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Exciting transfers when? - Edition
when will my team win the CL
>>67955233
If Twente hadn't been forcibly relegated €15m would be about fair. Still better off outbidding the competition.
>>67955322
Which competition? First time I have heard of Ziyech tßh
>>67955272
Ask the magic 8 ball
>>67955322
Thanks to Hummels they have the money.
>>67955440
Half of Europe apparently. Though I get the feeling he'd want to go to a club with European football, so half of them are out of the running anyway.
>>67955527
Probably going to come out of the Gündogan money. Hummels money will go into a new CB (Dragovic/ Toprak), and Guerreiro it's looking like.
Where is everyone?
>>67955970
>Dragovic at Dortmund
Pretty hype
>>67956441
Apparently he's plan B if they can't get Toprak. That being said Subotic and Ginter are both supposedly eyeing moves, so I wouldn't be surprised if they got more than one CB this window.
>A second division team will be in the EL group stages for Switzerland next season
Fugg
>>67956441
just got home
>lugano lost
Fug ;_; I wanted Zeman to win something in his life
>>67956640
At least he didn't get relegated.
Leicester bought Zieler, that's exciting isn't it
>>67956665
Yeah, though a little confusing.
So any transfers?
>>67956665
Not really, are they just going to be signing bench players?
Why is Ronaldo allowed to get all the glory in a final he didn't participate?
Bale was man of the match by a mile
>>67956943
He's a marquee player for real. They have to milk it as much as they can
>>67956943
no it was gabi or ferreira carrasco
Batra, Coric and Janssen to Spurs WHEN?
sup guys
we are gonna buy all the top players and win everything ;D
>>67956590
>Ginter
Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.
>>67956636
What were you up to?
>>67956943
Because he scored the matchwinner once again.
>>67955186
Emerson Hyndman to Man U soon
>>67957356
nothing particular really
Whats going to be this summer's big meme transfer?
Romelu Lukaku to Chelsea?
Dele Alli to PSG?
Steven Gerrard to Tranmere Rovers?
>>67957483
I am looking forward to United crazyspending this summer.
>>67957356
>Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.
He did alright at RB. Tbh he's still good enough at CB for facing half the Bundesliga, but Tuchel apparently doesn't see him there. I could see him going to Leverkusen if Dortmund do end up getting Toprak.
>>67956441
Don't worry, I'm back.
>>67957414
Pretty sure he said he'd leave England if he did move.
>Germany getting BTFO
wew
>>67957483
____ to United
>>67957425
kden
>>67957156
Why Bartra? Spurs have 3 competent CBs already
He wants playing time
>>67957156
>Coric
literally who
>>67957674
Ante Coric
Next modric
>>67957674
Croatian midfield talent.
>>67955527
Will i ever get a gf ?
>>67957662
Weigl on though. The comeback begins now.
>>67955527
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
So it's agreed that Mourinho will be looking for a CB, CM, winger and a forward at least.
So get ripped off for Stones most likely, CM and winger up for debate and maybe Zlatan (if not then possibly a marquee signing like Aubameyang or Griezmann)
i love trans lads
>>67955527
Will that gum I used to like come back in style?
>>67957483
Ibra to United and they win the Premierl eagle, Ibra top scorer
>>67957921
>inb4 Stones has a great Euros and breaks some transfer record or other
>>67957980
Maybe not the gum, but certainly the club.
>>67957842
doubt.jpeg
>>67958086
If he has a shit Euros, would interest in him completely die?
>>67955527
will my future child be a junglist?
>>67958120
Nah, Everton want to get rid of him now. I think they had a falling out, hence why he played like dogshit the second the January transfer window closed.
>>67958120
It would be very painful
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36409366
>Mexican footballer Alan Pulido has been kidnapped in the northern border state of Tamaulipas, officials say.
>mexico
Lukaku to Chelsea just confirmed
>>67958120
No because he's English. He has 2 years of being able to be shit before the English decide he never fulfilled his potential.
Honestly, he's been a bit shit this season but could learn from it if the Euro don't crush him
>>67958222
There's being a bit shit, and then there's being a liability. He has made countless errors leading to goals/chances and always takes risks
I'd actually struggle to name 5 CBs worse than him in the premier league who have had similar playing time
Kasper to Manchester United
>>67958213
You tricked me for an isntant
>>67958274
nice one bruva
>>67958298
Utter hyperbole
>>67958298
True, he made more mistakes leading to goals than any other player this season
>>67958307
Big Sam on Strictly
>>67958316
I said nice one
>>67958348
I get this reference.
>>67958347
I'm choosing to ignore that article
Human Traffic was better than Trainspotting
>>67958307
He would be the perfect Mou-keeper desu. I don't think he's a great goalkeeper as such, but I've never seen anyone who were as good as he is, when it comes to starting counter attacks.
>>67955527
will arsenal ever win the cl in my lifetime?
>>67957925
never gets old
>>67958582
lel
>>67958348
BRUVAAAA
>>67958421
how does he get on with his dad? do you know?
My dog had to have his nose amputated
>>67958863
lol
Chelshit is finished aren't they?
>>67959036
Dead in the water
Its fun.
>Former Premier League footballer Adam Johnson has reportedly started up a prison football team which includes other sex offenders
>Johnson is delighted to be playing football again, although he’s not that happy that his team is going to be made up of paedos and perverts,’ a source told the Star on Sunday
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/29/adam-johnson-starts-football-team-in-prison-with-other-sex-offenders-in-line-up-5911437/
Real life Mean Machine fucking when
>>67958863
KEK
just fuck its shit up
post a pic
>>67958863
How does he smell?
>>67958863
But how.... wait for it, wait for it.... how does he smell!?!?
>>67959167
>>67959175
Terrible!!
>>67959210
I don't get it
>>67959107
>Some of the matches will be a bit fruity because sex offenders are probably the most hated inmates in the prison
That was my immediate thought
They're going to get the shit kicked out of them
>>67959167
>>67959175
This is why I love /trans/.
Haven't been following any transfers this year
Have any important transfers happened so far lads?
>>67959239
I thought they just hated paedophiles?
>>67959299
Adam Johnson went to Sex Offenders FC for free on a six-year deal.
>>67959299
>Sanches to Bayern
>Hummels to Bayern
>>67959328
I think most sex offenders are looked down on. Maybe because most of the victims will be women and children
>>67959383
> a six-year deal.
Could have at least stuck to teenagers
>>67959299
Ousmane Dembele to Dortmund.
Walter Samuel to retirement
>>67959397
>>Hummels to Bayern
If that's true, that's just sad.
Anything else? Wasn't expecting much since it hasn't even begun yet anyway
>>67959468
Xhaka to Arsenal
Zieler to Leicester is basically confirmed.
Then a bunch of smaller transfers.
>>67958681
they hate each other
>>67959299
gf to anon
>>67959755
yeah I got that impression
>>67959829
old jokes to /sp/.
>>67959036
Why?
Is Conte a meme?
>>67959299
Refugees to your country on loan with an option to buy
>>67959755
How come?
>>67959829
Never happening.
>>67959829
You might be in luck, I hear Chad recently pulled out
>>67959945
peter is jealous of kaspers affinity of meme magic
>>67959872
Look at how Italy will play today and decide.
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67960428
DONE
>>67960304
This was my ban to lol, replying.
>>67960304
no matter how many hormones he takes and how much plastic surgery he gets, he'll always be stuck with massive man feet and small hips letting people know he's just a degenerate faggot pretending to be a woman.
Leicester signing some German keeper
>Hamburg looking at getting Max Kruse
Are they sure they haven't gotten names mixed up, and actually want Robbie Kruse?
>>67959829
deal was completed for a record transfer fee
>>67955527
will villa go back up next season
weird red in iceland
geordie manager so you can hear him yell in english
http://www.visir.is/section/MEDIA99&fileid=CLP46017
>>67955527
Will >we win the Europal eague
di Memezio reporting Dani Alves to Juventus looking likely
>>67955527
come on asshole, will >we win the damn Europal eauge
Hennecke has said tomorrow's kicker will have a lot of Dortmund stuff in it.
>>67955527
Will Ireland win the Euros?
>This Top Gear episode
>>67962026
That bad, huh?
>>67962026
when is amazon gear starting?
>>67962026
So how awful is evans?
>>67962260
Grand Tour
>>67962414
I've heard he's worse to work with than Clarkson. And apparently was a dick to the audience.
>>67962450
To be expected of a dude who is only famous for marrying billy piper.
Slovaks beat Germany
Should we be worried?
>>67962797
>germany in friendlies
wow it's fucking nothing
>>67962826
This. They're especially worthless since Löw took over, since he likes using them for his meme experiments.
>>67962797
>germany in friendlies
England beat germany too m8.
Will Chelsea, Tottenham, or Leicester get top 4 next year?
Can see Tottenham desu.
>>67962981
Can't see tootenfruit desu
Leicester for Europa League
next year will be boring af
Arsenal, Manure, City and Chelsea
what film should i watch lads?
>>67963053
what genre you in the mood for famski
>>67963053
Girls und Panzer movie
>>67963053
warcraft
>>67963053
Tetsuo the iron man
>>67963053
Go watch The Raid lad. Or Heat.
>>67963053
I downloaded Godzilla (1954) recently but I still haven't watched it
>>67963080
drama or maybe horror
Will Mou football be more exciting than Laal football?
I think it will still be defensive but with more purpose instead of possession over attacking.
>>67963053
leolo
>>67963151
van laal's football was cowardly, much different to simple defensive football
>>67963141
seen that, it's alright but not great
watch kong vs godzilla
>>67963159
looks interesting, think i'll watch that
cheers lad
>>67963183
Will do after I watch the previous Godzilla movies and Golden Swallow (1968).
>>67958307
Kasper Schmeichel isn't even good
fite me
>>67963053
>film
you should stop being a pleb and watch kino instead
>>67963053
Coherence
>>67963536
nice /tv/ memeword you mong
>>67963771
Wonder what Everton fans would think if they got him back.
>>67960304
Whats her name?
>>67963524
name a time and place faget
>>67963993
Bailey Jay
Really don't want United to sign Stones. There is a reason Everton concede like 3 goals a game.
He may be better as a CDM then CB, his passing and interceptions skills are decent.
Did everyone just vanish?
>>67966413
It's work day m80.
>>67966413
normies out doing bank holiday things
>>67966506
Not in the UK.
>>67955527
Are you lying?
>>67966413
I'm here
>>67955527
Will I hear from her again?
>>67955970
>guerrerio
What happens to schmels?
>>67964970
>There is a reason Everton concede like 3 goals a game.
Yeh it's because Martinez is tactically inept. theres a reason their whole backline looked amateurish this season, unfair to blame it on one kid
>>67955527
Butyashi to spuds?
>>67955527
Will Manchester United win the treble next year?
>>67955527
Will Manchester United win the double next year?
>>67957925
Hello Ronaldo
>>67959299
Arda to Barça
we're still waiting him to play his first match
>>67959299
Liverpool have a decent keeper
>>67955527
will Paulo Dybala ever play in the premier league for someone that's not Man Shitty
>>67975384
Dybala to United confirmed!!!!!!
New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering a bid for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market. (Times - subscription required)
>Portuguese boss Mourinho wants Rio Ferdinand to return to the club in his backroom staff but the former defender is yet to make a decision. (The Sun)
Mourinho has told the Old Trafford club to spend £54m on Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez, 21. (Daily Star)
>Midfielder Michael Carrick says United team-mate, Marcus Rashford, 18, should be in Roy Hodgson's Euro 2016 England squad. (BBC 5 live In short)
Red Devils scouts have been present at the Under-21 Toulon tournament as they continue to scout Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, 22. (Chronicle)
>Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke says reports that striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, is set to leave this summer are nothing more than "total nonsense". (Bild - in German)
Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season. (Mirror)
>Chelsea are looking to sign River Plate defender Emanuel Mammana, 20, for £8m but face competition from Italian sides Inter Milan and Fiorentina. (Goal.com)
Former England defender Sol Campbell feels Roy Hodgson cannot afford to start centre-back John Stones, 22, at Euro 2016 as he makes too many mistakes. (Evening Standard)
>Swansea's proposed takeover by an American investment group is edging closer to completion and could be finalised soon. (South Wales Evening Post)
West Ham have made a £11.4m bid for Juventus playmaker Roberto Pereyra, 25, but the Serie A champions want £13m. (Tuttosport)
>Sunderland are tracking QPR defender Steven Caulker, 24, who is available for £4.5m and Borussia Dortmund Nevan Subotic, 27, who could be available on a season-long loan deal. (Sunderland Echo)
>>67975410
>Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season
>Sturridge and Higuain partnership
Muh dick
West Brom and Middlesbrough are in the running for the signing of Lyon defender Henri Bedimo, 31, who is out of contract next month. (Birmingham Mail)
>Aitor Karanka's newly promoted side have been linked with a move for Sporting Gijon defender Bernardo Espinosa, 26, who will be a free agent next month. (Gazette)
Fulham striker Ross McCormack could leave Craven Cottage this summer, with Newcastle, Norwich and Aston Villa favourites to land the 29-year-old. (Croydon Advertiser)
>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo says "only the jealous" would not acknowledge his achievements of being the only Portuguese to win three Champions League titles. (Daily Mail)
Crewe are resigning themselves to life without 24-year-old midfielder Brad Inman as Championship and League One sides are set for a battle over his signature. (Stoke Sentinel)
>England striker Daniel Sturridge, 26, has two more training sessions in which to prove his fitness for Euro 2016. (The Times - subscription required)
Celtic are unlikely to spend big money to bring 26-year-old Liverpool midfielder Joe Allen to the club. (Daily Record)
The best of social media
>Stoke striker Bojan Krkic attended the wedding of team-mate Joselu on Saturday, along with Potters defender Marc Muniesa and Everton's Gerard Deulofeu. "So happy to have shared in your big day," he said on Twitter.
Former Everton manager David Moyes was back at Goodison Park to watch Tony Bellew win the WBC cruiserweight title against Ilunga Makabu. Ex-Toffees keeper Neville Southall, 57, could not resist having a dig.
Neville Southall
And finally
>A video of Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce dancing to a Rihanna song in Marbella - dressed in a suit - has gone viral on social media. (Twitter)
https://twitter.com/Matt_Chappp/status/736869374221553664
>>67975410
>le signing everyone meme
If Pogba is on the market i don't expect him to go to United
>>67975410
>Paul Pogba, 23, who has informally been placed on the transfer market.
Allegri literally said he's not going anywhere yesterday. One thing is to come up with bullshit but this is flat out lying
>>67975410
>Pogba and Saul
>players who have no reason whatsoever to join United
every year
Ok lads, it's Monday. Have Chelsea signed Higuain, Lukaku and Mata yet?
>>67975468
yes
>>67975468
Higuain is coming to Liverpool la
>wanting Mata
Why is West ham getting linked with every player in existence this year?
>>67975410
>mourinho wants to sign yet another at.madrid player
He should have learned about those yet there he is. It's surely a baseless rumour but still, simeone players only work with simeone.
>>67975499
His agent just said hat he will go there only when he's sure Javi Martinez will be there too
>>67967547
They rotate. Schmelzer played almost every game last season, he could have used a break, but Park was too shit to risk it.
CONFIRMED.
>>67975633
I don't want higuain ffs
>>67975633
>england club
United can't even forge a wikipedia page properly
>>67975633
>plays for england club
>>67956887
Isn't he one of the best keepers in the Bundesliga?
Why hasn't Zlatan been confirmed yet?
Higuain should come to Arsenal.
>>67975654
>come to Arsenal.
>come
You mean go? If you do, no, he shouldn't.
Any updates on the Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Varane, Pogba & Kroos situations to united?
>>67975669
All confirmed
>>67975669
Done deal I hear, just waiting on the siggys
>>67975427
>Aitor Karanka's newly promoted side have been linked with a move for Sporting Gijon defender Bernardo Espinosa, 26, who will be a free agent next month. (Gazette)
Bretty good CB, even more so for free. Was very important for Sporting Gijon until his injury.
>>67975669
>Bale, Neymar, Ronaldo, Varane, Pogba & Kroos
Making good progress. Pogba and Varane look like done deals and I think we should be able to get the others after the Euros.
>Lewandowski
Come on now, we're not delusional.
>>67975669
------------------------de gea
darmian---------rooney----varane--shaw
neymar--------pogba------kroos----bale
--------------------lewa-------ronaldo
>>67975675
>>67975678
>>67975683
thanks lads
>>67975699
3rd place pretty much confirmed
_________karius
clyne_lovren__matip_hector
____zieliński___can
mane___coutinho___firmino
________higuain
>>67975743
>buy all the players meme
>firmino meme
any updates on the Reus to Liverpool situation?
>>67975751
>Doubting meme magic
>>67975767
He's said he'll only go if Götze signs
Man Utd have bid £15M for Reece Oxford according to a West Ham ITK
has reece oxford done anything since beating arsenal at the start of the season?
really don't want him getting in the way of fosu-mensah desu
>PSG defender Serge Aurier arrested following argument with police
fuck whitey
Mertens renewed with Napoli
>>67976024
sauce? can't find anything in gazzetta (yes it's the only italian newspaper I know)
>>67976063
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/news-cat/napoli-mertens-vicino-al-rinnovo-dopo-leuropeo-la-firma/
2m/year, official signing after the Euro
>>67975961
arrested for insults, refusing to cooperate and slight violence
>>67976109
he doesn't strike me as the most intelligent man tBh
>>67976143
it's because he's black isn't it?
>>67976109
what an idiot, always in trouble
>>67976146
of course
>>67976186
good post
Took Zidane 90 days to win a champions league as a manger
19 years and counting for Wenger
Can we all agree Zidane>>>Wenger
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Paul%20Grange%22&src=tren
>Wear shirt that makes fun of Hillsbrough and mock Liverpool fans on facebook
>Thousands of Liverpool fans leak your address on twitter, send shit to your house and demand that your employers sack you for it
Is Janssen any good?
>>67976193
fucking scousers
>>67976192
Di Matteo is better than both
>>67976201
yes he's good but he should stay in the Eredevisie for a bit
>>67976201
this one?
>>67976193
why are liverpool supporters so obnoxious?
>>67976193
ayy lmao
>>67976201
Yes. If were going with the >Eredivisie meme, he's well above Altidore and the likes.
>>67976193
>>96
come on dirty scousers, dox me and get me fired
>>67976193
wow that's really really mean
ruining someone's life over a t shirt
>>67976193
>mfw they kill him and blame it on the police
>>67976282
>KILL ME
>>67976193
>man mocks hillsborough
>lots of local shops and tradesmen have their business inconvienced/possible revenue lost due to scousers
>>67976193
Hope he enjoys all the free stuff.
>>67976320
>over £1000 worth of takeaways sent to his house
Absolute waste
>>67955527
Is Mata coming back to Chelsea and carrying them to another PL title?
I can't word it exactly but it's interesting how sending pizza to someone's house went from something done by the faceless internet (4chan) to something done by real people. That's the future, one homicide 10 pizza to your house.
>>67976423
the pizza to house thing is kinda funny to be honest. but contacting the employer and doing more serious work just to see someone pay isn't that nice
>>67976193>
Just to distract from the Heysel murders.
To a fucking scouse, a Hillsborough tshirt is worse than 39 dead Italians.
>>67976438
>the pizza to house thing is kinda funny
Am I on /b/?
Carvajal is injured and will miss the Euros
Poleaboo feels City don't need to make any transfers
Just gotta keep the players we do have healthy
>>67976492
no this is /sp/
>>67955527
Lewy to PSG true or true?
>>67976534
Oh shit!
>>67955527
Milik, Krycho and Piszczu to Arsenal?
>>67976282
>Micheal_Owen_shat_onto_the_pitch.jpg
>>67955527
Is my wife fucking black guys while I'm at work?
>>67955527
Will I ever attain happiness in life?
>>67976545
Well, thank god for that.
>>67955527
Will Hull and Burnley get relegated again next season?
>>67955527
w-will forest ever return to the p-prem oh magic 8ball
>>67976578
reroll
>>67976534
>>67976539
don't believe its lies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
vote lads
>>67976583
asking again
>>67955527
will xhaka flop?
>>67976589
Rerolls are for faggots.
>>67955527
Is >>67976589 a faggot?
>>67959829
>gf to anon
didn't passed the medicals
>>67976642
i heard it was because of a broken hymen
>>67976666
The FA should really do something about that Chad fella.
>>67955527
Is Juventus gonna buy Aubameyang?
>>67955527
THE BLADES
PROMOTION
???
Is >>67976616 a rude dude?
>>67976678
Poleaboo feels if the hype is real then he will be bought by an EPL club
>>67976747
I chuckled.
>>67976749
fuck off with this third person shit for fuck's sake
>>67976193
Apparently he's been arrested now. Didn't realise it was a crime to wear a shirt with a shitty joke on it.
>>67976795
>dis is justice la'
Griezman spotted in Manchester
it's gerrard's birthday la
>>67976852
>mfw this day last year he lost an FA Cup semi to Aston Villa
>>67976861
I thought his birthday was on the final.
>>67976869
oh yeah woops
>>67976852
>one year ago today stevie la' missed out on his last ever liverpool game being the fa cup final because brenny couldn't beat tactics tim and had this happen in the final minute
>>67976861
That was 19th April 2015.
>>67976852
37?
>>67976795
Scousers should never be let on the internet.
>>67976894
96 - 60 la
>>67976193
>be a cunt for no reason
>get rekt for it
got what he deserved. if i wore a shirt that said 911 was the best thing ever in usa id expect to be beaten up desu. you can think what you like just dont put it on a shirt and wear it
Who can stop us?
Wouldn't even cost much
Ibrah - free, 15m on wages
Stones - 30m, shit season knocked a bunch off his value
Aurier - 10m, PSG want rid after his fuck ups, Mou will mould him into a good lad
Carvalho - 35m
=90m for 4 WC players is a sweet as fuck deal
>>67955527
Will i ever get a job
>>67955527
Will Wilder lead >us out of this shit League next season?
>>67976907
I agree that he's a cunt, but they went too far.
>>67976909
bait
>>67976909
Rooney would not play with Ibra unless he's a central midfielder.
>>67958863
my dog had both of his eyes plopped out because a bigger dog grabbed it a bit too rough by the neck, he was actually pretty cute until he got run over ;_;
>>67976907
Its not the point.
These Scouser Justice Warriors going all out after some knobhead with a shirt.
It probably cost a fortune to have /b/ raid tier shit sent to his house.
Dumb scousers.
How do you plan to celebrate when we win the Euros this summer lads?
>>67976852
how's he doing in LA? Funny how insignificant average players become when they leave the PL
>>67976952
well how else are you gonna show its not acceptable other than make such an example of him that everyone sees it and thinks fuck i better not talk shit about hillsborough. its harsh but he was asking for it.
How relieved were you when Liverpool lost to Sevilla
I couldn't then laugh, I was just like phewwwwww
>>67976969
ikr, summer /sp/ would have been unbearable had those cunts won it and got CL football
>>67976963
he doesnt try, same with cole and lampard. theyre all shit and the fans want them to fuck off. poor lamps gets bood all the time
>>67976969
the TLF posting would have broken the board. we got off lucky
>>67976193
This is part of scouse tradition
If someone pisses you off, you order a skip to their house. It's pay on collection for skips most of the time so you're fucked
>>67976979
like it or not we need the scousers. this place is way more dead now theyre shit. when they were decent there was 10 threads a day but ABLs shitposted them off to /int/ and now its dead here
>>67976979
Yeah I live and work in Liverpool
It would've been horrible
>>67977002
trans has been fine so far
its better than a bunch of scousers spamming THAT LIVERPOOL FEEL posting deluded lineups every day
>>67976967
Well gee golly gosh mister, I sure hope none of those scouse ingrates on twitter ever find /sp/.
You think 1 t-shirt is worth the expense and hassle for breaking the law for revenge?
The guy got arrested for this: Section 4a of the Public Order Act 1986, on suspicion that with intent he displayed writing which was threatening, abusive, insulting and caused harassment, alarm or distress.
Looking forward to the mass arrests in Liverpool.
>>67977002
Mate it was horrible, even Dutch City bandwagoner is better. Also I can guarantee you none of them were scousers
>>67976958
pledge eternal alliance to her majesty, the Queen of England
>>67976795
>not remembering the 96 is a punishable offense now
>>67977016
>that one mentally disabled Liverpool fan who glorified Ian Huntley
>>67977014
>The guy got arrested for this: Section 4a of the Public Order Act 1986, on suspicion that with intent he displayed writing which was threatening, abusive, insulting and caused harassment, alarm or distress.
but he did this. you just wrote the law right there and he clearly broke it. thats abusive insulting and caused harassment
>>67977027
>that 1 insane Irish bandwagon who only posted anti-Man Utd shit
>>67977028
Yes. And so did all those posters on Twitter who doxxed and threatened him.
>>67977040
yeah but thats the internet. if they policed the internet for that everyone whose been on /b/ would be arrested. and everyone here who wrote some shit joke about niggers or munich or whatever. the internet gets a pass because its just autists trolling autists. its normies fault for going on it
>Poleaboo hasn't been arrested for that Rosy shit
haha
Get fucked
>>96
>>67976951
How does he see?
>>67977088
What was the Rosy shit? I thought he exclusively read month old facebook IMs like the beta he is.
>>67976969
Surprisingly relieved. At this stage I'm even getting tired of klopp, which is a shame
>>67977136
Wrong board, ignore
/brit/ tried stitching him up
sent rape threats to Rosy and claimed Poleaboo was the one behind them and she should contact Aberdeen police
>>67977002
The delusion is exhausting, though. Klopp is god, Klopp is going to take us to the top 4, Klopp just needs to get his own players in, etc, etc, ad nauseum.
Here is Klopp's record for the last 2 seasons.
Team P W D L Pts PPG
Dortmund 49 22 9 18 75 1.53
Liverpool 52 23 17 12 86 1.65
Total 101 45 26 30 161 1.59
1.6ppg is 61 points in a PL season, worse than Brodgers. Notice that Klopp had 52 games with Liverpool....Pool fans like to say he only had half a season.
And who are they going to knock out of the top 4? City? Chelsea? United? Arsenal? Spurs? And what about the Hammers and Southampton? Or even Leicester?
I am happy they are gone. At least the board is enjpyable.
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Gregor Kobel looks set to make his move to Hoffenheim permanent, and sign a contract until 2020.
>>67977133
awful!
>>67977157
klopp needs to sign his own meme klopp babby players like he did in germany. cant really judge a manager until his signings, which is like 90 percent of being a manager
>State of the UK club scene
After seeing this guy on SoccerAM he's fucking everywhere
Expect Celebrity Big Brother next
>>67977185
Doesn't even look like him
>>67977175
good signing
>>67977167
enjoy your free time and money fampai
>>67977175
are hoffenheim super rich or did i make that up
>>67977185
>be PL champions
>bog standard puma template
Bravo.
>>67977167
Why are you sharing this? It's a run of the mill email.
>>67977196
Especially for 150k. Though if he plays in the next season, Grasshoppers get 500k on top.
>>67977185
vardy to corsica when
>>67977193
lel i literally thought it was vardy modelling the new kit until i read that and looked again. he fooled me so hell probs fool a lot of slags
>Wear ISIS flag through London
>No response
>Wear aniti-96 t-shit a pub
>Sacked from job, 1000s of abusive messages and takeaways delivered, arrested
Fuck this country
>>67955527
Am I going to be a billionaire before I turn 35?
>>67955527
gibs gf pls
>>67977235
>Being surprised London is a paki/black hellhole
Wew la
>>67977193
Yeah, chin isn't pointy enough.
>>67977236
Reroll
>>67977235
because nobody is arsed enough to care about isis. scousers really care.
Big Macca reckons FSG are selling up soon. He's right about 50% of the time so there may be some filthy arab money coming our way la
>Marcus Rashford signs new contract at Manchester United until 2020 with option of a further year
GIVE RASH THE CASH
>>67977255
Damn, I reroll this shit
>>67977242
London is the only worthwhile city in the uk though
>>67977260
Kek this guy is never right. he was years ago but now hes just a guesser living off the stuff he used to post. when was he last right about someone we signed before anyone else knew?
>>67977269
did mouyes sanction this
surprising desu
borthwick-jackson also signed a new contract, so mouyes must have sanctioned that as well
>>67977272
just accept it mate
>>67977275
Only if you're a millionaire. Otherwise it is an utter shithole.
IndyKalia is for real the best ITK account
>>67977275
arsene pls
>tfw just want to live in a barn conversion in a sleepy English village
>>67977269
>sign a new deal
>never play again
>>67977278
He called that we would try and sign Teixeria in January before anyone else I remember. I guess he wasn't wrong in that regard, but yeah, take it with a grain of salt.
>>67977275
Edinburgh doe
>>67977260
what does Paul McCartney know about the inner workings of Liverpool FC
>>67977301
living the dream
>>67977316
hes part of the scouse mafia la
>>67977290
i stay at a friends place in brixton when I go there and honestly london life is alright. too bad the city is too big and some stuff is pretty expensive. but the nightlife and the cultural/artistic scene is nice
>>67977269
Sunderland player in 3 years. Screencap this post.
C Ronaldo in shock move back to Lisbon confirmed.
>zidane in everton talks
wew
>>67977330
are you white? if not a white french guy in brixton is risking it lad its a shithole full of gangs
>>67977301
>never play again
lolwut?
>>67977269
had never heard of him before February. He really grabbed that opportunity
>>67977343
yea I'm white. never had any problems, except some guy that was getting a little bit too pushy because he wanted to give me his mixtape
>>67977330
>brixton
> cultural/artistic scene
Jesus.
good banter from portugal in the haka thread lads worth a look
>>67977350
>some guy that was getting a little bit too pushy because he wanted to give me his mixtape
kek, fucking niggers
>>67977351
no I'm talking about the whole city for the scene thing
>>67977350
KEK
>>67977363
Ah right.
>>67977354
not worth the trouble tbH
Han solo dies. lol.
>>67977386
did you get the DVD for your birthday?
>>67977386
>Watching interracial propaganda
Cucklol
>>67977397
>>67977358
go away /pol/ you're the furries of the modern era
Poleaboos sister if getting something from KFC
I would like something too but it's too many calories
Having mummy make make me a microwaveable pizza instead
>>67977405
I thought furries were the furries of modern era.
>>67977405
Can smell your paki stench from here you vermin.
>>67977397
>Cucklol
>come home
>all these (You)s
t-thanks
Benatia very likely to be sold.
>>67977155
Fucking hell, /brit/ is so mean.
>>67977185
"club"
>>67977330
Nice. Go to Fabric for me.
>>67977409
Stop this shit gimmick now.
>>67977405
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
>>67977409
it's actually incredibly pathetic that you've been doing this for years
>>67977415
i thought bronies were the furries of the modern era.
are furries still a thing?
i blame weebs for both of these desu they fall under the weeb and cosplay banner
>>67977420
>Can smell your paki stench from here you vermin.
>>67977434
I haven't been doing anything other than "living"
>/brit/ fedora meme getting posted now that poleaboo has entered the thread
It's almost like he's behind it!
>>67977435
Furries and bronies were caused by western cartoon. Not that Tezuka didn't try, back in his day, but the japs and the weebs have no blame for furries and bronies.
And yeah, there are still furries, /trash/ is filled with them.
>>67977445
His post still apply desu.
>tfw /brit/ is finally returning to /trans/
based, absolutely based
>>67977454
>His post still apply desu.
fair enough
I'll go out with a bang next year if all goes to plan
>>67977461
Didn't like Leicester's domination and I thought /epl/ was dead/non-existent at times
Tsuman will play in manu again next season
Gf just sent me this lads.
>>67977450
for non-/brit/goers, who is poleaboo and why is he relevant?
>>67977488
What is that bridge in the background called?
>>67977499
Bridgey McBridgeface haha lol
>>67977405
ahmed pls
>>67977488
when did claire become obese?
>>67977499
looks like Brooklyn Bridge
>>67977496
Iirc he's a City fan, a proper loser, used to stalk a girl, and he had a blog where he wrote his life.
Something something, people found his blog, shit happened, but he's still here.
>>67977488
potential gf is sending you this lad
>>67977496
You better not be the dutch Man City bandwagoner, you stole my original gimmick, fucking cunt
>>67977488
Good lord she is fat
>>67977510
but it is really him posting right now or is it someone pretending
>>67977488
she's fat la
>>67977510
>loser
debatable
>stalker
no
>something
got stitched up and arrested twice, on bail now
solicitor is telling me to plead guilty but I'm not going to bend my knee again to this corruption
>>67977496
He's been posting on /int/, /sp/ and /r9k/ for years. It's hard to sum up since his life has gotten worse every year but
>Typical shy autist in uni
>Goes off the deep end and obsesses over his polish flatmate
>Ends up recording her taking a shower and a poo
>She finds out and takes him to court
>Life ruined, kicked out of Uni, becomes a benefit thief
>With all this spare time instead of trying to move on he learns how to phish
>Steals money from old Uni friends pen pals and has access to the polish girls facebook
>Decides he's a tranny and demands /brit/ calls him Monica
>Looks set on doing a shooting at the end of the year
>>67977527
>debatable
>>67977524
>Chong babby cock cant handle THICC womyn
Why am i not surprised?
>>67977517
>Those arms
Lord help us
>>67977533
>kicked out of Uni
suspended pending the trial
>>67977488
Too much.
>>67977540
Do not bully.
>>67977461
feels good.
>>67977553
which is atleast 80 percent chance of a loss
Me on the left
>>67977545
This pic is better
reminder that all those fat women on instagram get all their income from being sex workers
if they have their email in their instagram bio it's not for modeling ;)
M8...going to kill myself.
Unless
>>67955527
Will Harry Maguire, Squinny and Jags make glorious return back to beautiful downtown bramall lane?
fucking Iskra would be very annoying with her constantly begging you to compliment her "tiger stripes"
>>67977611
>Actually reading what she posts
Gay
>>67977088
anyone got the link and password to poleaboos blog?
hamsik to united
ITS WIMBLEDON TIME
>>67977598
>>67977598
>>67977598
>>67977598
>>67977582
No, look at those upper arms. It's an obvious male.
>>67977634
DONT CARE M8
>>67977541
Enjoy your thick feminist woman while I am having my slim asian cutie who is willing to make me a sandwich anytime I want
>>67977634
Really hope Plymouth takes this one. Muh against modern football give me a break
>>67977624
there is no password
poleaboo.wordpress.com
literally the first result in google
>>67977617
Sometimes it happens accidentally.
>>67977627
lol
>>67977649
this
>>67977648
jelly desu
>>67977637
ofc its male, what did you think boipussy referred to?
any updates on the bf to me situation?
>>67977426
He deserves it desu
Absolute cunt
>>67976967
>well how else are you gonna show its not acceptable other than make such an example of him
Call him a cunt and have that be that?
He was asking for people to think he's a nob, he wasn't asking for thousands of pounds worth of shit to be sent to his house and to lose his job.
>>67977650
>the delay in opening the door probably makes him think I’m weird.
>Will tell the doctor about my pissbottles and anxiety tomorrow
I'm not going to read more
>>67977659
I like my boipussy on a feminine slender build, not some 'poo in loo' with popeye biceps thank you very much.
>>67977680
Poleaboo would like to know your email address.
>>67977666
no satan
>>67977668
but he wants to be called a cunt. thats just giving him what he wants. if i went around town shouting i fucked madaline mcann or whatever im clearly looking for people to get mad and call me a dickhead. thats a win win for me. why else would you say or wear something edgy if not to get that reaction
>>67977680
Are you the Dutch/Algerian City bandwagoner?
>>67977707
the easiest way to check is to look at the front page of /sp/ and see if there are any pathetic attempts at 'bluemoon' generals or general hate against man utd
why did you think a 3rd person gimmick was more preferable to a name/trip
>>67977707
No.
>>67977696
Who?
>>67977726
Poleaboo isn't supposed to be using the internet, the third person gimmick makes it harder for the pigs to pin him down
Will United fans warm to Mourinho or will it be another failure like >moyes and Laal?
If he doesn't start off well I dread to think what the reaction will be.
>>67977796
They warmed to him the day he was first linked
>>67977796
Never doubt Mourinho ability to build a cult, if he was american or born 2000 years ago he would have founded a religion or two.
>>67977753
he's probably on the internet at home isn't he, why would it be hard for the cops?
>>67976193
ABL cunt deserves it to be honest
>Ronaldo will miss Portugal's friendly with England
>All those people who got a ticket just to see TSSUUU-man
>>67977796
He had Chelsea fans thinking he done genius business flogging KDB and Lukaku. No reason it will be any different at United.
>>67977812
this.
t.chelsea fan who fell for the meme
united fans love a cult too. they bought into the cult of van laal being a genius hook line and sinker
>>67977840
they deserve it 2bh
>>67977814
They're not going to request 4chan or his ISP hand over data for something this minor
>>67977855
how long will your sentance be and will you get put in some kind of register?
>>67977582
Post posterior
>>67977865
>how long will your sentance be
WORST case scenario, 5 year and a hefty fine but I don't feel I have done anythign wrong
>and will you get put in some kind of register?
Not the sex offenders as it isn't a sexual offence ("stalking" involving threats to kill, not rape)
>>67977517
>>67977582
jesus christ
>>67977919
this is the future you chose
>>67977929
i didn't know, i swear
What did he mean by this?
>>67977919
I have a couple of new dresses but need to get the house to myself before I can put them on and take some pics
7-1
>>67977977
Seriously mate just top yourself
>>67977977
if you wanna be a good trap senpai you gotta lose some weight go anorexic or something youre built like a fridge
>>67977977
admit it you can't even do that up
>>67978009
Yeah, I know
I'm trying to lose weight but it's gonna be a long hard road
I'm 5'10 and just over 12 stone
>>67978022
m8 this lifestyle is nothing for you.
>>67977977
>spiderman bed covers
Somehow makes this all the more hilarious
>>67977977
show your face you pussy
>>67978022
well atleast you have the manlet thing going for you
>>67977975
"alri"
>>67978031
Oh my god I didn't even notice that.
>>67978029
>lifestyle
more like sickness
>>67977977
This is what your average capeshit fan looks like.
>>67977977
You realise /trans/ is an acronym for transfers, mainly football transfers?
Some make a new /trans/ thread on /lbgt/.
>>67978022
>177cm
>76kg
you'll never make it as trap
not even as a male
>>67977977
I just hope my son will never have your kind of mental problems.
>>67978029
>>67978038
>>67978020
I have this mental image of this court of crossdressers judging him and it's hilarious.
>>67978047
They're just bedsheets, they're meaningless
I don't like live-action superhero films though I read comics weekly
>>67978037
Eventually
Need to learn makeup first
>Being a trap is considered a lifestyle now
>Not a mental illness
>>67978066
id rather talk to a stalker trap than an irish man u fan to be fair
>>67978075
I can lose weight, it'll just take time
>>67977977
I should have voted UKIP.
>>67978096
if it was a mental illness he would get off in court for the stalker thing
>>67978105
Hey, you get all sorts on /sp/.
I don't even know this guy.
Glorious day out lads, absolut blootiful.
I am down in Cork, going to the Ireland v Belaruse game tomorrow.
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME BOY
>>67978124
hes english senpai ukip would love him if you hate traps vote conservative
>>67978020
Fuck, I didn't notice that
>“Yes, it was my decision,” he says. “After Guardiola said he was coming to England it was my decision because all the media was talking about Guardiola here, Guardiola in Arsenal, Guardiola in Manchester United. It was not fair for all managers – when everyone knew he was coming here.”
what a hero
>>67978153
post toes
>>67977517
>>67977977
>>67977582
what the fuck is going on here
I leave for two hours ffs
>>67978147
It's not very nice today desu, bit windy and not any sun
>>67978227
its sunny up north senpai
>>67978222
/trans/ has always loved brown boys.
>>67978241
>living up north
>>67978255
post crotch
>>67978245
There is a difference between mediterranean/sudaca types and pakis
>>67978268
>existing down south
>>67978255
that's not toes :(
>>67978245
as one of /sp/'s lead memers and outstanding poster in general I can tell you this is going to change
get out of my /trans/ you transgenerates
rrrrreeee
>>67978335
>>67978335
>>67978335
End this degeneracy, new thread
>>67977650
i remember reading it occasionally and for a month or so it was accessible by password only
>>67955527
Milan to chink multi - billionaire pls
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