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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67896163
NEWS:
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11538170/fabio-maldonado-explains-how-he-expects-to-beat-the-best-of-all-times
>Emil Weber Meek was congratulated by the UFC after heeming Ronda Paulharris
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794472/emil-meek-reflects-on-knockout-win-over-rousimar-palhares-says-ufc
>FN89 card change
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794578/kid-yamamoto-injured-joe-soto-steps-in-to-fight-chris-beal-at-ufc
first for larkin
>mfw I realized Conor is the GOAT
What hair cut style is that lads
You now remember when Jeremy Stephens got picked up on a warrant and Dana went to the jail to try and bail him out so he could fight.
oh shit jeremy is gonna heem this goof stiff
BARAO IS SHOOK
Kek why was Jeremy so mad?
Gertrude Memez vs Gertrudis Aceveda @UFC 300 prelims main event confirmed.
Renan shook
Seemed like he wanted a hug?
Webm?
cody grabrandt is the lamb being led to slaughter
and
i love it
i love it
HE'S HURT, MIKE
i just watched it 20 times barao didn't touch him at all lol
>JON JONES
desu it would be hard for me not to just sock cody at the weigh-ins if i was fighting him
props to almeida
>>67932305
Why the fuck does Barao start getting a boner after Stephens pushes him?
cody is gonna get knocked out
Chrissy > Vanessa > Brittany > Chandella
Cody is so shook
Almeida just laughed at him.
>>67932314
>barao didnt touch him lol
>why would stephens touch him
>i'm a gigantic vagina
>i've never been in a fight in my life
please stop posting
>>67932354
have you ever been in a fight?
cody "1 punch" garbrandt will hopefully derail this meme train
>no main event interviews
what the fugg
>>67932354
it's just a half chub, man. shit happens
>>67932364
Carly Baker > ALL
>>67932399
thank jon anik for that
dude is just so great as his job he forget to do interviews
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336996
IMPORTANT POLL
>All this failed fighters with fedoras
That is why they failed
>the look on your face when you about to suck off the GOAT and you aint stoppin even if he nuts
You think I'm just gonna stop suckin, Jon?
>>67932389
Lots, and I've never gotten torqued from it. If anything my dick crawls back because nature.
the weigh-ins are done
get in your picks goofs
taking picks on:
Thomas Almeida (136) vs. Cody Garbrandt (135.5)
Renan Barao (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (146)
Tarec Saffiedine (170) vs. Rick Story (171)
Chris Camozzi (186) vs. Vitor Miranda (186)
Lorenz Larkin (171) vs. Jorge Masvidal (170.5)
Josh Burkman (156) vs. Paul Felder (155.5)
Bryan Caraway (135.5) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Only God can judge me now
>>67932506
Cody
Stephens
Saffiedine
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Caraway
>>67907412
Thomas Almeida
Jeremy Stephens
Rick Story
Vitor Miranda
Lorenz Larkin
Paul Felder
Aljamain Sterling
>>67932524
i like it
gonna do it myself with 50 euros tho
>>67932474
sorry, should have said gotten very close to your opponent, and rubbed bare chests with him? When you know there was not going to be any violence, and you are just going to looking to each others eyes? Then he places both his strong hands on your bare pecs, and you just smile and get rock hard?
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
lmao that stephens interview
>>67932710
yes shes too small to take anything other than midget dick in her girlpucci
>>67932506
Cody
Barao
Saffedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67932758
add a fucking picture u retard, i dont picks without a picture
>>67932506
Almeida via 1st round heem
Barao via decision
Tarec via decision
Miranda via decision
Larkin via decsion
Felder via decision
Caraway via decision
>>67932791
Put my picks there fag, this is the 3rd time i'm giving you the picks
>>67932827
if u got a picture i added them u fuckign retard
>>67932791
here's a pic
>>67932792
How can soemone who constantly talks about going hard in the gym be that flabby?
Is this what it's like to have a meltdown?
>>67932841
>>67932533
I put a picture yesterday and you didn't put it.
my internet was fucked for like a week. Did I miss anything?
>>67932911
conor heemed floyd with dat left
>>67932533
>>67932894
i added that one, pls link to the post i didnt add
>>67932894
Those fucking Heavy interviews
>Meme Pettis fucked Young Megan
>you will never have a fight fan gf
>you will never have a gf in general
Heem me.
>>67932841
add this pic
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Story
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
Sterling
>>67932961
dude i just added it, now what?
>>67932972
this one too
>>67933050
hell yeah bro those are great picks, what next?
>>67933050
how do i hide him so i don't even have to see his 'hidden' post every other reply?
>>67932954
she has the word aftersex written all over her face
There's not a man alive who can beat me
On this soil
American soil
The exact patch of land I am standing on right now
>>67933070
obligatory
>>67933098
4chanx?
>>67932506
GARBRANDT
STEPHENS
STORY
MIRANDA
MASVIDAL
FELDER
CARAWAY
friendly reminder that negative attention is still attention
Just made some sweet money with Real
>bet on draw and penal
Now I'm just waiting for Almeida to KO Garbrandt tomorrow.
>>67933242
put your trip back on
friendly reminder that for your picks to be taken you have to reply to me
>>67933262
Here are my pics
>>67933262
can you come up with a cool heem name for me?
we can be the coolest dudes on the forum HAHAHA
Realistically speaking what are the chances of Megan fucking other well known fighters before Benavidez?
Can you imagine knowing that your wife got fucked by someone you could potentially train with, or most likely actually trained with?
>>67933259
good footy bet but garbrandt shant be heemed
>>67933330
Cruz
>>67933294
how about potatonigger #mcgregor
sounds dank af to me
>>67932506
GARBRANDT
STEPHENS
SAFFIEDINE
CAMOZZI
MASVIDAL
BURKMAN
CARAWAY
>>67933259
if cody connects barao 2.0 is going out cold
>>67932710
how does he do it REEEEEEEE
>>67933370
*When *Almeida connects *Cody is going *to *die.
>>67932506
almeida
tephans
story
camozzi
larkin
felder
caraway
>>67932506
Thomas Almemeda
Jeremy Wolverine Stephens
Rick GLORY Story
The other Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal via flashback to his backyard brawl days
Paul Grinch Felder
Aljamain via cucking
>>67933359
what race are you rory fan
>>67933416
By being able to heem 99% of the population
barao's chin will be officially dust after this fight
>>67933259
How much you make Santos ?
>>67933416
He is an alpha male
>>67932506
>almeida
>barao
>story
>camozzi
>larkin
>felder
>sterling
Will Page ever make it to the UFC?
>>67933358
>Cruz
What makes you say that?
>>67932849
It's called not being on roids.
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Story
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
Caraway
>>67933550
>Schaub not on roids
jej
Main Card is about 30 mins away over here now right?
>>67932506
>almeida
>stephens
>story
>camozzi
>larkin
>felder
>sterling
>>67933576
>EDT
>5/29
if you live in the eastern US a day from now, yes
>>67933576
Yep.
as many intant rematches as the ufc has done, how come dillashaw vs. cruz wasnt one of them?
>>67933572
Schaub is Natty HW GOAT, literally everyone on /heem/ agrees on this
>>67933610
Sage took the natty king belt a long time ago.
>>67933539
Yeah, she'll probably fight against an un-ranked opponent when she returns
>>67933187
my guess is he looks more like chris chan with a similar personality
>>67933641
He's talking about Michael Page i think, Paige is already a UFC fighter.
>>67933600
>implying the distance between two times changes between timezones
literal retard
>>67933641
Page, not Paige.
>>67933696
>a welterweight fighting for the LHW ship
>>67933662
>>67933696
Thanks
>>67933696
He would get absolutely out memed by Gustaffson.
He stands NO chance at all.
>>67933550
>You can not have abs without roiding.
>>67933719
Is Dana juicing?
>>67933748
I'm pretty sure he admitted to it
>>67933719
Still my fightfu
>>67933748
Yes, he does TRT and HGH like Lorenzo, Rogan and Serra.
Post webms of Schaub getting heem'd
giving a tripfag picks...no thanks
>>67933939
no one else will do it
oc for /heem/
>you like a bitch with no ass, you aint got shit
>>67933984
sad state of affairs in /heem/ these days
>>67932506
Garbrant
Barao
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67933988
KEK
What was he reaching for?
made this one too long probably
>>67934192
lol the aldo pose... 13 sec ko incoming
>>67934171
god
>>67933939
It's the only time a trip is appropriate. Just ignore him the rest of the time if you want to make picks.
>>67933920
←Had to make this OC cuz i didn't find the original webm
>>67934289
What a showboating cunt.
>>67934289
>schaub beating cans in his prime
that seems about right
>>67934171
his dreams of a succesful mma carreer
>>67934289
makes it that much funnier how bad he got wrecked the times he lost
>>67934359
>Miesha will never breastfeed me
>>67932911
Nate was on the MMAHour, might want to check that out
>>67932354
Why the fuck were you looking at his dick anyway?
>>67933604
It was a close fight, but only Silly Dilly and other select few seem to think he won it.
If anything Condit/Lawler should be on the table but Condit has just all but disappeared
>>67934394
>wanting to eat silicone
>>67932305
Anything else spicy at the weigh ins? I missed them, Barao looks shook
>>67934478
dillashaw/cruz was closer than condit/lawler because carlos won
>>67934609
Lawler won that fight.
2,3 and 5.
>>67934289
Schaub is so fucking dominant and alpha, truly beautiful to watch, triggered betas BTFO
>>67934359
funny like this?
DIAZ
SMELLS
THE OPENING
>>67934777
i dont like miesha or anything so ... yes
>>67934630
>le angry face manlet won
He lost to Bigg Rigg too. Carlos vs Wonderboy for the TRUE Welterweight title.
nick vs natural runner AND nogroundgameboy at the same time for the true welterweight title
on a scale of one to me how irish is paul felder?
>>67932506
Been a while since i've done one of these due to work
>Almeida
>Stephens
>Story
>Miranda
>Masvidal
>Felder
>Sterling
do >we know when CM Phil is fighting yet?
>>67934823
WANDERLEI SILVA
BEATS
WANDERLEI SILVA
>>67934994
Leben heeming Wandy always makes me feel weird
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67933920
>>67934688
↑Another rare OC of Schaub cuz i got time, pardon me for the quality, i don't have fightpass
>>67934547
Jessica Eye
>>67934960
potato
>>67934985
23th of nevtember
Sakuraba vs Newton is the GOAT MMA fight. Debate me if you wish, but you're wrong.
>>67935369
nah, not enough punching
>>67935369
That fight was a clear shoot, Sakuraba was supposed to win but Newton said fuck it and broke the fix
>>67935436
wheres the roid clit whats going on down there
>>67935528
She's not brazilian.
>>67935455
Fucking casual
>>67935509
.........
>>67935612
Watch all the fight Sakuraba won and be real with yourself, at least half of them were CLEARLY fixed.
I want to see this guy fight
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/travis-fulton-the-ironman
>>67935369
>MMA "fight"
Sakuraba and Newton went into that fight with an agreement to work a UWF style match.
You might as well just start watching pro wrestling or gay ass grappling matches if that's what youre into.
>>67935612
pride is overrated
WEC was the peak MMA promotion
>>67935801
>wec
Dudebro as fuck.
Every non casual knows ZST IS BST.
>>67935765
he probably fought 3 times in the time it took for you to type this post
>>67935765
This motherfucker's got some mad win streaks in there
>>67935931
its like
>can
can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
>W can
W can
L random top 10 fighter
>>67935850
you're too good for a dudebro BANGER?
who's the real casual?
>>67932354
Excitement boner
Reminder that RIZIN is the GOAT promotion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IZ-nhm0XxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeFz9DhAt2w
Name a worse champion who was a titleholder in the last 5 years
>>67936483
There's a lot of examples.
>>67936483
Cain
>>67936483
Conor McMemer
In terms of being a good champion of the featherweight division, he's been absolute shit
He keeps fucking around in other divisions and talking about boxing with Floyd Mayweather
He should be stripped if he doesn't defend his title next fight
>>67936483
Esparza
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Rick Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67936483
stipe
>>67936483
>pettis
>>67937191
>Stopped Gil Melendez
>Didn't get finished by RDA, unlike Bendo and Cowboy
Goodnight /heem/
daily reminder lithcuck is in hiding
>from me
>>67934963
>Anime
Piss off
>>67937379
Would love to test that chin with my left hook
>>67937379
He has the perfect neck to get guillotine'd to death
>>67937344
bye lad see you tomorrow
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67937475
>newfag
piss off
Did anyone see that kid heem that Rogaine put on Instagram?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF-IinppyG3/
Could be fighting mighty mouse soon desu
>>67932506
Garbrandt
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
Sterling
>>67937871
This might be the 40th time this is posted here.
>>67936627
>saying this when Jose "pulled due to injury" Aldo was the only Featherweight champion before Conor
>>67936483
Carla Esparza is objectively one of the worst UFC champions of all time.
Edgar, Faber, Mendes x2.
Invalid argument.
>>67938125
Well... I'm not saying Conor is bad at all, but that logic doesn't actually proves anything.
Matt Serra beated GSP for example.
Let's not forget also that Conor vs Aldo lasted 13 seconds.
>>67937379
Why would you save a pic of some random dude?
>>67932506
Thominhas
Lil' Heathen
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Burkman
Caraway
>>67938186
You're missing my point, my point was that Jose would go 6 months between title defenses regularly, saying Conor hasn't defended his title in 6 months so he should be stripped is ridiculous. The Featherweight division has always been slow with title fights, like Heavyweight.
>>67938404
Oh
Sorry
>>67938502
It's okay Argiebro
Just blow each other already.
I need webms of rose kissing her bf
>>67938699
how's this
>>67938699
Give me a sec, i'll find it.
>>67938404
People get injured and shit sucks, now Conor refuses to defend his belt. It's different from a champ who has defended his belt tons of times and then he fights once at a heavier weight class, he had a challenger in Frankie Edgar in the same night he got the belt. Even if you deny Jose the rematch, Frankie was an interesting matchup, but Mcmeme is more interested in promoting some boxing meme match that will never happen over defending his belt.
He's ducking Frankie at this point
So how would this fight have gone?
>>67938888
How did that poor little boy keep a straight face the whole time while some pedo was straight clowning in front of him?
>>67938950
barboza already put aldoed on pettis' legs
showtime is done, lad
Almeida
Barao
Miranda
Larkin
felder
eye
>>67939548
>the state of your picks
>>67938950
Both in ther Prime probably Pettis because of sheer size, but i think i would have been a pretty close fight actually.
>>67932389
are you fucking kidding?
if you get turned on by fighting, you should look into that. i've been in plenty of fights, none ever had a sexual component.
>>67932878
yikes
super-cringe
he must have seen that his numbers have dropped off like crazy, and he lost his mind.
Jessica Eye was looking fine once again at the weigh ins today. I would stick it in that's for sure. Right there in between Her butt cheeks and really dig for that tangerine dungeon. Nothin but a lamb skin on just tenderize that gorge and tell her she's the number one sex partner right then and there
Is Almeida vs Gabrant tomorrow? Thought it was on now
>the city of oklahoma
>>67940097
Tomorrow la
>>67933629
forgotten about him
>>67940235
Nice, didn't miss it then
Was out with 3 friends and 2 of them are faggots who can't handle their beer so I ended up breaking up 2 fights. Ended up missing a party because of it and word was they had a shit ton of E's and coke
bad night desu
>>67935616
So he's doing Tom of Finland stuff now??
>>67940418
I hate when i go out with dummies and they start shit or do stupid shit in front of cops.
People like that get slapped/stabbed/shot here
bisping wins if this post ends in dubs
>>67941011
DELETE THIS
>>67941011
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>67941011
rockhold wins if this post ends in dubs
>>67941011
I hope so
I don't like bisping and i don't dislike Luke, but the memes dude.
>>67941011
>bisping gets knocked out and herb lets it go
>he wins a split decision
>>67941011
Meme magic xD
>>67941211
He's not in England this time, no bought judges to give him a dodgy 48-47
>>67941011
trips and bisping loses
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masivdal
Felder
If this ends with a number between 0 and 9 then bisping gets viciously heemed and retiring at the presser.
Sara Mcmann has such a beautiful ass. I wanna bite that shit
>>67941678
I think she's a qt,but......
>those tats
>>67941678
>I wanna bite that shit
>bite
>>67941832
what
didn't you ever bite a fine lady's butt and witnessed her moan and rolling on bed and inviting you to her guard?
what a fegget
![10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/F56OM9A.gif "10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-168dd56d763b[2]")
>high af
>realize that today is Saturday
>"holy shit, the fights!"
>check heem
>the fights are not on today but Sunday
any lads feel me?
>>67942001
Get a job
>>67942001
I thought the fights were meant to be on today when I woke up too, I'm paro about getting spoiled for results (ruins an entire card for me) so I painstakingly checked Sherdog with my hand covering most of the screen. Only then did I realise the fights aren't on today.
>finally decide to watch TUF
>this boner
Why do I want Joanna and Claudia to fuck so badly
>>67932506
Almeida via 1st round TKO
Barao via TKO
Saffiedine via UD
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Caraway via sub
>>67942140
it's because they don't know how to properly time insults/retorts while mentally doing translations to english, so they just end up staring at each other with sex eyes and cheeky smirks
My boy looking handsome.
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Burkman
Caraway
>>67942447
I want this man to beat that faggot Lashley so bad
Does a denigrating term for someone who only chooses to fight people they can easily beat to advance their career and build their brand? I want to call Lashley that
>>67938950
Pettis was too big to make weight.
is no one watching schaub?
>>67942579
who?
>>67938950
At the time, I think pettis would have won.
>>67942579
Nobody cares about him outside of underage memers who do it for the attention
>>67942579
huh? literally who?
>>67942472
Hater. He's one of the best HW's today. Former WWE champ too.
>>67942579
hoo
Careful with that edge.
>>67942632
xDDD
I used to think Lashley was a badass fighter too, but then you start hearing about him turning down fights against anyone with a shadow of a chance to beat him.
>>67942676
You know what's not illegal in MMA? Getting surgery to sharpen one's elbows to a fine point. These babies are sharper than kitchen knives. Nobody comes out of a fight with me without losing at least a unit of blood.
>>67942688
He's still traumatized by the Chad Griggs loss. Lashley's """career""" died that night - nobody gives a rat's arse about him nowadays.
who /popsacheekybonerduringfights/ here
>>67942688
I was avin a kek. Never heard that. Always figured because he's not very good. I mean he couldn't finish Jason fucking Guida of all people.
>>67942688
Ah, the Lashley days.
His booking was responsible of the least remaining piece of "extreme" in post-2006 ECW. Then we had Team McMahon represented by Youmanga vs Team Trump represented by Bobby "i'm a fucking rock by my personality is literally non-existent" Lashley.
>tfw 2006 was 10 (ten) years ago and you somewhat enjoyed that circus, which somewhat made you a pro-wrestling smartass that ended up getting bored with pro-wrestling, eventually.
Fuck, this nostalgia is creeping me out.
This is completely /asp/ related but unironically part of the past of a former pro wrestler who became a mixed martial artist.
Try to ban me, Janny, just try it. I dare you, I double dare you.
>video related is Lashley's words of wisdom on MMA and CM Punk's MMA career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgyifB3UH8
>Lashley's best wins are over James Thompson and Bob Sapp
>There are """""""people"""""""" itt that took Lashley seriously
Casuals out
>>67942711
>sharpening your elbows
>calling yourself natty
pls m8
>>67942975
Instead of joining the discussion you post tripe like this.
>>67943026
Lashley carreer doesn't deserve a discussion on /heem/
>>>/asp/
>>67943047
Fuck off
>>67943047
and you don't deserve an opinion, considering you type like an edgy /b/ kid out to get replies
Why would anyone take you seriously?
>>67943047
You ain't completely right, you ain't completely wrong.
Maybe we need a crossover company in wich there are featured both pro-wrestling and mma fights, somethig like UWF, IFL, Pancrase or any kind of shit that isn't already invented.
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD WE MUST LIVE IF THAT IS A BIG DEAL.
Btw, I really enjoyed Pancrase's event from 2 months ago, there was literally a golden samurai power ranger.
Some piece of intel, practically every OneFC event is on youtube.
I just realized I always have some vocabulary and/or grammar issues that aren't technically a result of lack of communication skills.
>>67943075
>>67943085
mandrama goes here
>>>/asp/
>>67943113
We had that, it was called Pride.
Good intel
>>67943112
You ever seen Steve-O drop a turd from the top of the stall? It's an impressive argument for vegan eating.
>>67943113
Pancrase too
>>67943135
Yeah I fuck up 80% of what I """write""" on /heem/ because i have autism and wanna post everything as fast as possible.
>>67943131
They're so synchronized!
>>67943172
If I had a dog I'd name "him" spinning turd.
>>67943143
We've been discussing the MMA career of Bobby Lashley except for that one Spanish faggot, what's your point?
>>67943202
Why you gotta talk shit on the spaniard, he literally didn't do anything wrong.
>>67943233
because he brought up mandrama stuff first, which you supposedly have a burning hatred for
Are you aware that you look like an idiot? Serious question.
>>67943262
>Are you aware that you look like an idiot?
That's a fallacious question. You can't ask it seriously without being a fool.
>this one australian who's the arbiter against all shitposting
>>67943262
The one who looks like an autist is you, you take this website so seriously, for the last 5 days nothing but edgy autistic shit has been said by you.
>inb4 le you DoN'T CoNtIrBTUe To ThE thread >:(
This is /heem/, shitposting is part of the shitty subculture of this general.
>>67943309
Somebody has to do it.
Every word means something. What you say matters. Don't take posting here lightly. In a hundred years the conversations we have here, the memes, the heems, all of it! it will all be studied and engrained into human culture for years.
>>67943344
What've been the best meme-busting moments in MMA historium?
I'm thinking Nate vs Conor gotta be number 1
>>67943404
Fuck off.
>>67943404
shut up
>>67943338
shut up
>>67943468
shut up
Can Conor realistically beat anyone in the top 5?
>>67943480
I think he has a good chance against Alvarez.
Schaub lads
>>67943480
Barboza and Alverez
I think Ferguson would be fun, but he would win via sub
>>67943480
Barboza maybe if he can get him in the next few months.
Barboza's boxing has improved but he's still working in it.
McGregor could just spam left hands and unlike with Nate it might actually work.
Or McGregor gets meme kick killed.
>>67943510
Ferguson would absolutely meme on him.
>>67943499
Alvarez would spam takedowns.
>>67943545
I assume, but that didn't really work against Cerrone and barely worked against Lellator fighters.
I think Mcmemer KO's him in the first actually.
>>67943480
Is it just me, or has the LW division improved by leaps and bounds in the last ~18 months? It's really been chock full of up-and-comers and great fights in 2016 so far.
>>67943578
155 is the shit, probably the best division in the UFC.
145 is improving a lot too.
Tough to say how good McGregor power is at 155,
Ferguson has an inhuman chin so he would most likely lose that fight, i think Eddie is tough enough to earn a decision over him.
I would only pick him against Barboza.
>>67943569
It's cliche by this point to shit on McGregor's ground game but Cerrone and most even Bellator fighters are more skilled at it that McGregor is.
>>67943605
If you were Joe Silva, and Big Frittata himself said "we need to build up Conor again, at 155 though due to weight cut restrictions meaning he can't go to his home at 145 now, thanks USADA", what fights would you set Conor up with? They'll all need to be ranked or the Hardcore Community will bully Conor.
>>67943501
I'm not mad at it
>>67943612
For sure, but if you watch the last 4 Alvarez fights he looks like complete dogshit in all his fights.
Even fights he wins.
Mcgregor would connect eventually and drop him.
>>67943657
I'll match him up with Ferguson and end the meme forever.
>>67943657
Pettis and Gilbert.
Putting Conor against any of the top5 LW's is a career and meme ending move.
And don't ever insult me again or I swear to God I'll permaheem you, you fucking autist fegget cangaroo.
>>67943678
>Mcgregor would connect eventually and drop him.
That was the exact rationale I had when I picked Pettis over Alvarez...
>>67943733
Well, ""new"" Pettis didn't fought Alvarez though.
https://youtu.be/41gvCp-1G98
>>67941270
Bisping won that fight and it's not even close. Only reason idiots claim otherwise is because they pretend that the flying knee in RD 3 wasn't after Herb called for a break.
>>67941678
>Betch
>Miesha
>Jessica Penne
>Angela Mangana or whatever her name is
>Racquel Paahu or whatever her name is
>>67943771
>Herb Called for a break
Tremendous meme you have there
>>67943771
Hmm... I'm not sure I agree with your hypothesis.
>>67943751
Did they boo him after the father time comment?
>>67943771
Bisping did something in his nature and caught a flying knee for his trouble.
But he did admittedly win. Concussion having and half blind he boxed the shit out of people.
>>67943846
>Concussion having and half blind he boxed the shit out of people.
That perfectly captures what I love about Bisping
>>67943846
>concussion having
Concussed?
schaub is so based
>>67943973
Phone kept autocorrecting.
>>67943991
Sure it did ;)
>I'm coming in your backyard. I'm gonna f*** you up.
>Welcome to England, Carlos. I'm gonna knock you out, stamp your passport, and send you back home.
>Rogan orgasms.
>>67943480
>4. Nate Diaz
lmao i almost feel bad for him when people remember he's a journeyman after this conor shit ends
Jessica Eye was so qt at weigh-ins
>>67943986
SCHAUB = GOD
>>67944154
Wearing shoes for the staredown should not be allowed
>>67932506
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Mazvidal
Felder
Sterling
Why is Cody so shook?
>>67944391
>throw it baby
>throw it
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Burkman
Sterling
>>67944391
He's not?
>>67944391
What am i supposed to be seeing here, it was just a normal staredown
![file_171733_1_MayweatherCottoNYPC_Hoganphotos7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wMI5noR.jpg "file 171733 1 MayweatherCottoNYPC Hoganphotos7[1]")
>>67932506
Garbrandt
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
Sterling
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Burkman
Caraway
>>67944391
lack of height
>>67944391
When did this trend of dividing your hair and leaving a visible line become so common?
Is there a term for this meme?
>>67944391
>could literally tap almeme skinny kid in under a minute easy, manlet weight classes are a joke
>>67944780
I wish I could make fun of his crappy hairstyle, but I'm bald so I'm not gonna do it.
>>67944780
>When did this trend of dividing your hair and leaving a visible line become so common?
probably several centuries ago.
>Is there a term for this meme?
'side parting'
+Speaking some portuguesa.
-That's japanese, brother.
+Oh really? Thank you.
-You're the one who is married to a japanese chick.
+That is correct.
>>67944804
being bald is a blessing in disguise
one of the more enjoyable experiences I've had when I forgot to put back the tip on my electric shaver
>>67944816
I've only seen it on women when they arrange their hair but nowadays it seems like people are literally shaving a line of hair off their head and gelling the halves to make it more visible
link to weigh ins?
>>67944910
youtube.ru
>>67944859
The problem is, you don't lose all your hair, you have to shave the rest everyday.
>>67944859
it's not terribly new, just faggots picking up old styles to look trendy
How can one man look so joocy? nohomo
>>67944934
You could always get the rest removed permanently I guess.
>>67945010
Does this count as lordosis?
>>67945021
I'm not letting any laser near my head.
>>67942382
How the fuck did this retard get that job
whens cm punk fighting? i cant wait for him to establish himself as a contender
>>67945159
cant wait either, he is a professional wrestler so it will be nice to seem him dominate all the amateur wrestlers. He was also the longest reigning champion in his previous organisation and finished all of his fights.
>>67945198
damn....
>>67945146
Popularity.
>>67945159
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0514/611741/cm-punk-reportedly-not-progressing-well-as-a-fighter/
>>67944910
ufc's youtube channel
>>67938950
aldo would break pettis' legs with like 150 total leg kicks
>>67944391
will dominick have to kill another alfalfa male manlet?
gary copeland best referee in the business
>>67945395
yes, cruz vs almeida is the fight we all deserve
>mfw comfy sunday fights and game of thrones tonight
>>67945487
>game of thrones
are you 12?
>Diego Sanchez walking to La Bamba music for his fight against Martin Kampmann @UFC on Versus 3, 2011.
PRICELESS.
what do you guys think of ilir latifis training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4bXwSDEy4&feature=youtu.be
Was this the GOAT JRE?
https://youtu.be/mgumau1KiRw
https://youtu.be/mgumau1KiRw
>>67945514
no, and 12 year olds shouldn't be watching it anyway
i bet you didnt watch the sopranos either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrPvXZqzLo
>>67945720
i has a fan of nelson/hunt
>>67945720
Wonderboy vs Hendricks one is the best so far easily.
>tfw fights today
>>67945775
from what is this pic
>>67945966
Joes old show
Joe rogan questions everything
He was looking for Bigfoot
>>67945720
Khalyla and Bobby Lee have a podcast called Tigerbelly:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A/videos
It's pretty entertaining and they discuss MMA almost every episode.
>>67945908
not hyped
Idk desu, I watch it all but events are just so damn long, 6 hours or so each time. This is made worse when they're padding for time in the prelims because a fight has stopped early, or if there's a real shite fight going on.
I know this is fixed if I just tune in to the main card but I can't bring myself to do that in case I miss something spicy. Maybe that Swede was right, only the top tier should be in the UFC.
>>67946015
Are these people the ones who told him they believe big foot is an inter-dimensional being?
>>67946060
Thanks, I'll check it.
Didn't know they have a podcast.
>>67946074
Here's some options
>skip the irrelevant fitepass prelims
>don't force yourself to stay up and watch fights, download it when you wake up and skip the padding between fights
>stop being such a bitch and just be grateful you're a mma fan in a time when you can watch the prelims without buying the DVD months after it's come out
>>67946292
>skip the irrelevant fitepass prelims
Can't desu on the off chance there's something decent on there
>>67946292
>don't force yourself to stay up and watch fights, download it when you wake up and skip the padding between fights
But then I can't shitpost with /heem/
>stop being such a bitch and just be grateful you're a mma fan in a time when you can watch the prelims without buying the DVD months after it's come out
Yeah you're right, I'm just pretty bored at the moment so just shared some thoughts
>>67946060
I fucking love TigerBelly, truly the GOAT podcast.
>>67946074
if you're not a true fitefan why are you even here?
>>67946074
do you just stare at the tv like a mong the entire time? do something else during the filler, the fights are like 18 minutes max and most of them don't even last that long.
>>67946674
For the (You)'s
>>67946832
Good job, I was hoping for a good reflection to be put on this
time to end this suffering
how many minutes until the ufc fights start?
>>67947674
Around 10 bongs
>>67947753
are you watching them live?
Can you guess these two fighters that are on tonight's card?
>>67947803
That's the plan lad
>>67947753
WTF
>>67947819
Miesha Tate and Ben Rothwell
where is everyone? today is a big fight card.
>>67947819
Miranda and Camozzi?
Is the real predictioncuck too lazy to do this card?
>>67948472
>STILL responding
come on you're better than that
>>67948473
he got butthurt last time and stopped doing picks
>>67932506
Thomas Almeida (136)
Jeremy Stephens (146)
Tarec Saffiedine (170)
Chris Camozzi (186)
Lorenz Larkin (171)
Josh Burkman (156)
Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
>>67948425
Miranda is correct
>>67948569
oh it isn't 2 fighters that are fighting each other? The other one looks like Felder to me.
420
>>67948720
No, the other one is Jake Collier
>>67947893
>WTF
I hope that's safe language you're using there.
>>67948840
One off, maybe next time
>>67948879
oh shit, that makes sense since they fought each other
got a feeling garbrandt is going to cause an upset
post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
this would immediately get the crowd on your side if you fought in England
>>67949013
Nah
>>67949024
I saw this posted the other day and deleted, wondered whether it was janny or the poster himself but looks like there's my answer
Odd really.
>>67949042
i hope not lad
>>67949026
https://youtu.be/43CLoWlNjGY
Maybe sans some of the intro
How do you lads see Larkin vs Masvidal going?
>>67949026
I quite liked Werdum's at 198
Didn't turn out well though.
>>67949097
i dont know larkin, but Masvidal is solid all around.
>>67949097
Larkin wins via size and higher volume. Masvidal gives fights away via inactivity which is an awful strategy against somebody with the speed, power, and diversity of strikes of Larkin.
>>67949128
He came out to the Mexican anthem for the fight with Velasquez IIRC, and he did all of his promotion there in Spanish, which Cain can't speak.
However, he still seemed a bit perturbed by the fact that he got booed against Cain though.
How do I stop ripping the skin off my knuckles when using the heavy bag lads? Wanted to do 12x3-min rounds earlier, but had to stop after 6 because I'd already started bleeding. I use wraps and everything, do I just need to get better gloves? Or wait for calluses to harden?
>>67949162
Larkin has a good diversity of kicks, but I think Masvidal has the edge in his boxing. Larkin lost his last fight to the the Russian because he was less effective with his boxing. I don't know.
>>67948899
what the frig
>>67949528
That's cool. Just wanted to make sure. What had you so startled anon?
should jeremy stephens be fined for the push?
>>67949433
some amount of wear and tear is going to happen no matter what
but chances are you're probably using gloves that are too small. Try with 16oz gloves.
>>67949700
Nah, don't know why you'd even think of asking that. It did seem completely uncalled for, but a fine for a shove at a weigh in? Nah, sounds bizarre
>>67949024
This isn't some sort of free-for-all, lad. You can't just post the bare ass of a woman in her sexual prime.
>>67949770
sorry i've been up for 4 hours and the fights aren't on for a long time
>>67949822
It's alright man, you're still cool.
>>67949443
Tumenov has a higher output than Masvidal. Larkin still made the fight very competitive and tumenov was literally on one leg by the end of the fight. Masvidal isn't going to be able to outwork or outpace Larkin I don't think. His only path to victory is if he can get Larkin down and get on top.
>>67949619
Dude give us a warning next time.
Just a kind heeminder
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67949918
>"Ma'am"
>>67949918
what gym is that from?
>>67947674
Rose in the back 2nd from left
>>67950166
please delete this
>>67949433
gotta harden those knuckles the fuck up senpai, stops bleeding after theyre used to it
also post a better, more american breakfast
i dare you
>>67950166
>mummy loves you
enough to not care about him as he gets into a fucking gorilla cage. it's crazy how dumb all these parents are that a kid falling into a zoo section is so commonplace
>>67950344
can i crash at your place
>>67949966
missed a pic there bud miranda vs camozzi
>>67950344
>all that fat
I got a heartattack from your pic
>>67950348
Thank you. Poor gorilla.
>>67950166
Lmao the comments
>Don't be racist that's just a young black woman with her child
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
>>67950373
lol i was at the zoo a few months ago. a 3 year old girl was walking around by herself, i helped her find her mom and all she said was "oh. there you are."
>>67949433
Just keep at it lad, the tops of my feet used to get the same thing from dragging on the mat during bjj, but now the skin is thick and discolored.
how long till the fights
>>67934848
>lay and pray
>its cool if u are a fag
>>67950489
the stick of butter is an after breakfast snack
>Cyborg challenges Ronda Rousey after joining the UFC roster
>Ronda Rousey announces retirement and plans on doing movies
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>67950843
she pulled her face away from her smartphone long enough to say that? surprising
>>67950972
Just 8 hours and 28 minutes to go
>>67951113
she was laughing with her friend
>>67951159
alright thanks
>>67942055
check mma - core com and ull know what i mean. dont be sherdoging this shit. or fightnext com. u feel me?
>>67951031
Don't get Cyborg's mentality
If she wanted to call out Rousey, she should have done it after her first fight. Instead, she stays quiet, leaves it for a bit and then starts throwing shots at Rousey on social media again.
It's just tiresome now, Dana's definitely not going to make that Rousey's return fight and honestly there's a chance it never happens.
If Rousey doesn't get that title back she'll probably retire and if she does Cyborg will have to make 135 which I'm not sure is possible for her with those new weight cut rules coming in
>>67942055
They are today
>>67951254
She's been calling out Ronda for decades anon.
>>67942189
thats what she said
>>67944124
he has fought for the title before and has beat and finished many top 10s top 5s.
educate yourself before you speak, friend, cause you sound like a god damn retard.
nate is the best runner up out there
>>67944154
good genetics mcmann
>>67950843
>pedo alert
Will the meme end tonight?
>>67951159
gj fag
>tfw no seconds
>>67951331
I know, which is why I said it's become tiresome. If she wanted to do it properly, why not take your shot when you're literally live on UFC PPV with likely millions watching?
Why waste that, and then go back to Instagram or Twitter to just do the exact same thing as you were before which obviously hasn't worked yet.
And like I said there's a good chance this never happens anyway, which only makes it more tiresome.
>>67950843
hello wonderboy
NEW
>>67951436
Remember, Bisping beat Anderson Silva.
I feel sorry for Luke. He's gonna have a bad time in there with him.
>>67951458
bisping vs Miocic, only fight that makes sense
what is the heem?
is it from overeem?reem?heem as like hickson - honda, and cause the reem gets ktfo, its called the heem?
>exlain to this newman
>>67951458
Leave Bisbong and Cuckhold to me.
>>67951583
>inb4 noTRT
>Inb4 40
>>67951571
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
rolling for 777
>>67951696
is this even allowed
>>67951436
new thread here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJsofDfbbOU
canelo is a pussy boi reminder
>>67944391
Cody is a manlet both in height and personality, when will they learn?
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