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Fuck.
Fuck.
Shit.
Whatever.
And then Finland memes.
1st for I will raise my son as a Leafs fan
>>68011187
you mean yur wifes son
>>68011187
>i will raise my wife's son as a Leafs fan
>laffs
>sharks in 4
>sharks in 5
>sharks in 6
>sharks in 7
>>68011187
Good lad
>>68011187
>raising lil your wife's Pajeet as a laffcuck fan
RIP
>>68011154
>>68011187
>7 posts
>6 IPs
>made this thread and this comment before linking it in the old thread
lmao faggot laffers
>>68011215
>Being a Vancouver fan
Almost nothing worse tbqh
>>68011201
>>68011195
>>68011215
Post ass or go away cunt
>>68011227
No Faam, I'm OP and
>>68011154
>>68011214
Are my posts
real /hoc/ thread here >>68011106
>>68011187
>raising sukhwinder Singh as a laffs fan
This is real /hoc/ i can tell
>>68011252
I can tell the laffs is a poo poo team.
>>68011187
I will call child services on you
>>68011171
>>68011171
>>68011171
You know it's true
>>68011260
>no future
>tfw no hokkei
I need something to watch
J I M B E N N I N G
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>>68011300
Porn
>>68011285
This coming from a Leafs fan? Wew Lad!
>>68011326
Leafs have the best prospects in the league fom
Canucks are being ruined by their retard gm
You have been forced to become a fan of a Canadian hockey team.
Leafs or Canucks
Sens or Habs
Flames or Oilers
Jets or Wild
>>68011300
NBA, better sport
>>68011260
>kip's opinion
>worth a damn
>>68011154
FINLAN MENTIONED IN THE OP
An American /hoc/
A Finnish /hoc/
And a Canadian /hoc/
Are all created at the same time, which one do you think became the real /hoc/?;)
>>68011345
Tip top delusion
Nylander, Marner and Reilly is just Tlusty, Kadri and Schenn all over again. Save us from Tim Cunter, Auston.
>>68011369
>NBA
>better sport
oh that was a good laugh
>>68011326
Leafs are going to have 5 players vying for the Calder next year (Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Brown, Zaitsev), Cantpucks won't have even one
>>68011373
ARE YOU TELLING ME LAFFS WON'T BE BOTTOM 10 IN THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON?
Edit: oops, capss
>>68011360
>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs
That was easy
>>68011360
Leafs
Habs
Flames
Wild
>>68011399
>laff
>winning an award for on-ice performance
I don't think so, friend
>the last to do so was Mogilny
>winning the Lady Byng
>which he refused to accept, correctly pointing out it's a meaningless award
>13 years ago
>laffs
>>68011418
Chill, lass. They will be I was just having a meme
>>68011437
7.5/10 fresh meme
>>68011397
Not even close none of those prospects were as highly touted as one of the current ones.
Reilly is also better than Schenn ever was already
>>68011418
They will be but the Cantpucks wont be far ahead if they are lmao
>>68011399
hahahahhahahahahahaha
are you being serious?
>>68011435
>knowing this much useless shit about a team you don't even follow
lmfao
>>68011454
>confirmed for 12 years old
>laffs
>>68011454
>won't be far ahead
ah, so we will be ahead
:^D
>>68011467
>hating lol i trol u's hockey knowledge
why would you hate someone who actually watches and knows about the sport???
>>68011445
Van City will finish below them though;)
>>68011467
>implying the laffs aren't a well-known laffingstock across the league
also
>67
>laffs
>>68011460
Matthews is a first overall pick; Marner is a fourth overall pick who will be in his draft+2 season having done everything possible in the CHL; Nylander has already gotten a taste of the NHL and might actually have an edge on the previous two guys; same thing with Brown. Each player matches the profile of players who typically vie for the Calder. Zaitsev is the only one who you can debate, he's a bit of a wildcard.
I can explain it to your pleb ass but I can't make you understand.
>>68011478
>>68011484
All these cantpucks mad because they know Benning is going to ruin their team
>old players
>no prospects
>never ever a cup lmao
Benning is trading away your future for Gudbrannson lmaoooooooo
>>68011524
you gotta be false flagging, nobody is this delusional
8/10
>>68011454
You know what you are? An abused housewife. You're exactly like an abused housewife. Just like how a husband tells his wife: "Oh I'm a changed man" Leafs management tells you: " All these prospects are different than before." Just as a husband says to his wife: "oh I promise I'll never hurt you again" is the same way that Leafs management says "Oh this rebuild will actually work this time" ... you're a fucking abused housewife suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
>"proud"
>>68011496
>implying you're not psychotically obsessed with a franchise with no meaningful relation to your own
>>68011535
>Jim Benning
Bob McKenzie says he expects VAN to have a busy summer and that the trading is far from done. I can't wait to see what they come up with
why are laffs fans acting like oilers fans from years past?
they got ONE 1st overall pick and they think they're top shit
Oilers have had a billion 1st overalls and still suck ass
>>68011567
There is no Swedish word for "pride"
>>68011543
It's not delusion you fucking retard. Even Bob McKenzie said he thinks Marner is going to be amazing in the NHL very quickly next season. I guess this is where you're pathetic enough to think you know better than him ;-)
>>68011580
>not realizing the difference between first overalls like Hall/RNH/Yak and Matthews
dumbass chink bitch
>>68011580
That's actually a fair criticism, Hongcouver fans just get me so riled up with their constant ignorance and baiting.
>>68011569
>s-stop making fun of us
lol no
>laffs
>>68011604
>Implying Toronto Sports Network is not incredibly bias to the leafs
>>68011604
you already peaked in your false flag, this is just boring now
>>68011562
Ad Hominem
>>68011570
lmao hopefully he drives them into the ground more
>>68011580
None of those players were as good as Matthews none were a concensis number 1
>>68011623
Their greatest hope for the future is a glorified 3C in Bo Horvat. Hard to get hyped on that. Easier to pretend other teams are in just as dire straits.
>>68011647
>concensis
wew
also matthews isnt the consensus number 1 either
>>68011623
>mad
>at hockey
>>68011639
Nice meme, my man. Did you use memegenerator.com for that fresh new meme?
>>68011562
Mad at good prospects?
>>68011647
McDavid > Matthews
and even with the other 3 1st overalls on the Oilers, they were still at the bottom of the league
very highly doubt the Leafs would be a playoff team (or even a bubble team) next year
>>68011664
>Living
>In "British" "Columbia"
>>68011639
One thing I'll give to you is it's probably hard not to get infected with the Leafs obsession. I remember staying in that shithole, all I heard was people shittalking the 6ix, I go back to the 6ix and no one even knows what Vancouver is.
Finnish players born in 1994 and after
Top 300 prospects by HFBoards:
5. Mikko Rantanen (Col 2015 10th)
8. Sebastian Aho (Car 2015 35th)
22. Julius Honka (Dal 2014 14th)
61. Kasperi Kapanen (Tor 2014 22nd)
83. Juuse Saros (Nsh 2013 99th)
88. Esa Lindell (Dal 2012 74th)
101. Artturi Lehkonen (Mtl 2013 55th)
105. Vili Saarijärvi (Det 2015 73rd)
109. Aleksi Saarela (Car 2015 89th)
116. Ville Pokka (Chi 2012 34th)
123. Ville Husso (Stl 2014 94th)
147. Julius Nättinen (Ana 2015 59th)
189. Roope Hintz (Dal 2015 49th)
216. Petteri Lindbohm (Stl 2012 176th)
Graduated players:
Aleksander Barkov
Rasmus Ristolainen
Olli Määttä
Teuvo Teräväinen
Joonas Korpisalo
To be drafted:
Patrik Laine
Jesse Puljujärvi
Olli Juolevi
Markus Niemeläinen
Kristian Vesalainen
Eeli Tolvanen
Urho Vaakanainen
Juuso Välimäki
Feels good man.
>70 posts
>17 posters
Damn this is why other boards think we're autistic
>>68011640
>>68011645
>thinking Bob McKenzie could be affected by bias when he's the foremost hockey journalist with the most integrity
>not realizing that no matter what you do nothing can stop the Leafs prospects from being better than yours
>>68011699
>by HFBoards
Stopped reading there. Nice Gretzky dubs btw
>>68011670
>670
>laffs
I will memes into reality using only the power of my mind
>>68011687
>pointing and laughing at the laffs and their endless humiliating failure
>and the alternating cycles of delusion and bitter bitter anger of their """""""""fan"""""""""base
>obsession
>>68011699
can you do one for Swedish players and Canadian players?
>>68011699
All I see is a computer generated list of Finnish names. Mix and match to create your own Finn!
>there is only one non-leaf and non-finn poster before me.
>>68011715
>think we're autistic
I don't think, I know you're autistic
>>68011660
Dont be stupid and act like he isnt Laine is great but go look up the scouting reports and draft rankings 90% say Matthews Ive seen one from ESPN saying Laine
>>68011680
No shit McDavid is better Matthews is around Eichels level. Im not saying next year but in 3 years they will be making the playoffs
>>68011735
>i dont understand words I use
not surprising considering you didnt know how to spell it either
Might commit tonight to getting buzzed and arguing with you lads and lasses tbqh.
>>68011735
You're being way too optimistic. The leafs went full Edmonton and it will come back to bite them.
>>68011735
part of the reason matthews is so highly touted is because of his age. hes basically a year older than everyone else in this draftclass. if he was drafted last year he wouldnt be on mcjesus or eichels level.
>>68011758
already buzzed tee bee aiche
>>68011727
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many Canadians, would take hours
>>68011758
Hey its monday, jacques
>>68011773
You're wrong and everything you have ever done was a mistake. And your mom is a whore.
>>68011782
It's Tuesday. And how did you know my name, Genghis?
>>68011725
Your Leafs obsession is greater than Toronto Sports Networks
>>68011779
exactomundo
>>68011640
>the level of inferiority complex needed to actually use the phrase "Toronto Sports Network"
>>68011754
>attacking my spelling instead of what I actually said
>>68011763
You could be right but i think in three years being a first round exit playoff team isnt that much of a stretch leafs wont be in contention for the cup in atleast 5-6 years
>>68011767
Ive seen people on tsn saying Matthews would have been a close third to eichel last year
>tfw nobody commented on the quality of my OP:(
tfw wanna gas all the laffs fans
>>68011767
You realize Tony Granato, as in the guy who has coached both Eichel and Matthews in the USNTDP program, thinks Matthews is better, correct? He's likely the one person best suited to making the comparison having been super up close to both prospects.
>>68011878
>not being grateful to the Leafs fans who let your disgusting chink ancestors into this country
>>68011878
>tfw you should stop posting
>>68011900
>laffers
>white
Pick one you double nigger
>>68011843
well actually you refuted your own point by admitting he isnt the consensus number one pick
>>68011878
>not having them to laugh at every single year
>not enjoying their early-season delusion and then savoring their mid-season shock and horror when reality sets in, fading to misery and depression every single spring
>>68011915
>says the Hongcouverite who lives in a glorified Chinese colony
>mfw the jets are better than the laffs and canucks and have far better prospects
>>68011927
>tfw laffs jersey on ice folder is 5.62GB
>>68011942
Not from British Cucklumbia, try again :^)
>>68011942
>says the paki who lives in a store-brand knockoff of New York, but without any of the relevance and success
>>68011954
Well that's obviously true
>>68011968
>tfw only have 1.8GB of laffs jerseys on the ice
;_;
>>68011968
Loving every Laff
>>68011994
save it!
it's all yours, my best-team-in-the-league friend!
Rofl at Vanfags unironically using the term "tank nation" all year when it's clearly a reference to leaf nation
>canadumbs
>>68011927
>tossers could face charges & lifetime ban
As it should be desu
Every team in the NHL is shit except for the one I cheer for
>>68012009
I will, thank you. I really, really, really like this picture.
All according to plan goys
>>68012041
this 2bh
>contract the canucks @bh_ May 30
>"...but I don't know (what the) Canucks' plans are," said Brouwer. Join the club Troy.
nobody @petbugs13 May 30
Canucks announce another trade
#RuinMyDayOffIn4Words
>fuck everything @HockeyDipshit May 27
>No more summer summit? Don't want the fans ripping your shitty management for their shitty moves? @VanCanucks
fuck everything @HockeyDipshit May 27
Jim Benning is - right now - a bottom 5 GM in NHL history. By the end of his tenure he'll be a bottom 5 GM in sports history.
>Taj @taj1944 May 26
>Taj Retweeted J
I've said it multiple times, 80% of the Canucks fanbase is filled with morons.
Amir Tedros @amirtedros May 25
Jim Benning is that friend of yours that keeps getting into scams. Yet he's in charge of your favourite sports team.
>Corduroy Orbison @_Proto May 25
>I can't cheer for this team anymore. This broke me. Screw these idiots.
Cody Dame @cdame94 May 26
@HockeyDipshit made the mistake of searching gudbranson last night. A LOT of fans saying "hes good cause hes a 3rd overall pick & hes 6'5"!"
>Tips Fedora @kerrrrrrrr May 25
>@jaredmccann19 @VanCanucks Thanks for being part of a terrible trade that will hopefully get our moron GM fired soon!
>>68012060
>haha, we were just pretending to be bad!
>>68012070
>taking the time to copy/paste all this
Now there's obsession for you
I don't mind though -- Nucksbros are used to laffers paying close attention. Usually in the spring, when there isn't any laff hockey to watch :^)
>>68011973
Get back to me when Hongcouver gets a franchise in a major sports league other than NHL
Never gonna happen kek
>its a lol i trol u triggering laffers episode
my favourite
>>68012107
>I'm doing /hoc/ a favour by sharing Cantpucks misery tweets
>lol i trol u has to shit all over my generous offer
You're really a cunt you know that
>>68011922
One person from ESPN of all networks lmao
>>68011727
3. William Nylander (Tor 2014 8th)
29. Adrian Kempe (Lak 2014 29th)
43. Jacob Larsson (Ana 2015 27th)
48. Joel Eriksson Ek (Min 2015 20th)
75. Jacob DeLaRose (Mtl 2013 34th)
81. Gustav Olofsson (Min 2013 46th)
82. Oliver Kylington (Cgy 2015 60th)
89. Axel Holmstrom (Det 2014 196th)
90. Oskar Lindblom (Phi 2014 138th)
99. Andreas Johnson (Tor 2013 202nd)
102. Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson (Bos 2015 45th)
108. Gabriel Carlsson (Cbj 2015 29th)
110. Rasmus Andersson (Cgy 2015 53rd)
137. Dmytro Timashov (Tor 2015 125th)
139. Gustav Forsling (Chi 2014 126th)
143. Linus Soderstrom (Nyi 2014 95th)
156. Andreas Englund (Ott 2014 40th)
163. Robert Hagg (Phi 2013 41st)
164. Lucas Wallmark (Car 2014 97th)
165. Oskar Sundqvist (Pit 2012 81st)
167. Felix Sandstrom (Phi 2015 70th)
188. Marcus Pettersson (Ana 2014 38th)
208. Tobias Lindberg (Tor 2013 102nd)
270. Marcus Hogberg (Ott 2013 78th)
272. Nick Sorensen (Ana 2013 45th)
Hampus Lindolm
Filip Forsberg
Elias Lindholm
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky
Alex Nylander
Rasmus Asplund
Carl Grundström
Timothy Liljegren
Adam Thilander
>>68011954
Jets and Laffs have equal prospects but Jets are in a far better position
>>68012133
>needing other teams and sports to watch because the laffs suck
umm... your fair weather is showing...
blind_monkey.jpg
>>68012207
>replying to autists who were begging for Matthews on the day of the lottery and now talk shit about him because their best center is Bo Horvat
>>68012228
t. delusional laffer
>>68012219
Tobias Lindberg? I forgot we had that one. Cool
>>68012244
literally no-one begged for bust matthews
everyone wanted a finn because of the meme potential
why do laffers always make shit up?
What kind of dishwasher are the Penguins
>>68012207
you refuted your own argument, thanks, also many european scouts rank laine higher
>>68012233
>all relevant cities have at least two franchises in MLB/NBA/NHL/NFL
>hongcouver only has NHL and most fans would rather it moves to Seattle to escape all the dark history
>>68012300
>many european scouts
Look at this hockey insider xD
>>68012228
You actually think this?
>laffs
>>68012337
theyve been spouting delusions all afternoon, must be all the apehoop hindus bored because the craptors got BTFO
>>68012288
Whirlpool, not crazy expensive, reliable, and easy to fix on the fly
>no finns itt
>actual hockey discussion
Can't wait until they're fully banned from /sp/
>>68012195
>using foul language on a friendly board like /hoc/
rude tbh fam
>>68012394
its not so much hockey discussion as it is a Canadian flame war.
>>68012300
You mean finnish LMAO no shit
>>68012337
Leafs have second best prospect pool after Jets and after leafs its Arizona. Vancouver is all the way at the bottom with the >rags lmao
>>68012275
>When the smoke cleared, the Leafs, Jets and Blue Jackets had death grips on the three coveted superstar spots, while the Canucks had tumbled from No. 3 to No. 5.
>Howls of despair erupted at viewing parties around the province and all over social media. The C-word was invoked (“curse”). But what does it really mean for the near-future of the franchise? They miss out on a potential centerpiece of the rebuild
KEK
>>68012337
Matthews>anyone the Jets have
Anyonw have a movie/tv show to recommend for tonight bc of no hockey?
>>68012589
never a bad time to binge old episodes of the X-Files.
>>68012275
Watch: Disgruntled Canucks fans lament draft lottery loss
http://www.thescore.com/news/1018665
>>68012535
This might be true but the Jets have a lot more depth in other places as well as more solid prospects in general with the addition of Laine to their already decent team
>>68012589
Snatch was a solid movie, watched it yesterday. The Office is always good.
>>68012618
>>68012651
Looking for horror movie tbqh
>>68012639
>already decent team
They finished 25th dumbfuck
>>68012670
I heard It Follows was good
>>68012697
They play in the central so its understandable
>>68012670
UPDATE:
Decided to watch 30 days of night.
>>68012670
Horror movies are literally the worst. I don't particularly like the genre and on top of that very few of the movies are any good in quality.
>>68012717
It is pretty good, saw it a couple months ago
>Windows 8 keeps wanting me to install
what the fuck
i don't want this
>>68012718
Doesn't matter what division you play in, 25th in the league makes you a basement dwelling shit team
Where are all the Amerilards?
>>68012903
driven away by laffs and cantpucks autismfest
>>68012781
post butt and ill deactivate it i work for mircrosoft
>157 posts
>26 posters
Nice "sport" you have here
>>68012903
Waiting for the next game so I can see the penguins blow out the sharks again
>>68012976
Pongs killed /hoc/ desu
So is anyone else here a Penguins fan?
>>68013269
Everyone secretly is.
>>68013340
Really? It seems like literally everyone hates them, which i don't understand because, unlike the Blackhawks, for example, they constantly shit the bed during the playoffs.
>>68013401
It's all foreplay before they go to bed every night this season jerking themselves off to sleep using the tears of unfathomable sadness because they weren't fortunate enough to be born in glorious Y'inzburgh and allowed to worship Sidney Crosgod.
>>68013434
Every day I wake up and thank the Lord himself that I wasn't born on the other side of the state.
>41 years
>>68013401
I hate them only because of crysby and letang and their shitty fans. Otherwise they have a few players I like
>>68013472
Philadelphia is the land of championship sports! Haha. And assaulting cute giant inflatable ducks sailing around the world for good causes. OH, also ruining social experiments like that hitchhiking robot. But, it does have cheesesteaks and an impressive crime rate.
>laffs
>>68013544
Stillers fans are worse. Sooooo much worse. I grew up in a Y'inzer family. I hate the NFL because of them.
>rags
>>68013604
>rags
>>68013604
>rags
>>68013269
Reporting senpai
Only made it to one game this year but had the pleasure of seeing Bill net two goals
>rugs
>NBC ProHockeyTalk @ProHockeyTalk
>Lombardi’s goal was to assemble USA World Cup team ‘that you think can beat Canada’
KEK
>>68013658
>mfw I scanned it
I've never posted in this thread before. I am a newfag. Am I doing this right?
>rags
pls no bully
>>68014526
>rags
>>68014495
>i made that in january of 2015
>you never scanned it before
fucking tripfags
>>68014549
I've seen that picture literally every time you've ever posted it and I still haven't scanned it
>>68014526
Lurk more
>rags
>>68014569
You're missing out on a vintage meme friendo
>>68014549
>subtly begging people to scan your clever QR memes
>>68014526
Excellent effort bro
>laffs
>rags
>>68014603
I don't care if anyone scans it or not, but the sheep and >rags are my two favourite memes of all time
>tfw dog is a dying meme
>there will never be 7 /hoc/s again
Why even live
>>68014352
>want to assemble a team to bear arguably the best team
>leave out one of, if not the, best picks for your team
>>68014694
You and me both, man
>rags
>laffs
>>68014760
>not dog
>>68014811
dog got gets and that's it, it was never super exploitable for actual /hoc/ content
>>68014729
memes never die. we just have to get back into our supreme meme state like last year
>>68014822
>implying
check out this gem
>>68014822
Are you implying bean man isn't a great meme either?
>>68014936
>not even edited to be doggy pupzyk
>>68014959
Nah, bean man is great, we've witnessed the emotional roller coaster of his life
>>68014979
>>68013806
Hey, that was the game malkin got injured. I'm actually in the picture. Far right, section 106 row d.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFfNhlQkrTs
>1980
>americaitlyns
put the fucking CUP in the fucking BAG
>>68015099
>tranadians
@68015136
Post butt
Hello is this the meme general
???
>>68015183
Can't crush the memes
>/hoc/ will never meme as hard as last year
>never again will /hoc/ have to seek refuge on /s4/
>tfw offense is shit
>tfw henrik too old
>tfw just good enough to not get draft picks
>4 more days until hokkei
>>68015243
Wow is he that strong?
>>68015339
Game 2 is tomorrow you shitfuck
>>68015329
>rags fan in charge of realizing his team's defense is what dragged the entire team down
how the hell did the normies get a hold of ook
>>68015533
>how did normies get a hold of a Reddit meme /hoc/ stole
>>68015649
>its a "kippers posts xer stupid worthless ching chong bing bong opinion and thinks we're supposed to care" episode
>>68011388
Did finny just score?
>>68015533
ook is the same image but different principle
>>68015691
they're cheering about the fact they beat US GAY in the bronze medal match
Minnesota players had an average PPG of .465
That's higher than any other state or province
>>68015710
Seems a bit over the top. Its not like USA is ever any good
>>68015721
true
>>68015715
Minnesota also has a statistical average of .000 cups.
>>68015329
But that's wrong
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
So how many Canadian teams in the ploffs next year? Zero of course is the safe answer, but try to be creative here
>>68015822
Laffs get carried to the cup by Auston Matthews, thus beginning the Autism Matthews era in which he finally breaks all of Gretzkys records, laffs go on to become the longest running dynasty in NHL history
>>68015847
typical amerilard overrating amerilard players. He might be better than McDavid but Gretzky is taking it too far
>>68015847
you are fucking retarded and have ZERO hockey knowledge
refrain from posting completely
consider suicide
>>68015872
>thinking hes better than McDavid
>thinkinh hes even better than Laine
Kek. McDavid best player in the league.
>>68015873
Post butt
>>68015822
Calgary - Depends on how they address their goaltending and coaching. If they got let's say a goaltender like Bishop or Andersen and hired someone that isn't Carlyle, I would give them a good shot of making it as a #3 team or wildcard.
Edmonton - n/a
Montreal - If Price is healthy then les Habishits return to the playoffs.
Ottawa - no man's land again just like this year
Toronto - no more tankjob but also no playoffs
Winnipeg - miss out like Colorado this year
Vancouver - kek
So at best 1 team, 2 depending on Calgary's offseason.
>>68015902
>thinking he's not better than Laine
Congratulations, you share an opinion with a grand total of two scouting outlets: McKeen's hockey and Corey Pronman of ESPN.
>>68015954
I share your mom's two outlets
>>68015992
WEW LAD
>>68015992
Holy kek get a load of this absolute mad man
>>68011699
aho>rantadnen
>>68015992
>share
>outing yourself as a cuck
Reminder that this man will play for team USA in the world cup
>>68016021
lmao look at that fucking monkey
I'm about a month late but
>be coilers
>suck dick
>get first overall picks
>always draft forwards
>"You need to draft BPA. We'll trade our offense for defenseman later"
>25 year old top-pairing right-handed shutdown defenseman on a long-term, affordable contract requests a trade to Western Canada
>"We're going to wait until the price drops"
>He rescinds the trade request
JUST
>>68016021
Is that a real monkey? Why would it make a face like that?
>>68016121
They need two top four defencemen to not be a total tire fire again next season. I bet they draft Tkachuk and that trading chip is gone. Then they probably have to move out Draisaitl because he's the only non-McDavid forward other GMs would be asking for.
That gets them ONE, if Chiarelli can manage even that. Not sure how they get the other one. The best part is it's right shot D that they need, it's going to come at a real premium.
>>68015533
It originated on /mu/, there's your answer. Therefore in some way probaly from reddit as well.
Any Devils fans here?
>>68016238
>debbies
>>68011699
Pokka was drafted by the Islanders, not Chicago.
>>68015873
>you are fucking retarded and have ZERO hockey knowledge
>>68016366
NICKLAS JENSEN THO
>kippers the communist getting btfo
>>68016366
kek
>>68016366
>bobby lou gets shipped to Florida at the deadline
>>68016366
Nicklas Jensen is a pretty good player. The one they traded for him was a bust.
>>68016395
>Mike Gillis lying about Florida
WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING SCAMMED BY FLORIDA!
STOP TRADING WITH THEM!
>>68016439
>scammed by a fucking money laundering scheme
>>68016444
wut
>>68016439
As much as I hate to lose Gudbranson, I like McCann and that 2nd very much.
>>68016366
>"And he's leading his team, too. On One of the shittiest team in the league."
>AIK
>tfw AIK fan
>tfw not even in the SHL anymore
>>68016464
Tell me about Gudbranson.
Why does Florida want to give him the 'C'?
I like you guys. Even Sweden =)
>>68016484
I want you to give me the B
>>68016484
because jagr is too old, huberdeau can't speak english, and bustkov doesn't have the respect
>>68016475
if only the Leafs would get relegated to the AHL
>>68016506
... so not because he's good or anything
>>68016484
He's a big boy that throws the body around and stands up for teammates. I don't find him to be worthy of the C though.
>>68016523
>if only the Leafs would get relegated to the AHL
... Then the Canucks would soon follow suit
>>68016523
he's alright. i'm an isles fan and saw him play lots during the playoffs. he's like a poor man's travis hamonic, a decent #4.
canucks got tougher to play against but paid a lot. will do okay if he is paired with hutton
>>68016523
>implying Jim Benning's reign of incompetence won't force the league to implement relegation
>5 mil in debt
how can one team be so
>rags
>>68016684
>finnish goaltending
>>68016712
>Swedish hockey
Will Bryan Rust play tomorrow?
Odd say yes, evens say no.
Which individual contracts are the best in the league (biggest bang for the buck)?
>>68016729
John Tavares at a $5.5M cap hit is probably the biggest steal. Too bad the rest of his team is ass.
>>68016764
Thanks, that does sound pretty sweet
>>68016764
Keith at 5.5 is a good one as well, even if it's one of those backloaded ones.
Pacioretty at 4.5 is nice, he's had 3 consecutive 30+ goal seasons
>>68016764
Man if they can't win with a contract that good I'm not sure what they're going to accomplish on his next, huge contract.
>>68016729
Crosby at 8.7
>>68016830
Crosby took less so the Pens had wiggle room to work out deals with Malkin, Letang, and (kek) Fleury.
>implying the best contract of them all isn't Jonathan Ericsson for 4.25
>>68016806
>>68016830
Gracias señores, mucho appreciated
>>68016729
considering this regressing manlet is at 10.5, Crosby's probably the biggest steal
>>68016764
The biggest steal is Jaime Benn at 5.25million
He had the lowest $/point of any player over 4million cap hit with $59,000 a point.
>>68016857
>>68016863
>you could get two Benns for one Toews
can't sleep
>>68016857
>You now remember that his rapist teammate that makes just as much beat up a cabbie over less than a dollar
There's nothing more satisfying than finding out a Co-worker is a Leafs fan. In Canada that's essentially a license to IRL shitpost against them.
>>68016925
>Be me
>Sabers fan
>Leafs coworker gives me shit over eichel, saying there are no good american hockey players
>Fast forward a year
>He spergs over Matthews
>>68016925
How will Leafs fans react if Kessel wins a Cup, or for that matter the Conn Smythe?
>>68016968
It wasnt the fans that got him out of torana, it was the media
The fans for the most part still like Kessel.
There will be mass suicide in the Toronto media scene though
How many NHL players do you think voted for Trudeau?
>>68016891
you could get 2 benns and 2 tavares for toews/kane
>>68016995
hockey players aren't cucks
even swedes and finns are cucks
i think selanne spoke out about refugees
>>68016995
Less than voted for obongo
>>68016366
>Cantpuck tripfag dynamic duo
>A tiny cock asian and a disgusting metal faced attention whore who looks like cromagnon after a botched facial surgery
>100s of posts of tripfag circle jerking that is like watching overaged retards make friends in a ball pit
>This gem gets posted
There is hope after all. One of the biggest blowouts this season.
>>68017026
>it's another Kippers thinks its opinion matters episode
Don't EVER reply to me again.
post kippers earning ticket money
>cantpucks
Whats it like having someone with actual assburgers as your GM and guaranteeing no success for at least the next 10 years
>>68017083
You should know this feeling tbqh
How do I get a qt Canadian gf who likes hockey?
>one of the lowest rated SCFs this century
why do americans hate hockey
>>68017135
Dont live in USA
>>68017152
>pens
>shorks
literally no fans
>>68017152
because hockey is a meme sports liked by only furries.
>>68017201
sup
>>68017210
and chink twinks
>>68017230
kek
>>68016941
Lmao what a hypocrite. I bet he thinks Matthews is better than Eichel too.
>>68016968
They will likely bitch and moan about how management failed them despite unconditionally supporting the move as it happened.
>>68017245
Most leaf fans were pretty excited to know Reimer (and Spaling and Pollak) or Kessel will get a cup.
Not Bill's fault he was miscast in TO.
which team is worse? oilers or leafs?
>>68017273
>Being happy to be watching a core player get shipped off for next to nothing and win a cup
You are a cuck
>>68017281
If the Leafs had McDavid then I'd say Leafs but he's out in deadmonton
>>68017306
>leafs are worse with mcdavid
how so?
Hey guys.
>>68017306
How is the trade relevant? I didnt realize he negotiated his own deal.
>>68017343
What does he always have a shit-eating grin on his face?
>>68017317
attrocious management and ownership for one. for on ice stuff, their defense is either bad, mediocre or very inexperienced. very redundant top-6 and a bottom-6 you could entirely forget if yakobust wasn't part of it. absolutely godawful PP coach too. got the best player in the world and still finished near dead last versus a team that was actively trying to tank. accomplishments this season = zero.
leafs, absolutely shitty though they are, achieved all their aims. traded expiring assets for picks, dumped a few bad contracts, rookies did well, and got matthews. they did everything they set out to do
>>68017372
to distract from his massive forehead. i bet you could easily shop an image of pulju in there
>>68017372
He hasn't had that grin since Toronto won the draft lottery.
>>68017317
I was pretending to be a delusional leaf fan
This guy was for real though: >>68017375
>>68017348
Shanny and Dubas got bent over in that deal. Stop cheering for it to get worse.
>>68017201
neat, filtered
>>68017273
Agreed.
>>68017531
This is a hoki, that's a badger. What did he mean by it?
>>68017179
Both have huge fanbases. Everyone else is just not watching out of butthurt/spite.
>>68017531
Failed meme
>>68017610
All you have to do is keep looking for cute clip art and eventually one will stick
Huomenta
>>68017647
goodnight binlan
>>68017647
this should help you wake up
>>68017664
TSSUUUUUU
>>68017664
>>68017682
Who dis semon demon?
goat finn
>>68016506
Ekblad? What do you mean barkov doesn't have the respect?
Suomi on homoseksuaalinen naimisperheenä
>>68017690
So sad that he can't play anymore, he looked so good in the games he played this year even with the injury. Kärpät would have won for sure with him playing this year.
>>68017777
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D
>>68017799
>naimisperheenä
what did he mean by this
>>68017808
Sulkekaa raadanta
>>68017777
this get was for >Pulju btw. Post puljus for me im at work
>>68017838
>41
Fucking kill yourself autismo
>>68017856
i just really like pulju
>>68017952
Faggot
>>68017958
>mad
>at pulju poster
Naikaa Suomea
>>68017971
oho
>>68018008
>>68017985
kehitysvammaiset
My coffee tastes like gas
>>68018014
>Drinking coffee instead of energy drinks
confirmed not finnish
God why are all threads so much shittier at American and Canuck time
So why does /hoc/ hate him again? He undeniably is one of the top 3 goalies of all time. Is it because of jealousy or because he cucked his wife?
The only actual argument against him is that he had top tier defense with Daneyko, Stevens and Niedermayer on his back, but he was very strong even when they left the team, and he brought Devs into the cup finals in his 40s.
His numbers might not be as impressive, but he was extremely consistent, goalies like him are rarely born.
>>68018280
What? We drink the most coffee in the world
who /offseason/ here?
>>68018802
Faen Norge
How are they gonna fix their defense?
>>68018885
Bring back Jokipakka
WHO CAN STOP US?
>STAMKOS
>BABCOCK
>MARNER
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>BABCOCK
>TIMASHOV
>SOSHNIKOV
>RIELLY
>ZAITSEV
>FREDDY THE GOAT
>JVR
>VESEY
>TAVARES 2017
W H O ?
H ?
O ?
?
>>68018938
Every day until you kill yourself.
>Laffs
>>68018858
goat binland image
>>68018948
>finnish goaltending
>an empty fucking net
How many times have the San Jose Sharks won the Stanley Cup?
>>68019154
>Finnish goaltending
>Laffs
not 1, not 2...
>>68019824
What are you counting? The amount of times he will be returned to Junior?
>>68019824
>Mitch the bitch
How do you think Babcock will handle the leafs?
>>68019165
Same amount of cups of beers that micks have turned down in their life.
>>68020168
Blown the fuck out
>>68020562
Kadri's look says it all
>>68020642
Identical
>>68020796
Is Kadri an undercover frok?
>>68020562
>30th place
>Getting your Olympic job stolen by Joel
Not so hot right now.
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>sgar
>>68021766
>mad rags fan
>>68011154
Vancuckver
>>68021815
>>68021800
samefag. you that desperate for a upvote?
>>68021934
Finn may mays
>>68021934
Eat shit
>>68021953
>ill take a screengrab from my phone. this is an original idea and everyone will fall for it
finnish """"""""""""""logic"""""""""""""" ladies and gentlemen
>>68022002
>le ebin fuggin binnish meeeems
>>68022002
Believe what you want
>>68022044
>image.jpg
>9gag
>>68022002
your delusios are getting out of hand again tyrone, your mom forgot to give dem pills again or just couldn't whore herself out fast enough to afford them?
>>68022052
>le ebin 9gag
ebin ahl game tonight
7pm in Hershey penisveinia
Lake Erie vs Hershey
Prediction 3-2 Lake Erie
>>68022143
Was she drunk?
>>68022143
Pics or it didn't happen
>>68022152
She just left and my first thought was to post about it here. I don't have pictures
>>68022148
A little but we'd met a bit like twice before
Thanks for listening everyone and have a beautiful day!
>>68022143
Did anyone witness you take her? How did you subdue her?
>played for the >rags
>hated by his former teams(PIT, WSH) fans
>rags management blames him for lack of playoff success despite him being their best player and showing up in the playoffs too
>declines to play for the rags anymore goes to Europe
>everyone thinks he's done
>makes an NHL comeback three years later
>becomes the old guy everyone loves
>is the division winning Panthers leading scorer at 44
Is Jagr the greates >rags to riches story ever?
>>68022236
He's better than any Finn ever LMAO
>>68022258
weak banter
>>68022280
Weak finnish players
So if the sharks lose to night are they pretty much fucked? Their saving grace throughout the playoffs has been the fact that they play hard as fuck after a loss, usually blowing teams out
>>68022383
>one or two people from /hoc/ predicted a Sharks v. pens final
>trusting /hoc/ to know if the Sharks are done or not if the lose the first two
>>68022464
>tfw Finnish memes have ruined /hoc/
>>68022464
Well the guy who predicted pens vs sharks has the penguins winning it
>>68019824
Mitch "Claude "Jesus Christ" Giroux" Marner
>>68022528
Bet is was a Finn
BURN ALL FINNS
>>68022503
Memes have, not only finnish ones.
>>68022528
Will he go all the way?
Absolute madman
>>68022538
Bet it wasn't. All finns want Sharks and Donskoi to win.
>>68022552
REEEEEE FINNS MUST BURN
>>68022552
DONSKOI
>>68022552
>implying those memes are Finnish
>>68022383
Yeah.
They will really have to try now
>>68022538
It was a Canadian actually
>>68022565
Danes first though
>>68022571
I appreciate your statement
>>68022578
Don't underestimate the strange minds of the finnish people
Imagine a thread without Sweden
Memes know no nation they are dog's gift to us all
>>68022676
Memes
Can
Kill
>>68022614
KILL THE DANES
why dont finns want maatta to win?
>>68022705
They can kill no
They will kill
>>68022925
because this board is an anyone but pittsburgh board.
>>68022776
>tfw Sweden and Denmark holds the record for most wars fought between two countries
>>68023062
>tfw meme war
>>68023098
>finnish jonnes vs. russians from obscure slav forums
>>68023109
LEL
>>68023161
I would watch that live any day
>>68023197
I would watch meme wars all the time
Nevö foget
Fuggin commies ain't touchin my country
>>68023207
How about an interdisciplinary war between finnish memes and australian shitposting?
>>68022705
Memes are more important than lives
>>68023232
Shit man that sounds a lot more fun than meme wars
>>68023098
No, my father didn't fight in the wars, he was a just a poster in /hoc/ threads
>that's what your uncle told you, he didn't hold with your father's ideals, thought he should have stayed in /hoc/ and not gotten involved
You fought in the meme wars?
>yes, I was once a /hoc/ knight, the same as your father
I wish I'd known him
>he was the best poster on the board, and a cunning memer, I understand you've become quite a good memer yourself, and he was a good friend
>>68023257
What happened to my father?
>the /hoc/ memes took him he died fighting the memes
>>68023243
Quite dangerous too
>>68023285
Where do I sign up?
>>68023291
In a reply to this post. I'll need your full name, e-mail adress, home adress and your bank information
>>68023310
Name is meme memerson [email protected]
702 meme street
Memeville USA
Bank info
69686693
>>68023339
We appreciate your registration and will be in contact
>>68023339
Cars number
6282 2332 6969 3474
Expire date 6/66
css 696
how can one country be so shit? cant wait until they die
>>68023394
me too fäm
>>68022192
nice man
>its americans hate on finland edition
You used to be better than that us of a
>remember we are all vulnerable to the dark side of the memes
>>68023501
>only you can stop meme fires >>68023450
Fuck of Finland
And dog said to /hoc/ "I will make of you a great general and your memes shall number greater than the stars"
>>68023501
>tfw there are more than ten times as many Meme-chlorians in finnish people than there are in normal people
>>68023537
First there were memes then dog said let there be /hoc/
And so /hoc/ was created
On the second day dog was Lonely so he made Finns
And Finns gave order to the memes
T. Bible meme story
>>68023450
>its finns produce no quality oc or drive hockey discussion edition
You used to be better than that Finl- wait, no, you didn't. You were always a 3rd world shithole that's not welcome on this website.
>>68023565
>Americans can't handle the memes
Your national team is still shit
>>68023590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3LcKOYogYw
>>68023560
On the third day dog decided that he should create 2 new memes
A snake
And a tree
Naming the snake Sweden and the tree Slovakia
Dog renamed himself to America and laughed while the Finns tried to fix the new memes
>>68023628
>rewriting the story of /hoc/ to further your own agenda
Disgusting
In the beginning there was only formless shitposting so dog created memes and separated them from the shitposting, and dog looked at the memes and saw they were dank
not looking forward to the game threads tonight lads
there won't even be any memes
>>68023658
>tfw America is dog
>>68023683
There will be shitposting Canadians though
>>68023590
>still forcing reddit tier nonmemes
You really should go back Boris
>>68023687
is there any other kind of canadian?
>>68023687
>last canadian flag was almost 2 hours ago
Have they all been consumed by the fire by now?
Take this >pongs fans you will need it tonight
>>68023707
I literally never used reddit
>>68023709
Uhhhh Eskimo Canadians?
>>68023731
Is that a Finn in the dishwasher
>>68023736
we call those "finns"
>>68023731
>posts memes literally from reddit
>n-never been there g-guys i s-swear
Dumb cuck. No wonder your country has no good hockey players.
Man everyday in the paper there is another story about some player with memeahsota ties.
I mean the article is good but the local media can't stop milking the state of hockey meme. It is getting kind of old tbf.
http://m.startribune.com/penguins-matt-cullen-and-family-are-craving-cup-no-2/381463851/?section=sports
>>68023773
>inb4 CBJ dynasty
>>68023771
Kek Hossa and Gaborik have more points than every active American
>>68023802
Hurry I have meem hoc thread
>>68023796
>It is getting kind of old tbf.
Not really. The mild keep falling for the meme and signing mediocre Minnesotan wingers to bad contracts and staying mediocre, that don't get old.
>>68023829
New memes >>68023836
>>68023836
>>68023836
>>68023843
It's never to early for new memes
>>68017281
Oilers. This was the first time in 7 years that they finished above the Leafs. And Toronto looks like they're actually trying to fix their management and rebuild instead of doing the suck-forever infinibuild.
