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Brendan Schaub was by far the most technically skilled HW of his generation as well as having tons of charisma. Its a damn shame that he never was the champ.
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>Look Anon, I found a ladybug
just measured my reach, 76 inches exactly; im 74 inches tall so it's pretty proportional
I was scared of measuring it and finding out I'm another artem
>>67799170
:3
why is she so cute?
>>67799302 fill this thread up you goofs 6 posts left
>>67799323
because she's mixed race
>>67799159
Honestly wouldn't be terribly surprising if he manages to catch DJ in a scramble over the course of five rounds. DJ obviously should be the huge favorite, but unlike his experience with past opponents, DJ won't have an advantage in every area the fight could go. Even if it will be hard to set up the circumstances, Reis has a legitimate path to victory. He will have an advantage if the fight is on the ground. Reis is also one of the main training partners of Cruz so I don't think Mighty mouses movement will be completely foreign to him.
>>67799395
what races?
>>67799170
Damn those gums are fucked.
>>67799465
brazilian and american
>>67799467
Every
Reminder to make sure you're training for FUNCTIONAL strength.
>>67799520
my shoulders hurt just looking at this image
>>67799520
>my gym has and my coach makes me use them
You feel like a huge god lifting small planets
>>67799520
why are they transparent
>>67799529
if your shoulders hurt then whatever the fuck youre doing is retarded. or you are.
>>67799143
good post
>>67799812
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
conor mcgregor is known to be THE most hung guy in the UFC, possibly one of the biggest in MMA. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival luke rockhold and jon jones. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed rafael's asshole.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting him stretched enough just so he could take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with conor barely able to force it past the knob, and rafael moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his large intestine.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on conors throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>>67799824
Weirdo
>>67799763
joerogankettlebell.webm
>>67799824
>>67799841
Both me btw
>>67799812
>>67799824
>>67799841
epic samefag combo
I saw Conor McGregor at a grocery store in Dublin yesterday. I kissed him on the toes and told him how powerful it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if I could spitshine his belt or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my potatoes up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packages of steak in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the steaks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each steak and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GRASSFED. MASSAGED. BEEF. ALL DAY LONG." really loudly.
Will Ronda get boo'd upon her return to the octagon?
>>67799867
She'll get the loudest roar of approval of her entire Mixed Martial Arts career.
Starts in 90 bings: https://youtu.be/Ac7Xw8imN4E
The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Monday's show:
1 p.m. ET -- Michael Bisping will talk about fighting Luke Rockhold on short notice at UFC 199 for the middleweight title.
1:25 p.m. -- Tyron Woodley will talk about fighting Robbie Lawler at UFC 201 for the welterweight title.
1:45 p.m. -- Michael Chiesa will preview his UFN South Dakota main event fight against Tony Ferguson.
2:05 p.m. -- Cody Garbrandt will look ahead to his UFN Las Vegas main event fight this Sunday against Thomas Almeida.
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>>67799893
shit card desu
>>67799893
nice "hour" you got there jew
>>67799893
>Wilson Reis will preview his UFC 201 flyweight title fight against champion Demetrious Johnson
This guy is literally on a one fight win streak, Mighty Mouse really cleared is division.
>>67799159
Does he actually have a chance or people just memeing like Henry say-who-tho?
How can Mighty Mouse be considered the P4P best when he lost to Cruz?
>>67800000
>le numbers man face
>>67800000
And Cruz lost to Faber, so that means according to MMAth...
>>67800043
Yet Cruz bet Faber after the fact.
>>67799848
So youre admitting that its only stupid if you do stupid shit, thanks brazika baby
>>67799764
hnnnnnngg
np
>>67800000
mm is not a particularly big flyweight
cruz was just too big for him at bw and ragdolled him
p4p is about who is the most skilled, ignoring the size
>>67800065
But Cruz got choked to death in their simulated death match
Lads, I want to start training mma. I'm 20 years old and did about a year and a half of bjj when I was younger. Only problem is that I work and go to school full time so am not sure how I would find time to train. What do I do?
>>67800084
Then why are women included on the p4p rankings?
Checkm8 atheists
>I enjoy Mighty Manlet
lel
>>67800118
You quit school and start training full time. You only get to pick one road in life. If you try to straddle between two, you'll end up with a torn groin very quickly.
Reminder that Mighty Mouse would get BTFO by every male champion in the UFC
>>67800115
When they fight again, will he die?
>>67800132
>Implying I want to become a professional MMA fighter
I just want to do it to learn martial arts and maybe do local events every once in a while to test myself
>>67800125
>I don't enjoy Mighty Mouse
>>67800147
Then train when you can make the time like you would with any other hobby ya goof. If you act efficiently in everything you do, you will find that there is a lot of time in the day.
>>67800144
Faber will win by strangling Cruz
>>67800118
im kinda on the same boat, I want to start boxing and bjj classes but I have no idea when am I going to lift weights if I start these classes
>>67800182
>he actually thinks this
make sure to put plenty of money on the underdog, you'll make a big profit
>>67800122
because most of the people who do the rankings are zuffa shills, and their opinions are usually worthless
>>67799867
she won't return, she's still crying 5 years after she was beaten
>>67800084
>p4p is about who is the most skilled, ignoring the size
It makes no sense because your body will put limits on what you can do. Just appreciate what fighters can do at their own weight classes.
>>67800186
Weight lifting will just give you slow muscles that will make you bloated and weak. You should start some movement training and do kettle bells.
>>67800248
I agree, p4p is pretty much comic book matchup autism tier
>>67800186
>>67800259
this, start doing movement training and kettlebell swings if you want to get mobile and swole
pic related is me afer 2 years of movement, I can do cartwheels on the spot now
>>67799812
>That murderous eye scan
Conor was lucky to end up with Diaz. RDA would have slaugther him
>>67800348
>implying RDA could take that left hand
kek
no he wouldve slaughtered rda and then beat lawler at ufc 200, but rda pussied out and conor had to prepare for a completely different opponent on 10 days notice
>>67800259
>>67800295
Just came into this thread to tell you guys you're actually just retarded.
Why are all you goofs shitposting so much this thread
>>67800390
post body
>>67800370
An opponent who was not only on a short notice but was in no camp and probably smoked blunts on his boat prior to the call
>>67800392
USADA'D WHEN?
its not like that diaz faggot trains anyway so it doesnt matter for him to be on short notice he is just a cheating lanklet with 10 losses
Is Jones more likely to lose a fight before mighty mouse does or is it vice versa? I don't think anyone in the division can finish mighty mouse so he would only be susceptible to decisions, but Jones has also never been finished
Friendly reminder that everyone itt could heem me.
Masvidal or Larkin?
>>67800447
I think you'd be surprised
I think there are several goofs itt who couldn't fuck you up
>>67800460
Larkin
>>67800460
I'll live and die a Masvidal fan!
>>67800433
I think Jones is, they're literally feeding a TUF winner to MM
Jones has got DC to deal with which I honestly think he could lose, and after that, Rumble and potentially Gus again
When your grandchildren ask you about what it was like to watch the reign of the most dominant combat sports athlete ever, what will you say?
>>67800536
won't live that long, but I legit had a story about Ronda before Holms.
>>67800554
>most dominant combat sports athlete ever
>I legit had a story about Ronda
Bangbro.....
>>67800536
He was too small for bantamweight and basically had a weight class made for him
https://youtu.be/_I-LOhvQmjc
>>67800560
I started watching ufc from 183 and I bought the meme hard. no shame into admitting your mistakes.
>>67800536
Conor tapped for our sins
>>67800536
I was too young to witness Mike Tyson.
>>67798431
probably smells like a penguin desu
>>67800616
>I rate Mike "The Can Opener" Tyson
>>67800536
Cocaine is a helluva a drug
>>67800616
>>67800536
I can say I bought one of the first batch of Mighty Mouse shirts ever
that's pretty cool
>>67799094
>Bisping vs Rockhold 2
You mean Rockhold vs. Bisping 2
Rockhold is the champion so he gets top billing
>>67800651
Who do you think is the most dominant boxer ever, le meme footwork man?
I agree Tyson is a can crusher desu
>>67800536
That he also did coke, cheated on his wife and drove like a maniac
>>67800663
Who?
>>67800664
Floyd
>>67800664
Hollyfield
>>67800536
that he lost matches but never lost a fight, if you will
>>67800663
They should have just given a title shot to Romero. Bisping already lost to Luke.
>manlets in charge of matchmaking
>>67800664
Dominant id say Floyd, best would be someone like Hollyfield or Klitchko just because he is a heavyweight
>>67800706
hahaha
>>67800718
Romero is on the gas
>>67800706
HE NEEDS ME YEH
I DONT NEED HIM
>>67800706
Floyd is shook
Why is it in every picture or footage I see of Conor and Dee, Dee is always like 20 feet behind him? They never walk together as a couple, she looks more like an assistant or maid.
>>67800782
Conor has terrible BO. Not even joking, look it up.
>>67800706
This fight literally is going to happen New Years Eve and May will win by Decision. May will also make >100 Million and McGregor will make near 50 Mil
>>67800782
>Owning multiple Rolls Royces
Why? Just buy a fuck ton of different Sports Cars and 1 Phantom
this is me when I was 13 and
>>67800816
probably will start a car renting company after his career ends.
this is me when I was 15
what is your excuse
The MMA Fortnight is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7Xw8imN4E
>having a holiday celebrating another country's queen
Damn, Canada, can you be any more beta?
>>67800837
>>67800846
wasn't born into pocerty or a neighborhood where I had to learn to defend myself or I'd get my ass beat every day after school
>>67800859
wrong thread
>>67800860
canada is part of the commonwealth
she has zero political power and its all ceremony
>>67800870
oops my bad
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>>67800873
>she has
She's been dead for over 100 years, bruh.
>>67800860
she's their queen too tho.
>bisping is a movie star
>>67800816
They dont tink like i tink
>>67799123
GOD
O
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>>67800890
queen is alive and well la' she just celebrated her birthday not too long ago
>He always overtrains so a 2 week camp is the best thing he needs
>>67799764
Can't wait to see my boy's boys.
>>67800929
baka
I didn't know the abbreviation for shaking my head was word filtered.
>>67800460
That's a tough one but my gut says Jorge.
>>67800846
Smart, good parents, avoided confrontation, stayed inside.
>>67800962
can't talk like twitter here desu senpai.
>>67800875
Don't let it happen again.
desu bisping was also using when he was younger and lhw
id bet a hand that bisping is on peds despite all the qq
>Belive ye me, it is my destiny
>>67800992
>he's not a man in his early 40s who hits his prime fighting guys 10+ years younger
>Mfw a Swedish flag posts:
https://youtu.be/J6Zert5VaWk?t=154
Bisping is on movie star cocaine
It's like that grandpa telling you alien knowledge about lizard people should be school curriculum
>>67800999
>inverted satan trips = angelic trips
lads, it's confirmed
Bisbong will KO rockhold stiff
ill root for bisping but hes going to get destroyed
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Good guy Bisping
Guys is bisping full on religious now?
>>67801104
Luke will be the biggest chump if he lets this happen
>bisping lost until he won
>>67801117
I know, it would be hilarious.
>exam ends on 4th june
>199 on 5th june
feels good
>>67801016
I don't understand this post
>oi im just havin a laff m8
based bisbong
I'm getting hype thinking about being in the Forum when the lights go dark and this music hits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
My /sp/ ban is up lads. Did you miss me?
>>67799520
Seven eggs is superior for GAINS.
Was Woodley always this squeaky?
>>67801210
He's off the gas
If Robbie loses to shithead Woodley after beating three of the top Welterweights ever in the division (Hendricks, Rory, Condit), I'll be pissed
>>67800295
And do yoga too, brah.
>>67801237
>Hendricks
Condit fags aside, he did not beat Hendricks. Not even close m8.
>>67801237
you never know with these 4 ounce gloves yeh
>he's been doing BJJ without a gi for a camp
>>67801237
I'm worried because Woodley has a lot of power and Robbie has taken a lot of damage lately.
>>67801227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GPE1N5_h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5HFrF5TusE
am I imagining this?
>>67800816
>Owning
lol, you probably think the rappers in MTV videos from the 90s/00s owned those masions and cars in the videos.
>>67801264
woodley has meme blacksplosive power
>>67801299
He'll gas out in the 3rd round and Lawler will pick him apart
>>67801291
the two phantoms are always the same two and they're always parked outside his house
I guess they could be leased, but I doubt it tbdesu
>>67801339
I hope he gets BTFO even sooner so Robbie is healthy and can fight again soon
>>67801350
And why do you doubt it? Either way, the pount Ireland was making is that until have the title, the bank owns the cars.
>>67801362
My boy wonderboy getting that strap in November
>>67801393
nope lol
>>67801407
yup lol
>>67801369
Just doesn't strike me as something he'd do. Why do you believe that to be the case?
>>67801393
He can do it, but honestly I think Rory is the favourite in that matchup.
>>67801424
He can't beat Rory, much less Blood Orc Lawler
>>67801350
Faber? said it in an interview. And it's pretty common for people who want to put forward that bling bling bullshit to lease the cars/houses.
>>67801436
He has a much better chance of embarrassing Lawler than Rory
>>67801447
https://youtu.be/5A8Rx81skRM?t=1m15s
>>67801425
>Just doesn't strike me as something he'd do.
What an odd and stupid thing to say.
>>67801455
I think it's obvious at this point that the only man who can beat Lawler is one of the Diaz brothers
Damn Chiesa mad about getting bumped off the main event for Paige.
>>67801481
There's really no evidence pointing to either one of the two over the other. He obviously has the money to buy a RR. Why not buy one?
>>67801455
Rory is a broken man and will crumble under Thompson's shots.
Chiesa is my boy but his striking is rubbish
>>67801523
I don't have the patience to explain why someone would lease a brand new car instead of making payments or paying cash.
Ariel sharing his inner feelings and tells a story of how he shitting his pants is his worst nightmare
So did he shit before the fight or was he holding a colon full of feces the entire fight?
>>67801506
Wonderboy would humiliate him in minutes. His striking is on a complete different level
Condit beat Lawler btw
>>67801570
You do have the patience to be a faggot over the internet though.
Who is paige fighting
>>67801606
Her brother, every time he tries to dress her like a little boy and molest her.
>>67801593
Robbie won. Check his fight records :^)
>>67801606
She'll be on 202 or something. Maybe reschedule the fight with JoJo. This is the last week of DWTS.
It begins...
>>67800782
Because she's a submissive woman untouched by the scourge of second wave feminism.
You would understand if you weren't a beta.
>>67801723
Good for her. GSP is going that movie if I'm not mistaken.
>>67801723
She's gonna fight for that belt any day now.
Aaaaany day now...
>>67801723
>VanZant will play Gamon, a 26-year-old with high-level fighting and shooting skills with some strong criminal connections too.
>The role was specifically written for VanZant after producers saw her on the ABC dancing competition show this season.
>>67801739
Okay kid
>>67801739
>second wave
Third wave. Second wave was equality of pay in the workplace and was a just and noble cause. Don't get it mixed up with the shit we have now.
Pretty fucking hype for this Chiesa/T-ferg main event.
>>67801740
it's a sequel to this movie which hasn't even gotten released yet. gsp is on it yeah
WHO HERE /ALMEIDA/
>>67801760
I knew it was wrong as I typed it
I will commit sudoku now
>>67801723
what movie is that?
>>67801788
Fighting cab drivers yeh
>>67801779
Ah. Interesting.
>>67801788
>>67801816
>>67801788
>Le dropped by Brad Pickett man
Is Cruz out?
>>67801840
Where did you hear this? Don't scare me lad
>>67801831
>>67801816
>>67801809
>lets take that mirrorball to the ufc where it belongs
Just look at all these 1st round finishes from Almeida
>>67801840
Fucking better not be. If he is, they should strip him and give Faber an easy bum.
>>67801867
multiple people spamming it on the mmahour chat
>>67801895
lol you naive faggot
>>67801879
Add Garbshit to that list
>>67801934
you never know, i was just confirming it
https://youtu.be/rBl6-WGjDkM
Colin cowherd says Mcgregor vs Floyd is happening this September
>>67802018
Seems like Colin cow-heard wrong
>>67802035
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS!
>>67802035
I can't stand bullies.
Jesus that Garbrandt guy is a cunt.
>>67801723
They also said Ronda was gonna be a movie star
She was in expendables 4 (?) with like two lines, in fast and furious 7 (?) with zero lines.
Yeah, no, she's doing meme cameos.
Robert Whiteford retiring on the MMA hour lmaaooooooooo
>Conor loses to Mayweather
>I TOOK A CHANCE YEH
>>67802146
>>67802168
If that fight ever happened he could retire instantly win or lose.
>>67802146
Entourage
>>67801879
That skinny douchebag hits hard, it seems. How I have no idea.
>>67799881
>implying
She's a cunt and she's no longer undefeated. Why care about her?
Can't wait till Cody heems Almeida and another /heem/ pseudo boy is fucking wrecked
>>67801760
>Second wave was equality of pay in the workplace and was a just and noble cause
No it wasn't. The pay gap is a myth.
Man this scot is a depressing cunt
>>67802258
You probably think sex is a myth.
>>67802230
But then Cody will be everyone's boy
>>67802281
Flawless logic m8
>>67802281
It is a myth.
>>67802221
Because they are gonna hype it up for the shekels and the goy will consume it heartily
"I'm a whole different fighter now"
"Ronda is back, and she's looking better than ever"
etc.
>>67802221
her tumblr fanbase who thinks she is the pioneer of this sport
