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First for /hm/
>>67966704
delete this
>>67966621
Half term sub edition
WTB senpai desu
Im not betting again until the Euros lads
Going to treat my GF to a nice dinner somewhere this week instead of being down pennies
>>67966621
tez song
>tfw i have more tips than ARP
just made 20 cents from Santos Internacional! fuck yeah!
How to remove stake limits on 365 pls
>>67967404
Go on 365 live chat and ask for Lux.
He'll sort it in a jiffy.
>>67967452
>Australians in charge of banter
Panama is gonna beat or tie Brazil
>>67967500
>(You) in charge of having sex.
>>67967257
more than 2-3 "tips" a day is usually an indicator that the quality of tips will be dire
who needs to have "sex" when life fucks us all anyway???
>>67967867
Deep la
>>67967867
Plato reincarnated
>>67968463
>>67968439
pmsl
>>67968487
pmsl
Worth staying up for the Brazil game lids?
>>67969054
No Neymar = Good match
pmsl at American lower leagues
>>67968546
The state of some of you honestly. Girls getting shagged in Magaluf and you're on /bet/. DUMP the whore and move on.
>>67969798
Just rather eat a pizza
z
Brazil's national anthem sounds like it's straight out of a Tim Burton movie
Brasil such a fraud.
>>67968455
Sorry lad its over
Tomorrows smidge looks tidge!
EZ BETS EZ LIFE
>>67970461
>Canadian toy money
zzzzzz
>>67970461
Can I buy a subscription to your tips
Doesn't feel like a final desu
>>67970971
Because it's not
>>67971275
My chicano friend is talking about Monterrey v Pachuca, the final of the Mexican League.
>>67970461
tfw feel caraway upset, put him on with almeida
almeida gets btfo
never putting any money on a brazilian again
>>67973699
i knew almeida was a stupid favorite. garbrandt underrated. tonight was the easiest $5k i ever made in my entire life
Why is this thread so dead though?
>>67974498
/bet/ is a british based general
It's coming home.
Haven't placed a bet in two days.
Wtb
morning lads /
international friendlies tip of the day
1. france ht/ft
2. sweden -1 (ibra is playing)
>looking through tennis games on b365
>Jurgen Zopp
pmsl
>>67975581
morning lad
im large on bulleen lions o2.5 btw
FUCKS SAKE, was showering and missed bet of the year. 7-0 40 mins in. Crying
>>67976066
dunno about this lid, Greens striker was on the piss last night
>>67976149
yep, FML.
>>67976147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNJiOtpsqBQ
>Aus slag goalies
>>67976231
pmsl
>>67976245
taking overs in any Peninsula Power games in the future
can anyone give me a solid on the bentleigh greens game
>>67976147
Hardly bet of the year. Calm yourself you overexcited child.
>>67976273
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
THEY WANT THE 20
>>67976271
1111
>>67976316
hopped on HT and FT. just before the goal. thank god.
>>67976299
>back -6.5
>stop scoring
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so predictable
>>67976348
head in my hands. No idea why I would rage stake so large. Want to die.
>>67976369
REQUIRE a bullet in my head lads.
good morning :D
>>67976421
I want to pay somebody on Craigslist to come over and beat me up, but I cant afford it anymore
Looks like bulleen lions will be red carded 2nd half and it's one way traffic for bentleigh. Contemplating a -0.75 for the second half.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501 v
>>67976611
went with -0.5 at 1.80 something, recommended.
>>67976626
did the same m8
>>67976634
:-)
odds for England to win euro's dropped to 9 from 9.5 overnight btw. (unibet)
>>67976644
cheeky, I put an acca on england for the euros and england u21s for the toulon cup it's our year
>>67976660
it's either england or belgium or france for the euro's imo
>>67976676
I think I fancy france desu
>>67976692
bound to happen.
>>67976707
trip up unibwin
>>67976728
b-but I'm not unibwin
So what apps do you lads use for betting? Just bet365 or?
Of course, Bulleen Lions scores from a corner. lol
>>67976811
Lets see her lid
>>67976957
Nice one mate
>>67976957
<theatres
>>67976957
>not interested in skull numbing Neanderthals :)
Unlucky lid onto the next one :^)
pmsl jani was probably in this thread already trying to find out what muggy friendly to put his precious 10£ free bet on
Thoughts on sweden -1?
wtb
>>67977360
im on sweden -1 and france ht/ft large. also as a double.
>>67977360
Only worry is Oblak in the goal against Sweden.
>>67977384
Too shaken up after that awful penalties performance
>>67977430
Lol yeah, that's what I'm hoping for as well.
>>67977374
Any info on france ? I am not overly optimistic about them
Oblak wont even play you dumbfucks. The final was Saturday. Two days later he will play a friendly against fucking Sweden? Top lel
It will probably be Handanovic or some other dude
>>67977464
The only info i've got is that they are black and blacks will protect other black people, it's the rule of life.
There's no way they embarass Cameroon today. Im on Cameroon +1
Is this true?
>>67977464
that picture does make me optimistic tbqh
>>67977482
fucking retard.
>>67977494
>Black triggered
And you are a drug addict too. How can anyone fail so much at life?
>>67977511
calls me black, while your country is 100% more niggerish. fuck off please. topkek
>>67977470
>Handanovic isn't good
>>67977494
Alright bro, 2 pounds on your bet ;)
>>67977536
No worries m8. This'll come through. I'll be AMAZED if France doesn't win by a landslide and Sweden somehow doesn't win.
All right lads, I've set up my new TT.
>>67977522
When did i say he wasnt good? These retards think that Oblak will start in net when he played LESS THAN 2 DAYS AGO!!
That's all im saying. Of course Handanovic is good but if your concern is if Oblak is starting or not then be my guest and go large on Sweden TOP LEL
>>67977384
He's not going to be playing a friendly 2 days after champions league final
>>67977491
It must be a very recent rule because I made a withdrawal last week with no problems. I have been verified for about a couple of years though so it might be true for new members.
Anyone on Samantha Stosur ? Should I cash out ?
>>67977464
France will rape Cameroon.
This might just be a freindly but it's certainly not meaningless - players like Giroud are gonna be out to prove themselves fit to be part of the squad for the Euros. Last chance they have before the squad is named I think.
>>67977482
>Portuguese 'humour'
>>67977557
Dont try to explain it, he is black. Will never get it
>>67977491
Made withdrawals only last month, had no problems
>>67977594
Chill the fuck out, okay? I understand he's not playing. You fucking chink.
>>67977594
Why so racist against your fellow Afrricans?
Imagine being such a clueless little sixth former that you seriously discuss friendlies with other clueless sixth formers even though the big boys of Asia have scooped up all the value for themselves with their fancy algorithms.
>>67977592
The only thing wrong with that plan is that Giroud is shit.
The only team France "raped" in the last 1 half/2 years was Armenia, all the other results are 1 goal wins, 2 goals max. That's not rape in my books. Maybe they turn it up today
>>67977619
I hope he plays. That would make you mad af
http://bet.hkjc.com/default.aspx?url=football/odds/tournament.aspx&tournid=1061&lang=en
which team should i bet on
Lids I'm down to my last $6
Will you save me by tipping a winner or is this the end
>>67977724
sweden, thank me later.
>>67977724
England to win the euros lad
>>67977739
Already have too much on
>>67977713
Get a better bookie :^)
>>67977733
>trusting you after that o2.5 debacle
No thanks m8
>>67977713
England
The fundation of the team is LE TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS, a gigantic european side who bath in gold this whole year thanks to all the competitions they've won
It's coming home lads
On a serious note: France
>>67977713
which should i bet to win the Euro
>>67977757
w-what
>>67977766
Cheeky on Poland
>>67977766
Hungary @351
:^)
>>67977912
hungary is not goin to stand a chance to win the euro. sorry lad
>>67977938
Yea mate, it was a joke.
My whole country is a joke tbqh.
>>67977986
not the qts in your country
>>67978002
I prefer asians, we could swap, lad.
Has Euan got over his tantrum yet?
Could go for a WIN
>>67978295
muh asian fever
wtb lads.
>>67977766
Eng/Rus - DRAW
Eng/Wal - WAL
Eng/Svk - ENG
Guaranteed.
>>67978386
Large on Mo
>>67978295
Do Hungarian girls like asian dude?
>>67978470
I was once in Hungary and the people there seem never saw an asian before. Quite a number of people stared at me
>>67978496
You might have some luck with weaboo girls
>>67978496
pmsl
lost 50€ betting on some gooks playing video games
>esports
what a meme, guess i'll stick to real sports
>>67978470
>>67978496
Well, hungarian girls like any dude that has the cash.
And tbqh I don't know, us hungarians are very fucking stereotypical about other races.
btw,
Do you guys track your betting history, in excel or something ?
dire schedule.
>>67977647
>with their fancy algorithms.
It's about information and having access to it quicker than other gamblers desu
British Turkish wants a marge on Wimbledon to win the trophy
>>67978556
Are you Albania's wife?
>>67978574
Yes :3
Can NOT win a bet today. Hope Sweden and France deliver.
>>67978574
>not recognizing SP
newfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67978606
Hush, Maple, I know who he is
>Goff thinks Ukraine a good long shot for the Euros
Such a pseudo
Oh yeah, if anyone wants a cheeky tenner acca, here you go.
1111
any basketball/nba buff's here?
>>67978681
On Skype with Euan and BT what do you need?
>>67978681
GSW win game 7
>>67978712
worth betting on okc to win ? or are they shook
>>67978681
Yo I'm black watchu need
>>67978724
BT says gsw HT/FT lid, Euan had a chuckle at you betting on mainstream
>>67978743
betting on underage players in 3rd league in a 3rd world coutnry is boringg desu
got a tenner on okc thunder, lets go
>>67978556
>dire schedule
>pretty much only Russian league games on atm
Feeling like Sergey right now without the thunder and lightning tbqh
>>67978553
Yes you should track it. You can write down every single down or just focus on daily totals
It's really annoying seeing how some of you shrewd gamblers encourage betting on obscure games, sports, tell mugs to refrain from betting on mainstream events etc etc when in practice it is THEIR money with which you get paid by the bookmakers, and assuming you make a living out of betting, you live from their mug bets. The more people become shrewd, the less profit shall be for you. Remember, you do not gamble against the bookmakers, you gamble against other bettors.
Do not tell mugs to stop betting on NBA/WTA/ATP/EPL/CL/Euro2016 et, let them have their fun, not everyone does this for profit. Most do it for fun, it is a hobby after all.
PS wants 50 EH on Aegir X2.
>>67978816
Did you see them play last game? Durant played the worst game of his career.. Golden state will win no problem
>>67978816
What's your reasoning for betting against the 72-9 regular season record, last season champs at home with the current back to back MVP?
Your tenner could be better spent on giving to a charity like juveguy or salvos
>>67978846
who is this
>>67978845
Eksde dont blame them, they just trying to help a /b(et)rother out
Olimp-Skopa DNB worth a small going off mutuals, league is AIDS though
Did anyone say charity?
>>67979025
Lol
S L A G S
>>67979029
gimmie your paypal got 9,03€ refund for (You) :^)
>>67979025
>fake bt dire AGAIN
>>67979092
eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk
:D
>>67979200
You have to stop posting forever though
>>67979257
i promise......
Med on London Broncos -18.5 they are up 24-0 with 10 mins left 1.8
Kid not watching
Bang they just scored 28-0 kick to come, trader lost their head there
Smack -29.5 they won't concede stil 1.7
>not betting your life savings on GS Warriors
>>67979291
Reminder they were on a +8.5
>>67978568
1111
>>67979382
No idea how they fucked that one up so badly
Let's play a game of guess the tipster
>>67978553
U should I believe. U should also set your cut loss like u are doing investment
>>67979468
Probably because London Broncos U19s are bottom the table with 10 losses from 10 games.
Unless you had team news or something there is no way you'd look at +8.5 pregame and think that was a bet.
>>67978509
Used to date a non weeaboo white girl though
>>67979489
dutchtips
>>67979558
No but a team being up 24-0 with 10 mins to go shouldn't be -18.5, even if Salford scored still the chance they miss the goal.
>>67979632
he always tips 10/10s
>>67979489
Euan Park?
>>67979636
I could just as easily argue that a team with 10 losses from 10 and -249 points difference would be highly unlikely to keep a clean sheet. Not saying it wasn't still a bet at that point but most of the value had gone and was hard/impossible to spot pregame. Probably huge value around HT though I'm not pretending I spotted it or anything.
>>67979632
>>67979656
close! it's our buddy Hass
>>67979489
basi booms.
Juveguy, how has your day been lad? Any progress kickstarting your betting career buddy?
on a Dinamo Brest dc
>>67979777
No, don't have any coin. i get a £5 free bet on wednesday though
>>67979777
>>67979887
Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness
>tfw lost all my profit this month, down over 9k, and will have to start working weekends again
Down monumental sums lids... I just realised I had 90 quid on my limited 365 for Arsenal -1.5 against Villa so I have withdrawn that amount. I'm gonna put 200 back into one of my other 365 accounts, get the bonus, and make it all back.
>>67979955
Literally trawling my emails and gonna use all the free bet codes in the meanwhile, got 15 quid in my account at the moment. Fucking salford, I was on -9.5.
>>67979989
>>67979955
Become a Norwegian and Swedish league JUDGE. Not much else is on now anyway.
But seriously you need help.
>>67979937
I have lost it. Think I should go to a psychiatrist tbqh ;_;
Giants -1.5
CWS/Mets o7
I just got home lads, my mate told me to go LARGE on France. Is it true?
Salaspils - handis don't lose.
zzz no accounts, just one limited 2y but still up 400 today
Why don't people just move up north?
A 200k up north is the equivalent to a 1 million pound house in London or neighbouring areas.
>>67979108
>>67979075
>>67979025
Just got back to see them score the winner :)
>>67980714
weather's shit desu
south coast/ devon or cornwall is the dream
>>67980483
Goals when? Rball looking juicy
>>67980756
s-soon I hope.
>>67980483
what line did you get?
>>67980838
-1.5 @1.8
So Game 6 OKC was a 3.5 point favorite, in game 7 they are a 7 point dog.
Betting moneyline on OKC gets you 2.5 to 1. It's very tempting, certainly they could win 1 out of 3 here right?
>>67980739
>south coast/ devon or cornwall is the dream
This desu, spent the majority of my summer last year in devon/somerset. Hardly a ever saw someone dark, it was like being back in scotland but with better weather and nicer people
>>67980848
>>67980838
tfw seconds away from getting it but they closed the markets
>>67980891
it was available a little longer on skybet. Worrying me a bit already though tbqhwy
>>67981019
magic!!!!!
>>67981019
based
>>67980885
dorset is v. nice too lids
So large on Upesciems @55
>>67981327
tbqh they are battering at the start of this second half
>>67981357
Been leading on DAs for the past half an hour, not that it means too much but that price is way too high.
>all these rball bettors
>HASS
my sides how do you still have money to bet with
loving life
>>67981448
Shite lookIng beach
>>67981445
pmsl what's the silly cunt on now?
>>67981474
not everybody is lucky enough to have a beach cottage mate no need to be angry
>>67981483
Haugesand 0.0 lost 4-2 including missed penalty
>>67977757
Spurs are a better side than any shit that comes out of Portugal though m8
cant stop cracking my knuckles lids
>>67981524
Embarrassing, not sure why people still follow the pseudo tbqh
>>67981445
Had a good first half to the month, but am now down. Here's hoping June will be better.
>>67981483
Haugesund II, home team had quite a few regulars missing and a u19 keeper between the sticks. Haugesund still couldn't even draw though
>>67981544
no worries lid it ain't bad for you
>>67981529
Yes mate, yes
>>67981545
>It lost therefore it was a bad bet
Thinking of removing ARP desu, I can't handle the bants anymore
Alania Vladika +0.25
@1.825
MED
>>67981544
How come lid?
Sweden at 2s
Y/n?
>>67981582
pmsl. Keep coming with these awful excuses lid. Both you're negative yields prove you cant spot a good bet. Fucking moron.
>>67981614
50 odds tips isnt a good sample size m8
>>67981570
is cracking the knuckles in my toes bad? feels better desu
>>67981589
no idea senpai, some days I can crack everything multiple times, eases the tensions in my hands and feet and feels good
also ffs Upesciems
>>67981614
>Both you're
Pmsl. How did your sociology exam go lad?
State of these threads the last 3 months
>>67981629
nibs so easy these days. pmsl think you've fallen for the same one about 3 times.
>>67981646
Pmsl at this excuse, cheers for the laugh kiddo
>>67966621
Who ready for Stjarnan v Breidablik?
>>67981646
No you just can't into typing coherent sentences
>>67981625
pmsl.... enjoy haemorrhaging money.
>>67981667
Get ready for my Stjarnan SW tip ;')
sha la la la la.
>salaspils
zzzz Can't win a bet. Won't win a bet
in a very dark place if Fredrikstad dont score at least 4 more.
9999
>Alania
Free money zzzzz
B 1908 money train
LARGE ON 10-th goal
@1.5
>>67981625
I mean if 50 tips isn't a good sample size why would you make a new account as wouldn't your tips level out to the correct point eventually?
You were tipping well before you got on the tube, seems like you're chasing too much atm
111000
>It's been 188 days
>>67981778
i dont get it
eleveeeen
>>67981755
Most of what I've tipped recently have been tipped with research, only Boston Rivers and Nybergsund games were punts on rball.
I made a new account because it felt like the old was cursed or something desu.
>>67981809
Don't bet on Greek games
>>67981778
>it's been 397 days
>>67981809
Placed some innocent bets 188 days ago, Ladbrokes STILL haven't paid out.
>>67981836
One day lid...
uh, sweden?
>See B 1908 U21s 5-0 up at 40mins
>Remember I've been bitten before several times by the U21 train that ends at HT so decide not to bet
>11-0 by 70th min
Fuck off.
>>67981882
twelveeeee
>>67981862
tfw betfred paid last month with @42 odds
Real Madrid is playing against Murcia.
Lol, they are European Champions, shouldnt have a problem beating Murcia
Real -4 LARGE
ibrahimovic when? are they even gonna let him play?
So what makes someone a pseudo desu? And one a shrewdie?
>>67981862
I'd have been onto customer support and IBAS after a week.
>>67981954
trip on Hass lad
>>67981933
How's Oblak playing?
>betting in a game you CLEARLY have no idea about
Hope you lose desu
Reback Sweden lids?
>Skybet carrying OFC prestakes
>Literally the only markets available are DNB, BTTS and O/E
Tears
>>67981965
portugal so salty
>>67981960
tiers
>>67981965
>thinking hes playing
pmsl
Also, cheers Portugal, you made my accy last night.
>>67982021
>not staking your entire bankroll on Vanuatu DNB
>this Olympiakos Panathinaikos basketball game
Like watching a bunch of high schoolers
>>67982022
Why would i be salty? lel
>>67982037
I dont think he's playing., that would be retarded. I mean he literally played less than 2 days ago and this is a friendly. You have to be a RETARD to think Oblak would be playing this one
You welcome
He's not coming on. Hold your rebacks
post yfw that new account you're unironically following is revealed to be me
>>67981962
Not hass, I just don't understand why tipsters like dutchtips and inplay2g don't get any love here. inplay2g has a strike rate of over 70% in my spreadsheet from 2 months of following.
>Last corner bet
Why do I always fall for this
>>67982069
>How's Oblak playing?
He's not. Only a fool would think otherwise.
>>67982117
tears
REALLY cannot work it round my head why reffocs doesn't get big love around here
>>67982117
>mfw I've bankrolled next corner so many times for it to backfire
>>67982159
who?
>>67982088
>Uac
>>67982088
AJTips?
>>67982190
literally the best tipper on TT (imo)
Need a Sweden goal like air
>>67982233
you and me both
dutch commentator just said it is very likely ibra will be playing at least ~15 minutes to satisfy the crowd.
>>67982233
>>67982237
that disgusting free kick
>>67982253
hopefully he gets two goals during that time.
>>67982253
Aren't Sweden fairly good anyway? Shouldn't they be able to beat lowly Slovenia?
>>67982253
He said he wouldn't play though, during his HT speech when they gave him flowers for 100 caps
>>67982292
Sweden no real big chances, Slovenia are playing decent atm.
Sweden pls
>betting on friendlies where players have no motivation
o-only takes a few seconds to score a goal lads
>>67982446
>muh motivation
Sweden looking dangerous atm. Worth a small reback
>suicidal thoughts
>>67982446
Last chance for a lot of these players to prove themselves for selection before Euro 2016 or CdR.
SWEDEN PLS
>>67982446
>no motivation
>multiple tournaments starting in a few weeks
ok
>this feeling
Released a free tip lads
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM07r57QqGg
Genuinely can't tell which side is France and which side is Cameroon tbqh
>Sweden
what a joke
>all these losses
>bet on Sweden they said
Dickheads
>>67982635
Don't even remember hearing this one. Why am I only hearing this now? top 5 at least desu
>>67982679
>>67982707
semi finals mate. was one of the best, gimmicky lighting actually done well. I was posting it at he time, got a little slept on
sweden real patience test
>Watching Betfair live stream
>Every Sweden dangerous attack lasting 2 seconds
Sweden are shit
>>67982707
great song tbf
Shall I reback Sweden?
>>67982641
Worrying isn't it
>>67982802
0.0 worth a SMED
Ibra owes me 200 euro's tbqh
Anyone on france?
>Swedish set pieces
>>67982834
Reporting in. Also on o3
>>67982834
about 66m people
>>67982856
Need -1 but perma suspended
>>67982883
soso funny
>>67982810
Why?
>>67982923
Trip on Hass
Already marking my draw tip as a win
FUUUCK WAS about to chase losses on france ht and they score fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>67983022
Was a superb strike too
>>67982951
>not BT, the original jiggaboo of /bet/
Want a marge on france -1 tbqh
>>67983022
Reback
>>67983055
I hope that was after the equalizer
PERFECT
>>67983083
It wasn't, pmsl
300 on france ht senpai
>>67983022
>He's not on France and over 2.5 goals
>>67983083
Before either goal, but I'll void it
>>67983125
It'll count in my book lad
Hass wants a small on Ranheim SW, Namsos have conceded at least 2 in 6 of their 7 games
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353539
cannot stop throwing money on france ht
>>67983318
Looks shit, I'd rather be on -1
>>67983267
>Not having -5k
At first I thought you guys knew what you were doing and genuinely listened to your tips.
Turns out you're all genuine addicts who just chase their losses.
>>67983267
Is it important though?
>showing a player a yellow card sideways
why
>>67983371
>being bad at choosing which tips to follow
>>67983267
I'm the one who voted 7.5k but I meant minus.
I'm down almost 10k
DOWN MASSIVE LADS. Got a HUGE tennis acca for tomorrow. Pray for me.
>>67983267
>this many penny punters
>>67983385
This. There will literally always be new people coming in and posting terrible tips especially on mainstream games. No point trying to stop it from happening because you can't but you can choose to ignore those obviously terrible bets that have no value.
>>67983417
Post it please lad
France are g-g-going to score a second right?
222222222222222222222
Thank you based Pogba. Fuck you Sweden. FUCK YOU.
>>67983443
'no'
>>67983345
jumped on this too. thanks based god.
Second half France @1.65 lads
>>67983436
Researching a few matches lid. Will get back when I get the full list.
>>67983697
Inb4 all the favourites in the French Open
>>67983765
v. strange post
>>67983765
zzz using your proxies again joe?
>>67983765
underrated post
>>67983765
Has he finally cracked?
Has all the altitude got to him?
>>67983765
Where is this shit posted
>>67983844
Telegram group
>>67983896
wat
Anyone get on Ranheim?
Such a Norwegian lower league JUDGE
>>67983932
>not being a part of the telegram group
PMSL
>>67983932
Don't mind the trolls friend. It's from a secret group called Professional Gambling Advice which costs 25pounds per month.
The guy who posted that is an albino addict with shit tips, not worth it desu
>>67984005
You should get a better vpn if it takes 5 minutes to start up
>>67983172
>actual winner
>didnt post on TT
pmsl
thanks for the BOOM though lid
>>67984005
>costs 25pounds per month
whattt
>>67984052
pmsl
Very VERY worried about SP's mental health, the amount of 'characters' he's invented is simply odd. Very dangerous man imo.
>>67984005
have sex please
>>67984077
>SP
who?
>>67984108
Sporting pundit, some twitter sperg who used to spam here for followers
>>67984125
don't feed the newfag
>>67984065
Was just a soccerway bet desu
>>67984148
Soccerway bets should still get a you a positive yield. +10% or so maybe
Got large on Tabare-Marne overs hard. Tabare and Marne's totals are skewed because they played in literal concrete venues with the harsh humidity we have in Uruguay. A correct line would be 155 or something like that.
>prestaking on basketball
Also thoughts on Copa America? I don't think Uruguay is going to win but @10 it's lots of value to me
btw hey it's me
put the house on france o2.5 teamgoals
>>67984148
>researched tips on TT lose
>random soccerway tips wins
It's poetry
>>67984077
I'm pretty sure /bet/ is just me and all of SP's creations at this point tbqh. Very scared.
>>67984077
this iteration isn't even the original albania
>>67984203
I think he left last year desu
Reminder that SP got his online therapist to do this.. pmsl;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
>>67984235
Still gets tbqh.
Really do miss Jamie :(
Don't know whether to be more concerned that there are so many Albanian posters or that there are so many Albanian proxies
>>67984285
Did this ever happen with other rareflags? I remember me and Slovakia were pretty much namefags
>>67984285
>Migrant boat rescue: Two Britons charged over Channel incident - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36412728
>18 albanian migrants
You should be more concerned that his personalities have come to life and are trying to get into Britain to shitpost irl
End of days desu
Is anyone here NOT SP?
>>67978845
Applauding this.
But then I read the rest of the thread. You can message me on tt if you need to talk, SP.
On my hands and knees BEGGING for a 4th in the France match
>>67978845
So what your saying is stop tipping?
Imagine /bet/ without SP
>>67984366
Man I've missed so much, even Euan's travelling now
>>67984412
Not really.
Just don't need to tell people how to become shrewd, how to avoid Bet365 limits, how to verify Skrill in your friends name, how to research obscure games etc.
It's like you don't even want to make money and instead prefer a bunch of Internet dullards to take it off from you.
Boycotting Sante Fe if this Uruguay bball tip doesn't come in.
6 years ago /bet/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5wOHIi7xCU
;_;
>>67984468
I support Nacional not Santa Fe. Santa Fe eliminated us in Sudamericana, too
We also have a basketball team and it's playing today, I wanted to go :(
>>67984448
tfw no arg gf
help lid
>>67984366
Pmsl the post you quoted is probably more relevant to you than anyone else on /bet/ tbqh. Strange little man with a very worrying lack of self-awareness.
>>67984487
Need someone to smack me over the head with a baseball bat so I can rewatch it fresh :(
>>67984487
NEED Season 7 like A I R
>>67984495
I don't know if anyone remembers the story I told about my argie gf
She has a gf now
And I was with her anyways
I don't think there's anything more empowering than cucking a lesbian
Can someone put a tenner on something on my behalf
>>67984409
I'll take it
France a shit
>>67984543
Argie birds seem incredibly open sexually
>TEARS
WHY DID YOU DO THIS FRANCE?
>>67984590
They are
Argie gfs are way more upfront than uruguayans, but there's like a danger zone after meeting them where they start feeling lots of anxiety, insecurity or whatever for any reason and may cut all contact forever. No idea why. They're very conflictive and won't hesitate to make shit happen out of nowhere if they feel bored
PAYET PAYET PAYET
>>67984497
Pmsl applying aftersun to the absolute burn you just gave me.
>>67984651
Very interesting. It's the perfect woman really, isn't it.
>>67984590
There was actually a documentary about this on BBC3.
>>67983765
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/4lqf65/baikiri_national_stadium_the_home_ground_of_the/
What do you think Mackers' username is lads?
>>67984751
>>67984710
love their attitude, very different to the stereotypical latino girl while also not being cold as shit like europeans
>>67984751
Uackers
Is odds30 legit?
Is that how Euan wins his tips
What /bet/ taught us today
>Oblak will play
>Sweden will DESTROY Slovenia
>France will RAPE Cameroon
Did any of those things actually happen? Of course not
For tomorrow im looking at the Nigeria odds against fucking Luxembourg. Only problem is that i dont trust blacks.
>>67985156
Same here... never trust an African team but damn if they don't beat Luxembourg manlets it's quite disappointing
>>67985182
If you check Luxembourgs latest results they actually arent that bad. Sure they lose most of the time but they are never the blowouts you would expect and Nigeria's win 3 days ago was their first one in 4 months.
I dont know
>>67985156
Can't stop losing, will not stop losing.
you now remember when Stjarnan played at the san siro
>>67985221
How I see it is that Nigerias weakness is mainly on defense, since they have strong forwards and OK midfield.
Can't see Luxembourg scoring a goal so they might park the bus but eventually the Nigerians will break it.
>The odds shift in the OC Blues game
Can't just be rball babies right?
>>67985841
Nope, just rball babies. Should have put more than a greasy fiver on pmsl
>>67985841
>>67985890
WTB Hass lid?
>To Win the NBA Championship
>Golden State @1.833
>Cleveland Caveliers @2.6
Literally free money
>>67986085
Was FC Tucson @3.0
Maybe over 5 is still worth taking.
>>67986085
Oh and it's OFC Nations Cup today too, although I have no idea who's carrying and haven't actually looked into team news or anything, so it would be nice to be spoonfed
Westbrick u46.5 points + rebounds + assists is a genuine mainstream special
>>67986477
Agreed.
Even if somehow OKC get up today they won't beat Cavs.
>>67986684
Take with a pinch of salt but unders is usually a safe bet. None of them can score for shit.
Solomon Islands/Vanuatu is worth a small over 2.5, they are capable of beating Tahiti, Fiji etc.
None of this applies when NZ are involved.
>>67986684
I can do you a little write up in a min for Group B who I watched on Saturday (playing again in 7 hours time) but I missed the Group A games so I'm fairly clueless on them too.
Orange County red card. Any value left?
>>67986826
Put a smed on o4.5
>>67986765
>they are capable of beating Tahiti, Fiji etc.
Surmised this myself from the OFC CL, with the teams from the respective countries playing with depleted foreign players.
Will definitely set my alarm for the Soloman Islands game.
>>67986779
That would be much appreciated, thanks pal xx
How did bookies price the markets last week? Not as bad as the early CL fixtures I'm guessing.
>Vanuatu +3 @evens
Seems as though that is priced a bit far
>>67986684
>>67986779
>>67986873
Vanuatu were all over Solomon Islands but couldn't defend for shit and their strikers couldn't finish for shit, their game against NZ will be a tough one to find value in with bookies only offering prestakes, at least that was the case with the first round. NZ will win but it could be a massive blowout if they play the same or surprisingly tight if Vanuatu sharpen up at either end of the pitch.
Fiji vs Solomon Islands I've had my eye on, Fiji were without their manager in the first match vs NZ because he hadn't sorted out his visa, literally showed up in the country and got turned around at the airport, will be flying out today but only getting there a few hours before the match however Fiji were fiarly good against NZ anyway meanwhile Solomon Islands changed their technical director a week or so ago and have had little time before the tournament not to mention missing their flight out which gave them even less preparation time which showed as they were an absolute shambles against Vanuatu and only won because of Vanuatu's defence being shit and their strikers missing a bunch of chances.
Solomon Islands were also incredibly aggressive against Vanuatu but the ref was a massive pussy, easily should've had at least two guys sent off and I expect they will keep that up and will surely start to get punished.
Personally I'd duck the Vanuatu v NZ game or maybe a small on overs. Fiji will beat Solomon Islands maybe by 2 or 3 if SI play like they did in the first match but I assume they will look a little better but still think Fiji a good bet.
Mara, Tipico, 10bet, bwin and a few other shitters carrying. Skybet carrying just SI vs Fiji but tez choice of markets. Betfair exchange carrying but don't fancy your chances of getting matched.
Saw this pop on on PS, anyone else aware of it? To me seems like it might be +ev especially if you know who you're playing against. We already have charts giving us a -2% loss against house, maybe that could be offset.
>>67987142
Can get Fiji DNB @1.87
>>67987198
Yeah I got 1.9 earlier on Mara which since it was Mara I max staked but realistically wouldn't go bigger than 7/10 stake since I expect SI will be a bit better and if the ref is a pussy again (but I checked and it is a different guy at least) SI might be able to bully them enough that there is not as much value in that price as SI might be able to do exactly what they did against Vanuatu using their physicality to limit chances and then capitalising on one of their few chances since their strikers are actually pretty reasonable compared to most teams in the tournament.
>>67987270
Do mara not limit? Why don't people use them more than 365 since the oddss are usually much better?
>>67987328
ofc they limit
>>67987353
Then why max stake? Doesn't that ruin the odds?
>>67987328
They do limit and also their max stakess on unlimited accounts are pretty small in comparison to most bookies so considering 365 generally cover more games, more markets and have bigger limits they will always be considered superior. Mara are just good for offering super shitty tournaments like this so I keep a fresh one that I only use on OFC and some weird Asian tournaments I can never find elsewhere.
Literal LUMPS on Golden State
>>67987353
>>67987398
Thanks lids
$100 on okc +7
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/donald-trump-will-win-the-us-presidency-by-a-landslide-dont-underestimate-him-yet-again-a7051686.html
Reminder to lay hillary
Why don't you bankroll Warriors -7?
Do you guys give yourself limits? How do you stick to them?
I just started betting on sports and I'm trying to limit myself to $50 a month from my own money, more if I win obviously, but I can see this blowing out of proportion
>>67987870
limit??? mate theres no limit to winning
>>67987824
Because the line is a little high. I'm still on them though, just not a whole lot
>>67987962
Gsw 1q -2.5
Bye bye
>>67988368
Forgot trip
>>67988368
Fancy that more than the -7. Think the line should be closer to -4
>>67987870
You're doing it wrong mate.
You only put in money once. You bet with 2, 5, or 10 percent of the whole amount depending on how you feel.
Uruguay surreal. Hope Santa Fe wins on Thursday pal. xx
>>67987824
>https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/d2fe092Z3R6S1FCalVuU0YxTXN3WEVab201dz09/r/702986/
>trusting memeoirs
>>67989879
>>67989879
This, cheers m8
>>67990044
>le fade the public forum
>>67990044
tbf Warriors ML @above evens is worth it now
Is it time to get on the warriors? I'm not watching.
>>67990116
that's $34k usd of btc in that betslip m8
way more than penny punters
memeoirs are due for the 30 for 30: 73 and none
>>67990188
I would agree with that but I still think this is where meme magic happens
>>67990256
Yes. Wins more often than it loses
>not believing in meme magic
Lost hard betting last game on OKC; but i learn from my mistakes ;P
>>67993340
>tfw large on over 5.5 points for Bogurt
Kill me, please
>>67993445
Why. Just why?
>>67993766
cause reddit.
>>67993445
>trusting Australians
>>67990280
>>67990188
>>67990369
>chokelahoma shitty blunder
>even in the biggest of games living up to their name
UAC
Does anyone know a bookie website have a prop bet for which team kevin durant will leave to in free agency?
Lads, lads, lads, let's talk about what we're doing to prepare for the Manila Major.
Personally, I've booked off work from Thursday to next Friday. I also broke up with my gf, and told all my friends to fuck off until after the tournament ends.
Shaking with excitement at the SUMS i will be raking in WEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>67997125
Depends if you use bitcoin or not
>>67997463
wtb
>>67997125
Willing to bet that bovada will carry it
>>67997463
secret to not make it out of group stages
navi to win it all
>>67997494
I don't think I'll bet on it, I'd just like to see the odds of prospective teams
>>67997533
thanks la
congratulations on picking gsw too
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/d2fe092Z3R6S1FCalVuU0YxTXN3WEVab201dz09/r/702986/
45 grand down the drain kek
>>67997583
>that much on the OKC ML
>not taking into account the curse of Lil B
cmon
>>67997505
>>67997578
i see a very high probability that either secret or liquid wins this. It's going to be a great tournament either way.
>>67997701
was only memeing since I saw your future bet
The last time I bet on either team they got 0-2/3'd by a worse team so I would never trust them again
Same goes for OG
I just follow this for now http://skillbeatsluck.org/, cba to watch doto with slow internet
>>67997952
Not a bad blog desu. I will probably follow this guy, I like to hear opinions from other gamblers. I always follow my own instincts though.
>tfw no tinder matches in two days
Feel ill
>>67998590
Post profile pictures
>>67998590
And bio
There are people who literally don't follow my tips
I even told you that the line should've been 155 and the total was 156, god damn
>>67999212
>>67999225
I got on though mate, thanks for the profits. Got any good tips for tomorrow?
>>67998748
>>67999039
I literally have one picture of myself, and my bio is "I'm boring". I still got plenty of matches a day for the past two weeks, but these past few days I've had almost nothing. Going to stick with the same bio because they love it apparently, but I'm gonna add more pics.
>>67999325
Lines aren't up yet so I don't know
Also I won't be online when the matches are up to snipe some handis :( my fav pasttime
good morning lads.
>>67999548
good morning friend
>>67997701
>secret winning this
nigga you high? liquid has a good chance tho
>>67998590
can i bet on the over/under for this
>>67999796
Line is at 02.5. Has to be atleast a 6/10 to count.
This morning's skedge is the tezziest skedge I've ever seen
Just deposited $1500 into my asian odds account. If I just stake a large on every admin, ARP, and euan tip I will make far more than I do working. Surely making a living betting is not this easy. Am I missing anything?
>>68000370
your ROI in asia will not be more than 5%. To make $40,000 in a year you need to bet $800,000 in the same period, which basically means betting twice your roll every day on average. GL
>>68000370
>Euan
>profit in Asia
>>68000370
>not large staking Basi
>>68000386
>>68000388
I'm using Asian odds because it is the only way I can get good live betting in America. And why can't I get a good ROI? I can bet on pinnacle sports through Asian odds 88.
>>68000415
it's v. hard to get yourself a good edge in the long run. why don't you advertise on craigslist to get a UK/yuropean resident to set up some bublbegum accounts for you and profit on easy misprices?
>>68000444
I don't need to get an edge personally I can just bet on admin tips that have a 70% win percentage and also I can't buy a bubblegum account because then I would have no way of cashing out.
the men's volleyball games seem like ez $
just made 100 bucks off france
>absolute STATE of the skedge.
Guess I'll have to actually go to work pmsl.
Riggedanon EXPOSING the nba
