R.I.P Hass edition
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rude
Eintracht Frankfurt stays in the Bundesliga sub-edition
Apologise.
>>67803822
germany needs 3 actual relegation spots
>Tfw got on two HASS tips in last week
>both won
first for PLEASE give me money
>>67803780
Just caught the >Big_Al likes this. Nice touch
>>67803883
I'll buy your accounts off you
>>67803926
I just wanna tenner dude
Tfw your 20 mins of work on paint make /bet/ op
Feelsgutman
HASS
>>67803987
PMSL what's he tipped now?
>>67803926
How much
>>67803780
>the state of this OP
>>67804023
Afterelding u19 -0.5. Winning by 2 goals
Is he, dare I say it, back?
>>67804083
Got a long way to go
>>67803883
just dont bet, its like printing money
>>67804276
Gonna put you on ignore
>>67804352
shrewd
finally signed up to euan's betting class this saturday.
>>67804572
>Not Peter Webb's trading seminar with Emily Webb making the refreshments.
>>67804862
>not attending Hass's masterclass on picking up birds on tinder.
>>67804916
>not giving me moneh
>>67804965
trip on juve
>>67804572
>>67804862
>>67804916
>>67804965
>>67804983
>sum /bet/ up in 6 posts
>>67805000
this just made me smile :)
>>67805123
Glad I managed to cheerio youo friendo
I see Hass is not giving up yet
>>67805431
>pakis
>giving up
How do you think his grandparents got here?
>>67805431
ffs what's he on now?
>>67805474
Rosario Central 0.0
Don't like it tbqh, even if it comes in
>>67805473
pmsl
Anyone knows what happened on the John Isner vs John Millman tennis match?
The 3rd st should already have started.
You can only follow 1 (one) tipster on TT.
Who is it?
>>67805597
big_al
>>67805596
sick gf delaying play
>>67805597
bird
>>67805597
ARP
>>67805597
ARP for the bants
>>67805597
King Keko
>>67805619
>>67805625
>Wasting your one follow on a public account
Shocking logic
>>67805619
>>67805625
hi arp
>>67805597
Hass
>>67805597
birds tips have been the only ones on TT I actually got on, so it's gotta be him
>>67805597
Me, I'm about to become HUGE on the TT scene
Why is the /bet/ wiki so baaaaaaaaaare
>>67805711
Honestly don't know why it is still in the OP. Some autist makes it over a year ago, a handful of pages get created, it sees a couple of edits a few months later and other than that is just empty and shit.
No value in making it decent either, best to just get rid of it desu.
>>67805754
It's amusing. It stays.
>>67805759
Who the fuck are you
Why does kerwin not post in pga anymore?
>>67805772
The autist that made it obviously
>>67805775
He's taken up fishing full time lid.
>>67805596
Anyone?
>>67805837
Your question was already answered.
>>67805837
Play has probably stopped for the day because it got too dark. The match will continue tomorrow.
Why does James Luxton refuse to commit to something before it's happened?
>>67805856
Thanks man. But fuck, now I have to wait until tomorrow to lose money.
>>67805865
Was literally just looking into this match so thanks, saved me 10 mins of research.
>Even unders odds pretty tez
Won't be surprised if this game does end up with a little value in it but don't think it can be judged till in play and I don't think I can be arsed to stay up another 2 and a half to three hours hoping to find a small amount of value from Peruvian children being able or unable to beat Jamaica's shitty brother
>>67805775
done roll
might start punting lids, some dece foreign girls near me
>>67806009
Pics?
>>67805497
Hass on suicide watch
pmsl hass so dire
Hass hahahahahahaah fucking cunt
>>67806009
get on it lid
>>67806099
Can't say I have pal.
>le pseudo paki man strikes again
>>67806009
UKPunting Reviews and Adultwork are all you need lid.
Ameribets or any one got anything on for the upcoming cavs vs raptors game in an hour?
>>67806009
Did me a world of good pal, gave me a lot more confidence
Belgarno 0.0 @ 2.0 LARGE
Fortazela 1st half -0.5 @ 3.100
>>67806208
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=97557.0
pmsl
Hass is an utter embarrassment. Just stop mate.
>>67806208
Shoutout to all the good lads who share the info after a shitty punt
>>67806233
>82 minute goal
JUST
>>67806400
Yes, I wasn't memeing when I recommended it.
>>67806381
tell me about it
Absolutely LOVE to test hass's pathetic paki chin, bet it's weaker than his tips ffs.
>>67806400
It seems trustworthy, ever had any issues?
>>67806436
Show us your tips lid
>>67806422
My book doesn't offer the other one but good luck with it
I think I will just settle for watching the cavs game and looking a live line
>>67806436
It was tipped as a 3/10 m8, why are you following tips that HASS isn't even sure about
>>67806181
Raptors ML worth a punt, though the spread is shit - if the Cavs win, it'll be a blowout
Ec juve to win the first half lids.
>>67806699
pml
Anyone on keko tip? Good or bad? Should I get on?
I normally just follow bt and euan
>>67806890
what is it
>>67806924
Gimnasia to win
>>67806959
Meh, I think they should win, just doesn't really seem like value to me.
large on America de Cali -0.5 right now lids
Need lebeta to pull through
>>67810598
same here
what line did you get on?
>40 on prestaking
>>67810598
>>67810675
>trusting cleveland with my money
JUST me up
Heads gone
I think theres a correlation between gambling and receding hairlines.
r8 my multi you degenerates
Mackers VICE doc when?
need money like vitamin D3 + zink + magnesium combination
>Be me
>Only follow respected TT members
>Follow stake and bankroll discipline properly
>Only ever UP
Can life be any better?
Do you have to fill in employment stuff to get a Wonga loan?
>>67814927
pmsl
>>67815241
Pmsl lid. Get a fucking job.
>>67815415
PLEASE lend me some coin, the dudes at Wonga won't
up SUMS from 52 playing cards lids, what is THE bet???
>>67815460
Hassan wants a smed on Melbourne Knights -1 EH
The next danger that replies to juveguy gets their chin tested and patio dug up.
>>67815476
dece post
>>67815468
This, rball babies have pushed the line too low
Also a small on over 7.5 goal line in the Sportak game
>>67815536
This is me btw, just can't post with my actual tip because of my ban I think
>>67815536
goal line is at 8.5
you tipping fake lines on here because you think people won't call you out like on tt?
>>67815554
Obviously posted before the fifth goal didn't I you melt
Does Luke Goldberg post on here?
>>67815554
Hup x
Good morning lads.
Did any of you stay up for the Peru game? Just looked at the result, it's pretty much as expected, but was there really value?
>>67815582
Down some shots, pop a blue one 20 minutes before you go, enjoy
>>67815582
kys
>>67815632
why not?
>>67815536
pmsl
Gonna be tiny on Nam Dinh SW and small on 0.0 when 2nd half starts
Why is /bet/ dead.
Ive been banned 3 days for telling Hass and UE about my dates, is everyone in a similiar situation.
NEED a bet for money.
>>67815693
Barely anything on
>>67815678
Actually not feelin the SW anymore.
>>67815695
>not researching
>>67815693
Im just waiting for the euros now more or less lost my roll, going out in style though
>>67815660
Have some self respect kid
Take it from me pmsl
>>67815693
Applying for jobs, gambling just not profitable anymore.
>>67815729
Yeah i've been making 2-3 bets a day tops now for a few weeks just waiting for the Euros to effect /bet/.
Hass, been bowcatting like a pagan the last few dates lid.
>>67815757
Love it when those small boobed skanks dont wear bras.
reminder to get on all 3 of my tips for today. literal /freemoney/
>>67815757
>never been licked out
Send her my way liddo
slags can fuck RIGHT OFF
>>67815781
Is this from Reddit or are dailymail really dishing out OC
>>67815781
>Are you the woman in the story? Email [email protected]
>>67815744
PMSL where's Vanbanter you man need baiting out
>>67815781
pmsl top banter
need 1 more sportak like AIR
>>67815781
How on earth is this a news story? I despair at times, I really do
>>67815842
*tips fedora*
>>67815840
H E R O
>>67815861
T H I S
>>67815844
>preheating the oven but not putting the scones in
Utter utter
>>67815536
Winners xxx
IM BACK BABYYYYY
Ooh look at me talking about sex
grow up
>>67815890
Got on Melbourne, will they score another?
>>67815896
I can only get hard when a large stake comes in pmsl
>>67815896
pmsl I can definitely agree with that
Intrigued to put a small on Calder slags FH
>>67815914
pmsl good one pal.
Thanks for the warning Jannet.
>>67815943
Just doing his job desu. I'm filling in for Hass btw, real Hass won't be posting until his ban expires
>>67815960
>Pretending to be me
>>67815957
Enjoy your 3 days off pal.
Jani SEETHING.
Jani such an autist.
They should make an autistic football league so he can finally get some pitch time
>>67815693
/bet/ is dead because of London-dwelling darkies posting about pointless lotto shite that they're spunking away their fivers on. I wish they would just start using proper English, stop playing ultimate team, bin their coloured trainers, stop listening to wog music, stop posting on Facebook about the nasty Tories, take down their posters featuring negro musicians, stop kissing their teeth and just have sex.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>67815972
TEZ banter
>>67815960
>>67815964
I'm not banned im just visiting my sister in Norway.
Also what's the bet for the AFC-matches in 28 bings?
>>67815981
>leforever-vebrownman
pmsl
>>67815960
Yeah it's fine, day is just starting slow, so obviously there's going to be some shitposting. Games I'm looking at are absolute borefests. Haven't earned a penny in an hour.
YES, SORRY JANI, I GOT IT.
I need money.
I NEED MONEY!
>>67815985
I'm marge on o2.5 lid
>>67815993
At least I will forever have my boyish charm x
>>67815920
Rather take overs desu, away team have had decent chances
listenig to the game here
http://mixlr.com/ffvradio/
Also temp trip
>>67816024
>Impersonating me
>>67816034
>impersonating le Vodafone man
>>67815973
I've said it before but I'll say it again. MASSIVE fan of the term coloured trainers, brings a big smile to my face every time I see it.
I'm guessing Nika have been tipped but I couldn't tell you the reasons why. Zenit DNB is now a large.
>>67816024
Hope you've learnt your lesson about the muggy rebacks.
I'm willing to forgive if you get your yield positive again
>>67816056
Silent button :(
>>67816067
Watch this space
>>67815978
How does he know the return before the bet has arrived?
>people actually looking up to and pretending to be a negative yielded paki
what has happened to /bet/?
>>67816106
Zzzzzz
>>67816115
sounding sleepy there lido
maybe you should get some sleep instead of staying up tinderposting with a shitskin
>>67816024
Told you boys x
>>67816066
info?
>>67816134
Yeah, didn't get on either. I wanted to get on overs but line got to o1.5 @ 1.44 or something like that so I didn't bother and then there was the first goal when I was distracted.
>>67816106
End of the school year.
>>67815795
You're gonna get throatcancer, mayne.
>>67816134
Can't win on tt because everyone can see all your bets on there.
Instead you tip on here then highlight your wins.
Pathetic.
>>67816172
>losing tips on 4chan are invisible
How's the BTEC Public Services going?
>>67816187
doing a euan here lid, wind it in will ya
>Kurt eating out for lunch AGAIN
Want my money back
>>67816206
Didn't know he was a bowcat too
>>67816187
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67816206
seething tbqh
>>67816066
Oh dear.
>>67816066
dafc
>>67816212
pmsl
>>67816252
>>67816256
Didn't realise this new rule about games lasting 32 minutes.
taking Hass to have a +ve yield by the end of the week @ 6/1
>>67816263
Nearly tt'd this utter bet, you almost had me.
Who is ""CockRing"" and why is he a TT meem
>>67816263
So you rebacking Zenit with 10 men?
>>67816284
I'm not just rebacking them, I'm rebacking them LARGE.
>>67816295
u, u
>>67816295
Just as soon as Nika score this penalty that is.
>>67816295
Would love to know the state of your head right now
pmsl
oh my
>>67816265
use your bet365 £5 loyalty bonus wisely tomorrow.
:^)
What was the info? Or just another bet mafia
>>67816322
Don't have a 365 account
>>67816322
Fucking warned you, lid.
>>67815476
![9794307[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SJ8umyo.jpg "9794307[1].jpg")
Still waiting for Home United -0.5 FH
>>67816335
pipe down tony.
Rebacking Zenit LARGE now
zenit get a draw here, just been on 365 chat with lux
>>67816392
WTF how did you get my tripcode
>>67816405
Had a word with the /bet/ mafia my friend.
Tipping over 3 now
>>67816343
should i take home -0.5 FH @ 2?
>>67816411
kys
>>67816414
At this point I'm rather thinking of Home -1.5 FT
Shang win is a smed
>>67816411
pmsl
cashed in Juveguy's tenner bonus to put it on a cheeky NTC to score next goal oops
Wauw!! Only One lost bet out og the last 17 bets!!
Lets take down the bookmakers, go hit the 'Follow' button!
It's a Las Iguanas & cocktails kind of day.
>>67816423
Home -1.5 at 2 now, should I bite?
just come back from the offie, see the womens tip is coming in.
appy days.
Special staking Murray
>>67816582
I did
ZENITTT
I have been doing football bets for a few years now. There where times when I would win 3/4 hundred € in a single day. The last while I have been doing terrible. I had a good Christmas, but since then I have not won one bet. I am talking about doing a few bets every single day and nothing. I don't spend mad like just 5 or 10 at most a day. Even doing single and doubles with teams that should 100% win and nothing. Most of bets are accumulators of course but I have tried everything. I have been looking at this thread for the last couple of months and every tip I tail losses or I miss the bet as it is put up later than when I looked. If there are any genuine websites or twitter accounts that are not fake that would be real helpful. Or if there are a few bets that I could follow here. I am not sure if this has an alert built in for new bets put up that would be great. Anyway if somebody could help with more form please that would be so helpful. If and when I get back on form I will most definitely be sharing tips on here. Thank you for reading.
Think I could do better than Sam Groth on clay pmsl
will 365 withhold 'my' money if i gradually build up a good roll from a £10 'loyalty bonus'? i assume not,but i haven't used them in ages, and want to see how far i can get as a test.
>>67816656
surely nibs
>>67816499
Cheers bud. How did you steal my tripcode though?
Also I charge ten quid for it please send to paypal ASAP
>>67816597
Hup :D ty x
>>67816597
EEEEEEEEEEEEASE
E
E
E
E
A
S
E
Need another Zenit goal like a i r
>>67816798
stuck a few gold coins on the draw from 2-1
Nicolas Mahut -2.5 games. Surreal line. Get on friendos!
>Imagine being this addicted to gambling
Also do tipsters on tt have the biggest ego of them all?
>>67816798
>>67816825
d o w n
>>67816825
tears baddy
>>67816847
>>67816844
not betting on overs
>>67816844
>>67816847
my fiver :(
>>67816832
This better win
>>67816856
It will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_vpymv6GIk
hass?
pls zenit
Head already gone over this Malmo tip
Confidence is so so low.
Falkenberg's lineup isn't weak either, I'm so sorry Keko pls forgive me
>>67816888
Tell me how you got the trip reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67816894
>he's not part of the /bet/ mafia
>>67816894
>>67816906
You're pretending to be Hass or are Hass ect
>>67816906
Give me a tenner and I'll keep things quiet
>>67816888
rball looks good
>>67816943
No he's literally stolen my trip. I have no clue how
>>67816943
They've posted within seconds apart
>>67816411
>>67816417
>>67816960
I recognise the trip. You probably put something really obvious in didn't you?
Home goals WHEN?
>>67816888
This is really quite sad m80
>>67816976
I'm the only one to ever use it, it's not simple
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/UghXoHf8ak/
tbqh you don't even need a trip, no one will ever want to pretend to be you
>>67816978
PMSL what a joke
>>67816979
Bet you're a hoot at parties
Eyes gone
>>67816978
Just testing my trip to say TEARS
>>67817016
put a large on it in the end. that's my roll decimated for the year.
don't blame you though, can't believe they haven't score
HANG ON
1-1!
Mackers has 18k on Tampines DC in 20 bings
