OFFICIAL SHARKS @ PENGUINS GAMETHREAD #3
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>>68035238
>shorks
They said
Sharks in 5
pens are booing their team lol
it's emptying out now
HOW MUCH REFPUCK CAN THE SHORKS GET?
HOW MUCH REFPUCK CAN THE SHORKS GET?
HOW MUCH REFPUCK CAN THE SHORKS GET?
HOW MUCH REFPUCK CAN THE SHORKS GET?
>>68035233
Triple OT confirmed
why do the pongs get a one goal lead then just stop playing?
Who /stateofhockey/ here?
>>68035279
Swept in 5
So the butthurt intposter is a shorks fan?
lel
>pongs trying to flop in the dying seconds of regulation
>Pongs """"""""""""fans""""""""""""""" complaining about no calls
Disgusting.
These niggers are literally hitting the fucking Pens in the face and no penalties
>>68035290
theyre booing the no call you stupid faggot
Crosby will score next.
>>68035290
Cantpucks fans booed their team all year, that is the few that actually showed up
dat light contact lmao
DIVE
DIVE
DIVE
DIVE
>>68035238
Who scores next?
Even = Snorks
Odds = Pongs
>mcguire and healy in a tiny booth together
i feel bad for anyone in the immediate area of that
Shorks cant win without refs
All fucking playoffs long
>>68035329
got my money on couture
>>68035336
>>68035336
DELETE THIS
>>68035336
Yesssssssss
>>68035331
>booed their team
uhh... no...?
the rog is quiet as fuck
there's no booing
>>68035238
dubs for double OT.
>>68035336
>pongs
>>68035306
>this post
>this game
>>68035355
>thinking apathy is better
I get that chinks are emotionless but Cmon
shoiks finally showing up eh
Matt Murray can't handle this anymore
His feet hurt
>>68035356
retard
[spoiler]observe[/spoiler]
why does burns check players with his back? he does realize that someone is going to have their elbow out and end his career right?
8 for Pavelski double OT winner.
>>68035344
u wot
pongs are clearly bettman's pick
>>68035356
Triple OT has already been confirmed by dubs m8
>>68035312
Dubs and Marleau scores on a cheeky wrister
Last two digits decide where this game places on the longest OT game chart
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtime_(ice_hockey)#NHL
52-99 means ends in single or double OT
00 means players die of exhaustion
>>68035238
>bean between the meme benches edition
>pongs stopped playing the last 10 minutes sub edition
>>68035388
wew
>>68035388
Yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss
>>68035195
Ill take that as a yes
Kessel/Thornton
i love stick puck
>>68035388
>double 8's
bueno
>>68035401
impressive, very nice
KESSEL POSTING IS REDDIT CANCER AND SHOULD BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY
KESSEL POSTING IS REDDIT CANCER AND SHOULD BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY
KESSEL POSTING IS REDDIT CANCER AND SHOULD BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY
KESSEL POSTING IS REDDIT CANCER AND SHOULD BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY
Do your part anons.
>shark cucks start showing up out of nowhere
my fucking sides
Maybe the Sharks should try putting 6 men on the ice again. Refs aren't calling it.
>>68035388
Dub 8s confirm pavelsky but it will be in triple OT
>>68035401
History in the making?
>>68035410
what the hell does wew mean? so far ive just assumed its just another word for kek.
>>68035436
this thread is 99% shitpost friend
So far digits confirm this will be the longest overtime game ever and will be ended by Pavelski
>>68035401
Yes please
are there actually any gay people in this thread?
long time kings fan here, san jose fucking sucks. howd they get to the stanley cup finals?
>>68035484
I'm gay for your butt
>>68035401
Fuck no I have to go for a late night run.
crosby or malkin will score
last two digits is the jersey number of the winning goal scorer
>>68035464
Not even close.
It's supposed to be like an overwhelming sound you idiot
>>68035484
You
>star of the game
>the goalpost
the NHL put magnets in the puck guys
>>68035464
It basically means somethings ridiculous
Like
>canadians claiming to be superior
Wew
Quads for sharks
>>68035413
we need a cure for autism
>>68035388
game decided.
>>68035401
welp, i guess ill go to sleep now
i'm getting too old for this shit
>>68035325
Uhh.. Kinda like Pavelski in the 2nd got high sticked and no call? Go back to your hole homer.
>>68035464
"oh boy"
from wew lad
>>68035430
eh... what the fuck is that?
quads for pens
>>68035484
I'm gay for busting loads in raw wet pussy
>>68035325
This
Online stream link? please
>>68035519
You mean for pens
quads for shorks
LMAO SHARKS
Are penguin fans always this butthurt?
>>68035513
what? like whew?
>>68035388
PRAISE KEK HE WILLS IT! THE MEMES WILL BE DONE!
>>68035313
They always do turtle when they have the lead for a long time. They try to play prevent defence, and end up screwing up badly.
>>68035555
BASED
>>68035464
Wew lad
>le triplets
>le HBK line
Hate this shit.
>>68035555
WITNESSED
>>68035464
Usually spelled whew, it's basically a sigh of relief or of exasperation. Spelling is streamlined for memeing
>>68035555
WITNESSED
>>68035555
meme magic has spoken
>>68035555
haha shorks btfo
>>68035539
I'd prefer the refs call anything, at least they'd have a fucking reason to be there
>>68035555
HOLY SHIT YES
If double digits OT ends in less than 3 minutes
>>68035555
i hate you but respect
>>68035588
ok, i thought it might be this as well
allow me to be the first to say FUCK PIGGSBURGH in this thread
>>68035555
Holy shit, I did it...
>>68035555
>fug DD:
>>68035325
I can't believe no interference call when Sheary got laid out w/o ever even having the puck.
>>68035555
>quads confirm
thya shorks
>>68035325
>goon it up for 2 periods
>act like innocent victims in 3rd
get fucked
>>68035613
>>68035587
This bitch looks like garbage.
I bet you don't even /s/ you shit for brains
>>68035652
>goon it up
>sharks leading in hits
kek
woooah
so le ebin repeating digits
it's like this stuff doesn't happen all the time
>>68035401
Fugging fug it's 6 in the morning already :{DDDDD
>>68035635
>talking about your own get
don't
>being a faggot
you are
>>68035555
>>68035674
>implying hits are gooning it up
fuck off back to apehoop nigger
>>68035672
What's /s/
Fuck bros, summer classes started this week and I have a 300 word essay due tomorrow that I haven't even started.. How fucked am I /sp/?
>mfw its getting pretty windy where i am and the tv fucks up and tells me theres something wrong with the satellite.
>about to go into OT
>nearoutrage.jpg
>its back on
trips for shorks
>>68035709
A board in this website. Go there
>>68035713
hows highschool?
god i hate mike millbury
and that nigger who calls the net the cage
how the fuck did NBC keep the rights to the NHL?
this is the worst broadcast in sports
>>68035388
>>68035401
Pavelski in 6th OT confirmed.
>>68035587
>invader zim tat on her snatch
no, no, no, no, no, nope
>>68035718
> not cable
Shorks trips
>>68035555
THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68035709
A board for beautiful women, naked women, big tits, skinny babes, high test.
Get some taste dog.
>>68035677
Kippers, m8
You've only gone and got dubs
>>68035724
>4chan for porn
>porn
No thanks
>people come into hockey threads and complain about Canadians
That's like going to America and complaining about niggers and fat people
>>68035721
You mean for pens (round 2)
>>68035707
stay mad the penguins are dominating your little shit team
San Jose digits
>>68035238
get fucked princesses. sharks are gonna take your home advantage
>>68035713
300 words is nothing.
I have 200 karma due and I haven't even made am account yet.
>>68035724
>>68035751
Honestly I've never been on any board except /sp/ I just assumed everything else was some faggot INdonesian animation board shit
>>68035555
YASSSSSSS
>>68035739
Who says it has to be the sixth?
It could be 13 OTs
>>68035755
HMM
>>68035767
>>68035555
Damn off by 10. oh well ill take my quads
>>68035707
>My hateboner for the Pens is clouding my ability to think about straightforward statistics
captain america OT winner
Pens should have fired Tocchet when they fired Johnston. PP is abysmal. But he's part of Lemieux's inner circle so we're stuck with it.
Fucking overtime for fuck sake I have to get up in the morning.
>>68035781
Please tell me that's a widespread internet joke and not your actual assignment
>>68035771
>give up the tieing goal with 4 minutes left
>going into OT
>"dominating"
this is what piggsburgh fans really think
>>68035739
>one of the "stars" for San blowgay
>doing literally fuck all
you can only choose one
>>68035781
^ one karma for you
Why does Rogers think that Vancouver is "half a world away"?
>>68035781
I don't believe that is real.
>>68035764
nice teams ya got in da playoffs derr, oh how bout them stenleecups?
>>68035793
Guess the God of dubs was watching over us
Now check 'em
>>68035782
>he hasn't made /tv/ his home board since mods ruined /sp/
mfw faggots talking about having to go to bed when it's only 1:05 am
>>68035805
dude when that predators game went to triple overtime I stayed up for the whole thing and had like 3 hours of sleep lol
still worth it
>>68035782
Get out more nigger.
Where do you think I get all my pictures?
I don't even homeboard this place anymore, it's been kill for over 2 years.
/tv/ is the new /sp/
>>68035813
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
>You will never be femdomed by Kippers
>>68035817
>out shot
yeah, dominating
sharks cucks on suicide watch after this OT loss
>>68035825
because it's in China
>>68035782
I went on /b/ at first. I've since moved on to /pol/ and /sp/, once in a while /sci/
>>68035804
It really does pay to be an inferior plug playing on a line with a star
I bet Kessel helps Bozak get traded to the Pens this offseason
>>68035841
6am here, game started at 3am.
>>68035833
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
E
A
C
H
M
E
Y
O
U
R
W
A
Y
S
oh shit slayer playing overhead
>>68035781
>>68035813
im not him but im like 20% sure its just a joke but there are some fucking retarded ""professors"" out there.
even if it is just a joke it still rustles my jimmys.
Sharks win check em
SHORKS in 5
>>68035813
Dude I only started posting here again recently after a long hiatus and even I know that's a meme
RAINING BLOOD! FROM A LACERATED SKY
>>68035871
>metal
>>68035867
how many ES deep are you?
>>68035852
>home team winning both games at home
>suicide watch
do you even sports?
>>68035880
>>68035889
Fucken
>>68035813
>widespread internet joke
teenagers out now
>>68035903
0, the heat from the sun is keeping me up. That motherfucker shouldn't shine in here.
>>68035904
>"experts" were picking the sharks to sweep
yeah, shorks getting exposed, why are you so mad?
>>68035899
every other stadium plays Metallica
whoa and a Danzig song this guy rules
>>68035904
Shorks play worse at home
>>68035762
It's not porn, it's beautiful women.
If you can't get off on beautiful women you're basically a low test fried brain numale.
Go watch brothalovers or something you degenerate
>>68035846
More like 4 years
>getting four wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow morning
>staying up watching da game
>>68035939
MOTHER
IF YOU WANNA FIND HELL WITH ME
>>68035934
>heat
>sun
>finland
proxy?
>>68035841
Yeah we dont all live off neetbucks you fucking basement hobgoblin
do they get a separate time out in OT?
>>68035939
>39
>Danzig
sp00p'd Tbqh
>>68035846
I only come here for a couple gamethreads
>>68035963
Fucking 26 celsius yesterday, literally dying.
>Shorks
Donskoi
>Pongs
Cullen
>>68035966
I don't think so.
LoveJoy must score
>yinzers in charge of counting to 5
>>68035966
no there's one per game dude
if they used it before already that's it
>>68035870
Only if you post your bum
>>68035984
Crosby and coture
I claim these trips for the shorks
>>68035981
[spoiler]take off your clothes ;-)[/spoiler]
SHEARY
>>68035984
lmfao nvm
SCAAAAAAAAR
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
I can't take this shit anymore
AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SHORK KEKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
GET FUCKED SHORKS
SID THE KID
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY
DAT LETANG PASS
literally who
>literally who
literally who
>literally who
literally who
>literally who
That was quick Shorks
OHHH FUCK YEAH BUDS.
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHO2KS
B
T
F
O
Fucking Christ San Jose will never win in OT
lol sheary
>shorks
>>68036000
>>68036007
FUCK KMS RIP IN PIECE GN
PENS PENS PENS
>>68035555
QUADS CONFRIM
>shorqs
PONGS sweep confirmed
SUCK MY FAT TITS SHAKS GET YINZ BROOMS
>It was tied
PENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ah fuck
2-0
We better win the next one
AND ELVIS HAS JUST
LEFT
THE BUILDING
Shorks gonna Shork.
ha ha time for blow jobs
>gg shorks
And we were all worried about a long OT
>foghorn
Why does literally EVERY team do this?
I don't even like San Jose, I just dislike Shittsburgh
2016 -- The Shorkening
>>68036071
that's the final horn, fuccboi
>>68036051
>Tfw i posted the quads and it happened
>mfw the Pens win the cup again
>you have to watch the p*ns win another stan lee cup
i dont think this semen-slurping """"""""""""sport"""""""""""" is for me
>shorks shorking
>pens sweep confirmed
The great shorkening of our time
>>68035555
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68036071
Fucking casual
>SHORKS
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>>68036074
AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE A LITERAL C U C K
Crosby is the best player in the league.
>>68036082
>mfw you are mad at nothing
>mfw your life is garbage
this series is fucking over
penguins in 4 to be completely fucking honest with you family in my honest opinion true bae 100
>>68035936
i dont give a fuck about the sharks
i just hate piggsburgh
hey is there an AHL game right now?
>>68036074
Pittsburgh is best city. Most bridges. Much sports champions.
Lets fucking go pens
SHEARY HEART ATTACK
>SH0-2RKS
>>68036074
I mean, thats nice senpai.
I don't like you.
>>68036071
Literally the GOAT sound when you're the home team
>>68036119
the fact that this needs to be said is insane
then again, half the retards here openly admit to not actually watching the sport
I think the pens will win in 4 but it won't be a sweep
Goddamn it's so nice to be a fan of a hated team.
better team won tbqh
I don't know why I ever believed the shorks could win this. They got my hopes up just so they could crush them in the finals. GG.
>>68036071
Go back to /nba/ pleb
>>68036129
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW FUCKING MAD ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
>>68036134
awwwwwwwww hershey got blown the fuck out at home
>people memed the poos for choking to the shorks
>shorks doing the exact same thing but worse
poos wouldnt have lost this hard desu
>>68035555
The statute of gold we shall build for you outside Consol Arena will be 5,555 miles tall.
>Phil Kessel has a legitimate shot at winning the Conn Smythe
I'm sure Bruins and Leafs fans are on suicide watch right now.
Best goal horn in NHL tbf
https://youtu.be/gFmjN9gn98w
>>68036159
>tfw my team is hated and we're not even good yet
HIlarious desu
Where the fuck is pavelski
>>68036074
None of your infrastructure the last 50 years would exist without our steel. Show some respect.
well at least we still have the warriors to watch
>>68036172
Fuck hershey. They are basically the capitals
Sharks deserve to be swept. They wouldn't even be able to handle the '98 Caps
>>68036185
but he doesn't fit on the Leafs nigga
t. leafs fan
>>68036198
Getting shut down by Letang
>>68036176
Toronto would destroy both these teams 2bh
>>68035555
I would walk 5555 miles to see the shorks choke
tfw Letang actually made a heads up play instead of just shooting it into someone's legs
>>68036204
...lose to the cavs
Finished that sentence for you
>>68036198
Or Joe or Burns or anyone
>muh beards
>>68035555
Quads called it.
CROSBY COORDINATED THAT ENTIRE PLAY
GOAT
>>68036198
Banging his stick on the ice like a bitch.
>>68036204
lebron will win one for da land
get fucked commiefornia scum
>>68036201
tbqhwy, they dont really make steel anymore
>Sharks Sweep in 4
>Sharks Sweep in 5
>Sharks Sweep in 6
>Sharks Sweep in 7
>>68036201
I only use Syracuse Crucible Steel, sorry
>>68036204
>implying legod isn't going to beat the memes and win one for da land
>>68036185
I laughed so goddamn hard when my cuckold father ( A make me laughs fan) was -pleased- with the Kessel trade. It's like, k. Thanks.
>>68036216
Everyone but the Leafs knew that, but to be fair, Kessel had fooled everyone into believing he was anything better then a 3rd line Winger.
>Sharks have to win 4 of 5
>>68036185
Not sure if meme post or not but the Kessel trade works out pretty well for both parties. With Kessel we wouldn't have won any of the lottery spots, and he would've wasted yet another year of his prime.
The Bruins didn't do poorly in that trade either, they should be on suicide watch for what they did with the pieces they got.
desu i want pens in 5 so they dont hoist the cup in enemy territory with mad commiefornias in the stands
>>68036222
>pic related
>>68036230
Why bill left off usa?
Does Turdtorella not wanna win?
>>68036222
HAHAH.
Please tell us more from your delusions, anon.
>0-4 in OT
I always forget Kessel was a Bruin.
>>68036185
>tfw my meme team has a cup and san jose is blowing their chance at theirs
so amazing to watch
>>68036193
Don't care if we're "good," if we can still get that sweet assrage whenever we beat other teams. That's what makes it so fun.
Also, NHL's in bad shape if the team up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals isn't any good
>>68036278
this fucking damage control attempt
>laffs
>>68036270
Looks like your dad's smarter than you, are you sure he's even your real dad?
>>68036225
What an ugly looking manchild
Doesnt he still live with mommy and daddy, despite making millions?
>>68036246
That's true but U.S. Steel is still responsible for so much of this country's current infrastructure. The jobs were just replaced by healthcare and banking.
lmao @ these bay area fags who thought they were going to win everything this year
>>68036326
>unironically thinking keeping Kessel would've been more beneficial to the Leafs than getting one of Matthews/Laine/Poopijarvi
I told you westcucks. Pings-Caps was the decider in who would win the cup. Those were some seriously hard fought games and it gave pgh the confidence and belief that they could win it all. Tampa stole games with their GK but thats all
>>68036353
Sharks have been unreal in SJ. Don't give up hope lad.
>>68036348
Can confirm he doesnt. I live just down the road from his parents.
This asshole wont even buy his parents a new house.
>>68036348
Pretty sure he's still living with Super Mario.
>>68036321
Wasn't saying the Pongs aren't good m8. Cool it and enjoy the win ya dumb yinzer
>>68036321
>confirmed retard
>>68036159
>tfw Pats fan and Broons fan
it's fun
>>68036396
During the season he does. In the offseason he lives in Nova Scotia
Pens choke it away the cup or nah ?
>>68036391
That's pretty pathetic.
Even Subban bought his parents a new house.
>being cheaper than a nigger
>>68036391
What a cryptokike
>>68036396
Kek'd
>>68036379
Looking at what the Leafs have done basically since 66, it really doesn't matter either way.
>Sheary and Rust with 2 goals
Literally who are these guys again?
>>68036396
wrong
>>68036458
WBS players kek.
>>68036225
Crosgod's fortune smiles upon us all.
Now *these* are the Shorks we've been waiting all playoffs to show up.
The Shorks will now have Shorked in every round of the Playoffs.
Can they get a Shork shaped Cup for that?
>Milbury has to compliment Letang
>mfw we win both our home games and this doesn't mean shit
Chill fa.m its hockey. Anything can happen and this team is too strong
Are the Predators elite?
>>68036532
Why not watch the CBC stream?
As a plus you get free Grapes.
>>68036537
Is green text for dreaming now?
>mfw our WBS players are dominating the Shorks
I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT
SHORKS LOSE THE THE GAMES IN THE DYING MINUTES/OT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68036552
M-maybe. I'm not giving up hope.
>>68036564
As a fellow NEPAfag please stop making fun of my Eagles
>>68036537
that's exactly what i told myself during the raps/cavs series
>>68036612
They're the Western Conference Capitals - that's how they make their collapses even more painful.
>>68036348
no, he lives in a mansion with his 11/10 gf who he probably empties his balls into nightly
>>68036447
that's a pretty shitty argument, if that were true then every team with a drought would just fold up.
>>68036677
>11/10 gf
I've literally never seen evidence he has a gf
>>68036705
Nah, because they at least have some modicum of success. The Leafs have been a dumpster fire for the better part of 50 years now man, they are essentially the Leaveland Browns of the NHL.
>evil winning every sport
FUCK
>>68036677
Pretty sure Lemieux is the man in that relationship anon. Hell he's probably blowing Mario on their way back to his mansion now.
>>68036800
but the >Shorks aren't up 2-0 in the series
We need more beard power
>>68036391
If my parents gave me a girl's name I wouldn't buy them a new house either
>>68036952
Instead they gave you a boy's name and they'd settle for someone who'd move out of the basement.
>>68036884
>We need more beard power
Not a good sign when the coach is basically hairless.
>>68036990
Did that when I left for college, keep projecting though
>>68036884
This. Shorks beard BTFO the sissy pongs beards. We must go further
>>68037058
I moved out at age 16 for /sp/orts. Then I tore my ACL. Oy vey, now I'm just a normal professional.
>>68036751
Hawks hadn't made the playoffs for many years and their Cup drought was 48 years heading into the season they won the Cup. Based on your logic none of their decisions should've mattered heading into that season
past failures don't impact future results
Amber Rayne never lived long enough to see her beloved team get fucked harder than she ever did :(
>>68037183
The biggest reason for the Hawks resurgence is they cheap as fuck owner died and his son came in and actually gave a fuck about the team.
You can't say the same about the leafs man. Its not from a lack of trying that the Leafs don't win. That what makes it so hard(well unless you dislike the Leafs) to see them fail because every move they make, every player they pick up is with the intention of bringing the Cup back to Toronto.
Why is Hockey a sport?
>>68037568
I love hockey desu
Why are the Penguins called penguins? There's no funnybirds in Pittsburgh.
SOG after two games:
>48
>71
>>68035954
you'll just be a drooling mess, buy puddin
>>68036731
Sid don't flash his shit around leaf faggot
