/hoc/ Dog created meems and Finns organize meems
Fuck Denmark and fuck normie way
Finns are faggots and so is maatta korpisalo is God
T. Reddit memes
1st for summer hoc during SCf
I like binland, I hope they stick around
>mad
>at double cross
>>68023864
PULJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68023836
Good post op
>meems
>With Finns, you _______
Fill in the blank.
Official hoc posters power rankings
>1. Russia
>2.Sweden
>3. America
>4. Czech
>
>50. Canada
>
>
>9000. Slovakia
>9001. Finland
>>68023898
Is that Anthony Fantano
>>68023905
laugh
>>68023898
WOAH LOOK OUT WE GOT A SCHOOL SHOOTER HERE
>>68023905
Kill your self
>>68023898
>posts on /hoc/ as he's lighting up UCLA
A true memer to the end. God speed anon.
>>68023906
>still mad his players are shit
>>68023942
>still mad his forced reddit nonmemes arent catching on
It's getting late over there, isn't it Boris? Shouldn't you go to sleep for work tomorrow? Oh wait, you don't work.
Fuck Shittsburgh
>>68023953
>Boris
>>68023905
meme
>>68023953
>mfw Bill scores the cup clincher in game 7 and literally ascends into heaven.
Me on the left.
>>68023953
Wow you are really pathetic, I bet you keep posting Bill while calling others reddit
>>68023976
Let me post someone who already has scored a cup winning goal for the Penguins ;^)
>>68023983
Nice deflection attempt, Mr. Redditor, but you gotta try harder than that!
>>68023872
>yfw jesus had 4 arms
any news on the JT Miller contract extension situation?
>>68023906
>Russia
Maybe if they posted more. I guess that's why we like them
>>68024009
>foodland
Getting old lads
>>68024033
>rags
>>68023905
blink
>>68024044
>mad a picture of a guy using a wooden stick
Say what you want about beaners, and I'm as white as they come btw, but their food is pretty fucking dank
>>68023938
HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND HIM
>>68023905
Toss 'em in the bin
>>68024156
That's why it's binland
>>68024132
Is it as good as Pelmeni?
Post top 10 centres in the league, proceed to argue:
1) Sidney Crosby
2) John Tavares
3) Evgeni Malkin
4) Tyler Seguin
5) Patrice Bergeron
6) Anze Kopitar
7) Jonathan Toews
8) Claude Giroux
9) Logan Couture
10) Niklas Backstrom
>>68024169
Don't know what that is, but yes
Primanti bros is good but pittsburgh is a shithole and the women are literally horses
t. San fagcisco resident
>>68024212
Saad is better then everyone here
Best goalie is boobtittsky
Best center is Jenner
Best defensemen Seth jones
>>68024219
Russian meat dumplings
>>68024235
t. 27th place
>>68024272
T. Missing piece
T. Getting used to new coach
T. Alberto Barbosa
We are still going to win da cup
>>68024301
torts lol
>>68024212
>no Pavelski or Thornton
>>68024309
Torts is God
He just hates Canada
>>68024212
bergeron is way too high, and couture doesn't belong on the list at all
damn the next season is gonna be pretty good for finns
Rocket Richard: Laine
Calder: Aho
Selke: Barkov
Hart: Barkov
Norris: Ristolainen
Byng: Barkov
Vezina: Korpisalo
>>68024326
Best American coach ever
It's all about getting one for Columbus
>>68024310
I was going to count Pavs as a RW because he played most of the season (except during Couture's injury) and playoffs there. If he counted (in my mind) as a C he would be there.
>>68024348
What about pulju
>tfw bluejackets dynasty
>>68024348
nhl tarvii hymypoika patsaan puljulle
>>68024366
Art Ross: Puljujärvi
DONSKOI!
what's his sister's name again btw?
>>68024033
Probably won't be any until they see how the hit on Girardi and Staal goes
>>68024382
Going to be renamed to the pulju meme award
>>68024382
What's wrong with their faces?
>>68024414
>finnish heritage disease
>>68024414
aryan heritage blessing
>>68024438
Edgy
>>68024382
Middle one looks like a painting from the 1700's
>>68024212
>no Matthews
>>68024414
meme genes
>>68024382
Kek poopoo is so cute with that shit eating grin
>>68024632
>>68024521
He looks like his family has been inbreeding since the 1700's
>>68024212
>no mcdavid
Kill yourself
what's your favourite pulju?
pic related
>>68024438
Whoever makes these really needs to do more
>>68024728
>>68024750
stop forcing this meme its been over a month now since round 1. no one thinks its funny
>>68023976
>game 7
>implying it'll take that long
The league wants a long series but they failed to reckon with the awesome power of shorking
>>68024770
I think it's funny and I wish there were more of them
>>68024798
then you should return to rebbit
>>68024728
>>68024770
>>68024829
>rags fans are still this mad
>>68024829
Ribbet
>>68024877
>NHL-ready body
>>68024920
Not even a publixfags but subway sucks 2bh
>>68024920
>subway
You don't have to like publix to hate subway
>wanted to buy mcdavid team na jersey
>announced today that they will have ads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT THEY CAN PUT ADS ON JERSEYS
>>68024920
All publix posters left after the Pongs got em
>>68024920
>this triggers yurocucks, caliniggers, canautists and flyover fags
>>68025115
Welcome to Yuropoor suffering
>>68025115
>supporting the NHL World Cup ®
>>68025122
>tfw /hoc/ is finally free of all tranpa gays
>>68025122
I don't understand why you keep posting this despite the amount of times we've kept posting.
>>68025122
>implying
>>68025159
>uk conveniently posting at the same time as the Canadian
Oh never mind it's some fag on a proxy trying to meme
>>68025207
>le proxy meme
nice meme
>>68025207
>there can only be one person who hates the blots and their """""""fans"""""""
>it doesn't matter if they're from different countries, nobody could possibly hates us sandwich cunts
Florida sun is making you delusional
Im from san diego what you guys tell me about the gulls i know they're not in the nhl but i just found out we have a hockey team.
Inb4 literally who
Inb4 reddit get out
Inb4 normie get out
Inb4 bullying
>>68025266
kys
>>68025249
>just so happen to only post the exact same thing every time you post exactly when the Canadian does
Wow what a convincing argument you've got there
>>68025122
Good riddance.
>hoc getting mad at sandwiches again
wew lads
>>68025289
I'm always here, m8.
You want me to post a screenshot proving you wrong, or are you going to cry photoshop over that?
>>68025319
pubelix has fucking gas station tier sandwiches made by cubans
>>68025319
>never ending sandwich anger
@68025349
No (You) for you!
do you think /hoc/ pretends to be mad at sandwiches just so they have an excuse to talk about them?
TRADE ALERT
Liam Herbst to Guelph for a 4th round pick
>>68025430
>do you think Tampa fans pretends to be mad at sandwiches just so they have an excuse to talk about them?
FTFY
>>68025452
Goddamned what a steal for the Storm
If ghosts are proven to exist, will there be a Civil Frights movement?
i dont live near a publix here in california. whats the closes thing to an elite sandwich? is subway a respectable sandwich here in /hoc/
plz respond i need to know what to eat for game 2
It was 3-2.
>>68025266
they have the ultimate in meme coaches
>>68025607
>Sven mad at sandwiches
No, I don't think so
>>68025843
wtf tuukka looks fat af
is crosby black?
>>68025843
rask looks like kenny holtz in this picture
Had Publix when I was in Florida was definitely a good sandwich, the Italian is similar to the one from Lenny's in the NY area
>>68025950
>no bill
dropped
>>68025950
Kane has nowhere near that kind of hair, and when did Tavares become American?
>>68025893
According to ESPN
Yes.
>>68026014
these are disturbing
pls stopp
>>68025950
>Quick
'no'
>>68024212
>no McDavid
>Couture somehow higher than Thornton
Props on having Bergeron tho.
>>68026041
Who the fuck is far left? Is that supposed to be forsberg?
>>68024348
>Vezina: Korpisalo
lmfao binland ru even trying
>>68026140
Don't feed the finns pls
>>68026140
>not thinking korpi will win it
Out
>>68026140
if bob got one i can't see why korpisalo couldn't
>>68025843
>>68025893
>>68025950
>>68025983
>>68026014
>>68026041
>>68026083
>>68026110
now someone name them all
>>68025950
Parise left, McDonagh right
Pacioretty and Quick
Who's top middle? Suter?
>>68026206
Russia, ovechkin, malkin, and boobtittsky
>>68026191
Because Bob had one of the most dominating seasons ever
>>68025983
Eichel, No Idea, McDavid
Jones Ekblad
>>68026014
Ovie Malkin Datsyuk
Bobrovsky No Idea
>>68026041
No Idea, Lundvqvist, Karlsson
Sedin sisters
>>68026083
Krejci, Plekanec, Jagr, No Idea, Voracek
>>68026110
Hossa, Chara, Gaborik, No Idea, Kopitar
ITT: Finnish Jonnes high on PCP meth and ketamine
>>68025893
>>68026337
Crosby Stamkos Toews
Doughty Price
Jesus that art is WikiHow tier creepy
>>68026337
NA is Larkin, Czech is Mrazek, I think EU is Andersen
>No finns in the top 10 for 2017 draft
LMFao
>>68026206
Rask, Jokinen, Ristolainen, Vatanen, Koivu
Crosby, Doughty, Stamkos, Price, Toews
Parise, Pacioretty, Suter, Quick, McDonagh
Eichel, Jones, MacKinnon, Ekblad, McDavis
Ovi, Bobrovsky, Malkin, Tarasenko, Datsyuk
Forsberg, D.Sedin, Lundqvist, H. Sedin, Karlsson
Krejci, Plekanec, Jagr(not on even the team???), Mrazek???, Voracek
Hossa, Chara, Gaborik, Andersen, Kopitar
>>68026398
Cool thx m8
the goalies were hard because you can't see their face and looks like they're wearing numbers different from their NHL numbers
>>68025670
sandwiches are eliminated bro
get a cheeseburger or hotdog, or a burrito
>>68025950
where's phil?
>>68026220
Yeah it's Suter but it looks more like Malkin
>>68026416
Was wondering the same about Jagr, that is him in the pic but he's not on the team.
>>68026441
Phil's too fat and ugly to be in the pic, and also to be on the team
>>68026110
>No Zucc
>>68026409
>who are Kristian Vesalainen, Eeli Tolvanen and Urho Vaakanainen
All are potential top10 picks.
>>68026470
you forgot uncoachable
>>68026543
>tfw this pic was outdated before it could be used
New Panthers jerseys unveiled tomorrow
>>68026601
at least we can always use this one
>>68026835
good it's about time they replaced that ugly panther
hopefully with a sandwich
>>68026835
Better have a dog on them
>>68026947
Good pic, that was a quite entertaining draft tbf
I really wish I had a Finnish friend in real life. I love Finns. They seem so cool and fun to be around.
>>68026947
>>68027040
kek
Have we discussed Poopinajarvi to Dedmonton yet?
>Conventional wisdom is Auston Matthews goes first to Toronto, with Patrik Laine following to Winnipeg. I think we all expected Jesse Puljujarvi to go third, but it sure sounds like Tkachuk is pushing his way into the picture.
>He led NHL Central Scouting’s rankings of North American skaters in the mid-term draft report card, then dropped to second behind Cape Breton’s Pierre-Luc Dubois on the the final list. Big-game performance tends to make scouts swoon, though.
>>68027145
i could see it. edmonton loves to make terrible decisions, and drafting yet another forward instead of badly needed defense or a trade makes so much sense for them
>>68027005
>>68027040
>>68027201
Should have a don't between the two first words tbf. It would take the pic from meme to sad meme
>>68027201
>no I WANT TO DIE yet
lads pls
>>68027023
>tfw I went to the beach with my Finnish friends today
>>68027253
the memes don't make themselves, bong. you too good to use MSPaint?
or do they not bundle that with windows over there anymore after the anticompetitive lawsuit bullshit?
>>68027307
>FINNISH BEACHES
NICE MEME
Is this banable?
>>68027354
YOU ARE A MEME my friend
>>68027318
not at home senpai
>>68027433
Homepai
>>68027307
>finnish people
>having friends
Have you hit the bottle recently Pekka? If not you probably should, hallucinations are a common side effect of DTs
>>68027397
i got banned for posting that picture of a bald guy kissing a baby, so probably
>Laffs
TURN ON TSN
>MAPLE LAFFS
What the fuck
>typical Finnish poster
>>68027657
Rumor is that they are replacing Lou with their analytics babby Kyle Dubas
What the fuck is wrong with the Swiss?
>>68027618
i'm just seeing some meme sport, lumberjack challenge
>>68027618
mine says CFL Football but it's actually lacrosse
>>68027579
>>68027618
It's a decent hire you suggesting nigger samefag
>>68027680
Lel, thanks. Didn't Arizona do something similar? Or was it Carolina?
>>68027652
Not banned yet
kypreos said earlier today that this is malkin's last series with the pongs. thoughts?
>>68027652
>>68027539
>>68027354
>>68027023
>>68027721
It was Arizona. Aleast that guy has a few years as an AGM
typical Finnish citizen
typical Finnish newspaper comedy section
>>68027778
Alright, cool. Thanks again
remove Finn
>>68027821
>>68027790
OBSESSED
B
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S
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>>68027682
could ask you the same thing senpai
>>68027871
Nice post binland
>posting frog and not spurdo
>>68027873
Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son again tripcunt
>tfw more and more /hoc/ posters are being woke to the yellow menace
Just need Canada to hop on board and we can remove fin once and for all
>>68027967
um sorry who was it that embarrased finland at the world championships?
was it america? because i don't think it was america
Reminder that Finland won u18 and u20 in one year, and will win the world cup with no contest.
also finlands youth is the most promising out of any country and will dominate the international olympic tournaments for the next 16 years, prove me wrong you cant i swear
they are yellow and that's ok
they're good fellows they're here to stay
>>68028035
Kc tier reminder
>>68028035
mfw
>>68028035
(You)
me
>>68028059
whats kc please explain
>>68028048
laine and pulju, which will in the hart?
bettman is a jew who will tear the league apart
this thread might be lacking in memes
blame the cup final having two shit teams
Predictions for tonights game lads?
Pens 4-3
>>68028115
>this assblasted
>1993
>>68028035
McDavid, Ekblad, Reinhart, Fabbri, Domi, Duclair, Nurse, Bowey, Morrisey, Horvat, Murray and Fucale
>>68028114
krautchan u fag
>>68028115
pulju wont play in the NHL next season, he is not ready imo.
Laine will score 25 goals 15 assist in rookie year
Pulju will be thje first to win a hart if either ever win, which i doubt because betman doesnt want europeans to win it because he is a fucking DUMBASS
>>68028115
BULL
U
L
L
2017 is our year
>>68028169
aika komea poika jtp
pretty handsome boy desu
>>68028127
sharks 5-2
>>68028179
nice reddit meme. fresh from/r/hockey?
>>68028127
Phil 4-2 SJ
1 from HBK line, 1 from Croz
Rust will play
>>68028113
>tfw have a godtier pagan name derived from this guy
>>68024382
cute lads
>>68023906
Completely off base m7+1
Here's the real list
1. Kiwi
2. Binland
3. USA
4. Russia
5. Swedistan
6. Canada
7. Czech
8. Slovakia
9. UK
9001. Greece
900001. Poortugal
9000000000000001. Armenia
>>68028444
NZ literally spams every single thread on /sp/ He's worse than the worst autist finn
honestly finns are the best posters because they talk about finland the most
>>68028522
this to be honest
>>68028522
What is this, opposite day?
Just killed a moose attacking my house
Rate
>>68028549
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>>68028549
>olympic medals per capita
jeez you guys need to invent the wackiest metrics to stave off crippling self-killing depression
>>68028560
take a pic with a timestamp
>>68028549
>Finland good at summer olympics
How the fuck? Aren't they in eternal winter
>>68028575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AucShv9oJ4
>>68027183
Getting Puljujarvi at #4 for Edmonton would be a good outcome for them. They would have to trade Draisaitl to get D since they have no forward with value outside of McDavid though.
turbocucks desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
Hilarious and pathetic how the posts actually about hockey here barely get any replies, if at all.
such as >>68027145
> tfw dad born in Winland making me a citizen as well
W
E
W E W
>>68027618
>being too moronic to understand how television networks & markets work
>>68028644
blame finland they constantly derail discussion. there was actually some before they showed up.
dont worry though im in talks with hiroshima about solving this problem.
>>68027680
Lou has a 3 year contract, he's done year 1. After year 3 he will remain in the organization in a different role. That may be the time when Dubas gets promoted, or possibly Mark Hunter. I guess it will depend on who ends up making the bigger impact in the org. Hunter has the edge, as a scout if he picks 1-2 impact players outside the first round that makes him a part of the 90th percentile in his field if not better.
>>68028667
> and youll do it for free
>>68028614
i don't know. i mean, it wouldn't be bad, but it would be more time committed to developing pulju when they need to compete right now. i think hall has value and nugent-hopkins may(though he is soft and weak). either way the pick is much more tradeable
>>68028139
>naming Bowey, Morrissey and Fucale in a list of promising youth
Embarrassing
>>68028667
I grudgingly accept them going on and on about their youth, at least it's still hockey related.
>>68028658
You should do the conscription then. It was a really good experience
Who /sharksfaninshittsburghbecauseitscheaperthanahomegame/ here?
>>68028755
Why do that when you could join our army and free the shit out of countries?
>>68028720
Pulju is likely going to be a really good NHL player in short order tho. If I'm EDM and CBJ passes on him, I'm laughing and take him easily. If CBJ makes the right move, then I use it as a trading chip for RHD.
I think Hall SHOULD have value but honestly, i get the sense that he doesn't have a good perception in the NHL. Look at Hockey Canada, Hall goes and plays for them in the Worlds every year, this year he played so well, yet he still got shafted for the World Cup. Reportedly due to character concerns. I feel like NHL GMs wouldn't give up much for him.
Draisaitl is still young enough to not be tainted in that way. Him and the pick are their only real trading chips imo
>>68028770
>spend 6-11 month (I think it is) in a forest with a couple of finns
>signing away x number of years and having to spend them with many of the outcasts of the american society
>>68028807
>wanting to be with Finns
You know all of their names are spurdo right?
>>68028807
>Game 3 is saturday
Wtf Gary
NHL.com Mock drafts
Kimelman https://www.nhl.com/news/adam-kimelmans-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280828612?tid=277764372
Morreale https://www.nhl.com/news/mike-g-morreales-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280829498
Did they get your team right?
>>68028848
I'd rather be in a bin with a finn than with americans named Jack smoking crack
>>68028912
Don't know what they are saying, but the pictures makes sense
>>68028953
does sweden have mandatory army service?
finns are bad posters and greatly reduce /hoc/ quality but swedes are very good top quality. pls post more sven
>>68029020
t. Abdul