job for you here that cannot be filled by a Canadian
>>68031756
>and NHL isn't rigged
OKAY
K
A
Y
negro babby commercial ftw
how bad is fish from a fast food place?
>>68031796
Like two hours. I think its closer to pitt than columbus
So, is San Jose considered the Bay Area?
Damn Shorks are barely able to hold the puck
>>68031767
lmfao trump was too big of a pussy to debate a senile 200 year old commie, like fuck he has the balls to go to war with anyone
>>68031772
Dont think I could ever root for a Cleveland team and pitt at same time
the browns just fuckin suck and the bungels are nigger thugs to the max
>>68031786
>canada thinking they had anything to do with 1812
>only picking one victory when GB lost the war
>>68031821
do not
skating on ice seems kind of dangerous
they should probably play their game on the grass when its moist but not wet because that could get slippery
>>68031801
Or just have brown skin
It's 20 fucking 16
>>68031803
I dunno man guys get sent down for tiny mistakes; I think they all take the games / on ice performance pretty seriously
>>68031777
tell that to essentially every president ever, idiot
is that what happened in Iraq? Afghanistan? Veitnam? Korea?
Why didn't they just cry?
>>68031776
Nah Pirates will coast into the WC and Steelers are arguably the best team in the AFC. Only thing stopping either are potential injuries, like with any team.
Jesus fuck all these fucking cuck commercials with brown people on cbc lmao
>>68031777
We'd supply economy-sized cans of Raid
>>68031822
I think they're maybe about the same distance from Da Land. Columbus is maybe a bit closer?
Crosby decided to give a fuck lmao sharks are fucked
>>68031821
fillet o fish is bomb
get the double though, and two of them
wash it down with a fruitopia
get 2 banana chocolate pies
>>68031803
nowhere near the level of NBA
>>68031821
long johns is legit
Sharks once again fucking asleep in the 1st.
>>68031842
But SJWs are invariably spoiled white middle-class kids who've never had to work a day in their lives
>>68031859
Shut up hamplanet
>>68031859
he'll need a few vials of novolog to survive that meal
>>68031838
>mad at getting BTFO by Canada
>>68031753
>implying icefight
>>68031830
>he was a pussy
I don't even want to fucking get into this, it's a fucking rule, candidates can't just make up debates, the RNC and DC have to sanction them or the candidate isn't allowed in any future debates
>commie yinzers playing RATM
what'd I tell ya
Is trudeau that much of a douche as people make him out to be? Like Im friends with a super liberal girl on FB from Toronto and even she shits on him. He just seems like a liberal frat boy.
>>68031794
> live in united jews of america
> elect trump the jew lover
> have worst water in world
> jews did this
Lol america
>>68031821
it'll be deep fried and covered in sauce so how bad can it be
>>68031863
>implying the Jews aren't behind it
BENALTY
Let's finally get the PP going Pens
>>68031893
>implying canada in the history of ever has beaten anyone
wew
seafood tastes like shit
REFPUCK
CINDY CRYSBY WINS AGAIN THANKS BETTMAN
seriously puck out of play is a bullshit penalty
Pens please don't fuck up the powerplay again.
FUCKING REFS
>>68031821
pretty tasty farts, t b h f a m
DELAY
E
L
A
Y
Well, this is the worst powerplay I've ever seen
>>68031923
squirrel, is that you?
>>68031889
a double filet o fish is only 500 calories...
>>68031922
t. Country who got its "white" house burned down
>>68031896
oh, so why did he say twice that he would debate him?
>>68031926
agree needs to be obviously deliberate to be called a penalty
>>68031902
I'm sure he's sorry you feel that way, buddy.
>>68031845
none of those were an actual war with a country. they were wars against splinter groups and political ideals. those are a lot harder to fight than ones where you just bomb the everloving shit out of every army, navy, and administrative building in sight.
>>68031926
Yeah it's pretty queer but we took our three puck out of play penalties in a row so you can take them too.
>>68031929
I wanna see a sharks goal comeback too
>>68031923
You must be 18 to have a 4chan.org account
>>68031941
Do you even watch hockey lol fucking faggot canadian doesnt know anything about sports
>tfw Pens never score on powerplays
>>68031952
Did he ever say he would? I seem to remember it being that's something he'd be interested in
>>68031960
I don't have allegiance to either team; it's just my opinion
that 3 in a row was complete nonsense
Letang, more like Leshit amirite bros?
>>68031971
>t. a faggot canadian
>>68031971
>mfw A FUCKING LEAF
>canada talking
It's playoff season why are you here
SHOTS
13
TO
2
FOR
PENGUINS
SHORKS
BTFO
The last time Pittsburgh won a major championship? 2009
The last time San Jose won a major championship? NEVER
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68031983
They're momentum killers.
Fuck me, if even 10 percent of pens powerplays work Id be greatfull, but of course not
>>68031959
The point here is that those wars were very good for Canada.
>>68032005
not a single fucking american scored a goal this series
americans are fucking DOG SHIT at hockey
hell yea hockeysnacks r here
i told mom to go to the drive thru so it wouldnt take forever but shes a dumbass and goes inside anyway
oh well, time to eat!
Really starting to seem like Murray's gonna pull off a Cam Ward, hes like a brick wall out there
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>68032010
hilarious banter m8
>>68032010
Warriors won last year you idiot
>>68032037
this series has lasted three periods lol
>>68031953
no that's fucking stupid
then you're just deciding who gets a penalty and who gets a free rest based on which players are better actors
>>68032022
yeah but i don't see trump going into a pointless war like those
hillary, maybe
>beep
>beep
>beep
>>68032052
>warriors
They play in San Jose now?
>>68031902
he was catapulted to the front of the liberal party because of his last name and is basically a puppet, i doubt hes had an original thought come into his head in the last few years
beep
beep
beeeeeeeeeeeeep
>>68032052
Wrong sport nigger dong
>>68032054
just memeing lol
I'm not a coach, but even I can see the Pen's best option on the PP is to fling it up at Jones and scramble for the juicy rebounds he's prone to giving up. All the passing it around looking for the perfect setup just isn't working.
>>68032055
he would have declared war on a fat lesbian talk show host if he could have
>>68032061
Yeah. Are you stupid?
Giants won pretty recently too
Reminder that America and Canada are each other's biggest trading partners and we should just get along okay buddy
>>68032055
then just get rid of the penulty all together
>>68032055
Then they should just have a faceoff outside the zone
icing the puck isn't considered a delay of game even though it kills the momentum and stops the clock
>>68032061
The arena is like 40 miles from san jose, to be fair. It kinda works if you are a cuck.
>>68032042
>sharks fan
>>68032021
Except they're at 22% you dumb fuck
>CANTPUCKS IN CHARGE OF WINNING TRADES
this thread sucks
you cant spell sjw without sj
BENNING
TALKING
ABOUT
HOW
GOOD
BONINO
IS
BUT
TRADED
HIM
AND
A
2ND
ROUNDER
FOR
SUTTER
WHY
FUCK
YOU
FAGGOT
RETARD
>>68031983
Their powerplay is downright horrible.
>>68032008
GET THE BROOMS READY
>>68032065
seems like more of the same political family bullshit you see here where they are only there because mommy or daddy were in office at one point.
>>68032108
xdddddd
>>68032085
this would be possible if canadians weren't such passive aggressive ass hats
>>68032084
>the cuck area
>treating everything within 100 miles of SF as one city
Lol
>>68032085
Lmao do you really think this?
>>68032085
More like americunts are the biggest traitors in the world
hi im here to claim the trophy
>>68032101
2 ez
Last number is the amount of goals the shorks score tonight
>>68032111
>cant(wincups)pucks
>>68032123
he says while literally being a passive aggressive ass hat
>>68032115
He's a SJW version of George W Bush
Except Bush actually spent time as a governor
CBC better NOT fucking show Benning's face ever again.
>>68032084
LOL you know that San Francisco and San Jose are two distinct metro areas according to the census right?
The San Jose area is roughly the same population as Pittsburgh
>>68032095
It's still the Bay Area
>tfw have to drive 50 miles to go to Quakes games
>>68032146
>>68032140
no i was being actively aggressive you dumbfuck
>>68032146
Why not
What the fuck you gunna do you stupid cuntnadian
>>68032083
and again that's not declaring war on an ideal, it's declaring war on one large bombable target
>>68032086
>>68032094
yeah that's fine with me, i'm not defending the fact that it's a penalty, but it should either be a penalty or not be a penalty, not some halfway wishy-washy "oh i don't think he meant to" bullshit
>>68032143
>He's a SJW version of George W Bush
so, Obama?
>>68032159
there's gonna be an MLS team in the twin cities next season (hopefully)
I live 150 miles away and will be going to every home game...super excited
GOOD
>>68032111
Bonino isnt that much better than Sutter, its just that he gets to play with kessel and hagelin while Sutter is stuck with the canucks
>>68032152
Doesn't the census also consider Middle Eastern people white?
So, who gets the Con Smithe trophy?
NHL stat: far more pucks shot into the crowd now (~9/game) than pre-'04 high (~8/game.) 300 annual delay of game pens no longer have impact
>>68032146
Excuse me, what did she not have the shit shouldered?
I've seen a kid fall over from a shotgun but never fucking send one flying out of her hands.
>>68032174
>not directly attacking anyone
>just whining to a fellow American
textbook
>>68032183
Yes! But worse, because he's got a majority government, which in a parliamentary democracy means you're basically a slightly limited dictator for your term
>>68032170
neat
>>68032213
Murray Or Pavs
>>68032184
I can't wait for Sacramento to go from USL to MLS, their field is the same distance from where I live as Avaya, so it'd be road games I can go to
>>68032213
Betman
>>68032207
it considers them asian
>>68032213
phil "double cheeseburger" kessel for the pens or patrick "boy fondler" marleau for the sharks
>>68032200
Pretty sure Sutter's contract is worse relative to his skill level.
>>68032207
yes, and mexicans are caucasian
>>68032227
you need to read a text book and learn the difference between passive/direct aggression
>>68032213
crosby, win or lose
>>68032250
>Marleau
Why?
>>68032252
Oh almost certainly. Probably the main reason the penguins let him go
>>68032255
maybe it's the other way around
maybe caucasians ARE the mexicans
>crybust
What a fucking scrub
>wanting to grow the game in ausgaylia
lol?
>>68032261
the pens have been winning in spite of crosby, he's honestly been trash so far
Just imagine if Fleury wasn't hurt. The pongs would be down 1-0.
Burns has a beard The Prophet could be proud of!
>>68032213
Murray or Jones depending who wins
>>68032260
You need to learn to read. No child left behind? Guess that doesnt apply to you lololol
Letang, you fucking dumbass!
Does Murray have a shot at the Con Smithe?
I thought Western Conference teams were superior?? Sure doesn't look like it m8s
>>68032285
rebbit_mene_at_incridible_hihg_sped.gif
>>68032223
>shouldering a stock-less gun
was this the best picture of Logan Couture they could find
halftime already?
fucking bullshit im bored already
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>68032220
its because every puts their stick into the lanes now
>>68032307
>says the one behind
go take a vocabulary class then come back
>>68032312
this is a statement that could be said at any time. by christ is letang borderline fucking retarded
>>68032300
>3 game winning goals last series
>great game on Monday
Crosby is probably the front runner if the Pens win.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>borepuck
what the fuck
What is your opinion of George Stroumboulopoulos?
>>68032220
And only one sepcatator died
>>68032330
It's thirdtime, thanks much
>>68032290
did you
did you just call me mexican?
>>68032313
>giving a goalie the conn smythe
no
>>68032319
because the best western team got refpucked out in round 1
>>68032302
Pens would have lost to the Rangers first series if Fleury wasn't hurt.
>trying to force another bourne movie
But he solved basically all of his problems in the last movie
>>68032347
wrong, just wrong. he'd be behind kessel, murray, and rust at the very least.
>>68032362
He's shit.
OMG REFPUCK U GUYS PENGUINS BRIBE REFS RITE
>>68032362
A retard who just strings hockey buzzwords together to sound like he knows what he's talking about
>>68032285
What the fuck is Hertl even saying
AAYYYYYY ITSSS CHERRYYY TIME
>>68032371
he's a rookie who came in and helped his team get the cup. I could see him getting it if the pens win and he has some great shutouts/ low scoring games
>>68032388
p much yeah
the fact you're being condescending just makes you a bigger cunt
why do none of you offtopic shitters watch the game
>Shorks needing 6 to keep up with pongs
>>68032402
That you should stick to your shitty divegrass containment thread
CHERRY TIME
H
E
R
R
Y
T
I
M
E
GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES
>>68032371
It happens. 3/10 goalies in the cap era have won it.
>>68032368
>>68032419
Why dont you shut the fuck up and watch the game
>pens outshooting the sharks 26-10
holy fuck lads
Fuck the Budweiser, where's that burger from
>He looks like Jesus walking in.
What you eating tonight? I got Gatorade and cookie dough.
>>68032307
actually no child left behind means that in america, even if you can't read, you still get a diploma
how fitting
>>68032362
i prefer prawn souvlaki
and no tomatoes in the salad
>>68032432
Stream muted
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>>68032396
o shit wallup
>grapes normal suit
what the shit
>>68032372
>losing a bo7 4-1
>refpuck
Lololol
>>68032362
used to be Canada's boyfriend
now he's too brown and old
>>68032446
still 0-0 thought so nothing to cheer about
>>68032464
Apple cobbler, beer and nachos.
>>68032419
its halftime bro
post some faptimers
>>68032486
I know, its just san jose is getting dominated, again.
ALRIGHT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS, THIS GUY
THIS GUY HERE do we have the tape?
THERE WE GO! THIS GUY HERE HE'S A HEART AND SOUL KINDA GUY
THIS IS THE KINDA GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM
>we've got to wrap it up, don
NO! NOW LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YA
YOU CAN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS
>we're out of tim-
I'M ALMOST DONE! IN TODAY'S NHL YOU NEED HEART AND SOUL AND YOU NEED GRIT
THESE KINDA GUYS WHO KEEP THEIR STICKS ON THE ICE AND CAN FIGHT WHEN THEY NEED TO!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGHTING!
OK, THAT'S IT
>heh, you've been watching hockey night in canada
>on rogers
>>68032464
is that raisin flavored gatorade
fucking disgusting
>>68032385
Definitely not Rust. I also don't see them giving it to a rookie goalie with just 1 shutout so far. Crosby is 2nd in playoff points on the Pens (16), tied with Bonino, and behind Kessel (18). A lot can still happen, but I see Crosby as the favorite on the Pens.
>>68032464
>Gatorade
>mfw people drink Gatorade near me and they don't even exercise
![620-cherry-thumb-620xauto-263778[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IljD54F.jpg "620-cherry-thumb-620xauto-263778[1]")
WHY U NO COVER POINTS SHITTSBURGH
Justin Schultz looks like he could actually be an okay defenseman for the penguins going forward.
>>68032480
series would have never went to 5 if not for refpuck
>>68032364
you wanna start talking about NHL safety issues at least an entire team wasn't wiped out
>>68032501
And think, when they turn it up they'll win the series 5-1
>>68032419
i literally come here to shitpost
i'm not even watching the game
i gave the NHL open and i get an alert when a goal is scored so i can shitpost harder
>>68032513
They won't qualify him tho
>>68032507
It's grape
So why didn't Vancouver win in 2011? They looked so dominant
>>68032447
>american beer commercials used to feature sexy women to get americans' attention
>now they use hamburgers
>>68032444
that snake should really cut down on the liquor
>>68032526
Never forget ;_;
It's been 2 years since i last replied to a flagged Canadian poster
>>68032549
They were lucky to get to the Final, better team won m8
>>68032558
>not having sexy women with burgers in your commercials
stupid sexy burns
>>68032549
that was a seriously banged up team that got even more banged up in the finals. tons of injuries.
>>68032562
i actually set my filter to ignore all other posts except for my own
this thread is lookin pretty /comfy/ right now
>>68032445
good idea canapal
>>68032549
Ran out of gas and injuries
The only healthy player left on their blue was fucking Chris Tanev who was a rookie. That's why they got lit up by Boston.
>burns dancing
>>68032549
literal refpuck to make an american team that's on the verge of being relocated more "marketable"
>>68032582
Lol
You forgot to mention the main point
They fucking suck. Toronto will win a cup before vancouver
>>68032509
I just came from kickboxing bud. Hurt my ankle though =(
>tfw running downstairs to the computer to watch coaches corner instead of nbc intermission
Worth it every time
>>68032558
R u telling me that burger doesbt make you hard as fuck?
>>68032549
Refs gave the Bruins free reign to play murderpuck in the finals.
lmao that burns segment
>>68032597
>canadian still pissed that none of his teams are good enough to even get wildcard
maybe next year, canadacuck
SO is someone going to make a new thread or what?
>>68032597
Vancouver should be relocated anyway. They're shit and need new management if they want a cup, only happens in America though
>>68032329
No its the only pic they took. New to sports?
>>68032601
toronto won't ever win shit...ever. matthews can't carry them all and is bolting to arizona first chance he gets
>>68032536
i have an old 27" CRT TV i use to watch the game, and a 60" LG LCD flatscreen i use for shitposting
>>68032549
because canada is a nation of cucks
>>68032631
You say that as if any of us give a shit about the other Canadian teams.
>>68032604
aw shit
good on ya, someone that actually plays sports on here
>>68032611
yes
if you're referring to my arteries
>>68032649
Your team falls under the Canadian teams category no?
>>68032639
Oh youre right, I definitely meant next year....
Are you really that retarded? Are you american?
>>68032641
mah fukkin' nigga
shitposting like a fukkin' gangsta
What is this delusional canadian interviewer talking about?
Kunitz is on the verge of invisibility
>>68032688
i meant ever, home slice. it's toronto, it's self-evident.
>>68032686
>teams
>>68032677
Would you rather your commercials be more Canadian? Fucking interracial couples
>>68032674
Thanks man.
>>68031395
Kys faggot
>>68032285
oh shit waddup
>>68032695
> delusional canadian
Typical american interview....
"Kunitz, you have skates on. How many skates do you have?"
>> 2013
>> Sharks remove waist stripes because less fabric = less weight = more speed
>> laughtrack.mp3
>> fast forward to today
>> management's fw
>> could this be a new trend /sp/?
Wait why wasn't there a penulty for too many men?
>>68032649
Amerilards are too jingoistic to understand this
I would rather my most hated American team make the playoffs over every other Canadian team.
>>68032800
Period ended before there was a call. Assuming not.
why is there another thread?
>shorks
>>68032820
I root for the Detroit Lions sometimes.
