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Dire skedge edition
wogs out subedition

Old thread >>67966621


>Helpful links
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first for great weather
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tennis acca of the gods:
(3.26 odds)

simona halep
david ferrer
murray
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Lets go pens
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So I'm quite fucked to be honest.
Need 1000£ to make rent for the next two months, and I've only got 700£ saved up. No more student loans untill August, and my savings account is nearly empty.
Got 40£ on unibet I'm gonna try to double a couple times.
tl;dr NEED 3-4 locks around evens before july
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>>68001103
You can't get a job?
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>>68001118
>being a wageslave
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>>68001119
I'm not.

I'm saying this lad should get some temp work to get his shit unfucked for the meantime.
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>>68001118
I hope so, but no luck so far sadly. Been steady applying since september
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>>68001138
Get on Serbia today then.

Israel squad dire.
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Guys. Reback Simona Halep @4.
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Fucked as well. Would LOVE some money loaned out to me
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>>68001347

Fuck OFF, juve. If you gave a free good tip you can stay.
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Need someone to think up some new characters for /bet/ tbqh
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Getting my overdraft bumped up to £1500 lids
need some world bets to speculate this capital on.
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>>68001401
Have a few private ones up today ;)
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>>68001464
1.5k on Bautista
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>>68001347
I've just come back from back to back bans, and i'm wondering why you're still here.

Why are you here.
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Starting to think that juveguy isn't some dire gimmick and actually some oblivious cretin who thinks he makes non-cancerous contributions to the threads.
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>>68001529
this
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>>68001575
still better than that portuguese poster we have here
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First write in 4chan
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feeling ganged on :(
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>>68001665
Well what are you doing. You don't need a trip at all.
You don't offer tips because you're not shrewd enough to research and find something worth actually tipping here or on that statpadding TT account.

You're the worst kind of character because your not even a gimmick, you're the /bet/ wiki entry for penny punting slug.
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Just give the man a tenner ffs
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let's try and move away from tripfag shitposting.

Kenya and Sudan.

Under 1.5 could be a decent shout, neither team have amazing attacking intent, neither team are particularly threatening.

alternatively if you're not a fan of unders, the draw could be a decent bet, through 1 goal handicap or straight 0-0
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Am I an underrated footie tipper?
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>>68001738
cringe
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>>68001613
How did Oblak play yesterday? Next time you post here at least do some reserarch you dumbfuck, dont pretend to know what you're talking about when you clearly have no idea.

Nigger drug addict
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anyone taking this chance to put money on djokovic?
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>>68001782
Too low.
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2-0 vietnam, you can't make this shit up.
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cooma tigers surreal, uac
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>>68001738
adding on, Luxembourg, nigeria might be decent for Away and under 2.5 goals.

Luxembourg are a typical minnow side, albeit not quite as weak as say san marino, but they don't tend to concede as much as andorra and their ilk at home.

The Nigerian team have great attacking options with a few decent EPL players, their international form isn't great though so I think 0-2 or 0-1. Either way, under 2.5 goals and away might be a decent bet with okay returns
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>>68001805
Syria -0.5 from here
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Why don't all spreads contain a half-point?
I don't understand why sports books would ever want a tie. They make no money and have to go through the hassle of paying back the pushes.
If the lines are engineered to split the action equally on both sides, it makes sense for the book to want the bets to resolve (either way most of the time) so they can make money (at least) from the commissions.
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>>68001801
what would you take?
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>>68001812
Surreal hedging tbqh
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>>68001826
Nothing yet. Rain delay doesn't favour Djok, he didn't look convincing at all plus Bautista is an underrated up and comer.

See how Djok comes out, would take the 3 - 1 set score if Djok looks like actually holding his fucking serve.
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>>68001861
good advice i'm sure. i didn't see the play before rain but his odds are stupidly low for someone who's a set down and playing badly.
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Bautista +6.5 @1.72?
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Nibs
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>>68001679

This. Given up thinking Juve is a character, he's just a retard. Tripfags are always unnecessary unless they serve a purpose.
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pmsl
>>68001551
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Rep Ireland @ 1.8 is so tempting
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>>68002082
It's a bet.

Can't wrap my head around the drift.
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Need a HUGE bet lads.
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>got on Karvina u19 just in time
>come to /bet/ to aftertime it
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>>68002134
Me to get my ass chewed out by the ladyfriend @1.5
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>>68002082
>not having ireland to win the euros @151
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need vietnam to stay u2.5 like air
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>>68002134
Sudan +0.5
Hungary W -1
Slovakia u18 -0.5

My pre stakes for the day
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>>68002134
Been working on O/U lines for 'number of birds shagged by Euan on holiday'.
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>bet365 still showing OTB for Catania- argentina
>kick off in 20 minutes.
wut
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Shaking @ that England squad. Its actually coming home.
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Anyone have team sheets for Slovenia u21 Azerbaijan u21? Slovenia -1 @1.83 seems a bit low to me
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Which tipsters do you highly recommend following regardless of price? Feel free to check my tipsters and see if some crusial ones are missing. Thank you! Love TT.
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zimbabwe - uganda should have started already
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>>68002511
Called off.

Players ate all the grass off the pitch.
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>>68002528
hahaahahahhaha
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>>68002511
It's 1-0 Zimbabwe in the 12' lad
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apologies for the 6th former question but:

why has my bet 365 deposit bonus that i was in the process of turning into settled bets vanished? is there a time limit on how long you have? only activated it on saturday
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>>68002591
>
Alrighty I see it now. Better stay u2.5 ffs
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>giving out 9 cards in an hour in a friendly game
Ref seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed or something
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>>68002637
Need a 3rd goal like AIR.

preferably Serbian.
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NONOS37GR is the worst tipster on the entire site. Feel like I've paid a fiver to the mafia ffs.
Is there any way I can have my money refunded? I'm unfollowing him regardless
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SUDAN 111111111111111
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>>68002664
>preferably Serbian
'no'
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>>68002716
Take the lttl rat to trade in standers
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>>68002733
Yeah can someone post that message pls so I can inbox him
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Who rebacking Sudan here
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>>68002758
Game ends in a draw senpai
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cheeky tenner home or away @ serba-switz
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>>68002732
:^)

Serbia U21 team is world, dunno why you doubted
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another cheeky tenner on o3.5
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Surely this is great value:

Austria v Malta

Austria winning margin 4+ @2.05 is literally free money?
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>>68002887
up millions
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>>68002911

This is on the basis of Czech Republic v Malta ended 6 - 0, and Austria is better than the Czech Republic. Then again, nobody needs to impress anymore for Euro selection because the deadline is/was today. Regardless, surely at least a cheeky double on O4.5 1st half Asian corners and Austria/No (result, both teams to score) is worth mortgaging the house for @2.43?
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Who up very very nicely from Pironkova? And what a QT too
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im on slovenia u21 -1
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>>68003144
They won 4-1 3 days ago, why would the odds be 1.50 for even a regular win?
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>>68003169
Teams often rotate in the second leg, give time to squad players
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>>68002792
Have you seen the team Kenya are fielding? Literally children
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anyone got a stream for hungary slags?
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is anyone watching this slovenia game? PMSL
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>>>>68003042

If I remember correctly, the team that was out for Malta the other day was more or less made up of milkmen and lorry drivers, they might actually give a shit today.
Still Malta are dire, I'd still expect Austria to rape them, depending on the team they put out
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Need Judge Kurt Drago's thoughts
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>>68003244

Austria/No seems to be decent odds @1.33, even if 4+ is a bit optimistic. Looking for something equally safe so I can chuck my bankroll on it.
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>>68003269
Skyping him now senpai
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AZERBAIJAN

111111
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NEED some easy money. My account is running low thanks to stupid 90+ minute goals
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>>68003332
REBACK LARGE
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>>68003333

nice repeating digits.

Surely Austria v Malta?
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Keep backing Bosnia you morons, didn't realise you were allowed to bet during sociology.
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Think I'm in love boys.
Just want Tsvetana to wrap her sweaty legs around me neck
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put my entire bankroll on slovenia u21
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>>68003379

I can't find a stream, it looks like a sweaty game, I have £10 on this - £5 on Slovenia win @2.05 and £5 on Slovenia -1 AH. Tempted to put £5 on Azerbaijan to mitigate potential losses @3.6
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Slovenia -0.5 2 1st half is THE euro bet of the day
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>>68003425
>10 pounds sterling
>talking about mitigatting potential losses
Penny-punting pseudo-shrewdies pls leaves REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68003438

*international match bet
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>>68003463

I have to start somewhere, right? Make my mistakes before just chucking hundreds of squids on a game.
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>>68003438
Why
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What do I bet on the Slovenia game?
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>>68003473
is this 2x40 or 2x45?
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cheeky £13.75 on Slovenia HT/FT
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>>68003491
just wins
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SLOVENIA

11111
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SLO 111111111111111111
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>>68003489
Make mistakes quietly. /bet/ isn't your spreadsheet or your blog, no one cares about your babby stakes. Lurk moar
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>>68003514
I haven't been in the thread are Israelis fielding a shit selection?
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>>68003504
didnt have any time to back anything else ffs
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>>68003531
You don't speak for me you prick let him post whatever
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SLO HT LARGE
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streams for slovenia?
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>>68003561
Unibet's got a stream on the livebet section. That's where I'm watching anyway. Azerbeijan absolutely dire
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>>68003531

Not using it as my spreadsheet or my blog, trying to get advice on what more experienced bettors think good value for money is before blindly flinging my babby stakes onto something.

I'm trying to learn about your obscure/niche Asian markets, and your wide spreads, babby stakes means I'm not wasting money on shit I don't properly understand yet.
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small staking Azerbaijan 1/2 HT FT @21
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>>68003592
Azerbaijan/Slovenia I mean

simply wins
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>>68003561
http://www.usagoals.me/football/1578462/1/slovenia-u21-vs-azerbaijan-u21-live-stream-online.html
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>>68003583
By all means, bet small if you don't know what you're doing. Just lurk more before posting
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Any lizards ahead today lids?
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>>68003626

I usually do lurk, I've only posted for the Austria/Malta potential, and now this one. I'll return to eternal silence now, thank you for showing me the error of my ways, oh worthy one.
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I have £100 on dusk till dawn 3:40 towcester
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>>68003662
Don't worry, if I've learnt one thing it's to not stop posting
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>>68003674

I've lurked enough to know you're 100% wrong on this.
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how does slo not score that
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Got a monkey on Serbia tonight
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Who /playingwithfire/ here?
>gf birthday today
>spending the entire day with my ex
>still haven't gotten her a present yet
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>>68003765
the fuck are you doing son
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>>68003350

It's half term lid...
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>>68003771
Are you really living life to the fullest unless you are suffering 24/7?
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>>68003765
>>68003824

Have sex
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>>68003592
>>68003609
hope you got on, lads. Down to 2.75 now.
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AZERFUKK

2222
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PMSL
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>azerbeijan scores
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>>68003824
Love this gimmick
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Never listening to bet ever again
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pmsl down insane. Cheers hass again lid
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Hassan just CANNOT win a bet
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>>68003873
>only put a fiver on
ffs

>>68003890
Azerbaijan/Slovenia was the best. Why didnt you listen to the shrewder anon?
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>they didn't get on the fix
pmsl /bet/ mafia hup
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ffs these fucking slovenian cunts, they're losing against fucking uglier people than portuguese
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cashing out my slovenia win
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Has Euan lived long enough to see himself become the villain?
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>>68003592
up SPASTIC
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>>68003950
>not putting it all on 4-2 CS
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these fucking play suspensions at the tennis games due to rain
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Why on earth have ladbrokes removed asian handicaps
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fml lads, fml.
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slovenia genocide when?
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Ian's 11th day on holiday, must have cost a fortune
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How are Slovenia so shit? That's 2 off target shots when they've been about 3 inches away from the goal, I could do better with my mates, fucks sake.
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>>68004203
THIS
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>>68004203
They're just trying to make the price better for you m8
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>>68004244
i choose to believe this
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Eyes on TPS u20 rball
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>>68004251
A shame if you aren't backing DC @1.8
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>>68004244

I don't need a better price, I just need them to get a goal so I can cash out before they choke again.
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are slovenia the england of football?
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gonna shower, when I come back 3-2 slovenia
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cashing out for 77p

fuck you for making me bet on them
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Azerbaijan is full of dirty fuckers, I've counted 5 yellows and 1 red in the past 25 minutes.

Slovenia's striker is abysmal in front of goal, ie,the place he should be good at.
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>>68004457

Also, Azerbaijan's keeper time wastes like there's no tomorrow.
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>>68004475
why would you time waste if there was no tomorrow? I'd personally make every last second count.
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>>68004509
pml
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>>68004363
Go buy yourself a mars bar and settle down
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>>68004475
>wastes like there's no tomorrow
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>>68004532
what
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azerbaijan. fucking azerbaijan
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I fucking give up on baseball
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AT LEAST GIVE ME 2-2 SLOVENIAN FUCKERS
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Slovenia pmsl
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w2chase slovenia losses
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may as well put some money on Israel beating Serbia after this slovenia shit show
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>>68004676
>he didn't bet on race to 9 corners
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That's half my bankroll gone, thanks Slovenia you lazy fucks.

>>68004696
Was tempted to go for O14 corners @8.00, but was too chickenshit.
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WHAT THE FUCK SLOVENIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68004676
Serbia win both to score
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Just made a 188bet account lads, what is the next step?
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>>68004738
lose money
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>>68004738
>>>/epl/
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>>68004738
show them your income and occupation, or you cannot withdraw funds, apparently.
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Ireland win both halves
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Poland to make the semis is WORLD
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lads, lads, lads can we not hate on Slovenia please? I'm half slovenian.

That being said, we're pretty bad at soccer, other than the goalie position. But we only have 2M people
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>>68004919
Azerbaijan scored two times against the goalie. pmsl

AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@2222222222
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>>68004958

>(you)
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>Poouan and his 3rd world bookies
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has there ever been a more >Euan bet?
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>>68005170
no, doesn't win either desu
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>ARP stealing tips yet again
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>following Estonia bets from people who aren't Estonian
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>>68005214
from who?
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>>68005202
moving_lines pls go
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>>68005219
pmsl somebody else using the account posted this as a tip at the same time, wasn't stolen
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>>68005219
>didn't even research that the outfielder was their keeper last year
Zzz
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>27 minutes with no goals
>on O6.5

want to cry
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>>68005241
>bubblegum babbies

have sex please
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>>68005260
>>68005241
hup
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F L O O D G A T E S
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>this ARP bet
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>68005326
why?
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Vintage Euan tbqh
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Having a right mare with the football but tennis might just save me.
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large on Nigeria -1
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TT looking like shambles. Gonna post a tip of my own to get some green in the place
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>not on
What do I pay Estonian for?
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The absolute state of today's tips

Reminder that I have a -85% yield out of /bet/'s tips
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>>68005370
Got a smed on myself, dat guy Iwobi is starting
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>arp
hahahahahahahah zzzzzzz
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>>68005414
According to my spreadsheet, I'm down on both anon bets and Euan pmsl
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>>68005419
>>68005422
whats the problem, lads?
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>>68005419
>(You)
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>>68005414
What is the tip for today lido
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Who here lifeling /Ireland/
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Nigeria -1?
Nigeria HT/FT?

What's your take lids?
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>>68005484
IRELAND.
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Euan really is a bubblegum king
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>>68005552
yield boosting
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>>68005552
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>>68005582
Is yield the same as ROI?
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>>68005600
student pakis out
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TPV U19 is the pseudo bet of the day and worth a small
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>>68005484
I was thinking of Bohemios-Miramar overs but for some reason Bohemios has been a low scoring team despite being the best in the division. Also climate is really humid so the line is fair. Handicaps for the three games are fair too. Would have to give inplay but I won't be online. A big plus on stockolmo would be something to look out for
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>>68005630
Okay see you later
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>>68005502
X/2 tbqh
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guess the account
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>>68005761
>ARP
these 2 tips wont help pmsl
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Need 4 more goals in the Tarvas game or I am smashing up the flat.
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REALLY not confident about this Tallinna tip tbqhwy... Dreading to think how many 10NOKS I'm going to be down.
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E U A N
U
A
N
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OLS worth another go this week lids?
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>ARP
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW
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FUCK OFF ARP YOU CUNT
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DOWN INSANE
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Who will become the new king of bet
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>>68005948

Euan has been king for a while now. Not sure why we need a new one.
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>big difference to Asia
>7/10
o i am laffin
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>>68005961
Perhaps because he's a seething loser?
>>68005940
>>68005945
>7/10
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who's Euan
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>>68006010
Euan is a scotsman
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>>68005989
I thought football was played on the pitch, not on paper lid
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In a very bad place right now
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>>68006051
Don't worry lid, as long as you have coin on Ireland you'll be fine
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You don't need money to be happy
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>>68006023
HE WEARS A SCOTSMAN'S HAT
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cashed out for 10% of my stake. Might as well take it
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Anyone else on Nigeria? Luxembourg playing 2nd choice, not that it should matter
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>>68006023
where can I find his bets?
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>>68006069
HE COULD'VE TIPPED IN ASIA
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>>68005948
Look at the tips people are on now and decide for yourself. One is losing, one is Marathon only and the other is widely available and in Asia and winning.
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>>68006079
Monitoring, but not convinced yet. Afraid it might end in a draw
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if all the /bet/ tripfags were on a balloon, who'd you vote off first?
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Need 10 like AIR
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>>68006140
ARP
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What was everyone's max bet on mara?
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>>68006140
Euan
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>>68006171
£5
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>>68006084
Tipstertube t4tw
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PANIONIOS/AEK HT/FT
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anyone watching nigeria? are they winning
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>>68006196
thanks
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Lets have 2 more goals.
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>>68006194
? only appeared after 30 mins when it was still 0-0
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ONE MORE
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>>68005640
Thanks BT, I'll give you a blowie in the toilets at the next meet up
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>nigeria STILL haven't scored
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NIGS
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>>68006208
Yes
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Just a couple of Euro 2016 ante post bets I’ve taken so far for anybody interested, with a bit of reasoning behind it.
It all kicks off in 10 days time so I'm surprised many haven't posted their picks yet.
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Spain to make the final – 3.75 (SkyBet), 3.5 (BV, Hills, Paddy).
Spain’s route to the final is simply the easiest of the pre-tournament ‘favourites’ – if they win their group they are likely to face one of Russia/Wales, Sweden or Iceland in the L16.
They’ll then be likely to face either Switzerland or Poland should they both finish runners-up to France and Germany in their groups.
The semi-final will probably see either England or Belgium, the latter are yet to fulfil on their potential and I don’t see them seeing off Spain. I don’t think England will make the final either so I can see Spain getting past us.
Spain's World Cup campaign was woeful but I think that can be ignored - Out with the old, in with the new... Xavi and Xavi Alonso have retired from international football. Thiago (Bundesliga winner), Koke and potentially Saul Niguez (CL runners-up, 3rd La Liga) are likely to be in the squad after the season's they have had. They also have Aduriz who is in insane form this season up top who should thrive with the playmaking talents of Iniesta behind or out-wide.
They were the first national team to win successive European Championships and they will want to create even more history to make that a third trophy in a row.
3.75 odds are pretty decent for a team that has a much easier route than any other side in the tournament - Germany could potentially come up against an underrated Italy side in the QFs while France could face Portugal, with the winners of both these games meeting in the semis.

1/2
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1-0 NIGGERLAND
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>>68006308
/bet/ magic

Open the floodgates
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Cannot wait for the Ireland game to start
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>>68006299

have sex pal
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>>68006324
>I don’t think England will make the final either

DELETE THIS
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Poland to make the QFs – 3.00 (SkyBet, Ladbrokes), 2.88 (Paddy, Betfred).
I think the bookies are underestimating Poland here. They were the top scorers in qualifying bagging 33 goals (Compare this to England - 31, Germany – 24, Belgium - 24, Spain – 23, Italy – 16).
They are in a group with Germany, Northern Ireland & Ukraine. They finished one point behind Germany in qualifying, NI are expected to finish bottom of this group and Ukraine they should be able to get a result against. Poland did beat a near full strength Germany in qualifying too so it shows the quality they do have in the side.
If Poland win the group (I think they’ll finish second), they’ll get one of the 3rd placed teams – likely to either be Romania, Wales/Russia or Iceland.
If they finish 2nd, they’ll face the runners-up in group A, which is likely to be Switzerland (maybe Romania).
Seems a pretty good ride to QFs to be honest, at 3.00 I can’t really refuse.

2/3
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>>68006324
Cheers Lewis
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Austria to win their group - 3.25 (365, mara). There's also value here as BV have Austria as favourites for the group at 1.8
Austria finished unbeaten in qualifying winning 9/10 of their matches - including wins against Russia and Sweden who both too made the Euros. Austria found the net 22 times and only let in 5 goals during qualifying.
Portugal had one team less in their clearly weaker group. They only scored 11 goals while conceding 5, losing to Albania on the way also.
Portugal will be relying heavily on Ronaldo, this plan failed completely at the World Cup because he wasn't 100% fit. He's been given a break before the tournament starts having played extra games due to the CL final & Nani too has been given a similar break as he featured in the Turkish Cup final.
I really like this Austria side, and just like Poland I think the bookies are underestimating them a little.
Austria's qualifying scorers - Janko 7, Alaba 4, Arnautovic & Harnik 3.
Compare this to Portugal where Ronaldo scored 5, next best was Moutinho with 2 then a handful of players with a solitary goal including Nani.
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Also have a couple pizz lotto-type bets:
- Iniesta player of the tournament - 30/1 (unibet)
- Aduriz top goalscorer - 33/1 E/W 4P (365)
Can post reasoning behind these two if anyone is interested.

3/2
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tl;dr
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>tfw you will never 'just know things'
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>tfw Nigeria scoring whilst placing bet
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>>68006346
Talking big sense here pal, Ukraine so overrated, Poland so underrated.
Btw you can get Ukraine not to get out of the groups at 2.37 on 365
>>
>>68006140
juveguy.
>>
>tfw want to post a tip but no idea how to use TT
>>
Fucking ARP. What a shite bet
>>
>>68006435
MUH ASIA DISCREPANCIES
>>
>>68006140
Assuming the balloon is sinking due to excess weight then surely Ameribets is the logical choice despite the fact that I quite like him.
Unless you're counting occasional tripfags like samacerothstein in which case he is first choice because of logic and cuntiness
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>>68006362

Well researched and well considered, thanks for this. Would be interested in your reasoning for Iniesta and Adruiz.
>>
>Ameribets
He just seems so devoid of personality desu, apart from boring gf posts
dece tips though
>>
>>68006362

Oh also, who do you think top English goalscorer would be? Kane? Vardy? Rooney? Rashford? None of the above?
>>
THIRTEEN

EUAN PUT THAT COCK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW BOY
>>
FK Olaine -1.5 to make up for ARP's shite.. Just wins tbqh
>>
>>68006490
>>68006519

>Replying to a Lewispost

student pakis out
>>
Need at least 2 more goals in the Mjondalen game or I'm drinking myself into a stupor before my skype interview with the /bet/ mafia tonight
>>
>>68006629

not a paki mate.

Indian.
>>
>>68006710
POO IN THE VINDALOO

gib cricket tips
>>
Just stuck a small on Poland to reach the semis of the Euros.
>>
>>68006723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0
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>>68006762
>Implying they'll beat Spain in the quarters
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>>68006797

It belongs to /bet/ now lid
>>
>>68006807

They wont face Spain.
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>>68006723
>gib cricket tips

are you not satisfied, sir?
>>
>>68006833
Well I have to back Essex, that goes without saying
Feel like without IPL you're going to be exposed you cheeky monkey
>>
>>68006339
Going to tomorrow lad.
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>>68006817
If Spain top their group and Poland come 2nd to Germany, they'll face Ireland and Switzerland respectively, then each other in the quarters
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>>68006870
>>68006870
Nice, what's her/his name lid? Any gay anons about? Could use some advice
>>
>>68006861
IPL's the real roulette. can't go much wrong with tests
>>
Bet on Germany, France, Belgium and Spain as semi finalists. Good bet /sp/?
>>
>>68006885

>gay

pmsl
>>
>>68006199
shaking
>>
>>68006910
>Belgium
>>
Large on the brave Oirish lids
>>
>>68006941
>bi
pmsl, get off the fence lad
>>
>>68006984

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

:-)
>>
If my pal Milo Yiannopolous is right bi's don't exist
>>
STILL trying to count how much I'm up today. Not sure I'll even need to work a day in my life now.

Eastconnect/Albania/SP didn't comment on my tip on tt and after last night's breakdown, I'm worried he's not ok
>>
>>68006941
I think my grandad might be bent, found gay porn in his history
Should I tell him that I know and that it's all fine now?
>>
>>68007014
You really are a strange man.
>>
Disappointed in myself for trusting niggers with my money.
>>
>>68007014
>Up from marathonbet
u wot m8?
>>
>>68007014
odd post this
>>
L A D S

What if we find the worst possible bettors, tell them we will pay for their tips and just bet against them every time?
>>
>>68007014
puzzling tbqh
>>
>>68007082
It was on Betfred too. And I have (had) clean accounts pmsl. And how can I after time a bet I tipped lol

Make the most of it lads. Going paid for £10/month after next weekend
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>>68007104
sure. I'll pay £5 for your tips, lad
>>
NIGERIA
I
G
E
R
I
A
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>>68007104
perplexing tbqh
>>
Olaine pls
>>
>>68007104
I have someone who I follow on twitter for this exact reason. I even encourage him when he's down about losing so much. The kid is free cash.
>>
MJONDALEN PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68007133
>Didn't TT this large
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
Bonus offer to /bet/. If you guys pitch in a tenner you get UNLIMITED life-time membership to my TT
>>
>>68007104
I don't have any plans to go paid in the near future desu
I'm on Tierp +0.75 btw, too drunk to TT
>>
>>68001818
Holding on for this, pls god
>>
>>68007203
>unlimited access to a proven loser

Sent you a tenner via paypal
>>
>>68007203
EVERYONE on /bet/ gets access if one guy pitches in
>>
>>68007248

Sent
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>>68006885
Name is of no importance. She has a fat ass though lads. Looking forward to exploring it.
>>
hope they void this
>>
>Betfair constantly suspending the market for no fucking reason or because someone got a yellow card

Wew lad
>>
Reminder that everyone above is lying and my paypal is still empty.
>>
>>68007328

>£10 sent lid

Post tips pls
>>
>Ireland still haven't scored

zzzzzzzzz
>>
>>68007338
Please do not lie to me.
>>
Olaine pls
>>
FFS TOO MUCH ON HAFNARFJORDUR SHAKING
>>
>>68007354
sent 10€ m8, you're welcome
>>
Lost literally every bet i've placed today. Worst day of the month zzzzzzz
On Olaine, IH 1FH and IH -1.5 from 1-0. probably all lose now zzzzz
>>
>Didn't TT Tierps

FFS
Literally can't win a TT bet
>>
>>68007383

Strange post this
>>
>Nigeria, fucking retards couldn't just not concede
>>
>>68007382


>boots up chrome
>opens up 4chan
>navigates to /sp/
>clicks /bet/
>lies

why?
>>
>>68007403
pmsl
>>
>Niggeria

are you fucking kidding me. boring fucking bollocks

fuck off

just fuck off
>>
>>68007399
Take it back, based nigerland
>>
Nigeria surreal hup HUP and awayyyyyy
>>
>>68007419

It's all good lad :3
>>
FFS! Eirikur the best striker for ÍH chopped down by the goal keeper and going of injured! Clear pk but not given.... This will hurt us
>>
>they thought a football match was only 89 minutes long
>>
NIGERIA UNREAL
>>
>>68007424
>>68007425
>>68007430
l o t t o
>>
>>68007440

Where are the ireland goals?
>>
who here uses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labouch%C3%A8re_system
>>
>>68007467
patience!
>>
getting a little sweaty ARP? pmsl
>>
>Fk olaine 20 shots off target
>>
>>68007490
cant breathe, mate.
>>
FUCK OFF
>>
>>68007486

pmsl
>>
11111111111111111
>>
arp such a baby
>>
my yield ...........................
>>
PLZ IRELAND
>>
FUCK YOU POTATO FUCKERS
>>
>losing to Belarus
>>
>>68007581
pmsl
>>
I put money on Ireland winning both halves
>>
rebacked ireland large
>>
>the island of ireland
>>
Starting to think I wont ever win a bet again.
>>
>>68007580
speshal steaked this mate, laid half of it off but still on large, feel sick. arms completely gone.

might chase on ireland since mugs are winning today
>>
im in far too deep
>>
>>68007663
>how to lose money: the thinking
>>
>>68007691
it's called the martingale technique

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)
>>
not on ih
>>
IBT IBT IBT
>>
Genuinely hope every single Olaine player dies in their sleep tonight.
>>
>>68007663

AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
UP ABOVE MY HEAD,
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
>>
Hope the entire Irish team sucks my cock if they don't score
>>
>>68007700
That is a shit system for remtards
>>
Orninn to score 3rd goal @3.6 tobihannes
>>
>>68007663
quit now while you're ahead, friend
>>
Don't, push, me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head (huh hu-hu-hu-huh)
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
>>
I underestimated the Belarus Street sweepers in the potato war, Ireland will win right?
>>
>>68007738
Even more shit when you remember juveguy's bankroll is about £20
>>
>they're arguing against the maths of martingale
>>
I think I'm addicted lads.
>>
juveguy such a maverick
>>
>>68007798
seek help
>>
*sigh*
Another day of cashing out for pennies
>>
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let's get nostalgic. post your best wins
>>
2 Ireland goals in 10 minutes please
>>
Israel UNREAL
>>
what do they tell you in the gambling-addiction help centres?

to stop betting or just to not take it too seriously?
>>
Odd III +0.5 desu
>>
>>68007857
you join a bunch of addicts and talk it about to feel better from what I've seen on tv
>>
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>>68007826
>schalke
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Fuck it. Just going to blow the rest of my bankroll on something. Fuck you Eire
>>
>>68007866
odd bet pal
>>
>>68007901
Orninn DC
>>
Can anyone explain why I shouldn't just make 2 big bets on either:
Spain, France, Germany and Portugal
Spain, France, Germany and Belgium

Making the semis? One is 80/1 and one is 66/1 on SkyBet. If I bet 50 on both I'm guaranteed a win on either.
>>
>>68007826
which bookmaker is this?
>>
Not sure why I follow RonBurgundy, he invariably just posts the exact same bets as IBT zzz
>>
>>68007857
they dont understand that the fear of missing out is what keeps gambling addictive to most of us (at least myself). Actually being profitable is FAR more addictive than losing desu.

I spend about 8 hours a day doing gambling related activities nowadays. Cant get anything leisurely done because I worry about missing a world Asia misprice the whole time. Make around 2k a week but am miserable as fuck at the same time.
>>
>>68007919
superlenny
>>
>>68007926
>Make around 2k a week
hahahahahaha no
>>
Anyone watching the game? How're the Irish doing
>>
>>68007918
meme magic that would stop spain,france,germany from getting to the semis albeit how small the odds are
>>
>>68007926
>>>/blogabet/
>>
>>68007926
Please have sex Joe
>>
>>68007906

I'm a norwegian J U D G E
>>
>tomorrow is june

Where does the time go lids?
>>
Those houses surrounding Ireland's stadium makes the ground feel comfy as fuck for some reason.
>>
>>68007945
zzzzzzzzzzz I bet you were on Ireland, Sweden and Slovenia
>>
>>68007918
>spain
>germany
>portugal
>belgium
really you're only betting on france getting to the semis
>>
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Post yfw Ireland score
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>>68007981
>betting on swedish friendlies
>ever
'no'
>>
O1.5 cards @2.1 in Ireland game spesh stake
>>
IH playing against >'the wind' in the second half. Ready for a bit of sweat lids?
>>
get a small on o5.5 in Ready/Odd game lids

also should I buy this t shirt
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>459 replies
>21 posters
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>>68008051
>>
>>68008051
*68 posters
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>>68008051
>confusing number of images with the number of posters
>americuck


choose two
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>>68008051
below average day
>>
anything dece on tv tonight lidos
>>
Lads, what do you think of my Euro Footy Plan

Spain or Italy games
>Italy + BTTS = No
Germany
>-1 Handi in all games
France
>O 0.5 FH in every game
England
>SW in every group game
>Match to end in penalties in knockout games
Northern Ireland / Republic of Ireland
>O 3.5 goals in all games

Plz Rate Strategy
>>
>>68008124
A league of their own in the USA on sky 1 in 20
>>
cash out ireland reback y/n?
>>
what does roy keane say in the half time team talk?
>>
>>68008150
fucking hate james corden and jamie redknapp so will give that a miss i reckon
>>
>>68008150
>Jack Whitehall
>Freddie Flintoff

PLEASE strengthen your wrists
>>
>>68008164
What's di big oidea?
>>
Got Serbia to win 2-1

Which obviously means Israel will win 2-1
>>
could someone make a list of betting terms you guys use here regularly ?

like SW, O, -1 etc, I srsly can't connect it to anything
>>
>>68008164
theres more ta oireland dan dis
>>
>>68008222
>>68001029
>>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
>http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>>
>>68008222
SW = seriously wins. Implies confidence in a bet.
-1 = amount of goals the side concedes. If I got on Ireland -2, I would be getting on them to not concede 2 more goals.
O = over. Say you take O3.5, if the game ends 2-2 you win because over 3.5 goals have been scored
>>
>>68008219
HOLD HOLD
>>
>>68008245
shit im stupid, thanks
>>
IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND
>>
>>68008294
'no'.
>>
>>68008238
KMAAKYAAA
>>
>>68008261
got it, thanks mate
>>
>>68008321

Just read the OP
>>
>>68008261
How can you get half a goal?
>>
can't wait to give a hearty congratulations to the 70th poster in this thread
>>
>>68008338
it's a notional value added to break ties
>>
You fucking potato chucking fucks, how can't you score.
>>
>>68008338

Its when the ball crosses the goal line but doesnt hit the back of the net
Thats where the phrase a goal and a half comes from
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>>68008261
Lol, SW = Straight Win
>>
Its 20C in Dublin lads.
Never bet on the Irish when the weathers good.

Players and fans been out on the piss all day
>>
Should of went large on Serbia
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tears if you were not on this world tip
>>
>>68004601
That was a lie. Let's go astros
>>
Are there any books I can read so that I can get better at gambling? I would really like to start, but I don't actually watch sports.
>>
>ibt
>ron
Looking like ANOTHER losing bet today zzz
>>
>>68008425
There's no skill to gambling
>>
>>68008425
Kelong Kings
>>
need Orninn like oxygen
>>
>>68008433

what was the bet?
>>
>>68008425
Probably books to do with not killing yourself everyday and how to stop addiction.
>>
If the score holds I recoup the losses I made today.
Really wish I didn't bet on exact score. I just know it's going to fuck up
>>
>>68008425
Bank Loans 101
>>
>>68008441
Then how do I make good decisions on bets?
>>
>>68008441
>>68008458
pmsl
>>
>>68008425
Or grays sports almanac 1950-2000
>>
>>68008465
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
>>
Why are Ireland playing so badly? Can someone in the know please give me an insight?
>>
>>68008487
useless atm desu
>>
FUCK IRELAND
>>
222222222222222222222222
>>
>>68008513
pmsl
>>
belarus 2-0 PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL@@@@@@@@@@@@22222222222222222
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Last game to impress the manager before the team gets picked and they shit themselves against Belarus.
>>
R E B A CK I N G
>>
>>68007926

Any tips? Not actual bets, just advice on how to get gud at gambling
>>
Withdrawing my bank roll
I'm done
>>
Cannot wait to see juveguy's yield after this
>>
pmsl juveguy SEETHING
>>
>>68008573
anybody have that one J West post?
>>
>>68008575
You have something left?
>>
Gambling just not profitable anymore.
>>
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>>68008573
>>68008573
>>
how do you delete TT accounts
>>
Should I cash out my whole 17p?
>>
Get on Ireland +2 lads, they'll get one back.
>>
>>68008615
ask big al
>>
Sorry for cursing this IBT bet today lids. Been on a horrendous run. Lost 100% of my bets today, Large on this one zzzzz
>>
Inter U19 0.0 (from 1-2)
@1.75
Inter hitted crossbar and dissalowed goal already, pushing hard for goal
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362924

Important
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>>68008606
>>
>>68008626
will do. x
>>
111111111111
>>
>>68008619

wow gj
>>
>>68008619
I was too late, betting got suspended then goooooal
>>
HOLY SMOKES
>>
>>68008659
You're welcome good friend
>>
>>68008645
Needs more options desu, world of difference between someone who was in /bet/ in early 2014 to someone who came in mid/late 2014.
>Also /bet/
>2011/12
Pick one.
Nobody gives a fuck about the occasional threads that used to pop up as they had no consistent userbase.
>>
>>68008645
zzz so many student/bet/ and WC/bet/ babbies, soon to be joined by euros/bet/ babbies
>>
BT wants a marge on Vatnaliljur minus and overs
>>
>>68008606

Cheers lid, I've seen it before though I was hoping for a bit more info beyond that screencap
>>
>>68008683
THIS

>>68008687
also THIS

genuinely feel sorry for pakis and greasy students who turned up too late to experience the golden era of /bet/. oh wait, no I don't hahahaha
>>
THE COMEBACK IS ON
>>
Ireland to get two more goals in 20 minutes?

Lend them your energy we can do it with meme magic

\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/
>>
>>68008683
just looking for a vague idea lad
>>
>>68008650

Ah, nice one m8. Saved.
>>
>>68008708
The definition of statpadding.
>>
if you rebacked ireland you're a mong
>>
KING
U
R
T
>>
>Alaba
>>
>>68008745
not remotely
>>
is MajorLeagueBetting shrewd?
>>
>>68008795
he's autistic
>>
>austria
>>
>>68008795
mug

>>68008782
no, you should not even be here. Tipping three 10/10 relying on potatoes to score a goal in a friendly is muggier than any mainstream shite.
>>
>>68008803
fucking joke, right
I was huge on them winning 3-0
>>
>>68008745
Not really, its still correctly priced and will affect his results negatively if (when) they lose just as much as it would give a positive result if he were to win. Only a matter of time before doing this sort of thing was gonna catch him out and hit his yield and bankroll hard.
>>
>>68008807
how is it statpadding if it's high risk
>>
Kria AH +1.25 Both these teams finished 3rd in their respective groups last season. Kria manatined their squad and Hamar added 2 fringe players from deild 2
Killa Aegir last season
Baldursson KF last season
They are also playing 2 players that were reserved for Hamar last season. Line is too high because Hamar trashed Kongagir 5-0 but against Alftanes they managed only a draw and Kria lost only 2-1 away to Altafnes. I see it as a very even match here.
>>
juveguy just double up on the next tip

just post the same 1/10 40 times and, if it wins, enjoy having the longest win streak on the site
>>
>>68006871

Poland will win the group lad
>>
STOP THE PRESS
>>
>>68008836
Ibt?
>>
>>68008861
kek

Kek

KEK
>>
>>68008876
no
>>
>>68008876
Mario Falzon
>>
>>68008882

?

draw with Germany and will score more vs. other teams than Germany will

have sex now
>>
goddamn it. can't bear to see my yield post-game
>>
>>68008802
glass houses mate
>>
>>68008903
is he good? on med
>>
gonna look for a cannister of petrol to douse myself with
>>
>>68008973

are you a virgin?
>>
>>68009003
no.
>>
>>68008973
I've been analysing your posts for the past few weeks, and I have to say you're truly a strange little man,
>>
>>68009016

>lying
>>
>>68009022
was intending to set myself alight like a Tibetan monk
>>
>>68009016
What does pussy feel like.
>>
>>68009053
Wet and warm
>>
>ranked 77
>>
>>68009053
custard
>>
>>68009096
pmsl thought i was the only one that thought this
>>
REALLY hope TT messes up and never settles the tips
>>
>>68009110
Go in and mark it as a loss already you fud
>>
>>68009141
automated tips.
>>
>>68008882

I can genuinely, sincerely see Germany shitting the bed and going out in the group stages. I know "gut feeling" doesn't mean shit, but I just can't see them doing well.

The World Cup champions are not going to win the Euros for the second time in a row and it really is quite common for a team that's recently won something to disappoint in the first stage, such as France 2002, Italy 2010, Spain 2014, etc.
>>
-109.02
Profit
>>
>>68009174
he's a meme

i guarantee he doesnt have a betting account
>>
MajorLeagueBetting is definitely on the spectrum
>>
I really don't like Brian Cox's face
>>
>>68009218
he makes me MAD
>>
>>68009218
everyone on /bet/ is
>>
>>68009206
Can't imagine he's actually betting on his own tips.
>>
>>68009229
Can't say I disagree pal
>>
Will be a good day if Vatnaliljur can grab another before HT
>>
how can juveguy be so funny on TT yet such a dullard in /bet/ ?
>>
>>68009274
this.
>>
"feel like i've been lapped several times over. "

giggling
>>
>>68009303
honestly he's having a WORLD night on the banter front. Want him to lose every penny if it makes him funnier if he does so.
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glad i got a chuckle outta you.
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In what world do Golfklubber not score at least 3 more?
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s h a k i n g
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>>68009381

pmsl he will probably send you the money too
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>>68009381
will kek if he gives you a fiver
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>>68009381
Odds on it being ironic.
1.01

Value imo.
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>>68009405
he's impaired to irony
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damn it
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>>68009505

PMSL
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>>68009505
How are your stats actually that bad? what have you been tipping?
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>>68009505
>one (1)
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>>68009527

>3x10/10 on Ireland SW
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What if J West had a car accident and suffered terrible brain trauma and it is actually him posting as juveguy?
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>>68009566
Fucking hell that's retarded.
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>>68009527
my footies stats aren't too bad. at least before this game
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>>68009572
Who is this juveguy anyways? I've only see him beg for money and post losing tips before I filtered him, the only thing I think I know is he bet his bankroll of $300 of juventus all at once
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>>68009646
This post is just as bad as juveguys, honestly take a look at yourself.
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>>68009646
This guy's back again. Jesus Christ.
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Remember /bet/ before TT, Pakis, coloured trainers, greasy sixth formers, London-dwelling darkies, Green voters, shit gimmicks, Lad Bible likers, oversized cap wearers, virgins, sociology students, Tinder mongs, spotty teens, Red Stripe drinkers, dangerous dullards, chino wearers, Rugby lovers, Top Gear watchers, Clarkson worshippers and limp wristed lefties? Remember how nice that was? Shame.
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>>68009711
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz this is getting boring
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>>68009711
worried that you're trying a bit too hard here, mate.
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Night lads. Gonna log out. At least I can rest in the comfort that my yield is not as bad as Hass.
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>>68009728
>>68009735
Touched a nerve? Which one of the list are you two dullards?
>>
>>68009758
I wear coloured trainers sometimes lid.
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>>68009784
Grow up.
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>>68009758
>>68009784

I wear beige gazelles
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>>68009711
>white and black aren't colours
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golfklubbur -1 doesn't lose in a million years.
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>>68009802
Black isn't a colour, you clueless little sixth former. What are they teaching in schools these days?
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>>68009711
>>68009711
it was nice and friendly yes, but downside was that we were also perma DAC
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>>68009711

Have sex PLEASE
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>>68009847
That was pre-enlightenment tbf
>>
>>68009711
I just want the old gang back desu ;_;
The IRC channel idea is still good. On 4chan, it is impossible to not have newfriends who are annoying as fuck.
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>>68009797
>being too much of a classy gentleman to enjoy the comfort of trainers

>>68009802
>>68009837
white reflects light and is a presence of all colors, but black absorbs light and is an absence of color
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>>68009871

Fuck off you mong you are the worst of the lot.
>>
>>68009871
>STILL trying to get the irc going

It is not 2002 anymore chump
>>
>>68009866
What an incredibly tedious and predictable response. Are you a Paki or a sixth former or both?

>>68009871
You shouldn't have driven them away SP

>>68009873
Utter cringe. Trainers are for children and sporting activities.
>>
>>68009908

What an incredibly tedious and predictable response. Are you a Paki or a sixth former or both?
>>
>>68009908
>Utter cringe. Trainers are for children and sporting activities
ok. I'll keep wearing pillows on my feet while your soft weak feet peel and blister from the """classy""" cheap oxfords you wear all day every day

l-look at how manly I am!! I'm an adult, r-right guys???
>>
Reminder that cutting your own hair is +ev and saves valuable gambling time.
>>
>>68009967
pmsl
>>
>>68009908
I think you might have autism pal.
>>
>>68009728
>>68009735
>>68009784
>>68009802
>>68009866
>>68009873
>>68009925
>>68009966
>>68010020
Pmsl at all these nibs, so easy to get all you dull sixth formers biting lmao
>>
>>68010052
Why are you so obsessed with sixth formers?
>>
>>68010052
simply eric
>>
BAIT OUT the greasiest sixth former you know yeah
>>
CALL ME THE WIZARD 5 of 5 in Icelandic DIV.4!!!!! Booommmmm shagalaga BOoOoooooom
>>
Can't decide between dominos and a chinese lids
>>
>>68010224
chinky all day long
>>
>>68010224
Bit late for dinner m8
>>
>>68010197
>8/10s and 6/10 prestaking on VBet

Why are Icelanders such dullards?
>>
>>68010224
Been bowcatting harder than juveguy's yield lately Hass,
>>
>>68010247
Not wrong there, it was about 10 hours ago.
>>
>>68010224
>>68010249
zzzzzzz London-dwelling darkies so DULL, bet you applied to study business at some ex-poly
>>
>>68010276
>he isn't a bowcat
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3618180/Cristiano-Ronaldo-showcases-washboard-abs-athletic-physique-relaxes-board-yacht-Ibiza-claiming-Champions-League-title.html

Reminder to lay portugal during the euros. Ronaldo hung over and shagged out
>>
>>68010276

>Russian at UCL
>No jobs for English/Russian speakers (too many slavs already have them)
>Convert to law
>Incredibly competitive
>Thinking about moving to Scotland

what do?
>>
>>68010356
Do it lid, you can come to the scottish /bet/ meetup next month
>>
>>68010347
Take the same picture in 10 years time, when he's stopped playing, he'll look more like the football instead. Hit 40 and the battle starts. Hit 50 and the body starts to put energy deposits in all the wrong places. Still waiting to see what 60 has in store.
>>
>>68010380

I'm thinking about converting my law degree to Scots law, and going into energy/oil law, because my Russian language skills should be a useful asset and edge me over the competition, rather than in London where everyone speaks a second language.

Is it cold? Will I get killed? Is it sad I'm scared of Brexit and if it does occur, want Scottish Independence to occur, and will move to Scotland 100% or maybe Ireland if they'll have me?

I'm half indian, (but born in London, lived here all my life, 4th generation) does that change your generous offer to a no?

I might go to Edinburgh, apparently it's like the London of Scotland.
>>
JUVEGUY
U
V
E
G
U
Y
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>>68010427
>I'm half indian, (but born in London, lived here all my life, 4th generation) does that change your generous offer to a no?
we're not racist here in /bet/ don't worry
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>>68010427
>I'm half indian
lol, KYS you curry eating street shitter.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363945

SO important
>>
>>68010427
rustle me up a ruby
>>
>>68010525
>>68010535

>>68010502

mixed messages, lads
>>
>>68010276
Political science you little rat
>>68010249
Wew lad, has she ever slipped a finger up the bumhole?
>>68010247
I have severe ADHD. Haven't ate all day and I've been up since 10am
decided on a chinese a few minutes ago and I have yet to actually order pmsl
>>
>>68010427
Not him but I'd rather not have an ethnic there. Never heard it called the London of Scotland but that's probably because of all the home counties yahs here claiming they're from London.
>>
cannot stop won't stop winning
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>>68010570

btw I'm a gril ;)

can't tell if this is the best community or the worst.
>>
Hass to be the next Sadiq Khan
>>
Long read on betting shops published in the guardian today, pretty grim state of affairs:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/31/big-gamble-dangerous-british-betting-shops
>>
>>68010620
>Haven't ate

Pmsl I can see why you only corrected me on the degree subject and not the ex-poly bit.
>>
>I've taken tips from a man who can't even remember to eat

wow
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>>68010636
do you want to be my juvegirl?
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am I the king of /bet/ now?
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>>68010620
No, but i've bare'd the back and deposited there, which was surreal as was my first experience of it.

Any bets on right now?
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>>68010531

phew, lucky I'm not a paki
>>
>>68010658

only if you sign up monthly for my tipping service (£100p/m) for at least 36 months.
>>
>>68010679
was just about to ask you that myself
>>
>>68010647
>classism
Finished A Levels with two A's and a cheey B actually you saucy cow
>>
>>68010636
You probably don't remember but I'm pretty sure our parents got us engaged when were kids
>>
>only doing three A levels

absolute pleb
>>
>>68010738
>Being so greasy you have to spread it across 4 subjects
>>
>he didn't go to a grammar and get forced to do 5 + general studies
>>
>THEY didn't do scottish highers and advanced highers
>THEY have to pay for their education.
PMSL
>>
>>68010786
At the end of the day at least I'm not Scottish, so I think you've got the short straw there pal.
>>
>>68010812
Being a paki is worse than being scottish pal
>>
>>68010812
scots btfo
>>
>>68010824
pmsl >implying I'm a shitskin
>>
Some massive dangers in here
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>>68010786

>Scottish education
>>
>>68010843
>implying I don't have god tier skin
greasy acne ridden sixth formers PLEASE HAVE SEX
>>
w2 chase ireland losses l0l
>>
>>68011027
>le pseudo brown man
pmsl you're a walking parody lid
>>
>>68011056

u2.5 in Brazilian games
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>>68010642
>Shafique Aarij

pmsl
>>
>Ameribets
PMSL, what a boring dullard.
>le pseudo brown man
Will kill himself before he is 30.
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>>68011236
Strange post this
>>
>>68011236
>le schizoid proxy man
>>
Almost shitting myself at the Happn matches I've gotten today, can't even understand why women this beautiful use dating apps

Fuck Tinder honestly
>>
>>68011603
>Happn

shill detected
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>>68011659
>>68011659
>>68011659

NEW
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>>68011603
wtf is this app lid? never heard of it
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