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>>68011393
>>68011393
>>68011393
NL players who have higher slash lines (each component of the line has to be higher) than Bryce Harper (.242/.415/.535)
>Ben Zobrist (.351/.452/.538)
>Dexter Fowler (.316/.433/.537)
>Daniel Murphy (.395/.426/.621)
>Ryan Braun (.351/.424/.583)
@ROOTSPORTS_NW 3m3 minutes ago
We currently have technical difficulties. Power outage at Safeco Field.
>>68011375
>2016
>Not having a knuckleball, screwball, forkball, and eephus as your pitches
>>68011407
>that murphy slugging
Justin Upton will hit a HR tonight.
>>68011407
To be fair, Zobrist, Murphy, and Fowler are BABIPbabbies and are slowly falling back to earth. Only based Braun can maintain his production.
>>68011443
>not making it out of advanced A
>>68011450
>JUSTin Upton
>Even making contact with the ball
QUICK
MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST KNUCKLEBALLS
>>68011466
Why don't you make the gamethread
>>68011493
Yankees btfo both of them, and hard.
>>68011485
>>68011493
why dont memeball catchers just use a bigger glove?
Confirmed Royals players listen to Death Grips
>>68011488
I'm not cut out for that kind of responsibility.
Swelmet
>>68011515
They literally do. Wright carries around and extra sized glove for his catchers to use that gives them typically 2-3 inches more in overall reach.
It's just a stupidly difficult pitch to catch. Thing's a fucking whiffleball and it comes in like a rock.
>>68011513
>btfo of young and dickey
literally not even a mediocre accomplishment
And that folks is the bitter rivalry between the Mariners and Padres
I hope the Indians aren't entering one of their little league batting phases
>Marlins field still has soccer lines on it
>>68011695
It's just a repeat of last year. Runners get on with <2 outs, and then the next person gets out or grounds into a DP
>>68011634
Who are the Padres?
Of the two in the webm who would you rather have on your mlb team?
Indians Rags
>>68011788
>>68011788
>>68011788
>>68011788
Jesus christ this all star voting. I really hate how it's gotten popular to go "meme this" and "meme that" all the time on 4chan until it doesn't mean anything any more. But holy shit. If there were ever a meme team, the Royals are it.
>>68011756
Which field is the worst? Rays?
>world's biggest flooded living room
>>68011833
Thing is, the royals take pride in that. Most teams would absolutely hate it, but meme magic is real to them. .
>>68011833
>Royals
>Meme Team
I think you mean the White Sox or Blue Jays
>>68011880
tropicana, oakland, toronto, atlanta
>>68011880
Rays for the catwalks and A's for the sewage
ok so I need predictions.
who is going to get jose fernandez at the end of the season and what shit are the marlisn to get for him? I am not saying he is shit but we all know that he is getting traded for pieces
>>68011901
Anon. There's other qualities to a meme team besides what happened with the Jays, and Sox.
The fact of the matter is, almost everything the royals do is meme magic, meme related. Not entirely a bad thing,
Look at this come back, completely memes. Probably 99% fueled by the salvador perez injury, the royals couldn't lose that game after that, not for their beloved team mascot.
>>68011901
Ok. If there were ever a meme FAN BASE, the Royals have it.
>>68011938
yankees or red sox
>>68011938
hes got 3 more arb years why would they trade him now
red sox, dodgers, and probably yankees will all be in for him
>>68011985
How will he fare in the AL?
>>68011983
That would be White Sox or Red Sox. Throw in Dodgers or Blue Jays as well.
Royals just seem happy that their team's doing well. A meme fanbase is literally a joke.
White Sox fans are notorious crybabies who shame all positive thinking fans as "bandwagonners"
Red Sox fans spam REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE after every pitcher allows 5 ER
Dodgers fans are DG and DG incarnates
Blue Jays fans are fucking leafs, say no more.
>>68011963
>White Sox
>79-83
>Just Fuck My Shit Up Senpai
>>68012018
we have nothing we can trade for him, loria wants cheap young prospects without any service time and high upside
>>68012018
Anon, come on.
What makes the royals a meme team isn't the fact they're happy their team is doing well, it's how the fans show it, and even the way they play baseball. It's hilariously great.
>>68012018
And kansas city fans are content with just existing. But the royals are basically the GS Warriors of baseball so the memes have beeb hot lately
royals rays
>>68012168
>>68012168
>>68012168
post ur face when Scott fucken Kazmir ends pilates' W streak tonight.
KEVIN PILLAR WALK ALERT
I REPEAT KEVIN PILLAR HAS WALKED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THERE WAS NO HBP OR ANYTHING
Put this guy in the ASG
>>68012270
Cubs vs Dodgers
>>68012270
>>68011516
confirmed giants players listen to death grips
late jints at barves thread:
>>68012276
>>68012276
>>68012276
>>68012222
Nice quads
Yu Darvish will go to the world series before the Dodgers
>>68012287
This is Scott Servais leaving Seattle
>Mariners #2 offense in the AL
This meme magic will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
>whos
>Who's
@CurtoWorld
Rainiers are starting Jonathan Aro today in place of James Paxton, who received lots of #hugs, but I've got no further info.
oh fuck. pls dont do this dipoto.
What is a better measure of a team's offense? Runs scored or OPS?
wRC+ or whatever doesn't count
Right before Theo left, he drafted the following players for the Red Sox in the 2011 draft:
Matt Barnes
Blake Swihart
Henry Owens
Jackie Bradley Jr.
Noe Ramirez
Mookie Betts
Travis Shaw
This man is literally a god.
>>68012451
wait, who's getting sent down? Romero?
>>68012467
It's pretty stupid how good he is at recognizing talent.
A's
>>68012451
#HUGWATCH #HAPPENING
>>68012451
Who would we be getting?
>>68011493
<stat cast
fuck that is even more autistic broadcasting than normal
>>68012475
No we need Romero until Martin comes back. I'm scared about a trade happening
what are you doing jerry
>>68012475
Since Marte's also coming back I'd imagine O'Malley
>>68012490
Unbelievable. I wonder if any Red Sox fans hold resentment for him leaving? He directly helped the Red Sox win three World Series, established a sustainable foundation, and made the Yankees become their bitches for the first time ever.
Unreal.
>>68012576
Marte comes back on the 6th
>>68012222
nice pic m8 :^
Paxton was traded to Philly for Rodolfo Duran and Alberto Tirado
hmmm
>>68012661
DONT DO THIS TO ME
>>68012661
you best be sourcing that shit
>>68012685
Not what I wanted either but he's injury prone as it is, there's too much risk in trusting him too much.
I'm the one who wanted Karns traded after Spring Training, look where he is now? Might even be our best pitcher right now.
>>68012711
Oh it looks like that Twitter post was deleted.
Either way, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>68012222
DG is laying it down.
You pilates defenders gonna pick it up???
>>68012711
You don't want to trust having SP depth for Karns who almost certainly won't be pitching 200 innings, or Walker who probably won't be either?
>>68012598
You happened to respond to a Red Sox fan.
Most of us are pissed at Henry/Werner/Lucchino for running him out of town.
At the time, we were just coming off the worst fucking collapse in history literally ever, so we were all pretty pissed. But once things calmed, people have gotten really upset that Theo was basically kicked out/fired by the upper management here.
it came down to an ultimatum for the Ownership group to choose between Lucchino and Epstein as for who would have controlling power of the team
Lucchino won out I suppose, the slick lawyer bastard.
Larry and Theo hated each other, always did over the years and they always disagreed on shit, so that was the last straw for Theo.
I don't blame him for leaving. He's the only reason I don't hate the cubs tbqh with you Joe.
>>68012752
There's the trade deadline for that.
>>68012780
Trading Paxton for anything other than another SP would be fucking moronic
>>68011389
Who is this vaginal vampire?
>Kluber
>>68012759
Damn, I kinda feel sorry now. But we're very happy to have him. I get to drive by his house all the time :^)
>>68012859
Sasuga Aoki
>>68012800
Derek Jeter
I see rumors of a 6-man rotation. Also weird since Felix is pitching tomorrow.
>>68012906
>not a trade
BORING
>>68012906
Felix going on the 60 day DL for Tommy John surgery.
>TJ Cotterill@TJCotterill
>Pat Listach only said reason James Paxton isn't starting is because he's "doing something alternative. ... I don't know what's going on
https://twitter.com/OOTPTigers/status/737375954176200704
Found it.
>>68012945
? Did he decide he wants to be an outfielder? What the fuck?
>>68012958
>ALL NEWS TWEETED IS NOT REAL LIFE NEWS, IT'S SIM NEWS
>>68012958
>Marines
>>68012980
OH FUCK
This is OOTP?
I feel fucking retarded.
>>68012958
fuckin rim me.
>>68012941
he's okay. his velocity is up from what it was in april
@Softykjr
Dont know what exactly is happening with Paxton, but was just told its not a trade. FYI
wew
>>68013013
OH YES THANK GOD
I'm a newbie to the sport. Been watching for the last two seasons every now and then, how the fuck do you guys keep up with everything going on?
>>68012990
you dumbass lmao.
TRIVIA TIME!
Who has the higher BA: Joc Pederson or Bryce Harper?
The answer... Harper by .001 (242 vs 241)
>mfw david lough has 2 hits in 1 game
>>68013030
Most people just pay attention to their own team. What do you mean by everything
>>68012859
Cishek dressed up in Pats shit. Brave
>>68013061
Just seeing people keep up with most of the movers and shakers in the league. I reckon it's mostly because it's in the news.
To that effect, any good places to keep an eye on for sports news? I follow the mets.
>>68013030
follow the local beat writers and blogs of your team, and some national guys.
>>68013080
Charlie at FanFest 2 years back had plenty of bantz related to the Pats as well
He and Pax are probably the best guys to meet while there.
>>68013084
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
>>68013084
what this guy says
>>68013090
help him out metsbros
>Doyers already have a hit off Irratea
>>68013122
Was kind of expecting something on the level of meatspin or lemon party but it's a real site
>>68013013
@a_buhla 6m6 minutes ago
Listach: "He may be called up, actually. I think they wanted to hold him out just in case he is."
>>68013143
>not knowing about MLBTR
>>68013122
This site is always reporting shit that happened days ago
>>68013172
PLEASE DFA PERALTA IN HIS PLACE
GOD DAMN IT
>>68013205
>Paxton as a RP
>>68013202
for the small stuff yea, but its a nice single place to learn of the big moves
>>68013173
I just watch my teams' games, don't give a fuck about that kind of thing
>>68013220
idc just get peralta off the damn team
holy shit, he's the only guy I have a problem with
>>68013241
Really hope Furbush and Zych will both be back soon.
>The Toronto Blue Jays acquired former closer Jason Grilli from the Atlanta Braves on Tuesday for a pitching prospect.
>Atlanta obtained right-hander Sean Ratclilffe, an 18th-round pick in 2013 who was 2-2 with a 3.60 ERA in 22 games with Class A Vancouver last year.
Why the fuck was anyone willing to give up ANYTHING for Grilli?
>>68013282
Since they aren't paying Grilli's contract
>>68013310
It's not like the braves give a fuck about money this year anyways
>>68013272
it's amazing how well the bullpen has been preforming without it's two best pitchers
Is Omar Infante any good this year?
>>68013337
He's literally not even an everyday starter.
>>68013282
>Why the fuck was anyone willing to give up ANYTHING for Grilli?
because we have 2 actual relievers and then 11 guys who LITERALLY CANT THROW STRIKES
>>68012990
nice going Zach
Pitching duels are the best mein senpaitachi
JUST
>>68013433
Where the hell did you get the video feed to cut this?
Mike Curto @CurtoWorld 1m
Paxton traded to Padres for James Shields.
>>68012800
Christine Press, USWNT player
>>68013440
mlb.com
>noah syndergaard now a reliever
lmao what a bum
ICHIRO HIT COUNT
>2963
37 hits until 3000
>>68013545
for great honor.
>>68013545
i miss u ichi
>>68013612
;_;
>But this season, Ichiro has flipped that narrative on its head. Instead of continuing his depressing slide into the abyss, he’s currently hitting .385, rarely striking out, drawing walks at a greater rate than ever and generally spraying line drives all over the field. According to FanGraphs, he already has more WAR this season (0.7) than in his previous two combined (-0.3). In fact, he’s on pace (for whatever that’s worth) to finish with one of the best twilight-of-career-with-a-weird-team seasons in major league history.
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ichiro-is-old-and-good/
>>68013220
paxton starts and rockbear moves to long relief
>>68013656
I think the writer accidentally put his OBP as his AVG. But he's hitting .313 which is his best since 2010
>>68013692
That article was written on May 25th, he was batting .385 after May 24th's game. It's dropped down to .313 since then.
>>68013746
Makes sense then. 1 hit in last 23 ABs (not including today's 2 hits)
>>68013656
>>68013692
538 fuckin jinxed it
this team may not win again for the foreseeable future. they are bad. fire van burkleo already for god sakes
Let's play a little game /mlb/
Post yfw you wish you were in New York
@darenw 2m2 minutes ago
Noah Syndergaard threw 9 pitchers 100 MPH+ in the 7th inning... Since 2008 there are 7 teams that haven't thrown that many.
>>68013545
Crazy to see that he has the 5th best fWAR of any player from '00-'09
>>68013913
David Adler @_dadler 6m6 minutes ago
Noah Syndergaard, the reliever:
101 mph FB x 6
100 mph FB x 3
99 mph FB x 2
95 mph SL x 1
94 mph SL x 3
92 mph SL x 1
92 mph CH x 1
#Mets
>2nd inning
>losing 6-0
>Reds pitching
>>68013545
the best Japanese player of all time to have played in the MLB as of right now. Was an honor to have my team play against him a majority of his career
>>68013913
Night night to that elbow soon
>>68013888
I have them pegged at 42-60 at the trade deadline. time to clean up
>Dodgers recall LHP Julio Urias from Triple-A Oklahoma City, place LHP Alex Wood (left posterior elbow soreness) on 15-day DL
>>68013939
how long until this dude's arm falls off
>dads
>>68013962
STEP ASIDE TWINKS WE ON THE WAY
>>68013967
He's the reason I got into baseball. I was like 5yo and didn't even know that the mariners were having a historic season. I just liked the japanese guy
NICE BULLPEN YOU GOT THERE MEST
>>68014082
Is that their new closer?
>>68014091
I started in 2000, and then really got interested in the game in 2001 and started watching a lot with my grandpa. He really loved Ichiro.
That was the last year for gramps.
>>68014159
Excellent blog
>>68014122
Pretty sure the Mets bullpen has one of the lowest ERA in the NL actually.
>>68014171
GO FUCK YOURSELF CANUCK. WE'RE HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT HERE
>>68014159
damn bro, sorry about your gramps
>The Orioles have placed backup catcher Caleb Joseph on the 15-day disabled list after he underwent surgery for a testicular injury sustained over the weekend when he took an unfortunately placed foul ball
>testicular injury
God. Damn.
RIP Caleb Joseph's left nut.
>>68014159
>ichiro will die in your lifetime
>>68014182
>giving up the lead to the Whos
Shame
>Phillies """"""""""""""""""offense""""""""""""""""""
The meme dream is dead.
Guessing they'll bring up Paxton for a 6 man rotation so that they can have Felix pitch in both series against the rags
>pie rats
>Mookie Betts almost had a 4-HR game
damn
>>68014266
dipoto playing monopoly while other GMs playing trouble
Watch the whos fuck this up somehow.
>baltipoor allowing a manlet 3 hrs
>>68014374
Guess the buck truck broke down :^)
Angels Tigers thread
>>68014387
>>68014387
>>68014387
>this kazmir and arrieta pitchers duel
well okay then
Post yfw the Reds have allowed 8 ER
>>68013888
Well this shit happens, and for Cleveland it's always at the wrong fucking time.
Kipnis needs to lead off desu
>>68012800
Christen Press, my man. Official Waifu of the train wreck, piece of shit team known as the New York Yankees.
Lads......
>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS
LOLMFAO THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
>>68014441
surprised it didnt cut a piece of his ear
>>68014467
in America baseballs aren't covered in ice shards so no
>>68014421
I wish we had a waifu like you and the red memes
>>68014505
Does Pilates, totally doesn't inject himself.
You meme faggots are going to get shut the fuck down either way. We'll score first and Arietta will eat my shit for good.
>10 games over .500
>First place
>Bats coming alive
>Bullpen playing well
>Darvish joins an already great rotation
You preparing your busts /mlb/?
>>68014510
QT magic hasn't even worked for the Yankees lately. It can only do so much to save a shit team
>>68014570
>rags
please explain how steroids allowed a pitcher to develop a 90 mph cutter/slider hybrid
>>68014510
Don't you memelords have that French anime that that super memelord posts?
>>68014572
you only like her because she looks kind of like Arod
3 games are on tv, what should I watch
LAD vs CHC
DET vs LAA
MIN vs OAK
>>68014572
>qt
>that thing
pick one
>>68014599
Meme Roid Abusers vs. Dodgers
>>68014599
this dodgers cubs game is pretty good
>>68014599
LA vs. Chi is a top notch pitcher's duel right now
>>68014608
I'm with you pb
>>68014572
>Yankees fans find this attractive
>>68014631
based leaf
>>68014618
>Jake Arrieta, RHP (1.72 ERA, 3.11 xFIP)
>3.11 xFIP
>Top Notch Pitcher
>>68014598
>A-Rod
dafuq
>>68014608
>pb unironically criticizing anyone's waifu
Go ahead, the mods are asleep right now. Now you should be able to post all of your underage """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''qts""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''
>Mest
HAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
>>68014595
>>68014595
Twinks in Oaktown
>>68014635
Yankees fans also obsess over this neanderthal-looking shemale. There's something wrong with them.
@68014594
Heh
Possibly
>>68014660
that 6th in the league for starters
>aaron nola is #4
>>68014608
She's infinitely cuter than anything you've ever posted
>>68014687
You're such a fucking memelord
>>68014669
kek im headed to bed but ill leave ya with a true qt
>>68014693
>he doesn't know the mariners unofficial mascot
l m a o
>>68014684
She looks like a horse. LMAO
>>68014715
its 720 on west coast.
>>68014715
>the one cute girl in your collection
Orioles :(
>>68014704
Taking all those (You)s from the thread to buy off the umps the next two games.
>>68014690
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=&rost=&age=&filter=&players=
>10th in the League in xFIP
LMAO
And Cubs """fans""" think he's the best pitcher in baseball.
Come back when Arrieta surpasses Kershaw in xFIP. Then we'll talk
>>68014731
i start work early ;_;
>>68014737
emma has her own collection
>>68014749
Go ahead and tell me what xFIP even means, champ
>>68014715
>true qt
kek, don't act like the vast majority of your posts aren't underage uggos
I think its that time of year again /mlb/
so......
what are we gonna do about the giants
does anyone here actually want 2 more years of even year memposting?
who can stop it?
>Still no Paxton news
Can I get a little somethin somethin Mariners cmon
>>68014761
It's something Arrieta will never pass Kershaw in.
Not to mention Kershaw leads all pitchers in WAR by 1.4 WAR, Arietta's is 1.8, he is that behind.
You meme loving steroid apologists BTFO
>>68014772
"""underage""" is thrown around a lot :^
>>68013545
Is he confined playing next season?
>>68014747
The umps won't save you from this O famalam.
>>68014787
"Wins mean everything!"
-Cubs fans
>>68014743
At least we have the Yankees next
>>68014778
>implying it matters when the red cucks are 16 games ahead
wow its almost like games in april and early may actually matter
Whatever happened to milanabro who spammed milana pics during the worlds eries? He was a top notch lad, I tell you hwat.
>Yancucks fans actually believe that overly tanned women classify as "qt"
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
>>68014799
There's a $2mil team option for 2017.
>>68014749
RA9WAR is the only "lump a pitcher's performance into one stat" stat that you should use. And Kershaw still kicks Arrieta's (and everyone else's) ass there.
>>68014816
She's grown on me
>>68014818
even if he doesnt make it somebody will pick him up next season just to be the ones who get him to 3000
>>68014029
Is it possible that he got shelled on his debut because he can only see out of one eye?
Wins is the only "lump a pitcher's performance into one stat" stat that you should use. And Arrieta still kicks Kershaw's (and everyone else's) ass there.
>>68014840
Cashman will sign him to a ten year $300 million deal
>>68014787
So you don't know what it means
Thanks for playing :)
>>68014818
Cool, hope he has it in him to keep his HoF career going.
Last time I cried when a player retired was Cal Jr. Ichiro will make me very sad when he's gone
>>68014860
>named cashman
>gives out tons of cash
absolute madman
Hey brehs am I too late to laugh at the mets?
>>68014810
I'm right here dude
WHITE SOX FINALLY WIN A GAME
YES
>that athletics grill poster will never come back
:/
>>68013967
He's honestly one of the greatest, period. Although he certainly is the best Japanese player to play in MLB.
In terms of pure hitters, I'd say only Rose and Cobb are at his level.
>Red Sox on a path to win 100 games
Has God himself blessed us? Will we be the ones to cuck the Pilates Cubes in the series
>>68014715
Looks like fucking Jay from Clerks.
You can't deny it, Jizzbro.
>>68014926
No, fuck you. You don't get to cheer, not being there for your fucking team in the downside, I don't give a fuck you can talk about how you're some life long fucking fan but the second your team starts a bad streak you lose all hope? Fuck off m8. You aren't a real fan of your team.
>>68014916
>236x354 common milana photo
You're not him you liar
>>68014993
>that Cubs inferiority complex
Why tho
>>68014993
tl;dr
>mest
>giants lose a game
>dodgers lose a game
>giants win a game
>dodgers starting to win a game
I would like my division to be a blowout not a close race please and thank you.
>>68014993
>casual faggot calling rbo not a real fan
Oh shit nigga wat r u doing
>>68015006
What do you mean I'm not him
>>68015009
He called you a fag.
He's right, too.
>>68014993
>hating on rbo
kek what a newfag
>>68015033
>salty ottoman jumps into the fray for no reason
>>68015033
>cubs fans in charge of watching their games
I bet that 0-0 game is putting you to sleep, isn't it.
>>68015061
Dodgers up 1-0 desu
>>68015080
Oh, neat. Someone decided to score.
>>68014576
are first in the division
are 10 games over .500
and are better than your team :^)
>>68015170
Braves > >rags
>>68014932
Not even an A's fan but infinitely better than pb posting his underage "qts"
Over/under 3.5 months till Syndergaard torn UCL
>mfw I'm Anilel Sanshit and I haven't given up a dinger in the last 5 minutes
>>68015242
forgot face
>>68015242
Literally NO reason to watch a game pitched by Pelfrey/Sanchez
>>68014993
First time I agree with a Cubs fan. This is saying something.
Rbo is a bandwagonning cunt by definition of acknowledging something good has happened to his team today, right Whos fans?
>>68015061
>>68015007
>>68015261
I'm a royals fan man,
>>68015267
Even better desu.
Discussing the White Sox on 4chan is already too much of a chore because you have to deal with people who shame you for thinking that my team is good OF that exact same team.
>Check scoreboard, Twins up 2-1
Oh, that's ni
>Vogt homers to put the A's up 3-2
JUST
>>68015254
*gives up second dinger* idk man these Angles are hitting BP pitches pretty well and I still make sixteen million USD a year so who cares
>>68015285
RIP in piss.
>>68015298
And another HR...........................
>Rockies finally beating the shit out of someone at home
I don't even care if it's the fucking Reds, this feels good.
>>68015280
dads fan here.
grow the fuck up kid.
>>68015310
pretty sure I could go deep on this fat overpaid faggot at CoPa
Hope they do it again so he finally gets DFA'd
Post pitchers you would fight
>>68015321
Just added a big 'ol salami to that ass whipping too
>the chicago pubes
>>68015359
It feels good. Now all we need is a Story homer.
>>68015026
talk to the fucking Rags and Ms
>>68015430
But according to my sources, the Rags have the AL West on lockdown...
>>68015427
That, or a Lemahieu/Parra cycle since both are only a triple away.
Kris Bryant is playing shortstop right now because memes
>>68015445
Mazara trip is not a source
Kike Hernandez has the most gorgeous hair in baseball. He's pretty good looking too.
No homo but I would give him the succ any day of the week if he asked.
>>68015455
>only a triple
Those cycles would be great, but I wouldn't count on them
>>68015465
Are you sure? He seems very confident in himself.
4 separate teams have scored atleast 10 runs today.
only 1 team has been shut out, 2 pending the Cusb game
>>68015490
does scoring 10+ runs in Coors field even count?
>>68015490
>only 1 team has been shut out
Based Peavy
>>68015490
angels about to do it too
>>68015501
16 runs is rare even for Coors field, and it isn't over yet.
>>68015480
no
ALW should be good though
both teams look pretty equal. Rags got Darvish back and the Ms will be getting Marte, Martin and half of their bullpen soon
Tigers are about to get Grand Slammed.. tune in
>>68015517
Make that 17 runs
>>68015522
sorry pal
>>68015562
I see no difference desu
>>68015519
Angels or Astros could very well sneak in too desu
>>68015593
>Angels
>>68015593
they could, but right now its rangers or ms
>>68014441
Holy fuckin' shit.
wew lad
>>68015593
>Angels
With that pitching staff? Good joke, famm.
>>68011482
Apologize.
>>68014570
You know, it's really going to suck when Banister wears out the three best pitchers in the bullpen.
The arms aren't going to last being used night after night like this, especially Bush and Dyson.
That's what I'm worried about.
give me one good reason the Red Sox won't win 4 WSs in the next 10 years
>Paxton coming up
>M's going full 6 man rotation
aw shit
Royals
>>68014441
butthole just clinched senpai
>6 straight series wins
>Dodgers snap Cubs' streak of 23 straight regular season wins in games started by Arrieta. It was tied for longest streak in MLB history.
JUST
>>68015722
thank you based dodgers
>>68015722
>>68015747
>Being this butmad that Arrieta isn't your ace
>>68014993
>rbo
>not being there
You do realize he literally makes all the gamethreads right?
>>68015722
They told him he's gonna have to use his own piss for the next roids test
>>68015764
aaron nola, vice velasquez > jake "pillates" arieta
discuss
>>68015789
Piss magic?
a tigers pitcher just got his penis cut off
>>68015789
they didn't end Arrieta's win strike, he got a ND
>>68015789
Based memeky bringin truth to da land
Moment of silence for that niggas groin
>>68015821
He looked like he was going to pass the fuck out.
>>68015821
>>68015851
What happened?
>>68015809
>>68015821
what even happened?
https://twitter.com/jsansbury29/with_replies
holy shit cubs "fans" are pathetic
>>68015857
pitcher threw at trout
trout took a bat to the guys dick
Jesus, was the pitch worthy of that?
>>68015821
need video pls
>>68015920
These bozos were taking the division this year
>>68015786
>getting sweeped by the Cubs
>Cameron Maybin hurt
>>68015920
The fuck how does that even work
>>68015920
What the hell even happened, I don't get it
this is interesting
>>68016036
no it's not
>>68016036
did he give any of the mets players Zika?
Kinsler 1st career Grand Slam 3-2 count
9-8 Angels
>angles
>back alone in 3rd place
and all is right again
>>68015988
With the amount of pain he looked like he was in, probably ripped his groin. I think it happened to Piazza one year.
>Analslime
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Anglels
>Analslime
![ISXNJXJQIQQLRVO.20160115145050[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e4YQHFD.jpg "ISXNJXJQIQQLRVO.20160115145050[1]")
This is interesting:
Jason Heyward this season:
43 G, .220/.318/.286, 8 2B, 1 HR, 24 R, 18 RBI, 7 SB.
Jacob Heyward this season:
56 G, .226/.391/.374, 10 2B, 6 HR, 40 R, 34 RBI, 7 SB.
>tfw outperforming your big brother
Kek.
>analheim
I already know the Bullpen will fuck it up..
>>68016368
>I
What position you play?
>>68014932
>
Me in the back
>>68016383
None, but I myself know the Bullpen will fuck it up
trout walkoff dinger when
kek
>A's fan throws Jint's fans hat on field
kek
KEK
https://streamable.com/4z9e
>>68016445
that visualizes their season so far
>>68016320
>cubs paying a boat load for a moneyball babby
>>68016450
>A'ss crack showing
>>68014159
My great-grandpa hated Ichiro with a passion.
Then again he was a WWII vet so that wasn't surprising.
The madman walks away with a no decision!
>>68016445
should have flipped it so this wouldnt even be possible
>detoilet
>yfw trout gets one for da heim
>tfw elite qt twink reliever
Why is Ryan Dull so based?
>dat WHIP
>First place
>>68016639
Like in that one game you watched! Classic.
>>68016666
anally devastated rags fan detected
literally nobody but your traumatized fanbase cares about batflips
Apologize
Never forget
>>68016692
>7 GB
Just another day watching Illitch Baseball yep
>>68016711
>May 31st, 2016
>>68016717
Verlander
Zimmermann
Fulmer
Norris
Boyd/Greene
PROVE ME WRONG.
>>68016732
>current date meme
>>68011485
god that movement is nasty.
>>68016732
>June 1st, 2016
>>68016738
>"meme" meme
>>68016733
ez
>>68016766
>meme
>>68016779
>me me
>>68016776
I need him fired desu.. this is getting ridiculous
>>68016781
>me
james shields had a -1 game score today
>>68016781
>may may
>>68016790
anyone have a 16-0 dads version?
>>68016790
Dads fan here. Should I just end it?
>>68016798
I need to remember to screencap JUST faces when teams get btfo
>>68016790
>mfw the James Shields trade we made with the Rays is now referred to the Wade Davis trade
>>68016820
referred to as*
>>68016838
>not of shields
CMON SON
>>68016791
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>68016854
Bryce "muh walls" Harper
>>68016445
Topkek.
>>68016798
I remember sitting through the fifth inning of that game before finally giving up.
That was such an awful, awful game.
>>68016899
It was a pretty fun game, idk wut ur on about
r8 my new bike, bros
who /best home record in MLB/ here
>Anibal Sanchez: "I don't know what's going on right now."
What ballparks has /mlb/ been to?
I'll do me
-Safeco Field
-O.co Coliseum
-Globe Life Park at Arlington
-AT&T Park
-Dodger Stadium
-Target Field
-Wrigley Field
-Busch Stadium
-PNC Park
-Fenway Park
-Yankee Stadium
-Oriole Park at Camden Yards
-Marlins Park
>>68016955
>O.co
delet this
>Fangraphs has the Indians chance to win the WS higher than the Giants, Dodgers, Nationals, Mets, Rangers, and Mariners
>>68016964
whats it even called these days
>>68016966
literally only the red sox and cubs have a better shot according to them
>mfw they don't even make the postseason
>>68016955
Safeco
Fenway
>>68016969
Oakland Alameda Coliseum :^)
>>68016988
why do they always change the name though
>>68016955
kauffman
wrigley
target
busch
Who /dumpsterfire/ here?
Anna needs a team hat plz
>>68017002
So about your bullpen after today with games the next two days
Mariners lead MLB in dingers with no all stars.
s-surely the royals bullpen will regress t-this year!!!
>pilates
>>68017128
>Resd
>6.49 BP ERA
Where's REDS Bro?
>>68017127
>Dingers
>mattering other than for flashiness
>tfw facing some faggot who has the entire cubs lineup in diamond dynasty and batting arrietta 8th
fucking faggots.
>>68017128
>tfw dumpster fire for a bullpen
>>68016929
I'm sure if was if you're a Seattlel fan.
>>68016966
To be fair family nobody in the AL West or NL West has a shot this year.
Who should be banned for life from baseball first?
Bryce "I Wish I Were in New York" Harper
or
Jose "I'm a Dirty Nog and Proud" Bautista
And why do they have so many beta orbiters as fans? Absolutely disgusting.
>>68017174
It's not that bad anon. It's shaky at worst and just young. Law, Gearrin and Osich are all growing and I like what I'm seeing. I feel like Strickland has a lot of room to grow too. Glad to have based Kontos back though.
>>68016929
Just fuck off please.
>>68017237
"no"
>>68017227
Jake "I LITERALLY use steroids" Arrieta
>>68017221
Only the Rangers have a chance and the Indians aren't making the playoffs. Maybe the Dodgers or Mets can do things but the other teams are confirmed memes and won't make the playoffs at all this year.
>>68017241
Zack "Daddy" Greinke
>>68017241
There's that reverse ottoman humor
>>68017227
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>68017241
DELET THIS
>>68017241
what the f**k are you talking about??
>>68017296
But he actually does Pilates
>>68017308
Agreed, that other anon is just being a jack**s
>>68017308
Me n ur mom did hella Pilates last night
>>68017325
holy shit @ Reds LMAO
>>68017251
>rags
>in the playoffs
They'll collapse three weeks before the season ends and never recover.
>>68017327
Just like how shitty Kershaw is in the playoffs.
>>68017339
>Best Rotation in the AL
>Best Offense in the AL
>Bullpen is playing well
>Nomar Mazara playing like an MVP
>Yu Darvish is back
>Team is at full potential
This team is winning 100 games, you can't prove me wrong.
>>68017353
Your bullpen is literally ranked 29th out of 30 teams.
>>68017363
Since Tolleson has been removed from the Closer's role it's performed the best in that span.
Keep trying.
> Reddick
>>68017353
>1 strike away
>1 strike away literally again 2 innings later
>division choke in september 2013
>2-0 in ALDS and going home for 2 games needing 1 win
>cucked by bautista
etc etc
>Detroit Tigers closer Francisco Rodriguez says he contracted the Zika virus over the offseason in his home country of Venezuela and advises potential Olympic athletes to educate themselves on the virus before heading to Rio de Janeiro.
>Rodriguez says he was bedridden for about two weeks with head and body aches, sore joints and other symptoms. It felt like he had a cold at first, but as symptoms worsened, he went for bloodwork that determined it was Zika. It took about two months until he felt normal again.
>>68017353
>best rotation in the AL
prove it
>best offense in the AL
no
>bullpen is playing well
you have three players worth a damn and they're going to be shut down by September from being overused
>Nomar Mazara is playing like an MVP
muh small sample size
>Yu Darvish is back
He'll never be the same after Tommy John
>team is at full potential
So 75 wins then
>tfw you will be in wrigleyville when the cubs win the world series
>>68017353
>literally hasn't posted since Opening Day
Rangers """""fans""""" everybody. Take you that long to put away your Astros and Angels gear?
>>68017515
Are you getting buried there or something? That's not happening in our life time.
>>68017515
tbqh if they found themselves like up 3-0 in the series, I would make the 10 hour car ride to Wrigley, just to see the pandamonium, looters, and burning cars live
heh
>>68017564
Why is Carlos Zambrano at the game?
>>68017575
who?
>>68017564
>mfw its SOLER
Just threw a perfect game against the rags in RTTS.
Fucking get fucked rags. lmfao.
>16 inning diamond dynasty victories
Mariners called up James Paxton for a spot start today against the Dads to push the top 3 of the rotation into the weekend series with Texas. They're starting to plan/play for October.
>>68014852
he was raping AAA. He probably just had shot nerves
>he fell for the arrieta is good meme
>shes taking it in the pooper right now while youre watching mlb.tv archives
>>68015729
tfw I live 120 miles from the stadium and can watch games on TV yet my brother who lives 10 miles from the stadium cannot watch games.
It is a travesty that the MLB allows the 2nd largest city in the nation to not have baseball games on TV
>>68017747
>ass fucking at 5 AM
>wanting morning ass smell on your dick
>>68017753
Are you gay, son?
>>68017711
Felix is starting today. Paxton would be Thursday as my guess.
Dodgers are hot.
Let the game streak begin.
Cap me.
>>68017787
Hmm. Rumors/reports online say Pax is getting the ball today. Obviously no official announcement until the morning/afternoon.
>>68017811
I'll fucking cap you in the head you doyer loving faggot.
>>68016966
>I pay attention to bullshit
Don't forget to oil your mitt /mlb/! The leather needs attention!
>>68017236
>muh potential
>>68017811
Its over. Just give the NL West to the Dodgers.
Winning series on the road against the NL East and Central leaders is impressive,.
Meanwhile the Jints drop the opening game of the series against the Barves.
is Cleveland legit or just a passing meme
>>68018722
Cleveland is itself a meme
>>68019175
>>68018722
Cleveland will sweep Golden State in 6.
>>68019248
I can't really give an opinion on this since I only watch basketball during the finals, but Cleveland fans need a championship.
>>68019264
>need a championship.
muh entitlement
Kyle Seager on April 30th: .159/.266/.378
Kyle Seager on May 31st: .274/.353/.521
Decent turn around.
Any players today that match the grit of Nick Punto?
497
>>68019754
584
499
>>68019754
>>68019777
Thats cheating.
>>68017156
do you also bitch about 3's in the nba general?
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