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1st for Happn
>>68011673
4st for no HAPPN
Reminder there's only about 5 people posting on /bet/. I've got about 3 or 4 characters that just talk to each other in every thread tbqh.
>8 red cards in the sportivo italiano game
top lel.
>>68011714
Dont worry, the Euros will sort that out mate.
There will be an influx of new tipsters with their bubblegum bets
Reminder Poland to make the semis is WORLD
>>68011673
wtf is this app lid? never heard of it.
predictions for friendlies tomorrow? - while odds are still higher -
spain - south korea
estonia - andorra
russia - czech republic
norway - iceland
belgium - finland
poland - netherlands
>>68011873
Poland 0.0 is a bet
>>68011873
spain -1 ah
russia - czech republic o2.5
poland's been playing decent, but i am not sure about it yet
>>68011932
I liked it better when there was no Australians in this thread
>>68011873
belgium -1.5 could also work
personally contemplating
spain -1
estonia rather not touch
russia btts
iceland double chance
belgium over 6.5 corners
poland dnb
>>68011975
You'd like it better if you HAD SEX
belgium -4.5 corner handicap @2 seems big value
>>68012044
I would, I really would.
Its been 2 days :(
>>68012079
iktfb.
going to a brothel if I can't cut one out of the herd tonight.
>>68012051
Belgium are shite
Corners are lotto
Next bet
First time I'm online to bet inplay and the handis are moving the other way
Just now I'm investigating on betting overs, but it seems that prestaking overs is the correct way, same as doing handicaps inplay
>>68012091
nah
>>68012127
What does this prove?
>>68012144
belgium got tsuuuu
>>68012144
That they are playing p. good and considering that they are going against finland they should get like 8 corners at least.
>>68012200
exactly. Belgium over 6.5 corners is 1.72...I see that as the easiest value for the game to be honest.
>>68012127
>Hungary
What are you doing here friendo?
>>68012232
he's hungary for corner tips
>>68012232
doesnt wilson raj live in hungary now?
>>68012221
look at the on target shot from their last matches, it's free money
>>68012232
Well, I was on 4chan mostly for /g/ and I stopped gambling 2 years ago. Someone mentioned /bet/ in /csg/. I had a quick look, and thanks to you guys I am betting again. That's my story lad.
>>68012381
>thanks to you guys I am betting again
I apologise on behalf of the thread
>>68012381
Are you shrewd?
Give Hungarian football tips.
>>68012412
pml has anyone got the original screen cap of that?
>>68012405
Don't ever put money on Hungarian football, mate.
I am serious, do not.
>>68012412
Like this post if you got it! Hahah x
>>68012468
zzzzzzz have sex
>>68012556
>talking about muslims taking over
>suggests Berlin as an alternative option
have sex
>>68012556
Netherlands or denmark tbqh
Not amsterdam though, somewhere like utrecht.
Copenhagen has been quite nice the few times i've been there
>>68012556
South america
>>68012658
The right answer tbqh
>>68012658
>>68012734
dullards
I'm bored, bet with me on over 5.5 goals in the Chicago Fire match.
>>68012873
I'm on unders
Game on
>>68012902
>racism
Wish I knew your doxx so I could get you fired desu, and never to be hired again.
>>68012927
By the looks of it you'll never find our docks
>>68012946
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>68012946
top kek
>>68012946
kek
VASCO 1st MINUTE UNREAL PSML
>>68012873
on it with you lid
>>68012946
pmsl
im on next goal chicago
>>68013045
pmsl
>>68011714
Are you me?
Gonna end it all f if Vasco don't score in the second half lads
>>68013758
Record it son. Might do it with ya. Down absolutely MONUMENTAL.
James Mckeown
25 min · Cheltenham
I was debating admin'ing but a few things go against it to make it not quite good enough, its still worth a small stake imo. The game kicks off at 7AM... Yes 7AM and I don't think it will be in-play on many, or any sites at all. So you have to stake pre-game. I won't be awake for the game also.
Papua New Guinea +0.5 vs Tahiti (Double chance). (Oceana World Cup Qualifying).
>>68014541
Tahiti -1
Tahiti put in a solid performance vs Samoa and were unlucky not to win by a couple more goals.
PNG were pretty terrible in the first half against New Caledonia and whilst they looked a little better in the 2nd half they were still your typical OFC team, terrible in defence, strikers unable to finish and trying to compensate for a lack of technique by out muscling their opponent. They will also be without number 18, Tommy Semmy up front who despite his young age is probably one of their better strikers. He will be suspended after picking up two yellows in the opening game (which did earn him a red card although few sites seem to mention it, flashscores even notes he picked up two yellows but no mention of the red) replacing him will probably be Patrick Aisa who is less experienced and less talented and with PNG playing much tougher opposition this time around it is hard to see them scoring considering they were lucky to even draw with New Caledonia despite scoring first.
The only thing stopping me tipping this a bit bigger is PNG looked better in the 2nd half perhaps indicating they had shaken off the rust a bit and settled into their natural rhythm but I still can't see past a Tahiti win and probably by a few goals. If you fancy something safer/bigger stake then just take Tahiti to win at 1.7
BTTS-No at 3.2 also maybe worth a small but always a bit of a lottery as all OFC teams love to get stuck in and give away penalties and defences tend to be terrible so no more than a small despite the fact that I expect Tahiti to be completely in charge.
>>68014566
mackers up 200k on pre game bets this month. take that over someone who tips things then lists a load of reasons not to get on.
I know cashing out is -ev but sometimes you just know
Who /nfl/ here?
>>68015686
>100 more days
>>68015686
>betting on the most correctly priced league in the world
'no'
>>68015900
>broncos were almost a 3.00 underdog in the most anticipated game
>control the whole game and win by 14 points
>""""correctly""" priced
>>68015935
>1 game out of hundreds a season
Broncos ML was a mainstream special, but those are VERY rare.
>>68015952
>seahawks vs rams, where seahawks were expected to win by 2 touchdowns but lose by 1
>steelers vs ravens where steelers are favorited twice but lose twice
>not just betting against the browns and titans because they're the browns and titans
>>68015995
If you have a positive ROI on NFL over 500+ bets then please share tips when the season starts.
>>68016010
I haven't said a single thing about me being a judge, I'm just saying I don't think the NFL is the most correctly priced sport which would actually be the NBA
Post your favorite /bet/ memes
LARGE on PNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
>an OFC match scoreless after 30 minutes and only two cards
what a time to be alive
Mackers so, so shrewd
ARP self pitying again.
>tfw I ask my Dad for £500 to invest
>He'll think about it
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
I have a +5.5 handicap on Djokovic's opponent, do I cash out?
>>68017673
Don't do it, just sell your accounts and make one in your dads name or something. Getting into debt isn't how to get started
wtb atm
>>68017964
Queensland
>>68017988
why?
bookies have it at evens and NSW are at home
>>68017964
E B A
9.84% ROI cant be wrong
>>68018022
on large to chase yesterdays losses, thanks arp
Americans are SO dumb
>>68018010
Think evens is over for a side that's won 9 out of the last 10 series, new combination in the halves and at fullback for the blues. Think it will be tight but Thurston generally pulls through in these situations.
>>68017773
>just sell your accounts
to whom?
>>68018022
>9.84% ROI cant be wrong
Fuck I saw this too late and it's 0-2. Do I still jump on the -1.25 peninsula?
>Venus loses
I fucking called it
>>68018224
Im on FH overs, but idk, use your onw judgement senpai
>>68018283
over 5.5?
>>68018298
o2.75. FH.
>>68018312
I'm on.
>>68018322
cashed out.
>>68018329
Have sex
i just figured something out. if start off with £10 and make one bet a day on something at 1.1 odds (i.e. massive favourites + bit of research). after 50 days i'll have £1200 (10*1.1^50).
>>68018415
or you could just throw 10 on ireland to win the euros
gve me ONE reason why shouldnt put 1k euros on gulbis
For those of you who research their own bets, how do you pick games/leagues/countries to bet on?
>>68017964
greg inglis anytime try @3.5
>>68018494
you should, slags tipped this a couple of days ago. Not as much value now though
PENINSULA 444444444444444
BIG, BIG day today for cricket. get on all the tips. just do not see a single one losing.
>>68018563
id say there's a lot of value at 2.5 m8
>>68018937
where are these tips lid?
Why is South Melbourne losing to a team they LITERALLY beated 7-1 last time they played?
>>68018965
Not saying there isn't lid, just that you should have got on when it was at 3.9
>>68018968
https://tipstertube.com/profile/reffocs
>>68019004
They have a kid with downs in goal for charity
>>68019004
South are really overrated, had some awful performances this year, every game that they should have comfortably won, they've struggled in and even lost.
All their fans on their fan forum have said about they aren't playing well as a team at all, not clicking at all the last few weeks, and the wins have been "glossed over" to look better than they've performed, and their loss to Heid last game that was 5-0, was the worst performance they've ever seen.
.
Souths goalkeeper had to be subbed in the warm up, so sub keeper is on. South are missing 2 key defenders, one on international duty, and one is out injured.
>>68019017
>>68019039
It was amistake by my bookie trying to make me reback them LARGE.
It's 1-0 for South Melbourne
>mackers
Anyone here on Rattinger for this afternoon?
one more peninsula slags plZzzz
How's ernests gulbis doing, anyone watching it ?
Any dutch muggy accas today?
>>68019361
posted it here :)
>>68012705
>>68019374
Cheers lid, giving it a bash
>>68019391
:))) cool mate. I am 8/10 confident on this tbqh
>>68019374
Are you the Oblak idiot? Because if so you probably think Ronaldo will play tomorrow and he wont.
>>68019449
Just follow the fucking acca or not. I don't need your shit senpai
>>68019495
I wont follow the acca mate. Im just trying to save you, and other people who might trust you, money.
I apologize if trying to save you money is wrong. To be fair the other picks are fairly solid, not sure about the Spain -1 tho, i heard they were awful against Bosnia
>>68018415
i refuse to believe you are this dumb thinking that you'll win 50 bets in a row, even at 1.1 it would be quite a feat...
remember that even the surest of 1.1 bets lose about 10% of the time
Cheeky fiver on Djokovic's opponent.
wtb
>>68019529
Shut up family, that guy already made me 170 euros a week ago
>>68019565
>remember that even the surest of 1.1 bets lose about 10% of the time
yes, if you're randomly picking with no research
>>68019911
>people here actually blindly follow random accas that are posted here
WEW
E
W
>>68019967
No lad, not that, I do my own research on every tipp, i find
>>68011873
Someones opinion on poland in combination with spain or belgium?
>>68020005
our team is absolutely dire and Poland's playing strongest XI + crazy home record go for poland dnb 100% safe
>>68018089
>>68017988
In and tip on the tube came in as well
>Ferrer
down insane again ffs, took fucking 1.66
>>68020377
Berdych smashed him like 3 weeks ago and Ferrer had a piss easy draw tbqh
>>68020393
FowlPenis is going to lose here, just a question of how much. I'm on Ferrer ML as well but this handicap is too tasty. Very unlikely that Ferrer gives up more than one set
>>68020437
im on 0-3 @1.6
>>68020444
Ferrer wins set 3.
>>68020462
confidence lvl
>>68019997
>"researching" mainstream bets
Made my first £100 stake today lads
Am I a big boy yet?
>>68020571
On what?
>>68020580
Poland SW
>only staking £100
>>68020462
pmsl
Ferrer's gonna break
Who here /hyped/
Shhhiiiiitttttt, losing my money on Gulbis
Fuck
>>68020820
Yea mate, I got 60% of my bankroll on him
>>68020857
Fortunately I'm not that fucked, I "only" have about 18%
on murray 0-3 with half my roll
@2.5
EEZZ
Im abaout to make a LARGE bet lids
>>68020884
Aaaand there goes my money. I have to take a break in betting, I'm out of money.
i got 50% of my roll on murray 0-3
>>68020993
Me too, should come in
>>68018415
Can someone give me a tenner so I can try this out
>>68020993
Got 50% of my money on gassedgay to win a set, too many losers in this thread on the 3-0
Group B; England 1st, Wales 2nd
9/2
Put all your money on it
MURRYAYYYYYYYYYYY389Y429Y492344
>>68021065
Wales are shit
>>68021211
*Bayols
>>68021211
Then it should be a pretty close game between them and England
back murray from here?
>>68021270
no way he'll lose anyway
>>68021294
ok, on
love waking up to a mackers hup overnight bet
>>68021211
Bale will singlehandedly got Wales through the group stages
Easy money
Large on Vidar -1 2.1
Small on sw 5.5
Has Murray won yet?
>>68021666
gonna take more than an hour from now
backing murray now desu
>>68021741
pmsl
>>68021754
I backed @2
Miss that one Canadian that picked dogs in women tennis
>>68021764
still pmsl
he loses
>>68021772
I have a +10% ROI in slag tennis by picking the one with the biggest tits
WOW, Murray won his own set!
>>68021803
Cashing out
>>68021786
Dont care if he does, friend. By then, I'll be out and away. Already up 4 figs from this regardless of the outcome.
>>68021808
dullard
>>68021834
>he's actually down from this game
PMSL
Cashed out Murray, shit's way too tight.
>>68021311
Fucking tennis, lads. Never putting my money on tennis again if murray loses
Good morning, I'm bored so who wants to bet with me on under 2.5 goals on the Spain match? Small stake.
>>68021889
Why not spain -1 ah with med ?
going on spain -1.5 for fun
im large on spain btts with the murray withdrawals.
>>68021919
I'm expecting a 1-0, I don't think they are making goals with the Euros starting soon.
Spain -1??????
>>68021960
???? what the fuck is this logic LOL
>under 1.5 goals
You're kidding, right?
idgi
>>68021987
REPORTED for lewd
Hi lads. From now on, all tips will be sent via snapchat. Please add T44tW. Thanks x
smed on spain ht..
>>68022041
v. strange post this
spain game is lively so far. large on over 1.5 will be tempting
>>68022066
cant watch atm, define lively?
>>68021987
Kek
>>68022074
Very
300 on spain, really sweated the first 5 minutes
>>68022041
Are you planing to send dick pics or what ?
why do my bet 365 streams always go to a black screen after a few minutes? have to change to another game then back again to continue watching. is this a known error or something wrong with my browser?
>>68022090
Just the tip ;) x
>>68022074
korea should have had two goals from spanish defensive errors. spain got in behind korea in return and almost had a penalty
>>68022127
*ba-dum tsssh*
>>68022041
Is there a point actually adding this?
Can I send you snaps of me betting and stuff? Will you reply?
>>68022041
Who are you on holiday with?
>>68022203
his mum, dad and sister.
>>68022203
Coral staff business trip
>>68022194
Been snap chatting with euan for a year m8. He saved me from betting on Israel slags -3 once.
>>68022194
Dunno.
>>68022203
Library gf
>>68022203
He's with the lads
v v important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368907
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368907
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368907
>>68022259
>personality
BT wants a smarge on Zelenograd -4.5 and Burevestnik +3.75
>>68022259
terrible poll
not voting
>>68022291
this
>>68022291
agreed
DAVID SILVA
A
V
I
D
S
I
L
V
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SPAIN
P
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>>68022282
on. I know you're not BT, but I can't imagine somebody deliberately tipping shite on the internet.
>Korea keeper on overs
Meanwhile fucking murray does it, absolute madman
Tears at me, I shall now leave in shame, lel.
>>68022323
I'm not BT but he's busy canvassing for Remain so he asked me to pass it on
explosive
>>68022341
on tbqh
fucking hell losing that tiebreaker really ruined gasquet huh
Why doesnt J West visit us anymore? :(
>>68022396
He's posted 36 times on this thread alone
>Not betting on England's brave Andy Murray
wew
>>68022396
Oh he does ;)
>>68022396
I've got a feeling he's closer than you think ;^)
>fake bt
ffs
Jump on spain, 4th goal @1.53 with 50 minutes left to go?
33333333333
Laughing all the way to the bank lids
>>68022396
Making tea for 200 people in the office is hard work
>he is NOT on the Spain/Belgium SW double
it's like you guys don't like money
>>68022445
only went spain -1.5
tempted to go on czech next
>Vidar start scoring goals with 9 mins to play
Fucking meme
>fake bt absolutely BEYOND dire
Kill yourself m8
>>68022496
ouff I don't know man RUS have been looking not bad in Friendlies
>>68022517
that's why
o2.5 might be the safest
Wait, wait, wait
People ITT laughed at backing Murray??
not a busy schedule to day´s at the bookies but the Tubers still finding the winners.
>>68022566
J U D G E
Daily reminder that if you bet against Murray you deserve to lose it all
>People missing the good old Ukraine
tears desu
Szczesny-Piszczek,Glik,Pazdan,Jedrzejczyk-Blaszczykowski,Maczynski,Zielinski,Grosicki-Milik,Lewandowski
Poland Confirmed Line-up
>>68022643
Anywhere we can find a Netherlands line-up?
>>68022700
No matter who is lined up, it's going to suck anyway
>>68022700
Cillessen, Veltman, Bruma, Vlaar, Willems, Wijnaldum, Strootman, Bazoer, Promes, De Jong, Memphis Depay
Probably this though
>>68022700
Will be up on @OnsOranje about one hour before the game, won't be much different from the Ireland game
Most sites predicting: Cillessen; Veltman, Bruma, Vlaar, Willems; Bazoer, Strootman, Wijnaldum; Promes, De Jong; Depay
>>68022282
>(You)
>>68022757
Jesus that team is awful, what happened to you Netherlands?
>>68022761
Hup pmsl /bet/ mafia nibs
>>68022643
alright, I'm putting my house, car, and mum on poland
>>68022643
Is this Polands best 11 that will start n the euros? How do you rate your chances?
spain 4444
>haven't rebacked at all
how far do spain take this?
Can't win a bet, wont win a bet.
>i'm STILL not on spain
>>68022772
Refugees
hey guys, new to all this. tried a couple of links in the pastebin but the only place I can find to place a bet on the warriors sweeping the series is bet365, and that doesn't work for me here in 'murica. any help? would be much appreciated
>made 2k with next goal spain
>unironically doubting spain-1 ah
Korea goal when
>>68022901
It'll come through m8 no worries. South Korea are very honorable people.
>>68022901
Son Heung-Min subbed out, you are screwed
>>68022809
It's best side, Krychowiak will come in but he's rested because of injury, there's can be change in goal Fabianski can jump in instead of Szczesny, but it's unlikely
Should survive Group Stage, Rybus injury making things hard in defance (he's midfielder but played many matches on left), there's no nominal Left Back defender, Jędrzejczyk is Right Back in the club so they can leak goals, but Polish strike force is TOP notch, BTS in Euro's can be good in Poland games
>you will never have a +ve shrewd girlfriend with a deep interest in obscure women's sports
Spain to score 6th goal at evens
GONNA NEED 66666666 REAL SOON SPAIN
>>68023053
korea is on massive attacking, 5-1 incoming
>>68023024
Try attending a women's sports game and talking to some girls there then? Do you expect one to just walk into your room?
>>68023053
>>68023060
Greedy cunts
>>68023153
>Americans
pmsl
DOWN
VPS-J worth a small lids.
>>68023073
fucking told you guys @6.5 it was free money
nice one corea
>>68023185
yeah thats a fucking hard prediction to make m8, good job lmao
>>68023185
Cashed Out -0.5 from 5:0 and gone for it
UAC
>>68022873
pls
>>68023171
>you
>>68023224
Cheers, cashing this (You) in for 7777777
>>68023217
i think americans can only use 5dimes or bovada. may be wrong though.
>>68023185
FFS put a med on 0.0 @ 4.25 because I agreed with you, was ready to do laps
>>68023217
I'm sure nitrogen have that under 'Basketball - NBA Playoff Series Odds'
Use my affiliate link so I can make jewmoneys
>https://nitrogensports.eu/r/95540
EBA wants 5/10 on Santa Cruz for tonight
>>68023295
>lying on a Mongolian farming discussion website
>>68023217
>>68023259
Pretty much what this guy said or check back in 6 hours when an American might be here
Whats your euros dream team lads?
>>68023314
zzzz more like CBA
>mainstream shite
also why can slags never win their own serves, this Pironkova game been so silly so far
Need a czech goal like air
any shrewds for the russia-czech game?
>>68023346
Women have much less power in their arms so serves are less of a factor in games. And this is, by most accounts, the second slowest surface on the tour so long rallies are much more common. Plus, slags are dumb lol
Euan is only my third favourite TT'er now behind ARP and TorasAngel. Where does Euan rank in your lists, /bet/?
>>68023406
sounds VERY enjoyable to trade. What's the slowest?
>>68023430
>TorasAngel
beyond pleb choice
>>68023431
VERY frustratng moar liek. Look into Kuznetsova and Piro (who's playing now) as they're prone to breaks more than most, and if youw atch them you can see when they're SHOOK. Rome is the slowest >mainstream one, but there's others which I'd say can be slower depending on specific court and weather conditions
>>68023430
Euan IS my list
>>68023480
Piro better hold here
Why is Lithuania on a +?
Lithuania 0.0 FH med
>>68023548
Same as NBa la, it's rigged
whar are you #on lids?
MACKERS?
>>68023654
what's he on
>>68023680
That information will cost you £25
>>68023654
James Mckeown haha my last was Papua in the early morning, a winner, thin fixtures so only a couple of bets per day... I have better stuff for tomorrow.. Been in town for the last 2 hours placing bets in shops.
Me gusta · Responder · 48 min
>>68023680
>>68023122
Game just finished, 3-1 FT, think he was on from 1-1. Definitely won anyway
where's the french cunt?
>>68023724
Probably in France
>>68023443
>71%
It's winners I'm after pleblord
>>68023705
>making shrewd bets in person at your local bookie
the autism involved in this is almost palpable
>>68023745
Its because he is limited online and not carried in Asia so its go to a shop or don't get on.
>>68023745
>He isn't shrewd enough to get restricted in shops
>tfw Euan just added you on Snapchat
>>68023639
hello other hungaro-lad,
>>68023763
>implying the 18 year old working the counter is gonna bother limiting literally anyone
just tip them if they get wary and they'll let you stay
>PIRONKOVA
I've read here sometimes that betting during the euros or wc can be very profitable.
Can someone elaborate?
>>68023857
Depends, matches are usually priced correctly but loads of bookies have good offers. Skybet, Wills, Betfair are all doing free bets every time your team wins a game if you bet on them to win outright. Paddy and SJ are doing the same but with top goalscorer (more risky imo).
You're not going to become a millionaire but it's fairly easy to make £200+ absolutely risk free.
>>68023896
Ok thanks, I initially thought it had something to do with the games not being priced correctly or sth like that.
SkyBet allow you to bet on the 4 semi finalists. Can anyone explain why betting on Spain, Germany, France and 1 other isn't an incredibly obvious bet?
Other than meme magic what can stop those 3 teams considering how easy their groups and possible draws are?
Estonian kit looks like they bought blue T shirts and made numbers out of tape
>>68023989
do they look like scoring another?
Can someone give me a lock for my last £5 free bet. I've lost all my prior ones so far. Preferably evens.
>>68024018
Hard to say. They've had 2 dece chances in the second half, but other than that have looked pretty tez
>>68024020
Ireland to beat Belarus
>>68023804
risky bet tbqh testver
>>68024049
pmsl
>>68024049
strange post this
>US Open Cup tonight
Ah these matches are always comfy and fun
FC Blau Weiss Linz 0.0
@1.825
MED
>>68024072
I know, család, but take a look at the line-up here >>68022643
Find it hard to believe Stosur won't choke this tiebreaker like the Aussie slag she is.
Pironkova will throw this set somehow.
>>68024205
PLS
>>68024205
habbening
>Women AR
Is there anything worse?
Pironkova is LITERALLY going to throw this from 5-1 up
>betting on slag Tennis
>Picking up a red in a friendly
Wew
>>68024205
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DOWN BRAINS
NORWAY SURREAL
WHAT THE FUCK ICELAND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ICELAN -0,5 ah INPLAY TRUST ME.
Belgium BBTS No
Poland SW
Double @ 4.49
Opinions
Just popping in from a lovely day spent in the sun to tell you that you're all a bunch of addicted greasy sixth formers making terrible bets on games you have literally zero edge on. Have sex.
>>68024514
Have sex
>>68024365
Iceland wont win mate
>>68024540
No, but they'll make it at least 1-1. They won't lose.
>>68024520
Thanks mate
Spent the day at work
Cycled 20 miles
Just came home, GF is making dinner and going for an ice cream after
>>68024549
Where do you 'go for ice cream'? I just buy an ice cream from the shop but this cant be it, please explain friend.
>>68024520
>going outside
get on it lids
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/36258249
>>68024574
Gazza to score an absolute blooter, I can just feel it
Iceland will win this one!
>>68024574
England BTTS
>>68024585
so FAST
>>68024166
Went on large, cheers la
what to bet on lads
>>68024748
memegium -1,5
>>68024748
the son of your wife's DNA test
>>68024748
u2.5 Nor-Ice
Wow
>>68024496
11111111111111111111
>>68024812
KEK
Poland going to annihilate the dutchmen surely
KKK has to be the biggest fraud about.
>>68024764
against finland?
>>68024812
>voetbal
>>68024865
im just meme'ing friend, dont bet on that
i've heard corner handicap for Belgium against Finland is THE bet in that game
>>68024812
Milik will got revenge after poor treatment in Ajax
>>68024863
down insane on this, went large on a chase
>>68024893
what's the handicap
>>68024923
Same, lost last 6 in a row. Went monumental on this. zzz
>>68024930
didn't reback because my roll all sitting on other stuff yet to be settled, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68024924
-4,5 @ 2 but seems a bit risky imo
other safer bet is Belgium over 6.5 corners @ 1.72 one mentioned
but im not betting on it myself, couldnt enjoy the game if i did
>>68024961
all right, might go on it
>>68024574
The bbc's storeroom must be massive, how do they keep track of it all?
Lewandowski to Score Anytime @1.95
Small ON
who is Keli7? Can we get him to fix his own matches?
>>68025028
post Poland slips lads
>>68025109
Didn't mean to @ you soz >>68025028
>>68025124
just dont let it happen again mate.
KING KKK
Poland dnb the bet?
The Dutch have got their best team on the bench. Poland backers will be on pooicide watch shortly after half-time
>>68025238
They have been shit even with their starters for two years
What an atmosphere at Wembley
You don't get that today
Poland hit the bar already. Looking very sharp
5 minutes in and poland misses an easy af opportunity.
gonn be a great a real patience test match to bet on senpaitachi
Belgium goal when?
>>68025617
never
this game has 0-0 written all over it
any tips for MLS?
TEARS
>>68025657
on track for O8 corners, though.
fucking killing my self now
DOWN
>>68018937
somerset getting thrashed mate. their bowling was awful. don't know what you were thinking/i was thinking
Heads gone
Knew it was a bad bet when Cybu tipped it as a 9/10
excellent, now I can reback
>>68025862
thought it was good value for a side with an in-form Gayle in who can take the game away almost single-handedly. whatever. my other tips are going great.
kkk bigger fraud than brasil. Hope he gets colon cancer the volcano dodging cunt.
Excellent, now I can kill myself
>>68025995
don't think he was ever going to be at full power coming straight off the plane like that.
oh well
fuck off KKK
Surely Portugal can't win tomorrow, evens for England dece
>>68026003
>stealing my gimmick
>>68026010
Make it all back on my Brazillian tip tonight ;)
feel bad knowing that I'll never win another bet in my life.
>>68026045
Penaldo still hasn't come back so I can't see them doing anything. Plus the national team manager's put out some laugher starting XI's for friendlies so if he decides to put on shitters like Eder at the start it's literally free money
Belgium o6.5 corners already in i think
>>68026049
Not going near your cock, don't care if you've shaved it or not
>polish attack is a joke
>polish defence is a joke
>i have a lot of money on poland
>almost half time
>suicidal thoughts
>>68026113
Trying to decide when to get on though since you can guarantee a ton of greasy fivers going on England at some point tomorrow which will bang in the price a bit. Think the time might be now desu.
>>68026144
yeah great call mate. first win in absolutely ages for me
going to need a Kari goal soon before I choke myself to death.
Mączynski so so weak, Poland losing midfield battle, need Krychowiak return like AIR
>>68026167
I might get on now because the shops will be packed to the brim with people loading up on England and betting's restricted to the state-owned bookies in Portugal so the price can only go down
I'll cash out if they play Sporting's entire midfield though because a) they're better than anyone else they have and b) I can't be rooting against my own players
Just looked through my spreadsheet, I've NEVER got on a kkk winner. 5 losses from 5. Such a FRAUD.
>>68026146
pmsl
Belgium are going to score right guys?
>KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK >KKK
>>68026363
sweating!
>>68012705
reminder that my acca is on 5/7 right now. x go poland
is Swess the new Bird?
Anybody ever use bet3000?
>This England game
I remember it being much better than this
FUCK OFF KKK YOU RACIST CUNT. 7 losses from 7 today. Can't win, won't win.
>>68026455
2nd half was all the action
>>68026475
who is this KKK?
King Kurt?
>>68026492
stands for Ku Klux Klan.
So who else was dumb enough to put 20% of their bankroll on Poland?
>Belgium
Pmsl
otter tears
What the fuck Belgium?
>Finland
ffs
really embarrassed to post tips on the same site as someone called KKK. might stop
>>68026630
Don't sweat that tenner mate you'll make it back.
why haven't (you) rebacked belgium and poland yet? this is just a mini-upset.
Reminder teams often lose in friendlies before big tournaments so during the start of the tournament the other teams underestimate them.
>>68026700
Finland +1 is a large
>>68026687
really embarrassed to post tips on the same site as someone called juveguy who follows a retarded system. might stop
>>68026738
>he thinks i follow a system
>>68026730
>Reminder teams often lose in friendlies before big tournaments
Yes
>so during the start of the tournament the other teams underestimate them
'no'
>>68026630
42% plus more in certain accas
>Belgium in charge of corners
>>68026848
love this
11111111111111
>he wasn't on the dutch mugga acca
J E D R Z E J C Z Y K
>Bentekek
>>68026905
Fucked up first goal but scored second
Face down on the floor waiting to hear the 365 goal sound just once more.
how long until reffocs is promoted to K I N G status
>>68026848
Why the fuck would you ever bet on corners.
Its absolute lotto m8
Life after uni so fucking tez lids
>>68026974
I'm just happy I managed to spell it from memory
Don't even mind that I'm about to be DAC when the Netherlads score again
>>68027015
Belgium is notorious for its corners. Fucking hell man, why are you so in denial even AFTER it has happened and it was called.
Banned Matthew Daniel and removed Jim Middlemass for now. If anyone has any questions, queries or complaints feel free to private message me them and I will get back to you as soon as I can. No need for them to be clogging up the group when most of the time they are completely pointless. I will be removing such posts from now on and possibly removing/banning more people if they continue to do so. I staked Paide -1 Asian this morning small, was going to mention when it came in-play as I'd be needlessly abused if I posted pre-game. Was busy all day and only remembered about the game 20mins in and then I posted in an admin comment I was on, by that time most people were on already. The bet lost and I still get told to die and abused for not posting. It's getting very tiring and really wearing me down so I'm putting an end to it. You may see it as banter but I can only take so much. I'm hoping my laptops ready to pick up tomorrow.
>>68026904
you've had two excellent accas and one decent one in the past 4 days.
Reminder that placing a bet on +1 and cashing it out 5 minutes later is free money
>>68027047
What laptops he getting?
>>68027059
You never get a positive cash out after 5 minutes, its always a losing cash out
>>68027081
macbook
James Mckeown Ross begged me for 2 hours over a table at travellodge in Leeds to add him to free list. Refused completely. His argument was 'I will tip' and 'I tought goody how to gamble.'
>>68027047
>me gusta
What the fuck is going on in the Belgium game?
Why do Betfair keep suspending it
>>68027128
bomb threats
>>68027101
>tfw Goody is your landlord
>>68027156
pmsl
>>68027128
>>68027156
Hass seen in the stadium parking lot
>>68027093
Explain why
>put a bet on Finland +1 AH at the 60th minutes for stake
>can immediately cash out for the value of my stake
>cash out 5 minutes later for 1/20th of my original stake, or 10 minutes later for 1/5th of my stake
has occurred, then?
>>68027059
Depends on if the team is actually likely to score.
Tbqh, I am working on a way to expose the system this way, and the last five years I spent on /g/ might come in handy.
>>68027211
>the last five years I spent on /g/ might come in handy.
pmsl
>suspended again
fuck off Betfair, unless there's a goal/penalty just let us bet
>>68027047
>mfw I know a Matthew Daniel who's made £50k from betting.
Too much of a coincidence for it not to be him
given up with betfair, more than half the time their markets are suspended
>>68027195
>parking lot
car park*
>>68027031
>>68027031
>>68027031
Fucking knew it
good luck in the euro's poland, youve lost against the shittest netherlans team in 500 years.
>20 shots off target
>21 shots off target
Absolute gold that corners tip from yesterday.
all in on finland 1-0
tears
>>68027534
well fuck me
>>68027534
What's life like in Hungary?
>>68027607
Looking at his balance, I assume he's going hungry for a while.
>>68027607
Mine is alright. I just make it harder by losing money on EVERY FUCKING BET.
>>68027644
pmsl
all ye doubters
>>68027644
forgot my trip
>>68011659
Bye Feguana
>>68027838
So so attention starved
any bets on internacional - paranaense tonight?
Serious vitamin upgrade here folks.
Should help me focus on my betting with a clearer mind. Fit body fit mind. Certainly helped me avoid the internationals tonight.
Now off to research some bets for tomorrow.
>>68027957
Top choice of vitamins and minerals there pal. Pretty much the same as I use.
>>68027957
Should get one of these, mate.
It proper good for your circulatory system.
>>68028023
pmsl what on earth
>>68027957
>>68027978
I use Aniracetam Oxiracetam Piracetam stack with Choline and fish oil
>/bet/ - TT
Pmsl at this dump.
>>68027978
Good stuff mate.
>>68027838
That's me, you faggot. How many posts do you claim as your own just to seem funny or shrewd?
>>68028091
>impersonating me
>>68028060
Googling the pao stack now. Seems a whole other world.
>>68028091
>too impaired to get ajJoke on a Taiwanese knitting forum
Really need some advice from Haas or the TP but I think I've spent more time banned than able to post in the last couple months. Wish the jani would stop being so over sensitive about everything
>>68028154
please go outside and have sex.
what's the OFFICIAL chase?
>>68028266
outside sex isn't great tbqh lad
>>68028356
yeah novelty wears out
>>68028355
santa cruz LARGE
cant stop topping up
>>68028376
forgot to remove trip
>>68028355
Cruzeiro u20 DC
>>68028355
Mexico
https://tipstertube.com/post/61139
please get #ON
>>68028391
pmsl
>>68028406
ffs I'm already on this v. worried now.
>>68028406
cashed out ffs
Can someone redpill me on the brazilian league?
will live stream an hero if this doesn't win. literally free money. please get #ON
Ngl lids, Juveguy is starting to grow on me
you too pal.
be careful out there lids
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/31/big-gamble-dangerous-british-betting-shops?CMP=fb_gu
>>68028748
Haven't been in a gambling shop for a good 10 years lad
>>68028748
Walked into a bookie the other day and told Big Dave to have sex pmsl
>>68028801
doesn't sound like you're very shrewd.
>>68028891
v. odd post
>>68028891
v. obscure post
>>68028588
Much like a tumour
reffocs such a judge
since when is there a /bet/ twitter group?
:^)
>>68029259
>GOLIATH profit
kek
>>68029259
where is this? would love to join
>>68029378
twitter. put your glasses on lid.
>>68029378
Just follow flatanon and he'll sort you out
btw do you guys internally pronounce my name the way you would pronounce juventus or do you pronounce juveguy with a hard J?
>>68029405
(you)veguy tbhfam
>>68029405
Jew-vay-guy
>>68028507
pls respond tho
>>68029405
I pronounce it as 'cretin'
>>68029405
(s) l (u) g
>>68029432
Theres no value really, you're wasting your time/money betting on it
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>68029441
v. puzzling post
Euro 96 was the best. We'll probably never see another Paul Gascoigne. But that song was shit, is still shit, and will remain shit forever
>>68029405
cuck
>>68029485
Edgy
>>68029467
Rooney is better than Gazza ever was.
>>68029453
In asking cos i have an "insider" guy there, hyping me for set up matches, so i was wondering..
thanks for the responce tho
>>68029467
hardly. it's iconic, adored by millions.
>>68029467
It isnt shit though.
You almost certainly need to have sex.
>>68029467
pmsl not true at all lid
>F5'ing tipstertube and no good tips from reputed tipsters come up
Pmsl can't believe I nibbed at a goffpost
What a cunt that man is at times
Anyone got coin on Internacional? Might just go to sleep. This game's fucking boring
>>68029611
FUCK SAKE
>>68029611
Feeling rather smug with myself about the amount of nibs I got there not gonna lie
>>68029642
Where are you from friendo?
>>68029553
They are dumb, lad.
It's like when you get to your dad's laptop and it mad slow, and you start clicking around, then it freezes. Gotta give them short definite sentences.
Can't imagine a world where Corinthians -1 isn't at least a refund tonight. Santos have looked dire since international friendlies started up again
>>68029746
Laying this.
>>68029759
Good choice lad. Been a tez day
STILL SEETHING from Pooland, find it hard to believe that I'll recover the losses tbf.
>>68029746
>Santos have looked dire since international friendlies started up again
They have literally no players in national teams or youth national teams though so there is no logical reason for that
Daily reindeer that no american has ever made profit from gambling in the history of the world.
>>68029857
>reindeer
>>68029857
>Daily reindeer
>>68029857
>reindeer
m8
>>68029857
forgot my trip
yes Internacional score
1111111111
>>68029837
Who is Gabriel?
Who is Lucas Lima?
>>68028748
Walked into local the other day and saw Eaun. Asked him aren't you in Spain big fella. He stuttered some autistic shit about pmsl and l-looking for value in s-spain. Told him alright lad. He bowed.
Anyone have any funny/interesting stories of being in a bookie?
I went in one once and it was incredibly depressing and grim desu. Like a pub atmosphere minus the alcohol.
>>68030223
I got offered a threesome once at the Red Rock in Las Vegas
>>68030339
v strange post
>>68030339
Americans seething
>>68030339
>shop
>not shoppe
>>68029467
Have to agree here, Nick.
>>68029967
Becoming a fan of this gimmick
>>68030223
Went in to stake OFC games and everyone was taking about "that boy is putting hundreds on some game". Source: body guard/flat mate.
Going to get a gf when I'm home. Need serious advice. The tinder date I had lined up has unmatched me pmsl.
>>68030392
pmsl bet you felt like the shrewdest guy in the world
Any bald gamblers itt?
>>68030037
Just call it reindeer
>>68030475
post scalp
>>68030503
Thinking of shaving it
>>68030475
My hairline is literally perfect. Sorry to hear that lad, hope you don't have a strange skull shape. I have started to grey at the sides though pmsl, probably from the awful awful month I've had
>>68030500
He played Coldplay apparently, utter utter
>>68030525
how bad is it?
Looking to buy a bet365 account, is there any way to deposit and withdraw if I live in America?
>>68030566
>He played Coldplay apparently, utter utter
You literally said "be cliche".
>>68030559
>I've not even been betting much because of it.
Need to find a saucy little kitkat of me own
>>68030559
Not sure I follow. What song? Was it really >>68030566?
>>68030642
You just aren't looking in the right shops
>>68030642
They're on offer in Tesco pal
>>68030606
I would've gone with 'Wonderwall' personally
on louisville city dnb 1st half
>>68030697
I refuse to shop in tesco
S_L_A_G_S here
Get on Jaziri if you can. Odds are ridiculous right now. Don't know when bet365 will unsuspend, probably tomorrow and @1.72ish like they usually do. Anything over @1.66 is worth it IMO
>>68030665
I'm running out of shops though and don't know where to turn to next
>>68030697
Actually thought it would be as simple as that pmsl
What would you guys say is the American version of Tesco?
>>68030745
why?
>>68030622
Get yourself a dark chocolate, use the power of music to melt it.
>>68030623
Yeah, you advised me 'polo' for the actual kinder bar, Have had about 6-7 different bars after that during 3 (three) bans.
>>68030642
Honestly I've not had any kinder eggs before, but I went with One Stop and it's sorted me out, did it's job as a shop tbf.
>>68030699
Hass you're not following, I played my kinder eggs song. Wasn't my choice, the egg did all the work for me.
>>68030769
Most likely Sam's
>>68030809
Pmsl I have no idea what polo means because I don't remember my advice.
>>68030769
Probably Walmart. I know they own Asda but Tesco stores are more ubiquitous like Walmart. Something like 1 in every 7 pounds in the UK is spent at Tesco
>>68030889
Was it not a literal polo?
>>68030717
1111111111
>>68030916
A mint with a hole? Or do you mean the fruit ones?
>>68030889
It's page 8 so fuck it.
You said wear a polo, and I thought that was too 19yo northerner mod non-tennis playing refugee welcoming, so I didn't. I wore a nice shirt and chinos and she eat me up and swallowed quicker than the big boys of betfair. Been on 6-7 dates and stay overs during my bans for off-topic.
Polo means polo.
>>68030916
Oh yeah. I told someone what to wear.
Glad my advice helps others but not me lol
>>68030976
>tfw wear polos and still no kinder eggs
It's quite obvious there isnt a janitor here can we stopwith the memespeak please/
>>68030976
maybe the clothes dont cover up your obnoxious personality
Sport Recife looking the MUCH better team here.
>page 8
>>68031100
im on sport recife ht.
>>68031118
11111111111111
>>68031168
Literally been coming. Juveguy and EBA BTFO
>>68031118
also on over 1.5 ht
>>68031168
pmsl
good thing I forgot the ko time
