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dishwashers edition
>he does it for free
>>67929858
lol why would he make a face like that?
>>67929801
lel
>>67929891
maybe his butt hurts
>columbus
>>67929968
I think it's his wrists that hurt
>rags
>>67929995
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking Chad get off my board!
final tomorrow
>>67929988
m8 he's going to rot in Edmonton or Vancouver
The sooner you accept it the sooner we can all meme about it
>>67930238
>tfw no wheats
>>67929995
from what?
>>67930410
A lot of wheats in this image iibh
pulju dubs
>>67930533
WITNESSED
nice reddit thread cucks
>>67930410
TSUUUUUU
>>67930658
>amerifat mad at Bulju
.465
Higher than any other state or province
2 days
>>67930910
boschposters pls go
Tell me /hoc/ do you TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
>Sebastian Aho 1997-07-26
Liiga 45gp 20g 25a 45pts
Liiga playoffs 14gp 4g 11a 15pts
WJC 7gp 5g 9a 14pts
WHC 10gp 3g 4a 7pts
>Auston Matthews 1997-09-17
NLA 36gp 24g 22a 46pts
NLA playoffs 4gp 0g 3a 3pts
WJC 7gp 7g 4a 11pts
WHC 10gp 6g 3a 9pts
>Age difference 1 month 22 days
I wish people would stop being mean to bill
>furpuck
>not shit
kek
>>67931663
Go away Pedro
>>67931663
You have to go back.
CLOT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67931751
>>67931767
suck my thick uncut dick you furpuck-loving beta cucks
>>67931821
THIS IS MY LAST PLAYOFF
>>67930224
If you love something, you let it go. If it doesn't bust, it was never really finnish.
>>67930238
Why is a turd their mascot
>>67930844
Literally and unironically 0 cups
>>67929801
Diggin this clean meme
How many memes does /hoc/ have
>>67932716
9001
>>67931663
>>67931943
BUILD
>>67930410
Hanging out, down the street
>>67932872
kek
>>67932102
STAMKOS SAYIN
HE'S LEAVIN
>>67931631
>inb4 he brings playoffs what ever team he is on
Please based god bring him to Columbus
>it's an "obsess with Tampa" thread
I've seen this one before
>>67932892
WON'T VISIT /HOC/
NOW I'M OUT THE POST-SEASON
underage lyric fags please go
>mfw laine is to prospects as samsung is to dishwashers
>>67933066
t. blot
>>67933071
GOOD MEME literally just BTFO of Samsung
States that are officially more successful than the state of hockey (a small selection of the total)
Texas
Carolina
California
Pennsylvania
Florida
>>67933168
Where is Ohio just for da memes
>58 posts in
>still zero Tampa gay "fans"
Thank you based god
>rags
>>67933344
>I want Tampa to leave
>I want Tampa to talk 24/7 about their team
You send so many mixed signals
>>67933344
I mean I could start posting but I doubt /hoc/ would like that so I won't.
>>67933785
fresh
>>67933785
>use this
>pipes get clotted up
Why don't you have a pregnancy fetish yet hoc?
It's basically the most primal of all fetishes.
>>67934064
I know this word gets thrown around far too much, but if you either have a pregnancy fetish or are a step father, you are a cuck
>>67934064
>being aroused by something you can't currently impregnate
Do you also admire parking spots that currently filled?
>>67934017
Can u make a bluejackets one
le Piddza meme
Post rare dishwashers
>>67934510
Who's in the dishwasher because this is fucking based
>only 2 days without hockey yet
>/hoc/ already memes with dishwashers
Wtf will be memeing with in the offseason lads?
>>67935502
>>67934510
I redirect you
>>67935802
Obviously boats
Fucking love this genny.
Off season is already great
Did you guys know that the second best thing that's ever come from Canada, after hokkei of course, is Devin Townsend. The man is is a genius.
>>67936430
>underrating rush
>>67936642
Fuck, I forgot. I have them tied with Devy. Actually, both are in my top 5 artists/bands of all time.
>>67936642
Rush is the greatest thing to come out of Canada triumph the second >>67936702
>>67936430
Good taste, binlan
do we already have a stars dishwasher?
>>67937262
Yeah, all your """""""""fans"""""""""""""
>>67937303
rekt
>>67937303
dude i follow the stars for years
season after season was suffering until this one, except all those cringy bandwagoners that came out now and """"""""suprisingly"""""" dissapeared again
Does anyone have the Patrick Kane VVitch meme?
So who is picking the Huskies for Memeorial cup?
Knights have to lose sometime, r-r-right?
Is Juolevi just a Marner babby or as good as he was in the WJC. WJC is the only time I've seen him outside of OHL highlights, and he really carried >our defense. Juolevi was the only guy who I trusted to give a good first pass and not create a turnover. He played with great poise, fluid skating, great IQ and positioning. He reminded me of a physically raw Pietrangelo.
>>67937625
Memesters will win the Calder cup
>>67937899
we'll never know because he's going to the Oilers
>>67937383
i was really upset when modano went to detroit
AHL predictions for the Calder cup
Monsters vs ecf winner
>>67937969
Maybe, just maybe, their ship will eventually turn in the right direction.
there are gonna be streams for tomorrow's AHL game
it's tomorrow afternoon
>>67938052
saddest day of my life pham
felt worse than brodeur going to the bloosers
>>67937969
>he thinks the Oilers will draft a defenceman
Theyll take Tkatchuk
>>67938161
What time?
>>67937591
dude seriously you can get a new keyboard for like five bucks
they sell them at the dollar store
>>67938501
game starts 3pm central time; and it's an elimination game
it'll be in the evening in the UK
>>67938501
7 est
>>67931622
>stealing a post from hfboards
fag
And wow, NHL really fucked up letting that kid slide down to #35. All the GMs who passed over him must not be as smart as you.
guys new meme
Fans
>>67937899
I watched the Knights a lot this season to watch Marner & the draft eligibles. Juolevi doesn't really remind me of Pietrangelo personally. I see more of a Vlasic/Suter type but closer to Suter offensively. He often lost his spot on PP1 to other D because he just doesn't make enough of an impact offensively. You need to be able to make a legitimate two-way impact to play first pairing minutes in the NHL, so if Olli can't even display that at the junior level, I think his NHL ceiling will likely be as a 'safe' #3 or #4. I would be disappointed if my team took him in the top 10.
>>67938848
Best meme
>>67938618
>>67938610
Thanks lads
It'll be 8PM in BST, prime time for some din dins and a game
Hopefully there'll be a stream up somewhere
>>67939256
There will be a stream... but I don't plan on giving it to some filthy bongbitch
>>67939350
Rude desu
>>67939558
http://onhockey.tv/
oh shit there's australian hockey on tonight!
>>67939763
ty anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55chOoikr8Q
three hours; streaming on youtube if you're absolutely desperate lol
>watch cuckhoop game because no hockey
>literally FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL
>chucking memes from half court
>somehow win
>people claim this shit isnt scripted
now i remember why i avoided this """"""sport""""""
>>67938848
>>67939255
lmao nice try
>>67931631
He'll have his revenge soon la
And hotdogs
>>67942029
Bill is going to win the Conn Smythe and I honestly can't wait desu
>>67942048
Toronto Sports media will be on suicide watch aftrr having to write about it
>Finns will never have this
Fells good lad
>>67942264
>>>/tg?
Post rare dogs/dishwashers
>tfw babbysitting my drunk vomiting friend
>>67942534
man up m8
if you go out for drinks with the lads, shit is bound to happen
>>67942534
>puked my guts out when I got home from the bars last night after an expensive dinner earlier
Just fuck it all up pham
>>67942583
I wish I didn't have to babbysit though
>>67942534
If you would have lived on this side of the pond it would have been morning and your friend would have been sleeping ;^)
>>67942647
REE
>>67942618
You should stronly comsider killing yourself
>>67942534
last time I went out with my friend he got so drunk he dropped his pants and started peeing towards traffic while jumping up and down screaming.
And that was AFTER, he yelled "Hey, fuck you" repeatedly at some guys who were just trying to tell him he dropped something.
Was a tough babysitting mission, but I managed to keep him from getting arrested.
>he is 26 years old
>>67930611
TSUUUUUUUUUU
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338073
>>67942762
checked the poll, couldn't vote because have about the same chance of having contracted an STD from their experience.
Just not enough information famalam.
>>67942692
He typed from his mom's basement on Saturday night
>>67942762
Where's the any girl of any color option
>>67942816
Nah senpai I have my own place
>>67942843
Hey cool me too
Now stop judging me for over indulging on a Friday night
>>67942734
>he is 26 years old
Lel, he needs to get his shit together
>>67942734
>I managed to keep him from getting arrested
Why are the US that strict with public behaviour?
If I would go out in your country I probably get arrested on the spot
Here you literally have to destroy something or physically harm somebody to get some kind of arrest
>>67942864
Just salty you wasted expensive food famalam
>tfw no friends
>tfw havent left my apartment in two weeks
>tfw landlady occasionally stops by to see if im still alive because she notices my mailbox is always jammed full of weeks old mail
>>67943267
That's kinda miserable, man. Are you a neet or what?
>>67943267
How can you have no friends when /hoc/ is your friend?
http://livestream.com/accounts/3919156/events/5489444
live game
>>67943382
no austrian pupper
>mfw
Anybody looking to trade a shit player? Make me an offer.
>>67943926
Horvat Boeser and 1st for Stamkos rights
http://www.spotrac.com/nhl/free-agents/
>>67943926
Lupul, Michalek for Demko
A few different players predictions about the final:
>Pittsburgh wins:
Peter Forsberg
Lundqvist
Ztterberg
Loui Eriksson (7)
Filip Forsberg (6)
Salming (6)
Enroth (6)
Läck (7)
>San Jose wins:
Lidström (in 6 games)
Daniel Alfredsson (in 6 games)
Daniel Sedin (in 6 games)
Markus Näslund ( in 7 games)
Henrik Sedin (6)
Bäckström (7)
OEL
Salo
Hjalmarsson (6)
Lindholm
William Karlsson
Jonathan Ericsson (6)
Franzén
Nyquist (7)
HĂĄkan Andersson, super-pro scout for the Red Wings (7)
Douglas Murray (6)
I wonder if Okposo is gonna renew
>>67943926
Nick Schultz and Matt Read for the good Sedin, Boeser, and your 1st next year.
>>67943960
Probably would've by now. Basically a month til he can talk to other teams so it would be dumb for him to re-sign at this point without exploring the market.
>>67943988
>the good Sedin
they're both good
>>67944011
I didn't follow the Canucks at all this year but I was under the impression that one of them declined this year. Looking at the stats now they look the same but I swear when I say them early in the year one had 10-15 more points than the other.
If they're both good we'll throw in RJ Umberger and our 4th round pick next year to make it both.
>>67944058
Would Benning buy Umberger as a top 6 forward?
>>67936430
Agreed.
man the finals aren't even over and /hoc/ is on life support.
>>67943926
take rick nash and dan girardi pls
>>67943382
Where's the USA, aren't they they GOAT of hockey?
Huomenta
>>67944893
Somone made it to spite USA I guess
>>67944893
Keewee
>>67944703
Monday will be back to may mays. Dont worry friendo
bolts!
>ded
>>67943829
thanks based /hoc/ bros
>>67946591
good morning finlan
>>67945183
We almost got to ruin another stanley cup this year for those cocksuckers up north.
Im crying irl
didn't know eliteprospects had a shop
new meme
reviving /hoc/
Objectively the best build:
Ovechkin - Kopitar - Kane
Marchand - McDavid - Simmonds
Letang - Ristolainen
Schneider
Laviolette
>>67949193
pretty good
Haha. Lads, check this one out.
>>67949441
A nice twist on the classic dishwasher meme.
Does a hockey player have a catchphrase like Ronaldo's TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU?
>>67950106
TSUUUUUUUU
https://youtu.be/5h6OsfNFTkk?t=59s
>YFW Shark Tank is empty during the Stanley cup finals
Embarrassing.png
What kind of dishwasher do you guys think Pulju uses?
>2016
>he's still a fan of teams instead of players
>>67936430
Such a goofball
First Transcendence track when
>tfw just moved to Columbus
>Gonna witness pulju play in his first game in person
I don't think it'll be very expensive for lower bowl seats either.
>>67951713
I'm seeing him on the Transcendence tour in September. Gonna be hype.
>>67952827
Luckily Pulju works extremely hard so Torts shouldn't hate him.
>>67952927
I could see him live last year but missed due to graduation exams
>>67952927
Seen him twice now. Unfortunately his voice can't really take the beating night in night out so it hasn't been exactly 100%. But they've been good shows and he's such a character that it's worth just for the random shit that comes out of his mouth.
>>67952827
lucky bastard
>got to watch him whole season in Oulu
>>67953719
These two young guns are so different than typical Finns. Pulju is all smiles and Laine is total confidence.
F R E S H
R
E
S
H
>>67953875
they are going to destroy NHL so hard
huomenta
Happy Laine day
Can it be October already? I wanna see the golden horde tear the nhl a new one.
>>67954338
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U8vgRM9Gds
>>67954427
>all 9
Missing the 10th one dammit
>>67951001
best dishwasher tbqh famalams
*throws off gloves*
Bring it on!
>>67954595
fuck off
>>67954637
I'm from /NBA/
>>67950589
>Pittsburg has more available tickets
>cheaper because no one wants them
Why did you post that screen shot?
>>67954713
Empty seats get filled up by student rush ticket sales. They're like $25 with a valid student ID. It's pretty dank when you and your friends get lower bowl seats too.
>>67951602
>>>/nba/
>>67943050
>has his dick out pissing towards people's cars
>almost started a fight, fortunately the guys were chill after I talked to them.
yeah, pretty sure that behavior would get you into trouble anywhere unless you have a quality babysitter.
>>67954829
>he literally peed against traffic
Ok wow, i thought you were memeing, how wasted does one have to be?
>he yelled fuck you and similar gibberish at others
In austria you either get ignored or simply just rekt, no police involved there
nevö foget
>>67955142
>under 18 hockey
>beating some drunk slav who cant even slide post to post
>>67955205
>under 20 hockey
>goal created by Saarela who forces Provorov to keep his goalie out of position.
>>67955260
that is a fucking ECHL tier goal bro
>>67955354
Not denying that but everything in your previous post was wrong.
How meme is Samsung? They play little tunes when the laundry is finished
>>67955785
desu any machine made in the past 5 years will have neat features and GOAT power savings compared to ancient rigs
t.hockeymom
This guy at my work has these hilarious pictures of Patrick kane hung up at his desk so naturally I just had to ask where he found such a funny picture. He told me all the best maymays can be found at slash hock slash. I feel honored to have already been accepted here, does anybody have anymore funny kane pictures or dank maymays?
>>67955785
I have the exact same but black
wow checkout these NHL OFFICIAL mock drafts
>https://www.nhl.com/news/adam-kimelmans-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280828612
>https://www.nhl.com/news/mike-g-morreales-2016-nhl-mock-draft/c-280829498
>>67955960
Wow I think I'm the biggest new hockey fan if this is what you've been hiding
>>67943957
>6 and 7 games
Meme predictions. sweep incoming
Next year is our year!
>>67943960
He's going to be an oiler next year if they don't meme into Puljujarvi in the draft.
>>67956079
terrible, why would edmonton draft a fucking prospect defensemen?
>>67955785
>samsung
Ya dun goofed
>>67949193
You know sit about hockey as always binland. What's funny is that Pavelski is the best center on that list but he's also the cheapest. Whichever memer left off big joe as an option needs to reevaluate his opinions on hockey too.
Hall-Pavelski-Perry
Domi-Monahan-Stone
Giordano-Burns
Holtby
Suter
>>67956731
>domi
I really like him but he was invisible at the WC
>tfw browse /hoc/ almost nonstop the last year, even on vacation
>miss one day while traveling home and a new meme is created
>old thread is gone
D-dishwashers, amirite l-lads?
>>67952827
They're drafting Tkachuk on orders of the owner because he's American. Cap this.
Rate my machine
>>67956807
You think a Finnish GM is going to pass on a cornerstone player who is also Finnish? End your life please :^)
>>67956820
How old is it?
>>67956777
nice digits
Suter would make him more like his meat and potatoes father
>>67956820
6/10
Would use. Might break the dishes thouh.
These must be some big dishes xS
>>67956853
>not knowing a Finnish gm will be cautious about Finnish Heritage Disease
>>67949193
Benn-Pavelski-Hossa
Marchand-McMeme-Toffoli
Seabrook-Burns
Bishop
Laviolette
ur team a shit
>>67956945
it says cloth wash not dish wash silly.
>>67956945
best dishwasher ITT. protective coat > air dry
what time are the meme canadian league games on today?
>>67949193
Zetterberg 11 Pavelski 9 Wheeler 14
Palat 11 O'Reilly 9 Kucherov 18
Giordano 14 Doughty 19
Rask 16
Cooper 14
=135
>>67949193
Benn - Pavelski - Hossa
Domi - Bergeon - Gaborik
Burns - Carlson
Bishop
Ruff
>>67956871
No idea
>>67956988
Nice team
>>67949193
johansen - benn - p kane
bergeron - forsberg - jagr
burns - byfuglien
bishop
laviolette
>>67957197
this is by far the worst one yet congratulations
>>67957197
>2 pinching offensive d men
>>67956978
>making things up
>>67929801
M A Y T A G
A
Y
T
A
G
>>67957310
t. grandpa
>>67957335
t. blot
>>67955785
>tfw my awesome landlord replaced my shitty old washer and dryer with expensive, new, fancy units
The old ones worked but these new ones are so much better. I hate that I have to move in a few months because I really doubt my next landlord will be this cool.
You can talk all you want about the machines, but if you aren't using the best detergent and jet-dry, your dishes are ostensibly filthy
>>67957581
>using pods because you're too retarded to measure dish detergent
>wasting money
ISHYGDDT
>>67957616
>boxes full of powder that turn into a solid brick if even a single drop of water is within 20 feet
Talk about a waste of money
>>67957616
>measuring powder
Lmao sure thing gramps
>>67949193
Benn 19 Kopitar 10 Wheeler 14
Marchand 13 McDavid 14 Simmonds 9
Hedman 12 Pietrangelo 13
Holtby 19
Laviolette 12
=135
Yo when's the combine
forcing memes is for faggots btw
>>67949193
Pavelski - Zetterberg - Kessel
Burns - Bishop - Couture
Marleau - Kucherov - Carlson
Laviolette
>>67958157
this week, fitness is on saturday
>hockey journalists are trying to justify the hype for auspic matthews by saying hes a good two way player
fucking kek
>>67958164
stop posting that leaf, it'll never catch on
>>67958157
google you lazy fuck
The combine will be held May 30-June 4 at First Niagara Center and HarborCenter.
starts tomorrow
>>67942762
Where's the "none of the above" option?
>>67949193
Official Meme Lineup:
E Kane 10 Toes 15 Bill 17
Hobbit 12 McMeme 14 Jagr 16
Burns 10 Bufflin 12
Lundpads 18
Hitchfat 9
=133
are you ready for the pain train?
>>67958648
sam gagner 2.0
>>67958814
Is 2.0 supposed to mean "new and improved" or a clone?
>>67948486
>beanwasher
Too fucking dank.
>>67958648
Based
>>67958334
Why Google when you bozos will spoonfeed me anyways?
Also I'm at work browsing with phone so it's hard
>tfw no hokkei
I'm in a bar watching softball there's nothing to do
>>67958648
Le return to Junior kid
>>67944220
He's got a lot of grit and hes scored 20 goals at some point in time. Hes also big just like Goodbranman, big players dont grow on trees.
>>67959492
It's noon steve
Get a grip
>>67959635
It's 2:30 you mongol
>canacucks
>>67959747
Go away Serj
>>67958648
>mfw he gets headshot his first shift in the nhl
>>67959675
>East coast
>>67959803
Sign the fuckin contract, Milan.
>>67959852
>The Turkish immigrant is back at it again with the same pic
I would tell you to go genocide yourself but you can't even successfully do that
>>67959814
>mongol
Hope you're ready for the Ramadan attacks
>>67959492
less than 30 bings until AHL
>>67959985
>The Turkish immigrant is back
Okay, anon. But enough about yourself, this thread is for hockey.
>>67960079
Is the stream gonna be the TSN one or the American one because the American one was awful last time
>it's not even the first game of the finals and /hoc/ already made dishwashers a real meme
I was worried about this offseason but I think it's going in the right direction. I hope smuk comes back
>>67960129
Here is a hockey related post, Mehmet.
Around where is Rubtsov supposed to go in the draft?
>>67956099
>hiding
>he doesn't know that hockey has the best sluts
>>67960323
I hope he killed himself and nobody knew for days until the stench got so bad his landlord found him. I hope he committed suicide by shoving and mlp doll so far up his assistant he bled eternally to death
>>67960345
20s probably.
>tfw your GM is a literal retard and will pick another shitty grinder instead of a 2 way center or a D-man
>>67960733
Not sure if Oilers or Cancucks
Somebody post ahl link?
>Daily reminder that Britain has a gold medal in Olympic Ice Hockey and Finland does not.
>>67960779
>oilers needing a center
no
>>67960785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSwGDikKZds
>>67949193
Ovechkin (20) - Pavelski - (9) - Hossa (10)
Forsberg (14) - McDavid (14) - Okposo (19)
Josi (13) - Carlson (17)
Price
Quennville
$135 used.
>>67960936
Thanks
>>67960996
>>67960936
>>67960980
That fucking nick cage in the corner. Why is reddit so annoying
>>67960867
Centres > wingers because centres can be converted to wingers. Look at San Jose. Draft Dubois, leave him in the Q for a couple years and have a nice value contract when McDavid's $10M extension kicks in.
>>67961107
Wouldn't you agree that pick should be traded for a defender?
>>67961107
You really think the oilers need another forward?
This fanbase man
>>67961192
Its hilarious how defense is such an afterthought
>>67961150
No one is going to sell what the Oilers need for just a pick.
>>67961192
>drafting for need
>drafting another fucking lefty defenceman
Draft BPA, trade said BPA when you need to balance the lineup. If the Oilers were willing to trade Eberle for a defenceman after 2011-12 they wouldn't be in this mess. But instead they had to sign him to a garbage contract because MUH CLUTCH WORLD JUNIORS
>>67961262
>draft BPA
>a decade with no playoffs
>>67961262
There's no reason the oilers can't trade their pick for a top 4 defenseman and a high end prospect.
oilers should draft what ever they think the most retarded option is because it's probably the best option because the oilers organization are all really bad at their jobs
PENALTY SHOT
>>67961262
They have plenty of other trade chips to add in a package deal. Hall, RNH, Draisaitl and Nurse.
>>67961400
vrana is being paid off
>>67961359
>trading fourth overall for a second pairing defenceman and a probable bust
>>67961411
I would like to see them build a package around Nurse for Shattenkirk.
>>67961524
The 4th overall pick has the same chance of busting. So you're getting a 2nd pairing defenseman and the same chance at a good player. This is why the oilers have been shit because they don't know what they're doing.
>>67949193
Neal-Tavares-Kane
Zuccarello-O'Reilly-Oshie
Hedman-Pietrangelo
Bishop
Cooper
decided to try something a little different than the common core choices. Turned out ok, $135
Fun facts: Pens are averaging roughly 35 shots a game and Martin Jones is the worst goalie they'll face in the playoffs since the 2013 Islanders series.
>>67961924
>35 shots
Yeah against the least
Pens won't be able to handle big stronk western cycle busting defensemen
>>67961980
Except Sharks D isn't any bigger than what the Caps and Bolts have.
>>67962087
Sharks defense is deeper and more mobile than any least team tbqh
>>67961657
>The 4th overall pick has the same chance of busting
No it doesn't. The older a player is the easier it is to project a player's future. For example, Reinhart had a far higher chance of busting than whoever the Oilers took at 16 because we've seen how little development he has made in the 3 years. I don't have any faith in the Oilers winning a trade by giving up the best single asset in the trade
>the game isn't until Monday
>>67954790
>student rush
>in the fucking playoffs
It's like >your team wants to get relocated
>>67961524
If Shattenkirk agreed to an extension contingent upon a trade then it would be a good option.
>>67962266
>A shutdown defender doesn't put up points
what a bust lelmao xD
>>67962266
>oilels overload on one position because "muh value"
>their team perpetually sucks
>players don't properly develop/lose confidence
>players decrease in market value drastically after just 2-3 seasons on the oilels
>now they can't even be traded for good players that fit team needs, because teams won't give the Oilels that much for them. Therefore trades don't even happen
>Oilels never get better
>continue to get great picks
>continue to draft for "muh value" instead of team needs
>fans support it
man, what a terrible franchise.
Edmonton, where careers go to die.
Just think, Edmonton could have drafted Ristolainen.
This guy comes into the finals and slaps the Conn Smythe on the ass, what the fuck are you going to do about it?
>>67961924
Jones is still better than Murray or Fleury
>>67962561
no matter what happens, if the penguins win they will give the Conn Smythe to Crosby.
you can screen cap this post.
>>67962413
After years of perpetual failure they finally changed management so hopefully we don't see the same mistakes being made as we haven't...yet
>>67962451
Nurse is better physically and more mobile. Other than that I do agree Risto would be a better option for the powerplay and at even strength. The Oilers are banking on him becoming that Darian Hatcher/Chris Pronger type of in your face physical defender that you need out West.
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>67962633
fuck I missed it is it a tie game?
>>67962646
3-0 bears
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR WHOOOOOOOOOO
>>67962646
awwwwwwwwwwwwww not another
>>67962676
they stopped chanting "lets go marlies"
now theyre just spewing hatred
>>67962676
>babby laffs finally get gud
>get rekt by the babby bruins
Pottery
>>67962738
>babby bruins
>Canadian hockey knowledge
I'll give you a hint, the babby bruins are also called the bruins
>memorial cup in 15 minutes
>sportnsnet is still airing the blow jays
>its tied in the 9th inning
just fuck my life up
i fucking hate baseball and the bluejays with a furious passion, i hope the franchise never makes the playoffs ever again and all of their fans simultaneously die
>>67962619
I doubt Nurse is significantly better physically. He is easily the better skater though. To me Ristolainen has probably the best tools to become a Pronger type out of any prospect. He's got a quite a bit of nasty too, although he probably isn't dropping the gloves as quickly as Nurse will.
woooooooooooooooooo
Kneelander said his favorite sports movie all time is Miracle so fuck you rest of the world
>>67962865
kneelander is a concussed faggot swede
>>67962888
He also said his favorite cheat meal is McDonald's. USA USA USA
>dishwashers
fucking hell /hoc/'s memery knows no bounds
>>67962837
>Nurse and Ristolainen the next hulking giant physical blueliner
uhhh excuse me guys, just checking in
>has 2 inches and 15+ pounds on both.
>>67962988
Even Vlad got in on the memes
>>67962837
I would love to see how Ristolainen would fare in the west. Both of them have the tool-set to dominate the Western Conference
>>67963007
They are all pretty damn close in terms of build + weight. Risto has the the handedness advantage.
Go Knights t b h
>>67963256
did you find a stream?
https://youtu.be/C3dTa9obquY
https://youtu.be/F4a8meH2OqA
https://youtu.be/ZqQC6Q95smk
Risto is so based
>>67963381
next season the gloves will drop. hope his training pays off. love risto
Go Huskies and Timo and Myers
lmao those bubble bumpers
>>67962592
Unless crosby scores 5 goals in the finals I highly fucking doubt it. Kessel is far and away the Penguins most consistent goal scorer and player
>>67963519
>Huskies
>Timo - sharks prospect
>Myers - Flyers prospect
>Netherlands
I can't quite figure out your rooting interests here
>>67963769
Nah I'm Swiss and a Flyers fan
Juolevi is such shit on the power play
>>67964072
no bullet holes? not a cholo goth?
>>67964072
Add green stinky smelly odor lines
>>67964072
mad at rings
Hi, former French bro here. I'm in Deutschland now.
Should I get Eisbären gear?
>>67964299
Nice LA kings gretsky dubs
>>67964072
top jej
>>67964494
thanks dude
explain this canada
Can someone please explain this Chevy lane departure commercial?
>>67964605
the commercial makes no sense but every company is stepping up their tech game since nobody is willing to buy new car anymore lol
At least Toronto is used to disappointment
>>67962363
If you can't move the puck, you can't defend. Period.
>>>67962619
No, we'll just see new dumb ones like the Reinhart trade
>>67962451
That's who I wanted in that draft desu.
>righty
>lots of pro experience before the draft
>finnish memes
who /miele/ here
HUSKIES
U
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What's its name again?
>>67965137
Swept-at-home car
lmao philly frog crying on the ice
>>67965137
Zyklon Honky
>>67958648
>mfw Marner-Matthews-Nylander second line next year
Can't fucking wait brah
The Knights look like trash
>>67965388
>not realizing you should leave Marner on his strong side and put Nylander on his off-wing since he's shown he can play there
>thinking Babs is going to put all 3 of those rookies together
>>67965388
>leafs will eventually have one of the least canadian 1st lines in the NHL with JVR-Matthews-Nylander
Where can I memorial cup?
>>67965441
Sorry I made a mistake with the wings.
Also he might as well since they aren't going to the playoffs for the next 3 years so they better get used to each others playstyles.
>>67965482
http://live.shwidget.com/static/freemovies/38009707640930.html
If you look on r*ddit there is a vlc stream as well, but I couldn't get it to work
>>67965388
>>67965463
>
JVR-Matthews-Nylander
Hyman-Stamkos-Marner
Komarov-Kadri-Soshnikov
Leivo-Laich-Brown
*similar to Purcell-Stamkos-St.Louis
Im sweatin here in London
Fucking dominating the whole playoffs and Mem(e) cup and now we are getting out played
>>67965591
did you hear that comment about the guy's pants being too tight
are these tongue in cheek c-list missed connections posts normal in canadian commentating
>>67965835
>not talking about how tight a 17 year old's pants are
You gay bro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ78s9hunBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV6iRa6ibss
this looks cool hope I get to see it
>>67965137
his name is Honky Tonky
>kebek team has a chick on the bench
wew
damn nice save based huskies
>>67965646
>top group of one of the best US players to never win the cup, a future Leaf and a finn
they were destined for this
THE GOOD OLD HOCKEY GAME
>>67966126
IS THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAME
I think that went in
TABARNAK
oh shit this is a good game
>>67966192
It's not even my favourite Stompin' Tom Conners track 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVjWCwZ8MI8
did that Knights guy get off the ice? that was a big hit
ffffffffff
ET LE BUUUUTTTTTT
HUSKIES
HERE STARTS THE GREAT CHOKING OF OUR TIME
oh shit power play
honestly delay of game is a bullshit penalty
>>67966424
BUT WE NEED MORE SCORING
refpuck intensifies
isn't a hit like that considered interference?
holy shit this refpuck
two five minute majors and 10 minute misconduct and an extra 2 for blood and 2 more for unsportsmanlike conduct
Is this what you call refpuck?
bear spotted
wow I do NOT want Tkachuk, Joulevi, Pu, Mete, or Parsons they are all chokers and BUSTS
>mfw every man on the winning team wins a new dishwasher
GET JOULEVI OFF THE ICE
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>67966596
wow way to steal that from me
i honestly wouldnt draft any player who comes from a team that loses to the qmjhl
>>67966596
>powerplay
more like puppy play
Does anyone have a streaming link for that new Showtime show? For the second episode?
>>67966566
What is going on with him? He looks tired and sloppy.
>>67966617
>implying
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/more%20like%20pooperplay%20lmao/
>>67966662
hes a meme defensemen that just happens to be on a stacked team, sean day would probably look like a fucking god with the knights
are we cheering for puppers or nights?
>>67966662
He recognizes it's the finals and it's triggering his finnish genes
>>67966753
HUSKIES
U
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K
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>>67966753
Huskies you pleb
>>67966701
all but 1 is me
>>67966753
>>67966773
LONDON
O
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D
O
N
>>67966753
huskies
>>67966658
I'd stream it for you if I knew how
Just checked and my xfinity account works with showtime
>>67966776
j-just t-testing you h-hehe
nooo
aw poop
meme goal, should be disallowed tbqh
fugggg
fug me
>dvorak actually does something when taking a shift away from the offensive blackhole that is marner
pretty good
>>67966883
nice bait bitchboy
>getting this mad a manlet is styling all over these """"""prospects"""""" in the minors
>goalie with a full cage
are they not allowed to use cat eyes or is he retarded?
also go based timo
>barner
nice choke job marner
I thought he scored and tkachuk was celebrating when he jumped for the puck
CRISS DE CALISSE D'OSTI DE TABARNAK
>>67966956
>le stickhandle in close guy
lmfao hes useless, in the time it took me to reply he misses two shots, and caused his team to ice the puck by throwing a tantrum to get the puck
dubs and this ends with a goal from centre ice
dubs and Juolevi memes the GWG
odds: knights
evens: dogs
dubs: marner gets injured and the dogs win
Is the NHL network feed showing Canadian commercials or their own?
numbers say timo gets a memey gwg
>>67967196
>96
his number at halifax
confirmed
That Audi commercial is based
>"dramatic" car commercials
>>67967299
lolol no it's not
>dad is going through a midlife crisis
>he refuses to eat cuz he's so depressed about that weak hairline
>as soon as he sees the r8 he feels 19 again
>>67967028
you literally don't know jackshit about this sport
I've never been there or even watched them play but my dad got me a hitmen jersey from a business trip when I was like 5 or 6 and I wore that shit for every Halloween until it didn't fit anymore
oh my god GO IN THE NET
>rags
This game is really good. Fun hockey
last number is how many more golden opportunities marner will absolutely choke on
>>67967427
LOLOL the fucking kippah
>>67967299
>>67967334
Only good car commercials are when Adam Jensen tries to sell me a Lexus
HUSKIES GET THE FUCK OUTAAAAAAAAAA HERE
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
f
>>67967358
i know everything about hockey
Andddddd the better team wins :)
fucking hell
I had a feeling they should have kept that lead in the 3rd
whoa nice goal
REEEEEEEEE
>cryskies
marner
>0 0 0 -2
wew
poor timo
>dumbfucks who think Tkachuk was carried on that line
>>67967598
>yfw he wins Memorial Cup MVP
show a clip of pops
>>67967608
i hope the oil draft him
>>67967596
underrated
>>67967637
Why do you hate him so much?
>>67967637
I hope the Oilers trade the #4 pick for Ryan McDonagh or some shit
>unless he has an NTC
>cliff poo
>>67967427
How did you save with that filename?
>>67967637
you don't joke about this stuff
>>67967608
>being influenced by a single event
Hello Peter Chiarelli, how is Griffin "Memorial cup champ" Reinhart working out? Is he in the top 4 like you promised he would be?
>>67967675
>another fucking lefty
>>67967655
once we dump off that useless cunt eberle, mcgoat will need a new winger, someone who, unlike eberle, plays with some emotion
>>67967693
meme magic
>"17 wins in a row is it? That's as good a junior team as you'll find." - Tkachuk on the Knights.
'15-'16 Knights confirmed GOAT junior team
>it's gonna be a great night with these two
What did he mean by this?
>Juolevi took the hit and gave the first pass on the GWG
CONFIRMED FOR NOT A BUST
>>67967693
›
you can use that symbol i guess
>>67967710
>single event
He was amazing all season, especially so in the playoffs. Of course, an Oilers fan wouldn't be able to identify a good hockey player.
>>67967764
hes hoping to get them drunk enough that they will have a gay sex threesome
>red deer rebels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBb8ibemRCU
>Marner wins Memorial Cup MVP
First OHLer ever to win OHL regular season MVP, OHL playoffs MVP, Memorial Cup MVP, and CHL player of the year.
All awards voted on by people who'll forget more about hockey than the autists on this board will ever know ;-)
MARNER
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>fans not tearing into their commissioner
do they realize this is a hockey game?
>mare see oh fanne der red dear
>this guy trying to speak french
TOP KEK
>>67967793
>tfw either way I win since if the Oilers draft him he'll be a bust
>>67967850
He's not a Jewish cunt like Bettman tho
>>67967831
>marner
>wjc bust
>memorial cup final bust
i wouldnt want that losing spirit on my team, he'll fit right in with the laffs
>can't really pronounce his name
hockey, in a nutshell
>i can't pronounce marchand
>>67967637
Wow why would you wish that on anyone
How do you see any possible chance that the Pongs will NOT get shrekt next week?
I literally can't imagine that the shorks don't have it in the bag
>empty seats
>>67967989
>memorial cup final bust
Aw that's cute, you think you know more than actual CHL talent evaluators.
>>67967948
Kek
t. createor of the first dishwasher meme
>>67967948
>London Brights™
>>67968083
If they use voodoo magic against the goalie again
>>67968083
>sharks ever having anything in the bag
>>67968143
you didn't make shit
>>67968075
>>67968143
wtf are u doin gayboy
>>67968118
i do
>>67968199
>>67968200
I-I can explain
>>67968210
>OHL MVP
>Playoff MVP
>CHL MVP
>Memorial Cup MVP
B-bust
lmao mad at laffs
>>67968182
Just think about it m8
>sharks against Kongs
everyone was like >it was 3-0
Sharks dont choke
>Sharks vs Preds
"Shorking incoming, Preds dominated the ducks
Sharks didn't shork
>Sharks vs Bloose
"Oh the bloose are on fire, jake ellen, Brian elliot dominate the net and Tarasenko does meme scoring magic"
Sharks didn't shork
I got a feeling this season will be shorking free
>fighting every little thing that makes leafs fans happy
stop trying so hard to roadblock every single thing so that they can all build up all this hype and joy to the point where the upcoming leafs superpower that gets reverse-swept in the SCF for the penultimate letdown becomes more satisfying
>>67968210
>they get paid for their hockey opinions
>youre just a sad little boy shittalking teenagers on an INdonesian animation board
Sorry I couldn't resist
>>67968301
>roadblock
>he thinks autist tears are stopping this 500km/h hype train
>>67968249
He's obviously the best junior player in the world right now but he's got a long way to being Patrick Kane still.
>>67968328
bretty good, but should have removed trademark
>>67968302
>>they get paid for their hockey opinions
Part of that job involves having dumb opinions that make people talk. They're not interested in being right, only being exciting.
>>67968302
>not knowing /hoc/ is the top secret hideout of all elite-level scouts in the sport
>>67968350
Yeah of course
Joulevi is gonna be a solid player thanks funland
>>67968398
new
>>67968398
new
>>67968398
new
>>67968398
>rags
>>67968278
>everyone was like >it was 3-0
>Sharks dont choke
Kings were the favourites for that series from the get-go. The Sharks didn't choke, but the Kings certainly were not as close as dominate of a team as they were 2 years ago and prior.
>Sharks vs Preds
They got taken to 7 games, just like the Ducks. The Preds didn't dominate that series at all, otherwise they wouldn't have coughed up a 2-0 lead only to need game 7. The Ducks, however, are also prone to choking.
>Sharks vs Bloose
Blues could easily just be boiled down to exhaustion and lack of experience. They were being carried by their secondary scoring because the 1st line just wasn't getting it done. Sharks deserved to win that series.
But it's not that the Sharks will choke. It's the the Sharks can and have been outplayed. There's going to be no wrecking at all.
>>67968362
Kyle Dubas is shitposting all day erryday.
But I mean celebrities MUST go on 4chan. It just makes sense that they would gravitate towards anonymity. Also the math probably supports this.
>>67968430
This is true
t. Connor McDavid
>>67968360
The guys on the panel aren't involved in the voting.
>>67962576
Lol
