Leah Edition
>0 (zeo) CL wins
>>67940929
Arsenal is a shitty team.
First for
>la docema
>>67940964
Is that Portuguese left back from L'Orient any good?
>>67940981
Why are people so buttblasted at Curry being good at 3's
>>67941040
He's our best left back after Coentrão.
Take that as you will. Just watch him play in the Euros and judge for yourself.
>last thread died with less than 400 posts
WENGER OUT
great edition
>>67941040
he's going to Dortmund anyway
Guardiola, Mourinho, Conte, etc... will all kill each other off. All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries, and the title is ours lads. All these plastic teams trying to get meme managers while we have Wenger’s managerial record, featuring two Doubles, with six FA Cups in all and three league titles
>>67942074
If he doesn't sign a good striker we ain't winning shit
>>67942690
>canadian
>arsenal fan
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
>>67941294
>Arse is slowly dying
Feels good lad
>>67942959
delusion
>>67942959
>Arse
>Dying
Not as long as me and some Brit are here
>Arsenal thread
>not one British poster
you can't make this shit up
jeff when??
>>67943141
Because this thread has been alive from 4am-6am in bongland.
>>67942074
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/arsenal-have-suffered-889-injuries-since-august-2002-over-300-more-than-liverpool-9767509.html
>Arsenal have had 100 more injuries than Manchester United who is next on the list at 791 injuries in 12 years
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
You're a funny guy.
>>67942959
The season is over and the transfer window isn't quite open yet, so /arse/ will be slow. We've gone through slow periods like this before.
>tfw klopp buys ox and makes him good
>>67944033
literally impossible
Just got my LA Rams season tickets lads
>post yfw wenger signs a 5 year contract extension
>>67945053
(:-D)
I wonder how Ozil feels knowing Madrid have now won 2 CLs since he left.
Throwback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dqcqlLPrKI
Prime Blootshavin or Alexis?
>>67945609
Holy fuck that defense was horrible
So now that we have realised xhaka is shit how long before Wenger realises the same. I can't imagine him benching coquelin who can do his long ball shit as well as run, tackle and dribble
And coquelin doesn't even get in the team, Ramsey and Flamini in midfield again lads
>>67945859
He just signed for the team and you're already putting him down huh ?
>>67945874
its just trolls from yesterday they do it for you(s)
trust me i know
>>67945887
Takes one to know one. But this time we should heed Jewmaican's words.
>>67945815
Even Sagna made defensive errors that lead to goals
>Gibbs #40
how do i get leah gf
>Simeone says he's questioning his future at Atleti
Wonga will get insecure and ask for a new contract
>>67946244
message a bunch of women on dating websites and wait until someone reply
talk to them for a couple weeks then ask to meet them
ignore all the ugly women who send you messages thinking you'd date them because you're neet
eventually a solid 9 will reply to you because you're attractive and in good shape even though your profile says you're in your 20s and still "student"
>>67946256
He doesn't need to ask the board always have one ready for him to sign
>>67946256
Does he speak anything else than Spanish?
>>67946672
probably Italian
>>67946672
Pochettino couldny speak Spanish
Someone would bring back defence to arsenal. His first move would be to sell bellerin
>>67946702
>>67946802
So we just sign Bonucci, Godin, Candreva and Bernadeschi, oh and some striker.
Bellerin can stay as a substitute winger unless Barca make a mad bid.
where are the roomuhs?
>>67947320
wenger has decided that after he gives flamini and sanogo contract extensions that will be enough business for one window
Leroy Sané is a done deal, according to Sportbild.
Not a genuine striker, but still a great signing, congrats.
>>67947640
Look mum I'm lying on the internet
>>67947403
Sounds about right if we are being honest
>>67947320
Sounds like the rest of our deals will only be done after the Euros. Xhaka just happened early because it suited the player.
>>67947640
Every Schalke Bundesliga game that I watched this year, he was shit. I would rather have Kruse or even Kießling
>>67947320
Wenger has decided to hodr for the rest of the summer after xhaka flopped
>>67948888
hold the door?
>>67948940
I meant to write hide
>>67947640
fake and gay
https://twitter.com/chrismccrory18/status/736890841655087104
haven't laughed this much in a long time
wenger wants one of morata, higuain or vardy according to lelquipe
you now remember yaya sanogo
>>67948994
>You will never make Big Sam dance to your mating song
>>67948994
>tfw you will never party with Big Sam
For a old white man it isn't bad
hurry up and get it done, granit, i'm bored
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36408269
Soon
>>67948994
fuckers still chewing gum
>>67950206
>wanting one season wonder Vardy
Arsenal don't even play a system that Vardy would work under
>>67953290
Vardy would work under any system
He is fucking fast and is a lethal finisher
>>67951841
No more memedesliga players please, especially ones from a meme nation like Switzerland
Bellerin is playing for Spain today lads
>>67955149
hope he gets a long term injury
Hope you are watching Chambers tear up the u21s in a bit
He was amazing the other day
>>67955419
I heard he got subbed off because he wasn't that good
>>67945859
>Wenger caring about whether a player is shit or not in regards to playing him
This your 1st rodeo son
>>67955444
Lies from the ABCs and Wengers inner circle
Anyone got any ISIS connections?
Can we get them to blow up the stadium Wenger will be working at at the Euros?
>>67953367
why?
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Mexico and Olympiakos striker Alan Pulido has been kidnapped
sign him up wenga
Remember that time it was the end of the window and Arsene didn't tell us welbeck needed surgery
And went on holiday to France instead of looking for a player
>>67957219
Remember the summer where we bid 40 million and 1 pound for a player? Remember when we sign ONE player on the last day of the window all summer?
>>67957219
Reminds me of the time when Wilshere got injured just before the season started and Wenger said he'd only be out for a month
>>67957219
Remember when we went into a season straight after the World Cup with:
Giroud as the only senior CF and Sanogo as the only youth
Arteta and Flamini the only DMs,
1 senior RB who had just joined
2 senior CBs who teams both reached the QFs of the WC
Worse than signing 1 player desu
>>67957219
>>67957299
>>67957597
>>67958057
Del Bosque: "We have two days to give the list of 23. From what the doctors tell us [on Carvajal], Bellerín stays in the squad."
Gucci Cal starting RB at the start of the season lads
Might start supporting Millwall when Wenger signs his new contract.
Seems fun
Looking forward to Pique unironically putting a Barcelona shirt on Bellerin desu
>>67960294
watching him pretending like he didnt like it will be fun, damn that shit was embarrassing and disrespectful
>Ox to Liverpool
>tfw he realises his potential under Klopp and hates the Arsenal fanbase for shitting on him for years
Aubameyang missed a friendly yesterday and according to the manager it was because he is in the process of moving clubs, where he's going?
Poor Dortmund though, losing Hummels, Gundogan and Aubameyang in 1 window, thats spine of the team
>>67961772
I thought the only place he was moving was Real Madrid.
Apparently they're in talks with Lewandowski though.
>>67961858
they aren't, he's not leaving Buyern
>>67961772
Watzke said it's bullshit
>>67940929
carla >>>>>>>>>>>> leah
anyone who disagrees is a blind or dumb
Slovenian reporter: Which players from Bayer do you expect to leave Germany this summer?
>Kampl: There's a lot of good players, I know Arsenal and Chelsea have been watching our defence very close.
We are going to sign some shity bundesliga player aren't we
>>67961952
calum > both
>>67961624
The Arsenal fanbase hardly shits on him though.
We're a minority.
>>67961969
>Mertesackofshiter
what could possibly go wrong
>>67961969
Howedes is based, get him and ditch Slowesacker asap
>>67961969
question is which one? I'm thinking it's Papadopoulos
wouldn't mind Kampl either desu
>>67962121
The thing is Kampl likes to shoot from outside the area. When was the last time Arsenal scored from that distance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IVtTdpf31w
Hi lads. Been a while
>>67962237
POO
>>67962192
Flamini against Tottenham?
he'd be a nice add to the midfield regardless
>>67962192
Elneny
He's shit but at least he likes a poke
>>67962333
u r muslim Achmed xDD lol nice memes
>>67961969
>We are going to sign some shity bundesliga player aren't we
we already did mate
PEA or Lacazette would be ideal strikers to add to Arsenal because they both give the team a completely different look that the team has with Jiroo up front.
I actually think that Jiroo is very solid striker yeah he's not fast but his hold up play is really solid and he's a very durable single striker which considering Arsenal's issues with injuries is a very good thing.
He's also remarkably decent a helping defend set pieces even though that's not really what he's there for.
But having someone who can leap on Ozil through balls and really punish teams on the counter is something Arsenal really need especially for CL matches because unlike the PL where everyone other than City just plays defense vs Arsenal there are some really solid and aggressive CL squads that always nuke the squad.
In theory Walcott could've been that player but he's been mediocre since coming back and honestly I've never been that impressed with his ability to create when running at the goal. Sure he has pace and a decent first touch but he has like zero finishing when trying a solo run.
>>67963063
we already have walcott
>>67962333
IN LOO>>67962237
It's mad because looking back at it, Theo actually had a fucking brilliant start to the season.
What the fuck happened?
>>67963192
Purple patch
>>67963102
Are you able to read the final sentence? Walcott could've been that player but he seems like he's going to wash out of the elite level
>>67963192
he got injured and then wenger put him back on the wing
>>67963234
>seems like
He's been riding his potential for the best part of a decade. Any chance of him becoming the player he could be has long gone
If only Wenger could see that instead of rising his wages by 50k
>>67940929
>Women's football
What the fuck is the point?
She's really fit though, would give her one
>>67963192
he stop giving a shit
compare how he played the rest of the season to when he played against Man u at home, he kept chasing and seemed to give a shit back then
fuck that guy
>>67963312
Presumably they enjoy playing the game. One might dare the contentious hypothesis that this enjoyment is constitutive of her desire and motivation to play it.
>>67963327
It's mad when you look back and realise he was genuinely working hard in that match. He's never closed people down as much as he did that match in his life.
>>67963378
Football is a man's sport, faggot
>>67963420
I'm sure women can participate in it as well, la.
>>67963486
IT'S A MAN'S SPORT. Football is a game of strength, endurance, skill, spatial awareness, tactics. All these things a man is better at. There is literally no fucking reason for a woman to play football.
I probably wouldn't hate it so much if the BBC and other cunts tried to shove it down our throats at every opportunity. But they do, so I have a loathing for it
>>67964067
>Football is a game of strength, endurance, skill, spatial awareness, tactics. All these things a man is better at.
>There is literally no fucking reason for a woman to play football.
That's a non sequitor.
male """"""""logic"""""""" pmsl
Striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, is interested in joining Liverpool as he tries to force an exit from Napoli. The Argentine is not deterred by the Reds' failure to qualify for Europe next season. (Mirror)
WENGER OUT
Based Chambers won a trophy today lads.
Calum IN
Gabriel OUT
>>67961772
That's fucking hilarious that a manager would say that if true. Most likely places would be PSG, Madrid. >We might be in it but unlikely. Juventus is an option but they supposedly are poor?
Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke says reports that striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, is set to leave this summer are nothing more than "total nonsense"
>>67942074
>The big clubs will all fuck up! It will be ours for the taking!
Ah yes, that went so well this season didn't it? Where we only scraped 2nd because of the mighty spuds choke? Very, very impressive.
Welbz is that guy
>>67942074
>All Wenger needs to do is avoid injuries
I hope Welbeck's injury forces him to retire
https://youtu.be/E--TjbXnWsI
>>67957219
Remember the time when Arsene signed literally 0 (ZERO) outfield players.
I really hope this is Wenger's last season ffs
Xhaka literally always on instagram liking bare man's pics
>>67967468
another addition to the homo social media obsessed core
wenger out
>tfw love Wenger more than my own dad
>tfw Ramsey is my favorite Arsenal player
>tfw this triggers everyone in this thread
>>67968426
Fuck off danish pastry. I thought you finally left for good.
>>67963390
Wrighty called it one of his best matches
Certainly his best at CF
Shows he does have the ability if he wanted to, unlike players like Ox who are just shit no matter how hard they try
>>67967468
so?
/Ospina In/
>>67968426
Why is Denmark so shit?
>>67968888
Nah, I'm just banned from my regular IP for posting anti-semitic troll posts. I'm visiting my brother right now, so thought I'd stop by.
She's beautiful
Perfect WAG
>>67966052
>implying even Klopp will be interesting enough to work for a team with no european football
If Higuain is leaving he'll go to a team with guaranteed knockout phase CL football
>>67969044
At what, min svenske ven?
>>67969080
Allt, ditt fule fan.
JK <3
Scandinavian nation ftw
>>67969056
Please get banned again.
>>67969112
I quite like it here tbhwylad
>>67969151
You're taking this internet lark a bit too seriously, I reckon.
Cheer up
>>67969256
>implying the policing of AKBs in this thread isn't serious business
denmark out 2bh
>>67969516
>implying I didn't say midway through the season that I wouldn't be opposed to managerial change if Wenger failed to improve upon last season
Easy on the paranoia and self-victimization, mi amor
>Denmark returns
GET OUT AKB SCUM
>>67970476
Sosa, pls. Trip on
>>67970577
>sosa
Wew lad. Wenger convinced me this season that he's incapable of winning the league and that until he leaves we won't be able to truly become great again
>>67970686
Last season was a colossal failure, I agree wholeheartedly, my poutine-eating North American friend
>only 1(one) trophy last season
>It's the community shield
>>67971365
Chambers won 2 la. Toulon Tournament
>>67971365
>>67971701
>conveniently forgetting the magical Emirates Cup win
WOBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Will they ever recover?
>>67972235
>forgetting the Asia Trophy
Fucking AKBs don't even care about silverware
When will they learn?
>>67972631
Too much success to keep track of, la.
An embarrassment of riches
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRANSFER RUMORS REEEEEEE
wenger in
what does wobs stand for la?
>>67973104
(You)
>>67972699
>tfw no more signings
>>67945053
Reminder that 2nd place ensured wegner another 3 seasons.
>>67972699
ospina to besiktas
>>67961969
>>67962082
>>67962121
He said our defence so it's clearly Jonathan Tah but everyone wants him
Campbell to get the respect he deserves when?
>>67975109
hope he gets kidnapped desu
>>67975109
On the bench, he always drops at minute 50-60 or so. He's a good squad player, nothing more than that.
>>67975168
Costa Rica is like the safest country on this side of the planet
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/psgs-serge-aurier-arrested-insulting-police-early-hours-sunday-morning-e1/
Kek, the brits that said Aurier over Bellendo
>>67975443
>arrested for insulting the police
Why would he insult the men that keep our cities safe?
>>67967468
great more faggotsm, why didn't we get kongdogbia?
>>67975443
this dude is so done
i cant feel pity for the morons who actually wanted him and blamed winger for passing him up
>wake up
>no roo muhs
going back to sleep
Anyone else disappointed that they didn't make Margaery do the walk?
Natalie Dormer is hot as fuck
You now remember 'Big Willy' Carvalho
>>67967468
>Arse-nal
kek
>>67976539
CONFIRMED LADS!
>>67942074
K E K
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgknxhRRie8
>you'll never be KSI
why live
>>67976709
>you'll never be KSI
Thank fuck for that.
>>67966052
He's off to PSG, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if a dipper made that up.
>>67976709
JUST
>>67971365
>>67972235
We won the preseason treble last season you fucking idiots.
Never fucking satisfied are you.
>>67976709
>be an immature autist
>film yourself playing FIFA and screaming like an autist
>get a Lamborghini, a penthouse in London, and a record deal
>all from screaming like an autist
Feels bad man.
Zidane when
He's a free agent now
He will enhance our muslim players
Clark Whitney @Mr_Bundesliga 1h1 hour ago
Kicker: Ricardo Rodriguez wants to join Arsenal, who will activate his €25m release clause. Quality player for AFC as Wolfsburg disintigrate
based
>>67977509
>[a player] wants to join Arsenal, who will activate his release clause.
Where did I hear something like that already?
>>67977509
not true
Wenger wouldnt sign him anyway
We have Gibbs and Monreal
If Gibbs was leaving we'd sign some youth player and left Monreal be 1st choice
>>67977509
Swiss Core when
Winger - Shaqiri - Tick
CB - Schar - Tick
CM - Xhala - Tick
LB - Rodriquez - Tick
CF - Drmic (remember him?) - Tick
>>67977521
literally no idea
>>67977525
well tbf we were linked with Tierney and Chilwell but Chilwell seems to have picked Liverpool
>>67977543
>forgetting Stocker
>>67977509
>signings
![1500rv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lJnZq1N.jpg "1500rv[1].jpg")
spend some fuckin' money wenga
>>67977701
He spent 30m+ on literal shit
He shouldn't be allowed to spend
>>67977543
>Drmic (remember him?)
Woah
>Wonga doesn't spend
>/arse/ furious
>Wonga spends
>/arse/ furious
>>67977509
So Gibbs is dead? The english core is dying.
Xhaka, Rodriguez, Koulibaly, Morata?
>>67977838
and a new contract for this la
>>67977838
Did you see any Serie A games this season? I don't know why people rate Koulibaly. He's like a shit version of Koscielny. We should take Morata on loan if other things don't happen to us. Priority should be on Higuain, Benzema, Cavani.
![wenger_1602461c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sBc6xcp.jpg "wenger_1602461c[1].jpg")
>>67977857
>Higuain, Benzema, Cavani.
Look emmm, too old.
>>67977884
Woooooonga
>>67977804
it's just offseason (You) collecting
>>67977838
Koulibaly link only came from Wilson who a shit
Benatia and Rob Holding seem more legit
>yfw Wenger buys Rodriguez just to make Nacho a back up CB
>>67961952
This. But would smash both.
>>67977543
hnnnnngg
>you know remember wanting khedira
who/Wimbledon/here
>>67979802
Is there a British equivalent to the American Uncle Tom negro?
>>67979843
nah, i don't think we're as obsessed with race as you or them
I hope welbeck recovers fully then gets another acl tear so we never have to see him again
>>67941040
He tore Lyon a new one
Xhaka just posted a picture of himself and Ricardo Rodriguez on instagram
literally happenin
How smart is /arse/?
Realistically, how many signings away is the current Arsenal team from beating the likes of Barcelona/Madrid/Bayern over 2 legs and winning the Champions League?
>>67980585
This Arsenal already beat Bayern, I'd say two, a CB and striker.
>>67977509
its habbening
whats the latest /inthebag/ update lads?
>>67980808
Rodriguez but not Hamez
>>67980708
Arsenal's best players are Real and Barca rejects so that tells you
>>67980585
1 new manager
432nd for ospina is better than szczesny
As much as I love Monreal, Rodriguez is really a no-brainer if he's available desu.
25m is pennies anyway.
>>67981171
this tbqhf (to be quite honest family member)
>>67980585
4: CB, LB, RW/LW and striker
>Giroud 24 goals
>Cavani 25 goals
>people actually want Cuntvani
>>67981459
The people who want players like Cavani, or even Benzema (to a slightly lesser extent) are FIFA Career Mode babbies who believe in le sign all the players maymay.
They also want us to sign Pogba, Reus, Hummels, James, Costa, Mkhitaryan, Gotze, and probably a few others that I'm forgetting.
They only know players for their name not for their actual ability.
>>67981519
>He actually doesn't rank Hamez and Mkhitaryan
Tell me if Arsenal were to sign a winger sho should it be
>>67981519
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT US TO SIGN GREAT PLAYERS!!
>>67981553
Leroy la
>>67981579
he's going to bayern next year
>>67981558
Nothing wrong with that but there's a huge group of people who just want us to spend hundreds of millions on a bunch of big names, which isn't the answer.
>>67981553
>>67981579
Genuine question what happened to Fekir?
Everyone was raving about him a year ago.
>>67981553
Hamez isn't a winger la
>>67981659
Injured but he's pretty good
>>67981678
That's where he played for Colombia in the world cup tho. Him on the left and Cuadrado on the right
>>67977694
underrated post
Friendly reminder that the transfer window isn't actually open yet.
>>67981805
fuck off cunt
we signed one player already, no excuses
Wenga out
>>67981840
It just means Wenger's going to go another transfer window without outfield signings. Literally the only reason >le spray the ball out wide man was signed so early.
>>67981710
But Ozil plays on the left so we'd have to move Hamez to the right and trust me he can't play on the right.
>>67981957
>Özil plays on the left
R u being dumb on purpose
>>67982240
LOL man, who makes these pics? Love em. Love the creativity of this community.
>>67982240
He plays on the left a lot rudebwoi
>>67982300
He drifts to the left occasionally but he just roams through the whole midfield to find space.
>>67982272
Please leave
>>67981519
>person suggests buying 1 player
>AKBs think they means they want to 150m every summer and whine
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjcz7t9uDM
How come Bellerin sounds like he grew up in Hackney?
>>67983189
hanging out with roadman fc blud
>>67982272
Arsenal's twitter hyping up Giroud
no striker confirm
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
#MUFC offer Carrick new contract
