0-0 1st Intermission
Pongs
>rags
>>68032701
Canucks are going to win the cup in 1-3 years.
san jose? more like san no way jose lol
Pens win
There's still hope
hahahahaaha meeeeeeeeeeeemes
>>68032720
Fuck you Canada
first for Philadelphia Kessel
>shorks
Pens pls
What's with the Canadians and tripfagging?
>>68032721
>people from BC actually believe this
Was it bad luck to help Jumbo find a CVS yesterday?
STREAM????
LET'S COUNTDOWN WHY AMERICANS ARE BAD AT HOCKEY
10) THEY'RE BAD AT HOCKEY
9) THEY'RE SHIT AT HOCKEY
8) THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
7) THEIR PLAYERS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
6) THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO FANS
5) THEIR "FANS" ARE BANDWAGONERS
4) THE CAN'T WIN WITHOUT CHEATING
3) THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN AMERICAN STANLEY CUP WINNER WHO HAS WON THE CUP WITHOUT CHEATER
2) AMERICANS PRETEND THEY HAVE HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE WHEN THEY HAVE NONE
1) THEY'RE AMERICANS
my balls have more hair than malkin's chin
>>68032777
What's with Serbs and being so mad all the time?
>>68032733
my repeating numerals confirm it
Matt Murray has been a pleasant surprise.
>>68032777
They crave American attention
Any one have any dank memes all i got are these trips
Lets
Go
Kessel
>>68032788
good post
Ah, so this is actually a Canadian shitposting thread
>>68032788
>THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
You're one to talk
>>68032791
Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.
>>68032782
Was he buying a razor, knowing he'll need one on 3 games?
>>68032788
I hate you Kippers but this is pretty solid
>>68032825
>Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.
>>68032821
manned by BASED AS FUUUUUARK CanadiGODS players
>>68032777
They're properly from Quebec.
mmmm I rub my balls and my fingers smell like good old scotch
why no too many men from last period?
so is toronto's """rebuild""" going to go the way of edmonton's?
>>68032825
Brutal.
>>68032788
Hey bro,
You seem a bit upset. Enjoy the game :)
>>68032786
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/pittsburgh-penguins-vs-san-jose-sharks-live-stream-june-02
Or check last thread
>>68032779
99% of them are on meth and/or dumb chinks
>>68032855
Stop teabaging drams lads
>>68032847
When's the last time a canateam won the Cup?
>>68032788
>this salt
>>68032748
>rags
Not sure why the sharks have so few shots, they have lost of zone time
THE AGE OF CANADIAN HOCKEY IS OVER
>>68032788
Lets countdown the reasons why Canadians are bad at hockey
10) the 2007 stanley cup winners
9) the 2008 stanley cup winners
8) the 2009 stanley cup winners
7) the 2010 stanley cup winners
6) the 2011 stanley cup winners
5) the 2012 stanley cup winners
4) the 2013 stanley cup winners
3) the 2014 stanley cup winners
2) the 2015 stanley cup winners
1) the 2016 stanley cup playoff lineup
>>68032750
>YFW bill will look exactly like Philadelphia Collins when hes older
>>68032856
>tfw u come home to your wife in the penalty box for too many men
>>68032857
Nah, edmonton was shit to begin with and now theyre even shittier
>>68032880
They're the shorks, playoff chokes are sort of their thing
>>68032884
>circa 1993
>>68032878
i seriously HATE chicks that wear their pajamas out in public thats absolutely degenerate
>>68032857
I'm sure your rectally ravaged obsessed faggot self hopes so, but no
>>68032856
Refpuck
>>68032876
did he really say that
i'm shaking my head right now
back to back Olympic champs
back to back WC champs
back to back world cup champs
is Canada elite?
>>68032885
Hey...
How about that winter olympic gold you guys won in 2002 in salt lake ci... oh well perhaps the women won go.... oh.
>>68032925
America's better. Matthews is better than any U24 Canadian
>>68032925
>blown out by Finland
'No'
Pens are fast. That is all.
>>68032932
Just like the Canadian team that won the Stan-- oh.
>>68032932
How about usa hockey in the world junio.... oh
Pretty good game so far. We enjoying ourselves?
>>68032939
>tactical loss
>>68032938
>laffs
>>68032890
>tfw kessel will die at 66 from a cheeseburger overdose
>>68032911
i do that all the time
you get better service at the liquor store that way
how many pings until they pong
Why is canarabia always so mad?
>>68032925
>no cups in >9000 years
>elite
only 1 m8
>>68032954
Frig off bobandy
>>68032953
No, I haven't gotten near as many (You)s as I need.
>>68032958
The best part of none of the Canadian teams making the playoffs is I don't even have to know what your team is to know it's garbage.
>>68032938
No lol
>>68032938
fuck off
anyone have a laff blower here?
>>68032925
elitegodkings
>>68032925
im seriously going out on a back porch and emptying a full magazine pointed northward
hope you die in hell
>>68032967
They're cold.
>>68032967
because irl canadians are politely little cucks all day and this is where they take out their frustrations
>>68032954
Frigg off Randy.
>>68032978
Thinking too much. Let the shitpost flow through you.
>>68032971
but Canadians win more cups than anyone
>>68032980
>1967
>>68032981
>mfw these salty Canacucks start getting wrecked by America in every best on best tournament
Best player on San Jose: American
Best player on Pittsburgh: American
>>68033006
Chicago L.A. and Boston are canarabian?
>>68033006
>my bottom 10 team is really good, I swear! xD
>>68033010
>comparing mere mortals to Bill the Thrill
that's not even fair
>>68033010
Canafucks BTFO
>>68033009
yeah like the world championships that took place while canada's best players were inelegible to compete, an.... oh
>>68032985
there is like 3 of us up here, you'll never hit anyone
This game goin into triple OT 1-1
that's 3 times doc has called donskoi wingels now
does donskoi even exist
>>68033010
Malkin is not American
>>68033042
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>68033010
Worst players on both teams: Canadian """goaltenders"""
>>68033029
yes those teams had more Canadians than any other nationality
>>68033033
>1967
>>68033042
Donskoi is 27 and Wingels is 47 no?
Pens need some puck luck here.
does this even feel like a SCF to neutral fans
>an entire segment dedicated to Crosby's homolove
>>68032869
I'm the 1% then m8
>>68033062
>having a team so shitty that you have to get buttravaged defending a national team
>>68033076
Kinda
>>68033076
A lot less exciting then game 1
>>68033070
Summoning the Lord of Refpuck now brb
>>68033062
The Stanley cup is an individual competition? I thought the team name was the first thing carved, how does that make sense
desu im kinda happy crosby found a friend
i wonder if that's his first
>>68033076
well it's got the shorks in it so that's pretty weird
but no, boring as fuck so far
>>68033103
It seems like Pittsburgh has just completely figured out San Jose
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
bill
BILL BILL BILL BILL
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
JONES DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR WIND HIS WATCH
BONINO BONINO BONINO
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
HBK
HBK
The Sharks will be swept.
SSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
i came
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
THANK BONINO FOR SETTING UP THAT THRILLING GOAL
BILLL
BILL
BILLL
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILLL
BILL
BILL
>Cantpucks
>>68033076
Yes, ask canarabians, they would be very confused seeing their team playing
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>BILL
Billllll
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
>CANTPUCKS
traded
>BONINO
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
IS BILL THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?
>>68033106
>having a team so shitty you throw your jersey on the ice
>>68033106
no, that's why the players (Canadians) get their names on the cup
>kessel scores
>stadium sprays anthrax into the crowd
must be full of people from toronto or something
BILL
I
L
L
that was a good goal but now the penguins should let the sharks score one so nobody feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmoqnNkUbAk
stanley cup doesnt matter. having the most epic goal of all time matters
NVM LOL
THE BONINOPHONE RINGS AGAIN
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
OH GOD LOL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING SWEPT
MY SIDES
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO SHIT
INB4 10 SHORKS PPS
IT WON'T MATTER
THE HOCKEY GODS HAVE SPOKEN
>SHORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SHARKS THAT'S WHAT I'M USED TO SEEING GOOD ONE GUYS
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>68033147
>rags
Traded
>Hagelin
P
E
N
U
L
T
Y
Well, it's ogre
HONK HONK HONK
>roman polak
>brenden dillon
that might be the worst defensive pairing ever iced in a stanley cup final
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>my bad
get the fuck to the AHL polak you fucking cunt
I thought Vlasic was supposed to be good...
Paul Martin having a bad game. Another ex-Pen.
Power play now sweeeeeeeeet
>>68033152
>being so mad you didn't even quote my post correctly
Kek you're pathetic
>that autistic faggot still saying the sharks are getting refpuck
>>68033157
Bill!!!
>The San Jose Sharks
>>68033152
But when I look at the list of Stanley cup champions, team names are listed, not individuals
>>68033197
They're lucky not to be down by more tbqh lad
>>68033147
>that could have been bonino setting up hank in the cup final
>>68033196
>pathetic
yes 1967 is pathetic
lol
fucking shokes
>SHORKS
THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT
THE GREATEST SHORK OF ALL TIME
MAKING THE FINALS ONLY TO GET SWEPT THE FUCK OUT
AN EVEN GREATER CHOKE THAN 3-0
MY SIDES
Play all 60 minutes Pens.
>polak
>>68033210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup_winning_players
look at all these Canadians winning at hockey
i wonder how many extra large cookie dough blizzards kessel downs every night?
Bill Kessil #1 Huehuehuehuehue
>>68033224
>misquoting a post, getting rekt and still continuing to reply
Kill yourself
>just made corn dogs
>Bill scores
2bh I really want to see the Shaks win the Cup. Seeing Marleau and Thornton finally winning one would be cool. But they're going to commence the greatest shorkening ever on the biggest stage. Pongs in 4.
What aboutthat commercial is supposed to make me want to buy an iphone?
Get it together Apple.
Feel like rioting with the asian community, lads.
I hate the pongs, but I'll be fine with them winning the cup if phil the thrill gets the conn smythe
why do people hate sharks so much
>sad_pepe,jpg
>>68033265
>getting rekt so hard you throw your jersey on the ice
wew
>>68033243
>tfw name is a derogatory term for the poles
>>68033247
So you do think this is an individual competition. Does it by chance have anything to do with your franchise being utter garbage?
>>68033247
>his team is so shit that he has to bandwagon Canadian players
>>68033159
Wasn't even that epic desu
>canada desperately trying to prove it's relevant
>in a hockey thread
wew laddy
>>68033253
About as many as every other amerifat
BILL BILL THE SCORING GUY
Shit game
>>68033275
>shorks just desperate to be the Nucks as usual
What's the difference maker in this game? The penguins speed?
>>68033284
>still continuing to reply after being thoroughly rekt
Pathetic
>>68033281
It's literally just two chinkouver fans.
>>68033285
My Polish part of my family uses the term. We've appropriated it like nigger
shorks in 7
>>68033287
do you think this is an international competition?
>>68033289
>his team is so shit he threw his jersey on the ice
>>68033286
wow shes very cute
>>68033311
Refs love the pengs
>>68033286
>Tfw my animu getting posted by others in threads
>>68033290
it is if you know the context
>>68033275
make the blacks riot then tell the koreans
>>68033296
Still beats being american.
>finally make the final
>get swept
kek
>>68033311
Lol what do you think this is, the game discussion thread?
>>68033311
The difference is that the shorks have managed to hold of shorking this long
They always do this. This is their first Finals appearance, ever
>>68033273
Too me it seems like Apple is mocking its own consumer demographic.
>>68033269
fucking jel
what sauce u using?
Scratch my back with a hack saw.
>>68033317
>pathetic
like >1967?
>>68033233
i think they can do better
>go down 2-0 without much fight
>suddenly, acquire 3 lopsided wins and a tight 3OT loss
>game 7
>0-0 tie for 50 minutes
>then drop 5 goals and get laughed out of the bulding
I can't watch this anymore
I need sleep
>>68033334
Round 1 ot game 7 winner. Great time for a goal bit it was pretty bland.
>>68033327
No I think it's a team competition. American teams are much much better at it than Canadian ones.
I WAITED 20 YEARS AN THEY FUCKING CHOKE
>>68033311
It's the Pens ability to buy refs and make butthurt internet crybabies scream refpuck all night.
>>68033331
Thanks bro
>shorks names will never grace lord stanleys cup
>>68033358
That would be a legendary shork, to be sure
I kinda like the idea of them not winning a single game
>>68033347
The cantpucks have lost every final they've made, why are you talking shit
>>68033370
"American" teams are mostly Canadians. Thanks for confirming my point, buddy
>>68033372
>choke
you have to lead to choke..
>>68033311
canadian players and players from canadian teams
>>68033366
no they were eliminated by the hawks 2 times. they were up 3-0 in the series and then lost it to 3-3. and this game they were going to win and got scored on short handed with a couple minutes left and then had this goal.
>>68033386
No prob m8 it's why i make things
>>68033416
Who /Surrey/ here
>>68033311
Faster, better puck possession, overall more capable scorers, a slightly better goalie imo
Oh, and I guess superior crying and refpuck.
>>68033411
So it is individual? I've said nothing about the players, Chicago Illinois is in America, this makes the Blackhawk an American team
>>68033405
>shorks
>>68033411
How sad is it that no good Canadian players actually want to play for Canadian teams?
>4 game sweep
nice one western conference
Pens need to stay out of the box.
>>68033411
>your country is so cuck they win championships for others instead of their own country
>>68033453
it's not the west's fault the NHL jews wouldn't let the best team into the finals because the shorks needed more publicity and the jews needed more shekels
who /647/ here
>>68033447
>14 Canadians
>"American team"
k
>>68033451
Look at these Canadians playing for a Canadian team
>>68033331
Next time can you draw her with stinklines coming from the feet? I can't really fap to this without them.
>there are people who unironically believe the shorks will win
>>68033443
>>68033379
>crying refpuck
Tranpa fans detected
>>68033471
>implying the refs won't give the shorks unlimited PPs to try to stem the bleeding
>>68033453
It's about to happen in basketball too. People will finally remember how shit the west is
>>68033451
How sad is it that youre arguing about shit that doesnt matter on the fucking internet?
>>68033471
>you need to stay out of the penalty box against a team that is your equal or better
Really now?
>>68033453
>0 teams in the playoffs
Nice one canada
>>68033311
three scoring line vs the shorks one and a half
and letang shits all over burns and vlasic
Winning a championship for another country is like raising the black child of another man who impregnated your wife. Thx Canada lololol get cukt
>>68033485
And not a single one plays for a Canadian NHL team
How sad
8 MINUTES WITHOUT A SINGLE SHOT ON GOAL
8 DAMN MINUTES
>SHORKS
>>68033438
>tfw living in Vancouver back in 2011
>tfw the riot was called "The Surrey Riot" by everyone afterwards
I wonder if people have forgotten that 80% of the people downtown that night came there from Surrey.
Good lord Geno.
What was he song that was just playing?
>>68033485
Is that a Stanley cup?
Didn't you learn sportsmanship as a kid? Name on the front is more important than the name on the back
Maybe not to you since you cheer for individuals over teams
>Darude - Sandstorm
>>68033411
Penguins ice more Americans in their skaters than Canadians.
shokes 9 minutes without a shotorello
PEOEPOEPOEPOPOEPOEPEPOEPOEOEPEPOEPOEPOPEOP
>>68033532
Darude - Sandstorm
>>68033504
We're all guilty of that so maybe just focus on the question?
Go pens from tx
Minnesota players had an average of .465 PPG
That's better than any Canadian province
Nice plugs, Canacucks
>>68033533
>Name on the front is more important than the name on the back
yup and that is the glorious maple leaf on the front
back to back:
OG
WC
WC
>>68033485
>implying gold medals are more important than stan lees
>>68033561
Woooo!!!
>shorks
>laffs
GOSHARKSGOSHARKSGO
Who hyped for the Trump rally.
>>68033562
funny how that number hasn't changed at all for over a week
why is that exactly?
>>68033564
Why are you moving the goal posts? We were talking about the Stan Lee
>>68033572
Why don't European teams compete in the Stanley Cup?
>>68033561
this is the guy i argue with on /hoc/
>>68033589
I am, where and when?
>>68033557
Lurk /f/ moar
Sharks really are playing like ass. This series has sucked so far.
>>68032925
this is my original post that triggered all you fat lardos>>68033596
Stay mad
>>68033591
Because the regular season has been over for a month and that number is cemented.
>sharks last shot clock
lmfao how did they even make the final?
>>68033609
Sacramento
just started.
>shorksfriends so thorough buttblasted that they have to start talking about countries
THE SHITTER SHATTERED SUBURB OF SAN JOSE
>>68033607
What do you think about when you rub your lapflaps?
>>68033006
>canadians win more cups than anyone
>>68033623
???????????????
>Tfw from Tampa
>Tfw currently living in Nashville
>Tfw had to watch my two teams lose to these two teams
Who here hoping for carnage? Drinking some local brews and wishing both teams could lose. Surprisingly comfy and enjoyable.
>>68033607
Just the americans, the canadian posters are a bit shorter and slightly yellowish
Geez.
REFPUCK
DIVE
I
V
E
CBC JUST PUT UP A COUNTER FOR SAN JOSE SHOTS LMAO
>SHORKS
HAHAHAHAH
11 MINUTES
Need some refpuck since the pens won't let off the gas
>>68033644
so looks like you moved the goalposts there
Y U DO THAT
DAT DIVE
PIROUTETTING TO THE ICE LIKE A DRUNK BALLERINA
NEVER CHANGE, SHORKS
>>68033650
And Americans are either brown or black LEL
Pens score short handed
>>68033637
What's it about? Or just a rally?
>no shot by the shokes in 12 minutes
>until they were on the PP
>>68033607
at least st. louis is out and we aren't arguing with these guys anymore
>>68033628
so you're saying minnesotans don't play hockey games once the regular season is concluded?
that makes sense
>>68033641
Your country is a putrid shithole regardless
Dont let anyone tell you otherwise
Bettman mailing it in, the fix is in
HERE COMES THE REFPUCK
GAYRY BETTJEW HAS CALLED IT IN
>guys we need the final to last 7 games because our ratings are going down the shitter
>>68033646
nashville should have never made it past round 1 they were boosted to be a sacrifice to the shorks
>>68033010
Player who will end his career with the most points on Pittsburgh: Canadian
Player who will end his career with the most points on San Jose: Canadian
This incoming sweep is all for the best. At least in Pongsberg, it's a hockey loving city and a couple hundred thousand kids would be crushed if they lost.
The bay area is a warm port and none of the stinky beaner trash and fat single moms there will give a fuck.
>>68033667
I didn't do that at all, you did.
>>68033679
Just a rally.
>>68033634
Both teams frankly look bad. Last years Chicago team would have steamrolled this Penguins team, and I fucking hate the Hawks
>>68033681
That's retarded though because teams without any Minnesotans were all lottery teams and shit.
>>68033682
>shorks
>diving pussies
>getting swept
Pick all 3 amigo
don't be sad, you'll make the Finals in another 30 years
>>68033659
>>68033672
BTFO by replay showing clear high stick
>>68033694
Bless you sir.
If the sharks don't dive they don't get anything called
>that slash to knock a stick out
>that high stick
Golden boy Crosby needs his cup the fix is in
>>68033699
No I was talking about international hockey and then you brought up cups
Why would you move the goalposts?????
LEL
>>68033688
>Being mad that the finals are going to game 7
>this cup
>>68033674
TOP FUCKING KEK!
i swear to god, almost all americans look like that liberal beta nu-male type shit nowadays
ANOTHER halftime?!
i literally dont even know how you guys watch this "sport"
>>68033713
That's you on the right, cuckstain
>>68033694
That movie is overrated as fuck tho.
Blade Runner tier
>>68033717
don't even bother, someone could be dead on the ice and retards here will still call a dive
>>68033728
No you're confusing me with another anon. I'll chalk up my victory point though. I'll be looking for that canadian team in the playoffs next year.
>>68033717
TOO MANY MEN
Thornton needs to stop looking like his dog just died at all times
>>68033743
>the one city in North America that is more Asian than Vancouver
>trying to call others chinks
>also getting fucking humiliated on the ice and swept
>shorks
lel I hope you stick around for Game 3 and 4
why is this game so low energy? powerplay after goal was ok otherwise 40 boring minutes
That penguin dive
Fucking Canacucks go watch more refugee commercials and let the fires rage
>shorks look way better than every other west team
>getting fucking demolished
Is the era of west dominance over?
>>68033747
Oh no no no don't you start
>>68033741
hey it could have 3 like basketball or football
>>68033786
>shorks meme and flop their way to the final somehow
>shork in historic fashion
They just had to top >3-0 somehow
If the Pens keep up this pace, some of those scoring chances are bound to go in the net in the 3rd.
>>68033741
damn
she looks like the type of girl that enjoys an apple pie a la mode mcflurry
>sharks getting dominated
>1-0
Lmao pongs have no chance once the sharks show up
>>68033758
>this butthurt about getting absolutely dominated by a Canadian
you should be used to this tbqh
>>68033691
Penguin with the most career points: Jagr
Shark with the most career points: literally laughably irrelevant
>>68033826
>if the sharks show up
ftfy
>>68033814
Naw 3-0 is still worse
>>68033826
>tfw they never will
>>68033824
she looks more like she puts burgers inside of burgers and dips her fries in ice cream
>>68033777
San Francisco is Chinkanese you gay retard
You're still a worthless piece of shit and I'd fucking end you
>>68033826
>desperate acrobatics by Jones keeping this from being a 5-0 game
>just like last game
Jumbo Joe is already planning which set of clubs to use, you can see it in his face
>>68033786
they had the easiest path, the kings and the preds, the blues did all the heavy lifting really and were to tired by the time they got to the sharks
>>68033826
>showing up
so 20 shots instead of 15?
so... this is it, right? the sharks won't come back from this?
i can just skip the 3rd period?
>>68033795
>>68033747
I don't see how you can say a movie of this caliber is overrated. It depends on the many cuts you can watch which are all entirely different
>>68033879
the biggest threat to the shorks got jewed out before round 2
>>68033873
I'll go and put him out of his misery if he manages to shork this one
>>68033861
Jackets got fleeced. Joey is a #1C, while Jones is barely a top pair.
sharks pls
>>68033893
you can just skip the rest of your life desu
>>68033870
>there are people who don't dip their curly fries with extra seasoning in a swirly frosty
>>68033893
yes, and also games 3 and 4
>>68033893
>score is 1-0
>skipping a period
i mean yeah if you're retarded
Is the age of the goalie dead?
The conference finals was entirely backups and nobodies.
Basically the fullbacks of hockey.
You should never pay a goalie more than 2m a year
>>68032788
> Salt
> Philadelphia "All American" Kessel the God Savior of Hockey euthanizes the Sharks.
>>68033938
We call them adults
>>68033879
thats exactly what they said about the clots and it went to game 7
>Toronto is paying Pittsburgh for Bill to win the cup and Conn
LITERALLY KEKS
If Elliott Friedman has a wife, she definitely cheats on him
>>68033872
>mad as fuck
>unironically living in a chink shithole
>team's getting swept
>on-air commentators are openly wondering how this team made it to the SCF
>shorks
>>68033906
>muhh cyberpunk
Movie was 5/10. The hype it gets is crazy retarded
>shorks need a PP to break double digit SOG
My fucking sides. Power play babies getting fucking exposed
>>68033938
>wendys
>that shitty pepe
wew
>>68033906
Not even as good as Running Man LMAO
>>68033949
It's a meme year lad, watch as murray goes full ward
>>68033949
You dont know how many times I tried and failed to convince fellow habs fans that we need to fix the team instead of hoping Price is healthy.
>>68033976
>on air commentators openly wondering how the sharks got to the finals
Kek is this really happening? Went to go grocery shopping for a bit
>>68033949
Not sure about Jones but Murray and Vasilevski are two of the highest touted goalie prospects.
>>68033953
>adult means you can't enjoy things any more
let me guess
you drink your coffee black and don't add hazelnut creamer?
>>68033984
i only have a maximum of 20 pepes in my folder
i don't have any new stuff
>>68033985
Running Man is pure undiluted kinography.
Blade Man is the ultimate pleb detector.
>>68033957
SAY IT WITH ME
>laffs
>>68033976
>lol u mad xD
Are you gonna say that to yourself when you inevitably shoot your zipperhead?
I hope so!
There is nothing you say or do that will change the fact that you are and always will be nothing. I will ensure that
>>68034014
Adult means you grow the fuck up and act like a man you fucking worthless pussy
And they said Minnesota wouldn't get the cup.
>>68034027
>mad
>at being mad
THESE ARE THE PLAYERS WITH AS MANY SHOTS AS LUCA SBISA THROUGH 40 MINUTES IN GAME 2 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINALS
1) MARLEAU - 0 SHOTS
2) THORNTON - 0 SHOTS
3) COUTURE - 0 SHOTS
>>68034012
It was. Shit was hilarious
>>68033085
kek, me too.
>canacucks cant even handle engine sound in their truck
what a bunch of pussies
>>68034010
>tfw another low risk offseason
Do androids dream of getting BTFO???
>>68034050
>Becoming a boring lifeless waste of skin of a human
That's cute.
>>68034050
>hahaha wow, this person has different tastes than mine, what a PUSSY
>meanwhile, let me drink some fucking TAR haha!
>i'm such a badass!
>>68034050
>enjoying tasy things and not giving a fuck about others opinions isnt manly
wheres your pussy at?
>i will ensure that
how you fucking autist?
>>68034027
>this helpless fury
>this impotent rage and hatred
>this unquenchable asspain, watching his joke team get humiliated as they choke YET AGAIN
Why are you so angry at me, friend? I didn't make your pathetic "team" so shitty
>>68034121
Correct.
Got a problem, you bitch?
>>68034114
>NOMINEE
>>68034121
>person
going a bit too far there, funbuns
>>68034132
>youre mad
Im actually content in knowing that you'll hang yourself. I'll toast with your failures of parents on the post-birth abortion.
Ill be waiting :)
>>68034085
Aaawwwww.....
>>68034133
>5 cost 7/5
jesus christ
Just a reminder to report all Kessel posters as they are reddit invaders.
I haven't watched enough hockey to know whether the Pongs are getting enough calls to affect the game, or whether things like the missed high stick in Pavelski's face are outliers. I know enough about floorsqueak to know when it's happening, but not yet about furpuck.
I'm trying to gauge whether the Shorks are shorking this badly - or the Pongs playing this well - all by themselves, or whether they're getting additional help from the refs.
>>68034183
>mad
>at bill
>>68034173
Fair enough, bro!
But until that day happens, we'll just have to settle for watching the shorks get swept :^)
7 more periods to go!
>shorks
>>68034010
>implying we shouldn't package Price and Markov and make moves to get Justin Brown
Both of their glass knees can fuck right off I don't care how good they are.
>>68034183
>posting a random teenage girl
Yeah bill posting is the real problem
>>68034194
We cry refpuck a lot but it's pretty much always the right calls.
>>68034183
>>>/tv/
you pedo fuck
>>68034183
yo reddit
>>68034213
>if im passive aggressive he'll never suspect how mad i am
Quite the contrary, my dear cuck
RIP in peace
>>68034220
That's the qt receptionist at my psychiatrists office that I went out with yesterday.
Name's Jen.
Please kill this Pens.
>>68034237
Why did you greentext the first bit?
>shorks
>>68034226
>he says just after the shokes get denied a PP due to a clear high stick
Playoff officiating is WWE as fuck. Doesn't matter what the teams are.
are jones, burns and hertl the only ones who give a shit on the sharks? lmao
Post your rare cryin' joes.
>>68034194
The penguins are just flat out outplaying the sharks m8. The refs aren't why the penguins are out shooting the sharks by 15
>>68034264
You dont tell me what to do pussy
>>68034014
>adding shit to your coffee
>getting cucked by your own coffee
>>68034137
literally retarded
>>68034237
You sound really mad and edgy
>>68034286
Stop being a jokester
>>68034268
Hey I'm only stating the facts, trade them when they're worth something. Price has had a buttload of season ending injuries now and Markov is one hit away from retirement. Building around them is foolish.
>>68034286
Kind of like when the sharks clearly had 6 men on ice :^)
>>68034301
>liking your coffee black
>just like how your wife likes her men
>>68034292
>cryin' joes
>rare
>>68034255
Yeah, sure.
>>68034297
>literally can't stop replying
>p-pussy
>this level of wit and banter
How drunk are you right now, friend?
Trying to drink away the pain? it won't work lmao
>shorks
what were those shitty red jerseys
>>68034335
then post one faggot
>interwebs
>>68034255
Sure you did bro. Is that why the image is a google away?
>>68034334
joke's on you, i'll be dying alone
>>68034334
>>68034301
>Drinking coffee
>Not just snorting coffee grounds
Your game is weak
>>68034322
Markov has literally no value and should end his career as a hab after next season and then transition to defensive coaching with the team, and trading Price is fucking stupid while he's still on such a favourable contract. Especially if you're hoping to get a scrub who was just stripped of of his captaincy in return. What are you even talking about?
>>68034327
You mean when the pens had 6 men on the ice just before the goal and didn't get called for it?
>muh refs haven't affected the game
>>68034372
>>68034388
Lmao kill yourself faggot. Bet you think that wasn't delay of game on martin either
https://streamable.com/soar
TOP KEK
>>68034334
>google that girl
>she just spouts memes all day
>people actually appear to take her seriously
lel wat
Was that a shork dindu?
Thank you based pipe.
>>68034366
I meant she looks like her, it's not actually her dingus
>its a penguins play like crap all third period because they have the lead episode
Please stop playing this episode
>>68034296
The Pongs are clearly the better team tonight, but the question is whether the Pongs are this much better, or whether the refs are helping them.
In floorsqueak that's how they'll keep one team from getting back in the game, subtle calls (or no-calls) to make sure the team that's down can't get any momentum.
Said another way, I'm trying to learn whether NHL is WWE for Eskimos the way that NBA is WWE for black people.
>>68034349
Cuckadians
Literally no teams in playoffs
Cucked by the red white & blue weinie
>OH Cuckada!
>>68034418
>underestimating the power of memes
>>68034418
She actually lives in Surrey.
A white nationalist who hates non-whites.
Living in Surrey. A city with 80% Pajeets.
She's only like 19 or 20 too or something.
>>68034438
yea ok
>>68034349
>replying when there's no reason to
Kek. I get the last word in, pussy. There's no wit and banter. I fucking own your subhuman ass. You're here because you are nothing and compensating
I am everything
Matt Murray is my new favorite player.
it's like the guy has Xanax in his veins he's so unshakable.
>>68034413
>mad
>at getting told
>>68034480
You're just jealous
>wake up
>HBK line at it again
how many sticks have broken during one-t's this series already?
>>68034461
>when you've got rekt and have no further replies
>>68034503
>jealous I'm living in a 99% white city with no Pajeets
ok
>>68034493
Shoulda seen him last year on the baby pens holy shit bro.
So how long do you think it's going to take for Bettman to refpuck this series to a game 7? This game? Game 4? Just give up and not bother because the Shorks shorked?
>dat stick
lmao
>>68034493
He's the calmest 21 (just turned 22) year old rookie goalie in the Stanley Cup playoffs that I've ever seen.
>>68034480
Is she single?
Can you hook a nigga up, Wei?
>>68034529
>living in whogivesafuck, saskatchewan
Why do sticks break so easily when no other sport has equipment that malfunctions this often? Couldn't they be made out of something stronger or would that not let players bend them enough
>>68034421
HOL UP
>keknada
>>68034454
Refpuck doesn't change the fact the sharks are getting outshot 2:1 in almost every period.
I'm out, gonna grab late dinner with the qt and watch the rest of the game with a beer
later /hoc/
>shorks
>>68034485
>swept
>in the Finals
>can't even get a shot on Murray
>shorks
>>68034529
So much jealousy of blonde attractive women
>>68034480
wew lad
Too bad she's so fucked, she's pretty qt
>>68034561
lmao
>>68034454
tbqh the level of WWE in the NHL is nothing like it in the NBA, just curious m8 you trying to really get into hockey?
Your at the bar and this guy comes over and slaps your cheeseburger on the buns, what do?
>Kippers will never give you a handy under a table at a sushi bar in downtown vancouver
>>68034529
what's it like bringing your city's demographic down a percentage, Jackie Chan?
>>68034579
unless the refs are playing favorites
>>68034561
i dunno, get a twitter and talk to her
>>68034583
>proud of her race
>hates everyone else
>fucked
???
>>68034580
>he's still replying
Lmao, pussy
Gonna cry because i called you pussy? Lol, STAY MAD
>>68034590
Feed it to him then tell him he can have one for each goal he scores
>>68034590
tell him i saw randy carlyle over there and then spit on his cookie
>>68034580
Tell your mom I said Hi
>>68034590
give him my cheeseburger and buy him 8 more for each goal
>>68034539
I'd say they'd have more reason to refpuck for Crosby. If the Sharks win Thornton and Marleau will just retire, but if the Pens win the league can talk about the resurrection of its face player all offseason - and all next year too.
>>68034594
>implying
she's more of a fingerblaster m8
>>68034590
I ask him why his mom lets him have two wieners.
Does Bill become the 8th non-Canadian to win Conn Smythe?
>>68034596
Haha what? That reply doesn't even make sense. I don't think you know what refpuck means.
>>6803458
>eat and date
how do you do those both things with your hand at the same time?
>>68034667
men can dream
>>68034667
>Cuckadians
>>68034667
No way, the PHWA votes on that shit m8, they hate Kessel
Murray gets it imo
>CBC dickriding shittsburgh like they were riley reid
not surprising but its cringey as fuck
Win muh Cups
>slaves
>cucks
Pick one.
AIDS BLOOD
>>68034494
>mad
>at the penguins shitting on the sharks
kill yourself lad
>>68034700
>faces considerably less shots than every opposing goaltender
>MVP of the playoffs
Just because Fleury is shittier doesn't make Murray MVP.
>>68034708
>riley reid
Confirmed basement loser
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFPUCK
>"another FORTUNATE non-call for the pittsburgh penguins"
Even the announcers are calling out refpuck.
>>68034708
>23 years
Who else are they gonna root for?
How can you even defend this refpuck the man is literally bleeding.
No call
Fucking shorks though
>ctrl+f "deleted"
mmm
>>68034764
>man
>americaitlyns are still triggered and starting /int/ fights
Just calm down lads
>>68034745
What non call? Low sticking? Kek
>>68034789
>Cuckadians
>>68034735
Have you been watching? Or do you have absolutely zero hockey knowledge?
>>68034741
>this projection
Pens are due. The posts have made better saves than Jones this game.
>sharks cant even control the puck for more than a minute and a half
>MUH REFPUCK
WEW lads
>Another furry movie
Fuck this gay earth.
>>68034708
funny
>>68034826
strike a nerve in your shit porn taste?
>wongs fan
>son decides he's a pens fan
>they're gonna win the fucking cup
dammit.
>>68034708
>Shorts doing literally nothing well through 2 games
Yeah, well, are they supposed to lie?
Will Jagoff Joe Thornton do ANYTHING this series? He is so overrated never understood why anyone wants him to win a cup.
>Shorgs
>>68034813
He seems to think a .960 sv% isnt impressive so I'd go with both
>>68034811
nice! dubs AND your age wow
>>68034813
>saved by the post at least 3 times
>announcers even joking about it at several points in the game
>faces barely any scoring chances
>MVP
If you honestly think Pittsburgh couldn't win with 90% of starting Goalies in the league you are delusional.
Fucking Neuvirth could come in and win with the way Pittsburgh is playing. Thats not MVP material.
>>68034861
I hope you're living in or around Pittsburgh, not acceptable for your son to do that otherwise tbf
>>68034887
you're actually fucking retarded. Murray straight up carried the pens through the caps series
Is Jumbo Joe Gherkin elite?
SJ getting some point shots now.
>>68034877
>23 years
>>68034887
>tfw Fleury falls into that 10%
>>68034901
>implying its actually his son
At least this is what sveden hopes
wakey wakey pissburgh
Put in Tom Barrasso.
>>68034887
Yfw Murray wins Conn Smyth over Bill
>>68034866
>thinking a save % on barely any shots is happening because of skills and not because of the MVP candidates playing in front of him
lel, nice hockey knowledge
>>68034861
>Not punishing your son for being a bandwagoner and family edgelord
How many sons does your wife have?
Thorton is overrated as fuck
so... are the Shokes actually gonna put shots on net or...?
>>68034938
>muh pissburgh
>about to sweep in the finals
OIAMAFFIN
Weather this storm, Pens.
>ccm skates with a tuuk holder
for what fucking purpose?
>Be Joe Thorton
>held up against boards by someone who already won a cup and is btfo your team on your first cup attempt in your long sad career
>knock his helmet off bc upset :'^(
This series proves the Western Conference is shit tbqh lads
man refs really giving murray an easy night
what a bunch of faggotry
>>68034926
>tfw fleury single handedly dragged us through the first half of the season when everybody else played like garbage and niggas is still talking shit
>crosby trolling thornton
Is joe gonna start crying again
>>68034913
and he's got carried through every other series by the better players in front of him.
Face it kid, he's not MVP on this team.
You're wrong, and ignorant.
>>68034955
Crosby is more likely to get it if Kessel doesn't.
>muh GWG
>muh face off wins
>muh assists
>Shorks are literally going to get swept in the Final.
>Teams that go up 2-0 in the Stanley cup Final are 33-3 in those series
RIP in peace Shorks
>>68035008
>11 whole minutes
>in a stanley cup finals game
>>68035001
Eastern conference > Western conference > Canadian teams
kek ice the puck some more shorks
This series has been so fucking boring
>>68035036
>the sharks are 0-10 when down 0-2 in a series
>>68034901
>>68034931
>>68034960
He's 6. Says he likes Penguins the animal, so he likes the team. We live in Oklahoma, so I could understand him digging the Stars, but god, why the pens?!
>>68035043
Eastern conference > Western conference > Leafs > Canadian teams
>>68035051
game one was bretty gud 2bh
>>6803499
Maybe he didn't like the Vapors, nexus, or supremes? I personally love the jetspeeds, and those will definitely be my next set.
>>68035066
Lemieux dubs confirms your son is not a faggot, unlike you
>>68035070
Go to bed Sundin
Laffs are garbage
SHORKS ARE GOAT
PENS ARE FAGS LOL
>>68035073
>being one of the three shit-tier teams not to close it out
LMFAO
>>68035066
Sit him down and tell him what kind of a loser animal penguins are
Holy shit, Joe looks dead. JUST.
>>68034589
I dunno that I'd say I'm trying to get into it, since like baseball the only time guys seem to play hard is in the playoffs, but I'd definitely like to be able to appreciate the subtleties of the game more than I do.
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what the fug was murray doing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SHITTSBURGH CHOKEGUINS
fuggggggg
DONSKOI
>pongs
Need a new thread for OT
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>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
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SHIT TEAM
BTFO BY CHOKERS
LOL
LEL
SHARK DOUBTERS BTFOOOO
ARE WE OT BOIS?!?!
>PONGS
>canadian goaltending
>/hoc/
>wrong about everything
pick both
SCAR
shorks will shork
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
>it was 1-0
Is Deboer retarded? Polack is a sack and hes been out there for like every defensive faceoff.
SHORKS
murray = SHIT GOALER
>>68035158
looks like it
>>68034856
>pick a well-known porn star for your joke
>some autist tries to use WHY-style memes like I'm not an OG
you got dat mo now SJ, keep it going, don't play for OT. ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
Thornton getting away with a hook there
Uh oh pongs
>>68035133
>backup canadian
>MVP
Pick one
>people in this thread were arguing that Murray could be MVP
>>68035176
fucking laffs fag
SHARKS
SHARKS
SHARKS
>>68035173
Well your dumbass GM gave up 2 second round picks for him, coach has to play him m8
Last digit is how many OTs there will be in this game
>>68035202
Meme Magic strikes again!
>>68035118
i truthfully believe that if they played like they do in the playoffs all year for a full 82 games rosters would be decimated
Dubs for dub ot
pongs are fucking done, theyre not even competing anymore
>>68035195
>OG
pic related, it's one of the very first why.jpg's saved
>>68035214
If anyone on the Penguins gets it, it's Murray. Not that I agree with it but it's the most likely outcome.
>>68035233
Last time i got 3 i was correct with sharks vs perds
>get comfy fellas
>NO CALL
>>68035036
2011 Canucks
2009 Red Wings
1971 Black Hawks
>>68035214
Pens:Kessel
Sharks:Couture/Pavelski
>>68035287
He sold that so hard tho
Bill with the blistering 55 mph wrist shot from the blue line
>>68035287
>literal love tap
>holds his face like he'd just kurt cobain'd
>>68035339
Welcome to penguins hockey
>>68035372
Are they the Brazil of hockey?
>>68035249
You'd be hard pressed to find people who know anything about hockey who would disagree with you tbqh.
Hell, as we've seen just in the playoffs, teams run out of gas just playing all out every night for 13/14 games, ala the Preds the Stars and the Blues.
>>68035249
>>68035414
I completely agree, trying to play a full season flat out would be like trying to spring a marathon - nobody would make it to the end.
But without a deeper appreciation of guys just skating around (I can't skate at all, so there's no way to translate my own experience in a game to watching higher levels) watching during the regular season just ends up making me wish it was playoff time.
Tango down.
>>68035409
>Not the Italy or France of hackey
But hey, they've still won the cup.
