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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67799094
NEWS:
>Paige stars in a movie
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11748448/paige-vanzant-crossing-over-to-movies-with-role-in-kickboxer
>Tito Ortiz: UFC would fail without Dana White
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11741760/morning-report-tito-ortiz-says-the-ufc-would-crash-and-burn-without
>Bisping: "Rockhold is a cock guy"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11748016/michael-bisping-knows-he-can-beat-smug-asshole-luke-rockhold-win-ufc
Schaub.
CRUZ VS DILLASHAW FREE FIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdg9gkmWsEA
schaub
AHHHHHHHH FIGHTPASS HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
mma needs more slavs desu
>>67805508
I would watch the fuck out of a rematch, this fight was so fast
be careful /heem/
>fake predictioncuck is back
how do I know what boxing glove size should I wear?
>>67805521
>mfw casuals say he tapped early
>its a thread made by the american sperg
>>67805762
I'm going to need a shopped reflection in these ASAP
>>67805508
Kekkles.
SNEK IN DA GRASS
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67805879
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem
conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now
conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular
fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let
them fight asshole
>that look you have when you know you're about to suck off the GOAT and you ain't gon stop even if he nuts.
>>67805879
>begrudgers
ilu
My boyz came to Argentina to film TUF, dancing some Tango and shit
>>67805659
>dressed as Sweden
what did he mean by this?
I feel a bit down today /heem/. Can you post ronda shadowboxing to cheer me up?
nth for JoJo
>>67805937
Are they going to fight at the finale?
>>67805961
>I feel a bit down today /heem/
Get a dog, bro
>>67805998
Could you imagine that disaster?
>mfw bisping brings it home
>>67806017
Don't pretend you wouldn't be hype as fuck
>>67805814
Someone who dosen't suck at photoshop should do this.
>>67806095
He is already talking shit about our country
>>67806125
I could have added a shade at least but too lazy.
>>67805879
>>67805888
>waahh, I can't get over the fact that Conor isn't invincible anymore
>>67806133
FUCKING ROASTED
>>67806102
Since when do they have kangaroos in Thailand?
>>67806133
Who needs toilet paper when you have based bidet like normal human beings?
These fucking americans and their shitty assholes.
>>67806133
>Our country
>>67806207
You proxy?
Or are you the supposed american that's living here in BsAs?
>>67806087
me on the left
>>67806196
>argies like having fluid shot up their assholes
wew
>>67806220
I'm closer to Mendoza. Canadian here for work.
>>67805317
>Almeida
>Barao
>Tarec
>Miranda
>Masvidal
>Felder
>>67806262
Mendoza is a nice place.
>>67806252
Believe me, you would love it too.
>>67805905
lmoa
>>67805905
underrated
>>67806133
fuck I know that feel
we cant flush the paper and we use poopy bins
>>67806307
I'm usually here a few weeks out of the year shilling wintersport merchandising. Feels like a vacation every time.
>>67806350
Winter in Mendoza is the shit, especially high up in the mountains, i have family there.
>>67806338
I don't know what kind of shitty bathroom Forest used but in my bathroom you ceintairly can flush toilet paper, it's considered bad education to do it though.
Back at it. Pretty stacked card all around, should be a spicy card. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.
Main Card:
Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story (fight back on)
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal vs. Lorenz Larkin
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder
>>67806430
>it's considered bad education
lol
>>67806430
if you flush paper here its considered an act of absolute malice and vigilance cuz its sure that he gonna need a plumber in the next days when his bathroom is flooding in shit
>30 bananas a day
>try to climb everest to prove vegans aren't weak
>fucking die
what a waste of bananas
>>67806447
THOMAS
RENAN
TAREC
CHRIS
LORENZ
JOSH
>>67806500
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
VEGANS BTFO
I miss the japs ;-;
>>67806500
Those people were vegans?
>>67806472
I have no idea why, somehow it's better to used a little paper throw it on the bin and then bidet with soap and shit.
>>67806579
I miss PRIDE
remember the good old days when people were saying that PRIDE would invade and sweep the UFC in every division?
Then Wandy, Crocop and Shogun started losing
at least we got Mark Hunto and Hendo
>>67806087
is that Dana's bull on the left?
>>67806624
hey shogun became champ. so did rampage, nog, and andy if you wanta count him. crocop was the biggest disappointment as far as pride fighters in the ufc goes.
>>67806447
Almeida
Bahao
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
just cancelled my UFC Fight Pass™ account lads
>>67806730
Shouldn't you be watching the fights Dana?
>>67806730
>>67806730
use ta*ma for all your streaming needs
>>67806447
Almeida
tough one, probably Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
>>67806703
where and what is this place
>>67806698
they won some but people only remember them getting sacrifice to jon jones
>>67806758
Who hyped for Miranda?
post fighters who would have been the GOAT if not falsely convicted of rape allegations by a crooked legal system, ill start
>>67806751
i just realized im a weidman fan, not a UFC fan
ill reactivate when dana guarantees chris his title shot
>>67806783
No not really.
>>67806815
dont back down
>>67806624
yeah, what are you talking about? PRIDE took over for a while, mate. the only one that underperformed was Cro Cop. the rest had amazing fights and several became champs. revisionist history much?
>>67806775
no idea, most likely a mosque in dubai or abu dhabi
>>67806837
Not like it was instant though, Hendo lost his title shots and Shogun came in as the next big thing and got choked out by Forrest.
A lot of the undercard Pride fighters that came in also performed like shit, but nobody really cares about them.
>>67806447
Thominhas
Henan the MUNSTER
Story
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
>>67806447
Almeida
Barao
Tarec
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
>>67806793
putin free this man!!
>>67806891
Is this the face of a brutal rapist?
I think not!
>>67806751
What is this from?
>>67806928
The face of hepatitis
>>67806943
A streamer's house
>>67806928
he looks like a sad, lost puppy :(
i cry for the boy that was
>>67806775
sheikh zayed grand mosque in abu dhabi
be careful
you now remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
Who /CLAUDIA/ here?
>>67807049
God, Luke has the personality of a fucking paper bag
>>67805735
he tapped early
>>67807000
wow nice
christ cucks btfo
>>67807079
Come and get it brah
>>67807079
> shit talking equates to personality
Noob
>>67807079
no he's just normal dummy
>>67807053
looks as real as mandrama
![sonnen-silva-fight-TUF-brazil[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/up8kjp9.png "sonnen-silva-fight-TUF-brazil[1]")
>>67807053
>He got too close to Joe
>>67807053
fucking savage
>>67807109
good lad
>>67807178
>>67807162
https://youtu.be/F5waenm4SpQ
>>67807206
Dumbest thing a champion has done in the past 5 years?
>>67807233
what the fuck did they do to her face
>>67807254
>wheel kick
>>67807254
ronda boxing with holly
aldo running into conair
anderson fucking around with weedman
weedman memekick
take your pick la
>>67807254
jon crashing into someone
>>67807079
he's stupid dude
nothing he can do about it
>>67807356
no bully the handsome eejit
>>67807000
>>67807109
muslims get off by /heem/
Is there anyone who honestly believes a 37 yo Bisping can beat Luke "The Archduke" Rockhold on such short notice?
>>67807386
he's an amazing fighter but god is he ever awful in front of the camera
>>67807411
poland's own mihail bispingski is going to turn pebblegrasp's face into bigos
>>67807406
m*
>>67807411
According to /heem/, yes.
Paige is pretty good at dancing.
>>67807411
No, it will be ugly. Would have rather seen Luke beat up Anderson.
>>67807326
>ronda boxing with holly
Ronda wasn't trying to box with Holly at all
>>67807498
That chick with the hurt back's second dance was shitty and she got three 10's and Paige's first dance was actually great and she got a nine.
Shit's rigged yo
>>67807415
Exactly, he is an amazing fighter, but it's like he has zero charisma. And his interview with Bisping the other week was cringe.
But I guess it fits considering most fighters from AKA have zero personality (eg Cain)
>>67807584
Yes she was
>>67807602
I hate this charisma meme we have to deal with after Mcgregor went mainstream.
>>67805508
bretty good
>>67807602
I find it a bit fascinating that top UFC fighters can't put it together to be a bit more interesting. It's retarded.
Luke is so fucking hard to watch. I actually wish he'd do zero media and the only time I saw him was when he stepped in the ring. That way, I could maybe convince myself that he was an intelligent athlete and want him to win.
He's fucking stupid, though. He hurts his own brand when he's on camera.
>>67807602
he doesn't need charisma, he's a pretty boy with a 32 cm cock
>>67807668
>>67807602
>mandramatics
I'd much rather more soft spoken killers like Rockhold and Lawler than a million McGregors and Rondas
>>67807584
>australia is saying retarded shit again
does your wife still cry when you hit her or does she just go hide in the bedroom for an hour
>>67807691
i tip m'fedora to you sir
>>67807680
This, i hate this fucking meme about "popular" champions that need charisma. Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz had the charisma of an irish potato and they are still popular as fuck
>>67807697
Go to /asp/ with that mandrama shit
>>67807697
Why was she trying to box with Holm? because she didn't instantly judo throw her?
That fight staying standing had everything to do with Holm, not Ronda.
>>67807691
>retard can't identify other retards
lmao it's art
>>67807646
cool birdo friend, post it in the next thread too
no sarcasm
>>67807730
You are literally a casual. Tito was entirely charismatic and interesting.
>>67807730
I don't know, I'm not opposed to fighters showing some personality. I just think it's ridiculous when people hold it against a fighter for acting like a normal person and not a caricature.
Also, you're absolutely dead wrong about Tito.
>>67807668
Yep. I'm not saying he needs to cut promos or stupid shit like that, but in front of a camera he's fucking wooded. Glad someone seems to agree with me on this.
>>67807691
I'm not saying Luke needs to go the McGregor/Ronda route at all. Even Robbie Lawler has a hint of personality. Luke is just cringe in front of a camera, but happens to be an excellent fighter. It is what it is.
>>67807793
Luke would do better to just act like he didn't give a fuck about fighting and pretend it was just something he liked doing. Seriously lol
how would he do in the UFC?
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-BJ-Penn-052316
BJ penn out of 199
>>67807739
Lol, there was multiple times where she was well within clinch distance of Holly and just tried to box with her. Constantly chasing her with punches.
This really isn't hard.
>>67807830
suspended for using a too-large IV out of competition, what the fuck
>>67807739
I agree with you
>>67807830
Another natty GOAT contender bites the dust.
For real though it was hilarious how he blamed Dolce for that ridiculous gameplan he had for the third Edgar fight because he wanted him to take an IV post weigh ins. Remember how offended BJ was by that suggestion that he should take an IV
>>67807789
>Tito is charismatic
LMAO if autism is charismatic then you might be right
>>67807790
This is a charismatic human being according to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnrI1l6qvO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlbrS09FxFY
>>67807830
>"After BJ's guilty admission after his acquittal, we find it in everyone's best interests to pull the fight from the card and cut him from the organization."
Holy shit
Free fight bisping vs silva
https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
>67807901
>guilty admissions after his acquittal
You're actually retarded.
>>67807900
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&app=desktop
>>67807830
BTFO
>>67807079
Luke is a typical chad.
>>67807858
Yeah, because she throws hooks as an entry in on the clinch. I don't remember any moments like the one you're describing honestly and even if there were, it was plainly obvious that striking was not Ronda's gameplan.
>>67807900
You can't just deny facts and cherrypick examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ippPo-ku9Qw
>>67807900
No, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3piGO9b2Xqc
It's personality. You're just a stupid paper bag and can't understand it
>>67807863
To dilute the blood of any banned substances
>>67807901
Ayyy you got me.
>>67807691
Lawler's entire personality is that he loves violence, it just shows in the cage. Rockhold literally has none though.
>>67807992
All i can see in that video is Aspergers in a strong man so people accept it and don't have a problem with it.
>>67807997
>Tito still has fans
GOAT fanbase though
>>67807958
>I don't remember any moments like the one you're describing
I'm not surprised.
>it was plainly obvious that striking was not Ronda's gameplan
Apparently only to you
>>67807889
His gameplan 100% worked until it didn't
>>67807823
not bad, but MY BOY would fuck him up
wow Paige's dance was amazing lol
>>67807691
>soft spoken killers
thanks joe rogan for this edgy shitpost
>>67808030
im not a doctor, do IVs actually work like that? i mean i get that it goes into your bloodstream but to actually affect a drug test seems a little to straightforward almost.
>>67808105
>thanks joe rogan
How fucking dare you?
My Yoga Mat is my Octagon, is my Wrestling Mat, is my Kayak, is my Winnebago, my Fishing Boat, my Music, my Concert, my Stage, my Beach, my Paddle Board, my Drum Set, my Surf Board, my Weapon, my Shield, my Sun, my Escape, my Release, my Strength, Get Away, my Focus, my Time, my Friend, my Fuel, my Fun, my Zen. My Yoga Mat... Is Me
>>67808121
It's 100% used to mask HGH use.
Out of all people who love slamming PED users, Tim Kennedy looks like the most suspect, dude is ripped as fuck
>>67808158
Calling my boy Anthony Johnson right now
>>67808121
Well if you dilute your blood with water enough then yes it can. Usually just trace amounts I'd imagine.
>>67808183
Natty American muscle bro, deal with it
>>67808100
>seabird
>not an albatross
baka desu
>>67808158
>blanket carrying a blanket
>>67808183
Seeing Urijah, Yoel and Lombard post-USADA has led me to believe that the eye test doesn't work.
>>67808183
Tim Kennedy is the most suspicious? Not one other person you could think of?
>>67808135
he's right though
Rory is a soft spoken killer
Robbie Lawler is not, and neither is Rockhold
So now that the Natty Goat of 155 has been blown to pieces... who is the New Natty Goat of 155?
>>67808226
He sounds like the americans on /heem/ when they sperg out with flagposting
>>67808236
USADA is corrupt and doesn't even utilize CIR testing
>>67808240
I mean he's the most suspect looking fighter who likes to bash PED users. Sage won't say a negative word to anyone.
>>67808284
Got an explanation?
You can't just drop that and leave it.
>>67808284
They use CIR that's how they caught Jones
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/01/report-cir-testing-performed-on-jones-pre-fight-tests-says-nsac-head
>>67808277
caol uno, as real fite fans always knew
>>67808240
Please stop defacing images of Are Sage
>>67807821
I'll take it.
>>67808046
>tfw no qt vietcong to nurse you back to life
>>67808277
Jens Pulver obviously.
>>67808325
That wasn't USADA.
>>67808383
iktf bro
>>67806447
Thomas Almeida
Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine
Vitor Miranda
Lorenz Larkin
Paul Felder
FREE FIGHT- DILLASHAW-CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMSuGwsVE18
AND SILVA-BISPING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHcStABPe0
>>67808494
When's his next fight?
>>67808494
>>67808527
>real name: dhafir
>sobriquet: dada5000
wtf even are niggers?
BJ out of 199
>>67808169
Didn't USADA had that new HGH test that detects it days after use? They upgraded after Mirko's turned out clean
>>67808527
Why exactly did his face swell up so much? He wasn't even hit hard in the fight
USADA's two biggest "name" busts have come through the fighters disclosing too much for their own good, not through sample analysis
>Machida disclosing that he uses DHEA
>BJ Penn disclosing that he used an IV
This just proves Frank Mir's lore; a fighter's greatest enemy... is himself.
>>67808591
mixed feelings about this
>>67808648
fried chicken withdrawal
>>67808599
They may have whatever, the reality is that fighters know how to pass test.
>>67808657
Hope they learn that the testing is shit so they keep their mouth shout and keep doing their thing
>>67808527
ayy lmao
>>67808708
>Hope they learn that the testing is shit so they keep their mouth shout and keep doing their thing
Definitely true. Cro-Cop experienced that too didn't he?
>thinks he got caught
>puts out his statement first admitting he was a bad boy
>USADA test comes back negative anyway
>uh...
>>67808648
His heart stopped working, the blood accumulated on his head and made it swole
>>67808347
>>67808383
>>67808463
your president met one yesterday
>>67808933
Do you eat dog?
>>67806447
Almeida
Stephens
Tarec
Miranda
Masdival
Burkman
>>67808933
Feels pretty bad knowing I'll never be a prim and proper Vietnamese girl in an Ao Dai on a traditional holiday, ready to make my family proud as I start my own small business.
>>67808933
President of what?
>>67808985
have you killed your share of baby dolphins today?
>>67806447
>Thomas Almeida
>Renan Barao
>Tarec Saffiedine
>Vitor Miranda
>Jorge Masvidal
>Paul Felder
>>67809052
of the united unisex bathrooms of america
>>67808657
I think noted scholar Kevin Ferguson said it best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn0RE2HQUA
>>67808527
>Ate ass last night and woke up like this
![13282416_10206185947622916_717369525_o-660x1174[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQSmbOO.jpg "13282416 10206185947622916 717369525 o-660x1174[1]")
>>67808985
no. do you?
>>67809017
just say you want to be a girl bro
>>67809052
kingdom of social justice warriors
>>67809095
I wans't bullying tho, is a legit question that's deeply connected to /heem/'s interest
Too bad the bangbro isn't here, he adds to the dog eating discussion quite a lot.
>>67809155
Not yet
>>67809155
Don't take this the wrong way, but I hate your language. Did it for year 7 and 8 and it is some complicated, annoying shit.
>>67809124
your country produces only tranny porn so you have no room to talk, rafinha
>>67809128
A true intellectual
>>67808933
she should have stabbed him with a punji stick
>>67809170
Hey at least we still use the Latin script. Much easier to learn than say chinese or japanese
>>67809169
>confusing vietnam with korea
>>67807646
what kind of dog is this
>>67809184
Yeah but in hueland they kill gay people.
It's actually the country with more gay killing in the world, more than african nations.
>>67809257
They eat dog in parts of vietnam too.
>>67809275
and still they are everywhere, seems like we arent killing enough
>>67809275
We dont kill gay because they are gay.
We dont discriminante who we kill 2bh
>>67809275
I think the funniest part about Brazil is that a video of a kid getting shot in the face became a meme
>>67809311
>>67809312
Americans disagree with you
http://dot429.com/articles/1641-brazil-retains-highest-lgbt-murder-rate-in-the-world
http://www.advocate.com/world/2016/3/12/watch-ellen-page-confronts-brazils-biggest-homophobe-gaycation
This seems like a matchup that's come up a lot in main events recently
>Werdum vs Miocic
>Garbrandt vs Almeida
Which is better, boxing and wrestling or muay thai and bjj
>>67809329
haha that kid looked like a fucking donkey, had it coming
>>67809275
You've been reading propaganda, there are like 300 gays killed per year (LGBT activists numbers), while the total amount of homicides is like 60,000+. What the data shows is that gays are way less likely to be killed than heteros
>>67805879
>I want $100 million to box Floyd Mayweather Jr
>I want $10 million for a "do-over" fight wit Nate
>Literally got his ass kicked and tapped like a bitch in his last fight
>Literally hid in Iceland like a pussy b/c he was too afraid to face the press at the 200 presser
WHY does anyone take this jackass serious anymore?
>>67809346
>In Brazil, 1,341 LGBT people were reported murdered from 2007 through 2012.
>In Peru, a reported 249 LGBT people were murdered from 2006 to 2010.
>>67809383
>>67809401
>I'm neighbor with savages like this
>>67809372
To be fair that's the most common fighter archetype out of the US and Brazil respectively.
>>67809383
It is kind of funny in a way. Here's the video for those who haven't seen it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nJQ5p5chs
Kid was trying to sell a stolen gun back to the owner afaik.
>>67805735
he tapped early, like a fucking little bitch
>>67809430
>1,341 in 5 years
We kill almost 70.000 per year
Educate yourself, faggot
>>67809430
Brazil has over six times the population of Peru tho
>>67809473
Shhh dont talk sense to the faggot
Reason doesnt work with communist scum, you know that.
>>67809430
>implying you're any better
>>67809444
>The city of Brazil
Sometimes i feel bad for liking brazilian fighters
>>67809470
>Trying to downplay your killing culture
>it's worse than ALL african nations
>It's the worse in southamerica per capita
>>67809473
Peru are brotier tho, wouldn't mind going to Lima on vacation t bh
>>67809511
I wans't comparing Peru to you, i was just stating facts about amazonian people.
>>67809546
We kill people too, but it's not even close per capita to you or ANY of the amazonian countries
Chile is the only one that can talk shit on us in this subject, maybe Uruguay too.
>>67809546
>tfw can't talk shit about irrelevant countries that don't make the news
POST HEEMS
>>67809577
>Peru are brotier
hmmmm
I was informed by a solid source that Peruvians are Nazis
>these wannabe mexishits thinking anyone gives a shit about their third world problems
>>67809577
>downplay
I'm really not
We do kill a lot of people
But you were implying we kill fags like yourself because they are fags but it's not true
You were very wrong there, proportion-wise
200 fags per year / 600.000 total
>>67809668
Sorry 60.000
>>67809640
He sure is
>>67809584
Just accept you are savages, it's ok.
>>67809627
That's their thing
>>67809633
CHI
>>67809668
Well, that's not about the american LGBT community thinks
Anyway, i'm just memeing, don't get mad boludo.
What did he mean by this?
The only natty brazilian
>>67809426
because casuals love him
>>67809640
>All those unnecessary blows to the feet
Disgusting, barbaric sport.
>>67809739
>american LGBT community
>thinks
I just gave you straight up facts
If you can't figure it out yourself you belong to tumblr or yoh might get triggered.
>It's an aussie tries to stop the shitposting barrage by posting webms episode
>>67809633
I like the diversity of /heem/, makes it more interesting
>>67809810
Even then, the numbers are still some of the highest in the world for gay people killing.
You bought into the catholicism meme
>>67809876
MMA truly is an international sport, I love that aspect of it.
>>67809897
It's people killing that haplen to be gay.
God you are dumb, I'm done replying to you. Joke is on me trying to explain basic math to an argie.
>>67809897
In proportion to the amount of murders it's not a relevant number at all, you kirchnerian faggot
>>67806447
>Garbrandt
>Stephens
>Saffiedine
>Miranda
>Larkin
>Felder
>>67809928
We need an aussie and a argie champion in the ufc t bh
>>67809967
>>67809969
Again, this is not an argument made by me.
Google "Brazil LGBT kills" and you will see a thousand websites trying to argue that in fact there are a group of brazilians that kill gay people because they are gay.
>>67809982
I don't know about our chances of that though, especially as far as natural born Australians are concerned.
Isn't Santiago Ponzinibbio the only Argie in the UFC?
The biggest killer in Brazil? THE GOVERNMENT
>>67810091
good post
>>67810060
>I don't know about our chances of that though, especially as far as natural born Australians are concerned.
Dan Kelly on a Cinderella run to the MW title
"Celtic Kid" Jake "Australian Sage Northcutt" Matthews if he keeps improving - was very impressed he was able to beat Johnny Case - he might just be for real if he keeps sharpening his tools
>>67805814
shes one ugly motherfucker
>>67810060
I think there are 3 or 4 argies in the UFC, but they are doing TUF here in argie right now so soon we may have a few more.
What's the problem with natural born autralians?
got a message the next day from wikidude telling me he's removing my addition because i didn't provide a reliable source
>>67810138
Is this the peru fighter?
>>67806447
Almeida
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
>>67810150
>no data
>just some text from a faggot bias blogger
You deserve to love in the shithole you call country.
>>67810207
>3 browsers
>IE
the biggest killer in brazil is a guy named pedrinho matador "murdering lil pete" with 71 confirmed kills, he has probably killed 100+ people tho
>>67810186
I just meant that the more notable Aussie fighters are kiwi imports really, as the other Aussie just said we've got a pair of quality fighters in Dan Kelly and Jake Matthews but I don't think a title run is very realistic for either of them personally. Will still support them 'til I die tho.
>>67810207
Chimpette kek
>>67810251
It's better than Brazil m9, at least we have a president.
>>67810253
Good lad
>>67810255
How do you feel about Kyle Noke
Him breaking that guy's rib was pretty cool and he got robbed against Morono
>>67810253
Of the current Brazilian UFC fighters who is the most thuggish / most likely to have made murder?
>>67806447
Almeida (FOTN)
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Mazvidal
Felder
>>67810255
Yeah, i feel the same way about argie fighters, i'll support them win or lose, don't matter, but the title run seems very far away
>>67810252
>3 browsers
>IE
>No Chrome
>>67810332
at least unpin IE from your taskbar you gooflord
>>67810292
Oh right he completely slipped my mind. I don't really have strong feelings on him either way, and I don't consider him that strong a 'flag carrier' for Australian MMA since he lives and trains in the US. Can't hold that against him though, it's the smartest thing a UFC fighter could do.
>>67810364
>He uses botnets
>>67810332
what game?
>>67810333
I believe in Ponzinibbio
>>67810364
>Chrome
>Not Chromium
enjoy your botnet goof
>>67810303
Toquinho
Diego Brandão
Massaranduba
>>67810333
I'm just happy people are even good enough to get into the UFC bruh. Ponzinibbio hasn't exactly gone on a killer run but he's a spicy lad and even that level is beyond what I'd expect from a sport with a pretty minor presence over here all things considered. Here's hoping TUF Latam 3 gets the sport some good attention.
>>67810303
I reckon that Shoeface guy has killed a couple of hookers
>>67810252
>>67810364
>>67810377
>>67810388
>opera for playing a certain game
>firefox for surfing
>IE because it came with it and i never use it
thanks to all you faggots for commenting on my mma pic related
>>67810423
That whole OS is botnet. A shame people are so willing to give up their digital freedoms!
>>67810478
Oh man I just vaguely remembered a game I used to play as a kid where it was sort of like a RPG (I think) except that you found stuff and increased your stats by visiting web pages, and people could like leave shit for other people to find on certain pages too.
Ring a bell for anyone else?
>>67810225
Chile
>>67810404
I believe in him too, i think he can crack the top 10 if he works hard.
>>67810462
Yes, the very fact that we have an "good" UFC fighter is enough.
>>67810042
Yeah, it's LGBT groups spreading propaganda about how brazilians are homophobes, while one of those reality shows here had the winner being a huge literal fag, also one gay guy had like millions of votes, even though he was pretty based and anti-LGBT activism.
>>67810150
The anti-homophobia law was an aberration, if a priest said getting fucked in the ass was a sin, he could get jailed. If that law was passed, and two homosexuals were nude in a church, and fucking each other, asking them to leave would mean you get jailed, it was a dictatorial set of laws that would promote even more chaos than we have
LGBT groups also push for showing crude sex imagery to children, they want public schools, starting at 4 years of age to have books about sexual education teaching how a man penetrates another man and this kind of amazing stuff.
Post overrated memes who will be exposed soon. Picture related. Both of them.
>>67810587
Why is Übereem so based?
btw lads, anyone got a stream for Combate Americas? Shit's pretty spicy, they go out for the kill like mad. From what a fighter said in a post-fight interview which she made sure not to repeat, it looks like they get bonus payment on a heem which kinda reminds me of EBI and which further proves it's a good method to make for a better spectactor sport.
>>67810577
I think you are too down below the /pol/ rabbithole.
Maybe the LGBT community is stronger in brazil.
Here we simply allowed the fags to marry and that's it, there is no need for a antihomophobia law or a antiracism law.
Brazil it's pretty dictatorial in that sense, you can't even call a brazilian a monkey or you go to jail, what kind of law is that?
>>67810577
>>67810783
You convinced me. I am a Cruz Missile now
Penultimate Paige shilling post (unless she somehow gets 3rd place)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1O6NnuhXfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef5uK-0zJy4
>>67810946
Cruz has the same spic DNA as me tho.
>>67810973
So she didn't won the thing?
>>67811130
kek
>>67811050
Being a Cruz missile isn't about being a spic,gook,cracker,nig,Schaub. It's about destroying the JEWFC,eliminating Ido "Muh Shekels Muh Movement" Portal who is from Israel, Dana Goldberg,Lorenzo Fajita and others of Jewish supremacy like Noad Lahat.
>>67810783
Not a fan of hitler worshipping circle jerking I'm afraid, but also I'm not interested in perverting 4 y/o children like your red friends are, also one former leader of the LGBT community once said "Pedophilia now!" in an article. Those are the people you're defending.
but I don't wanna get off topic, I'll post more street heems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_-xzuvmIPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmKNxS9VoJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1jurIIaf30
>homophobia and a high murder rate for fags is a bad thing
t. argie casual
>>67811093
Results show is tomorrow.
It's highly unlikely she'll get third. Most likely second, but she might have done enough to get the upset.
>>67811050
usa doesn't even use cruise missiles anymore. everything is withing 200 km. makes me wonder if that missile defense shit actually works and that's why they gotta use the new faster munitions
>>67806447
>Thomas Almeida
>Jeremy Stephens
>Tarec Saffiedine
>Chris Camozzi
>Jorge Masvidal
>Paul Felder
>>67811404
They use tomahawks all the time bro
>>67811263
I'm not defending no one, i'm who talking shit cuz there is nothing else to do for 5 days
>>67811387
I like you, you are as dense as the LGBT community in Brazil, but i like you.
>>67811403
Hope she loses so we can see her getting BTFO again in the UFC.
>>67811404
For the very little i know about the subject, i'm seem to recall people saying that trying to build a country-wide missile defense system is burning money.
Wow, just got off the phone with my old man and he got us a fuckin ritzy two room hotel suite for the Ottawa card.
I paid for his ticket and I guess he wanted to do something nice back. Should be fun, I'm pumped now.
>>67810683
I decided to put some thought into this
>arrogant enough to be cool but not arrogant enough to be truly offputting
>incredibly exciting striking based style, with an active ground game that's fun too watch to
>usually comes out to cool trance music
>hollander accent sounds great (imo)
>been chucked in the deep end since early career, leading to many great performances against legends of the sport
>enough weaknesses so it doesn't feel like you're just cheering for the seemingly invincible monster
<3 him forever honestly
>>67811562
You gonna get two reasonably priced escorts, or share one high price escort?
>>67811583
>arrogant enough to be cool but not arrogant enough to be truly offputting
this is only because being more arrogant than that got him BTFO'd over and over though
he's humblereem now
>>67811649
two reasonably priced ones and all we're gonna do is beat them at euchre
>>67811130
Beast.
>>67811690
that was downright folksy
>>67811654
this
>>67811654
>>67811786
I've never loved Overeem but seeing him actually grow from his defeats and stop thinking himself untouchable while still being confident enough in his own beast striking could make me a fan. He seems to have come to terms that he can still be dangerous if he's just a bit more cautious about his shaky chin and puts some more thought into things, it's a good character arc.
Goodnight /heem/
>>67811933
See you tomorrow
Post Dana Webms
>>67811933
Good night.
>>67812112
Is that Rashad or Cuba Gooding Jr.?
>>67811130
nice
July 6, 2015 2:30 pm
>One former fighter and soon-to-be UFC Hall of Famer doesn’t have any problem with the new rules, though. Former two-division UFC champ B.J. Penn (16-10-2 MMA, 12-9-2 UFC) revealed on Twitter that he supports the IV ban and hopes it changes the culture of how athletes cut weight.
>I love the new PED and IV ban in the UFC. I never took an IV in my life after a weigh-in. IVs are for wimps! #BeerAndHotDogs
> BJ PENN (@bjpenndotcom) July 6, 2015
>It's the biggest joke ever. If you aren't sticking needles in your arm to fight the guy gets a 15 pound advantage. #FightLikeAMan
>BJ PENN (@bjpenndotcom) July 6, 2015
>#TwoBelts #HallOfFame #NoIV #NoPED #(: #gottabearecord
>BJ PENN (@bjpenndotcom) July 6, 2015
>While the IV ban will have a huge impact for fighters that are accustomed to the rehydration method, fighters who don’t use IVs, like Penn, may now be at an advantage.
>>67812158
Shane Diesel
>>67806447
Almeida
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Burkyboy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c84_1460152918
>shooting for a takedown in a street fight
>>67812175
Penn's a fucking goof
>>67812220
You can shoot for a takedown in a fight, but only if you know wrestling, otherwise you are asking for a soccer kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsvHMhaLKZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgNpvAiaxRo
daniel hooker overpowered cunt in UFC 2 game
>>67808383
i want that haircut
>>67812295
You the mexican that talks shit to americans?
How much did the ban lasted?
>>67812220
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c84_1460152918
You know, more people need to do wrestling in highschool, there's a reason why you don't see shots at heavier weights
The go to shots are the snatch single and blast double, low to no risk of getting your head exposed like that
Werdum botched a snatch single in his last fight, had the timing but fucked the finish, this webm is DC doing the propper finish.
anyway have Werdum's snatch single? cause the timing was good and that's what you want to do, not judge levels just time the opponent's first step forward and snatch the lead leg
>>67812313
he talks shit to everyone. he's like our little retarded scrappy doo
>>67812351
He didn't talk shit to me yet
>>67812334
T bh shooting is a very dangerous thing to do, BUT in MMA when good wrestlers do it it has a pretty high percentage of success, even when you fail to do it, you can just avoid the bad positions
>>67812334
better example of running the pipe finish
>you now remember Blowjob Penn
Remember the name lads...
Does anyone else scroll through the catalog and try to find /heem/ by the picture alone? This thread eluded me for a little while.
>>67812405
depends i mean in rugby and football we see shots all the time, and that is multi man grappling there, everyone thinks of shots they think running your knee down, going low and hanging your head down. Not all shot variants are like that.
Again what you see at HW in HS folk style is clinch fighting, throw bys and snatching, none of the shots you see in lower weights,because if a HW sprawls on you, and your down you're stuck, so most coaches in the meta game will tell their athletes to perform takedowns that dont require from reaching so low, instead rely on timing and just picking the leg up
With the context of MMA, you will see so many wrestlers use boxing to set the shot, so you will see the jab or hook use as a feint, create momentum and that forward step to create more velocity and an opening window to shoot in.
>>67807830
>>67807863
>using an IV out of competition
>>67812454
aside from American blacks meme converting to Islam because they hate America, has a muslim ever been good at fighting?
Just got home from grappling with buff sweaty men no homo. What do i eat for dinner to make martial arts gainz?
>>67812465
Same but I post that pic sometimes so I recognized it, heem only eludes me when someone posts some random shit as the OP
>>67812484
be careful
>>67812474
This is very informative and I appreciate your posts.
>>67812484
>who is Khabib Nurmagomedov?
Reminder that Blowjob Penn isn't natty
>muh beer and hotdogs
>>67812112
was it autism?
>>67812474
Good post
>>67812484
Muslims, yes. Dagestanis and Chechens and Brits and whatnot.
Arabs? Don't think there are any notable Arab fighters yet.
>>67812484
Khabib ... silly cunt.
>>67812484
tread carefully
>>67812503
Stat padder
>>67812436
I gotta say as a grappling fan BJ Penn was proto type Modern Damian Maia, or maybe Modern Damian Maia is BJ Penn 2.0
Both use similar guard passes and back attack strats for the BJJ game, what separtes Modern Maia from Penn is a threatening wrestling game, Penn was stiffeled by GSP (he was able to beat wrestler with pure "jitz" like Stevenson and beating Matt Hughes, but struggled with GSP more traditional olympic style wrestling)
Honestly if GSP came back i would love to see Maia against him
>All this muslims apologist on /heem/
my boy is gonna heem Alvarez in the first and then take care of the infidel muslim
>>67812041
Some classics:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945890080.webm
>>67812563
yeah I guess I meant "arabs" desu
I know their skills at beating lone women are second to none, but I don't really see them beating other men.
>>67812592
>I gotta say as a grappling fan
*tips fedora*
>>67812663
well i could also say i'm a judo black belt and high school wrestling coach, but i think that's sucking my own dick levels of wankage
>>67812592
Maia is so boring, and can't strike AT ALL.
Please don't compare him to BJ who was one of the best well rounder fighters in the history of the league, thanks.
>>67812650
Iranians are beasts and Turkroaches too.
I wouldn't recommend fucking with any of those two, especially in grappling.
>>67812707
>Maia is so boring
>>67812689
>high school wrestling coach
N O N C E
O
N
C
E
>>67812650
Well if the classic piece "Why Arabs Lose Wars" is to be believed, we'll probably never see an Arab fighter breakthrough for the same reasons highlighted
http://www.meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars
>>67812707
>BJ Penn
>One of the best
>In the history
>League
LMAO
>>67812719
>I enjoy watching sweaty men roll on the floor
>>67812719
>only knows how to spoon with other men until they get tired and give up
>not gay
>>67812707
Penn probably has the better striking, but in terms of grappling they were quite similar, Maia like Penn prefers pressure passing, In fact if you watch Maia's last fights in the past 2 years (since he stop being K-1 Maia) he prefers this pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XeQAd9Bq4g
same one that Penn also used over and over
>>67812761
this isn't fighting, please delete this
>muh dryhump
>>67812738
>>67812754
kickboxers/mt fighters BTFO
>>67812761
I wouldn't say probably, Penn could strike to set up his take downs or even get into a brawl if need be, Maia is just 100% wrestling/JJ. Barely even attempts a punch from the standing position.
>>67812761
I'll also add that Penn is probably more flexible then Maia seeing how they attack from the back, but i think as someone who isn't flexible either, its why i like studying and emulating Maia for my own grappling, people are enamored by guys like Eddie Bravo and the rubber guard system, but that requires a lot of flexibility and for me my own body is shot,
Maia implements
single leg series => to half guard
and both don't require flexibility
>if anyone tried that double leg shit with me in a REAL fight i'd just knee them in the face
>why doesn't he just get up?
>like how is the rear naked choke even a thing? just rake the eyes
>>67812821
Continue with the reddit posting
>>67812750
wristlock throw, shit actually works when it's unexpected
>>67812839
Let's not bully the one guy on /heem/ who sounds like they might actually know what they're talking about please
>>67812689
>unironically taking someone down into full guard
>>67812817
i wanna say there was a few times that Maia has rocked or staggered people when he was really into striking, which made him boring to watch, i think he landed maybe one good punch each fight, and then it became crappy kick boxing sparring. glad he dumped that game plan, his striking is definatly not refined in terms of technique or combos
>>67812850
its all good i am use to lots of shit posting specially coming from /asp/
>>67812850
No bully, just incentivating the posting unironically.
>>67812850
well it is MMA, being knowledgeable about ONE thing, isn't exactly mma now is it?
I wish someone would tell that to Maia as well, dude should just move on to wrestling, hes cancer in MMA contests. One dimensional fighters aren't interesting in MMA. Whether they are pure strikers or pure wrestlers, both are plebs.
Though admittedly strikers are at least entertaining, even if plebs.
>>67812880
>specially coming from /asp/
pls go back
>>67812883
Nah, Maia is doing his thing and dominating, there are rules about using both striking and grappling, you can use only one thing if you want and keep winning.
>>67812883
MMA grappling is markedly different from grappling only sports though, there's more to the elements of MMA than just a straight ground/standing divide.
>>67812714
Iranians are shit at combat sports. decent at wrestling.
>>67812901
/asp/ is cancer now all it is, is pro wrassling
>>67812821
given how big 10th planet JJ is, it's interesting how it's not implemented at all in MMA besides the basic rubber guard.
>>67812934
its fine la, im just meming on you anyway. keep up the wrestling/jj shitposting
>>67812915
I wouldn't say dominating, he'll get HEEMED by Lawler/Condit, there isn't much doubt to that. Which is why Dana is sheltering him for now.
Plus a Maia title fight just wouldn't draw a crowd, would be really low on the ratings scale, everyone already knows he's one dimensional/boring.
>>67812937
it's a bit more then that, but bjj is changing on a whole, 10th is just one innovator. chain-wrestle to chain grapple, flexible hips and quick knee bars
>>67812926
Wrestling is a combat sport, and they are not decent, they are amongst the best countries in wrestling.
>>67812937
There are plenty of 10th planet transitions that are used by guys like Tony Ferguson or Ben Saunders.
There aren't enough MMA fighters that also train 10th planet that's why you see it all time, but it's there if you know how to spot it.
>>67812937
yeah, I honestly dont have to much beef with Eddie Bravo but i know there's a vocal group that decry the only reason he's popular and his technique is known is because he is buddy buddy with Joe Rogan, and gets the word out.
Rubber guard is decent, and we have seen it use to a limited degree, but it does over shadow other guard games specially in MMA, i think right now the big 2 in terms of MMA meta game is the half guard and 50/50,
you'll always see close guard and butterfly, but they tend to get more jammed up, people are now just lookin to reverse and get up (which is where half guard comes in) or leg locks (the entire point of 50/50)
>>67812977
He is dominating the people that they put in front of him. Yeah Lawler and Condit would probably heem him, but probably not, that's why it will be nice to see the fight, one takedown he lands, one trip, one mistake you make and you are getting choked or at least you get your back taken.
He had a title challenger, Rory Macdonald in serious trouble until he gassed.
Nobody is sheltering Maia is the other way around they want him to lose because like you say he isn't the most exciting for casuals to see.
But if you don't want him to dominate you learn defense, that's the whole sport.
>>67812996
That's why you don't see it**** al the time
>>67812996
Alan Jouban is another one, though he's more of a Muay Thai guy
What did he mean by this?
would you lads recommend training 10th planet or gi BJJ, considering both gyms are about the same distance away from me?
The Deep Half Guard sweep is the best sweep
>>67812839
>actually talking about MMA in detail is reddit
kill yourself
>>67813120
gi, more realistic
>>67813120
GI till blue belt, then both if you can.
>>67813130
I don't use deep half myself but i know its a hot button topic in the BJJ community, Ryan hall and a bunch of BJJ guys say its viable within MMA's rule set, so far we haven't seen anyone land it cleanly without getting punished with ground and pound and in fact more often then not, everytime we see someone attempt deep half, they get jammed and now they're stuck underneath with both hands on the leg and their head expose to GNP,
it be nice to see more viable sweeps and set ups from it, there are tons of neat knee bars from it
>this dumb fat bitch won't take the hint and leave me alone
they're like parasites.
>>67813112
apparently Sokoudjou had different gloves that were taped up outside the cage. Some people think they were loaded with something.
>>67813120
what lineage is the gi BJJ?
and you brits usually have good judo programs why not that for some takedowns and slams?
>>67813306
those are some seriously clownish looking gloves.
>>67813306
Is it me or do Sokoudjou's gloves look much bigger than the Adidas ones Hammil has?
>>67813306
those gloves look bigger and thicker then normal even compared to Hamills
>>67813306
Yeah, we were talking about it after the fight, it was very strange.
Apparently is not the first time Sokoudjou did this.
>>67813315
>what lineage is the gi BJJ?
Mitsuyo Maeda > Carlos Gracie > Carlson Gracie > Francisco Albuquerque > Eduardo Gonçalves
>and you brits usually have good judo programs why not that for some takedowns and slams?
I was just looking at gyms nearby and those 2 are the best/closest ones
>>67813306
>>67813337
>>67813342
>>67813346
Here is the story of Sokoudjou (and many others) using weird/tampered gloves
http://realfightstories.com/2015/05/26/2011-tampered-glove-debacle-should-have-earned-pat-reid-a-lifetime-ban-from-combat-sports/
>>67813337
>>67813342
>>67813346
yeah I was in the thread at the time too and everyone pointed out his sock em' bopper gloves were way bigger and different than everyone elses that night.
>>67813356
check to see if the place does no-gi BJJ as well. Like the place I frequent has both gi and no-gi BJJ classes (not 10th Planet stuff, just regular BJJ.)
>>67813399
Two sets of dubs confirm then that Sokoudjou loaded those gloves.
>>67813410
i think it does but like once a week or so. I actually went to the 10p gym last year for a couple of months. stopped because i went on a holiday and then uni started and im a lazy fuck. it was fine but i guess slightly too meme. i took beginner classes and the teacher was a blue belt (a very good one but still), although this was apparently because its difficult to rise up the ranks in 10p as its so young etc
>>67813392
holy shit i wonder how long Sokujew has been doing that? puts all his 1 hit KOs into question
>>67813392
that's crazy. isn't there a way to tell the ref that your opponents gloves are modified?
>>67813484
I dont make the rules I just follow them
>>67813306
>>67813392
Don't the referees/commissioners grab and feel the gloves before the guy enters the cage to check for tampering?
Man some pride fights back in the day are legitly boring on the ground. Most of those dummies can't pass guards and without elbows they just lay, pray and pitter patter punch. Refs also wait for centuries to stand them back up.
>>67813561
They do, but in the Sokojew vs Hammil fight they put the wraps right before going into the cage, that italian mafia commision tho
>>67813574
Every Arona fight was boring as fuck
>>67813582
You don't understand what you're seeing, he doesn't want to fall for his opponents game and be unable to neutralize them
For sure it's very tactical
>>67813561
well from what I understand the gloves are checked and cleared by the commission in the locker rooms, in some cases the opposing coach can inspect them himself and sign the wraps. I'm not sure if they switched it up for Venator or what they can get away with for their commission.
>>67813582
BTT in that era, Arona, the Nogs their BJJ game was sorta fundamental and basic not bad or nothing but not deep or flashy. it was sorta boring ill admit
>>67813617
it's a shitty italian promotion that booked Jason Miller after 6 arrests in 3 years and Rousimar Palhares after he was suspended for 2 years by the NSAC for being a psycho. Just saying they probably wouldn't give a fuck if Sokoudjou tampered with his gloves since it gave them a big knockout to display and they can probably keep booking the guy to heem nobodies/over the hill dudes to big pops.
>>67813257
I swear I remember Lesser Nog hit it a couple times on Brilzy back in the day. Think that fight also had a hell choke attempt. Agreed with your points though, it's a sweet sweep but in the cage it's a gnarly venture into danger city
>>67813609
I know you are memeing, but Arona wasn't a Maia type grappler when he is advancing position and putting you in trouble right away with the back take, Arona just simply outlayandprayed dudes BOTH in ADCC (never got a point scored on him on ADCC btw) and in MMA.
>>67813650
well it all turned out gravy for those two didn't it?
>>67813609
Comedy gold at 1 minute in onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmOwtPdThY
>>67813582
Also Mark Kerr. Was so great seeing him getting heemed by Herring.
>>67813646
Sakuraba is literally the only exciting grappler/striker in pride earlier period. I think he tapped a Gracie out during his Gracie family members hunting trip.
>>67813677
We need more viking fighters in the UFC from Denmark and Iceland.
I bet they would do good in the heavier divisions
>>67813659
you remember right, lil nog's go to was half guard and deep half, and i recall Migel Torres also using deep half, but both of them received a lot of damage using it, and the numerous attempts they landed wasn't exactly efficient
Here's Miguel landing deep half, but before and after he was taking a bunch of shots. there's risk to every technique but the shots you take in deep half are really avoidable, and alot of time the reward isnt worth it
>>67813702
Renzo was pretty exciting t bh
That dirty fuck
i NEED bisping to KO cuckhold. i've been visualizing the chris KOing luke since 194, but now the count can make himself a hero in my eyes.
do it for all of us on the team, mike.
>>67813702
Saku was the fun to watch and that never die attitude he took so many ass kickings
>>67813709
>viking fighters
end this meme
>>67813768
ok
>>67813726
He's okay. I think Shoji is pretty good to watch on the ground too, tho he's pretty bad.
As for fighting inside the guard Vovchanchyn is Fedor's prototype.
>>67813768
>>67813810
>unironically being a cuck
>The city of BJ "The Cheater" Penn
Maybe he was doing a trial cut and IV rehydrated to save time.
It seems unlikely that Jacksons would make a mistake like that.
>>67813810
>>67813858
>everyone from scandinavia is a seaborne raider from a relatively short span in the middle ages reborn
>viking fighters, viking plumbers, viking programmers, viking grocery store cashiers, viking shoe salesmen
>>67813858
>2016
>cuck shaming
Come on bro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
>>67813961
top kek
RIP BJ
working on a new thread boys
>>67813961
Cuck faggot
>>67813858
If cheering for a black guy means you want one to fuck your wife, why isn't cheering for a white guy a similar deal? You just want a differently colored bull
>>67813961
Top kuk
>>67814028
This is why we watch fighting bro
>>67805484
http://www.abudhabi-warriors.com/watch-live/
here's a card, starts in 9 bongs ish
>>67813738
> since 194
You mean '94
>>67813961
Maddox... what happened...
Is Tito going back to the UFC? Or at least trying to go back. I'm seeing stuff online where he says things like "UFC dies without Dana". I swear he kissed ass when he was trying to go back the first time.
>>67806447
Garbrandt
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
>>67814076
He likes to appeal to both sides. Here's the best wage gap video on the Internets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
>>67813961
wtf maddox
>>67814233
> He likes to appeal to both sides.
No, he's an Armenian faggot scared of nationalists. The wage gap is an easy and done to death topic.
manlet haters not welcome
>>67814368
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>67814368
The greatest manlet to ever live
>>67814368
>>67814387
>tfw you will never be as good a manlet
why live?
Anyone have the "don't fear me, fear my son" picture
When will they learn?
Lads, make sure you vote for Paige
http://apps.facebook.
com/votedwts/
>>67814450
done
>>67814233
lol, wage gap, only exists in jobs for rich pricks, leave the 95% of the rest of the world alone with that crap, most jobs have set payrates
>>67813392
>>67813575
>>67813650
https://twitter.com/FrankMerendaVV/status/734162289771831297
Commission that was checking was UK with international experience.
That said, it might very well be that even if they were experienced it might simply not have been possible to detect any modifications on the spot.
It seems odd that Sokoudjou couldn't find gloves his size.
>>67814483
lad... Be real for a second, Sudoku did some weird and illegal shit and it's impossible to deny knowing his past.
>>67814474
how is pay gap even real, nigga. glover vs rumble is co main event when holly vs valentina is main event. people give women more than they deserve because they fear of being called misogynist.
>>67814450
I don't believe in voting
>>67814483
>italian promoter defending his young company from scrutiny
>taken by italian as proof of no wrongdoing
bruh I'd like to see Venator do well but that shit was fishy and the guy charge saying it was on the level doesn't really do much. If they really wanted to set things straight they'd have Sokou hand over the gloves to prove there was nothing wrong with them. Of course by this point he could just give them a similar but on the level pair.
>>67814494
Yeah, I think so too.
I think the officials/promoter were deceived by him though, despite their best intentions.
I didn't know about his past record.
>>67814469
good lad
>>67814459
>>67814510
>
>>67814527
Yeah, but it's over now, there is no way to prove it.
It will live as a meme.
>>67814568
I'd like to hear what Plant has to say about it since he was in charge of commission duties
>>67806447
>Almeida
>Stephens
>Story
>Miranda
>Larkin
>Burkman
>Eye
>Sterling
Where's the new thread, shitheads?
>>67814620
I'm not doing it
>>67814642
Based Canada to the rescue
>>67814659
>>67814659
>>67805484
Will this be a part of the "Fight Valley" cinematic universe?
>>67805762
>>67805814
>>67806125
>>67811130
Superior version coming thru
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