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>New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering a bid for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market.
>The Portuguese boss has told the Old Trafford club to spend £54m on Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez, 21.
>Red Devils scouts have been present at the Under-21 Toulon tournament as they continue to scout Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, 22.
>Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentina international is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season.
>West Ham are in advanced talks to sign winger Gokhan Tore from Besiktas, according to Sky sources.
>Chelsea are looking to sign River Plate defender Emanuel Mammana, 20, for £8m but face competition from Italian sides Inter Milan and Fiorentina.
>West Ham have bid £11.4m for Juventus playmaker Roberto Pereyra, 25, but the Serie A champions want £13m.
>Sunderland are tracking QPR defender Steven Caulker, 24, who is available for £4.5m and Borussia Dortmund centre-back Nevan Subotic, 27, who could be available on a season-long loan deal.
>Bayern Munich defender Javi Martinez, 27, has put pen to paper and signed a 5-year deal with Liverpool reportedly worth £175,000 a week.
>German champions Bayern Munich are refusing to sell striker Robert Lewandowski, 27, despite the Poland international's agent holding talks with Champions League winners Real Madrid.
>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo says "only the jealous" would not acknowledge his achievements of being the only Portuguese to win three Champions Leagues.
Big Sam:
https://twitter.com/Matt_Chappp/status/736869374221553664
Links:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/gossip
http://www.skysports.com/transfer-centre
http://talksport.com/football/transfer-rumours
Old thread:
>>67955186
>de gay
First for traps
>de gay pakis
>>67978335
>New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering a bid for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market.
Can't wait for the new MAN UTD WINSLOL era.
Swansea are going to destroy the PL next season.
No gay shit
>tfw no self-hating paki trap gf
>>67978335
>pogba and saul
mite bee cool
>>67978363
he shouldn't have done that pose with the jacket done up
>>67978335
>New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering a bid
How is that news? Is he also considering having a wank after dinner?
Saul Niguez, actually any good? Worth 50m?
>>67978335
>West Ham have bid £11.4m for Juventus playmaker Roberto Pereyra, 25, but the Serie A champions want £13m.
I thought he was hot shit? why is his price only £13 mio
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Might off myself
When will this Pogba shit finally end he's not leaving Juve
>>67978335
>Bayern Munich defender Javi Martinez, 27, has put pen to paper and signed a 5-year deal with Liverpool reportedly worth £175,000 a week
>>67978394
back to r9k with you
>>67978397
If somebody is willing to pay the price tag why not?
He is overrated anyway
>>67978409
Mostly posted on /int/ the last year
>>67978397
Why not though?
Juve are not a big enough club considering his alleged talents
The only thing holding clubs back from spending considerably on him is that he is black (marketing, harder to shift sufficient shirts)
>>67978397
When will this [insert player here ] shit finally end he's not leaving [insert club here]
>>67978393
Same.
>>67978413
>hur dur hur he's overrated because he doesnt score goals LOL cx
idiot.
>>67978397
It will never end
>>67978372
>>67978377
Saul just started a CL final and is from Atleti's academy I can't see him leaving
also
>still believing the Pogba meems every window
REMOVE TRAPS
>>67978418
>The only thing holding clubs back from spending considerably on him is that he is black (marketing, harder to shift sufficient shirts)
Pogba was deduced as the second most marketable player in the world right now.
Just offed myself.
>>67978427
Not even when the window closes.
I expect massive panic buys after de Yuros and Copa America.
Each EPL club will have a squad list like Chelseas loanees.
>>67978432
I hope he stays in Spain.
eating some musli now lads
>>67978457
>musli
Did you mean to say muslim cock?
have MK and Wimbledon been in the same league before?
>>67978462
>I consider myself female
D R O P P E D
>>67978369
>>67978394
here u go m8
>>67978457
I spent the day drinking elderberry-flavoured water.
>>67978467
no musli. or muesli
>>67978454
miss you already m8
>>67978462
>>67978418
>>67978394
Just fucking report him
>>67978394
moar
Sanity back to /trans/ when
>>67978335
Higuain to Liverpool is the most retarded shit I've heard in hours
>>67978491
fuck off snitch
>>67978508
what's the Higuain buyout clause again?
>pogba
>saul
Why is Mou only interested in signing niguez?
>>67978517
can't wait till you disappear after the transfer window again
>>67978521
80m or something
>tfw Burnley and Hull are back in the PL
Just fuck off you boring nobody fucks. You come up and go down every other year and nobody gives two shits every time. Just make a league in between the Championship and PL to shoehorn the Norwich's of the world in and have done with it.
>>67978521
60m euros
Just resurrected myself.
>>67978517
Thanks!
*hugs*
>>67978548
I like Hull
>unique kit
>Steve Bruce is a nice guy
>some cool players
>>67978546
Hopefully you'll get stitches in prison you fat creep.
>>67978363
top 4 or a cup again amirite lad? xd
you'll be lucky not to get relegated you fat fuck
kek
>>67978539
ciroc and belvedere > greygoose DESU
>>67978548
The EPL is being taken over by Championship teams. The same 6 teams go up and down.
>>67978551
>>67978540
>>67978521
Napoli tweeted: 'On June 25 we announced that the release clause on Higuain's contract was €94.736 million (£65.8million).
'Why did we do this? Because some important newspapers were writing that we were negotiating to sell Gonzalo for €50m.
'It is strange that some experienced journalists don't understand such a simple concept and do not guide those who are perhaps distracted.'
>>67978521
around 90m €
anyone follow the paul grange twitter shitstorm last night?
>>67978548
>Watford
>West Brom
>Hull
>Swansea
>Burnley
>Blunderland
>Bournemouth
YAAAWNN
Good thing there's a lot of meme happening at the top
Man utd have apparently put in a bid for Reece oxford 15m. Most West ham fans think it's just agent hot air though
>>67978571
he's actually perfect for Liverpool. he can be slippy's successor for choking
>>67978591
>swansea
>yawn
holy shit fuck off you absolute plastic cunt.
>>67978575
I literally prefer simple Wyborowa over that overpriced memewodka
>>67978533
decent
>>67978589
>Scouser Justice Warriors.
>>67978591
Watford and Swansea are fine, and Albion have at least sorted out their yo-yo problems.
>>67978561
God I hate the word 'sissy'.
>>67978454
Goodnight.
>>67978457
It's müsli.
>>67978508
NEVER!
>>67978612
good post la'
>>67978603
more of a smirnoff raspberry man myself
>>67978599
Fuck off you hideous tub of lard
>>67978612
Watford isn't interesting though
Nice family club and all but nothing much going on
>>67978599
Swansea used to be alright under Rodgers. I mean, at least he had them playing a unique way.
Now they have no discernible characteristics outside of being unbelievably generic in every area of the pitch, with a literally who manager, shit fans, plain kit and boring players (outside of based Gylfi).
>>67978630
they make that shit? or do you mean you add raspberry juice?
I like my wyborowa neat with ice
So this guy is pretty much confirmed as the best DM in the world/new Makélélé right? I mean, ignorant 12yo's keep saying he isn't Real Madrid caliber, but anyone with half a brain can see that he's been an absolute revelation
>He's had his best games against the likes of Atlético and Barcelona, so an obvious big game player
>He's humble and hardworking, counterweight to other more 'glamorous' players at RM
>He's under the protection of the best coach in the world, Zinedine Zidane, so he won't get Perez'd
>He's only 24, will only improve
You cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT tell me, he hasn't got a chance of winning the league
>>67978665
id prefer not to desu
>chelsea willing to pay 8 million pounds for mammana
WHERE DO I SIGN?
>>67978654
>>67978665
okay queers, take this shite off somewhere else
>>67978674
who
wish he would trip up so i could filter him
any exciting news about people going to >Ajax
please
i don't want to endure another season of boreball and choke
(also im not the dutch man city bandwagoner)
https://twitter.com/WeAreChelseaFC/status/737274774020337664
Is this real? It's not an illusion right?
>>67978677
Making you feel uncomfortable?
>>67978581
This. Parachute payments just stack the deck way too much in the favour of the same 6-7 clubs it's unreal.
We just get the same shitters every year now, won't ever get to see another Derby JUST season like the one in '07-'08 ever again.
>>67978684
Maybe Ziyech? Idk. Bosz plays much more reckless football so don't worry.
And I feel you, the City freak has ruined our flag forever
>>67978663
yeah they do
>>67978672
he is pretty good.
>>67978632
>unbelievably generic in every area of the pitch
what the fuck does this mean you stupid cunt? how can you even define that you stupid fucking prick, just fuck off.
>with a literally who manager,
ok lol
> shit fans
fuck off how do you even define that you cunt, fuck off.
>plain kit
osoz because this matters?
> boring players
subjective shit
>>67978684
filter the word poleaboo and it gets rid of half his posts
it has spilled out at the moment because some idiot replied to him though
>>67978684
No news about City either which is distressing considering they actually have money
>>67978663
Thank you based Belgium. According to Blick you got Senderos kicked out of our Euros squad.
>>67978697
lmao holy shit
anderson 2.0
>>67978684
i heard ajax are signing the next pele. viktor fisher or something like that. meant to be guaranteed goat even more than adu and odegaard
>>67978684
remember Boussoufa m8? he's on his way to Feyenoord according to Belgian sources
>JUST
>>67978709
What do you think of Paloschi?
>>67978672
I remember reading some Porto fans saying he was pretty shit for them.
>>67978697
It has to be a trick
>>67978701
>won't ever get to see another Derby JUST season like the one in '07-'08 ever again.
What about Aston Villa this year?
>>67978719
No problem lad, always here for you. Had a hearty talk with >Lelkaku before the game.
Any Chelsea news?
>>67978727
Fischer signed for Boro couple of days ago
>>67978697
His tummy?
>>67978697
>>67978721
>>67978746
He's just cultivating mass, bros.
>>67978756
Yeah, BMG want to buy Christensen for 20m euros
>>67978684
>Ajax transfer news
>with Ajax doing the buying
Didn't know this was a thing 2tbh, assumed >muh academy just shat out your yearly quota every August.
>>67978739
looks like god in comparison to Gomis but that's not hard.
but he's about 6/10, doing ok in his first half season.
>Sitting on my terrace with a glass of coconut rum and coke, 24C and /trans/
Life is not so shit rn desu lads, god bless you and yours
willian runs so much that he needs to eat a lot to maintain that energy
when he isn't playing it's no surprise he puts on a bit of weight
Wtf englishmen?
Why have u ruined /trans/?
Best football general left ffs
Sort this shit out la
These threads hit new lows every season
>>67978804
autism from /int/ is leaking into here
>>67978769
>be younger, better at everything and danish
>sold from chelsea for 20m euros
>be older, worse and english
>chelsea rejected bid at 50m euros
makes sense
>>67978701
as a forest supporter that derby season was almost as good as watching Forest get promoted, considering we never will its the little things i guess
>>67978789
I would be on my balcony while drinking some rosé and posting on /trans/ too if it wasn't for the rain.
>>67978756
you're getting jewed and will have to pay £90 for a shirt.
>>67978811
Hopefully they will sell him with a buyback clause.
>>67978825
how is Ayew doing? Everyone forgot about him there after his amazing start of the season
>>67978811
well I don't know if it says they're likely to accept 20m or not
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/borussia-moenchengladbach/will-christensen-fuer-zwanzig-mio-euro-46030752.bild.html
>>67978853
finished the season well
doubt he'll be at swansea next year unfortunately.
>>67978818
Never forget the lels.
>getting hit for 6 FOUR times in one season
>Poocastle
>>67978818
Do Forest and Derby fans care about Leicester at all? I know they're all considered rivals, but I assume neither clubs give a shit about Leicester because you're too busy hating each other.
>>67978705
at least 2nd place will be exciting to watch for sure
>>67978710
remove memegenders
>>67978727
we're dumping him for 5m to middlesborough somehow actually
>>67978736
at least they're attempting to sign experienced players unlike >us
>>67978782
no we usually just buy memetalent from NL clubs and then we throw them in our youthteam for a year to make him 'get familiar with the Ajax-system'
this usually kills the drive of many players and thus transfer money and a good player is wasted
no actual talent has been produced recently apart from maybe Riedewald/Cerny/Klaassen/van de Beek
Tuscany style pizza to belly pretty much a done deal lads
>>67978879
>18 goals in an entire season
>>67978697
he's just bulking brah, dw he will come back 210lbs 8% BF shredded as fuark
>>67978821
>rosé
Gay af
>>67978889
>at least they're attempting to sign experienced players unlike >us
that's one way to look at it, but won't people try to behead him as it is not done for an Ajax lad to go Feyenoord or didn't he play for Ajax long enough?
>>67978905
>he will come back
Hopefully not at Chelsea.
>>67978879
why the fuck can Newcastle never beat the worst teams?
>>67978895
heard willian might try to hijack the deal
>>67978907
goat casual drink tbf
>>67978907
>he doesn't have a glass of rosé with his light yet nutritious lunch in summer
>>67978933
willian is chelsea's best player
>>67978804
But this is how it should be, lad.
>>67978937
>that's not beer
>>67978962
He's french, wine is their beer
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12016/10298044/englands-route-to-euro-2016-final-who-will-roy-hodgsons-side-need-to-beat
lel
>>67978837
or just keep him on his 18 month loan and get him back after that
I mean.. Chelsea have no CBs and the guy is a danish international at 19/20
If they can't use him from the loan army, they can use noone
Anyone here into Athletico Mince?
>>67978972
>If they can't use him from the loan army, they can use noone
Yeah but that profit
>>67978962
I enjoy a beer in a café once in a while but on the regular it's just a no-no
at home I just drink wine and rosé.
>>67978921
eh think he only went through some youthteams then fucked off elsewhere to irrelevant teams
the hardcore fans will always be triggered about these things but they're just a very vocal minority
same thing is the case with Peter Bosz who played for Feijenoord in his career, and now has become the manager from Ajax - Vak 410 (hardcore fanpart of Ajax) made a statement about this but nobody really cares
also reminder that Cruijff played for both Feijenoord and Ajax and either club doesn't give a fuck about that
>>67978883
We never did care and still dont tbqh, leicester are the autistic kid in the class who thought he was cool but really no one cared about him
>>67978984
you are just like my gay friend.
he also drinks wine everyday.
>red away kit
Puma have clearly forgotten that Pardew kept Palace up.
>>67978986
>also reminder that Cruijff played for both Feijenoord and Ajax and either club doesn't give a fuck about that
that would be like two museums hating each other for both having had the mona lisa, understandable that there's no beef about that desu (to be honest)
>drinking rosé
literally white woman shit
>>67978972
>England are odds-on to finish top of Group B.
somehow I feel they jinxed it
sensible comments below article though
>>67979004
>leicester wearing red
fucking disgrace to football, Forest are the true reds in the east midlands
>>67979004
that might be the most boring kit i've ever seen
>>67979002
I don't drink wine everyday, I mostly drink water. I drink wine like when I'm not eating alone or when I'm feeling like a glass of wine.
>>67979018
wine, rosé, champagne and vodka are the GOAT for me
>>67979018
I remember the commentators laughing at the draw while it was happening and were planning QFs for when they finish top already
>>67979018
>drinking rosé
>literally white woman shit
m8, white wine is woman-tier, and if you drink loads of red wine you're bound to shit yourself sooner or later, trust me, I've been there
>>67979014
at the most recent Klassieker played at the Amsterdam Arena some retard hung a brown blowupdoll with Kenneth Vermeer's outfit from a noose
he played for Ajax a couple of years ago but has transferred to Feijenoord for like 1m
media blew it up, especially after some dartsfan made a sign against Kenneth Vermeer and forced it on live tv
that's the most recent example i can think of
>>67978984
kden. Cultural differences.
>>67978984
>frenchies
>>67979045
white wine is great for cooking. pretty mixed opinion about drinking it though
>>67979048
yeah I read that, did it cause as big a shitstorm as >pic related did in Belgium? (it was yuge)
bit ridiculous these days with all the money going around
![Leicester-City-14-15-Third-Kit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UxEHteI.jpg "Leicester-City-14-15-Third-Kit[1]")
>>67979035
Their previous red kit (third kit from 14/15) wasn't that good either.
You would have thought Puma recognised their achievement this season but obviously not.
Have you wished Slippy G a happy birthday yet, /sp/?
>>67979088
I've read before that they start kit design like a year prior so it might have been too late
>>67979096
>These digits
Destiny 2bh
>>67979076
quite similar yes, people were prosecuted for it, fined, and some time in jail
parliament asked questions about it and whatnot, 2bh it's all a bit overreacted, can't ask a 60k crowd to be perfectly reasonable especially when a small minority is drugged up
>>67979096
>>96
>>67979076
>read up on this
>people linked it to Syria and the beheadings there for some reason
I'm sick of outrage culture
Lads, it's my birthday. Could I get some birthday (you)s?
People are writing off Liverpool already, all of the talk has been about Poop and Mouyes.
Klopp is better than both by some distance. So is Pochettino. These are the managers who should be tipped to win the league.
>>67979150
Happy birthday Stevie la
>>67979150
Happy B'day slippy :3
>>67979151
>Klopp is better than both by some distance. So is Pochettino
>>67979150
Happy birthday Steve
>>67979151
>I rate Klopp
top kek
>So is Pochettino
le no plan B man
>>67979172
well he's better than Mouyes, that's for sure.
>>67979096
made a dedicated thread tbqh
>>67976266
>>67979150
happy birthday stevie
>>67978369
shame baba only dates BSA's
>>67979219
He sometimes has a plan B, remember the Watford game where he switched to a back 3 and it worked?
>>67979243
don't remind me of those tits
>>67978533
decent
>>67979281
Reminder that Jasmine is now a middle aged woman with even saggier tits.
>>67979287
I'm not interested
>>67979287
dont want one, could get one easily if i wanted though
>>67979151
Klopp has already had 8 months training with his team, Mou and Pep are meeting their players for the first time.
Liverpool also have no midweek games - last time this happened we were a slip away from the title, and that was with a clown as a manager.
Klopp with a full preseason with players he knows inside out by now, a few players of his own, no European football - with United, Chelsea, City all with new managers and European football. I think Liverpool are certs for at least top 4 as things stand, with title challenge possible depending on how good our transfers are this summer.
>>67979287
>>67979287
Not happening, I'm in the middle of doing a Leeds.
>>67979306
>I think Liverpool are certs for at least top 4 as things stand, with title challenge possible depending on how good our transfers are this summer.
How? They have the 6th-best starting lineup.
>>67978983
That will be used to buy him back for 60 million.
>>67979315
good episode desu
>>67979306
>Klopp with a full preseason with players he knows inside out by now, a few players of his own
>yfw
>>67979334
Well that's clearly incorrect, Klopp dismantled City, Chelsea, Leicester and United last season.
>>67979315
haha I remember a photoshop of this, picturing the kid as schalke and the door as the CL
>>67979304
they all fall in love with your sharp facial aesthetic innit
>>67979306
>Liverpool also have no midweek games - last time this happened we were a slip away from the title, and that was with a clown as a manager.
And the greatest striker in the world.
>>67979350
Defenders never cost that much, he would be 35-40 milion.
>>67979334
Quality of the lineup doesn't necessarily determine position in the league. Leicester didn't have the best lineup this season but they won the league, whereas Chelsea had a title challenging team and still played like shit.
Not that I think that Liverpool will get 4th.
>>67979287
Talks are at an early stage to bring the ex back to my bed.
It would be a controversial move as she left in acrimonious circumstances before.
More as I get it.
>>67979374
Yeah because prices aren't steadily increasing.
>>67979363
Newcastle dismantled Spurs, Southampton dismantled Arsenal, and Stoke dismantled Man City, but somehow I don't think we'll be seeing Newcastle, Southampton, or Stoke in the 2017/18 Champions League.
>>67979366
Hmm yes I remember that too. :^)
>>67979351
Certainly one of the best.
>it's 2016
>people are still falling for the delusional Liverpool fan meme
Disappointed in you all 2bh.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3613752/Euro-2016-WAGs-wives-girlfriends-gearing-cheer-superstar-men-France-summer.html
the literally who italian wins imo.
>>67979306
>last time this happened we were a slip away from the title, and that was with a clown as a manager
first off
>we
paddy twat
and you didn't just have a clown, you had Suarez and he carried the shit out of Liverpool
they returned to their natural habitat of midtable when he left for a better club.
>>67979304
I'd fuck you so hard if I was a girl
so hard
>>67979318
That's a little dark
>>67979237
he could´ve tried and foul the nigger. Opinions? Do you think he could´ve caught him with a cynical foul?
>>67979395
Cool. I think we'll be seeing Liverpool though.
>>67979419
She looks like she fucks black guys when you're not around
GOAL TO WIMBLEDON WITH 10 TO GO
>>67979434
No way he could. Look at the distance and the fact Gerrard is as slow as a week in London.
>>67979419
>tfw an ugly player has a hot gf/wife
>tfw an ugly player stuck with his average childhood sweetheart after he got famous
Equally inspiring imo
>>67979419
Lewandowski desu
>Liverpool believe they can get Pjanic
First Nainggolan and now him. How deluded is this club?
>>67979434
no he was way too far behind
just
>Rashford's 5 year deal is 20 grand a week
How the fuck did RLC hustle 60 grand when he can barely get a start in the milk cup?
Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury?
Have EPL customers realised that Poop will win every game next season (not in the CL of course)?
>>67979497
DON'T WEAR HIGH HEELS YOU CUNT
WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING STUPID
>>67979497
she could do better
>>67979497
schweinshitter is 6ft too...
>>67979481
Is there an English club not after Nain? Don't really see him leaving Roma tbqh.
>>67979509
he'll struggle for top 4
Saul Niguez is worth about 30 mil quality player.
According to the papers were in for some Chelsea players too (Willian/ Oscar)
>>67979542
delusion
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>>67979528
the problem are the heels la
>>67979525
she's cute but schweinsteiger is a good fit imo
>>67979512
Her forehead alone would cause her to tower above him regardless of the heels.
>>67979542
Won't leave Atletico
>>67979151
Klopp had 52 games with Liverpool this season. He achieved 1.6 points per game. That works out to 61 points for a 38 game season.
No one is impressed by le meme gigapress man.
Does anyone seriously think Mourinho to United will work?
>>67979571
no, just memeing.
>>67979566
Klopp literally played his youth team for the last ten league games.
>>67979419
Ludivine forever and always
>>67979571
Yes
>>67978335
Any updates on the Götze to Liverpool situation la?
>>67979583
>first team with 2 or 3 youth players littered in it
>youth team
lel ok, worked out great in the end though didn't it
>>67979583
worked out great for him didn't it
what a genius, best manager ever
Ibrahimovic is winning imo
His wife is the only one that would start in an Ingmar Bergman movie. She's also self sufficient as she's a business woman. Also the only one to have done real modeling (and not victoria secret tier bullshit)
>>67979287
Negotiations broke down when the other party wanted to bring their family to the Household when the initial offer asked for just the girl
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO A SPECIAL GIRL.....THERE IS NO SPECIAL GIRL!
>>67979529
>Nain
>Not Ninja
What are you doing
>>67979621
the gayest post I have read on here in years.
>>67979633
please fuck off with /pol/ posts.
>>67979529
It seems more possible that Pjanic is sold. Selling both seems highly unlikely.
>>67979583
The numbers are even worse for his final season on the Bayernsliga. 1.59 ppg.
>>67979655
Get a better jacket hambeast
>>67979419
what a bunch of soulless gold digging whores
Shakira is okay though I like her
>>67979503
physical intimidation
>>67979631
she wanted you to have dinner with her family?
>>67979419
>fabregas
>zlatan
>bale
JUST
Can a German league fan please tell me why Dortmund would let Subotic go out on loan? Unless of course they wouldn't.
I thought he was good?
Post your team's best possible transfer window from now until September. I'll start.
Expect Coutinho to fuck off but whatever, we might dig our heels in. Other than that at best we can hope for is a decent cup run.
>>67979702
He doesn't really fit Tuchel's football. He's a bit shit with the ball at his feet.
>>67979621
You knew she's 45 right
She's hitting menopause while zlatan is in prime condition to impregnate a mid 20s model
>>67979525
He could do far better
>>67979363
LVG was 4-0 against Pool in the league. In EL, they were 0-1-1. So your 1-1-2 this season is not dismantling, it is failure against your biggest rival.
>>67979726
she's still looking fly
>>67979659
>>67979619
>>67979616
>>67979566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPl5qIhDdMc
>Klopp's not the perfect man for the job
welcome back deluded ABL summerfags
>>67979702
he hasn't been a starter for like 2 or 3 seasons desu
>>67979710
Coric is going to spurs senpai
>>67979682
Ana ivanovic is good too
>>67979710
>Henderson
m8. he's at best very upgradable, at worst permacrocked
>>67979710
where would Coutinho go?
>>67979702
He's into charity these days.
Not a good quality for a centre back.
>>67979746
>I got nothing to say
>guess Ill just call them ABLs
Calling someone an ABL is a compliment
>>67979571
Yes, but not instantly. Top 4 finish would be good enough this season
>>67979746
>welcome back deluded ABL summerfags
welcome back plastic paddy, looking forward to you disappearing when Liverpool get railed by a lower midtable shitter again
>>67979756
>Ana Ivanovic
I was thinking she'd be married to Branislav Ivanovic
weird
>fighting over penalties
is there a bigger cunt thing to do
>>67979694
Wanted to have dinner with just her but she brought over her whole family :/
>>67979794
>Top 4 finish would be good enough this season
>spend upwards of £100million per year every year for four seasons in a row
>top 4 would be good enough
"They have spent £300 million and they are sixth in the league. They have ended up in the Europa League after failing in a poor Champions League group. They should be competing with Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich. The last thing I want for them is to be happy with finishing fourth and winning the FA Cup. That's what Arsenal do ever year. You see them celebrate out on the pitch when they come fourth in the Premier League. That can’t happen at United.”
- Paul Scholes
>>67979434
I know, but i keep looking at the second before FWD strikes the ball and i see a window for that one last desperate attempt. Must be my uruguayan background...
>>67979655
why so triggered
>>67979839
without you knowing? how did it go?
>>67979710
This and I'll be a happy lad
>>67979287
Personal terms are agreed, but having trouble with the transfer itself, as the distance between us is significant
Keeping myself content with short loan deals, but I'd really like the permanent transfer, as I believe she has potential to grow in value
>>67979710
If Yedlin wants to sign, maybe him rather than Gassama.
>>67979897
diaby?
the glass one?
>>67979287
the length of the contract did not satisfy her
holy fuck this gf "transfer" bollocks is so stale, shut the fuck up already
>>67978508
only slightly worse than pogba being lowkey transfer listed
Ronaldo to City
The Dons and AFC Wimbledon will both be in League One next year
>>67979983
YES! FUCK YES!
REAL FOOTBALL WON TODAY LADS, SO HAPPY.
*Goes back to bandwagoning a top 8 side in the premier league*
bit irrelevant but here is SM Caen new logo
>>67979943
no mate, this Malinese lad, didn't get playing time at Lille after a good half season at Mouscron so >we got him last summer, bit of a cunt but he scores goals so I'm not complaining
you now remember bojan
>>67979966
this
women are materialistic cunts anyways
>>67980006
based Chelsea fans
>>67980014
A viking? What's that got to do with them?
>>67978936
underrated post
>>67980014
I like it
>>67980006
Wanted Plymouth to win desu
>>67979702
>>67979782
Hello darkness, my old friend
>>67980033
viking rapebabbies m8
>>67979776
Barca to replace Turan.
>>67978936
Cheeky little boy you are.
2016
Matteo Darmian £12,700,000
Bastian Schweinsteiger £14,400,000
Morgan Schneiderlin £25,000,000
Sergio Romero Free
Anthony Martial £36,000,000
Regan Poole £100,000
Total: £88,200,000 - 5th place
2015
Ander Herrera £29,000,000
Luke Shaw £27,000,000
Andreas Pereira Signed
Marcos Rojo £16,000,000
Angel Di Maria £59,700,000
Daley Blind £13,800,000
Victor Valdes Free
Memphis Depay £25,000,000
Total: £170,500,000 - 4th place
2014
Marouane Fellaini £27,500,000
Juan Mata £37,100,000
Total: £64,600,000 - 7th place
2013
Champions
United since Fergie left should be investigated for money laundering. How can you start as champions, spend that much money every single year, and get worse?
>>67980064
bit sad that the money best spent was on Fellaini & Blind innit
>>67980064
Sponsorship money
>>67980014
MLS franchise tier/10
Rate my transfer wishlist:
>spring rolls
>chicken dumplings
>prawn toast
>crispy beef
Reckon I could get them to gel without messing up the team? Crispy beef has a high release clause though
>>67980028
he said top 8
>>67980064
>all those made up figures
top fucking kek
>>67980033
I don't know, seems like they've got a fascination for vikings
here is their logo from 10 years ago I think, with a Drakkar on it
>>67980109
This. Martial was at least £60mil
>>67980100
I know I was calling Chelsea fans based for supporting a non-top 8 team
>>67980022
sell him and play Ibini instead desu
>>67980064
look at players sold as well
also Schwein was less than half of that amount
>>67980109
Seems about right, conservative if anything
Didn't include falcaos 6mil loan fee and Martials add-ons
>>67980124
Burning A Beanie is still dead, lad
>tfw don't even remember what his position is
wasn't he more of a winger? and do aussies generally rate him?
>>67980064
Capitalism in effect. It's the shit system that's currently ruling so better not complain.
>>67980092
Delish
Higuain to arsenal confirmed
>>67980014
>bit irrelevant
>>67980033
>A viking? What's that got to do with them?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchy_of_Normandy
>The Duchy of Normandy grew out of the 911 Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte between King Charles III of West Francia and Rollo, leader of the Vikings.
It's alright I suppose.
>>67980158
Yeah he was mostly a winger when he finally broke through and I didn't rate him that much but what do I know if your club thought he was good enough to sign
>>67978335
---------------------Higuain----------------
----Coutinho-------Firmino-------Gotze------
----------------Can-----------Henderson-------------
--Flanagan-----Matip-------Lovren-------Clyne-----
---------------------------Karius------------------
>implying this isnt our year
West Ham signing Tore, Pereyra and a £30m 'top striker'. Lacazette offer of £31m turned down.
Batshuayi? Benteke? Jonas? Janssen? Gomez? Icardi?
God I love transfer season
>>67980221
>implying Napoli would sign all of that shit
>>67980218
I think they just bought him to try and convince Ryan to stay another season mate, didn't really work out for anyone that
>>67980064
How did Liverpool spend £354M and finish 8th?
>>67980221
where's this higuain to >us meme come from?
Would you go to a football match alone?
>>67980285
yep
>>67980285
I do it most of the time
Don't have to feel embarrassed about singing
what's the tune banging right now? https://youtu.be/_8-fDdUB4CU for me
>>67980255
For 30mio I'd go for Gomez, Icardi or Batshuayi. Benteke is wank, Jonas is too old and Janssen is too unproven
>>67980279
the mirror
>>67980285
Already did it once. Hugged the stranger next to me when we scored a late winner.
>>67979419
The GOAT WAG is Florian Thauvin's missus
FUCK OFF MCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67979935
Thought Yedlin was shite? Also:
>that back five
>keeping you up again
Pick one. Big Sam is bound to get a brave English boy like Shawcross in to sort that mess out.
>>67979935
>ayew
L M F A O
M
F
A
O
>>67980255
Which Gomez are you talking about?
>>67980387
joe i assume
>>67980310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c
dunno was in the mood for this song
>>67980384
Sunderland is a bigger club than Swansea
>>67979935
>ghezzal
literally getting tricked
>>67980397
>>67980387
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html
>>67980387
Joe Gomez m8
>>67980387
Mario Gomez, sorry.
Bring him back from the graveyard that is Turkish football
>>67980404
>that whole post
Window is fucking slow
So can we all agree that klopp is a worse manager than Rodgers?
>>67980430
there's certainly nothing to suggest he's better
>>67980378
I was asked for a possible team. There's no way we actually make any good signings.
>>67980384
Doesn't wanna play striker so will push through a move for more money. Book it.
>>67980406
His stats look good tho !!!
Lads
LADS
Alright check this out
Ready?
Here goes
You're not gonna believe this but..
well...
...
>>96
>>67980428
It'll pick up after the euros big time. The transfer window hasn't technically even opened yet has it??
>>67980430
what i dont understand is that brenny played this meme high tempo pressing style before, yet when klopp comes in he is the new hotness for bringing it with him
>>67980279
from a highly credited source m8.
me pop works for the mirror and is best friends with Higuains Agent
>>67980456
mate you're getting 200 cans of lilt sent to your door
>>67980423
I'm just baiting you
but yeah you're losing Ayew and Siggurdson and will get relegated
you fat poof
>>67980456
edgy
>>67980460
no, you can't register players until 1st of July
>>67980255
I know bentekerz and icardi and Gomez
Are the rest any good?
>>67980310
good taste m8
got this one banging:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KirZwFEYkHI
>>67980490
On football manager it always used to be the 9th June for UK clubs
>>67980423
Sunderland ARE a bigger club than Swansea though.
>>67980310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Pyi-Rv5XA
Nice tune yours.
>>67980443
no chance he'll go to a relegation fighting club.
I only see him moving to a top 6 or higher club and desu, us Jacks don't mind.
Guidolin wants to play with proper wingers and Ayew is too central for that.
If we could keep hold of Ayew though that'd be lovely.
>>67980502
You're right, my bad
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/10280331/when-does-the-transfer-window-open
I'd go as far as saying Swansea are the smallest team in the prem after Bournemouth
>>67980491
Batshuayi looks very solid, he's similar to Lukaku in a lot of ways, and has been playing very well for Marseille, and outplaying Origi and Benteke for the national team.
Jones is having a great season but yeah, the concern is that he's getting on a bit and this will be his peak season before he declines to retirement
Janssen has been scoring goals for fun in the Dutch league, but he's young, and look how Depay has done so far in the Prem. I personally think Janssen will be world class but it's early doors yet
>>67980572
*Jonas, sorry
>>67980513
>>67980563
>>67980596
literally true though, even watford are a bigger club than those sheep shagging literally who's
>>67980624
>>67980472
And a £1000 parrot.
>>67980642
Good response m8 you changed my mind
http://www.asroma.com/en/news/2016/5/roma-complete-permanent-signing-of-antonio-rudiger
Roma complete permanent signing of Rudiger
>>67980642
what have you ever done or won though? remember nobody cares about your welsh cups etc they are entirely irrelevant
>>67980572
>outplaying Origi and Benteke for the national team
he hasn't even played 90 minutes in total lad, but yes, he's decent, needs to move to a better league though
>he's similar to Lukaku in a lot of ways
not really, not as fast/strong, better in small space & with his back to the keeper though
https://twitter.com/football_league/status/737246511273103360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Rate this little lad's blooter in the Kids Cup final on Saturday lads.
>>67980677
>>67980753
bad goalkeeping 4/10
>>67980753
next Coutinho/10
>>67980753
absolute bloot
left peg too
Me support manchester united citys long time! i give them 200 Bahts and they give me new shirt. You see?
>>67978382
because anyone from the italian league is either worth peanuts or the same as messi according to their teams.
>>67980777
>mickey mouse trophy, beat a league 2 team in the final
>>67979441
Those threads were amazing.
>>67980860
>i'm a plastic who thinks a top club needs to be somewhere to validate it
m8, idec what you think anymore, you're a plastic paki cunt
>>67980858
5 bintangs
>>67980664
They will enjoy the future GOAT
>>67980897
>Not funny
>Shit gimmick
>Welsh
>Stupid
Just stop tripping
>>67980777
>league cup
Congratulations, Swansea are as good as QPR, Luton and Middlesbrough.
remember when we had fun tripfags
any friendlies worth watching the following days lads?
also what did germany do against slovenia?
>>67980946
They got Hamsik'd
>>67980946
France have got Cameroon tonight, and I like the look of their trams these days. Particularly now with Payet and Kante in the mix with Lacazette as an option up top
>>67980944
We never did. Name 5 good ones.
Hard mode no Skrtlpower.
>>67980935
>o you won the CL
>you're just as good as Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa and Celtic
>>67980944
i dont remember the last time I had fun
>>67980944
The chelsea manager was the goat tripfag. He was unbelievably deluded, but he made it out that he genuinely believed what he posted.
>>67980972
*team
>>67980973
chelsea manager, bantamite, purgatory, baba, toxtethred
>>67980944
I only remember de sargon
You now remember Bradford beating Chelsea 2-4 at the bridge
>>67980977
All those clubs have won more than a single league cup in their history.
>>67980973
>Skrtlpower
>good
>>67980973
Kepaw: was the GOAT
>>67980984
legit thought we'd (Swansea) get top 4 or a cup last year honestly.
I'm not making any predictions now tho until after the transfer window and even then I may be hesistant. I don't want to be Liverpool delusion retard tier
>Legends like sargon, katie, irish fitizen, skrtel power and chelsea manager are all gone
>All we're left with is no marks like >Moyes, 190cm and WHL
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>67980980
tfw
>>67980997
>Peado, plastic, paki, pakislut, scouser
Not much has changed desu
>>67980992
thanks m8, what website is this?
>>67981011
stfu
>>67980349
E + m2?
>>67981033
Looks like flahsscore or one of its variants.
>>67981033
livescores
>>67980287
>>67980300
>>67980339
Alright thanks, I'll give it a try on the weekend
>>67981006
and they're not in the premier league :^)
(not including Celtic and Celtic winning the league cup is like Swansea winning the FAW cup.)
>>67981073
good post
>>67980944
>GOATZE
>Quiz
>Kyouko
>Razor
>pog
>>67981097
>podolskihandjob and her fat tits
>>67981043
Yep
What do you lads make to Forest Echo News and their esteemed roster of football journalists?
Lukaku to Wolfsburg confirmed
>>67981091
That doesn't mean anything. Swansea have never bothered challenging for the top spots - they're only there to make up the numbers.
They have achieved fuck all in terms of trophies. Even the rebranded bluebirds have won more.
>>67981099
Based CMN. I wonder if he still lurks.
>>67981020
remember when RealMou was still here?
those were the days
>>67981097
>You now remember Manchester masterminding Pog's downfall
>>67981125
I bet he's the one constantly posting the 'daily reminder we're the best club in the world' threads
>>67981120
nice bait la'
Is WHL the most pointless tripfag on here? Hes been here like 6 years and hes still so dull.
I remember a gay Spurs tripfag called The Mighty Spurs, and another simply called COYS
Been here far too long desu
>>67981144
More
>>67981156
Nah, the 190 guy is
I remember when there must have been nearly 15 arsenal trips at one time
>>67981176
190 is good, he's easy to hate.
>tfw you thought you would've left 4chan by now
>tfw you're on it more than ever
>>67981193
>>67981193
Autumn 2012 here.
>>67981193
Where else is there to go?
>>67981097
>not mentioned
w-wow
>>67981193
4chan is the only place where I feel at home. Can't see myself ever leaving desu
>>67981193
Late 2009/early 2010 for me, can't remember exactly when I moved from /b/ to /sp/
>>67981219
Cum back to haxball numbers
>>67981193
>All those hours on 4chan as a student
>Now can only browse after work
>>67981226
Only website where I don't get social anxiety.
>Olivier Giroud was booed when he got on the team bus moments ago. Shouts of: "Benzema for EURO 2016!"
lmao like it matters which striker bottles it
>>67981193
>>67981212
>>67981218
>>67981226
>>67981237
>>67981241
>>67981244
sport related topics only please
>>67981218
hang out with friends that don't like sports and girls that don't like you
>>67981156
At least he hosted a party.
>>67981193
I haven given up.
>>67981219
I would never forget you, m8. But I know you're still here that's why no mention.
>>67981193
Been here just under 10 years. It actually feels like there are fewer websites worth visiting now.
>>67981116
his brother?
>>67981252
iyaaa, gomen gomen gomen.
>>67981280
ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>67981193
Imagine the dya 4chan dies for real.
>>67981252
kill yourself
>>67981193
2007 here h-heh
>>67981305
we'd be free
>>67981293
>has been in court for speeding several times
>he's banned from driving a car for a year
Malanda 2.0 pretty much confirmed, RIP Jordan
>>67981321
To do what?
>>67981240
hi where are the room
>>67981321
>implying we wouldn't be ghostposting in the archive
>>67981271
This. I used to have fun exploring the internet but now I just cycle between 3 or 4 sites over and over. I blame content aggregators like lebbit and new-youtube
>>67981339
Does sp have an archive now?
>>67981353
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
>>67981172
Was one of them malaysian? I remember a malaysian spurs tripfag. There's also Yiddo and that american TOTTENHAM AND DEMPSEY YOLO who unsurprisingly disappeared after dempsey left
>Lombaerts definitely out for Euros, Boyata most likely
How do you want your defence pham?
>>67981353
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
>>67981345
>>67981271
Same, I feel like an old man who can't be arsed to look at new things anymore.
>>67981252
>LLOOOOOOKKKKKK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!XXDXDDXDXDDXDXDXDX IM TRIPFAG PAY ATTENTIONNNNNNNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
kys
>>67981353
wew lad
>>67981339
>implying then it wouldn't the same 4 people ghostposting like always
>>67981387
Boyata being out would be a blessing.
>>67981387
You've still got Denayer, Vertonghen, Alderweild and Vermalean
>>67981366
>>67981388
oh, okay. i thought there hadn't been an archive since some massive child porn spam a couple of years back. thank you.
>>67981383
Nah, both British. Haven't seen them in many years. I still remember them for some reason.
Also Wengers Magic Hat, an Arsenal supporting cripple in a wheelchair who was competing in the Olympics. Then he stopped posting suddenly and we all joked about the computer was upstairs and he couldn't get up the stairs.
See I can remember this shit but not anything actually important.
>>67981387
Wasn't witsel playing right back the other day? Top kik
Rip i piece depressed irish fitizen. You were too young.
>>67981402
I agree but we need backup defenders, he called up some black guy who plays in the Belgian Beer League instead, Kabasele...
>>67981403
And Lukaku, Ciman & Meunier kek
would be good if Denayer stayed fit tbH
TRANSFER NEWS UPDATE
Are >we going to sell this piece of shit?
>>67981422
I unironically miss him.
>>67981422
>wanting to keep borini
JUST
isn't swansea a total shithole? like in terms of junkies and unemployement? how can our based sharp face man live there and still walk towards the camera in pure safety?
>>67981292
>>67981307
>>67981397
take this shit to /brit/
>>67981422
>>67981440
brb going to the gym
>>67981414
yes... yes he was, he did ok actually, he did it at Benfica a couple of times
but still, why can't my country produce some memefullbacks to go with the other memes for fuck's sake
>>67981434
Probably going to man u
>>67981471
I never found out
Is that dentist's hair real or shopped?
>smug essien was 4 years ago
>>67979021
Get rekt
>>67979021
>Forest
Who?
>>67981517
it's a shame the archive only goes back to 2012. the old one even had a name/tripfag post counter
>>67981516
Yes.
Who remembers that really annoying isle of man Liverpool fan
>>67981572
oh god he was just the worst
remember he said that rodgers would turn balotelli into a GOAT or some shit
>>67981237
same.. only really started posting around the bzzers
>>67981572
I think he's still around.
>>67981516
it's real m8
http://drginoaesthetics.com/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/gino-digiannantonio-a918187
Dr. Gino DiGiannantonio
>Tfw all of the stars have faded away
>Tfw will try not to worry because ill seem them someday
>>67981611
Does he know he's an object of hilarity on the Internet?
>>67981611
Oh god his current haircut is even worse
Does anyone seriously use that
>>67981666
only cunts
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-arrested-wearing-offensive-hillsborough-11402827#ICID=FB-Liv-main
>englel
>>67981692
not this shittu again
>>67981632
this probably fake though
>>67981692
https://twitter.com/khfc_laura/status/736930541103132673
uncensored
>>67981611
>first result is a meme page
just fuck my career up făm
>>67981721
kek thats real for sure
>>67981692
>watching tv without a license
>sharpened my spoons
>didn't remember the 96 today
>still not arrested
feels good, bongs
>>67981739
He's probably realised it's great for publicity.
>>67981725
is he going to jail for this?
>>67981732
>cleveland
no wonder
>>67981033
4chan
>>67979315
Saw this episode last night, felt so bad for that Mexican dad.
It's also kind of weird to think that those autists running around screaming ETSUBATSU are posting in /trans/.
Reus - Ratking - GOD
Who could literally stop >us
>>67981721
the name looks the fakest of all
>>67981810
its like some yank wanted to make the most 'muh heritage' name possible and put every italian sounding thing together
>>67981810
Yes he might as well be named Nahasapeemapetilon
>mfw french - cameroun match thread
>mfw jokes about the french players skin color
>mfw the JFs only come in to baitpost about race
>mfw all the french spastics from /b/, /int/ or /pol/ will come there to shitpost about races too
>>67979419
I think there's a mistake in the article, they seem to have listed Smalling as being straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6gfTvR4VAI
>>67981852
It's hilarious how /pol/ can't handle jokes about the race and immediately spergs out.
>>67981033
>>67981852
lel m8 you wont understand but theres nobody more fun to troll than the french. i cant explain it but it feels like you deserve it more and are more easily annoyed by it. its joint best with americans. maybe because you both are so proud
wat
http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/football/euro-2016/actualites/rami-titulaire-face-au-cameroun-807492
>>67980221
"Our". Behave yourself Yank.
>>67981011
But you already are Liverpool delusion retard tier you fat cunt.
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