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Leah Edition
>0 (zeo) CL wins
>>67940929
Arsenal is a shitty team.
First for
>la docema
>>67940964
Is that Portuguese left back from L'Orient any good?
>>67940981
Why are people so buttblasted at Curry being good at 3's
>>67941040
He's our best left back after Coentrão.
Take that as you will. Just watch him play in the Euros and judge for yourself.
>last thread died with less than 400 posts
WENGER OUT
great edition
>>67941040
he's going to Dortmund anyway
Guardiola, Mourinho, Conte, etc... will all kill each other off. All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries, and the title is ours lads. All these plastic teams trying to get meme managers while we have Wenger’s managerial record, featuring two Doubles, with six FA Cups in all and three league titles
>>67942074
If he doesn't sign a good striker we ain't winning shit
>>67942690
>canadian
>arsenal fan
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
>>67941294
>Arse is slowly dying
Feels good lad
>>67942959
delusion
>>67942959
>Arse
>Dying
Not as long as me and some Brit are here
>Arsenal thread
>not one British poster
you can't make this shit up
jeff when??
>>67943141
Because this thread has been alive from 4am-6am in bongland.
>>67942074
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/arsenal-have-suffered-889-injuries-since-august-2002-over-300-more-than-liverpool-9767509.html
>Arsenal have had 100 more injuries than Manchester United who is next on the list at 791 injuries in 12 years
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
You're a funny guy.
>>67942959
The season is over and the transfer window isn't quite open yet, so /arse/ will be slow. We've gone through slow periods like this before.
>tfw klopp buys ox and makes him good
>>67944033
literally impossible
Just got my LA Rams season tickets lads
>post yfw wenger signs a 5 year contract extension
>>67945053
(:-D)
I wonder how Ozil feels knowing Madrid have now won 2 CLs since he left.
Throwback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dqcqlLPrKI
Prime Blootshavin or Alexis?
>>67945609
Holy fuck that defense was horrible
So now that we have realised xhaka is shit how long before Wenger realises the same. I can't imagine him benching coquelin who can do his long ball shit as well as run, tackle and dribble
And coquelin doesn't even get in the team, Ramsey and Flamini in midfield again lads
>>67945859
He just signed for the team and you're already putting him down huh ?
>>67945874
its just trolls from yesterday they do it for you(s)
trust me i know
>>67945887
Takes one to know one. But this time we should heed Jewmaican's words.
>>67945815
Even Sagna made defensive errors that lead to goals
>Gibbs #40
how do i get leah gf
>Simeone says he's questioning his future at Atleti
Wonga will get insecure and ask for a new contract
>>67946244
message a bunch of women on dating websites and wait until someone reply
talk to them for a couple weeks then ask to meet them
ignore all the ugly women who send you messages thinking you'd date them because you're neet
eventually a solid 9 will reply to you because you're attractive and in good shape even though your profile says you're in your 20s and still "student"
>>67946256
He doesn't need to ask the board always have one ready for him to sign
>>67946256
Does he speak anything else than Spanish?
>>67946672
probably Italian
>>67946672
Pochettino couldny speak Spanish
Someone would bring back defence to arsenal. His first move would be to sell bellerin
>>67946702
>>67946802
So we just sign Bonucci, Godin, Candreva and Bernadeschi, oh and some striker.
Bellerin can stay as a substitute winger unless Barca make a mad bid.
where are the roomuhs?
>>67947320
wenger has decided that after he gives flamini and sanogo contract extensions that will be enough business for one window
Leroy Sané is a done deal, according to Sportbild.
Not a genuine striker, but still a great signing, congrats.
>>67947640
Look mum I'm lying on the internet
>>67947403
Sounds about right if we are being honest
>>67947320
Sounds like the rest of our deals will only be done after the Euros. Xhaka just happened early because it suited the player.
>>67947640
Every Schalke Bundesliga game that I watched this year, he was shit. I would rather have Kruse or even Kießling
>>67947320
Wenger has decided to hodr for the rest of the summer after xhaka flopped
>>67948888
hold the door?
>>67948940
I meant to write hide
>>67947640
fake and gay
https://twitter.com/chrismccrory18/status/736890841655087104
haven't laughed this much in a long time
wenger wants one of morata, higuain or vardy according to lelquipe
you now remember yaya sanogo
>>67948994
>You will never make Big Sam dance to your mating song
>>67948994
>tfw you will never party with Big Sam
For a old white man it isn't bad
hurry up and get it done, granit, i'm bored
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36408269
Soon
>>67948994
fuckers still chewing gum
>>67950206
>wanting one season wonder Vardy
Arsenal don't even play a system that Vardy would work under
>>67953290
Vardy would work under any system
He is fucking fast and is a lethal finisher
>>67951841
No more memedesliga players please, especially ones from a meme nation like Switzerland
Bellerin is playing for Spain today lads
>>67955149
hope he gets a long term injury
Hope you are watching Chambers tear up the u21s in a bit
He was amazing the other day
>>67955419
I heard he got subbed off because he wasn't that good
>>67945859
>Wenger caring about whether a player is shit or not in regards to playing him
This your 1st rodeo son
>>67955444
Lies from the ABCs and Wengers inner circle
Anyone got any ISIS connections?
Can we get them to blow up the stadium Wenger will be working at at the Euros?
>>67953367
why?
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Mexico and Olympiakos striker Alan Pulido has been kidnapped
sign him up wenga
Remember that time it was the end of the window and Arsene didn't tell us welbeck needed surgery
And went on holiday to France instead of looking for a player
>>67957219
Remember the summer where we bid 40 million and 1 pound for a player? Remember when we sign ONE player on the last day of the window all summer?
>>67957219
Reminds me of the time when Wilshere got injured just before the season started and Wenger said he'd only be out for a month
>>67957219
Remember when we went into a season straight after the World Cup with:
Giroud as the only senior CF and Sanogo as the only youth
Arteta and Flamini the only DMs,
1 senior RB who had just joined
2 senior CBs who teams both reached the QFs of the WC
Worse than signing 1 player desu
Del Bosque: "We have two days to give the list of 23. From what the doctors tell us [on Carvajal], Bellerín stays in the squad."
Gucci Cal starting RB at the start of the season lads
Might start supporting Millwall when Wenger signs his new contract.
Seems fun
Looking forward to Pique unironically putting a Barcelona shirt on Bellerin desu
>>67960294
watching him pretending like he didnt like it will be fun, damn that shit was embarrassing and disrespectful
>Ox to Liverpool
>tfw he realises his potential under Klopp and hates the Arsenal fanbase for shitting on him for years
Aubameyang missed a friendly yesterday and according to the manager it was because he is in the process of moving clubs, where he's going?
Poor Dortmund though, losing Hummels, Gundogan and Aubameyang in 1 window, thats spine of the team
>>67961772
I thought the only place he was moving was Real Madrid.
Apparently they're in talks with Lewandowski though.
>>67961858
they aren't, he's not leaving Buyern
>>67961772
Watzke said it's bullshit
>>67940929
carla >>>>>>>>>>>> leah
anyone who disagrees is a blind or dumb
Slovenian reporter: Which players from Bayer do you expect to leave Germany this summer?
>Kampl: There's a lot of good players, I know Arsenal and Chelsea have been watching our defence very close.
We are going to sign some shity bundesliga player aren't we
>>67961952
calum > both
>>67961624
The Arsenal fanbase hardly shits on him though.
We're a minority.
>>67961969
>Mertesackofshiter
what could possibly go wrong
>>67961969
Howedes is based, get him and ditch Slowesacker asap
>>67961969
question is which one? I'm thinking it's Papadopoulos
wouldn't mind Kampl either desu
>>67962121
The thing is Kampl likes to shoot from outside the area. When was the last time Arsenal scored from that distance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IVtTdpf31w
Hi lads. Been a while
>>67962237
POO
>>67962192
Flamini against Tottenham?
he'd be a nice add to the midfield regardless
>>67962192
Elneny
He's shit but at least he likes a poke
>>67962333
u r muslim Achmed xDD lol nice memes
>>67961969
>We are going to sign some shity bundesliga player aren't we
we already did mate
PEA or Lacazette would be ideal strikers to add to Arsenal because they both give the team a completely different look that the team has with Jiroo up front.
I actually think that Jiroo is very solid striker yeah he's not fast but his hold up play is really solid and he's a very durable single striker which considering Arsenal's issues with injuries is a very good thing.
He's also remarkably decent a helping defend set pieces even though that's not really what he's there for.
But having someone who can leap on Ozil through balls and really punish teams on the counter is something Arsenal really need especially for CL matches because unlike the PL where everyone other than City just plays defense vs Arsenal there are some really solid and aggressive CL squads that always nuke the squad.
In theory Walcott could've been that player but he's been mediocre since coming back and honestly I've never been that impressed with his ability to create when running at the goal. Sure he has pace and a decent first touch but he has like zero finishing when trying a solo run.
>>67963063
we already have walcott
>>67962333
IN LOO>>67962237
It's mad because looking back at it, Theo actually had a fucking brilliant start to the season.
What the fuck happened?
>>67963192
Purple patch
>>67963102
Are you able to read the final sentence? Walcott could've been that player but he seems like he's going to wash out of the elite level
>>67963192
he got injured and then wenger put him back on the wing
>>67963234
>seems like
He's been riding his potential for the best part of a decade. Any chance of him becoming the player he could be has long gone
If only Wenger could see that instead of rising his wages by 50k
>>67940929
>Women's football
What the fuck is the point?
She's really fit though, would give her one
>>67963192
he stop giving a shit
compare how he played the rest of the season to when he played against Man u at home, he kept chasing and seemed to give a shit back then
fuck that guy
>>67963312
Presumably they enjoy playing the game. One might dare the contentious hypothesis that this enjoyment is constitutive of her desire and motivation to play it.
>>67963327
It's mad when you look back and realise he was genuinely working hard in that match. He's never closed people down as much as he did that match in his life.
>>67963378
Football is a man's sport, faggot
>>67963420
I'm sure women can participate in it as well, la.
>>67963486
IT'S A MAN'S SPORT. Football is a game of strength, endurance, skill, spatial awareness, tactics. All these things a man is better at. There is literally no fucking reason for a woman to play football.
I probably wouldn't hate it so much if the BBC and other cunts tried to shove it down our throats at every opportunity. But they do, so I have a loathing for it
>>67964067
>Football is a game of strength, endurance, skill, spatial awareness, tactics. All these things a man is better at.
>There is literally no fucking reason for a woman to play football.
That's a non sequitor.
male """"""""logic"""""""" pmsl
Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season. (Mirror)
WENGER OUT
Based Chambers won a trophy today lads.
Calum IN
Gabriel OUT
>>67961772
That's fucking hilarious that a manager would say that if true. Most likely places would be PSG, Madrid. >We might be in it but unlikely. Juventus is an option but they supposedly are poor?
Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke says reports that striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, is set to leave this summer are nothing more than "total nonsense"
>>67942074
>The big clubs will all fuck up! It will be ours for the taking!
Ah yes, that went so well this season didn't it? Where we only scraped 2nd because of the mighty spuds choke? Very, very impressive.
Welbz is that guy
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
I hope Welbeck's injury forces him to retire
https://youtu.be/E--TjbXnWsI
>>67957219
Remember the time when Arsene signed literally 0 (ZERO) outfield players.
I really hope this is Wenger's last season ffs
Xhaka literally always on instagram liking bare man's pics
>>67967468
another addition to the homo social media obsessed core
wenger out
>tfw love Wenger more than my own dad
>tfw Ramsey is my favorite Arsenal player
>tfw this triggers everyone in this thread
>>67968426
Fuck off danish pastry. I thought you finally left for good.
>>67963390
Wrighty called it one of his best matches
Certainly his best at CF
Shows he does have the ability if he wanted to, unlike players like Ox who are just shit no matter how hard they try
/Ospina In/
>>67968426
Why is Denmark so shit?
>>67968888
Nah, I'm just banned from my regular IP for posting anti-semitic troll posts. I'm visiting my brother right now, so thought I'd stop by.
She's beautiful
Perfect WAG
>>67966052
>implying even Klopp will be interesting enough to work for a team with no european football
If Higuain is leaving he'll go to a team with guaranteed knockout phase CL football
>>67969044
At what, min svenske ven?
>>67969080
Allt, ditt fule fan.
JK <3
Scandinavian nation ftw
>>67969056
Please get banned again.
>>67969112
I quite like it here tbhwylad
>>67969151
You're taking this internet lark a bit too seriously, I reckon.
Cheer up
>>67969256
>implying the policing of AKBs in this thread isn't serious business
denmark out 2bh
>>67969516
>implying I didn't say midway through the season that I wouldn't be opposed to managerial change if Wenger failed to improve upon last season
Easy on the paranoia and self-victimization, mi amor
>Denmark returns
GET OUT AKB SCUM
>>67970476
Sosa, pls. Trip on
>>67970577
>sosa
Wew lad. Wenger convinced me this season that he's incapable of winning the league and that until he leaves we won't be able to truly become great again
>>67970686
Last season was a colossal failure, I agree wholeheartedly, my poutine-eating North American friend
>only 1(one) trophy last season
>It's the community shield
>>67971365
Chambers won 2 la. Toulon Tournament
>>67971365
>>67971701
>conveniently forgetting the magical Emirates Cup win
WOBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Will they ever recover?
>>67972235
>forgetting the Asia Trophy
Fucking AKBs don't even care about silverware
When will they learn?
>>67972631
Too much success to keep track of, la.
An embarrassment of riches
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRANSFER RUMORS REEEEEEE
wenger in
what does wobs stand for la?
>>67973104
(You)
>>67972699
>tfw no more signings
>>67945053
Reminder that 2nd place ensured wegner another 3 seasons.
>>67972699
ospina to besiktas
>>67961969
>>67962082
>>67962121
He said our defence so it's clearly Jonathan Tah but everyone wants him
Campbell to get the respect he deserves when?
>>67975109
hope he gets kidnapped desu
>>67975109
On the bench, he always drops at minute 50-60 or so. He's a good squad player, nothing more than that.
>>67975168
Costa Rica is like the safest country on this side of the planet
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/psgs-serge-aurier-arrested-insulting-police-early-hours-sunday-morning-e1/
Kek, the brits that said Aurier over Bellendo
>>67975443
>arrested for insulting the police
Why would he insult the men that keep our cities safe?
>>67967468
great more faggotsm, why didn't we get kongdogbia?
>>67975443
this dude is so done
i cant feel pity for the morons who actually wanted him and blamed winger for passing him up
>wake up
>no roo muhs
going back to sleep
Anyone else disappointed that they didn't make Margaery do the walk?
Natalie Dormer is hot as fuck
You now remember 'Big Willy' Carvalho
>>67967468
>Arse-nal
kek
>>67976539
CONFIRMED LADS!
>>67942074
K E K
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgknxhRRie8
>you'll never be KSI
why live
>>67976709
>you'll never be KSI
Thank fuck for that.
>>67966052
He's off to PSG, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if a dipper made that up.
>>67976709
JUST
>>67971365
>>67972235
We won the preseason treble last season you fucking idiots.
Never fucking satisfied are you.
>>67976709
>be an immature autist
>film yourself playing FIFA and screaming like an autist
>get a Lamborghini, a penthouse in London, and a record deal
>all from screaming like an autist
Feels bad man.
Zidane when
He's a free agent now
He will enhance our muslim players
Clark Whitney @Mr_Bundesliga 1h1 hour ago
Kicker: Ricardo Rodriguez wants to join Arsenal, who will activate his €25m release clause. Quality player for AFC as Wolfsburg disintigrate
based
>>67977509
>[a player] wants to join Arsenal, who will activate his release clause.
Where did I hear something like that already?
>>67977509
not true
Wenger wouldnt sign him anyway
We have Gibbs and Monreal
If Gibbs was leaving we'd sign some youth player and left Monreal be 1st choice
>>67977509
Swiss Core when
Winger - Shaqiri - Tick
CB - Schar - Tick
CM - Xhala - Tick
LB - Rodriquez - Tick
CF - Drmic (remember him?) - Tick
>>67977521
literally no idea
>>67977525
well tbf we were linked with Tierney and Chilwell but Chilwell seems to have picked Liverpool
>>67977543
>forgetting Stocker
>>67977509
>signings
spend some fuckin' money wenga
>>67977701
He spent 30m+ on literal shit
He shouldn't be allowed to spend
>>67977543
>Drmic (remember him?)
Woah
>Wonga doesn't spend
>/arse/ furious
>Wonga spends
>/arse/ furious
>>67977509
So Gibbs is dead? The english core is dying.
Xhaka, Rodriguez, Koulibaly, Morata?
>>67977838
and a new contract for this la
>>67977838
Did you see any Serie A games this season? I don't know why people rate Koulibaly. He's like a shit version of Koscielny. We should take Morata on loan if other things don't happen to us. Priority should be on Higuain, Benzema, Cavani.
>>67977857
>Higuain, Benzema, Cavani.
Look emmm, too old.
>>67977884
Woooooonga
>>67977804
it's just offseason (You) collecting
>>67977838
Koulibaly link only came from Wilson who a shit
Benatia and Rob Holding seem more legit
>yfw Wenger buys Rodriguez just to make Nacho a back up CB
>>67961952
This. But would smash both.
>>67977543
hnnnnngg
>you know remember wanting khedira
who/Wimbledon/here
>>67979802
Is there a British equivalent to the American Uncle Tom negro?
>>67979843
nah, i don't think we're as obsessed with race as you or them
I hope welbeck recovers fully then gets another acl tear so we never have to see him again
>>67941040
He tore Lyon a new one
Xhaka just posted a picture of himself and Ricardo Rodriguez on instagram
literally happenin
How smart is /arse/?
Realistically, how many signings away is the current Arsenal team from beating the likes of Barcelona/Madrid/Bayern over 2 legs and winning the Champions League?
>>67980585
This Arsenal already beat Bayern, I'd say two, a CB and striker.
>>67977509
its habbening
whats the latest /inthebag/ update lads?
>>67980808
Rodriguez but not Hamez
>>67980708
Arsenal's best players are Real and Barca rejects so that tells you
>>67980585
1 new manager
432nd for ospina is better than szczesny
As much as I love Monreal, Rodriguez is really a no-brainer if he's available desu.
25m is pennies anyway.
>>67981171
this tbqhf (to be quite honest family member)
>>67980585
4: CB, LB, RW/LW and striker
>Giroud 24 goals
>Cavani 25 goals
>people actually want Cuntvani
>>67981459
The people who want players like Cavani, or even Benzema (to a slightly lesser extent) are FIFA Career Mode babbies who believe in le sign all the players maymay.
They also want us to sign Pogba, Reus, Hummels, James, Costa, Mkhitaryan, Gotze, and probably a few others that I'm forgetting.
They only know players for their name not for their actual ability.
>>67981519
>He actually doesn't rank Hamez and Mkhitaryan
Tell me if Arsenal were to sign a winger sho should it be
>>67981519
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT US TO SIGN GREAT PLAYERS!!
>>67981553
Leroy la
>>67981579
he's going to bayern next year
>>67981558
Nothing wrong with that but there's a huge group of people who just want us to spend hundreds of millions on a bunch of big names, which isn't the answer.
>>67981553
>>67981579
Genuine question what happened to Fekir?
Everyone was raving about him a year ago.
>>67981553
Hamez isn't a winger la
>>67981659
Injured but he's pretty good
>>67981678
That's where he played for Colombia in the world cup tho. Him on the left and Cuadrado on the right
>>67977694
underrated post
Friendly reminder that the transfer window isn't actually open yet.
>>67981805
fuck off cunt
we signed one player already, no excuses
Wenga out
>>67981840
It just means Wenger's going to go another transfer window without outfield signings. Literally the only reason >le spray the ball out wide man was signed so early.
>>67981710
But Ozil plays on the left so we'd have to move Hamez to the right and trust me he can't play on the right.
>>67981957
>Özil plays on the left
R u being dumb on purpose
>>67982240
LOL man, who makes these pics? Love em. Love the creativity of this community.
>>67982240
He plays on the left a lot rudebwoi
>>67982300
He drifts to the left occasionally but he just roams through the whole midfield to find space.
>>67982272
Please leave
>>67981519
>person suggests buying 1 player
>AKBs think they means they want to 150m every summer and whine
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjcz7t9uDM
How come Bellerin sounds like he grew up in Hackney?
>>67983189
hanging out with roadman fc blud
>>67982272
Arsenal's twitter hyping up Giroud
no striker confirm
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
#MUFC offer Carrick new contract
>>67983719
LELELELEL
>>67983731
>It's a United get BTFO in the midfield episode
De Gea is a great player but even so how does anyone think he will be solid enough to make the XI under Mou?
https://twitter.com/samuelJayC/status/737376934724833283
why are they booing him? I know he's shit but france don't have many great strikers to choose from
>>67984220
Based Giroud. That cross was amazing though.
>>67984220
They are pretty lucky that Giroud started scoring again just before the euros, he will probably score a whole bunch now
>seeing all the hate Giroud gets makes you want him to do well in the Euros
>tfw if he does well in the Euros we won't sign a striker
>>67984220
They're upset Benzema wasn't called up.
>>67984396
fuck those frog fuckers, its not Giroud's fault Benzema is a piece of shit
>>67984396
From seeing what they say on /sp/, the French don't even like Benzema that much because he never even performs well for France.
I think most probably prefer Gameiro or Lacazette.
>>67984420
Gameiro maybe but Lazacette is a meme player
>>67984444
witnessed
>>67984420
griezgoat #9 or bust
>>67984444
Quads emphatically confirm
Any update on the Giroud to permabench situation? Obama when?
>>67985165
Giroud isn't arsenals problem. He scored over 20 goals again. Meanwhile our midfield scored like 7 all season
>girooo out!!!
>>67985303
Defenders score even less, Nacho Out
Higwayne when?
>>67986429
Seriously though. Nacho OUT
>>67986543
wtf
best player in the backline out?
>>67986589
Yes. Rodriguez in.
>>67986609
why not gibbs out? monreal is good.
/arse/ out.
>>67986624
bit gay m8
when will arse buy an actually good striker? Aguero is gonna rip up th league with the support he'll get next year
>>67986609
>its another bundesliga flop episode
seriously though Monreal at the least is gr8 LB/CB depth if this Rodriguez is better
He has been outstanding
>>67986663
The only things he'll probably rip up is his tendons and maybe his hamstrings.
is it just me or can Arsene only sign players when there is no competition for them at all?
Monreal, Gabbs, Cazorla, Lenny have all been low profile
No one even knew Ozil was available
only Lelrpool was after Alexis
whenever the club is linked with a player with multiple top suitors ala Vidal. they never come. i don't think Arsene is able to bring anyone in when theres another offer on the table
>>67986773
Were we ever really in for Vidal? By that reasoning you could say City were after Xhaka and PSG were after Cech.
>>67986799
xhaka prob realized he woudlnt get any playtime at city, and cech already was been had settled in london. Kinda a no brainer.
Cech out
>>67984220
>france booing their only white player
sounds about right
>>67986942
he wouldn't get to play CM over a well past it Toure and Fernando/Fernandinho?
>>67986799
iirc the leads were a bit more solid for Vidal
@FabrizioRomano
West Ham in talks with AC Milan for Carlos #Bacca: €20M have been offered; Milan is going to ask more. #transfers (via @DiMarzio)
wenga out when
>>67987193
Pay £25m for him and we win the league next season
>>67987193
he's not even that good desu. would honestly rather morata
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
Well then I guess we're finishing 4th, lads
>tfw don't believe transfer rumours at all unless they're on BBC/Sky
>tfw barely get excited until they're on arsenal.com
anyone else the same?
>>67987830
Same, but I never get excited 2bh. Only news that would excite me is Wenger declaring he's leaving at the end of his current contract.
>>67987830
Only stupid sexy geerood excites me
cheeky bid for nolito y/n?
>BILD: Arsenal & Chelsea are the reported Premier League sides interested in Mkhitaryan. #BVB #AFC #CFC
>>67988612
loan Gnabry, Sell Walflop and Gibbs
Sign Rodriguez, Mikhi and a replacement for Welcrock
>>67988612
>BILD
trade welbeck + 10m for sturridge y/n?
>>67946256
How much blow does Simon do before every game?
>>67988983
Irrelevant they'll both sit in the pysio room. Why waste 10m for that? Besides, welbeck has had some great moments for the club already I say keep him just for those
>>67988983
Of course. Would never happen though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mODflPtQPmk
Barkley is actually kinda good 2bh
>>67990264
He is talented but extremely wasteful, takes a lot of wayward shots
>>67990264
Very inconsistent, very wasteful and has worse decision making than Ramshit.
Who are the signings lads
>>67988983
100% yes
>>67990264
Don't need another #10 especially an English one which makes him cost another +£10 million extra
>>67990701
Rodriguez is pretty much confirmed at this point laddy
>>67990881
Ricardo or James?
>>67991720
Ricardo, but I want both
After watching these vids (club and country)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcWkcdf8baE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcWkcdf8baE
of Rodriguez I can say:
- He has good technique on the ball
- We would score more goals with him in the team
- He is basically a midfielder playing LB, like Marcelo
- We would get smashed down the left side by any pressing team
- We would get smashed if we played him and Bellerin together
Looks nice but I'm not sure he's much of a defender at all, would love to be proven wrong.
>>67993163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcWkcdf8baE
is the club video. both vids are a bit old though so he may have improved defensively
Rodríguez IN
Charles Next
Chilean core is around the corner
>>67993163
>not wanting to go all out and win every match 6-4
>>67993163
I watched the Swiss/Belgian match the other day and kept an eye on him and Xhaka. I noticed that Rodriguez would get really far up the pitch on almost every single attack. I'm not sure how this could work if we have Bellerin on the right and still run Mertesacker out as well.
Mkhitaryan ----->(the bag)
Sturridge in the bag lads
>>67940929
Who is this ball handler?
>tfw bellerin called into Spain squad
>>67997483
For what purpose
>>67998499
goals probably
>>67986942
Isnt a meme ball sprayer the type of guy poop likes?
Emanuele Giulianelli (@EmaGiulianell)
>Arsenal asked Atletico Madrid to be allowed to make a bid for Carrasco. Atletico available to listen. About €20/25mln.
>>67999136
>we didn't sign him and Martial back in 2014
WENGER OUT
>>67999136
This is the trash rumor I look for
>>67999136
how would the team line up?
------------------Giroud
Carrasco------Özil-------Alexis
---------Ramsey---Xhaka
>>67999241
Like that
>>67999241
fugggg, that team is so spicy
>>67999136
that's a terrible source fyi
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-rescue-calum-chambers-arsenal-8084828
>Nightmare
ffs. Southampton wouldn't even be a good destination unless they sell Van Dijk
>>67999241
Jara when?
>>67999241
all that line up needs is a striker
Carla BLACKED when?
>>67999672
I'm sure it happens on a regular basis
>>67999682
yeah but i can't get off to thoughts of her being stuffed with a BBC, i need pictures or video
cuckchan ITT
>>67999241
>ramsey
yfw Arsenal wins da transfer cup
>>67999995
So close to the get
There will never be this much banter at Arsenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iok5PJ5rLFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQEvQ83sTzI
>http://www.arsenalreport.com/posts/the-fabregas-transfer-saga-timeline-how-barca-got-what-they-wanted
Reading this made me want to kill myself and lose all the confidence I had of us keeping Bellers.
>>67990264
He's a typical English footballer who's made up for his lack of actual ability or brain with his physical traits. But he occasionally scores a screamer that looks good on MOTD so people still think he has a future.
Is this the end of the British core?
>Walcott
>Gibbs
>Ox
>Jenkinson
>>68000581
>Prepare to be annoyed
This gon' be good.
>>68000581
m-muh mes que un club
>wake up
>no new roo muhs
>>68000581
>Joan Ferrando (Cesc Fabregas’ personal trainer and fellow Catalan) has told Fabregas that if he comes to Barcelona, his injury problems would stop
WELP.
>>68001039
Stop that.
>>68001039
Really hope Catalonia gets bombed tbqh.
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Roma have signed Stuttgart defender Antonio Rudiger for £6.9m
>>68000581
And people wanted Wenger to sign him back, fuck that cunt.
>>68001436
Manolas then?
>>68001436
We're signing the beast, breh
>>68001436
they got the transfer rights. He is rumored to move away from Rome. They just took the opportunity to make money out of it
Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball 9m
Daley Blind and Juan Mata are set to be victims of Jose Mourinho's arrival at Man Utd
Mata when
>>68001130
Why are you posting this picture like Spurs did a good thing here.
This is like a textbook example of why le sign all the players maymay doesn't work.
Like yeah our window wasn't any good either but fucking hell that Spurs window was an absolute trainwreck.
>>68002090
everton is his level
>it's a people replying to him episode
>Xhaka changing his number to 29
Can't Coq see that not getting 34 is killing Xhaka?
>>67964249
There's no reason for women to play football mate
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS
>>68002556
Xhaka's number 16.
WAT
is Xhaka retarded?
He must've panicked when realising he couldn't have 34 and now have forced some significance into another number
>The number has special significance for him as it is the reverse of his year of birth - 92.
>>68002649
Oh great, not only is he shit, he's autistic too.
I can totally see Xhaka forcing a change to 34 come the start of the season, haha.
That's dumb af
Inb4 Ramsey changes his number back to 16
Emmm look. Number 16
booked for top top quality striker.
>autistic wet fuckboi
He fits in just great with Ramsey!
maybe new siging wanted it and Xhaka didn't mind ?
Arsenal twitter is funny
>>68002752
number 9's available lad and obama won't go anywhere but halal
>walcott in charge of ever playing in an international tournament
only one I feel bad for is gibbs
>ramshit
JUST
>>68003194
selling this cunt for £3m to barca when
>>68003194
what the fuck....new fucking nasri
Get ready for a bunch of salty fucks crying over Wilsh being selected over Danny Memewater, /arse/.
>>68003298
He would've been stupid not to fucking pick Jack. He's the only one in that team aside Vardy that when the chips are down he doesn't give up and pushes forward, rest are fucking divas.
>>68003298
>140 minutes the entire season
>over a title winner
The least he could have done is drop one of the 5 strikers for him
>>68003194
why
>>68003421
it's the hair of a man ready to flop at City
>>68003421
Probably wants to stand out at the Euros.
>>68003331
One of them has spent most of the time in his own half defending and the other was attacking. Who would you choose?
>>68003588
the one that lost 3/38 games
>>68003659
yes because he was the only one who played for them right. If he was so good he would have made it in United, not fucking Lester. Just because you like your memes doesn't make the player better than average. England has a lot of better player in his position.
>>67940964
2006 was so close, lehmann ruined everything.
>>68003694
He's had a superb season in top flight football, stop being retarded
>>68003694
You're literally the most retarded person I've ever seen
Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes 48s
BREAKING: According to @kicker, Sebastian Rode has agreed to join @bvb. The clubs are still to agree a fee though.
wenga out
>You now remember Jewmaican
>>68004197
yes he did have. But he as a player is mediocre. There's a reason he's playing for Lester and not United.
>>68004226
Just because he won the league doesn't mean he should be chosen for the NT. You English always over rate your players and then after you are knocked out you wonder how did that happen.
Ask yourself this how many English players could get into the German side. The answer is 1
>>68004274
gimme a break la, trying to play total war warhammer and still keep this thread going by posting the latest transfer news
>>68003194
>Get number 8 shirt
>Literally become Nasri
Can't make this shit up
>>68004299
>There's a reason he's playing for Lester and not United
You keep saying this as if it means anything. You're only as good as recent form, and him and Vardy have just breezed the premier league
Yes our players are overrated, but I'd rather have overrated winners in the squad over literal midtable trash such as Lallana, Henderson and Barkley
>>68004274
>You now remember Skrtl Power
>>67940929
>those inbred eyes
>ramfag
>>68004375
>you now remember CHELSEA OH MY
>>68004581
if only ramshit spent half as much time playing like beckham than trying to look like him
>you now remember Panders
>>68004686
https://www.instagram.com/p/gi3KTtOkry/
>>68004371
And Drinkwater did that then? He was responsible for Leicester winning the league?
He's a water carrier who had a season he'll never reach again spurred on by genuine quality players in Vardy, Mahrez and Kante (who covers for him a lot considering he's so quick).
>>68002097
eriksen for 11.5 mil justifies that entire window
>>68005046
Maybe in his first couple seasons but he hasn't been that great recently desu.
>>68004581
I thought this was a joke, what the fuck is he thinking
>>68001130
>Lamela cost £5million less than Alexis
KEK
>tfw you're always on instagram
>tfw Xhaka is always on instagram
He has like no life
>141 minutes played
Justify Wilshere in the England squad
>>68005763
He's currently fit
>>68005763
England's best player
>>68005751
>tfw Xhaka's social media adviser is always on instagram
>the state of Ramsey's hair
>>68005763
Best England player? 7 match of the match out of 7 games last year?
>>68005819
He's not though. He's been mighty lethargic and ponderous since he came back. It's obvious he's been rushed back for the Euros.
>>68005763
You're a cuck nation who needs an overweight midget & you will take his magical dwarf chode up your ass and you will like it
>>68004677
>the only trip to survive all this time is kill whitey/jewmaican
thank u based god
>>68005763
I don't feel I need to, wilshere has proven himself for england. It might be a gamble on his fitness but he doesn't even have to start.
I'm furious that Drinkwater got dropped though. I have no love for Leicester but he was quality this year and has been quality for England. He should have been playing at the base. As much as I love wilshere he is a better defender, as well as being a competent passer, and fully fit
Look at the other shitters Roy is taking. Hendo, milner. BARKLEY.
And Roy can't even give the excuse that he is a recent addition to England, he called up fucking rashford and all the spurs memes
Consider this. Xhaka is taking 29 the team is signing someone better that wants 16.
>>68006040
Memewater is a Kante/system babby. He's not that good.
Milner's in the form of his life and Barkley at least has the "he offers something different" excuse.
Deffo rather have Drinky than Henderson though.
>>68006040
>>68006083
>Henderson
Annoys me more than anything, why is he an autostart in every fucking match. Completely bog average
>>68006083
He looked good in england's system though, much better than Dier
>>68006076
In terms of images co-opted for meme use, this is by far the most lulzy I've ever seen. Good job.
>>68006154
He looked completely lost against Australia and Turkey. Was way out of his depth.
>>68006152
He worked in brenny's system and looked really good. He had an amazing engine and good technical skills
From what Liverpool fans have told me he hasn't been the same since a pretty bad injury last year that could have ended his career.
>>68006230
Did he play against turkey? I cant recall
He failed to really influence precedings at the left of the diamond against Australia, but none of our midfield, wilshere included, had joy in that system.
When we switched to 433 and he moved to the base we really started to dominate and he was pinging passes.
Dier played at the base vs the turkey and couldnt link play for shit, every ball went to the fullbacks or over the top
How about you cunts explain to me how Jake Wiltshire got into the fucking England team.
That's almost as blasphemous as Carzola getting into the Spain team, or when people thought Ramsay was the best midfielder in the Premier League.
>>68006864
He had a good game against Barca
>>67999933
>Not memearrowing giroud as well
>>68007131
Giroud is world class
>>68006864
We are not happy either m8, he's gonna get injured during the Euros
>>68002577
stop getting so upset desu senpai kun
>>68006864
Scroll up then, you stupid fucking bellend. Jack has proven himself for England. Drinkwater hasn't. You don't experiment with your lineup during a tournament.
lads, you reckon that Rodriguez will be signed before the euros if the rumors are true ? his clause expires at the end of June.
is anyone here gay?
>>68007616
No.
>>68007616
yes obviously
how the fuck do you renew your membership? I get problems every fucking year something is always broken
I click add to basket and the timer starts counting down yet theres apparently nothing in my basket
Just did a really big shit :)
>>68007616
>tfw can't get excited about a LB
even if he's good meh
>>68007819
>giving Arsenal money
Obviously the guy a bit above is baiting, but the amount of people both here, and on other forms of social media (looking at you, Facebook) who still spell it Wilshire or Wiltshire is astounding.
I've genuinely seen more misspellings than I have correct spellings.
One of the most underrated moments in /arse/ history was a few weeks ago when that guy was shitposting about Sturridge, and posted some video about Sturridge growing up in the Birmingham slums, and it showed an old flashback video to a Birmingham carnival from where Sturridge was growing up and Crucial Robbie was there.
That was a moment.
>>68008272
Not sure why you like that moment so much 2bh. It was kinda funny but no one cares.
>>68008272
https://youtu.be/q0SE2cEsIlw
#ProudToBeBlack
>>68008244
The correct spelling is Jack Wheelchair.
>>68008393
His song about coke is funnier
>>68008272
Also was it this vid?
https://youtu.be/I5XXxgK7QpE
>>68008485
yeah
>>68008485
Yeah at around 1:45
What did he mean by this
Ricardo Rodriguez all over my twitter, many sources claiming its already a done deal.
>>68008640
he's going to inter
>>68008646
Fake sources
>>68008640
He has to have some Jamaican in him, don't they speak Spanish in Costa Rica, what kind of name is Joel Campbell
>>68008640
Crucial Robbie reference la. He's one of us.
>>68008681
Most black Costa Ricans are descendants of 19th-century black Jamaican immigrant workers.
>>68008729
No wonder I love Joel
>Walcott, Gibbs, Ox, Welbeck, Chambers, Jenks all staying home
why are we so shit at england lads?
>>68008748
one of us
>>68008784
Calum just won the Toulon Tournament. Can't lump him together with those other shitters
>>68008789
>>68008784
>tfw Wenger wanted a British core because they stay loyal
>tfw they stayed loyal by jewing massive contracts and not performing
He can't win
>>68008784
Welbeck is staying home because he's injured. Him being injured actually has fucked Woy's plans a lot, it's why we've shifted from 4-3-3 to the diamond.
>>68008917
Wilshere is all the core we need. He is the one true English GOAT who will eventually lead us to victory.
He'll have no major injuries next season and prove all the doubters wrong. Then Wenger retires and the new manager makes Jack captain. League is ours shortly after.
>>68008939
yeah I figured welbeck would be one of the first names down if not being injured, given his qualifying record and tendancy to actually show up in big games
for some reason woy has compensated for that by bringing 5 centre forwards
>>68008981
Yeah Welbeck sure showed up in the World Cup
kek
He's fucking shit and there's no way he would have gone over Kane, Vardy or Studge. Maybe Rashford but not Rooney.
>>68009054
he scored in the world cup
>>68009060
wait nvm, could have sworn he did
>>68009060
HE DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE SHIT HE'S FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF
>>68009054
>>68009124
Everyone here thinks he's shit but anyone with a brain knows that Woy loves the guy. He would've gone if he was fit over Rashford most likely.
Does have a decent record for England tbf.
>>68009124
*shot
>>68009054
>>68009124
>lead scorer in european qualifiers
>b-but muh shit teams
KYS
>>68009054
Did you actually watch the World Cup? He and Sterling were England's best players.
He was England's top scorer in the Euro qualifiers and pretty vital to the 4-3-3 formation Roy was using.
Go play Fifa some more and tell us how shoving a bunch of players together magically gives you a top team.
>>68008981
Deep down I imagine he's shitting himself that he's had to shift the formation this late and our efforts with the diamond in the past couple friendlies have looked gash.
Euro 2012 his excuse in the media was that he came in late and penalties. WC2014- I still don't know how he got away with us coming last in our group with 2 goals scored and 1 single fucking point. But he can't possibly get away with that again.
At this point he's just brought everyone he hopes could possibly provide a little bit of magic that somehow saves the team- Kane, Vardy, Rooney, Studge, Rashford, Ali etc.
Honestly, I think Wales might twat us. Bale's a bit more consistent at providing a bit of magic to save his team.
>>68009147
Look forward to it lad.
>>68009209
>I still don't know how he got away with us coming last in our group with 2 goals scored and 1 single fucking point
The "FA only like quiet guys" meme holds true.
What else could it be? Not only were the results poor but truly baffling selections, no Cole, Gerrard over Lampard etc. Funny feeling we'll be saying the exact same things in a months time.
>>68009279
Should have got Big Sam in when we had the chance
>>68009185
Is this some kind of a joke?
>At the end of next season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5nKcN8Vo8Q&feature=youtu.be&t=2m54s
Gibbs to Bournemouth when?
Morata of time lads
wasteman core in desu
>>68010819
Kek. Everyone says Per has the worst fashion sense and now I see why.
No need for morata. Henry is turning Dukie into the GOAT.
>>67999136
if this were actually true i would cum buckets
>>68012089
faggot
>>68012716
no u
Alexis liked photos from this gurl
https://www.instagram.com/gracieshawx/
do we have a new wag?
>>68013345
He's off to Madrid. Ronaldo has been tapping him up.
>>68013345
looks trashy enough
>>68013345
she's probably a furry
>>68013345
She looks like his ex, kek.
Probably didn't forget her.
>>68013345
Ugly desu
I would wag way harder than that if I was a pro player
>>68001130
Eriksen only cost them 11.5 mil
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