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Who's Maccers on TipT?
>>67823555
such obvious nibs
get back to revision
>>67823555
big_al
>>67823534
>mr obscure tipping soccerway bets
>you will never convince brit/pol/ to vote remain
>>67823614
typical ill informed student. no wonder you're broke.
>It's been 182 days
>>67823591
We're degenerates who will bet on any league and any sport as long as any random lad with >55% yield posts a tip.
What many people mean you SHOULD do however is to research a small league by yourself(e.g iceland, estonia, bolivia) and look for where the bookies have misplaced the odds.
>>67823662
Tfw after today tt not above on 55% anymore
>>67823691
W H A T ?
?
?
?
>>67823723
I meant my tt.
>>67823569
VOTE OUT
>>67823569
Tell me if its worth watching please lid
>>67823662
So if I have a bankroll of 1000 I should only put 25 pound bets at most?
Surely I will only then win another 15-25 pound on top of that? Would take a lot of correct bets to make a profit.
>>67823879
>Would take a lot of correct bets to make a profit.
it could only take one correct bet to make a profit
>>67823878
I'm shaking with rage and genuinely close to tears at parts.
>>67823879
Successful gambling is a marathon, not a race, lid.
Refer point 4 from Jamie West
>>67823879
Some days are better than others. Sometimes a world tip comes in at high odds. Sometimes you can reback a slags game infinitely.
also this >>67823898
>>67823905
pmsl
>>67823898
>>67823913
So conceivably if I started with a 1k bankroll I should look to make 15-30 pound a day?
>>67823905
Makes you fucking sick, doesn't it.
>>67823879
Stake 5%. There is no reason to go even lower than that until your 5% is higher than the max stake.
>London
That primary school is an absolute disgrace, I'm shocked at what I'm seeing
>this Aussie limp wrested headteacher
Cbfa
Does anyone remember the name of some shitty text game that used to get posted here on /sp/?
You basically played as someone's life and would often be born in the 3rd world and die within a few years and other random shit happened too.
What was it called?
>>67823947
If you have only 1k you can increase stake%
Depends on the day, but yeah a weekly profit around 200 from your starting bank would be dece and achievable on bubblegums. Could be more if there are very good bets.
>>67823995
That's Albania's real life m8
>>67823995
Yeah I can remember the game but not what it's called
>>67823995
Alter Ego?
>>67824040
That's not it although it looks sort of similar.
16:30 - PK-35 vs Inter Turku
Inter Turku 0.0/-0.5 Asian handicap - 1.99
Medium
Although I would have loved the 0.0, people have already caught onto the news that PK-35 are in a crisis. I still think there's a bit of value though. Their Spanish coach and a 2nd coach has left and this has resulted in the Spanish players leaving as well as a couple of others. Not only that but they're missing players through injury too.
"On Tuesday, a team of Spanish Pablo Couñago, Carlos Portela, Yerai Vilaboa, Fernando Linan, Mateo Miguez and the Argentine Lucas Garcia expressed the wish to leave.
- Today was the first day of training after the decision. They came, that they do not want to continue, Kuqi told Myyrmäki Stadium on Tuesday afternoon.
- I am concerned, they can do whatever they want. Of course, they have an agreement with our players. Among the things probably Society believes, how it is done. On the other hand it is good that they are honest."
Those Spanish players and Garcia were first team regulars so that's already a huge miss. Not only that but Manev, Heinonen and Aijala are missing through injury. So basically only 4 or 5 regulars available with a great lack of defensive options. It was always the impression that PK-35 would need time for their side to gel because a lot of their players only came in late in pre-season. I've watched them a few times and I thought they were a better side than the table suggested but this crisis is going to put a massive dent into the club. They're going to have to rely on poor backups and probably some youth to fill the squad until they get some new players in.
>>67824139
Inter been poor this season but did win their last game and the coach has said they "want revenge" after an extremely poor display against PK-35 in the cup. They are missing their main goalkeeper but I don't think that comes close to PK-35 missings. The whole basis of this bet is the fact it will be very hard for Kuqi to get his side organised when they were struggling to do that all season so far anyway. PK-35 only picked up 1 win in 10 games this season so far and that was against a poor KuPS side who started the season poorly. I can't see how PK-35 won't concede in this game and of late they've struggled in-front of goal.
Do you guys generally have one type of bet that you do, such as total goals scored or handicap?
Surely no one bets on the exact type of result or scoreline?
>>67824139
>>67824154
>Shefki Kuqi manages a team with Pablo Counago in it
What a time to be alive
>>67823995
Real Lives 2.0
If you guys make 4k a month do you even play on getting jobs?
>>67824199
Most people bet on Asian handicap.
Start off with 1x2 until you're used to thing.
Betting on scores isn't stupid if you do it in play and are ready to hedge on Betfair if needs be.
>>67824225
How thick are you?
Just make something up. What sort of things is she asking exactly.
>>67824199
Generally speaking asian handicap is probably prefered but It's really always situational.
>>67824225
Worry about this too, I'm genuinely not a wierdo but impossible to say you've never had a gf without looking like a nutter.
>>67824288
>>67824225
Just say it never lasted long
>>67824225
Just say you've never had a proper gf
It's not a problem you autists
>>67823534
Mr Obscure was the golden age of /bet/
>>67824353
What senses??? Tell her you like the smell of sex.
>>67824353
The smell of her hair etc. Girls love bullshit like that, just don't talk about waking up with stinky fingers.
>>67824353
She sounds like a freak.
Stop talking to her.
>>67824353
pics
>>67824400
Are you the weird head german?
>>67824400
>A girl invited me to sleep next to her in her bed
B E T A
E
T
A
>>67824400
pmsl
>>67824353
Say you like playing with a girls hair while she sleeps safely in your arms cause you also like feeling protective.
>>67824412
Maybe.
>>67824414
Nah. I knew she didn't just offer to share the bed and not expect anything to happen, I just kinda blew it. That was like 12 years ago when I was still a little inexperienced shithead.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't putting every penny you have on Golden State
they're are absolutely SEETHING after game 3 and are out for VENGEANCE and BLOOD
>>67824422
Sounds good this. Too bad I already told her I like the smell of hair like the German autist.
>>67824475
Stuck a small on a fresh 365 to mug it up a little and hopefully avoid getting limited after like 3 days pmsl.
>>67824475
You paid for Steve Stevens personal pick of the day too huh?
>THE USVI game was two years ago today
>>67824487
>listening to the german with the weird head
pmsl
>>67824487
kek, what else is she saying?
>>67824487
She ignored my answer and immediately asked if I like the rain
Pmsl what is wrong with this woman?
>>67824506
That means tomorrow is the 2 year anniversary of Oviedo donating 4k to himself
>>67824540
PLEASE post pics
She clearly has mental problems and I want to judge you for swiping right
>>67824506
Need a remembrance thread desu
>>67824540
Say you like being in bed and hearing the sound of heavy rain crash against the windows. It help you sleep.
>>67824561
What does it matter what she looks like? She's cute
Just asked me if I'm into drugs though, there's our answer. Dropped
>>67824586
Literally said this
>>67824599
>Dropped
why?
>>67824555
One of my fav /bet/ moments tbqh
>>67824617
did she like it?
>>67824618
Druggies are scum
>>67824673
>>67824618
this tbqh
imagine when she empties your bubblegum account for a fix
>>67824555
Still can't tell whether he thought people would believe him or was just desperate for you's
>>67824599
Straight edge are ya? Wee fanny
>>67824666
Didn't say anything to it pal, asked if I liked drugs instead.
>>67824475
Pens are a better bet.
>>67824761
Agreeing with the other anons here she does seem kinda strange. Not sure what people expect from Tinder though.
Just a reminder that robots taking over jobs is an inevitability. Reminder that it is in your best interests now to make as much money while you can and to make yourself comfortable before the shit hits the fan
>>67825620
Can't wait to mug off robot traders desu, gonna put Johnny 5 on the dole
>>67825620
Reminder to NEVER use self service checkouts in supermarkets or fast food places.
>>67825620
>>67825654
>>67825669
Talking big sense here, pals.
stake OKC, they concede with 5 seconds. zzzz so typical
>>67825669
i have to laugh when staff make me aware of them - like they want to lose their jobs.
same for bank staff getting huffy when i pay money in over the counter. get fucked.
>>67826303
Eating my words a bit here thbqhwy
>>67826303
It's basketball. They concede constantly. Were you expecting a clean sheet,
>>67828429
kek USL you plank
>>67828558
Go back to Spain, euan
Is Panama THE bet? Surprised the Venezuelan lads can even afford kit, they probably haven't eaten in a few days either. Lump on lids
>>67824475
(You) on suicide watch
Page 10.
>>67833908
It's on page, you flaming bloody drongo
>>67834012
T'was on page 10 before I gave it a bump, my good sir.
Have a good morning, won't you.
>>67824254
>Start off with 1x2 until you're used to thing.
0 AH would save his x-s from losing (when prestaked) though.
>>67824487
>smell of hair like the German autist.
The smell of HER hair, you melt. Not the smell of hair.
>>67835392
Some folk generally like the smell of hair?
Tampa Bay will beat the Marlins again.
Brewers will fuck Braves, Felty sucks dick.
Cubs will win with Arrieta on the mound in an away game.
Also, why the fuck did anybody think that CWS would win yesterday?
Who /outshagging/ here?
>>67835678
Sure, that's fine, but don't tell some bird you're trying to shag you like the smell of hair, tell her you like the smell of HER hair.
It's MACKERS Birthday
What You wishing him?
redpill me on bet365 bonus
>>67836832
The 100% bonus? Nothing to redpill you about, all the terms are out in the open. Just don't pay for PGA and think you'll be fine using it on admins.
Someone LEND me their weekly bonus
need money like water
Hello guys
I guess many of you guys now this already but i just figured out a method were you either get your money back or make profit.
Example:
Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid
Real Madrid to win the CL @ 1.70
Atletico Madrid to win the CL @ 2.15
First, you put a unit on Atletico to win.
10$ on Atletico = 21,50$
Then you put 21,50$ on Real = 36,55$
You either win 26,55$ or break even.
There is no way this is allowed by bookmakers right?
>>67837196
Shouldnt you be studying for A Level Home Economics ?
>>67837196
Everytime you go on reddit you lose braincells
>>67837196
Do your math again m8.
Unless this is nibs.
looks like you forgot analysis, Hass. No worries, I'll post it for you.
Eastern are top of the league with 7 wins 2 draws and a loss, top goalscorers scoring 26 and conceding just 3! So by far the best GD by a mile in the league.
.
Was wondering how they'd cope with losing Bowen and Barnes from last season who scored 35 combined. But this year goals are coming from all over the pitch, Shaw, Derek Tieku , Damien Mosquera, Hayden Johns, Compaan etc. Tieku scored 4 in a game the other week.
.
This is a jump too big for Forrest, they secured back to back promotions to get back up to the NRFL, but will get relegated at this rate, their squad is made up of youngsters who've been with the team from junior level. Just lack the experience to compete in this league.
.
They have 2 wins, 2 draws and 5 losses, scoring 9 and conceding 18. Sit just 1 point above bottom place Meville.
.
Just about every mutual is heavy in Easterns favour.
>>67837196
Idiot
11am special lads
Sydney FC @ 2.05
Kashima Antlers @ 1.72
Vissel Kobe @ 1.61
Treble gives you @ 6.11
All games kicking off at 11am GMT
>>67837196
Yeah, I always forgot to add the amount of the other bet. To be sure of you, because those kind of bet can happen, just look at "sure bet" there are even website that do the math for you.
>>67837238
Sydney 111
>>67837763
Hennings plz
large on o2.5 first half sydney
>>67837786
Uh oh, anyways Vissel 1111
All the kids are in school. /bet/ is dead.
>>67837801
You skipping classes mate?
my math teacher is giving my dirty looks lads, fuck school
anyway my tip of the century is Real Madrid to win by 3 goals lads
can't wait for my mom to give my lunch money so I can cash it
Lids. Tennis markets are very good. Odds on matches to go longer than 3 sets is fair and profitable.
>>67837789
>dutch tips
>>67837940
>Fair odds are profitable.
how much of a madman would I be if I put $200 on the raptors tomorrow.
>>67838087
Spread or ML?
>>67838068
You will feel the wrath of my mighty sword
>>67837789
awww
>>67838141
Might as well just feed that $200 to a kangaroo m80
For the vast majority of the 38 PL weeks, Norwich & Newcastle were rated almost identically. Next season's Championship? 5/2 v 9/1. #Rafa
Confident that this day will be UAC!
>>67838226
Surely a goffpost
If I bet on over 3.5 sets in the tennis. What does the 2 way part mean.
DAC
Hey everyone get #ON my tip
>>67838565
Post it lid
>>67823614
Why do you want to continue to give away your sovereignty and country to communists and muslims?
>>67838637
It's Slavia Prague U19..
LITERALLY FREE MONEY ALERT
Bet on England to win the test series against Sri Lanka 3-0 and to win the next game. The odds are far too high for something that is a literal certainty of occuring.
It's the worst Sri Lankan team in 30 years against the best English team since 2005
>>67838677
>mfw everything is coming home
>implying voting out doesn't just pass things over to corporations and lobbyists
And Cameron's gonna be forced to accept shitskins anyway. It's not like we're gonna do a Saudi Arabia and turn down the other countries when they force us to take in refugees.
>>67838841
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/08/lobbyists-european-parliament-brussels-corporate
>implying lobbyists even care about UK Parliament anymore
They're too busy pulling strings where the real power is pal.
Has HASS quit bet yet?
down and concerned
7 tipsters predicting Inter Turku in this match. Will join that
Absolutely LOVE big al
>>67838907
>implying they wouldn't have a stronger impact over UK on their own
Also none of Nigel's proposals even make sense. He keeps bringing up Norway, Iceland etc. as examples of countries with free trade deals with Europe outside of the EU but doesn't seem to realise as part of their deals they're all forced to be inside the Schengan area which is, in terms of immigration, worse of than the situation we currently find ourselves in.
>>67838958
He's gonna keep up'ing the stake values to try and fix that yield. Hope he's still around though, he has my money on a game today.
>>67839015
Got on 0.0 yesterday
>>67839025
Looking at his TT they seem reasonable stakes now and the bets don't seem totally muggy.
I have faith
>>67838958
He got banned again I think, and got juveguy's trip banned too PMSL
>>67838677
yeah, i recommend everyone gets on this. it's practically a bet against the weather and even then, i don't think it'll take england longer than three days to rap the games up
>>67839017
Talking big sense for once
>>67839119
I felt sick after all those losses but I feel fine now, and am on the right track certainly.
Think it was the comedown from the MDMA that made me act like such a bellend these last few days.
But oh well, I have some good bets lines up for today!
>>67839025
The inter game right? So many people are on it that it seems doomed to lose
>big al likes this
>>67839270
>The inter game right? So many people are on it that it seems doomed to lose
Yeah, that's the one. It looks good, the odds have dropped loads since. You on it yourself?
I've got a notification on 365 about a loyalty bonus but when I check my actual email they haven't sent me the code or anything?
What's that all about?
>>67839317
Mathias Bourgue +7.5 vs Andy Murray @ 1.4 screams value for me at the moment given if he holds serve it'll be 1-1 in sets. Even if he loses the next sets 6-2 6-3 it still comes in. Seems like a solid bet. He's gone 30 love up as I type this
>>67839358
Their trolling you, PMSL.
>tipstertube is down for maintenance
expecting big things
>>67839358
check your spam folder.
>>67839389
>>67839367
Never mind, I had receive promotional offers set to no, pmsl
>>67839397
foolish boy.
Feel like I'm the only one who's never received a loyalty bonus in years.
>The tube down again
Big al running out of money to pay the bills Pmsl
Pmsl. Just had big_al Skype me begging to get back on tt. Said he'll be taking the site offline until I am back because of how bad things have got.
>>67839486
Lel
Wishing mackers a very happy birthday from all here at /bet/
Have a good one pal.
>>67839646
How old is he now?
>>67839669
24 anos
so what is THE bet today lids?
>>67839786
Probably Turku
>not betting on the cricket
>>67838087
Mad enough to make a small fortune possibly, I would probably go 75 or 100 on it lah
>bookies pull the only game I want to bet on right now
zzzzzz
>>67839959
they are on to you, germanbro
prepare to get limited any day now
Hey guys, been a good few weeks but my 365 was limited this morning so I might be taking some time off before I get a new account or start Asia. Sorry about yesterdays awful bets btw. Stay shrewd.
Some VERY interesting markets are now available. I will be keeping an eye on them for sure.
>>67840001
Yep, just read it. Bye bye keko. Considering his tips I'm actually surprised he got limited.
When the officials don't want you to get that 8th goal
>bet365 €5 bonus
Rolling accum time
>>67840001
Stay shrewd. :^)
Has the Turku love ruined the lines?
why is andy murray not smashing this guy
>>67840232
Because he played 5 sets a couple of days ago? Getting tempted to back this guy
>>67840243
or not.
>>67840243
Save your money and back gilles semen instead
Curious to see how much of a favorite Pelister really are now that they are against 10 men. If I'm not mistaken they are a 2nd league team and Turnovo are a decent 1st league team, so I kinda want to get on Turnovo + if odds get better.
>>67839821
>>67840184
exactly how good are Turku lids?
know PK-35 is shite at home but even still
bet now? wait for in-play?
>>67840513
They're both utter
>>67840513
Not good at all, but PK-35 aren't only shite, they are also plagued by other problems. Imo it's too late and there's not much value left, but what do I know.
@Zyzz and @reffocs can now tip verified Cricket odds.
On Volga Nizhny -0.5 FH
mackers and lux on japan u23 from here
>>67840737
pmsl
Pmsl at the clueless little pseudos on Inter Turku. Thanks for the great odds on PK-35, you greasy little slugs. Love it when the sheep bet on stuff they know nothing about, tears!
Need to know what Finnie got Mackers for his bday tbqh
>>67840836
>>67840836
it's 0-0 you greasy fuck
>Hassy Boy
>missing that
If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass
>>67840960
Worth a pixel punt desu
If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass.
SHAKING for Juveguy's greasy tenner on Inter
>>67840945
Please have sex. Clueless little acne-riddled teens like yourself made DC backable and now I can't stop laughing at how much I'm about to be up. Tears!
When does the inter game KO? Thought it was 4.30?
>>67840997
kys!
>>67841025
It's running
>>67841025
http://www.flashscore.com/match/0bPcwtrc/#match-summary
>>67841025
its habbning
>>67841039
>>67841040
unibet site so fucked sometimes, excuse my ignorance
DOWN
pmsl
PMSL better luck next time pseudos!
OH FUCK
DOWN WORLD
>tfw not on Inter
>tfw on Afumati @3.25 when they were 1 down
so so comfy
Should've realised you made a mistake when Big Al got on desu
R E B A C K
rebacking LARGE
Excellent, now I can reback.
On Opava dc and dnb
will always laugh at you losers. this finnish game is exactly why this thread sucks
and no, i did not have anything on this. and yes, you lot are a massive cliche by now.
>>67841118
Fuck off burgerscum
>>67841118
>land of the free
>>67841118
gonna bookmark this post and file it under American banter
I bet a lot for effective inter ... and 1 pen did I collapse
>betting on Turks
There's a lot of Indians in Switzerland, if you get what I mean ;)
>>67841118
OP picture has never been so relevant.
>>67840836
S H R E W D
int score when
The only tipster on the entire PLANET worth following is Euan.
are people on TT too impaired to get a joke?
>>67841319
got arrested in spain. won't see him on here for a good while yet.
>>67841340
bet its a bit like the only fools episode
>literally just about to put LARGE on Maardu -0.75 @ 1.8
>markets suspended
>dangerous free-kick
>goal
WHY does this shit ALWAYS happen
>>67841330
Try making a good joke
>>67841330
What's the joke?
Opava goals WHEN?
>>67841330
pmsl
>>67841418
WHY ; ;
At the same time penalty in another game. Just brutal.
>>67841362
top lel.
>>67841330
Try looking on ARPs profile, utter mongs
>>67840243
>>67840299
I told you about Semen bro. Back to 2-2 sets, Simon engaged rape mode. Can't imagine what the odds were at 2 sets down
If the world of exchanges are jungle here is hell and heaven together anymore chose door will pass
need 3 more japan u23 goals like air
PMSL
wanna die
wew lads .
>>67841644
>-17.64%
>>67841615
You owe me a tenner
Fucking hell, down 3 quid on Inter
zzzzzzzzz
big al rball watch surreal
>>67841677
put £20 on this https://tipstertube.com/post/58957
DAC this week
On Feldkirchen med
INT
UNSTOPPABLE
HOPE
pk35 always melts in 2nd half
>Noud down a large on Finnish shite AGAIN
Was asked to leave the adults only section of the pool because I was giggling like a child when I found out the score.
>>67841752
>adults only section of the pool
Why were you allowed in there in the first place?
backing Inter Turku 0.0 @ 1.925 lids
>browsing /bet/ on holiday
Are (You) a bad enough dude to take Inter SW @ 18.00?
>>67841781
>Are (You) a bad enough gambler to take Inter SW @ 18.00?
>>67841776
Euan just wants to be loved, that's why he doesn't go paid.
>>67841781
now at 41, lel.
>>67841799
Going paid once I win a few bets when I get home
>post yfw inter equalise
>It's a qt bank teller doesn't ask any questions about your check from Singapore edition
>>67824139
????????????
>the coach has said they "want revenge"
TEARS
>silence
>>67841887
Why not just transfer directly to your bank account?
laughing at all of you, what a joke thread
who has the next insider u-17 latvia wheelchair football tip?
>8 (EIGHT) shots off target
>>67841958
Why wont you have sex?
>>67841958
pmsl at you, clueless little worm
>cashed out before kick off
>actually got more than I staked
who here /FUMING/
over the moon!
just got a £5 free bet. QUICK GIVE ME A SAFE BET
>>67840299
>>67840299
chased all my losses with this. thanks bro
>>67842096
Only follow my bets I'll actually try and do you a favour
>>67842122
Okay. Who are you?
fuck i instinctively placed it on the cricket match
biting my finger nails like a little girl
>>67842136
I'll message you on TT
Value on the hosts. Final match of the season for both teams. Hosts are in mid-table at 6th, whereas the away team is 9th confirmed for relegation and have nothing to play for anymore. Their season has been shite since having been promoted and are rightly being sent down with a 7-10-18 record. They have a very poor defence - conceding a huge 72 goals this season. While Catburger's weakest area is admittedly defence but even so, their defence is still in better shape than the away team's. Furthermore, Catburger have a number of quality goalscorers with 62 goals this season to the away side's 44.
Salzburg defensive record away from home is DIRE - they have the most goals conceded away from home.
The fact that Catburger are celebrating their season after the game with free beer, live music etc is also on our side.
PARTY ATMOSPHERE
A
R
T
Y
Teamsheets lid support a bet too.
Salzburg have the following missing =
Kircher (defence - 23/0 - usual starter)
Müller (defence - 20/0/1 - usual starter)
Burghuber (defence - 21/0/1 - usual starter)
Simic (defence - 4/0 - usual starter)
Bulut (midfield - 5/0/1 - regular player)
Mayer (midfield - 23/1/1 - usual starter)
Bann (attack - 8/1/3 - usual starter)
With such a depleted team I expect that Kapfenberger will be scoring for fun, that is unless Salzburg take a leaf out of Newcastle's book pmsl
>>67842226
#on
>>67842226
b8ing you out if this doesn't win
>>67842226
when is this
>>67842293
NOW
>>67842293
Now.
Definitely worth a small
fuck Kolkata are losing i'm literally gonna give up betting if i lose this so pissed
>>67842301
>>67842301
Shit's not on Unibet. :(
>>67842301
Info seems solid, why only a small?
>>67842302
just double up on the Hass tip, mate.
>>67842328
Couldn't confirm the live music so downgraded to a small
>>67842325
It's in Asia too lid
>>67842328
Pic related
Al Ahly away to Al Moqawloon right now.
Al Ahly 2 - 0 up nearly at half time, Al Moqawloon already have TWO red cards
GET YOUR -2 ON
Is charging £10 for 10 tips fair or is a monthly price better?
>>67842407
monthly friendo
>>67842407
I'd pay £50 a week mate
>>67842226
on Kapfenberger & BTTS @ 2/1
thoughts?
>>67842407
can i get in free
>>67842407
Just have a small group of people pay for your tips so we can actually get on.
I will pay £50 for your tips if you keep up the quality.
>>67842407
el euano
>>67842407
There's a group that already does this, bollocks if you ask me
>>67842407
I'll pay £100
fuck lost my fiver.
back on 0.
>>67842491
pmsl
Evening lids. Kapfenberg goal when?
looking like another TEZ tip from our brown friend hass
PLEASE lend me some money
Angry or feeling sick after a losing bet? You probably placed too much money! Protect your bankroll at all times - no matter how confident you think you are, only bet a few % of your bank on each bet
gonna look up my account on TT. £5 annual fees.
Someone ban copinho ffs
Very tricky cup games in Iceland today.
tfw every penny locked up on England winning 3-0 and feeling like juveguy
not on
£5 is an ABSOLUTE steal.
>>67842638
Literally the biggest pseudo in the thread. pmsl to ANYONE who gets on his tips
reback ARP?
I warned you about Hass, bros. I warned you.
>>67842879
>>67842788
b-but its winning
>>67842788
Trip on Euan
>>67842893
Yet, you are down on Hass tips.
>>67842919
You aren't RACIST, are you?
on Rosenborg -0.5 FH
pls no more tears for me
>>67842866
Whats your obsession with rebacking?
>>67843020
just asking if its a good idea right now lad
>>67843020
>le reback culture
>>67842893
Pmsl wow. He's winning one tip. About time.
Reminder that gambling is illegal in Persia and Hass should be stoned to death.
>>67843128
>persia
kek.
Can you block tipsters on tt? So much garbage being posted.
>>67843155
Only follow the ones you like and go on "my followers" in the tips section
P.S follow me
>>67843183
There should be an option that "My tipsters" is selected by default
>>67842407
How much do you make a month from betting?
DOWN
A
cat
Need Hass to go back to Lebanon like AIR
>>67843020
pml
Failing in every area of my life
Gasping like a fish out of water for a refund ffs.
>hass
Hahahahahahahah you fucking morons. Le pseudo paki back again
>>67843391
>Matches are 70 minutes long
>>67843425
>winning streaks are 1 bet long
How does Hass lose so many bets? Dont think I could do worse if I tried to.
If all goes well, I'll be proud to officially announce Hass as a new member of the /bet/mafia
>>67843493
He's been mafia for like a week now. Mugs still haven't caught on.
/bet/ mafia HUP INSANE pmsl nibs
>le cheeky paki with a cool head on Tinder
>>67843518
Yall gotta lay off the incest over there. Makes your speech pattern rather iffy.
>tfw both your high odd tips are winning but no one has forked up a miserly £5 to view them
pic related
>>67843574
Have sex.
Need goal. Need air.
>>67843238
I've posted my stats before. Like 6k or something this year.
Thanks for the (you)s lads. I'll need to work out the optimum monthly price.
>>67843585
pmsl and lol
>>67843585
is that your mug? you look 50 dude i thought you were 20
>>67843614
yes that guy is me!
>>67843594
What as in 6k alone this year? So about 1k a month?
>>67843638
No, 6k/month this year.
>>67843594
Why not make it based on performance?
If youre monthly ROI is 0-10% then its £10. 10-20% and it's £20. 20-30% and its £30.
>>67843594
You should post a price then when people enquire, even if its within seconds, tell them sorry the price has gone as there was a goal immediately and try to charge them double.
>>67843644
What accounts have you mostly been using?
>>67843687
>>67843709
>matches are 89 minutes long
>>67843644
Jesus Christ.Do you even have a job? Or is this it? I can;t see why you'd even need a job
Someone go bait out Hass RIGHT NOW.
His full name is Hassan Al Jasim Mohammed Tarek
>>67843727
>Christ.Do
>>67843614
>he doesn't know Brian Cox
>>67843687
>>67843709
>>67843748
Anon you prick
>>67843731
inshallah
>>67843687
>>67843709
>>67843748
Anon such a cunt
>>67843772
instant mashallah
>>67843687
>>67843709
>>67843748
>>67843778
>>67843797
Anon such an absolute bellend
Hass such a /bet/ mafia HERO right now
>>67843687
>>67843709
>>67843769
>>67843778
>>67843797
Anon so worthless
See I can samefag idiotically too.
Hass is a useless pseudo but
1) if you're going to hate spell his name right
2) Don't make numerous posts when one will suffice just so you can make it look like more people share your view.
>No value at all in prices.
Sorry james but why are you mentioning it then
ARP truly GOAT
Need someone to tell me who's qualifying on BGT tonight.
>>67825620
>>67825654
>>67825669
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36376966
so so shrewd
Fylkir worth tiny tiny sums. Line should be -0.5 and have been looking better early on. Get on before the rest of TT tips it desu
>>67844018
Smh @ people who aren't socialists yet, this causing unemployment is just another failiure of comtemporary capitalism. Socialism would turn technological advancement - a danger to the job market in capitalism - into something to be encouraged as fewer people have to wageslave
>>67844112
>Smh @ people who aren't socialists yet, this causing unemployment is just another failiure of comtemporary capitalism. Socialism would turn technological advancement - a danger to the job market in capitalism - into something to be encouraged as fewer people have to wageslave
came here to say THIS
>>67844112
Nibs, companies only employ machines because of minimum wage laws.
Lumping large on Basel next scorer
>>67842407
>Is charging £10 for 10 tips
I've seen some cunts do this. Imagine the scenes if they post a couple of losses.
>>67842491
Surely you're down atleast 50 poons to Euan and Hass?
>>67844018
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/25/adidas-to-sell-robot-made-shoes-from-2017
>>67843614
Surely nibs.
>>67844255
>Surely you're down atleast 50 poons to Euan and Hass?
Down 11.80 to Euan. Evens with Hass since he sabotaged my trip.
>>67844292
>Evens with Hass since he sabotaged my trip
You got a good price there, my penniless friend.
>>67844292
He's sabotaging his own right now
James Mckeown Strongest kids have looked ok so far. But obviously its men vs boys. I'm expecting a 3+ win. But value is crushed.
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James Mckeown -2 Euro worth a tiny if you want, Srongest look bad at the back, wouldn't bother with cleanie..
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James Mckeown Fuck it rebacked -1.25 a little
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>>67844401
kek absolute addict
>>67844401
Mackers party OFF if it losses
>>67844148
we live in a time where machines are more cost and time efficient than workers, yes. I dont understand how your point here refutes what I was saying? The efficiency of machines should be a blessing, and yet 60,000 wageslaves just lost their shitty factory jobs due to capitalism, where they wouldn't be forced into those jobs in the first place in Socialism, making such innovation good for everyone
also hope some people got on Fylkir. 0-2 at HT
Why is the fraud spouting /bet/ memes?
>>67844587
he has been for a while. I dont think he browses here, just saw us speaking like this and wants to be 'one of the lads'
>>67844587
It's albania
EBA simply surreal.
>>67844587
Can I give you a £20 tip to place on my behalf? Need to wipe out my debt.
>>67844587
Need to adjust the time on your phone lid
>>67844883
Tell her about UCD slags
>>67844883
Need a pic first bud.
wtb
wtfb
wtf bbs
>>67844983
meant to type 'wtb ffs'
head's gone
what does wtb mean
>>67844918
>>67844891
Need the kraut here for advice like air
>>67845083
I'm schizoid, I don't experience love so I know nothing about it.
Making my tip public. Won't happen often. Get #ON it
>>67845186
Pmsl
>>67845117
How's that working out for you pal
I've told her I've never been in love so I'm not sure what she's after
Making my trip public. Won't happen often. Get #ON it
Euan about to post a large
Icelandic 4. Deild
Ymir +0.5 @1.825
not sure why because they're up 2-0
When do European friendlies start?
Decided to be generous and release ANOTHER public tip. Get #ON it
>my yield and win ratio's better than Hass
>he has 30 MORE followers
>>67845328
P M S L
>>67845360
ffs
>>67845254
It was only an issue when I was younger and everyone expected me to have a girlfriend. It's tough getting a girl to like you when you're basically unable to build an emotional connection and even harder to keep her. I think when you have feelings for that person then doing what it takes to keep them by your side just comes naturally, for me it's unpleasent and work.
I've been on Akranes -0.5, it's -0.25 by now. Honestly giving up hope to see another goal.
Taking overs in Bari game Bari finished ahead in the league. So if Novara aren't winning after 120 mins, Bari go through. Thems the rules ,
Releasing a PUBLIC tip on a rare occasion. Get #ON it. Can't lose. Won't lose.
>>67845413
What's your password Las? I'll help you out with some good tips
>>67845508
Message me..............
James Mckeown Wanted £100k on -0.5/-0.75/-1/-1.25 or -1.5... End up with barely anything from 0-0, most on from 1-0 so down on the game. Feel sick.
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oh james
>>67845556
What was the score?
>>67845556
>I look at it, realise I have missed the good prices based on the info and ignore the game
>The professional gambler looks at it, realises he has missed the good prices based on the info and gets on anyway ending up DAC
Does this prove his addiction yet?
Where do people bet such large amounts on?
>>67845589
2-0
>>67845611
asia
>>67845322
Answer me, cunts.
>>67845653
Call me a cunt again m8 and I'll have Euan ban you.
>>67845653
Because its a fucking retarded question, some Euro teams are already playing friendlies, there is no set schedule so unless you have a specific team you're looking for nobody can help you and if you have a specific team you're looking at then consider doing your own rearch by say maybe going to their website you thick cunt.
>>67845409
hup
>>67845694
And there's only one team that matters because it's coming HOME.
>>67845688
Cunt.
>>67845694
Wow, thanks for fucking nothing.
>>67845350
To be fair, you kicked all your followers out to go private. Then went public again less than an hour later
>>67845778
No, I'm still private. Just released a couple of public tips as appetisers.
So if we go by the logic of having a bank roll of 300 it'd be £1.50 small, £3 mid, and then 2.5% large.
How many bets would you theoretically need to win a day to amass a reasonable profit?
ARP, gonna offer you free membership. want my follower list to have some reputed, GOOD, names
>>67845870
those are only suggested %'s
>>67845870
With a small roll you can stake more aggressively
Made ~50% of my roll in profit last week (smallish roll so staking aggressively)
Lost all the profit this week
Such is life
Can't believe i'm giving away so many free tips. absolutely nuthin in my pocket
Has there ever been a trip in /bet/ with such a low nibsattempted:nibsreturned ratio as Juveguy? There probably has, I just can't remember anyone
Hope everyone's remembering to take their Vitamin D tablets.
>>67846190
It's sunny enough to not need them lid. I've moved my sofa outside and I feel 110%
Who is your favorite anon? Me gusta is running away with it desu
>>67846154
Would love you to die
Floridans SW is a looking like a fairly safe smed tbqh
Also, going on a tinder date tomorrow and need a new aftershave. Which scent ensures a bang?
>>67846342
Lynx Africa does the job for me pal
>>67846360
>smelling like a year 6 disco
No thanks pal
>>67846342
Dior Homme Sport
>mfw this tip goes through and i enter +ve yield
>>67846342
le male
>>67846342
paco rabanne xs
>>67846400
Also, Chanel Bleu, though I hear it's a bit mainstream
>>67846273
cheers lid
>>67846342
1-0 x
-0.41%
Yield
NEARLY GONNA BREAK EVEN
>>67846342
ONE MILLION x
>>67846631
>>67846459
These two are supposed to be dece but very popular, is this a bad thing?
also 222222222
>>67846648
Makes the girls moist and thats all that matters at the end of the day
>>67846648
All the turks here wear one million. I bought it when it was new, then never got to use it, because of how popular it was. Don't particularly like it either. I think Bleu is really good, it's not very popular where I live and I got a good amount of positive reactions. I remember hearing it's more popular in the UK though, that's why I mentioned it may be a bit mainstream.
Euan wants a med on IMG but he's had far too much tequila
he's just typed his bet into google pmsl
>you will never go holidaying with euan and laugh at /bet/ together
If Kurt gets this winner I will cum in my pants
Forgot there was a party today. Looks like I'm stuck here..
>>67846928
This is a particularly good feeling considering Euan is sitting in Aberdeen studying for his GCSE'S
>>67846893
euan SO lewd when he's tipsy
Want a smed on me to be NEET forever tbqh
Fuck me, 365 offering £2.50 lays to limited accounts now, even on euro handi. What a joke.
>>67847425
I'd take that any day of the week. I'm so limited that whenever I try to place a bet, they give me 50p
>>67847457
Selling my account for a tenner.
Hey Hass how're your stats like?
Who to bet in the Hockey tonight? I'm liking the sharks, home ice looking to close out against a tired blues side
>>67847491
pmsl surreal
Hello boys :P
Beetris here again, u miss me? haha xoxo
what's the bet?
>>67847497
No bet. Not at those odds
>>67847524
Shocking
>>67847524
Blast from the past there SP bud x
R * C I N G
>>67847497
Sharks + O 5.5 Goals if you want to make it interesting.
St Louis will need a goal or two, im guessing this game ends 5-3 to Sharks (including an Empty Net)
>>67847491
What's the deal with Cox
>>67848189
Ask ur mum lol
Whats the Orlando philly bet?
Chasing losses on btts and overs in the us game
Flamengo have started off pretty well against Chapecoense.
-0.5 or -1 could be good
USA vs Ecuador possibly the dullest match of football I've ever seen.
>>67849766
USA almost always better in the 2nd half and seemed to be coming into it after a really poor start so I'd be tempted by a small on USA now.
Putting 1k on the shorks, certain they got this
>>67850174
Money line or regulation?
>>67850174
Money line, 1-0 now
>>67848692
i suppose if Flamengo didn't get a fucking red card it might have been alright
>>67849872
Good shout, lid.
lads, lads, lads, what's happening on comfy night bet? I lost $500 on the raps, looking for some comforting words
>>67853170
It's okay sweetie. Now go to bed. 6th form is at 9 tomorrow.
>>67853170
>not sleeping early for the WORLD bets tomorrow
been having naps all day to prepare
England/Sri Lanka game will end in tears
Good morning :D
Are we allowed multiple accounts on TT? I want to start afresh
Friendly reminder to not reply to juveguy.
>>67857704
>>67857704
>>67857704
NEW BREAD
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