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OFFICIAL LOS ANGELES DODGERS VS CHICAGO CUBS GAMETHREAD


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Scott Kazmir, LHP (4.84 ERA, 4.12 xFIP) vs Jake Arrieta, RHP (1.72 ERA, 3.11 xFIP)

Dodgers Lineup
1. Chase Utley (2B)
2. Corey Seager (SS)
3. Adrian Gonzalez (1B)
4. Joc Pederson (CF)
5. Trayce Thompson (LF)
6. Howie Kendrick (3B)
7. Yasiel Puig (RF)
8. Yasmani Grandal (C)
9. Scott Kazmir (P)

Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (3B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. Miguel Montero (C)
9. Jake Arrieta (P)

First pitch at 7:05 CT from Wrigley Field in Chicago
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>>68012270
>Jake Arrieta, RHP (1.72 ERA, 3.11 xFIP)
>3.11 xFIP
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>rain delay
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7:30 start time
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>>68012328
> having loses
> not winning your division
Shitty team. All you dodger fags have ia dick riding your pitcher
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go cubs
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>ABC7 in charge of sports broadcasts
oh well, at least this game is available to the entire Chicago market
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>women still trying to report on men's professional sports

Fucking disgusting.

>Nomar Garciaparra being interviewed

Fucking awesome!

>Nomar praising Theo

I-I won't c-cry.
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LOL I can't believe your city is full of fucking minorities.

You faggots need to step it up

Sucks that your hockey team got eliminated in the first round and your basketball team that used to be good historically missed the playoffs
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>>68012668
Ok, I'm totally confused on who you're talking about here
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>>68012668
>ambiguity
you did this on purpose you slick bastard
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>>68012715
>>68012748
Talking about the team that's wears blue and hasn't won a championship in a few decades
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>>68012775
well at least we can get hype over football season, even though the team will be shit
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>>68012270
BRAAAAAAAAAPT
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Jason Heyward will hit a home run tonight.
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Maddon is so fucking different from all of these other cunt managers that came into Chicago over the years. Pretty much all of them, especially Lou Piniella, were grumpy motherfuckers that would act like outright cunts when they had to talk to the media.

Joe seems to love it. He can talk for hours and gives few fucks.
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>slight wind blowing straight out
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dubs and Arrieta gets another no-hitter
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>see game on espn
>oh god no
>on twsn also
tybwhoever
that wouldve been like 4 shit broadcasts in 5 days
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BASED JASON HEYWARD MAKING A FABULOUS CATCH OUT IN RIGHT FIELD TO START THE GAME
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RIP NO HITTER
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R E G R E S S I O N
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>le dfa airyeta yoke
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People are unironically watching this on espn.
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What fucking channel is this game on
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>>68013095
7 or espn. The choice is obvious
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>>68013089

who is that seamen demon
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>>68013095
abc
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>>68013120
It's blacked out on ESPN
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>>68013095

ABC. That is all you need to know, son.
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No pizza posts? I thought Chicago sports threads are full of pizza
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>>68013125
Alex barkovs gf. Also IG handle is in the pic.
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>>68013152
>chicago
>pizza
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>>68013144
Oh really? That's the best news I've heard all day.
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>JD's microphone was dead for half an inning and I didn't even notice

>>68013152
for you
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>>68013063
A witch.
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>>68013192
I've never had Chicago deep dish before

It seems like it would taste like a ton of tomato.
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>>68013152

>had Chicago pizza excepting a delicious competitor to NY's.
>mfw
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the rats in the city are getting bolder

fuck the education budget where is the money for eradicating these shits
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as a cubs fan, that should have been strike 3
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>>68013210
clearly you've never had it, it's mostly cheese
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>>68013213
>actually thinking ny pizza is good
>actually thinking ny anything is good

baka i can't even
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Went to Giordano's in Westchester with the qt3.14gf the other day for some deep dish. I usually stick to Art of Pizza, but I wanted to get out of the city for a day.

Worst fucking pizza ever. The fucking pizza was swimming in a pool of grease. It's unfortunate because I like Giordano's, but that may have killed it for me.
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nice one jason you stayed out of the dp
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>>68013239
Giordano's is disgusting. If you're going to get a chain pizza, at least get Lou Malnatis.

They get their tomatoes from California, so you know it's going to be a superior product.
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BASED JASON HEYWARD GETTING ON BASE

GOOD FOR HIM
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>you will never look into bryant's eyes after making sweet love to him
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>>68013239
Is there supposed to be a moral lesson in this urban myth?
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>>68013256
> almost hit into a dp.
Trip please stop posting
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>>68013252

I honestly don't know why, but I've never gone to Lou Malnati's. I've ate plenty of great Chicago deep dish, but not Lou's. I gotta do it within the next couple weeks.

So far, Art of Pizza is superior.

>>68013285

You can't trust every place to make good pizza. Art of Pizza gives me a food boner.

>>68013296

HE GOT ON BASE! AND HE STOLE A BASE!

WHAT A GREAT PLAYER
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P E Q U O D S
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>>68013336
Malnati's doesn't even have sauce, just tomato chunks
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>>68013358

Based Peaquods.

My only complaint: hipsters.

>>68013366

>just tomato chunks

Not sure how I feel about this, but I'm willing to try.
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>its an abc7 has to interject their employees on screen episode
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why are we talking about politics on air
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>best skyline in the world
>two ballparks and neither feature it

explain chicago
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>>68013436
>some guy I've never heard of talking politics in the middle of a baseball game
what have I done to deserve this fate
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>>68013452
he talked about it in the vaguest way possible
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>>68013436
> implying ABC 7 isn't the best news channel. Except based pat tomasulo on 9.
Montero
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Gotta respect Grandal's speed
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>>68013464
>watching the news
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>>68013451
Wrigley predates most of the skyline

They easily could have made US Cellular face the skyline, but they decided the Dan Ryan made a better sight
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>>68013451
Wrigley was built before the skyline
And the cell is in the ghetto not really near the city.
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K E K
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>THE CITY OF MONTERO
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>>68013464
that's the problem, it's a news channel, not a sport channel
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>>68013470
> I get all my news from the daily show and pol.
Confirmed for being underage
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HAHAHA BTFO
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>montero

the fuck are you doing son
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>>68013478
it isn't that far from the city...
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>that fucking inning

Yackety sax on both ends.

I love it.
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>>68013478
>Armour Square
>the ghetto

Lol, suburbanites.
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Who fucked up more?

Montero?
Crawford?
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>>68013490
look old dude fuck off and go eat your hearty healthy cherrios
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>>68013475
>>68013478
>>68013451
How incredible would a stadium at museum campus or navy pier be. I'm getting erect just thinking about it. Parking would be fucked beyond belief though.
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>>68013490
nice projection
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>>68013487
Would you rather watch this crap on espn?
> shitty female color commentator who pretends to know about the mechanics of baseball.
> cut to other games in the middle of an inning.
> passionless announcers
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>>68013509
Driving yes but it's not exactly close either. Walking is out of the question.
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>>68013478
The Cell is clearly in the city...it's closer to the loop than Wrigley is.
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>>68013516
>rumor has it that the reason US Cellular has billboards taking up all of the outfield is to block the view of sniper nests on housing projects
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>>68013553
which is why the l exists
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>>68013516
its certainly in the ghetto. The police blotter is just carpet bombed with addresses all over that area.
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How do you LA people deal with all the Mexicans? They're all over Chicago now and they're worse than Black people
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>>68013562
3600 north---cubes park
3500 south--sox parks
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Crawford is basically old Heyward, is this what we have to look forward to
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>>68013526
it's called Soldier Field

>>68013529
time to put all 162 games on CSN
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>>68013562
Never said wrigley was close.
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>>68013583

The L literally connects 90% of everything that matters in Chicago.
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>>68013592
Heyward's most likely opting out after 2019 so probably not
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>>68013589

you buy a bacon wrapped hotdog for 2 bucks and then ask his wife to shampoo your carpet
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i wish steve would come back to wrigley...i hate these two bozos
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>>68013590
where did you make up these numbers? 35th street is almost exactly 3.5 miles south of the loop. Addison is 5.5 miles north.
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>>68013598
Solider field is a disaster of a stadium. Absolute piece of dog shit. Bottom feeder of all nfl stadiums.
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>>68013631
Has a killer view though.
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>>68013589
This is simply not true. I'd trade our niggers for mexicans any day.
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>>68013586

I went by IIT all the time. There's just not much there. It's boring but it's not a dense neighborhood.
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>>68013630
JUST
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>>68013630

Addison is technically 3600. Irving Park is 4000. Byron is 3900. The other guy is right.
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>>68013685
but he's not. fuck you can literally google map it. Or are you forgetting that you have to go west too to get to Wrigley from the loop?
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>>68013710
> the loop is the only part of chicago
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>>68013685
>>68013590

>all these suburbanites
I'm starting to doubt either of you have ever been to either
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What does the patch on the Cubs jersey sleeve commemorate? It's a nice patch
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>>68013589
The mexicans keep the black ppl in check.
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>>68013743
probably 100 years at Wrigley
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>>68013734
>this backpedal when distance from the Loop was the entire basis of the discussion
>>68013562
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>>68013710

If you have actually been on any of these streets or know anyone that lives there, you will notice that houses and businesses have their addresses as 3xxx N. Blank. As you walk up Addison to Irving, they go from 3600, 3700, 3800, 3900, and so on.

>>68013736

See above, you fucking retarded cunt.
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>yfw jake tips his fedora after every pitch
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>>68013736
> implying there is anything wrong with living in the burbs.
> no traffic
> no crime
> no homeless people asking fo change
> can drive a car and arrive somewhere in a resonable time.
> no train that smells like piss
> tasty chicago food
> chicago is expensive as fuck
> can access the city whenever I want.
Why would you want to live in the over crowded corrupt shit city that is chicago? I can't wait to get the fuck away from this city. I love the cubs but chicago is fucked.
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>>68013800
smelly dumb suburb scum
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>>68013795

>I'm going to ignore actual, literal distance, numbers and topography because of a street sign because apparently Chicago is a rectangle

god I hate dumb suburbanites that only come to Lakeview and think they know the "city"
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>>68013819
> smelly
> dumb
Spoken like a true chicago coon.
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>>68013800
also
>CPS schools
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Who wants pizza?
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>>68013800
>live in the city
>literally none of those problems
>10 minute walk from work, don't have to take the train. don't live in a ghetto. ignore homeless people. better restaurants, whereas suburbs only have chains of the worse ones. don't need to take a 30 minute ride to access the city whenever I want.

Feelsgoodman
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>>68013831
> I never noticed the city uses a rectangular grid the post.
City """"""people"""""" act like it's so fucking hard to learn streets and navigate around. Fucking retarded homeless niggers do it all day long. You guys arnt special.
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>>68013880
>rectangular grid for blocks
>means the city limits and topography is a rectangle

are suburbanites really this stupid? If you went 3.5 miles straight north from the loop you'd be in Lake Michigan, not Wrigley Field.
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>it's another "I know/hate Chicago more than you do" discussion in the Cubs thread

In an hour, it'll be far enough away from dinner for the pizza debate to kick right off. While I'm at it, who /Uptown/ here?
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>>68013871
You never leave walking distance of your apartment?
> 30 minute drive
The fucking horror. Enjoy your $1500 a month rent for your studio
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>>68013831

Exhibit A: Starbucks on Southport and Roscoe has the address of 3400. That's south of Addison.

Exhibit B: Capt'n Nemo's on Ashland, between Addison and Grace, has the address of 3650. That's north of Addison.

>I'm going to stupidly ignore that Soler is making a point about street addresses in defense of a guy who implied exactly that about Addison and 35th on the South Side and say that he's stupid because I want to make a point about distance in miles, which wasn't a point of argument to begin with.
>Haha, that'll show them all.
>Oh, I will also call them suburbanites.
>Hahahaha, I defended myself from ridicule by bringing up random points.
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>ask a suburbanite where he's from
>"chicago"
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>>68013927
I'm /Beverly/
>reee southsider
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what terrible worthless shit will heyward do this time
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So wait, why did you guys trade Starlin Castro?
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HE'S SO SHITTY HIS PRESENCE MAKES OTHERWISE GOOD PLAYERS DO RETARDED SHIT
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>>68013940

If i'm talking to someone from Illinois I tell them I live in Elgin.

If I am talking to someone outside of Illinois I say that i'm from the Chicago suburbs

real simple
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>>68013969
so that we could use the money saved on his contract to sign Zobrist
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>>68013969
we had soler/schwarber/bryant/russell/baez/castro for 4 positions
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>>68013926

Literally no one was talking about the Loop and what would happen if you walked straight north into the lake. What was being discussed were the theoretical parallel lines running West-East and how they are numbered.

Please, take your fedora off. Reddit is over there >>>/l/eddit
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why does this shithead hit second
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>>68013937

>doesn't realize his point doesn't matter at all because Chicago isn't a landlocked rectangle/square

You realize the entire point was the Cell is closer to the loop than Wrigley. Do they not teach geometry in whatever shit suburb you l live in? Or are you purposely just ignoring longitude because you're an idiot?
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>>68013940
> go to school in wisconsin
> "hey anon where are you from in illinois?"
>" tinley park"
> "where's that?"
>" chicago" :/
> oh cool!
At least I knew the superior team was white with blue pin stripes
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>>68014001
>>68014001
>>68014001

>Literally no one was talking about the Loop

Literally it was the entire basis of the argument you're having:

>>68013562
>>68013562
>>68013562

but nice backpedal after stupidly arguing about something that a 10 year old could disprove with google.
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I just blocked everyone in this thread so that I can talk to myself
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>>68014014

>he thinks he discovered he revolutionary concept that the Cell and Wrigley are not connected by a straight line that runs directly North-South

The planet is flat.

See >>68014001
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>>68014014
> lives in city
> criticize any suburb for education
You must be a "senior" in high school right? Brother rice or st. Rita?
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>>68014063
not him but those are south side catholic schools... how is that relevant
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>>68013798
cannot unsee
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>>68014020
especially when you live somewhere like
>Oak Park
>Elmwood Park
>Forest Park
all of which could be the name of a suburb of literally any major city in the US
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hate this Klay Thompson brother faggot already
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>>68014043

No I wasn't, you dense motherfucker. If you want to be smart, then we can actually say that what was being discussed was Madison and how streets are numbered North and South of it.
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so what if i was born in chicago, south africa?
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>>68014077
Cause they're highly regarded schools for chicago private. Public school fag here tho.
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Russell is overrated, throws like an autist
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>>68014106
I don't really understand your point
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>>68014111
DELETE THIS
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>>68014154
he's a slick fielder but has a weak arm
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>>68014135
He's talking shit about suburb education but claims to live in the city. Only schools worth attending in the city are private schools. Otherwise he's going to attend sub Sahara Africa the school if hes CPS.
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>>68014163
what about Whitney Young, Northside, Jones, Peyton, and the others?
I went to Jones, it was cool
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>state farm qt never
:_:
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>>68014161
its a weird delivery but I cant recall a time where I thought his arm was lacking
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>>68014183
I have never heard of any of those schools.
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>>68014192
there's always a loop in it, watch the difference when Baez plays short
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>>68014161
I feel like his struggles stem from rushing all his throws, never seems to know how much time he has
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>>68014198
maybe you shouldn't talk about things you don't know about
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>>68014183
a system as big as CPS will always have some excellent schools

but big picture, CPS is one of the worst districts in the nation
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>>68014230
I know CPS is garbage
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>>68014161

Agreed. His arm could use some extra strength. Baez and even Starlin have/had better arms. But Russell is so fucking solid with his defense.
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>>68014215
its not as good as baez's but im just saying I dont remember it ever being a problem in the past
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these cusb radio dudes are pretty chill. definitely riding the hype train tho
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thanks espn
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>>68014250
>>68014244
yeah it's trash but anon just said that only schools worth attending in Chicago are private and it's not true
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>>68014268
Nah pat and Ronnie are based. Win or lose its a good time.
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>arrieta is a hall of famer
-Cubs fans
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>DH MVP

Puking in my mouth
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ZoRBIst has struck out twice tonight.

I don't think Julianna is gonna like that.
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Dodgers fan here. Arrieta is a shitty pitcher and will never be as good as kershaw. As I type this my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. Im beginning to lose function in my brain due to my steady diet of cum and kershaws cock. I'm afraid if I don't suck kershaws cock every second I canx people may begin to think he's actually not the goat. Plus I'm really insecure about my team constantly coming up short. Kinda like my penis hehe. Oh darn, gotta go! My wife is sending back to the cuck shed. Jose just got here and he hates when I stick around for the show.
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jake fielding his position like a cy young winner
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I usually like the butcher boy play but that was not a great idea
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Dodgers offense is trash.
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i don't know why but that russell commercial pisses me off everything I see it
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>go for a quick small cheval run
>still 0-0

well dang
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offense doing their "suck ass against a pitcher with a high ERA" routine

classic cubs
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>>68014500
spot the bougie yupster from wheaton
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EMERGENCY ALERT
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Sup /sp/ just got back from class, what happened to the run train?
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weight room
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HOW WAS THAT NOT A FUCKING HOME RUN

FUCKING SERIOUSLY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68012937
>you

>>68014626
>class after memorial day
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tfw from rockford
gonna kill myself lads
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>>68014645
Fellow rockfordbro here, I think about suicide literally every day
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is Heyward literally the worst hitter in baseball
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>>68014645
>>68014668
My work is putting my up in a hotel for 3 weeks in rockford. What can I expect?
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>>68014718
If your hotel is in the State St./Perryville area (which it probably is) then stay relatively close to your hotel (within a mile or two), and whatever you do don't go west of the river. Other than that it's perfectly safe, albeit boring as fuck. I suggest you drink a lot.
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>>68014804
I'll be buying over watch and brining my ps4 with me for those weeks. But ill also be drunk af
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Not a great day for Montero
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>walking more than 1 batter per 25K's
Absolutely fucjing embarrassing
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>Arrieta
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COME ON, LET'S DO IT

#JIZZFORJAKE
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Please gift a run
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>>68014823
He's an awful catcher
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LITERALLY SHITCOCKS
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CALLED

STRIKE

THREE
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>RISP
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He got out of it the absolute madman
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PERFECT PITCH AT THE KNEES

MOTHERFUCKERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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swing the fucking bat you retarded ginger
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I dunno about that strike fampai
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Holy fuck, Vin could sing
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B A S E D
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>>68014645
>>68014668
>rockford

Might as well be Afghanistan. Elite Naperville here, can't believe I have to share a thread with you dirty peasants
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>2 outs
>jake is bored
>walk the bases loaded to they have to pinch hit for their pitcher who is throwing a shut out
>strike out the pinch hitter in 3 pitches
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>>68014896
>Naperville
>elite

Here's your (you)
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>0-0 at the bottom of the 7th

national league is shit and neither of these two teams will win a world series
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>>68014911
I was just fucking around, I've been to Rockford before the niggers destroyed it I really liked it there. But common you cant deny that of the suburbs of Chicago, Naperville is among the best, and the elite.
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>>68014914
>what is a pitching battle
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>>68014668
>>68014645
That's not even the Chicago area.
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>>68014905
Classic
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>>68014896

>Cubs fans being this stupid

BTW none of this matters AS THE CUBES WON'T WIN SHIT IN OCTOBER ANYWAYS
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Has Zobrist always jacked the bat off while waiting for a pitch
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>>68014938
It's in Northern Illinois. Why are you surprised there are cubs fans in Illinois

>>68014943
>dirty Californian talking about things he'll never hope to understand

What's new boys
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>pls don't be Richard
>pls don't be Richard
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>>68014945

Yes. He masturbates it furiously before releasing.
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any /mlb/ bros here pro dodgers today because the cubes n ther memes?
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>>68014962
I hope his teamates kicked his ass for being a gigantic faggot.
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Lmao bullpen time which means dodgers win.

Kenley > Rondón
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>Richard

oh god
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>>68014981
>being this mad at all the fun the Cubs have
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>Dick
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why is los angeles shit bros?
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>>68014981

Nah, his Christian wife will just deny him some good ol' missionary tonight.
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>>68015003
>asking obvious questions
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>>68015003
because its in california
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You can get a lead off runner? Is that not illegal? Why is the Cubs manager not challenging that
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>>68015003
Ehh, we're still favored to win the division
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Gg doyers. Richards is in. We're fucked
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WHY PUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN THE GAME
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>>68015019
>flyover
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>>68015039
Maddon wants to lose.
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>L gAy

my fukn sides
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FUCK YOU RICHARD

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68015038
>Richard
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>>68015039
Joe doesn't want Jake to get a big head by breaking the record. Pretty good move by the skip imo
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Fucking maddon.
Designate this piece of shit already
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Joe waved the white flag when he put in Richard.
No other explanation why you'd put in a guy in a 0-0 game that does nothing but get shelled.
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>SHITCAGO
NICE """"""""TEAM"""""""" YOU GOT THERE YOU OTTOMAN FUCKS
WE'RE BASEBALL ROYALTY KISS THE CY YOUNGS NI66AS
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I wonder how it feels to be that useless
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>Richard

Good thing Edwards is tearing it up in AAA.
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>>68015044
>Chicago
>flyover

full retard
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FUCKIN DICK
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>>68015072
someone say Cy Young?
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>>68015072
>shitcago
>not shitcongo

fraud la shitposter detected
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>>68015094
Shit. I'll do better next time.
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Maddon gave this one away. There is no reason to put shitchard in. Guy couldn't even handle a blow out against the cards.
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>>68015094
shitcago is better

shitcongo runs the risk of not sounding enough like chicago
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>>68015111
checked
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>maddon putting in richard
>maddon micro meme managing

REEEE

this is why spee hate us
can we get another manager?
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>Richard's season ERA gonna be above 6.00 after this inning

If he doesn't get an out or allows more runs, it's at or above 7.00.
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>>68015114
phonics niggga

get on or get got
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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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most poverty city south central la or chicago?
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>Keeping Richard instead of Ramirez
Why
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>>68015179
There are more rich yuppies in LA than there are in Chicago for sure. As for dumpster nigger/Mexicans, I'm not sure. But keep in mind that Chicago's north side and downtown are the only habitable parts of the city.

LA is generally a lot worse in every regard though
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What the hell is going on with Warren and Miggy?
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Epic L.

Never again talk to me about this shit meme team.

Fuck Chicago.
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>Yasmani is slowly turning into Ellis.
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>>68015202
Maddon actually thinks he's a genius and this is one of this horrible experiments gone wrong. A monkey could manage this team and get 100 wins. He does stupid shit with the relief pitchers constantly.
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>>68015217
Why is this guy so angry
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>>68015202
Warren wasn't great but he was mostly just cleaning up Richard's mess.
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>>68015224
idk but all the doyers fags just showed up
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>>68015217
>dumb casual wins 1 game because of our worst reliever who should be in triple A
>thinks it's the season

lol enjoy still being 4.5 games behind in your own division
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>>68015224
Because zack greinke opted out n signed with the dbacks
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>>68015224
mad that Arrieta no hit the Dodgers last year then won the CYA over Grienke and Kershaw
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>>68015217
you angry son? tell me about it son
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>>68015224
His team had pretty much the best two pitchers in baseball last year and they still choked in the NLDS
Then his fave took off for another team and the dodgers started imploding
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>mfw the cubs are losing because the swing the bat more
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>>68015217
>talking shit already

If we don't get the sweep, whatever. But 2 days from now Chicago will be up 3-1 and we'll see who's still talking shit. screen cap this fag
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are cubs fans unironically this upset their bullpen collapse only resulted in 2 runs? Gets some fucking perspective
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>>68015255
>2 runs
>1 hit
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only people who follow the team can realize how little fucks Maddon gives about winning at this point in the season

>still carrying 3 catchers, including useless Fedora
>using Fedora to pinch hit
>actually letting Richard play
>still starting Soler instead of LaStella or Sczcur
>still batting Heywurd 2nd even though it kills our offense
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>>68015255
we have standards
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>implying maddon was gonna manage the game as if the dodgers wer a playoff team
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>>68015255
>bullpen collapse
No we are pissed that in a tie game maddon puts fucking Richard in. Who is a guarantee run machine. You might as well put a pitching machine in and hope players ground out.
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>>68015225
Yeah I came home just in time to see Richard shitting this up
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>>68015265
>we so good we losing on purpose!!!! XDD
kill yourself immediately you ridiculous fucking faggot
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>>68015278
>being upset over free wins
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>>68015255
Are Dodgers fans unironically this upset Cubs bullpen collapse only resulted in 2 runs? Not all bullpens are as shitty as yours
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>>68015278
>not knowing Cubs only do shit against shit teams
Look at all the Cubs losses. All shit teams, and the pattern continues tonight
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>>68015278
more like we can sit three starters and play AAA'ers and still have the best record in baseball while we try to manufacture trade value for Soler, let Contreras develop more, etc.

stay buttmad tho
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>being upset over finishing 100-62 instead of 110-52
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>>68015278
>being this assblasted
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>>68015299
They lost series against the Dads and the Brewers, who are both shitty. But the Giants aren't bad and they beat the cubbies
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>>68015294
im not a dodgers fan thailand
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>>68015319
>""""""beat""""""
meme wins
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Fuck the cubes

Cards/Dogs broship when?
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too bad cubs can't play the reds every week

could go for some alfredo
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>>68015328
This post is so good that I'm gonna give you a (You).
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please ignore the tripfag. this is coming from a dodger fan
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>mfw a Shitcagoan called a casserole "pizza" near me
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>>68015342
thank (You)
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>their overpriced black outfielder is better than heyward

just kys jhey
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So this may be a totally stupid question. I was just at a bar watching the game, and in the seventh someone stole third when Jake threw a wild pitch to walk the batter. I didn't think you could steal the base on a walk? So you can do that? Can you steal on a straight walk that isn't a wild pitch?
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>>68015352
Mfw a Mexican was poor near me
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Bryant is playing short?
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>Bryant is playing shortstop
literally what are you doing Joe
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Get ready for some meme infielding boys
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>>68015352
>mfw he thinks Chicago pizza is just deep dish
>never had tavern style pizza
>California talking about pizza at all
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Hahaha, if you thought Maddon gave any fucks, this has to confirm that they don't exist.

BRYANT PLAYING SHORTSTOP
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we will meme our way to victory
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cubs are literall golden state complete with meme "fans"
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>>68015358
Yes, the ball is still in play in this instance. The only time you can't steal is during a foul ball.
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did bryant bring his catcher glove
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What do you think Javy is thinking right now?
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>>68015361
>implying I'm not a Trump supporter
>implying Shitcago isn't full of Mexicans
see >>68015201
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>>68015384
>PutMeInCoach.mp3
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>>68015381
Or on dead balls like hbp
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Is a meme an athlete?
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>>68015379
>Thinking I don't own an Arrieta jersey and a Cubs hat with the 70's logo

kys
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>using Richard
>Whewhill
>Bryant playing SS

HE CAN'T KEEP MEMING AWAY WITH IT
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FUCKIN HEYWARD WHY DIDNT YOU CATCH THAT
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>cusb

Lolololol
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seager>bryant
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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>C
>U
>S
>B
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okay now you are allowed to complain about your bullpen
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>>68015381
Cool. Been watching baseball all my life and you still learn the tiny little things sometimes.
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>Arrietta actually lowered his era this game
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>literally no dodger "fans" for the first 2 hours of the game
>suddenly thread is filled with them
>they still won't make the playoffs
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Really thought seager was gunna strike out. Those pitches were mean.
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>>68015438
>7 innings, no runs
of course he lowered it
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>>68015438
that tends to happen when you give up no runs...
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At least you tried Cahill...
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Found our weakness. Only TWood is good in the bullpen. Need to trade for a SP and put Hammel in the bullpen
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EXCLUSIVE: Live look into Joe Maddon's mind

https://twitter.com/Addison_Russell/status/700349645223043076?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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6 straight home runs

calling it now
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>>68015458
pretty sure the Cubs stopped trying a few innings ago
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>>68015452
>pick 1
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>games on ESPN
>game is blacked out

FUCK YOU TIME WARNER AND DOYERS FOR YOUR SHITTY TV DEAL
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>>68015473
>ralley
capped
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Kris Bryant is 6' 5"?
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>>68015469
fuck off with your recency bias. Warren, Grim, Strop and Wood have all been good. Cahill is inconsistent but Richard is the only one that actually sucks.
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>>68015442

there are like 4 dodgers fans on this whole board. we can't even get a game thread going when we're not playing against a meme team like the cubs. sorry that other teams' fans like to crash game threads and BTFO the cubs when the cusb take a break from their pilates
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'.;,'.;,'.;,'.;,'.
',;.',;.,'.;,,.
,'.;,'.;,'.',
',;.',;,'.
,';.,';.
',;.',
',;.
\o/
energy
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>NOW Maddon puts LaStella in

lol what are you doing Joe?
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>>68015499
where were the supposed dodgers fans yesterday?
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rally bye knock you lars
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>>68015499
>there are like 4 dodgers fans that aren't fairweather casuals

Fixt. I've seen the Doyers/Jints threads, you can't fool me.
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Look at this shit eating grin.
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bout to move into boystown soon senpaitachi, which cubs player is the gayest?
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>>68015532
ross is a bear
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>>68015516

Sup
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>>68015233
>currently has over 4.00 era
I don't think any dodger fan misses him
The novelty wore off after we got maeda and kasmir and LA media hyped both of them up the ass

So far they've been okay-good but our offense always shut down when both take the mound it's sad
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RIP Cubs
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[ L ]
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>>68015556
I miss him. He would be better in LA with kershaw taking pressure off him.
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>cubs win 2-0
>dodgers win 5-0

cubs confirmed inferior team
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We love it.
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>lester tomorrow

didn't want runs anyway
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>>68015499
>le dodger fanbase is small on /sp/ meme
Majority of us don't want to pay for timeshit and we had 2 nearly 3 threads for every single kcal game

A fucking cubfaggot telling everyone we got a small fanbase when Cubs didn't exist here until the past 3 years you pie pizza faggots
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>>68015599
>this dumb fairweather casual delusion

Wew, Juan, please.
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>>68015575
He would have been better in LA period because we have a much better defense than dbags and a better farm system than everyone in the league which is what a majority of our money goes to

Picking grienke up for his amount would have been the first time we have ever spent $100+ Million on a pitcher not named kershaw or position player in a decade iirc
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>>68015599
>I didn't browse /sp/ 3 years ago so I'm going to make shit up

breh, Cubs had bigger threads when they were a 100+ loss team than Doyers threads now against.
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>>68015619
>a fly over fan that forgot his team exists every 5 years
>calling LA off all places fairweather when we've supported our teams even in their darkest years(kings for the 80s and near bankrupt era , frank McCourt years)while Bulls were just a Chicago team with $5 tickets seats before Jordan
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>>68015619
Found the spic.
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>>68015631
Nice try. Before the shitty Time Warner deal Dodger threads were brimming with original shitposting while cubs threads were sucking on the teat of cardinal threads. Now half of the fans can't watch the game let alone post about it.
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>>68015631
If foolz archive wasn't dead you could possibly find pages of dodger games threads before twc

Once TWC realizes they have to suck up quick or have the first of many unprofitable years(from their side they spent billions and their revenue for the deal is coming from selective spots in Southern California) due to licensing and losing out on 100+ million viewers over a single channel
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>>68015580
>Not having 35 wins
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>>68015790
>not having a WS this century
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>tfw cant shitpost with doyerbros because of work school and twc
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>cubes
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