/hoc/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /hoc/
/hoc/ Dog created meems and Finns organize meems
Fuck Denmark and fuck normie way
Finns are faggots and so is maatta korpisalo is God
T. Reddit memes
1st for summer hoc during SCf
I like binland, I hope they stick around
>mad
>at double cross
>>68023864
PULJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68023836
Good post op
>meems
>With Finns, you _______
Fill in the blank.
Official hoc posters power rankings
>1. Russia
>2.Sweden
>3. America
>4. Czech
>
>50. Canada
>
>
>9000. Slovakia
>9001. Finland
>>68023898
Is that Anthony Fantano
>>68023905
laugh
>>68023898
WOAH LOOK OUT WE GOT A SCHOOL SHOOTER HERE
>>68023905
Kill your self
>>68023898
>posts on /hoc/ as he's lighting up UCLA
A true memer to the end. God speed anon.
>>68023906
>still mad his players are shit
>>68023942
>still mad his forced reddit nonmemes arent catching on
It's getting late over there, isn't it Boris? Shouldn't you go to sleep for work tomorrow? Oh wait, you don't work.
Fuck Shittsburgh
>>68023953
>Boris
>>68023905
meme
>mfw Bill scores the cup clincher in game 7 and literally ascends into heaven.
Me on the left.
>>68023953
Wow you are really pathetic, I bet you keep posting Bill while calling others reddit
>>68023976
Let me post someone who already has scored a cup winning goal for the Penguins ;^)
>>68023983
Nice deflection attempt, Mr. Redditor, but you gotta try harder than that!
>>68023872
>yfw jesus had 4 arms
any news on the JT Miller contract extension situation?
>>68023906
>Russia
Maybe if they posted more. I guess that's why we like them
>>68024009
>foodland
Getting old lads
>>68024033
>rags
>>68023905
blink
>>68024044
>mad a picture of a guy using a wooden stick
Say what you want about beaners, and I'm as white as they come btw, but their food is pretty fucking dank
>>68023938
HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND HIM
>>68023905
Toss 'em in the bin
>>68024156
That's why it's binland
>>68024132
Is it as good as Pelmeni?
Post top 10 centres in the league, proceed to argue:
1) Sidney Crosby
2) John Tavares
3) Evgeni Malkin
4) Tyler Seguin
5) Patrice Bergeron
6) Anze Kopitar
7) Jonathan Toews
8) Claude Giroux
9) Logan Couture
10) Niklas Backstrom
>>68024169
Don't know what that is, but yes
Primanti bros is good but pittsburgh is a shithole and the women are literally horses
t. San fagcisco resident
>>68024212
Saad is better then everyone here
Best goalie is boobtittsky
Best center is Jenner
Best defensemen Seth jones
>>68024219
Russian meat dumplings
>>68024235
t. 27th place
>>68024272
T. Missing piece
T. Getting used to new coach
T. Alberto Barbosa
We are still going to win da cup
>>68024301
torts lol
>>68024212
>no Pavelski or Thornton
>>68024309
Torts is God
He just hates Canada
>>68024212
bergeron is way too high, and couture doesn't belong on the list at all
damn the next season is gonna be pretty good for finns
Rocket Richard: Laine
Calder: Aho
Selke: Barkov
Hart: Barkov
Norris: Ristolainen
Byng: Barkov
Vezina: Korpisalo
>>68024326
Best American coach ever
It's all about getting one for Columbus
>>68024310
I was going to count Pavs as a RW because he played most of the season (except during Couture's injury) and playoffs there. If he counted (in my mind) as a C he would be there.
>>68024348
What about pulju
>tfw bluejackets dynasty
>>68024348
nhl tarvii hymypoika patsaan puljulle
>>68024366
Art Ross: Puljujärvi
DONSKOI!
what's his sister's name again btw?
>>68024033
Probably won't be any until they see how the hit on Girardi and Staal goes
>>68024382
Going to be renamed to the pulju meme award
>>68024382
What's wrong with their faces?
>>68024414
>finnish heritage disease
>>68024414
aryan heritage blessing
>>68024438
Edgy
>>68024382
Middle one looks like a painting from the 1700's
>>68024212
>no Matthews
>>68024414
meme genes
>>68024382
Kek poopoo is so cute with that shit eating grin
>>68024521
He looks like his family has been inbreeding since the 1700's
>>68024212
>no mcdavid
Kill yourself
what's your favourite pulju?
pic related
>>68024438
Whoever makes these really needs to do more
>>68024750
stop forcing this meme its been over a month now since round 1. no one thinks its funny
>>68023976
>game 7
>implying it'll take that long
The league wants a long series but they failed to reckon with the awesome power of shorking
>>68024770
I think it's funny and I wish there were more of them
>>68024798
then you should return to rebbit
>>68024728
>>68024770
>>68024829
>rags fans are still this mad
>>68024829
Ribbet
>>68024877
>NHL-ready body
>>68024920
Not even a publixfags but subway sucks 2bh
>>68024920
>subway
You don't have to like publix to hate subway
>wanted to buy mcdavid team na jersey
>announced today that they will have ads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT THEY CAN PUT ADS ON JERSEYS
>>68024920
All publix posters left after the Pongs got em
>>68024920
>this triggers yurocucks, caliniggers, canautists and flyover fags
>>68025115
Welcome to Yuropoor suffering
>>68025115
>supporting the NHL World Cup ®
>>68025122
>tfw /hoc/ is finally free of all tranpa gays
>>68025122
I don't understand why you keep posting this despite the amount of times we've kept posting.
>>68025122
>implying
>>68025159
>uk conveniently posting at the same time as the Canadian
Oh never mind it's some fag on a proxy trying to meme
>>68025207
>le proxy meme
nice meme
>>68025207
>there can only be one person who hates the blots and their """""""fans"""""""
>it doesn't matter if they're from different countries, nobody could possibly hates us sandwich cunts
Florida sun is making you delusional
Im from san diego what you guys tell me about the gulls i know they're not in the nhl but i just found out we have a hockey team.
Inb4 literally who
Inb4 reddit get out
Inb4 normie get out
Inb4 bullying
>>68025266
kys
>>68025249
>just so happen to only post the exact same thing every time you post exactly when the Canadian does
Wow what a convincing argument you've got there
>>68025122
Good riddance.
>hoc getting mad at sandwiches again
wew lads
>>68025289
I'm always here, m8.
You want me to post a screenshot proving you wrong, or are you going to cry photoshop over that?
>>68025319
pubelix has fucking gas station tier sandwiches made by cubans
>>68025319
>never ending sandwich anger
@68025349
No (You) for you!
do you think /hoc/ pretends to be mad at sandwiches just so they have an excuse to talk about them?
TRADE ALERT
Liam Herbst to Guelph for a 4th round pick
>>68025430
>do you think Tampa fans pretends to be mad at sandwiches just so they have an excuse to talk about them?
FTFY
>>68025452
Goddamned what a steal for the Storm
If ghosts are proven to exist, will there be a Civil Frights movement?
i dont live near a publix here in california. whats the closes thing to an elite sandwich? is subway a respectable sandwich here in /hoc/
plz respond i need to know what to eat for game 2
It was 3-2.
>>68025266
they have the ultimate in meme coaches
>>68025607
>Sven mad at sandwiches
No, I don't think so
>>68025843
wtf tuukka looks fat af
is crosby black?
>>68025843
rask looks like kenny holtz in this picture
Had Publix when I was in Florida was definitely a good sandwich, the Italian is similar to the one from Lenny's in the NY area
>>68025950
>no bill
dropped
>>68025950
Kane has nowhere near that kind of hair, and when did Tavares become American?
>>68025893
According to ESPN
Yes.
>>68026014
these are disturbing
pls stopp
>>68025950
>Quick
'no'
>>68024212
>no McDavid
>Couture somehow higher than Thornton
Props on having Bergeron tho.
>>68026041
Who the fuck is far left? Is that supposed to be forsberg?
>>68024348
>Vezina: Korpisalo
lmfao binland ru even trying
>>68026140
Don't feed the finns pls
>>68026140
>not thinking korpi will win it
Out
>>68026140
if bob got one i can't see why korpisalo couldn't
>>68025843
>>68025893
>>68025950
>>68025983
>>68026014
>>68026041
>>68026083
>>68026110
now someone name them all
>>68025950
Parise left, McDonagh right
Pacioretty and Quick
Who's top middle? Suter?
>>68026206
Russia, ovechkin, malkin, and boobtittsky
>>68026191
Because Bob had one of the most dominating seasons ever
>>68025983
Eichel, No Idea, McDavid
Jones Ekblad
>>68026014
Ovie Malkin Datsyuk
Bobrovsky No Idea
>>68026041
No Idea, Lundvqvist, Karlsson
Sedin sisters
>>68026083
Krejci, Plekanec, Jagr, No Idea, Voracek
>>68026110
Hossa, Chara, Gaborik, No Idea, Kopitar
ITT: Finnish Jonnes high on PCP meth and ketamine
>>68025893
>>68026337
Crosby Stamkos Toews
Doughty Price
Jesus that art is WikiHow tier creepy
>>68026337
NA is Larkin, Czech is Mrazek, I think EU is Andersen
>No finns in the top 10 for 2017 draft
LMFao
>>68026206
Rask, Jokinen, Ristolainen, Vatanen, Koivu
Crosby, Doughty, Stamkos, Price, Toews
Parise, Pacioretty, Suter, Quick, McDonagh
Eichel, Jones, MacKinnon, Ekblad, McDavis
Ovi, Bobrovsky, Malkin, Tarasenko, Datsyuk
Forsberg, D.Sedin, Lundqvist, H. Sedin, Karlsson
Krejci, Plekanec, Jagr(not on even the team???), Mrazek???, Voracek
Hossa, Chara, Gaborik, Andersen, Kopitar
>>68026398
Cool thx m8
the goalies were hard because you can't see their face and looks like they're wearing numbers different from their NHL numbers
>>68025670
sandwiches are eliminated bro
get a cheeseburger or hotdog, or a burrito
>>68025950
where's phil?
>>68026220
Yeah it's Suter but it looks more like Malkin
>>68026416
Was wondering the same about Jagr, that is him in the pic but he's not on the team.
>>68026441
Phil's too fat and ugly to be in the pic, and also to be on the team
>>68026110
>No Zucc
>>68026409
>who are Kristian Vesalainen, Eeli Tolvanen and Urho Vaakanainen
All are potential top10 picks.
>>68026470
you forgot uncoachable
>>68026543
>tfw this pic was outdated before it could be used
New Panthers jerseys unveiled tomorrow
>>68026601
at least we can always use this one
>>68026835
good it's about time they replaced that ugly panther
hopefully with a sandwich
>>68026835
Better have a dog on them
>>68026947
Good pic, that was a quite entertaining draft tbf
I really wish I had a Finnish friend in real life. I love Finns. They seem so cool and fun to be around.
>>68026947
>>68027040
kek
Have we discussed Poopinajarvi to Dedmonton yet?
>Conventional wisdom is Auston Matthews goes first to Toronto, with Patrik Laine following to Winnipeg. I think we all expected Jesse Puljujarvi to go third, but it sure sounds like Tkachuk is pushing his way into the picture.
>He led NHL Central Scouting’s rankings of North American skaters in the mid-term draft report card, then dropped to second behind Cape Breton’s Pierre-Luc Dubois on the the final list. Big-game performance tends to make scouts swoon, though.
>>68027145
i could see it. edmonton loves to make terrible decisions, and drafting yet another forward instead of badly needed defense or a trade makes so much sense for them
>>68027005
>>68027040
>>68027201
Should have a don't between the two first words tbf. It would take the pic from meme to sad meme
>>68027201
>no I WANT TO DIE yet
lads pls
>>68027023
>tfw I went to the beach with my Finnish friends today
>>68027253
the memes don't make themselves, bong. you too good to use MSPaint?
or do they not bundle that with windows over there anymore after the anticompetitive lawsuit bullshit?
>>68027307
>FINNISH BEACHES
NICE MEME
Is this banable?
>>68027354
YOU ARE A MEME my friend
>>68027318
not at home senpai
>>68027433
Homepai
>>68027307
>finnish people
>having friends
Have you hit the bottle recently Pekka? If not you probably should, hallucinations are a common side effect of DTs
>>68027397
i got banned for posting that picture of a bald guy kissing a baby, so probably
>Laffs
TURN ON TSN
>MAPLE LAFFS
What the fuck
>typical Finnish poster
>>68027657
Rumor is that they are replacing Lou with their analytics babby Kyle Dubas
What the fuck is wrong with the Swiss?
>>68027618
i'm just seeing some meme sport, lumberjack challenge
>>68027618
mine says CFL Football but it's actually lacrosse
>>68027579
>>68027618
It's a decent hire you suggesting nigger samefag
>>68027680
Lel, thanks. Didn't Arizona do something similar? Or was it Carolina?
>>68027652
Not banned yet
kypreos said earlier today that this is malkin's last series with the pongs. thoughts?
>>68027721
It was Arizona. Aleast that guy has a few years as an AGM
typical Finnish citizen
typical Finnish newspaper comedy section
>>68027778
Alright, cool. Thanks again
remove Finn
>>68027821
>>68027790
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>68027682
could ask you the same thing senpai
>>68027871
Nice post binland
>posting frog and not spurdo
>>68027873
Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son again tripcunt
>tfw more and more /hoc/ posters are being woke to the yellow menace
Just need Canada to hop on board and we can remove fin once and for all
>>68027967
um sorry who was it that embarrased finland at the world championships?
was it america? because i don't think it was america
Reminder that Finland won u18 and u20 in one year, and will win the world cup with no contest.
also finlands youth is the most promising out of any country and will dominate the international olympic tournaments for the next 16 years, prove me wrong you cant i swear
they are yellow and that's ok
they're good fellows they're here to stay
>>68028035
Kc tier reminder
>>68028035
mfw
>>68028059
whats kc please explain
>>68028048
laine and pulju, which will in the hart?
bettman is a jew who will tear the league apart
this thread might be lacking in memes
blame the cup final having two shit teams
Predictions for tonights game lads?
Pens 4-3
>>68028115
>this assblasted
>1993
>>68028035
McDavid, Ekblad, Reinhart, Fabbri, Domi, Duclair, Nurse, Bowey, Morrisey, Horvat, Murray and Fucale
>>68028114
krautchan u fag
>>68028115
pulju wont play in the NHL next season, he is not ready imo.
Laine will score 25 goals 15 assist in rookie year
Pulju will be thje first to win a hart if either ever win, which i doubt because betman doesnt want europeans to win it because he is a fucking DUMBASS
>>68028115
BULL
U
L
L
2017 is our year
>>68028169
aika komea poika jtp
pretty handsome boy desu
>>68028127
sharks 5-2
>>68028179
nice reddit meme. fresh from/r/hockey?
>>68028127
Phil 4-2 SJ
1 from HBK line, 1 from Croz
Rust will play
>>68028113
>tfw have a godtier pagan name derived from this guy
>>68024382
cute lads
>>68023906
Completely off base m7+1
Here's the real list
1. Kiwi
2. Binland
3. USA
4. Russia
5. Swedistan
6. Canada
7. Czech
8. Slovakia
9. UK
9001. Greece
900001. Poortugal
9000000000000001. Armenia
>>68028444
NZ literally spams every single thread on /sp/ He's worse than the worst autist finn
honestly finns are the best posters because they talk about finland the most
>>68028522
this to be honest
>>68028522
What is this, opposite day?
Just killed a moose attacking my house
Rate
>>68028549
SUOMI STRONG
SARAVON PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>>68028549
>olympic medals per capita
jeez you guys need to invent the wackiest metrics to stave off crippling self-killing depression
>>68028560
take a pic with a timestamp
>>68028549
>Finland good at summer olympics
How the fuck? Aren't they in eternal winter
>>68028575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AucShv9oJ4
>>68027183
Getting Puljujarvi at #4 for Edmonton would be a good outcome for them. They would have to trade Draisaitl to get D since they have no forward with value outside of McDavid though.
turbocucks desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
Hilarious and pathetic how the posts actually about hockey here barely get any replies, if at all.
such as >>68027145
> tfw dad born in Winland making me a citizen as well
W
E
W E W
>>68027618
>being too moronic to understand how television networks & markets work
>>68028644
blame finland they constantly derail discussion. there was actually some before they showed up.
dont worry though im in talks with hiroshima about solving this problem.
>>68027680
Lou has a 3 year contract, he's done year 1. After year 3 he will remain in the organization in a different role. That may be the time when Dubas gets promoted, or possibly Mark Hunter. I guess it will depend on who ends up making the bigger impact in the org. Hunter has the edge, as a scout if he picks 1-2 impact players outside the first round that makes him a part of the 90th percentile in his field if not better.
>>68028667
> and youll do it for free
>>68028614
i don't know. i mean, it wouldn't be bad, but it would be more time committed to developing pulju when they need to compete right now. i think hall has value and nugent-hopkins may(though he is soft and weak). either way the pick is much more tradeable
>>68028139
>naming Bowey, Morrissey and Fucale in a list of promising youth
Embarrassing
>>68028667
I grudgingly accept them going on and on about their youth, at least it's still hockey related.
>>68028658
You should do the conscription then. It was a really good experience
Who /sharksfaninshittsburghbecauseitscheaperthanahomegame/ here?
>>68028755
Why do that when you could join our army and free the shit out of countries?
>>68028720
Pulju is likely going to be a really good NHL player in short order tho. If I'm EDM and CBJ passes on him, I'm laughing and take him easily. If CBJ makes the right move, then I use it as a trading chip for RHD.
I think Hall SHOULD have value but honestly, i get the sense that he doesn't have a good perception in the NHL. Look at Hockey Canada, Hall goes and plays for them in the Worlds every year, this year he played so well, yet he still got shafted for the World Cup. Reportedly due to character concerns. I feel like NHL GMs wouldn't give up much for him.
Draisaitl is still young enough to not be tainted in that way. Him and the pick are their only real trading chips imo
>>68028770
>spend 6-11 month (I think it is) in a forest with a couple of finns
>signing away x number of years and having to spend them with many of the outcasts of the american society
>>68028807
>wanting to be with Finns
You know all of their names are spurdo right?
>Game 3 is saturday
Wtf Gary
NHL.com Mock drafts
Kimelman https://www.nhl.com/news/adam-kimelmans-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280828612?tid=277764372
Morreale https://www.nhl.com/news/mike-g-morreales-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280829498
Did they get your team right?
>>68028848
I'd rather be in a bin with a finn than with americans named Jack smoking crack
>>68028912
Don't know what they are saying, but the pictures makes sense
>>68028953
does sweden have mandatory army service?
finns are bad posters and greatly reduce /hoc/ quality but swedes are very good top quality. pls post more sven
>>68029020
t. Abdul
>>68029020
this to be honest
>>68029020
nice bait, no one thinks like this. fins are top percentage
>>68029056
downvote
>>68029038
go pack to forcing your reddit memes cuck
>>68029015
>European military
You can't even call it "service"
>>68029020
slavs are best posters imo
can't wait for rus and cz to come back for wch
>>68029015
We had until 2010, now it's "resting". I was one of the last to do it
>>68029063
>amerifat is still salty
>>68026014
>russia has the best propaganda poster
what a shocker
>>68029020
Thanks, but it's bed time now. I'll be up for the third period though
>>68029105
god natt
>>68029105
have sweet olli jokinen dreams
you guy's bodies ready for game 2 tonite???
>>68029215
anna pillua
>>68029215
Is your butt ready to be posted??
>>68026110
guy in middle looks like bazinga man
>>68029215
No because tonight is game 1 for da Calder cup
>>68029215
anna pilluu
>>68029266
shit dude, who's playing?
i know hershey is one of them cuz the laffs suck dick
>>68029291
Duh monsters and duh bears
For da land
>>68029266
>tfw cant travel back to Hershey tonight to go
I'll be there on Friday though
>>68029320
Going to game 4
>>68029303
>>68029320
rooting for hershey to be honest cuz i like the chocolate
>>68029083
>se lepää
>>68029370
huittist
>>68029359
Game 4 could be the sweep finished and I get to see the cup it's self MONSTERS WILL SWEEP
>>68029399
I missed this one, post highlights
>>68029359
Rooting for a team with 11 cups must be a big change for you
>>68026110
They all look so sad. Figures.
>>68029418
Cleveland as a franchise since 1920 has 9 Calder cups and I mean the Cleveland barons
>>68029418
only 10 more than my team
>>68029440
No fagggot not as a franchise but as a city. The franchises are different.
>tfw I've seen the bears win 4
>>68029469
you can't go by city unless everyone wants to recognize that vancouver does in fact have a stanley cup
>>68029399
>>68029423
>>68029443
>>68029457
how did i miss this meme
>>68029536
boi looks like he boutta do it
>>68029457
>an empty fucking net
>>68029577
I miss Marty.
>>68029603
Me too
He was my first fav goalie
Reminder to do your good deed for the day and put a Finn in the bin
I got a puppy
lmao look at that smug fuckin pig
>>68029693
>a fucking axe
>>68029359
No, you're rooting for them because the Cantpucks AHL affiliate is horrendous and didn't make the playoffs.
>>68029708
we only care about pigs and monkeys
oh and sheep
>>68029718
but where does it go
post /hoc/ heritage moments
>>68029448
Hongcouver has zero (0) cups
Pens haven't had a 2-0 lead these playoffs. Is tonight the night lads?
pig meme is pretty cool but are there any new doggie or pupper memes lately?
>>68029785
good post
>>68029469
>>68029514
>>68029785
you see
this is exactly the shit i'm talking about
>>68029758
DELETE THAT UNION FLAG NOW
>all the stanley cup final games start at 1am
Why do they do this to me?
fugg hour to go and i'm sleepy already
>>68029577
>
>>68029571
>>68029536
>>68029457
>>68029443
>>68029423
>>68029399
Very uninspired meme. 2/10 at most, please try harder.
>>68029811
pfffft try 3am
>>68029812
COFE
O
F
E
>>68029790
That's not true
Who irish coffee here
>>68029821
>having shit taste in memes
>>68029824
Have you got work tomorrow?
>tfw finally that one day in the week where you're not tired at 7pm and can watch a playoff game maybe
>>68029848
>being a redditer
>tfw it's midnight and yuros outnumber yanks and canucks
how will we ever outdo it lads?
>>68029866
>being this obsessed with reddit
Ahoj reddit
Apologize.
>>68029878
why are you even watching though nigel
>>68029843
not me, i got playground drunk last night so tonight i'm gonna take it easy
>>68029867
Lucky man. I'm working 10-9 (3 hours ot) although will probably cancel OT
>>68029750
Puppers are /hoc/ you stupid faggot
>its already june
>>68029708
Pics
i love this general
>tfw 3 days of sunshine and already have highly noticably tan lines
>>68029947
May and June are the GOAT months desu
At least where I live
>>68029843
I already had 3 shots today
>>68029964
>DICKS
>>68029968
another year younger
i fucking HATE memes
>>68029964
this
fresh off reddit
is it a rat?
>>68030000
MAD AT MEMES
A
D
A
T
M
E
M
E
S
>>68030000
You probably hate pussy too, faggot
>out of booze
>>68030021
>wall to wall carpeting
Brent Burns rn
My doge became a meme
>>68028273
Dude I literally made this myself
>>68030101
damn, he's killing that snake...
>>68030134
you're colon's got a few memes for ya
>>68030139
She kills socks too
>>68030101
cool dog what brand is that
WHY DID I FALL FOR THE MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE AND MOVING INTO AN APARTMENT MEME
ALL I HEAR IS THESE FUCKING NEIGHBORS WALKING AROUND, SHOUTING, AND DOGS BARKING
>>68030180
Cocker Spaniel
>>68030187
Try not living in a hovel
>>68030187
>american construction
excited
>>68030101
Are you crate training him?
>>68030178
She's pretty cute, what breed is she?
Looks like she has some Newfoundland dog in her
>>68030240
Yes
>>68030254
Shes a cocker spaniel.
>>68030273
protip: don't bother with peepads
>>68030228
Y'all should sign Raffi Torres i think that niggers out of a job rn
>>68030301
I agree, we dont want to teach her to pee inside at all so its just outside.
>>68030316
Could be a good import
>>68030228
could be stamkos
>>68030228
going to be some failed echl canadian
>>68030377
>says a fin
Please fampai,, just kill yourself. You'll do the world a favor
>>68030377
We had Ric Jackman last season. Drew Miller played for us too
>>68025399
>wawa below the mason-dixon line
>better than sheetz
implying
>>68030397
fuck off finhater, youve got issues
>>68030451
>those mongol eyes
>playoffs started april 13th and i weighed 190lbs/86kg
>it is now june 1st and i weigh 220lbs/100kg
didnt know drinking alcohol every night was this bad
>>68028048
THis picture will always be nightmare fuel
Amazing what switching a few features around can do
>>68030514
Switch to vodka
>>68030514
Don't worry you're still a healthy weight for an american
>>68030543
i did but vodka is still 90 calories a drink and im having 12-16 drinks a night
>>68030514
we've all noticed, fatty
>>68030514
Most alchies drop at least 30 lbs when they quit without doing a damn thing.
Gamethread
>>68029336
>>68029336
>>68029336
>>68030579
no fuck off reddit
>>68029830
Yes it is
>>68030573
You're basically using up half the calories you should have in a day on alcohol, I'm surprised that's all you gained
>>68030101
>investing care and attention into a $8.99 downtown hotpot special
>>68030576
You know the real dena's compesate their drinking by eating next to nothing.
1-0 horshey burrs
some chocolate semen demon was on the ice during first intermission, thanks ahl live
>>68030678
yeah that's what i do
an average day is one meal, a bag of potato chips, 750 mL of wine, and a six-pack of 8% beer
>tfw /hoc/ will be dead while everyone else goes and watches the meme game
>>68030514
>>68030749
>watching hoki
>>68030726
>tfw mcdicks breakfast, vodka shots, bit of leftovers
>>68030783
im just here to meme 2bh
>>68030749
GO BLEWKEKETS
>>68030793
mcdonald's eggs and booze makes me fart so bad i don't even want to be in the same room as me
>>68030857
cuck
>>68030861
kek i basically never fart so I'm good
>>68030896
>030896 ▶
>>>68030861
good post
>>68030896
>people fart
i thought this was a meme?
So who made the worst pre-ploffs trade /hoc/?
Shitcago IMOTBQHF
>Dano did very well in cbus, and I believe is a pretty good trading chip, pending he continues to develop.
>first rounder
>don't have the cap space for Ladd
>also bumped in the first round
DANIEL ZAAAAAAAAR 1-1 THE CALDER CUP GAME ONE
>>68031230
Colorado
they made trades to buff up for the playoffs while being a shit team, and then didn't even make it
>>68031526
Bruins too
http://fuldans.se/?v=xapeifcwtg
If you're bored during intermission make Jokinen dance.
>>68031526
team should have made it, but the faggot Canadian "leadership" consisting of scrubs like Duchene/MacKinnon decided they didn't want to.
Minnesota made the playoffs on a 5 game losing streak because Colorado players quit playing. They got blown out in every game and if you watched them you could tell there was 0 effort level out of the "star" players. Only the grinders and old guys like Beauchemin even played in those last 10 games.
>>68032682
Colorado is also a shitty team.
>>68032682
>Captain is a swede
>>68032737
still should have been the 8th seed, Sakic was right about that.
Shitty mostly because of young Canadians desu. Fortunately, I think a Duchene trade might happen soon. That will be one cancerous locker room personality gone.
hershey getting BEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT
4-1 MONSTERS
>>68032910
MONSTERS WIN
>this Stan LEE cup
This is the worst cup in a long time.
>>68033498
then watch the calder cup awesome game tonight
>>68033498
>hawks fan
This can't be happening
>>68033611
>every game is blow out vs every game is a moral blowout
The state of hockey is pretty meh right now.
>penis going to sweep the cup
a.. at least hagelin will get a ring...
What did they mean by this?
>>68029145
>>68029173
>>68029190
Thanks and good morning
>>68034452
Hi Sven
>>68034606
Hello there John
>>68034739
How do you feel about the sharkening
>>68034853
I don't really care about what team wins tbf. I kind of feel bad for them, considering it's their first final. But on the other hand, it's their own responsibility to win. Not someone elses
>>68035010
I really don't want to see either team win, but I don't want to see the Sharks embarrassed
>tfw the Sharks could reverse sweep the pongs and break /hoc/
>>68035088
I doubt either team will be embarassed.
There aren't many teams I'd feel okay with winning. So to not get worked up by everything I don't really care unless it's the teams I dislike the most. Pittsburgh is on the edge of making that list.
>>68035278
piggsburgh is near the top of that list
>>68035450
To each his own
>>68034739
SVEN DID U KILL ANY FINNS
>shorks
They really are about to get swept.
>>68035555
>>68035555
>>68035555
Check em
>>68035926
If I did I wouldn't confess it on 4chan
well that shit was boring...
t b h lads I'm feeling pretty down right now
2 - 0
we're shorking aren't we
>Choking during the Stan Lee Cup Finals
Took you long enough, >shorks
>>68036156
>choking
?
they haven't led...
The pens were down 2-0 to the red wings in 2009 so don't get too uppity you fags.
>tfw spent almost 2000 on shorks tickets for game 4
If I spent that to watch them shork I will go and old yeller Thornton and Marleau on the greens
>shorks
>>68036188
I meant that they made it that far just to get swept.
wake me up when it's the world cup
>>68033993
Havarti, Bacon, and Kalamata olives
>>68036219
re-sell 'em
>>68036219
just think you'll get to be one of the select few that gets to watch pittsburgh lift the cup live, that's worth something at least
>The Penguins are actually going to win the cup over the Sharks
Why is life so awful?
>>68036211
The Red wings are an actual winning franchise
The sharks have never been in this position before. San Jose's saving grace is the fact that they come back hard from losses. They just got blown out again. Its hard to beat the penguins twice in a row. Shorks are going to have to somehow unchoke
MOTHER FUCKING
FUCK
YES
>>68036435
What?
>>68036435
The Red wings won in 08, pens ended up winning in 09 m8
I just want Jumbo joe to win. Game three will determine the series winner.
>Be me
>Start summer job at some car pieces warehouse around the time second round of the playoffs starts
>One of my co-workers simply despises the Pens, won't shut up about the opposing team supposedly blowing them the fuck out soon
>''Craps are gonna win!''
>''Go Trampa Gay!''
>''Shorks are winning the cup!''
>mfw he's probably gonna keep going until the shorks get swept
>we now join an episode of dragon's den where millionaires eat garbage out of cans, already in progress
Is it just me or is Pittsburgh one of the fastest and most aggressive rosters in about five years. They're all over the place. Check their urine or something
>>68036435
>The Red wings were an actual winning franchise
FTFY
>Toronto Maple Laff fans voted en masse for this
Well this sure makes Tampa look better. They were injured as hell but took it to 7. Are the Sharks even going to win a game?
>>68036557
NBC broadcast immediately went to making fun of Vancouver. You're missing out
>>68036578
>Weed Man gets elected
>No Canadian team in the playoffs
Coincidence? I think not.
>>68036599
Hard to look better when the Contention window just slammed shut
>>68036599
Vasy was the only reason pens didn't sweep in 5
>pongs killed /hoc/ again
>no sharks cucks in site
Feels fucking good lads
>sharkchokingonbroom.jpg
>>68036578
fuck Ontario
>>68036639
I don't think Canadians even know what a cup window is :~)
>malkin and crosby with 0 goals
>up 2-0
>>68036578
>"I opened my home to refugees"
Somehow I doubt this
What do you think Tampa is going to do with Drouin now?
Scored a lot for them in playoffs, got saved for minor leagues because of injuries.
>>68036675
true babcock and shanahan destroy all frames as the leafs dynasty starts next october and there's no window to contain it
>>68036657
>no sharks cucks in site
we're right here F A M
a series goes to 7, we aren't going anywhere until at least 4
>>68036675
You can banter all you want but it doesn't change your favourite team's cap situation. I'm pretty happy with it haha
>DUDE THE WESTER CONFERENCE IS WAYS STRONGER LMAO
>DUDE EASTERN CONFERENCE TEAMS ARE A MEME LMAO
>DUDE WCF IS THE SCF LMAO
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
WESTERN CONFERENCE ABSOLUTELY BTFO
PENS DYNASTY INCOMING
>SHORKS
LEL MAO
>>68036685
>mfw "people" thought the sharks were going to hang with the pens speed
>mfw someone said the sharks 5on5 is better than the pens
>mfw "people" thought the power play babbies weren't going to get exposed
>>68036720
No you're a Habs fag rooting for the sharks since you have no friends while you're studying abroad
>>68036690
There's no chance he's leaving.
>>68036720
Sharks fan here! I'm so excited going forward. The Pens shall rue the day in which they defeat us back to back (LUCK!). These last two games are the first two playoff games I've ever watched, and I can gladly say I'm happy to pick such a classy team to join (and a respectable fan base to boot). Cheers! (Or should I say, RAWR)
>>68036578
A sports fanbase is definitely majority liberal. Kill yourself you dumb Western cunt
>>68036748
>DUDE THE WESTERN CONFERENCE IS STRONGER EVEN THOUGH THE 2 TEAMS FROM THE WESTERN CONFERENCE THAT HAVE DOMINATED THE FINALS LATELY ARE OUT LMAO
1. Leafs
>>68036690
Well if it's not evident by him still being a Bolt, they're the ones holding the hammer. He'll stay.
Losing Stamkos AND Drouin in one offseason would be disastrous
>>68036763
I'm a born and bred bong, m8.
I'm a Sharks, Sheffield Steelers, Česko supporter.
>>68036815
>hawks beat by the bloose
>kings swept by the sharks
I'll be surprised if either make the ploffs next year.
>>68036857
>I'm a 'supporter' of a team that I will never see in person.
>>68036801
T.O is the biggest liberal shithole on the face of the earth and you defend it. You chose to live in it too. Loving every laugh just like you love every pajeet and rams his smelly dick into your mothers ear while you softly slurp up some semen out of your luck charms.
>m-m-maybe Jeff O'Neil will distract me with some hockey talk
>"LET IN THE REFUGEES FOR FUCKSAKE"
>o-ok
t. (You(
>>68036857
Sounds pretty bandwagon
>>68036870
Yes, and?
Do you only watch NHL? Do you refuse to watch IIHF, CHL, KHL, Liiga, Extra Liiga because you won't see any of the teams live?
Are you that much of a faggot?
>>68036690
Well he requested a trade so it's likely he gets moved to Anahiem as they need more scoring options. Can't see how they would keep him.
>>68036926
I, as a matter of fact, only follow teams I can see in person. I follow a minor league hockey team and attend local high school games that allow outsiders to attend.
>>68036906
Nah, I've supported the Sharks since I got into hockey 5 year ago, and the Steelers are my home team.
>>68036748
>retarded laffs fan bandwagoning the pens
what else is new
>>68036881
Our mayor was literally Rob fucking Ford you dumb redneck fuck
>being so obsessed with a city that you don't live in that you're familiar with its sports radio personalities
kek
>>68036958
>5 years
>pick the team geographically farthest from you
Yep bandwagon
>>68036870
You realize a shitton of Amerilards follow EPL right?
>>68036953
Here's the thing, m8
As a British hockey fan, we only have the EIHL, and if your team is good enough, the CHL.
I'm not going to limit my love for the sport because it triggers some faggot across an ocean that I'll never see my team play live.
And you're missing out if you ignore leagues you won't see live, seriously.
>>68037006
>5 years
>bandwagon
okay m8
>>68037068
I watch NFL but dont have a "team" . Arbitrarily picking a team to follow wont magically increase my interest. But I understand it does for some
>>68037068
Live, I can see the NHL, AHL, and the high school games I'm still allowed to attend.
Not just semi-professional teams in a country that has no hockey culture.
Sorry man.
>>68037249
And then you miss out on IIHF, KHL, CHL, Liiga, Extra Liiga, and so on and so forth.
There's no point limiting your viewing based on geography.
Not when you love a sport and there are many great leagues world wide.
>>68037518
That's an interesting way of looking at things desu but still, I keep things local to not fuck up the good situation I got.
>mfw people don't like hockey
>>68036974
I'm a canucks fan actually
lmao
2017 is our year
