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>tfw no big strong ausgod to post pictures of irrelevant women cricketers in the OP
England vs Shit Lanka in 30 bings
England won the toss and batting, will cuck get his 10K today?
first for walkgod
>please watch our sport
Wrong season you fucking faggots
Anyone ever think that sometimes, just sometimes, Cook sounds ever so slightly like an Aussie?
>you will never cut yourself on cook's jawline
>Having been out of cricket since late November with a foot fracture, Mitchell Starc has said he is "fit, strong and ready" for a return to action during the tri-series in the West Indies, which begins on June 3.
>"It's been a long time coming, [I've been] watching a lot of cricket, so yeah, excited to get on that plane tomorrow, head off, and hopefully play a few games in the West Indies," Starc said, during his pre-departure press conference on Thursday.
just give >us the tri series
cricket is gay
>>67880682
delet this
>>67880714
PLEASE
>1.20 for England to win
Not worth the punt desu.
looking forward to the ipl play-off match later desu
>ywn play test cricket for a living, bouncing off of effortless banter with the rest of the lads, touring the world,
getting serenaded by the barmy army
Why even live bros?
>>67880635
Brit on holiday in Magaluf detected.
>>67880757
I literally dream of it every night
>>67880816
Me too lad.When I lay in bed at night I dream about being the greatest batsman of all time, smashing all records, destroying Bradman's numbers.
>>67880844
>the greatest batsman of all time, smashing all records, destroying Bradman's numbers.
>>67880790
freshcunt detected
I'd even settle for being a county player.Shit would be so cash.
>monty is actually fucked in the head
I thought le piss on bouncers was just a meme
>>67880957
nah it was never a meme, you could see the happiness and joy slowly fading from his eyes after a few years of being 2nd place to swann. irony being if he didn't have this breakdown he would easily get into this team over momeme
This series is proving that Yorkshire Tea>>>>>>>>Ceylon Tea.
>>67881067
>ywn monty open with cook
>>67880938
I literally would have made it as a division 2 county trundler if I was born English.
>tfw you were born in a country where the professional cricket circuit isn't a complete joke
>>67879558
>>67879558
real cric thread
>>67881190
I'm a big fan of county for shits and giggles but never watched any Sheffield shield. Is the standard really that higher?
Disheartening to see Sri Lanka playing and still being rotten. Chameera was promising but he's out for the tour. Very sick of them after a long kiwi summer
>>67881321
it's higher because there's less teams basically, imagine adding the few good division 2 players to division 1 and it's basically the same standard. our system encourages mediocrity with loads of division 2 teams having to be propped up by the ECB because muh counties muh history
Apologise.
>>67881321
For arguements sake lets say that Australia and England produce an equal amount of talent (>implying). In England there are 18 (eighteen) professional team. In Australia there are only six. So yes the standard of competition is considerably higher.
The Sheffield Shield has historically always been the premier domestic cricket competition in terms of quality. This is also probably the reason why Australia has been so successful in Test cricket.
Usually the County champions would struggle to beat a single Shield team. At the moment it is hard to say because Yorkshire are an usually good and stacked team. I don't think Yorkshire could beat any Shield team away in Australia but could probably beat South Australia and Tasmania at home.
You now remember Momeme opening the batting.
anyone got a good stream?
>ywn play in a televised game of cricket, knowing Bumble is commentating on your form
>>67881425
crichd is okay
Just woke up lads
>>67881447
>ywn drop a televised catch Boycott's mum could've caught in 'er pinny
>>67881453
tried it, but they haven't got any links up for some reason
I'm using crictime, but it's shit as usual
>>67881385
Sounds much better than the county system.
>>67881385
1/5 of krazykrezja's klassic kricket kuts
>>67881321
If Australia's standard of cricket was high maybe they'd have made the fucking t20 semis lmfao
>>67881484
Nice alliteration. How long did you spend on that?
>average 43.17
what a load of poo
I can't believe Mahela unironcially said this was the best bowling attack Shit Lanka have ever had
>>67881385
Current yorkshire isn't the best side in england, but with internationals available for both sides yorkshire would probably blow any team out of the water:
Lyth-Lees-Root-Ballance-Bairstow-Gale-Rashid-Willey-Plunkett-Sidebottom-Brooks is pretty stacked, weakest player in the team is Lees who could well end up capped for england when he gets older
>>67881504
Mahela is going senile m8
>>67881498
>le passive aggressive pedantic reply to show how le not mad i le am
Fucking die you malignant cyst on 4chan.
are people really delusional enough to think england cricketers are as good on average as aussies? im fucking english and youre being retarded. aussies are cunts but they rule cricket
>>67881517
Remember Williamson is their overseas player too.
>>67881517
>but with internationals available for both sides yorkshire would probably blow any team out of the water
kek
KEK
K E K
Warner
Cowan
Khawaja
Smith (c)
Maddinson
Henriques
Nevill (wk)
Starc
Cummins
Hazlewood
Lyon
That's NSW btw, not Australia
>>67881546
Back to your bar work in Shoreditch, Bruce.
>>67881562
Isn't Cowan playing for tassie?
>>67881504
>you
And yet they still have won more series in England than Australia has in a generation.
>Cuck
>Cuck
>>67881576
No, he came home last season
>Cuck
>cock
anyone got the balls picture from the last ashes? I've lost it
>Cock
Drop the man and bring in a big strong Carribean man like Carberry.
t. German race traitor
Will Cook ever score another international century?
>>67881562
>cummins being fit ever
>starc being useful in red ball cricket ever
>ed cowan
kek
>>67881546
won 2 ashes series, both at home, out of the last 8. if that's dominating I dominate the world financial market by having 15K in an ISA
>>67881619
yeah he will grind one out when we next visit india
Is the ginger Botham injured or is Woakes unironically replacing him?
>>67881633
>weakest player in the team is Lees
>Lyth, Ballance, Gale(who?), Ratshit, Willey, Plunkett, 98year old Sidebottom and Brooks (who?) are on the team
kek
KEK
This Lees guy must be fucking AWFUL if he worse than them
>>67881633
>>starc being useful in red ball cricket ever
literally fresh
>>67881652
Lyth is good m8
>>67881633
>>starc being useful in red ball cricket ever
kek
You have no idea what's in store over the next decade.
>>67881669
t. Adam Lyth's mum
>>67881562
STACKED
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>>67881562
>Warner - malet
>Cowan - who????
>Khawaja - some paki that got about 4 runs last ashes tour
>Smith (c) - literally looks like a downie
>Maddinson - never heard of her
>Henriques - who???
>Nevill (wk) - worse cricketer than Gary Neville
>Starc - le Johnson jnr choking man
>Cummins - mr injured
>Hazlewood - a fat man
>Lyon - looks like tsimfuckis
"stacked"
>>67881517
I am probably going to be proven wrong but with less Bairstow Yorkshire are not going to win it this season. Beyond Root, Bairstow, Willey and Plunkett the team isn't that brilliant.
>>67881680
you've been saying this since 2013, yet there's still a generation of retired australians who have never won a test series in england. same old broken record with starc, cummins, hazelwood, pattinson yet you cannot beat supposedly shit england sides in foreign conditions
>>67881730
I watch a couple of yorkshire games a season and I know a few players/coaches and I honestly think >we won't win it. they don't seem super confident in our batting line up it was bairstow carrying >us last year and we can't reliably post 300+ on seaming wickets without him
>Bancroft
>Harris
>S Marsh
>Voges (c)
>Klinger
>M Marsh
>Whiteman (wk)
>Agar
>Coulter Nile
>Paris
>Behrendorff
literally would dominate the county """competition"""
>P..P..P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG GOAT SOUTH WELSHMEN :(
kys gatecuck
any good streams?
>>67881758
Wouldn't finish top 5 in Division 2.
>Durham crowds
>>67881773
acestream://aadff76cf805f2b3f0a8ed5c9fca4502c462c017
Played for the Campbelltown Ghosts when i was younger. What about you guys?
>>67881798
the prestigious Bateman Cricket Club
>>67881791
cheers m8
>>67881830
No problem you Slav scum
>>67881784
>Part of the bid to host the 2013 ashes
>2 tests in a row in northern England
>Bank holiday weekend
>Stadium too big that >we had to build to become a first class county
Outside of the more "historical" test grounds people tend to shy away from travelling to watch tests. It's wank but the ECB have fucked our shit up here.
>>67881757
>you've been saying this since 2013
By your post, am I to understand that you ONLY watch Australia play when it's the Ashes?
If that's the case, you're really in no position to comment on Starc's ability, you seething casual.
That's like calling James Anderson an absolute talentless scrub for being shit in the 2013/14 Ashes.
what's your golf handicap lads?
36 here
>>67881856
Ok grandpa
Herath should be shipped off to an aged care home
>>67881856
My garden actually backs off onto a golf course(well, there's a hedge obviously) but I've never bothered to play it.Mini golf is better.
>>67881865
Just give him your address m8
>>67881842
Every nation is good, the trick is to be good away from home and i'll consider you good. starc has had one good series away from home iirc against new zealand yet australians on spee talk about him as if he's the best bowler in the world
>4 test 5 wicket hauls, 3 of them in losing games
kek
>>67881836
im a kiwi with an aussie accent traveling through europe
>>67881902
>Kiwi
>Aussie accent
KEKED
Hales is actually looking good
>>67881955
I don't know what the fuck happened. I had him pinned as a limited over luckswinger tbqh
>>67881955
fag
>>67880957
>"I felt I had low self-esteem and, especially when my confidence went low, I would get into a place of paranoia. Instead of being quiet about it I would get quite aggressive towards umpires and opposition towards my own team- mates," he said. "I got quite paranoid about things. There was nothing there but I felt there was something there. Suddenly you over-think and over-analyse things. I felt I got into a place where I had anxiety and depression issues.
>"The way it made me feel was quite low in myself. I was quite angry with other members around me and I can see how people then got quite frustrated with that. It was very difficult for family and friends because they don't know what is really going on even though they love you and they want the best for you."
That makes me sad, Monty was such a lovable guy when playing for England
Will Compton reach the double digits?
Does anyone have that any of that weird twitter stalker guy Kornheisers?
>>67881969
Same, he unironically looks worse than Burns. Keeps getting beaten on his pads.
But then again Burns did well so what do I know.
>>67882001
>LE LIFE IS SO HARD
>MUH MENTAL ILLNESS
Pathetic
literally the fastest review I've ever seen
>>67882035
Will Compton is an American football linebacker
>>67882001
KEK, to think you spent THAT much time telling lies on 4chan to feed your bullshit ego, etc
Compton is shite, has to be on his last legs for good this series.
RIP in piss Compton's England career
>compton
getting dropped unless he gets a hundred in the 2nd innings, I hope the selectors meme it up and put moeen at 3
>>67882093
Stage is set for Warwickshire's Brave Ian Bell to make a comeback
>>67882109
Hales first drop and Lyth recall desu
It is literally making krazykuckold seethe that Hales has outlasted and outscored Cook and Compton in 2 tests now.
I GUARANTEE he's furiously pacing up and down his room RIGHT NOW, thinking of another epic reddit rant to vent his rage in.
Why does he never sing the anthem lads? Does he hate his country?
>>67882140
I like how whenever he's been asked he says something along the lines of "Ayee miladdy uhh I got me reasons ayy, just don't ask me what they arr"
>>67882140
Ireland test status when?
>>67882140
JUMPED UP LITTLE PADDY
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>>67882219
You watch now, he'll get even more mopey and dour than usual on polite enquiries now.
Such a cuck
Polite enquiries is a bit shit lads
>>67882219
top kek
Call Moeen a terrorist to really make his blood boil. Dobell is the biggest cuck for diversity.
bit torn on compton desu lads. on the one hand he scores super slowly and takes up a lot of balls. on the other hand he makes sure to take up 15+ overs on average before getting out, meaning our middle order doesn't have to play the old ball, root tends to score at 5 an over when the shine is off the ball and he can just drive everything with the slips not being in play. unsure if him doing a job makes up for the fact he doesn't actually score many runs
>>67882297
*doesn't have to play the new ball
>>67882283
do it yourself m8
username: [email protected]
password: Zerogoose
>>67882297
thing is he shouldn't have to be facing the new ball at all if the openers do their job
>that fat indian shit running in slow motion for 30 seconds
KEK
sky sports coverage is GOAT
Goeie middag chaps!
on a scale of 1-Syrian civil war, how fucked is Nick Comptons test career?
>>67882644
fugged
>>67882668
Mahela has such a horrible voice, it ruins his elite truthbombs
>ywn be bros with joe root and tour the world dispatching fast-medium bowlers in england's middle order
Australia will literally whitewash England in the 2017-18 ashes
>Warner and Burns will be the most prolific opening partnership in Test cricket
>Khawaja will be the #1 ranked test batsman
>Smith will be in the form of his life
>Voges' swan song
>M. Marsh will average 40 with the bat and <30 with the ball
>Nevill will be the best gloveman in world cricket
>Starc
>Pattinson or Cummins if fit
>HazelGOD
>Lyon
>that review
are sri lanka the new shane watson?
fucking retarded
the earlier LBW appeals were so much closer and Matthews doesn't do shit, then he burns one on that
>>67882893
Are australian cricket fans more deluded than english football fans?
Root's got me worried lads
>>67882893
so long as the pitches are good, it's going to be a good series.
both England and Australia should be very strong sides
>>67882933
Fucking what. Australia are virtually unbeatable in home conditions and literally 5-0'd England last time in Australia.
>>67882994
>Australia have played 6 home series in the last 5 years
Whats with the lack of red ball chaps
>>67882994
Your belief that adam voges is world class for statpadding at home against shit teams and one good series away to a poor new zealand
>in the last 15 years, Zimbabwe have won 5 test matches
>4 vs Bangladesh and 1 vs Pakistan
>its been 20 years since Australia and England toured Harare
>>67881562
Khawaja plays for Queensland mate. He moved up here 3 or 4 years ago.
>>67883097
>reminder that in voges 239 he got one of the worst pieces of umpiring in history when on 7
literally increase his average by about 25 lel
>>67883097
England literally drew a a series with poo peeland in their own conditions
>>67883097
he literally never implied that
>you will never experience Joe's Root
If Joe Root was a shoe, he'd be Joe Boot
>>67883097
I never even mentioned Voges. Nice projection though, kid
>>67883104
is there an actual point to this post?
>>67883160
not a massive advantage though, NZ and England have always had fairly similar conditions, green pitches, cloudy as fuck, swing and seam on offer
Same way we keep beating Australia in aus but then they immediately come to SA and win as well, both are used to rock hard, fast pitches
>>67883064
Australia typically play 6 Tests in a summer, 5 when the Ashes is on. The only exception was 2015 when >we only played four against India because CA felt it was necessary to play a gorillion ODI's before the CWC, which I guess paid off.
And now that South Africa are garbage-tier, I don't see Australia losing at home anytime in the next decade.
>>67883235
You mentioned that aus are virtually unbeatable at home so i decided to see how other test nations fare in home conditions
Zimbabwes was some depressing reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Zimbabwe_Test_matches
Why do they boo root
If Nuwan Pradeep were a previous model, he'd be Oldwan Pradeep
>>67883241
Aus vs SA was literally the GOAT cricket series. It doesn't have the hype of the Ashes or make the $$$ that India does, but in terms of the competition it is unparalleled because generally speaking both teams are very good and as you say they play in similar conditions.
In the last decade, there have been so many great series between AUS/SA (2008, 2009, 2011, 2014). Only 2012 was kind of meh but even that had its moments what with Faf and AB stonewalling for two fucking days.
But now South Africa is ded because they haven't been picking Behardien and Phangiso enough. RIP ;_;
>>67883264
On current form england are the only team that will give you a challenge at home, while i'm having fun angering all of you today you are probably right. the next ashes depends entirely on how england's next set of bowlers come through, because you will probably have a similar team from now till then, and if broad stays the same >we will probably win at least one game of that series because his record in australia is very good, and he's on fire right now. jimmy will probably be gone by then so it's who comes into that 3rd bowler spot for us, we have more than enough talent in batting to be able to score runs in australia
>>67883331
>the next ashes depends entirely on how england's next set of bowlers come through
You're right but Bread alone won't be enough. He was actually very good in 2013/14 which is easy to forget considering how embarrassing the rest of his team was. I think Finn is very good but they need to find a third seamer and a spinner. Their batting is fine but they need to find an opener and just fucking move Root to 3.
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another excellent conversion
>the english david warner
>New Zealand will be ranked higher than South Africa in every format later this year
wew
>fales
>>67883311
agreed, the tests/series' over the last decade have almost always been absolutely immense and the banter between the aussies and the saffas/English (supporting the saffas) on here has always been absolute gold as well
Cricket is so comfy when the matches are between aus/nz/sa/eng
>>67883396
with that dismissal he became the English Shane Watson
>>67883412
On /sp/ I genuinely enjoy the indian games, since the curries we get here are pretty fun guys
The average indian fan is awful though
>>67883311
should also add that Michael clarkes innings in the 3rd test a few years back is probably the best innings ive seen by a foreigner in SA
If James Vince were extremely sour, he'd be James Quince
Tell me about Vince, why does he deserve the spot
Time for Cuckfield
>>67880635
Sorth Efrican teammates
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>67883470
If James Vince was a collection of meat of meat cut up into small pieces, he would be James Mince
If James Vince was an english cricket fan watching him bat, he'd be James Wince
If James Vince happened subsequently, he'd be James Since.
If James Vince used Instagram he'd be James Tints
If James Vince was an arbitrary point in time used in reference, he'd be James Since
If James Vince were a manlet, he'd be James Taylor
If James Vince were one of the ceremonial heads of state of Andorra, he'd be James Co-Prince
>>67883585
DELETE THIS
If James Vince was a yellow fruit, he'd be James Quince
>>67883585
RIP
Stream link
>>67883621
http://www.crictime.biz/live-cricket-streaming-11.htm
If James Vince was a book of cheat codes that came free with PlayStation magazine, he'd be James Hints.
DOGE
based bumble
James Vince.Wow.I mean, what else can you say really?This young lad could well end up being the man who surpasses Bradman.
>>67883621
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/england-vs-sri-lanka-live-streaming
Why do the English score the games themselves? Are they the same people who unironically buy the Wisden?
>@4chancricket
kek
>>67883771
The Wisden is class to read while you're taking a shit
>that feel when im opening the batting with Mark Vermeulen down at Falmouth tomorrow
Feels good when i give him the old "yes no maybe sorry"
>>67883823
he will literally burn your club down m8
Had KFC for lunch.
I feel the shits coming on
>>67883836
hes actually been a really sound guy and has already made a joke or two about burning down some club houses if he gets sledged
Hes a class bat though, leading the prem in runs and has already had 2 50s in his 4 games so far
>>67883823
when I used to open the amount of openers that could not run singles used to stagger me. Wicketkepeers seem unable to either, if theirs an opening batter that keeps wicket I used to rule out any quick 1s before I padded up
>poot
>>67883878
Daily reminder that Adam Zampa is more gyprock than man
>Warners team lose their best bowler
>bring in Boult
JUST
>>67883893
He's a pretty nice bloke apparently
>>67883931
Boult will take 4
Innings victory I think.
Has anybody seen Macross
>>67883853
>tfw had a bacon butty
Feels good man.
time for ipl
so what's for dinner?
>>67883990
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1020047.html
Daily reminder that /based migration/ is bringing OUR sport to YOUR country
>Start the car!
wdhmbt?
>>67883853
I ate a whole box of digestives
My shit is going to be fucking orgasmic. I can imagine that big, fat log shooting out of my sphincter now.
>>67883853
Had a savoury snack of pork pie, cheese, and an apple.
For whatever reason it's given me the worst wind. I've been constantly doing deep, belly based farts that absolutely fucking stink of methane.
>>67884038
i used to like digestives until i found out how insanely high in salt they are, sugar is bad enough but you add the salt and fat in there and its basically like juggling kitchen knives
the caramel digestives are absolutely fucking based though
>>67884068
stop listening to meme nutritionists.
Salt has been wrongly vilified for too long.
>>67884086
t. British Salt Association
Just bit my tongue lads
>>67884086
t. Kraft shareholder
Just tongue my bit lads
textbook pull
Just pissed on a bouncer lads
Just had an attack of paranoia and lashed out at my close friends and colleagues, culminating in the loss of my contract and livelihood lads
Just got called racist in Greggs lads
>>67884242
tell us what happened
>>67884280
I got called racist in Greggs
>>67884313
why
>>67884351
I was being racist
>>67884369
In Greggs?
>>67884385
Wait it was McDonalds actually
Great cricket "discussion" you guys have here
>>67884242
was it a paki
>>67884401
ruined it
who /cones/ here?
>>67880544
>BIG STRONG AUSGOD/S??
>/me folds arms as if the pool is closed or something
btw when does that historic soon-to-be-#1-with-multiple-exclamation-points-AGAIN english test cricket side go for #2 with sri lanka? r-right now?
>>67884607
literally in the middle of the tea break lad, you've missed half of the day's play
OH SHIT ENGODS 206-3!!!! JIMMY ANDERSON WONT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO BOWL 7/32 TODAY =(
>>67884645
yeah i just realized what was going on and i'll at least catch the afternoon session. c'est la vie when it starts at 4am your local time
Do Sri lankans qualify as curry niggers?
don't even know where that shit is t b h
>>67884689
island just south east of india, so yeah pretty much
they're still unironically the third best subcontinental country
btw who the hell is this vince dude on england with 27 right now?
Tests which are this one sided are pretty dull desu. Feels like waiting around for a day to declare and it'll probably be an innings win again.
Fug
woah i am blazed
>>67884816
dude
>>67884858
cones xd
does everything have to be cable knit
>come back
>root's gone
>>67884910
muh tradition etc
Absolute screamer desu
>Vince
TIME FOR MOMEME
>bince
>Vince
>absolute collapse
SL fielding has been pretty based though, catches win matches
>it's an englel chokes episode
you have brought shame on the proud town of cuckfield, vince
>stream stops working
>every other stream is IPL trash
Why are >we playing this shit heap team?
>>67885086
only a couple of teams will play early season test series and sky want one every year for their shekels. we will play nz and sri lanka loads until they realise >we should probably let >our players go to the IPL
>>67885086
everyone else sends their players off for IPL games
>tfw England women's team and development squads train and play at my university, and I see them in the gym all the time
As far as sportswomen go, they're fairly qt. Not as many butch lesbians as there are in the other sports.
>>67885128
Guessing it's loughborough? ask one of them if you can spot their bench and put your willy in their face tbqfh
>>67885086
need to play all the teams to keep things interesting
except zimbabwe and bangladesh. nobody wants to play them
>>67885183
New Zealand are literally lined up to play both
>>67885166
Yeah, they're based at the national cricket centre on campus. Also seen Andy Flower and probably some guys from the mens' development teams, but no one I recognised. Can't spot the qts at the gym because they always have 1-2 strength and conditioning coaches in there with them to monitor their workout and do that for them :'(
>>67885223
>andy flower
got his signature yet?
>>67885223
should have slapped flower and told him it was from KP desu
>>67885251
Strauss was the guy who really fucked KP over tbqh
>>67885258
kp fucked kp over by making so many enemies
>>67885287
have you read his autobiography? it's hillarious how much he hates flower and matt prior, he's fuming every time he mentions prior in it
>>67885239
>>67885251
Don't really care about him 2bh. Weirdly, he's visited my house before too. My family rents out a small flat which is attached to my house, and the last tenant was some Zimbabwean bloke. Turns out he's involved in cricket and is mates with Andy Flower, so a few times Flower pulled up my drive in his black jaguar and visited his mate in this shitty student-tier apartment. Thought about keying his car in honour of KP, but decided against it.
South Africa are literally going to be ass raped this summer
Just give >us the trophy now
>>67885321
you missed a golden opportunity. imagine if you had keyed KP into his car, and rung a dodgy journo from the sun up and got him down to photo it.
>>67885311
the recent one?
I read a bit of his first one and it made me question the quality of South African english classes. I've heard he got a ghost writer for the new one though
>>67885321
m8, Flower's a fucking legend
probably one of the most talented players of the last few decades
>>67885351
the one released just after his retirement, he goes into full details about every slight grievance during his time playing test cricket. some of them sound like they could be real, prior does seem like a cunt, apparently flower was super anal and obsessed with being remembered as an awesome coach and nothing else. apparently the high ups in the ecb are pricks like giles clarke too which I can completely imagine being real
>>67885399
>Former South Africa skipper Graeme Smith also weighed in, adding: ‘Some of the stuff (Pietersen) touches on in his book I certainly believe.
>‘Having played against them, we always used to say if we could get a win or get ahead they would turn on each other.
>‘The bullying stuff you did experience when you played against them, and you knew you could use it as an asset to get on their other side.’
I'm always something new about that whole shitstorm
I'm off to bed lads, inshallah this partnership will last
>>67885436
I remember watching the thing he talked about when trott was fed up of prior and the bowlers giving everyone shit and hurling abuse at them from the boundary against bangladesh and thinking wtf is going on, so odd that a team that was ranked #1 in the world was full of people who basically hated each other
>>67885498
I always just assumed Aussies didn't sleep
>>67885531
the aussies on cric at this time are neets, they sleep during the day and shitpost by night
>>67885698
if they're from the eastern states, it's only 12:34 in WA
>>67885399
Prior may well be a cunt but that doesn't make KP any less of a trouble-maker and since his runmaking had dried up (at Test and 1st class levels), it was pointless keeping him in the team.
why is your clock 10 minutes fast lad
poor effort today from /cric/, not even one thread's-worth of shitposting
>>67885800
his run making hadn't really dried up, he scored an insanely good 150 in his final innings before being removed the first time, he came back into the side and turned the india series around, finished as leading scoring in the 5:0 ashes and never played again
he was told that if he scored runs at first class level he'd get back into the england team, he scored a 350 for surrey in basically a day, met strauss an hour later, was told his england career was over, then he decided fuck england ill go make millions playing t20s
sure the guy can be a bit difficult but he was absolute class, the Australians would have handled him miles better than england did
>>67887235
>this manure tripcunt suddenly reappears after 3 years as soon as they get Mourinho
Embarassing m8
>>67885800
cringing at that pic desu looks like a 12 year old made it in paint
>>67887235
because with aus hed have been with another 10 super talented but egotistic cunts so he wouldnt have stood out or thought he was jesus. best way to handle a cunt is surround him with more cunts
Hi Big Strong Australians, please watch our sport
http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/67886737/
>>67887280
possibly, but generally Australians cared more about winning than their feelings, if i recall correctly steve Waugh and shane warne absolutely hated each other but were still able to form the backbone of one of the greatest sides in history
>>67887249
>babbys first time posting in a /cric/ thread
delete your post senpai, you've just humiliated yourself
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/birmingham-bears-vs-worcestershire-rapids-live-streaming
T20 Blast game currently going on for those that are interested in a bit of meme cricket until the euro warm-up games start
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2016/05/26/why-englands-series-with-sri-lanka-proves-there-should-be-two-di/
test needs this
>>67887625
how would you feel about having a 2 division/2 tier system but increasing the number of nations from 10 to 12/14 and including Ireland/Afghanistan and the next best 2 associate nations such as PNG, Netherlands, Scotland, Kenya, UAE or Hong Kong
That way you could have a top division of:
England, Aus, NZ, SA, India, Pak and SL
and a 2nd division of:
WI, Zim, Bang, Ire, Afghan, Q1 and Q2
>>67887756
yea 100% agree with you. the associates should be given some chance of proving themselves.
>>67880544
johnny bairstow LADDIE
>shantry
what on earth is going on
Fug that catch was amazing
>>67888753
He was persistently hitting on one of my ugly friends when we were clubbing in Worcester. Lost respect for him ever since desu.
looks like the /bundes/ got deleted/died
>>67890676
You're posting in it
/bundes/ runs /cric/
I played against d'Olivera a few times in junior cricket and he was shit.
>>67891118
Well he's smashing county atm
>>67887330
Warne and Gilchrist fucking despised each other too, and Clarke didn't have the best relationship with the majority of the team.
Ponting and Waugh did an excellent job of keeping everyone's egos in check. Clarke not so much, but at least he had the foresight to nip problems like Katich in the bud.
just woke up lads
Can /cric/ please power rank the list of most autistic cricketers
>>67895714
Mostly just Cook and Compton these days. Shiv Chanderpaul gets an honourable mention.
>>67896374
Going to be a shit year of cricket lads. Nothing but blowouts till SA
>>67890749
delet this
>>67896648
Do you think the Tendies have a chance of making the India series competitive at home?
>>67895596
Does your asshole still hurt?
hello lads, what does ywn mean?
~~cuckmemey~~
>>67897224
I very much doubt it, even if they select their best team, which they won't.
>>67897478
You will never
For example:
>ywn see England win the cricket World Cup
>>67897961
ywn see australia win the ashes in england again
eheheh
Who the fuck is this mong posting edgy 9gag tier """"trolling"""" on the based and elite twitter page?
>terrorist spinner
Are you fucking serious? We could do SO much better that this, Dobell's probably blocked us now so we can't even get a second crack. We should start shilling some random drawn from a hat in a Division 2 county as being good, for arbitrarily made up reasons
>>67898378
Literally Daniel, he though it would be funny if someone saxonposted about moeen
just got back from a wog baptism lads
fucking disturbing tbqh
>>67890354
>respecting anyone bowling 120kph
>>67899821
>this flag
>this post
>>67898378
>le ebin raid broseph!!!
kys
>>67899834
>implying I respect any of the New Zealand twinks
I only respect Henry, Milne and the AusGOD bowlers
>>67899866
Southee is faster than Henry m8
good morning
/bundes/ getting /CRIC/'d again
I hate every one of you faggots
any games on atm?
>>67901631
Sri Lanka v England in four bongs
>>67901649
damn, thats 3/4 AM here
>>67901659
It will still be on when you wake up mr BSA, plenty of time for you to watch
Is lakmal a lanklet?
Off to the cricket in Durham lads. Should be fun.
Thinking of getting our ODI top.
>>67901935
ICC's CWC web store had the 90s English shirt on sale for like $15 a few months back, have a look there lad.
>literally about to win the IPL
why was he dropped again?
Is James Vince related to Vince Neal?
>>67902315
brothers lad
Its my birthday today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8CZXVFc-1E&index=16&list=PL75ED771B05527649
OOH AAH GLEN MCGRATH
>>67902745
Fuck GcGrath the fucking smug murdering dick knob
>>67902745
Fuck Glenn McGrath
>>67901435
Good morning
>>67902745
I miss the days of the ooh aah chants
can't remember the last actual chant I heard from Australian fans beyond the typical aussie aussie aussie shit
>>67902745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQnWtEJVsA
unironically had this on CD as a kid
>>67902789
>LE CHANTING
>>>>asp
Is /cric/, dare I say it, dead?
>>67902968
>England vs Sril Lanka
No you freshcunt, this whole game would get less than 50 replies a few years ago. You are literally living in the prime of /cric/. When the Australian summer comes around it will be tenfold from last year
>>67902838
there is literally nothing wrong with chanting
>>67903024
>LE PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG ATHLETES
Oman are now division four lads.
Are they, dare I say it, watching our sport?
>>67903124
If they are big and strong I sure hope htey are
>>67903124
What division are the US and Canada in
>>67903124
I want to see JUSTlinga play tests
>>67903169
>gulf fags
>being either big or strong with oil prices as they are now
pick one lad
>>67903187
America were unironically kicked out of the ICC
Canada are division two I think
>>67903003
>You are literally living in the prime of /cric/
No.
>this whole game would get less than 50 replies a few years ago
Objectively false again. 2009-2012, England dominated /cric/ and there would have DEFINITELY been populated threads for this series, without a doubt.
2012-2014 was /cric/'s "golden era", and there were far more active posters than now, even if most of them were Australian.
Way to confirm that you are a freshcunt.
>>67903221
Shameful
Where do I sign up to save this fucking country?
>>67903264
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
Inshallah moeen ali will score 1000 test runs
Allah smiles on this man
>>67903221
why did they get kicked? too shit? or cheating
>>67903663
didn't meet ICC standards with financing or something
Kek some top fielding this morning
kek
KEK
K-E-K
At the game right now lads. Good view
>>67903764
Are the covers coming on m8?
>all this wanking off sri lanka for not dropping catches
>keeper drops an absolute sitter within 3 overs of the restart
>>67903680
>ameripoors
>>67903776
Nah, it's cloudy but nice
>>67902776
>B-B-B-BUT MUH GRIEVING PROCESS
Why are so many Australian legends so hellbent on destroying their legacy?
>>67903857
>this flag
>this post
Literally Crowe, Cairns and Bond m8
>>67903857
Handsome, philanthropic Glenn was just contributing to Zimbabwe's economy to keep their cricket at a competitive standard
C'mon Woakesy. We missed you at the bears last night. Don't make it all for nothing, you twat.
bought tickets for the Pakistan ODI lads
Probably going to regret this, but it's the only cricket I'm going to make this year.
>>67903929
>keeping their cricket at a competitive standard
I wonder how many species Glenn would have to wipe out to do that, alternatively he could just wipe out the black race and zimbabwean cricket might be fine
>>67903929
He's nothing but bogan scum. Plus he's taking advantage of his ex wifes death with the pink test shit
according to my calculations, moeen needs 51 runs to break 1000
>>67903959
How do you feel about him getting the 9 wickets then being absent for the 2nd innings? I'd be a bit mad if I were a Warwickshire fan tbqh
>>67903975
Money goes to charity la, unlike another modern bowling legend
>>67903995
Is that allowed? I know they pulled some shit with Ball too
Since Shield is entirely geared to producing international players, you can replace guys mid game, but division 1 county games seem to be a lot more competitive
Is Chris Woakes the most handsome player in world cricket?
>>67904026
It must be allowed since that's what happened. Came in as a night watchman at the start of the 2nd innings, got out early and the next morning went to join the England team.
>>67903995
Lost us the game mate. The meme cricket last night was frustrating as well.
>>67904045
Not as qt as Rooty though
>Rushworth back from injury and 2-9 already.
If only he wasn't such a fat shit he'd easily be in this England team over Finn.
Lakmal is such an ugly shit
Bad luck Sri Lanka.Today >we have Allah on >our side.
>bowling all rounder
>averages more with the ball than the bat
better turn out today
dunno why they don't schedule the tests to start on friday
>>67904094
QTRooty is for fugging in the boypussy while Woakes is for showing off on the promenade.
>>67904045
It's easily Cook.But most England lads are sexy af tbf.Even Bairs has something about him.
>>67904165
Bairstow is fucking ugly m8
England definitely have one of the best looking sides in cricket history though
>>67904179
Yeah, he is ginger and not conventionally attractive.But in a burly, barrel-chested way, he is "fuckable".I bet he pulls solid 7s when the lads hit the town.
>>67904179
Almost glad that Lyth has gone so england could get rid of the one ugly bastard in the team
Another excellent review by Matthews
who's the third umpire? The bloke keeps on churning decisions out in record time
Actually quite nice now lads
Good atmosphere here
Beer queue spans continents
>Sri Lanka in charge of reviewing
Is Angelo Matthews related to the Dave Matthews band?
>>67904280
father and son lad
>>67904280
angelo mathews only has one t
>>67904298
t. Master Linguist
Just two more runs for mo Salat al-zuhr
>>67904313
t. Cunning Linguist
It's a fine morning to watch your sport
>>67904403
How big and strong are you Mr American? Please tell me how I can pander to you further
>>67904421
just rolled out of bed and did a hundred push ups lad
>>67904442
100 pushups? oh wow haha you must be so big and strong! anyways if you could just watch our sport please that would be great i'm sure we could use more big and strong americans watching it such as yourself please spread the word :)
>>67904207
Always wonder about that photo of Lyon in the nightclub with the disgusted woman next to him. I thought Aussie cricketers would be pulling all the top slags like the footy players here.
>>67904467
In absolute fairness Lyon is a balding skinnyfat manlet who looks like he belongs in an accounting firm somewhere in middle management
Will Sri Lanka make 100 in an innings this time?
Any players ever had a cheeky wank on the field? You know, to get in the opponents head
Ashadu an la ilaha ill Allah
>those pig masks
Absolutely haram
Will Ali score a century?
>>67904045
no
>>67904599
I wonder how he found prison with a face like that
>sri lankan fielding
>Sri Lankan ""fielding""
I dedicate this upcoming hundred to Muhammed (PBUH) and Almight Allah Inshallah we shall destroy all kuffar in his name
>Pooaks
>>67904659
I like cricket : D
Who else /destined for a life of miserable loneliness/ here
>>67904748
Not me : D
>>67904748
me : D
>>67904792
rip : D
>>67904748
me ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D
>>67904748
me
also im hungover today so am just depressed as fuck
>>67904748
it will get better lad, chin up
>bread
Reporting in from the game
>Broad
>>67904810
also the realization i've just that theres only a small handful of good test cricket means i'll probs just kill myself today
sick of hearing about this woman in the chewbacca mask
>>67904869
Don't do it lad
>>67904883
That's Jonny Bairstow m8
tfw thinking of all the shit you chatted while on coke last night
>>67904932
degenerate
>>67904932
full fat or the diet stuff lad?
>>67904932
>coke
Why don't you just drink Diet Coke or water? You wouldn't feel guilty then
>>67904970
haha : D
>>67904932
Don't tell me you got banged friend
>tfw no qt county cricket watching SA expat /cric/ tripfag gf
>LE DRUGS ARE SO COOL
>>67905001
You still have me though ƒam
what's a good tea to drink in the morning?
>>67905030
english breakfast, duh
Lol How Funny after 200 Years of PLAYING TEST Cricket English team still doesnot have a player to score over 10,000 . #Shame
>>67905073
But no test match player has a score over 10,000. Lara only got to 400 and and thats still no where near
>>67905073
not 100% why kohli is wearing a pakistan kit but I know I like it
Bumble missed the perfect opportunity to talk about developments in box technology there
>>67905175
Bumble is a self parody of himself at this stage
>>67905168
t. British Pakistani
>>67905260
bit redundant lad
surprised Mathews didn't review
>>67905280
>t. American Pakistani
Post lunchtime slags lads
think we can write sri lankan cricket off
probs south Africa too
soon the big 3 will become the only 3
>>67905491
just replace them with afghanistan and ireland tbqh
genuinely enjoying this england in the 90s stuff
>>67905491
t. KuntyKucka
>>67905723
I get the audio on ESPN but they are still showing the live feed of the ground, a bit strange
>>67905260
I'm typing far too clearly to be a british pakistani, if I was my typing would be along the lines of:
kohli gr8 i real like him much he big fighter slay england he play pak passion for me
storc btfo
>>67905768
t. closet British Pakistani
>>67905484
she looks a lot like that tranny from Caitlyn Jenner's show
>>67905790
>GWS cap
>>67905815
he is going to do a Folau, book it
what's /cric/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Q1NX4rTEQ
brit rap is dope tbfam
Fuck off you fat skank
>>67905848
t. Faggot
>>67903912
Only one who shat on their legacy there was Cairns (who dindu nuffin anyways)
I'd rather die of cancer than cuck myself out to BSI films like Lee or be a perpetual manchild like Warne.
>>67905848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7mukqw3hQ
I'm not a fucking nerd like you daniel
>>67905884
ntb lad
>daniel
>liking songs under 10 minutes long
>>67905848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM85MFixNCo
Listening to this and some other meme music : D
>>67905883
Atleast our past greats help our team m8o
poo peelands current coach is a nobody club cricketer and bowling coach is a reject srilankan/english trundler. meanwhile all your past greats are coaching IPL and BBL teams
what is a good age to kill myself
I feel like somewhere between 27 and 31, it will give me enough of a chance to turn it all around.
>>67905993
killing yourself is literally the most cliche thing you could do
Poo Peeland cricket coaching staff on suicide watch
>>67905993
39 is the point of absolute no return, physiologically atleast
>>67905993
if you kill yourself you will land in the lake of fire and stay there for all eternity, lad
anyway, do it after your mum is dead so that she isn't sad
>>67906030
I don't care for my mum, but I might wait for my dad to die I guess, he would be pretty sad if I did it.
Ashadu anna Muhammadan rasoolullah
>>67905985
>New Zealand's former greats make smart post-career decisions to ensure future retirement stability rather than whore themselves out on national media for the sake of >muh patriotism
Maybe some day you'll grow up buddy.
Might put my head on the train tracks tomorrow
>>67906061
Inshallah my muslim brother Moeen Ali will score a century in the name of Mohammad (PBUH)
>>67906114
feel like I'm more of a gas myself in the car kinda guy desu
>>67905883
Crowe shat on his legacy by dying
Southee and Pooult shat on his legacy by being so bad that they made him lose all will to live
Chaps, how do we save cricket?
>>67906145
The ICC should bring in a Bunker
>>67906145
Give tv rights to terrestrial telly
Declaration after Moeen's (PBUH) century?
>>67906145
Test is dead and it makes me sad every day.
Gonna eat breakfast
anyone waking up early to watch the footy tomorrow?
>>67906190
Nah just you
wew england are are legit awesome at cricket
>>67906215
t. British Indian
>>67906145
restructure england's domestic structure and fire all the top management, including that fucker Giles
dissolve the WICB and replace it with actually competent management
give ireland test status
de-big 3 the ICC
remove T20 bilaterals and replace it with a T20 world cup every two years or every four years in between the olympics, where it would be played
more day night games
try to subsidise salaries of smaller boards' players
remove zimbabwe from the test 10
let pakistan play in england again instead of the UAE
>current australia are better than current england- australians on /cric/
are they serious or genuinely deluded enough to think that?
Truthbomb: Cricket doesn't need saving
>>67906215
It's Sri Lanka, cool the jets a bit
>>67906260
I wanted to cynically pick apart your post, but these are all good ideas except for the pakistan/england thing which isnt optimal due to timezones
>>67906260
ireland should legit be handed test status
the irish are naturally competitive and being promoted in such a way will bolster their game, also cricket needs more strong white men
t. a northern irishman
>>67906161
This, 100% this. Giving sky the tests was the worst decision of all time.
>>67906279
it's literally true
Cook>Burns
Hales<Warner
Compton<Khawaja
Root<Smith
Vince<Voges
Bairstow?Nevill (both good in opposite ways)
Stokes<Marsh
Ali<Lyon
Broad=Starc
Finn<Hazlewood
Anderson>Pattinson
>>67906418
>Anderson>Pattinson
kek
KEK
>This fielding
KEK
REAL CREATED FIRST THREAD
>>67906550
>>67906550
>>67906550
>>67906550
DISREGARD ALL IMPOSTERS
REAL OFFICIAL THREAD
>>67906553
>>67906553
>>67906553
hey wait.... no "walkcunt on suicide watch" to end the thread? wtf?
who are you lot and what happened to >MUH /CRIC/ ??
