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Upcoming MMA events:
6/4 - UFC 199: Bisping vs rockhold III
6/18 - UFC FN 89: MacDonald vs Thompson
7/7 - UFC FN 90: Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8 - TUF 23 Finale: Jędrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9 - UFC 200: Cormier vs Jones
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/hU64nTLsSOA
MMA Hour (live @1Pm est): https://youtu.be/dEX8VQpUkz0
>UFC 199 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/orork3WvQHg
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/jEfrR0TvaUA
>Legal free fight(s)
Cruz vs Dillashaw: https://youtu.be/rMSuGwsVE18
Faber vs Rivera: https://youtu.be/7ABmtnoopck
Bisping vs Cung le: https://youtu.be/YasgyPF8uLs
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
Weidman vs Rockhold: https://youtu.be/BbuYtY_hjmU
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Cruz vs Faber - Bad Blood: https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
Inside the octagon - Dan Hardy breaks down UFC 199: https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
Monday Morning Analyst w/ Luke Thomas: https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
>>68006488
Stop posting links called mma digest update that arent actual mma digest updates. The actual updates have hilarious comedy bits at the end.
18 page analysis of Demian Maia's MMA grappling from his BJJ top game to his modify cage based wrestling .
Good resource for fight fans attempting to learn what Maia is doing and what makes him one of the more exciting grapplers. If you train you probably want to emulate his style of ground fighting the most since its spec to deal with strikes.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19slUdRluinXLuibxVwetvee3bg0Lvm8BhhVENyra9V0/preview
less detail outlines on imgur, the main bulk of the analysis is in the google doc though
Outlines:
Maia v Chlwiki
http://imgur.com/a/bfbI0
Maia vs Stout
http://imgur.com/a/NaZMs
Maia vs Jensen
http://imgur.com/a/jux3E
Maia vs Herman
http://imgur.com/a/36kMJ
Maia vs MacDonald
http://imgur.com/a/cPT9k
Maia vs Quarry
http://imgur.com/a/Ij99j
Maia vs Sonnen
http://imgur.com/a/GFrPo
Maia vs Miller
http://imgur.com/a/kJvZS
Maia vs Grove
http://imgur.com/a/yLqjF
Maia vs Munoz
http://imgur.com/G4fOu4I
Maia vs Santiago
http://imgur.com/a/tv9RZ
Maia vs Weidman
http://imgur.com/FcE0BcL
Maia vs Kim
http://imgur.com/JVwDAVY
Maia vs Story
http://imgur.com/a/vYfBx
Maia vs Fitch
http://imgur.com/a/hSZWD
Maia vs Shields
http://imgur.com/a/qZ5Fb
Maia vs R. MacDonald
http://imgur.com/a/Be2IB
Maia vs Yakovlev
http://imgur.com/a/AtJPO
Maia vs Laflare
http://imgur.com/a/ixMus
Maia vs Magny
http://imgur.com/a/yAapA
Maia vs Nelson
http://imgur.com/a/Y84te
Maia vs Brown
http://imgur.com/a/enK7D
>>68006521
No thanks
>>68006488
top quality OP
Rockhold is live now on the mma hour
>>68006564
Does he always sound this autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEX8VQpUkz0
>>68006529
No thanks
Who is the most autistic fighter?
>hardmode: no rory
>>68006529
Thank you for your service
>>68006589
Nick
>>68006589
Nick
Post yfw weedman dies from complications from neck surgery
Zane Simon is married?
Where my LA niggas at? Are any of you fags going to any of the free shit this weekend?
Wed. open workouts at UFC Gym in Torrance
Thurs. Press conference at the Forum
Fri. weigh ins and then mighty mouse Q&A at Forum
Sat. UFC fan village with cub, pvz, t-ferg, chad, and might mouse noon Forum parking lot
I have tickets to 199. The seat next to mine is still available on ticketmaster if any of you want to go by yourself and are scared of the no singles policy at the forum.
Debating if I wanna go to the fan village. I'm not sure showing up at the forum5 hours early is worth it for some "posing with celebs" pics.
>>68006488
>not capitalizing Rockhold
triggered
>>68006669
Oh yeah and sunday night Dana, Nick the Tooth, and Serra will be doing stand up at the Laugh Factory for Lookin for a Fight. Tickets are $20 - $30.
>bisping finger pointing little bitch
kek
>>68006589
nick by a large margin
Rockhold says he's got a 7 figure contract
He had 80K+80K at 194, how much do you think it's gonna be for 199?
My guess is 500K, considering Weidman had 275K before and champ payouts have been getting bumped up recently.
>>68006749
Just $30 to call Nick the Tooth a hack fraud?
Sounds like a good deal
I need meme things to call this site like pick related since the board this game is for are anime weabo fags and suck.
>>68006749
Callen is doing comedy too I think
>>68006830
would not be surprised if he was just lieing and trying his new conor shtick
>>68006898
Wat?
>>68006926
CSAC releases purse info, so I guess we'll find out soon
He was definitely lying about the 7 figs though, no way he makes that much, not before PPV points and all at least
Buckle up freaky britches
JOEROGAN.live
r8 my squad
>>68006898
>since the board this game is for are anime weabo fags and suck.
>>68007023
Urijah has a wonderful tan.
https://youtu.be/C_4FxaXxAQA
Beautiful work champ
>>68006909
Yes, him, David Spade, and Adam Hunter will also be performing.
Damn Faber BTFO Cruz right now
>>68007153
Faber is an idiot who thinks he is clever.
>I've been a proponent of it
uhh
>>68006589
>>68006597
>>68006602
>>68006816
I'd like to get this out there. People with that magnitude of anxiety such that it manifests in their talking so obviously actuallly, generally are very empathic. To acquire that level of self-consciousness to project your own ego onto others and respond to how you think they think means that your brain prioritises empathic thought. He's most likey quite far off on the other end of the spectrum but social anxiety is basically a thought impediment. It's extremely debilitating.
>>68007071
He stays nonetheless a manlet.
>>68007209
Get a load of this special snowflake
>Jon, ya feel me? i'm cummin for that dick boy..
>TJ was never my friend
>IM THE BEST PERSON EVER
>TJ WAS NEVER MY FRIEND
>ARIEL TELL ME IM A GOOD PERSON
>ASK MY FRIENDS FROM HIGHSCHOOL IM THE BEST PERSON
>DILLASHAW IS A SNAKE
>>68006830
He will barely make 6 figures and rightfully so
>It's a Joe Rogan defends the second amendment while endorsing a Democrat for president
>>68007277
keku what a hypocrit
>peter pan robbed a GNC
my sides
>>68007277
Hes a liberarian you silly bitch
>>68007296
>implying thats a real political party
post yfw your good friends TJ Dillashaw and Joseph "Really?" Benavidez stab you in the back
>>68007209
what are you on about, lad
So with these new California rules, are they gonna read the actual weight at 4 pm, or are they gonna have the guy get on the scale but then say what he weighed in at earlier?
>>68007373
I think the latter
>>68007373
I think they'll read out the weight they weighed in earlier, don't think they'll have them on a scale, that wouldn't make much sense
>>68007316
He's pissed a JoeB too?
How does he feel about Chad still being friendly with them?
>>68007400
Chad is a genuinely good guy so I'm sure everything's fine
Seriously, the man is a sweetheart and I'm sad his career has hit a rough patch, I want him to get a win again
>under1.5 on Lombard vs Hendo
Literally free money
>>68007414
Same breh
It felt hard watching him get killed by my other boy Frankie
>>68007414
who can chad fight next? holloway?
>>68007435
>Killing Holloway's hype like that
Hope not
Give him Cub or something
>>68007435
Yair Rodriguez
>>68007445
UFC needs to feed him a few more cans
>>68007444
He already beat cub.
>>68007435
They should give him Jeremy Stephens.
>>68007400
I don't think he's talked about it publicly, but he probably can't be too happy Benavidez bailed on him.
>>68007458
Like 5 years ago, though
>>68007456
Harcan Diaz or Myles Jury would be a good step up for him
Friendly reminder that anyone itt could heem me.
(:
>>68007472
Eh, it's not a fight that does much for the division or clears anything up. Stephens deserves a shot at breaking into the top five and Chad needs to solidify his spot up there.
>>68007474
>Myles Jury
Remember when people thought he was going to be the Rory McDonald of the lightweight division
What a meme
>>68007469
I thought Joseph was just going around all types of places
He was at Jackson's too
>>68007517
>Team Alpha Male head coach Justin Buchholz, however, told Stud Radio (via Bloody Elbow) there are no hard feelings.
>"He did leave the team. I mean, you train here in Sacramento, you're part of Team Alpha Male, or you don't live here. He hasn't trained at all since I took over as head coach. I thought Joe would at least give a chance of me, and Danny, and Holdsworth running this new program along with Master Thong and Joey. But he never did. He came in town for one week, he moved his house, did, like, one boxing class. I'm not upset at him for leaving because he didn't leave under me as head coach. He left when the team was hurting -- we didn't have a coach, we didn't have much direction. So it is what it was."
>Buchholz expects Benavidez to end up at Elevation Fight Team in the near future.
As sloppy as Werdum fought i feel any heavyweight would have beat him that night fighting like a reckless faggot, thoughts /heem/? Is Stipe going to hold the belt for long?
>>68006488
Good stuff lad
>>68006529
ta lad
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
With Joey Diaz
>>68007588
DUDE WEED AND OLD CRIME STORIES LMAO
DUDE COMEDIANS THINK DIFFERENTLY FROM NORMAL PEOPLE LMAO
DUDE THE CRAFT LMAO
>>68007588
joey diaz rolling around with the jitz
>>68007540
Cain will be champ by he end of the year
>>68007606
Redban please leave.
>>68007469
>TJ embracing the Snek in the Grass meme
Good on him honestly
>>68007606
Did you forget to take your New Mood™ this morning? You seem angsty.
>>68007626
No, I checked a leg kick in sparring and I think I have a fractured shin or something because whenever I put weight on the leg I get these pangs of pain, and it aches horribly even when I don't have weight on it
>>68007540
I think he can beat Overeem. I think he could take JDS in a rematch. If Cain looks good at 200 he will give stipe a lot of trouble.
>>68007588
DUDE I WENT TO JAIL ONCE COCKSUCKA LMAO
>>68007666
>Devil trips
>Herbert Dean
Oh my.
>>68007309
>if there is not a major party for it you can't follow an ideology
This is why Hillary will be your next president
who /nippletweak/ here?
RENAN BARAO IS A MUNSTER
>>68006589
Nick or Nate
>>68007745
THE DEAN
OF MEAN
>>68007614
and what, hold the belt on standby for another few years, fuck that heavyweight is finally getting interesting even though the belt is getting passed around like drunk cheerleader
Ariel spilling his spaghetti
Where are all the <30 year old heavyweights?
>>68007839
Heavyweight is a trash division and all the good big athletes are playing other sports
>>68007839
Fatball, basketball, etc
Better paid sports basically
>>68007839
>coming to an octagon near you this fall
Main card (FOX Sports 1)
Cody Garbrandt ($24,000 + $24,000 = $48,000) def. Thomas Almeida ($25,000)
Jeremy Stephens ($50,000 + $50,000 = $100,000) def. Renan Barao ($50,000)
Rick Story ($38,000 + $38,000 = $76,000) def. Tarec Saffiedine ($37,000)
Chris Camozzi ($36,000 + $36,000 = $72,000) vs. Vitor Miranda ($18,000)
Lorenz Larkin ($36,000 + $36,000 = $72,000) def. Jorge Masvidal ($57,000)
Paul Felder ($21,000 + $21,000 = $42,000) def. Josh Burkman ($48,000)
Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 1)
Sara McMann ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Jessica Eye ($25,000)
Abel Trujillo ($26,000 + $26,000 = $52,000) def. Jordan Rinaldi ($10,000)
Jake Collier ($15,000 + $15,000 = $30,000) def. Alberto Uda ($10,000)
Erik Koch ($21,000 + $21,000 = $42,000) def. Shane Campbell ($15,000)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Bryan Caraway ($18,000 + $18,000 = $36,000) def. Aljamain Sterling ($30,000)
Adam Milstead ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Chris De La Rocha ($10,000)
>>68007902
Aljo actually got $6k more show money than the UFC initially offered him. Better than I expected.
>>68007902
>$10k to fight in the UFC
LMFAO
>>68007902
Stephens is surprisingly well paid, good on him
>>68007902
Broke motherfuckers lol
The GOAT that never was....
>>68007902
Almeida made like half a million last year from all his performance of the night bonuses.
Absolute madman
>>68007937
He deserves it he is a loyal Just Bleed disciple
>>68007935
So what?
How much money do you actually think the UFC makes?
>>68007962
not anymore lol
>>68007946
Richer than your fat NEET ass
>>68007979
>>68007979
Enough to pay their fighters more you statist cuck faggot.
>>68007998
You have access to their finances? You have no idea what their priorities are for the company or how they have to distribute their money to expand into new markets. They aren't an established mainstream sport.
>>68007998
Lol, okay, Berniefaggot
>>68008013
>being this much of a pathetic fucking shill
get cancer
>>68007998
>calls people statist
>thinks fighters should get paid more just cause
Lmao
>>68007985
>Rico Verhoeven is training takedown defense with Cain Velasquez and Daniel Cormier
If he puts it together, he'll be tough to beat
>>68008013
>>68008016
Maybe they should've continued allowing them to get sponsors then instead of being paid in reebok pumps
why don't bispings kids support him?
>>68007902
>I make more than UFC fighters and dont get brain damage
lol who the fuck would want to be a fighter
>>68008025
How about you just save us the trouble of waiting and just shoot yourself now, faggot.
>>68007980
yeah, once he becomes champ he'll be making a lot more
>>68008037
>what is the free market and how does it work?
>professional fighter
>makes 10k a fight
>fight 3x a year
>make 30k a year
wow doesnt everyone want to be a ufc fighter
>>68008037
That has nothing to do with their individual pay for fights. Which is completely fine
Unless you actually think the UFC should give 100/100 to Adam Milstead just cuz its fair
>>68008042
Probably people that like fighting and want to do it for a profession become UFC fighters. Who fuck joins the UFC thinking it is the easy path to cash?
>>68008048
It was the free market when they were allowed to pick their own sponsors you waste of fucking oxygen. Get Danas cum out of your eyes
>>68008072
No, the UFC is a business. Disatisfied fighters can go to bellator, WSOF, or any other org you dummy. That is the free market - there is competition. The UFC is free to run their company as they see fit.
>>68008097
Its hilarious, you'll never see these faggots complain about WSOF paying fighters 500 bucks to show
Tfw judges robbed me of a red panty night
>>68008097
>being this much of a contrarian
>not wanting to see your boys get paid
everyone knows the UFC can do what it wants, that's not the point
>>68008055
Your forgetting locker room bonuses idiot
>>68008131
do you not know how to take a screenshot? lol
but yeah, glad i'm not the only one who recognized that burkman got robbed
>>68008097
>i like my favorite sport having D league athletes and it will never get better because the financial incentive is not there
>>68008147
>they should get paid more just cause
You're too stupid to talk to and don't understand basic economics. Have a good one, friendo.
>>68008166
i like to have my bets on my phone so i just take a pic of it dont judge me
>>68008154
i see you've been getting your backdoor bonus from dana as well
>>68008055
>Pay coaches and trainers thousands
>is nearly broke
Free Reebok gear is great though huh? Fuck Cowboy that Reebok shill.
>>68008168
>sports are only fun if theyre big black and fast!!!!
The incentive is there when the money to pay it is there
/heem/ isnt MMA in real life, you retard
Doesnt help that retards like you dont even pay for anything
>>68008169
>i took an economics class at my community college!
>he gets paid $0.00 to shill for Zuffa on a Lebanese shape shifting forum
>i trust german cars
>the UFC world heavyweight champion has to work a second job as a firefighter just to make ends meet
>goofs argue that fighters are paid too much
>>68008254
Nobody is tuning into a UFC card to watch Stipe Miocic outside of hardcore fans that would watch Mighty Mouse fight a retarded sea cucumber
So we all agree that Conor will KO Floyd with a heel kick, right?
>people actually shill for Zuffa
>>68008254
He does that part time, voluntarily.
Nobody is arguing they get paid too much
>>68008237
>yfw Dana White posts on /heem/
just need someone to call me a goof now
>>68008055
>30k a year
>career over at the age of 40 in the best case
>brain trauma
No wonder why most fighters are religious as fuck.
>>68008288
Nah, more like an overhand right. Conor will go hand to hand against Floyd and win in brutal fashion.
>not betting the house on Rory to smash Blunderboy
1/1 on SkyBet isn't bad for guaranteed cash 2bh
>illegally stream events
>dont buy any UFC gear
>dont subscribe to the very price-friendly Fight Pass
>think online MMA is real life
>wishes for a 15 dollar minimum wage
>has the audacity to complain about fighter pay
>>68008328
Rory is in a contract dispute. The UFC wants him to get /heem/'d to take away Rory's leverage in negotiations. The genius Joe Silva knows for a fact Wonderboy is going to humiliate little leaf boy.
>>68008356
>losing to Matt Brown
>I steal from this convenience store all the time to prove a point that the employees should be paid more!!!!!!
>>68008371
this hurts
Who should he fight?
>>68008395
Ken Shamrock
>>68008379
This.
If you don't have a fight pass account and chip in $10 with a couple of buddies to order every PPV -- you are whats wrong with fighter pay and need to be heem'd into oblivion.
>>68008395
Somebody unranked or at the bottom of top 15
>>68007998
Hahahaha you're so woefully unintelligent that you called someone a STATIST for wanting to let the FREE MARKET solve the issue.
Honestly, for stupidity of this magnitude I recommend suicide or at the very least chemical castration.
>>68007588
>that annoying third wheel guy with the gay voice
Delet him fucking now
Shane Carwin vs Mark Hunt
Egg man better make this happen
>>68008456
Is cucksuffson gonna do like woodley and act like UFC owes him a titleshot and sit out?
>>68008483
Woodley sit out because the UFC PROMISED him a title shot
>>68008483
His career are probably over.
>>68008456
delete this and post this instead
>>68008483
He's literally fighting a 3-round fight in Hamburg later this year
How is that sitting out and waiting for a title shot?
>>68008523
who he fighting?
>Joe Rogan practices BJJ on dead deers
>>68008528
Not announced yet unfortunately, doubt it's put together
He's expressed interest in it though, but doesn't want a 5-rounder, probably smart tbqh
>>68008558
he's going to get fed a bum like jimi manuwa all over again
>>68008578
Manuwa was 14-0, undefeated, with every UFC fight coming by TKO before he fought Alex
That matchup made sense on paper and fuck anybody who says otherwise
>>68008578
If Manuwa is a bum 75% of the UFC roster are bums
https://youtu.be/VnLupTBanQA
>>68008592
>>68008618
Manuwa was a can crusher, nowhere near top 10
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGFZ1hnsDGo/
My sides are actually in orbit
>>68008632
>losing to Rumble and Alex means you're not top 10
>>68008644
he would have lost to any other top 10, whens his next fight? oh wait...
>>68008641
GOAT
>Joe Rogan laughing at millions of people dying from diarrhea
>>68008641
JBJ is getting smashed though.
>>68008641
>mfw we meme'd DC to go gay for Jon
>>68008665
He'd beat Shogun, OSP, Rashad, Minitauro,
>>68006589
Alex White (guy who just beat Lobov)
>>68008761
praise kek
>>68008797
Cool story, casual.
>>68008724
>Listening to that retard
>>68006589
Ryan Hall, unironically.
>you now remember christian 'warcraft' morecraft
>>68008905
Mai fitefu :3
>>68008641
Will Jon cry when he loses to Daniel?
>>68008877
>>68008928
I hope so.
I hope he fucking retires after getting knocked out by DC
26 today, officially past my prime without ever doing anything
>want Cruz to beat Faber
>want Bisping to win (but not that bothered whatever happens)
>want DC to beat Jones
Why does it feel like I will come away disappointed from all these matches? Sometimes it's hard to have boys. I think Cruz losing will hurt most of all.
>>68009006
Nice. Happy birthday.
>>68009006
Start traneing UFC right now and avenge the once great nation of Brazil
>>68009006
happy birthday bro. i'll have a kale shake in your honor.
>>68008953
>I hope he fucking retires after getting knocked out by DC
>>68009039
I actually started ufc a week ago
>>68006898
>location
Manchurian
Tibetan
Nepali
Indonesian
Malaysian
Micronesian
Maldivian
Chinese
Japanese
Mongolian
Laotian
etc.
>activity
papercraft
beading
textile
basket weaving
book binding
model building
painting
carpentry
welding
etc.
>forum
forum
board
website
venue
meeting place
matchmaker
etc.
>>68008042
You make $20k a night? What do you do?
>>68009057
How's the gym working out?
>>68009075
Sucking cock
>>68009075
b-b-b-baaaiit bait bait......
>>68009083
pretty good, I can more or less jump rope now
half of the gym has fights in the next month or so, pretty based to train with a bunch of mma fighters
>>68009075
>UFC fighters make 20k a night
lmao you gotta average that shit out dude. they make a middle class income if they're lucky and don't get injured
Reminder that Barao got robbed against Stephens and was winning vs TJ before getting caught.
Will touch butt always be associated with McGregor?
How can he ever recover?
>>68009123
>UFC fighters make 20k a night
Well if theyre at the very bottom of the pay scale and lose, it's like $12,000.
>>68009136
First is true
He won round 3
>>68009136
Stephens was bullying Barao too, so I think it should be ruled a no contest
>>68009146
>How can he ever recover?
By smashing Nate in the rematch, which he probably will.
>>68009181
In which universe?
>>68009181
i don't understand this? If conor had any chance of beating Nate it was the last time with him being out of shape,what's going to stop Nate from just wrestling conor to the ground with a takedown and making him tap
>>68009216
Not saying it isn't possible, but Nate's never been a TD artist. He'll probably do what he did last time and should probably win similarly, unless Conor pulls some leprechaun shit
>>68009251
Nate is way bigger than conor and lanky as fuck, should be no problem
>>68009216
nate will be a lot bigger for the rematch, but I don't think he will go for takedowns still
italy is spot on
>>68009216
>what's going to stop Nate
getting punched in the face
>>68009287
How did that work out in the first fight?
>>68009251
That's the point of having a camp, though.
Nate trains with Jake Shields who is a 2-time all-american and a literal world champion grappler
You don't think a full camp of training wrestling with him will leave Nate well off in that department? Especially considering Conor doesn't even have that good TDD?
>>68009267
It's just not really his style, it's not what he likes to do.
He would probably want to beat Conor on the feet again to prove a point.
>>68007968
>Weight doesnt matter
>moving down in weight after getting heemed at 155
so i just re-watched bisping vs rockhold, and wow rockhold made him look like a manlet in there
almost looks like a weightclass difference
>>68009328
Jake Shields is a meme though
What fights are most like Bloodsport?
I'm talking highly overexaggerated styles fighting each other in a no-rules contest. With kung fu masters duking it out, high flying kicks, etc.
The fucking works basically.
>>68009328
I'm not saying it wouldn't be a smart thing to do, nor that Nate can't do it, I just don't see Nate shooting for the TD unless he's getting severely beat on the feet. I don't see him going for the TD unless he gives up. And I don't really see that happening.
When does Nate ever shoot for takedowns?
>>68009328
thats true and all but see
>>68009332
you dont know nate diaz if you think he's gonna gameplan to beat mcgregor instead of coming out and giving him a stockton ass whooping
>>68009350
also just realized that was a one-arm guillotine
get fucked bisping
Who under 6 feet tall could beat Daniel Cormier in a fight?
>>68009409
Literally nobody probably
>>68009409
the garden gnome with hands of stone
>>68009409
yoel....mark hunt...no one
>>68009384
>unironically hating Bisping
>>68008655
Holy shit
>>68009006
Happy Birthday
>>68009409
Yoel in a 3 round fight. Latifi could heem him.
>>68009501
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>68007968
>Jeremy Stephens vs Yoel Romero
>>68009477
Bisbong seems like he has a great family life and is a good dude.
daniel cormier is the best manlet (under 6 feet) fighter in the world...best in the sense that no one under 6 feet would be favored against him in a fight?
>>68009565
Not for long
>>68007968
>barely beats up a 135lb fighter
>"i would heem every here"
>>68009565
anyone under 6" has no chance, cormier would make they coom in the first
remember that time Caraway and Garbrandt both won?
>>68009565
manlet cutoff is 6'5
I'm literally going to be the hero of my own movie
>>68007968
>heathen
>>68009477
>>68009520
you guys must be new to mma
sure he seems like a great family guy
but inside the cage and around other fighers he's a complete douche
go back and watch his tuf season with hendo or mayhem
or watch any of his fights, he's constantly complaining to the referee and being an all around douche like when he illegally kneed jorge rivera then spit on his cornermen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsYEtVNGbM
>>68009637
Yeah, it was like two days ago
>>68009637
Remember that time all the clueless casual Almeida fedora bandwagoners thought he was going to absolutely humiliate Cody?
good stuff
>>68009667
Dana shill detected. I bet you think Koscheck is actually a douche too
Bisping is a top lad. You're a top cunt
>>68009637
yep
remember when bought into the aljamain sterling meme?
one goof was even saying he was the conor mcgregor of the ground game
can you imagine?
>>68009698
at least koscheck is a funny douche
never really had a problem with him
>>68009698
>responding to him
>>68009751
>him
any of you goofs has the cm punk picture in which he is wearing a well photoshopped ufc belt instead of the mandrama ring of honor belt? it's pretty fun to watch that vicious face while realizing he will never step foot inside an octagon
no homo
>>68006529
I like the kosoto gake/polish throw article better desu
>>68009751
>responding to the person that responded
>>68009804
>responding to the person that responded to the person that responded
fucking goofs
anyway this is from bisping's fotn performance against denis kang, one of my old boys, from ufc 105
>>68009409
me. i'm 5'7" and could heel hook him easily
>CM Punk has been employed by UFC for 542 days
>>68007296
I doubt he understands the Dewey decimal system
>>68009892
He's ready to fight on short notice, he's just waiting for Edmund to sign the contract
>>68007655
hairline fracture maybe
how do you guard against this?
>>68009956
>she has a stoppage via strikes
>>68009859
and here's the finish
bisping landed some nasty gnp in the second round
>>68009643
Dear lord...
https://www.onnit.com/marvel/
>>68009518
Yoel has a better wrestling pedigree and has KO power. Stamina is DC's only demonstrable advantage.
Latifi could heem anyone, not that he would but he could. I forgot about Hunto.
>>68009956
I stick my tongue out and hope it touches her skin.
here's some old school denis kang, definitely worth checking out his fights if you're unfamiliar with him
>>68009991
>those punches when kang is on his knees
jesus christ
>>68010077
all you'll get is a taste of some cancerous ''''''beauty''''' product
>>68010092
Kang just wanted to bang
>>68010013
>better wrestling pedigree
But by how much? Do you forget DC finished 4th in the Olympics at one point? And that he also has KO power combined with actually VERY good standup? That he also has an effective ground game overall?
>Latifi could heem anyone
Chances are he's not heeming DC
>>68010227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_4FxaXxAQA
>>68010315
>REHHH–ISHH
>REHHH–ISHH
>REHHH–ISHH
>REHHHHHHH
>REHHH–ISHH
>REHHH–ISHH
>REHH
>REHHHHHH
three boxing classes in and I already punch better than honda
welp
>>68010315
Why is she loyal to that guy?
>>68010092
and another angle
>>68010093
yup, btw i'm really enjoying this python script thanks for the tech support senpai
>>68010227
another reason why /heem/ respects ruebusch and not hack slack
I could heem this whole thread. I am UNSTOPPABLE.
>>68010434
np lad, what do you use to download?
what about to make the webms?
>>68010425
she's a bit crazy
>>68010425
They're dating
if Ronda trained wrestling she would beat Holly with ease
>>68010460
That means nothing to me adan
You now remember coach Keith Florian
>>68010462
no they're not
>>68010315
Where can I get some Edmond pads?
>>68010529
No, Travis watches
Succ
What move is this?
>>68008655
lmao
Ronda is a lesbian and Miesha Tate used to be her girlfriend
Their rivalry is all bitterness and sexual tension
Caraway and Tate beard for each other
Conor, GSP, Rockhold, Machida, Shogun, Anderson, Cruz
All gay
Mark Hunt is EXTREMELY homophobic
Im a girl btw :P
>>68010629
>Ronda is a lesbian and Miesha Tate used to be her girlfriend
>>68010590
>no helmets
>>68010645
BJ goes in dry
cute pupper
>>68010455
i use livestreamer to download and xmedia recode to make webms
there's probably a better tool for it but its what i learned to make them with and it works so i havent tried anything else
>>68009146
Diaz subtly won every aspect of that fight. Conor was like a machine-gun with his memes. He was shit-talking Nate every second of every day leading up to the fight. But to be honest I can't remember a single one other than him claiming Nate didn't know how to count to 10.
Meanwhile, Nate concentrated ALL of his meme energy into one perfect meme. Touch-butt in the park. It still gets used on a daily basis here on /heem/. It summed up Conor's retarded training perfectly, and became one of the reasons even Conor's own fans claim as to why he lost the fight.
Lads, always remember, quality over quantity.
>>68010315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1OXL2C2GQ
is this meme training too?
>>68010771
He looks terrified when Nate walks by
>>68010315
>all those "experts" who haven't trained a day in their life saying that Edmond has no idea what he is doing
getting boring now desu
>>68010227
>>68010315
She has the wrong idea of what head movement is
>>68010830
edmond is my boy desu
is josh burkman your boy /heem/?
he got robbed against felder
>>68010771
Does Dee Devlin do anything professionally?
>>68010894
>>68010373
I took one with a friend and literally the first thing they teach you is to not fucking do that shit
>>68010980
>Future WMMA champ
Get em killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CyEwtau6UE
goodnight heem
"I knew I was gonna knock him out, like I said, in the first round, I knew that he had a suspect chin," Garbrandt said.
Valentina Shevchenko is safe after being caught in the crossfire during a restaurant shooting Sunday.
>>68011099
it's not even 7 PM
>>68011136
who?
>>68011113
accurate statement
>>68011161
Holly Holm killer
>>68011161
shevi
kyrgyzstani fightfu, senpai
>>68010315
zero fucking defense my god, she's open of another headkick.When will she learn?
>>68011217
never she's washed up.
>>68011225
>businessperson
It feels good to know that America's very own Michael Smithping will take the belt this Saturday.
i know the chemistry
and you know the memes
>>68007114
I don't understand how anyone can look at that and think it's good
>>68007469
He should have taken Chad with him.
>>68009357
he goes for the clinch takedowns more, if he can get them and he feels like it. But it's gonna take some SHOTS from conor to even come to that. Nate wants to beat your face in
>>68009466
his right arm is fucking swoll, wonder why that is
>>68011479
powerwashing
>>68011479
Probably right-handed
>current year
>fights still take place inside obscure cage with giant pads that make it impossible for live audience to see shit
why isnt the arena mostly transparent, with just enough opaque to make it clear to the fighters where the borders are?
>>68011541
Go ahead and find that technology to make that happen, bud
>>68011541
smears probably, although just a fence could work somehow without the stupid boxing posts
>>68008655
>literally cupping and pinching a picture of another man's groin
Is DC a homosexual?
>>68011582
>2021: Energy barriers are pioneered and perfected by MMA enthusiasts
unlikely but entertaining thought
>>68011541
The PRIDE ring is infinitely superior, and thats a stone cold fact.
So McGregor just utterly fucked himself picking Nate Diaz right?
He probably could have taken Cerrone barring a submission after knockdown. Faber would have been a joke on the feet and there were plenty of guys whose styles weren't so anti-McGregor's.
More like Costas Filiwho
>>68011703
mcgoobz has nothing for a fighter like cerrone
>>68011703
Honestly cowboy would just do what he did to the other cowboy.
>>68007902
>Jorge Masvidal
>$57,000
Cut him immediately. He's 3-1 in his last four. He's boring too.
>>68011867
Cerrone has a glass body. Conor might have beaten him
>>68010966
Good heem. Reminds me of that apeman killing that poor Jap
>>68011856
McGregor charges people in the opening of fights and hits them a lot.
Cerrone wilts against shit like that. He's slowly getting better about it but he's an almost pure Muay Thai guy and used to guys not stepping in on him.
Of course Cerrone could always just rape him on the ground because McGregor has the top position awareness of a drunk monkey.
>>68011703
At 170, he still has excuses. Right now he probably thinks 10lbs more bulk will make a difference with the punches he connects.
The problem is if he comes again trying to prove something because his opponent talks back.
>>68012008
>Right now he probably thinks 10lbs more bulk will make a difference with the punches he connects.
nah, mcgregor is not dumb, he knows Diaz will have an even bigger weight advantage in the rematch
the rematch is probably all his ego
could cerrone have done this to conor?
Who /Werdumwillprobablywin/ here
/whocares/
>>68007998
>statist
Kys
>>68012146
>Mfw he gets gogo choked
>>68012146
>>68012180
>mfw it actually happens
>t-there's no way ben rothwell could submit josh barnett you literal retard
>>68012180
>Ben "almost armbarred by Mark hunt" rothwell
>>68012309
>Ben "submitted Josh Barnett and heemed Alistair Overeem" Rothwell
I hate bullies #KetoKid
>>68012387
rothwell
>>68010758
>>68010455
I use XMedia, but be careful senpai
The other day I went to update it and there was a detected trojan in the .exe
From the official site too, don't know what caused it but it was pretty strange. I'd just recommend WebM for retards instead
>>68012387
keto is an unreal diet though
suck
>>68012334
Rothwell only does gogo chokes when he's about to be taken down. If Werdum can avoid that, he will meme on him for 3 rounds.
>>68012087
replay
jon
>>68012477
Rothwell has retard tier power and Werdum has a glass chin
The viability of his standup game is based on the threat of getting taken down, leaving plenty of potential for Rothwell to land a cheeky gogo choke
Unless Werdum outworks him like JDS did, Rothwell gets the finish imo
more schaub heems
>>68012516
>Werdum has a glass chin
>>68012516
Let's pack it up /heem/, its over. Werdum has a glass chin
>>68007902
don't quit your day jobs
>>68012483
post some roger huerta heems
>>68012555
>>68012591
found it
>>68006529
Maia/Brown was a hugfest up till the last minute.
>>68012701
Found what
>>68012701
let's try that again
>>68012422
fugg, good thing i've never updated it
i'll checkout webm for retards
any other good webm makers?
also lil heathens is so fucking based
>>68007023
>Uriah
>Cruz
>In the same room
>ON THE SAME TEAM
yeah nah
>>68012740
>run into a punch with your chin up against one of the heaviest hitters in the division
>durrrrr glass chin
Retardo
>>68012740
>>68012736
werdum getting heemed by a punch delivered by a guy who was moving backwards
>>68012745
based muay thai inuit
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/31/11823104/conor-mcgregor-the-first-8-minutes-of-the-nate-diaz-fight-was-easy-ufc-news
The delusion continues
>>68012835
>I was winning till I was losing and shot for a takedown
>>68012407
was schaub trying to catch his soul after he got knocked out?
Can someone post the webm of the girl smiling cutely after getting heem'd?
>>68012745
post the heem from that fight
"just buchholz just got got buckled"
based goldie
fight was stopped for the cut right after this, pretty bs stoppage imo
>>68012654
any huerta heems in particular?
>>68012922
Clay Guida sub
Him getting heemed by war machine
douglas evans
![11372364_1649978385272287_702669568_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hk66rd9.jpg "11372364 1649978385272287 702669568 n[1]")
ronda training """""boxing""""" with """""edmund""""":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_4FxaXxAQA
>>68013058
ok i'll do some after this fight
>>68013116
>>68010315
Sorry lad
>>68008055
30k a year if they lose all 3 fights, have no extra sponsors, don't coach anything, don't know how to deduct expenses, and don't collect their fees for appearances or reebok
>>68008395
mirr or gonzaga or bigfoot.
if he's in any kind of shape he can push them to the fields, if not, he should have stayed retired
Rank these men from best bro to worst
>>68013322
1# edgie bravo
>>68008641
fucking kek
>>68013322
#1 edgy brah the rest are all tied for last
>>68013322
>tfw you will never get high with Edgie and watch conspiracy theories in his lap
>>68011458
>I wouldn't have a boy at TAM anymore
I miss Holdsworth desu
>>68006971
Presumably the 7 figures refers to his current multi-fight contract. Not sure how many fights he's booked for now, but it's presumably 2 or more. That could easily hit the low 7 figures, if he's getting 500k a fight. More if you factor in PPV points.
>>68013165
jeremy stephens was losing every round of this fight including the 3rd until this landed
>>68013322
Bryan > everyone else
>>68013322
1. Edgy
2. Schaub
3. Callen
4. Rogan
Rogan is an undercarbed shitcunt
>>68013443
post fighters who are still your boy
>>68012654
here's a huerta illegal knee that wasnt called
For anyone who was reading this before it vanished last week..
tranny janny banned me before i could finish posting these, so put all the screenshots into one picture
>>68013322
1. SCHAUB/EDGY/CALLEN
4. Rogan. he seems mean
>>68013814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>68013814
no jokes, be serious
>>68012835
>the-first-8-minutes-of-the-nate-diaz-fight-was-easy
So until he got punched, wew
>>68013814
seems like an awful lot of effort for very little pay off m8
>>68013814
>banging curries
my fucking sides
>>68013058
wow what a fight
it was voted foty for 2007
>>68013814
idk what to feel
its so sad but i also want to laugh
Watching Cruz/Faber 2 on FS1. Cruz fights like a faggot.
>>68014481
But still wins, and won that fight 49-46
>>68014481
>i dont like it so its gay!!!!!
I'd fuck you up
War machine is still my boy
>>68013814
>>68014036
this desu, but it's kind of insane what to see how far you did get with it
>>68014351
this fight was some classic guida too
hope he can bring back that magic vs ortega
>>68014601
/heem/ Are you looking forward to the Main Event on Saturday?
I am, even though people think it's a guaranteed win for Rockhold, I have faith in MY BOY
>>68014685
sheem sleepy
>>68014712
Do you have the one where the qt gets stopped with strikes then smiles?
>im balls deep in your head
did /heem/ make this gay jones/cormier meme come true?
posting sheems
>>68014529
You wouldn't do shit, pussy.
>>68014733
Yup. Advanced level meme magic.
>>68014726
found it, finally
>>68014529
youll do nothing
>>68014529
Touch me and I'll call the cops.
>>68014827
i find this arousing
I'm gonna need a high res webm of that gushing Magana, senpai
>>68014851
I am the police, bitchtits
>>68014854
would cody have done this to lineker?
i'm pretty sure i have multiple sheems from invicta 17 saved somewhere in my indiscriminate mass of numbered heems, but I can't find the rest anywhere
>>68014854
>>68014883
probably not
see >>68014931
>>68014898
found them again
>>68014988
there's also another one, but somebody else already posted it in this thread
>>68014827
i saw this live but forgot who this chick was, anyone know?
gonna counteract these """""sheems"""" with some big guys
telligman was the guy missing a pec btw
>>68013443
damn i dont remember winslow being around back then
>tfw you understand fighters do stupid shit and say stupid shit to sell tickets
>tfw dc geniously exploiting the le faggot meme that is incredibly volatile in black communities and baits everyone including jon jones into his faggotry spider web of delusion.
dc is playing the game harder than anyone out there right now.
its the ultimate battle of masculinity, this is an important fight for the black race
my body is ready
>>68013322
Edgy > Callen >>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Rogaine=Schaub
honestly I really used to dislike callen but he has grown on me and I am starting to find him to be the funniest guy in the room every time
he is so fucking hilarious, the problem is he makes shaub stick out like a sore thumb
atleast reddit is butchering our meme magic now
>>68015083
>>68015147
that got 178 upboats?
oh my
>>68015153
>>68015229
how much filespace does the library of fights you downloaded take up
>>68006619
>>68006619
If only Dana could die from surgery complications then we could have nice things
>>68006619
>>68015317
Weirdos
>>68015317
>le dana is bad meme
Goodnight /heem/
#doucheyluke
>>68015302
not that big yet, its like 111gb
>>68015401
>the average """"fembot""""
>>68015125
Schaub is such a handsome dude.
>>68015460
NEW
>>68015401
We need more athletes like this in the world.
>>68015466
someone make a new one and report this gay shit
>>68009006
travis browne started traneing at your age
>>68015414
chris weidman is a literal sperglord i sweard to god
...SHUT UP #doucheywoowee
>>68014685
>posing like she's going to do something after the ref has already waved her off
no class
>>68014601
>>68014621
Guida is metal af
>>68006488
>https://youtu.be/orork3WvQHg
>Even Bisbong's kid thinks he's going to lose
