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UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/1: TUF Episode ?
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
THREAD THEME SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXygEJe5dw0
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68006488
NEWS:
>TUF Latin America 3 (Chuck Liddell and Forrest Griffin will be coaching, in the year 2017) cast revealed
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/31/11821906/the-ultimate-fighter-tuf-latin-america-3-cast-revealed-team-liddell-griffin-mma
>Garbrandt wants to fight Bryan Caraway at UFC 203
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/31/11820914/ufc-cody-garbrandt-calls-out-bryan-caraway-title-contender-fight-ufc-203-mma
>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic
>Melbourne, Cuckstralia
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/30/11812452/sadistic-voyeurism-punchy-ronda-rousey-ufc-blood-sport-unwelcome-melbourne-australia-mma
1st for Bisbong
This thread sucks and you suck
Danielle is crying on Twitter about Jon bullying him again.
>it's an OP tries hard but still makes a shitty Op episode
I hate reruns
>>68015511
Sorry bro, your OP's always look like a mess.
>>68015460
fucking kill yourself
>>68015531
True
They could be formatted in a more aesthetically pleasing way, but I'm not sure how I would go about doing that
>>68015460
>he didn't add the instagram post of jones telling DC he's balls deep in his head
>10 posts early
leave and never come back
Lol that chick in the OP
>>68015553
I can promise you posting the same awful format every thread isn't going to make it any better.
>>68015600
alright, i'll mess around with the format a bit
>>68015622
Atta boy
>>68015460
>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
wtf
After watching Hardy's analysis I kinda believe in Bisping now.
Also seems that UFC really want him to win, all the hashtags and promo vids all focus on him.
>>68015565
I made a webm last night
>>68015638
Her coach killed one of the robbers. The two others got away.
Updated rankings
>>68015460
>>68015460
that's more than staring
that's eye raping
>>68015638
it was a Holm job
preacher's daughter, assassin's niece
>>68015657
RDA BTFO
>>68015645
so james vick is 9-0, he seems pretty legit
is he a future contender?
>>68015701
Given time, he could be
Don't think he'll beat Dariush
Dariush was outstriking Chiesa their whole fight until it went to the ground, and even then he managed to do fairly decent until he got hasty and gave up his back
I think Dariush would beat Chiesa in a rematch
Vick got heemed by Chiesa in a TUF 15 exhibition bout
If he beats Dariush, though, he'll definitely prove that he has what it takes to be a contender
>>68015739
but vick finish ramsey nijem in like a minute and nijem finished dariush with strikes
>>68015749
dariush is hugely improved since the nijem fight.
>>68015685
Does cockhold have the best meme jitsu for a non Brazillian?
don't talk to me or my boy ever again
>>68015657
>Glover ranked higher than Gus
>>68015657
Why did Robbie move up?
Why are there even ties in the rankings?
Why did Valentina move up two spots?
Why are journalists so stupid
>>68015829
i think most journalists are complete retards cause they failed at covering another sport so just move into MMA, that's why they're all clueless fucktards.
what did Tito mean by this?
>>68015648
memes aside, DC is actually pretty cringe with this whole dick sucking thing, why does he continue to feed this..
>>68015657
>Robbie Lawler #5 P4P
>lost two of his last three fights
lmao
Be careful, /heem/.
>>68015918
Really? Hes not over exaggerating the meme, like I expected him to. DC has a degree of subtlety I did not foresee in him
>>68015983
Wonderboy is coming
Free Fights part 4
Fabricio Werdum vs Aleks Emelianenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyrfZa0g1r0
Soa Palelei vs Sentoryu Henry Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l-WCXI6xCg
Jens Pulver vs Duane Ludwig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-xc1zqx4go
Daniel Cormier vs Tony Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRubxyIURg
Rory Macdonald (at 16 years of age) vs Ken Tran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHgnWv0s5qk
Dominick Cruz vs a ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
Renzo Gracie vs Oleg Taktarov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASCNpdGp6PU
Takanori Gomi vs Hellboy Hansen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56YB8wgSnFY
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Denis Kang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRMizV434M
James Thompson vs Butterbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjep2b224Go
Don Frye vs Ruben Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP_yiSm7480
Gegard Mousasi vs Stefan Klever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXENWzEZJ8
Rich Franklin vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAn7xskFTpY
Jimi Manuwa vs Nick Chapman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrUmMzRCPag
>>68015657
>RDA ranked 6th overall
>Khabib memed all over that hue
>not even top 15
>>68016064
Khabib is the #1 contender m8
>>68015918
eh, it's funny. what really gets cringe is when a fighter is actually serious about believing his hype and his """grudges""" like Conard
>>68016064
P4P rankings are a marketing gimmick and ultimately meaningless. You will see them conveniently shift depending on what fights are coming up soon, I recommend paying them little mind.
>>68016095
Nah man it's way more cringey when fighters say 'lol nvm i was just selling le fight' like that means their words didn't count.
>>68016075
>Only beats RDA like 2-3 years ago
>Beats up nobodies
#1 contender
>>68016143
I agree, but that's only cringey when it's obvious that they're lying and they were actually serious before the fight.
DC and Jones do all of their shit with smirks on their faces, it's difficult to take seriously.
>>68016163
>Only beat the champion of the division easily
lol
>>68016163
What weightclass is Obama?
>>68016163
that's what the rankings say
>>68016220
I agree, and Matt Hamill should also be #1 p4p
>>68016241
Which is bullshit.
>Injured for two years
>Beat no one in the top 10
>Beat the champ 3 years ago
>Come off a win against a substitute teacher
>Be no 1 contender
>>68016255
Based Matt. Matt wanted the rematch too but Jones said no.
>>68016255
>>68016269
He's been on a 23 fight winning streak, and dominated all of his opponents, including the champion
None of his fights have been close
also
>Beat the champ 3 years ago
>Beat no one in the top 10
you're contradicting yourself
>>68016271
JESUS CHRIST MAYBE THE 12-6 ELBOW RULE ISN'T SO SILLY AFTER ALL
>>68016271
>elbows hitting him in the eyes
>only his eyes are that fucked up
i don't disagree with the dq desu
>>68015680
Rousey was right all along
>>68016163
RDA's win column is a who's who of overrated LW fighters.
>Donald Cerrone
total headcase, crumbles in big fights
>Anthony Pettis
can't get a win to save his life
>Nate Diaz
meme fighter, will never hold a title
>Benson Henderson
losing in Bellator now
>Jason High
literally in WSOF
Bet the house when Khabib vs RDA is booked, easiest money you could make
>>68016338
>you'll never be this much of a casual
A loss doesn't mean you're suddenly a bad fighter lol
>>68015645
Welcome to The Count's Levy! Bisping will defuse Luke.
>>68015869
he's been hit in the head just a wee-bit too many times?
>>68016338
funny thing is i'd favor cowboy over alot of guys that could beat rda.
but i think cote is a bad idea, it will basically be barao/stephans all over again
>>68016233
probably 170 if he cut. he's probably 180 something and he's like 6'2"
>>68016359
That's a long Welterweight. Wonderboy-tier
>>68016285
>Beat someone who wasn't a champ years ago and only is the champ because of a a fluke win
RDA is a nobody who happens to be a champ. He's weak. He's a terrible fighter.
>>68016338
194er please go.
>>68016370
anderson silva tier too
>>68016376
are you the same Spancuck that said Nate would beat Khabib?
>>68016376
I'm actually a Fight Night 88er thank you very much
>>68016417
frigg off greenhorn this forum is for lifelong fight fans
t. ufc 198er
Almeida comes out to a pretty cool song imo
https://youtu.be/Lr5G4-wVCe4
Post your walkout song
This gets me pumped and ready for war every time I hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOihQUGcDI
>The machine as a way to become succesful
>>68016522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yZycTxjoIQ
>>68016522
https://youtu.be/GT-wu7UN9-o
>>68016522
Do you do it for free? If you played that crap when fighting me you'd be in my guard so fucking fast.
Mines.True taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VBmHOYpV8
>>68016572
That's the point goof
It's designed to get into your head and make you rush at me
Nobody can take my counterpunches yeh
>>68016563
>coon tunes
r8 hassy's latest masterpiece
>>68015657
>beat #7
>become #7
Is this how the rankings work? Also, where's Barao in Bantamweight?
>>68016607
Anime is a shit tier artstyle and that girl (assumedly) isn't even good at it/10
>>68016549
mark hunt would destroy you in street fighter and csgo
>>68016618
it's not a girl
>>68016614
nope usually they usually just move you up down. it takes a few weeks for a loss to really kick someone down the ranks, but a loss and someone ranked 4 under you winning, can have them pass you
>>68016618
nah, it's a chubby gay japanese dude
>>68016605
>He has low-T
>>68016618
fuck you cunt
>>68016607
Brock would fuck them all up.
>>68016643
How cool would it have been to see Brock vs Fedor?
>>68016649
nice
actually all those faces are exploitable
>>68016633
Garbrandt went from unranked to #7 after beating Almeida tho
>>68016655
I think Bork would have rekt him pretty bad unless Fedor could snatch up an armbar from the bottom
>>68016614
Barao is a featherweight now, but it is interesting since they kept Bendo and Cerrone in lightweight when they announced to and have fought in Welterweight
>>68016655
Would've been cool. Real cool....
>>68016696
It's not that interesting, remember the rankings are more of a marketing tool than anything. When you put Barao in the co-main, it looks better when it's the #2 (BW) vs the #whatever guy at FW.
>>68016700
Maybe some things just weren't meant to be... like GSP vs Silva :(
>>68016742
Barnett vs Fedor too
fuggen Josh can't stay off the gas
Should Conor be above Cormier on p4p rankings?
>>68016802
I wouldn't say so, Conor's only UFC loss carries more weight than Cormier's and Cormier has the far better resume in terms of opponents.
>>68016817
and he's "defended" his belt
>>68016726
Yeah but now Barao is out at BW rankings completely
>>68016802
If Conor and DC were the same weight and had the same reach, do you think Conor would beat him?
>>68016836
No, Cormier is a wrestler who can actually hit hard and Conor is a just a datlefthand guy.
Danielle would literally murder Conor in every aspect.
>>68016836
If your aunt had balls shed be your uncle but its not the case
>>68016879
You could rephrase your question as: could Frankie beat Conor if Frankie and Conor had the same reach? Yes. Frankie is a wrestler who can actually hit hard and Conor is just a datlefthand guy. Frankie would literally murder conor in every aspect.
Better?
You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch. Let's hug it out.
>>68016853
If dc wasn't such a fat shit he could probably make lw
>>68016649
fkn saved brah
>>68016836
Conor has a longer reach than DC as it is
>>68016836
DC has the greatest chin in the UFC, Conor would have to take him to a decision or something
>>68016897
don't disagree desu
didn't read the post you were responding to
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
this "feature" of the site is absolutely retarded
>>68016961
>Conrad taking an >elite wrestler to a decision
It would be heem or die
>>68016978
That's a great image
>Bisping's son is a redditor
>>68017017
Do you think he's ever stumbled over here? He doesn't seem like the type to stray too far from normie social circles to me.
>>68017017
his youngest is heem for sure, telling his dad he is going to lose
new schaub finally came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJNXBwT_V7M
>>68017079
jealous of schaub?
>>68015460
>what would /heem/ do?
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050
>>68017178
no
not really
>>68017249
>turn up, tap out: the fighter
Bob Sapp would be proud
>>68017249
>that record
Stop immediately.
>>68017073
does anyone here actually listen to these in full whenever there's a new ep?
>>68017309
>luke thomas posting
https://youtu.be/M38Y1-3n_-g
>>68017073
Based Natty GOAT.
>>68017331
Everyone here does
>>68017350
>right on
What a legend
>>68017331
you dont?
>Submission (Punches)
>>68017411
>Verbal submission
>>68017331
nobody here does
Despite his loss, I thought he looked quite impressive and can't wait to see him again.
Can't say what his ceiling will be, but he seemed the sort to put on some spicefests in the near future.
>>68017450
is he the guy that literally ate a spinning shit on his liver last sunday?
>>68017455
Yes. Was a hell of a finish, iirc he actually ate two memekicks to the liver.
>>68017476
Decided to webm it. When first watching it I thought the first kick actually hurt him but it was the second one that finished him off, but now that I look at it again it seems that the punches had more to do with it than anything, but that second kick is still vicious.
>>68017455
yep
There you go,lads
>>68017537
a finish so nice it's worth watching twice
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/31/11821466/jeremy-stephens-on-win-over-renan-barao-he-didnt-have-the-cardio-to-keep-up-ufc-news
>"He's pretty tough, he took a lot of big shots tonight, shots I put guys out with," Stephens said in the post-fight press conference. "But yeah I feel like mentally I did break him in the Octagon, the game plan was to put it on him, go forward, pressure, pressure, pressure, and he didn't have the cardio tonight to keep up."
You know, both during the post-fight interview and beyond it Stephens seems to think that the fight wasn't all that close. Personally I think round 1 and 2 were pretty clear but that third round was up in the air. Hardly one sided imo.
>>68015685
Did Bisping get caught with the leg or did he just fall off balance and Rockhold took advantage of the situation?
>>68017692
Caught him right on the temple, fucked his equilibrium and that was that.
>>68017523
good man
>>68015622
>The city of Herbert Dean
>>68017692
he got caught with the leg which rocked him
see >>68017718
you can see a bit clearer in this replay
>>68017331
Everyone loves Schaub here, he's probably the only fighter we all universally support
pedro rizzo was a monster
>>68017830
>>68017821
I might be the only one who doesn't have a problem with that stoppage, Weidman was champion and undefeated, you don't stop it as quickly in that case.
really makes you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ1S04fbsDQ
>>68017830
I never saw any of his UFC fights, but it was really interesting listening to the Sherdog Lookback series where they went through every single UFC and finding out that they expected Rizzo to be a massive star and even paid him way more than anyone else, only for him to get derailed hard by Randy Couture.
I highly reccomend people listen to those podcasts by the way, they're fascinating because you learn about all the context and business stuff that went into the events, which is something you miss by just going back and watching them.
>>68017866
well he was running through ppl until he got to randy and he just didnt have the style to match up well with him
always fun to watch and murderous fucking leg kicks, brutal finish of dan severn with them
>>68017916
>:05 to :08
>>68015701
>>68015739
>>68015749
>le mma math
>>68016064
Why is RDA literally just a "free tee vee foighter"?
Why are his fights always on fox? He's a champion fgs. Seems to be just him, too
>>68017966
Hasn't got much personality and isn't particularly well known to American fans. I'm sure he'll get his spot on a BR card at some point.
>>68017916
>>68017809
>>68017816
How poofister even get in the UFC?
Pretty sure he was on TUF 14 or 15 and he didn't even win his elimination fight to get into the house, didnt look impressive and he got finished. How did he get on the roster?
>>68017850
I agree to an extent but an entire minute of full mount raining down elbows and punches unanswered is something else
cormier put on a striking clinic in this fight
would he be the heavyweight champion right now if he hadn't have cut down?
>>68018071
To be fair every time Herb Dean yelled FIGHT BACK he tried to do something at least, it's kind of like the Brock/Carwin dynamic where the guy was getting fucked up and it probably should have been called, but they still did enough for it not to.
I think Herb Dean realised that he probably let Rockhold take a few years off of Chris' career though, when Rockhold got top control again and started hitting Chris in the round after, Herb called it early if anything.
>>68018090
>>68017966
He doesn't draw at all, with Americans or Brazilians. Some champs no one gives a fuck about, was the same for TJ.
>>68018099
I agree.
>>68018128
Loved watching this manlet heem these tall fucks.
>>68018157
Time for Eddie to get the belt and ascend into Pen State bantz embassador status. Everybody laughed and tom cruised at me but I know for a fact that RDA is gonna get wrestlefucked for 25 (twenty-five) minutes with some one-two's inbetween a la Huerta's career end.
>>68018128
>tries to get on the fence
>realises he's too heavy to lift himself
>>68018216
I reckon if RDA can catch him then Eddie's getting hurt bad. I'm a big fan of Alvarez and would like him to win, but I see a ko coming, or maybe a sub after a knockdown.
>>68018128
Cormier is so fucking legit, I think he's got a solid shot to upset Jon, I just think Cormier gets too emotionally invested in this shit.
underrated fight here, recommend it if you havent seen it
anyone know if handsome will fight again?
>>68018346
>>68018419
wat miman used to be good
>>68018419
What have you got against sheems?
>>68018676
nothing, i was just meme'ing
>>68017850
False
Does anyone else cringe when Callen says to Schaub he could heem 99% of humanity because he's an MMA fighter?
All it takes is one punch, no matter if you are Mike Tyson or some hungry skelly weeb
>>68018756
Schuab is trah, I could beat him with a 6 week camp easily.
Not even memeing
>>68015983
Movement training is so goofy
>>68018691
Be careful.
>>68016064
>>68016075
WHERE DO I LEARN THIS? JUDO?
>>68018756
I revertedly cringe when Rogan and Schaub constantly bully Bryan and Bryan doesn't answer back with some quality banter because he basically doesn't know how to bant. Hell, he doesn't even know how to make people laugh. He is not even a meme. He is a just. A closeted homo. A what-if. A trigger. An obnoxious low-steem whose body language reveals insecurities and lack of self-confidence.
People like that shouldn't exist. Freedom of speech was a mistake. So he ended up partnering with a permaheemed bully football player to somehow cover all his repressed emotions.
A walking representation of the follower and the leader complex.
I think I made a point. Have some booty and forget about what you have just read.
>>68017825
Does he even fight anymore?
>>68018819
mandrama classes
>>68018888
I agree entirely
Callen is a horrible addition to both fight companions and TFATK because he not only knows nothing, he brings the other guys who actually know shit down with him into his well of retardation
He's not funny, not intelligent, and has no place among successful people like Rogan, Schaub, and Edjibrah
what happened to maynard?
has any fighter ever fallen off as hard as him?
did frankie delete his chin?
>>68018992
>Mariusz Pudzianowski under investigation for threats against refugees
>>68017591
Stevens picked him apart for the whole fight. It was clear who was the better of the two throughout all 3 rounds. Props to Barao for taking that punishment though
>>68018778
I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up
>>68018888
i cringed at your long ass post and uploaded porno image
who the fuck talks shit about someone more successful than them and saves porn? a shitskin asSpain useless cuck
>>68019386
Yeah nah get fucked, Barao won that first round handily.
>>68018756
It makes you cringe because you know it's true and you're too insecure to accept it
>>68019407
Be careful
>>68019427
Still lost the fight though son. Doesn't matter if during the first round he didn't get his ass kicked as bad as he did throughout the rest of it
>>68018888
This is way overthinking it, Callen plays his role well, if they just had a serious, informed MMA discussion podcast it would be boring as fuck. You can listen to that cuck Luke Thomas if that's what you're into
>>68019528
Well it refutes the notion he got his ass kicked the entire fight
>>68019528
It does if you just said 'It was clear who was the better of the two throughout all 3 rounds' considering that he won the first round easily and the third was quite close.
It's also quite telling that you think the victory means that Stephens is automatically the better fighter. I think the fight was characterised heavily by the size advantage, you could see it every time they were in the clinch.
>>68015899
I knew I liked him
>>68019549
Fair point maybe I should go back and rewatch it
>>68019558
>The better fighter
I think that's what a victory means mate
>>68015983
movement training was 2015 meme of the year. glad its over tbqh
Reminder that Schaub beat Arlovski.
>>68019614
>he doesn't mewvement train
even the Welterweight champ Carlos Condit does it dude
>>68019608
What I'm trying to say is that Barao lost not necessarily because he's less skilled than Stephens, but rather because he's undersized for featherweight.
It was a close decision, so I don't get why you're acting like Barao got rekt for some inane reason. Are you part of the ebin Brazil hate club?
>>68019636
100% fact, Schaub HW goat
>>68019662
>even the Welterweight champ Carlos Condit does it dude
>>68019669
but barao did get rekt, did you not see those bombs in the second round?
those shots broke barao
>>68019719
#BigDickBandits
>>68019765
>the way she holds him at 17 seconds
we of the black delegation want luke rockhold to be honorary black man. we'll give you white boys cormier AND mighty mouse
>>68019765
Stop making me hate myself.
>>68019765
>Wanting the D this bad on live broadcast
>>68019765
>>68019810
She would have literally squirted if Luke had been black.
>>68019765
>when you tap but she aint listening
I love how Rogan has a big home gym but all he does is kettlebell exercises.
>>68019957
Do you have a hidden camera in there?
>>68020106
No, you weirdo.
>>68020106
it doesn't matter what you want, it will eventually happen
>>68018888
He banged my 90sfu so he's forever alright in my book.
Dan Henderson will keep fighting until he is 67 years old
>>68020159
she looks like one of those half aboriginee hybrids you see down under sometimes
>>68020481
the dwarf prince has spoken my brothers
do we heed his words or cast him back into his forest
>>68020481
eddie laced his weed with dmt, again...
>>68020513
Cast him back, he's insane
>>68017850
Fighters who are champions shouldn't get special treatment from referees. They are to be completely unbiased.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/1/11826216/morning-report-conor-mcgregor-says-he-slapped-the-head-off-nate-diaz
What's wrong with Conor?
>>68016614
>>68016633
>>68016662
ignore that dumb canuck, it's extremely common for a fighter to be slotted in directly above the guy that they beat, it happens all the time
>>68020872
He wants attention
He's getting attention
That's it realy.
>>68017850
idiot
Heem or tap
Which is the better way to win a fight
And if you could choose to finish a fight with either one, which would you choose?
>>68021019
My favourite technique is to finish my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him.
>>68020481
I knew rogan would love that video as soon as I saw it
>>68017809
>le skinny manlet
>dana's face
>>68020648
I genuinely thought that was a female for a while there
When did you finally realize that Mcgregor vs Mayweather was actually happening?
>>68021141
NO NO NO
LAWS AND REGULATIONS ARE LITERALLY SPORT KILLERS
KEEP IT IN THE FREE MARKET SPHERE YOU FUCKING KEKS
>>68021141
of course it will happen
if mayweather wants it
>>68021117
what video
>>68021248
https://youtu.be/RXn1g0xtUMk
>>68021258
Holy shit that's huge
I'd pull guard bro
>>68021275
You wouldn't pull shit, pussy.
>>68021299
You're right man
I don't trane I just pretend
>>68020022
You don't?
Wtf is this goof doing
Doesn't he know that is illegal?
>>68021350
this goof is going straight to gaol
>>68021350
Haahahahahahahaahah wtf
>>68021365
mma-core is going down now lad
>>68021350
even UFC fighters can't afford FitePass
>>68021420
it was already a shit site desu
>>68021433
UFC fighters get fightpass for free.
>>68021350
kek
>>68021444
no they do not
>>68021141
If this passes it will be the end of the UFC
>>68021458
Yes, they do. Eric Winter (head of fightpass) has confirmed in interviews with Helwani and then again on Twitter.
>>68021464
It would never be properly enforced though
Like the Ali Act, it's just words
>>68021481
gonna need a source on that senpai, i'm not buying it
Is luke rockhold the Patrick Bateman of mma? Jon Jones is a sociopath but he has a small dong and abuses people to make up for it. Is rockhold the alpha male we all aspire to be? Or is it too unreasonable?
>>68021557
delete this, it's not a good post sorry
>>68021517
I'm not going to waste my time going through interviews or Twitter feeds to convince you of something I know. I don't care if you believe it, if you wish to remain wrong, please feel free to do so.
>>68015657
Why is OSP pink?
>>68021730
>i have no proof but i'm right
yeah i'm sure you are goof thats why fighters like milstead and schaub are pirating fights instead of using fightpass right?
>>68021557
cockhold isn't manipulative, he's autistic
Zahabi breakdown of Edgar vs Aldo II: https://youtu.be/UYSnNEe5SNc
>>68021828
>Edgar vs Aldo II
who cars
>>68021828
>Pre Figth
nice job
I only like MMA highlights. Actually watching events is fucking boring most of the time.
>>68021950
Alright good to know lad
>>68021856
agreed
>>68021950
I just watch Connor McGreggor fight, by that I mean I watch a montage of Connor landing shot and nothing else. That way he's always a winner in my book.
>>68016522
God Save The Queen! you dirty fucking rebel.
Prove your a fight fan
Name five fighters currently in the UFC.
Hard mode: no Conor MacGregor
remember that time Caraway and Garbrandt both won?
who /teambisping/ here
>>68022035
Yeah, it was like 3 days ago
Tension on heavy hands this week: https://youtu.be/Qgb8BCl_UaY
"I think you're dead wrong on your assessment" - Dr. Patrick Wyman
>>68022032
Doo Ho Choi
Robert Whittaker
Lorenz Larkin
Tony Ferguson
Yair Rodriguez
>>68022040
we out here
Poland's Brave Mikhail Bispingski will bring the title back home to Warsaw.
>>68022032
Chuck Liddell
Ronda Rousey
Brock Lesnar
George St Pierre
Brendan Schaub
>>68022063
Lol those aren't even real names
>>68022082
Good job, fight fan status confirmed.
Should Schaub be the new host of Bully Beatdown?
>>68022082
nice job only naming extremely popular ex-champions
>>68022102
Yes. Schaub hates bullies.
>>68022032
Robbie Lawler
Urbah Faber
Phil "CM punk" Brooks
Brock Lesnar
Jean Claude Van Dam
>>68022032
Jon Fitch
Randy Couture
Phil Davis
Jason Miller
Benson Henderson
>>68022032
GSP
mighty mouse
Jared rosholt
Jon fitch
jake shields
>>68022032
Conor Mcgregor
Conrad Mcgregor
Conor Mcgoober
Jose Aldo
Chad Mendes
only correct list yeh
If you stop taking steroids do they still give you permanent advantages?
>>68022255
Nothing is permanent. Long term, sure. It also depends on doseage, what you're taking, and how long you take it for.
>>68022255
they'll make you always come second in dance competitions
>>68022255
nope
it goes downhill from there
What's this guy's name again?
>>68022290
Joe duffy
>>68022290
nathan sanchez
>>68022290
Conor "The GOAT" McGregor
>>68022290
Conrad
>>68022032
Lorenz Larkin
Brian Ortega
Ben Rothwell
Nick Diaz
Dong Hyun Kim
>>68022290
flewd my water
>>68022062
Who were they disagreeing about?
>>68022358
Rockholds style and strengths. It's the first fight they breakdown.
Why doesn't Conor care about his legacy?
He's a phenomenal 145er and probably great 155er, how come he keeps doing all the crazy shit that will certainly lead to a loss?
The Mayweather fight is straight up dumb.
>>68022285
Are you the weight lifting dutchfag? Do you take steroids?
>>68022407
>The Mayweather fight is straight up dumb.
yeah because earning at least 50 times what he earned at ufc 196 is dumb, right?
WOMANS POUND-FOR-POUND
1. Cris Cyborg
2. Amanda Nunes
3. Joanna Jedrzejczyk
4. Holly Holm
5. Cat Zingano
6. Julianna Pena
7. Claudia Gadelha
8. Miesha Tate
9. Valentina Shevchenko
10. Ronda Rousey
11. Rose Namajunas
12. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>68022407
the money
desu this would be better to set up after he finally gets a shot at the lightweight title, a loss in a boxing record would mean shit to him, if he were to become champ in two division, well I mean it means shit to him now but it'll be two straight losses in the eyes of everybody
>>68022436
Nah.
But fighting wise it's dumb. He should pray to survive tbqh
>>68022412
yes I take krill oil
>>68022378
I can't listen right now.
Can you give me a short breakdown of what they were disagreeing on?
>>68022513
The importance of his physicality in his game vs technical skill
>>68022463
meme list
>>68022547
remember when the world's strongest can couldn't take down tim sylvia
>>68022584
i wonder where all those muscles went.
>>68022639
5 days ago
https://youtu.be/jmlLSIX2izI
https://youtu.be/jmlLSIX2izI
https://youtu.be/jmlLSIX2izI
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>>68022683
haha oh god i knew it was this before i scrolled over it
what did he mean by this?
>>68022683
how much does Kid Nate pay you to do this?
>>68022711
TRYNA GET THAT DICK SUCKED
>>68016898
DC is literally just big boned
did you see the size of his thorax?
that's not fat bruh
>>68022683
you do realize the more you spam these links the less popular they become on youtube? When people open up your video and immediately close it, YouTube has an algorithm that hides your videos in the search results.
>>68021258
looks cg desu
>>68022775
delet this
What are the best fights from the last half a year or so?
>>68022801
Aldo vs Conor
>>68022639
Check her instagram, she still has the best abs in MMA, man or woman.
Think about that for a second.
>>68022683
dey took our memes
>>68022683
that knockoff ariel does a very convincing gay accent/impersonation
hmmm
>>68022801
Lawler-Condit
Duffy-Porier
Milstead-De La Rocha
Travis fulton fans here?
315 mma fights and 50 loses, 10 draws
>>68022801
hogda vs homely
>>68023107
>last half a year or so
That was in November 2015
We're in June 2016
Anyone up for streaming some old fights?
>>68022290
conor mcnugget. We never gonna stop loving this guy no matter how many times he loses to the worst fighter that has ever lived (aka mr whites son)
>>68023187
what do have in mind?
>>68023187
hell yeah bro
>>68023187
go for it senpai
>>68023187
Let's do it
He is coming home lads
>>68023187
do it on taima
>>68023313
>do it on reddit's streamsite
found the cancer crossposter, i bet you steal our memes for upboats too
>>68023380
most of taima mma is from /heem/ bro
>>68015657
>Luke Rockhold #3 P4P
For what reason?
>>68023186
it was 6 months and 17 days ago goof
>>68015622
>nigger referees
wew lad
>>68021480
Wow he retweeted that dumb shit? Respect lost.
>>68023675
>wanting to be paid more for alzheimers at 50 is dumb
>>68023392
How do you comment on taima mma? Is it like some sekrit club thing? If I do a guest Login I'm barred from entering anything
>>68023057
Remember when he nearly killed that guy with a slam?
>>68023865
You have to register with the site
>>68022683
Every time I make the mistake of hovering over these links I feel sick to my stomach knowing I was once again tricked. I hate Kid Nate so, so much.
>>68023879
Oh thanks senpai, any way to hide the chat?
In the settings it seems the only options are chat only or some shit, seems retarded
Aside from the Hendricks fight, and the defeats against Serra and Hughes, what fight was GSP closest to losing? Condit stands out was it was probably the only time when we saw him rocked and in trouble
>>68024043
the one vs nick
if the fight was on for another 10 rounds he would get shit on
>>68024043
Jake managed to take a round (or was it two?) against GSP thanks to eye pokes.
That made him the first to take a round over GSP since like 2007 or something wild like that
>>68024043
first bj fight
went to a split decision
also jake shields
I'm thinking about joining my local kickboxing club, what should I do to prepare myself?
I haven't read it yet tbchwyf
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-way-of-the-tortoise-the-role-of-turning-fetal-in-a-fight
whats going to be the shortest fight?
>>68024165
Lombard vs Hendo, Hendo will catch a light breeze from the wings of a passing gnat and get heemed
>>68024137
bring a pillow
>>68015795
Jake Shields
>>68024159
nice thanks
>>68024183
How do you feel about Gus backing down from a 5 round main event and dropping below Glover in the rankings?
>>68024043
Round 1 of Karo he was stuck in a lot of sub attempts and played bottom a lot, he rallied out for rd 2 and 3 to get the dec.
>>68024137
Not a striker myself but just go to classes really and eventually your body will adopt. You could try to run and improve your cardio but really more ring time/mat time is what you need specially at the beginning levels
>>68024183
Hendo is going to drop an H Bomb on all the commies in California and make America great again.
>>68024241
Honestly, I understand him not wanting another 5-rounder. He's been in two incredibly tough wars against Jones and DC.
As for the rankings, well, the rankings have always been shit, but Glover has stayed active and has two wins and two finishes since Alex lost against DC, it makes sense to me
Ok who thinks that DC will beat Jon ?
I do and I believe he'll make it look easy.
>>68024241
JDS requested that his fight with stipe was a 3 rounder, but got denied and took the five rounder anyway. I don't blame Gus or JDS for not wanting to go through another war without a belt on the line. You only get one career.
>>68024291
Follow up question: Do you think Gus will kill himself? I'm really looking forward to it.
>>68024327
No, you weirdo
>>68024278
Alright thanks man.
who you guys got in lamas vs holloway?
i got holloway, he's my boy
>>68024362
>>68024362
Holloway will make it look easy
>>68024362
>>68024374
pressure passing is so important in MMA and is easier to do in MMA cause of those punches. Like the stack (forcing opponent's hips unnaturally up and immobile) he did
>>68024362
Man, Koch has been fighting since he was 19. That's an old ass 27.
>>68024304
DC is depressed because nobody recognizes him as the champ even after all he's done. I think Jones might win by KO.
>>68024427
Rory has been fighting since he was about 16
DC is telling Twitter how funny he is because he posted a clip from an Adam Sandler movie.
>“Swinging on gymnastic rings on fight week isn’t the best thing. Usually, I wrap myself in bubble wrap and only do fight-specific things, but just because of that weight, no weight cut, I had put it in my head that, ‘I’m free.’ I had energy to burn. I was doing so much bounce footwork, the balls of my feet were burned to a crisp. Looking back, it was ridiculous. I don’t know what I was thinking.”
>“The first eight minutes of the fight was easy,” McGregor said. “Let’s be honest, I slapped the head off him. Once the gas tank went, that was it. I drowned. He landed that one punch that rang the bell and went, ‘[Gasp,] I’m back.’ He was close to being done. One or two more shots and he would have been wrapped up.
is there a good database or youtube channel or whatever that covers in-depth striking(muay thai) techniques?
i trained (and competed) muay thai and later mma but im just a fat powerlifter with a heavy bag in his homegym now
i dont wanna become a meme
>>68024488
Koch has taken some hard losses. MacDonald really on has that war with Robbie in regards to serious punishment. I know he has a lot of back/neck problems though.
>>68024545
Lawrence Kenshin is exactly what you're looking for.
>>68024502
i want Jon to end his life
>>68024560
I guess but even so fighting for 10 years takes a toll on the body.
Why isn't Gus getting a new fight yet?
>>68022255
the cardiac hypertrophy is permanent
oh wait you said advantages
>>68024586
same, Jon Jones is a scumbag and a menace to society
Wew lad
>>68024610
He turned down a main event in Germany. Probably wants a 3 round squash match to get his momentum and confidence back.
>>68024623
Where is this meme from?
>>68024541
Does this mean no more Ido?
>>68024567
youre talking about fight breakdowns, i think hes just talking about learning technique
something more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSf2uHI1Wfg
kenshins videos are fun too though and cant hurt
Is Bisping finally on the gas?
I think DC is actually a closet homosexual and we are witnessing him coming in terms with his homosexuality. He is clearly thinking more about sucking Jons dick than fighting him.
>>68024640
Did he turn it down because his opponent was a bulked up African-American or a French Gorilla Negro?
Serious question /heem/, why has Nate diaz been so timid with this whole Mcgreggor situation? He seems to be hesitant calling him out for a rematch instead of the Mayweather fight it's like UFC is making him stay quiet throughout this whole thing.You would think Nate would be blowing up his twitter with all fightfans having his back since if anyone should be fighting Mayweather it should be Nate.Diaz has all the leverage here on making Conor his bitch and doesn't do so, just why?
>>68024783
He doesn't give a fuck
>>68024783
>it's like UFC is making him stay quiet throughout this whole thing
DUDE CHEMTRAILS LSD LMAO
>>68024749
i think you are a closet homosexual and DC is your scapgoat to coming to terms with your homosexuality. You are clearly thinking more about DC engaging in homosexual acts than MMA discussion
New feature for 199 ft. Manlets: https://youtu.be/-ifcNT8SVQk
>>68024783
because it would actually have the opposite effect, he has nothing to gain by doing anything
>>68024818
I think you're just mad that your hero is gay and that makes you a homophobe.
>>68024903
GIMI :D
>>68024783
he's playing hard to get, he wants to be in the position where the ufc needs him more than he needs the ufc
if he comes out saying he wants the fight and on twitter and shit then he asks for more money , dana and co. fuck him in the ass saying he was asking for the fight then turned it down when it was offered
its all just negotiating to get what he's worth, free market shit as the shills were talking about yesterday
TURN ON FS1 RIGHT NOW
TURN ON FS1 RIGHT NOW
HAPPENING
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>68024835
>people forget how close Cruz vs Faber 2 was
Faber won 1 round, clearly lost the rest
inb4 le tripfag posts his webms of faber knocking cruz off balance
>>68024952
fuck those two homos
lads, what do you think about Ali Act to MMA?
I wouldn't mind most of the stuff, but I'm not a big fan of the "official rankings" especially if it means that you can't have more interesting matchups just because the rankings dictate otherwise.
>>68024988
because i think callen and schaub are massive faggots i belong on /pol/, yeah okay
>>68024952
what
>>68024993
Not a fan of the "official rankings", or the fact that it has to be approved by the Association of Boxing Commissions
EMBEDDED #3
https://youtu.be/PQuRK7ltstc
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>>68024952
What's happening
>>68025005
schaub and callen on fs1 big fugg'n deal
>>68025015
Thanks mane
>>68025003
>because i think callen and schaub are massive faggots i belong on /pol/
Glad we are on the same page. I better not see you posting around here again, punk.
>>68024993
so wsof and ONE are now illegal?
>>68025037
how does a big dick bandit taste?
>>68025045
Like your butthole
>>68025015
>Fight week
>Cruz goes over to look at cars and chill
BOY
>>68025058
enjoy your aids faggot
>>68025015
Was Cruz limping there for a sec?
>>68025119
>when you have nothing better to say
maybe next time kiddo
>>68024505
>Special Guest
>Dana White
>Special
>Retarded
Well they got that right.
Why won't Dana just die already lads?
>>68025015
faber just cant shut up about tj can he?
>>68025155
leave Dana alone you goof
>>68025176
such is the response of an autist
>>68025155
Weirdo
>>68025173
well he's right, he showed tj nothing from love from the get go
gave tj shout outs after his fight with brian bowles and after he lost to renan barao
he brought tj up into the fight game then tj became the snake
i dont blame him at all and i hope they fight and dillasnake gets heemd
>>68022584
>>68022646
>>68022680
USADA'D WHEN?
>>68022711
The memes were true..all of it
>>68024541
>tfw Conor actually thinks his cardio was the only problem in that fight
>>68024541
Do you think he actually believes this?
>>68024783
Watch his interview with the jew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP1B0sSW704
>>68025373
Most likely, he is kind off delusional.
>>68022407
He's not fighting Floyd
does cruz not have any friends? it really seems like it from the embeddeds.
>>68025390
>runned
argie english strikes again
>>68025451
He comes off as a raging asshole to me
Intelligent, but like one of those guys who just runs over anybody who has a different opinion or interpretation of something
Not a pleasant guy to be with at a party I bet
>>68025451
He went to a birthday party in the second one, but I'm pretty sure he lives alone
>>68025510
it seemed like he barely knew the people there
>>68025521
2nd Amendment
>>68025451
A man is an island. You're born alone and you die alone.
>>68025521
i have reinforced steel turkish doors that can withstand an 115 kg turkish construction worker hitting it with a sledgehammer over 300 times.
>>68025503
This one confuses me cuz runned is a real word, but i probably using it in the wrong context.
>>68025546
you know the actual line is "no man is an island." the opposite sentiment has been expressed in many other famous quotations so use one of those instead of butchering one that means exactly the opposite. thanks in advance.
>>68025579
It's "ran", not runned. It's alright man, you're still cool.
Where is predictioncuck?
>>68025610
I wrote what I meant. It is amusing you think you know my intentions better than I do.
>>68025620
So when is it ok to use runned?
http://www.linguee.es/ingles-espanol/traduccion/runned.html
>>68025684
Like never. I don't think I've ever used it in my whole life.
>>68025684
It isn't a word as far as I know.
>>68025665
it's amusing that you're trying to cop a famous line and pass it off as your own with "twist." you probably didn't even know the original and just absorbed it through cultural osmosis and now think you came up with something on your own, though. it's pretty common with dummies on the internet.
>>68025684
literally every instance of "runned" on that page is wrong and should be "ran."
and by literally every isntance i mean the handful of examples i glanced at before closing the tab.
>>68025752
i'd runned you into the ground son just give me 1 minute alone with you
>>68025729
Lmao @ your life.
https://youtu.be/1rm5gRN9KDc
Try not being such a pretentious doucher.
>>68025708
>>68025724
>>68025752
Shitty dictionary then
>>68025766
I'd runned you straight into my guard
>>68025821
guard is overrated and gay
a non factor in any fight nowadays
helping argiebro with his grammar is my favorite obscure meme
>>68025858
NEW
>>68025872
NICE MEME
>>68025772
cool tv show clip you fucking nerd. i definitely watched that.
>>68015983
that could be an 8/10 didnt read hoenstly
>>68026101
Lol relax
>>68026141
you forgot to post a clip from your favorite sitcom, buddy
>>68025015
Are Cruz a loner?
>>68026195
I'm sorry you feel that you embarrassed yourself by making assumptions and trying to show everyone how smart you are on 4chan. Don't worry bro, you're still anonymous and can just become a new poster anytime you want ;).
>>68026260
I'm sorry that you embarrassed yourself by misquoting someone so badly that it had exactly the opposite meaning. Don't worry bro, you're still anonymous and can just become a new poster anytime you want ;).
>>68026311
Well, if you watched what I posted you can clearly see what i was quoting ;). Keep trying lol.
Brazilian soccer star and two-time FIFA world player of the year winner Ronaldinho has joined the high-flying cast of the martial arts action movie, which is being directed by Dimitri Logothetis,
The sports figure joins several notables from the sports world — boxer Mike Tyson and UFC star Paige VanZant among them - in the movie that is currently in production.
Retaliation centers on a man (Moussi) brought forcibly back to Thailand to fend for his life against a new formidable foe, a fighter named Mongkut (portrayed by Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, best known for playing Gregor Clegane, aka The Mountain, on Game of Thrones).
>Luke's mum
hnnnng
>>68026326
well if you didn't unironically quote dumb tv shows people wouldn't assume you're dumb. the ol' i'm not stupid i was just quoting something stupid has never worked as a defense. you blindly repeating a tv-writer's misquotation doesn't help your case.
>>68026440
I'm sorry you feel that you embarrassed yourself by making assumptions and trying to show everyone how smart you are on 4chan. Don't worry bro, you're still anonymous and can just become a new poster anytime you want ;).
>>68026465
repeating yourself just makes you look like more of a dummy.
was Rockhold vs Weidman I fixed?
>>68015983
I remember laughing my ass off at this shit
>>68024159
Stop plugging that hack here. His articles are shit.
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