THE KING RETURNS EDITION
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first for please give me coin
Hass is a fraud sub sub edition.
plantese women game: over 1.5 first half goals at 2.
eaay money 2bh.
>>67778051
actually shaking, cheers for the warning pal
>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10283402
>>67778015
post your paypal
>>67778025
Got something special lined up in the next few minute pal
>>67778225
hope its not another reback pmsl
>>67778264
Argentinian shite
>>67778025
Can't be as bad as those FB tipster frauds
>>67778293
pmsl just wait pal
Cuba to beat Costa Rica in the volleyball tonight is free money
Lads don't piss of the janny. Bans are getting handed out everywhere. Post on topic. Got a med lined up for O6.5 cards in the barca game.
>>67778415
why?
>>67778393
pmsl
What's your TT username, Hass?
>>67778284
It's San Lorenzo isn't it
>>67778451
Sevilla are going to play back against the wall and defend all game. Last 5 games has had massive amounts of cards as well.
>>67778505
Wish you asked 2 days ago m8
>tfw Big Al won more bets than you today
>>67778505
reffocs
>>67778552
So what is it pal?
>>67778671
https://tipstertube.com/profile/goodmantips
>>67778689
Stupid autistic shitskin, can't you answer properly?
>>67778689
You are a good man, but your tips are not.
>>67778658
My word
>>67778732
Are you thick?
>>67778689
Hass is this a loss chase or a sensible stake?
>>67778658
Please read a book.
This weekends betting literally feels like I've paid to spend it in a prisons showers..... Fucked all over DAC
>>67778852
This isn't a loss chase, Sao Jose is a loss chase
PMSL
Can't stop laying Hass' bets.
>THE CITY OF SAO JOSE
>>67778887
World weekend desu haven't finished sums but should be up 5k
Stick to Tinder Hass.
Well deserved loss this, a man is not entitled to an occasional rball punt after all.
Did spend a considerable amount of time on this tip though so it should come in.
If it doesn't I will eat my hat
>>67779075
wtb my tt is loading ffs
>>67779104
isn't*
>>67779075
If it doesn't come in I will be expecting a refund for my membership fee to your tt
>>67779075
111111111
HASS
Tears if you weren't on this special.
FUCK OFF HASS
Literally can't believe this
>>67779255
tears
Pmsl
Cannot stop winning by laying Hass bets
Up gallons.
>>67779236
offside goal FOR FUCKS SAKE
HAVE LOST 1 OF THEIR LAST 11 MATCHES
Why start now?
Literally don't understand why you'd still follow hass. Nothing more then a pseudo tbqh
Overs on cards was THE BET
Looking around my flat for Hassan's head ffs
Rebacking godoy -1 and SW
Recommend you do the same.
>>67779362
>LOST 1
>Why start now?
They already started lad
Literally CANNOT win a bet. ffs
>you will never have a recent tips section that looks like this
I'm also on o1.5 first half goals for a small
>>67779527
I don't get why anyone follows him, he's the worst tipster ever
Reminder Hass is just a soccerway warrior with good bants.
>>67779668
>good bants
trip on
>>67779695
Have sex first.
>>67779668
>>67779643
why are teamsheets and recent form not a good reason for a bet?
Fuck off
>>67779791
I dont make the rules mate. Just telling you how it is.
>>67779791
PMSL Hass going through the full Euan cycle in a matter of weeks
>>67779791
The last time you won a bet, Tottenham still had a chance at the title
Who is your favourite tipper on TT and why?
>>67779791
Because bookies no this and price accordingly.
As such, there is no long term value and you will lose long term.
The only way to win long term is by finding value, i.e. wrongly priced lines.
It's very very simple.
>>67779847
Ready to flee to Spain tonight to escape the /bet/ mafia desu
>>67779968
>no
>NO
>N O
>>67779923
easily keko.
proved over 100, free (inb4 leech), doesn't come on /bet/ so hasn't been infected by you scum
>>67779968
This should've been priced at 1.6-7 max, at evens was a great bet
Or so I thought
>>67780013
Keko does browse here.
Also, hi Keko.
>>67779923
ARP
Getting on the 1/2 fix desu
>>67780013
>he unironically follows KEKo
>>67780098
You're on over 1.5 FH and on 1/2 HT/FT
Hass confirmed clueless.
>>67779923
Juez
Hass reminds me of when Euan first came to fame then crumbled under the pressure of expectation.
Hass collapsing faster than __________
Best answer wins a prize.
>>67779847
this
/bet/ ruins LIVES
Most my losses are from bubblegums too pmsl
>Most used bookmaker gone from SBOBET to Bet365
>>67776853
pmsl.
>EleanorRigby wants to follow you
should probably reject and save them the tears
>>67780332
>>67780437
Just fuck off you mascara wearing paki cunt
>>67780437
Sounds like a babe
>>67780511
>mascara
Is this an epic new meme
Hass chewed up and SPAT out by the market.
RED
Should I jsut start following bobic rather than maackers then>
Lost all 4 bets I've placed today. Currently losing 2. Need the helium ASAP
Platenese Slags didn't come through and Barca game isn't looking good either.
>>67778107
F R A U D
Predictions for Copa del Rey second half?
>>67781207
they blew their load early. never betting on them again t b h
>>67781244
Barca 2-0
>>67781244
Barca to 9 corners. Already at 6. Odds of 2.0
Guys we're playing /v/ right now
Currently down by 1.
>>67781430
Any /bet/ memes squeezing their way in?
4k guy please show your face
>>67781430
G E O R G E
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G
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>>67781430
SHIGGY
>>67778658
Pretty sure that amount of makeup is -ev.
>>67781430
is this the most autistic thing ever?
>>67781430
Are there any threads designated to this in /sp/?
>>67781619
YES
looks like she's even put makeup on her tits
>/v/ parking the bus
MAPLE PLEASE COME BACK
>>67778658
Why is the jani so sexist that we aren't even allowed to post photos of girls any more?
Is San Lorenzo a good bet?
We need le cut inside man to be honest
Is Big Al worth following?
>>67781952
A draw is enough for them as long as godoy cruz lose so don't expect them to be pushing for a winner if thing are the same in 20 mins
>>67782082
godoy cryz dc worth it? surely if they are pushing to take san lorenzo to the wire?
>>67782258
>Getting on a Hass bet
ISHYDTT
>>67781536
Update:
I've made 320 back so far. On the other hand our Sunday league team got dicked 11-2 and I had a mare. Plus the traffic on the way back meant I missed that u19 14-0.
A thoroughly enjoyable weekend all round :^)
>>67781721
Glitter and foundation.
>>67782307
>ISHYDTT
>>67782358
Nice one. Keep your chin up, keep going.
And my gift to you is this: a few special words from one Caan Berry.
God bless. x
Hello where are Valur & San Lorenzo goals
>>67782544
WEW LAD
>>67782544
What the fuckkkk. I follow CB and his videos are where I started off
>being honest with himself
What did he mean by this?
Is number of cards a 90 minute market?
>>67783248
Yes
>>67781370
BTFO
>>67782786
Can anyone weigh in on this? Genuinely a bit confused t b h
>>67783331
Seething. Was 7-4 at some point.
>>67783481
When doing cards bets. Does a red count as 2?
SPECIAL STAKE ON FLATANON TIP
OH FUCK CARDS CAME IN LADS. POST IF YOU GOT IN ON THIS.
>>67778415
>>67783539
>16/1
SHAKING
I think Ayr was my worst course to bet at last year so don't get your hopes up.
The Scottish mafia are all over this race. Guest (2), Goldie and Perratt all have entries so will no doubt have some sort of plan. Guest's Hydrant won this last year off 10lbs higher and he's potentially very well handicapped if his recent poor form was intentional rather than due to age catching up with his 10yo legs. Graham Lee riding for Goldie is always to be noted.
I'm going to side with Diane Sayer's Weapon of Choice ridden by her daughter Emma. He hasn't won since September 2013 off a mark of 83, but now runs off 70 minus Emma's 3lb claim. He has run on the flat and over hurdles recently, not at all disgraced, and I liked his 40/1 6th place finish behind Rocksong when 5lbs higher than today.
He won't be inconvenienced by any change in ground conditions as he's won on Good and Heavy.
This is a drop down in class and in addition to a tongue-tie, he also sports cheekpieces for the first time, which will hopefully squeeze out that little bit more.
I think 16/1 is a good bet, he may be even bigger tomorrow but I won't have time to re-assess things.
>>67783562
Yes m9, had written it off 5 minutes ago. Crazy.
>>67783673
Same lad but couple of cards for back chat and we've made it.
>>67783659
Cheers mate
>>67783648
Eibar team decent?
>Hass stealing tips
Anyone had a job interview with Willy Hill before?
>>67783820
I imagine somebody, somewhere has
>>67783820
don't work in a bookie m8. tesco is preferable
>>67783659
Wait for tomorrow or take odds now?
>>67783900
ZING
>>67783921
Its not a job working in a shop lad
>mackers
fuck sake
>>67783820
I have a job with willy hill, whats up?
>>67783648
top lel
DOWN
Mackers PMSL. Literally my 7th bet today. They have ALL lost. ffs
>HASS
Pmsl
James Mckeown I cbfucked I'm down monumental
Like · Reply · Just now
pmsl ben harris
>>67783648
tears
>>67784053
Just wondering what questions to expect in an interview?
>>67784107
>what profit
Tip top
>Mackers ruining my tips
I've genuinely had enough to be honest.
Don't advise anyone to get on the Defensa tip although it SHOULD win, but just because I've got terrible terrible luck and I don't even seem to be due
>>67784163
Do you follow Big_Al or Euan?
>>67784163
Have you had the phone interview yet?
>>67784163
Customer comes in and says "Down massive pmsl, talk big big sense to me lid". What do you say
Buddha is the real deal folks
>>67784219
top lel.
>>67784235
"Please, Have Sex"
>>67784219
Both
>>67784223
Nah its a skype interview
>>67784235
Thats what you get following >Hass tips
>>67784309
You've got the job.
>>67784342
Hass is our manager. Fuck off.
Barca gonna score another senpaitachi
REFUSE to stop laying Hass.
>>67784342
Oh weird. I guess theyre getting with the times now. You need to do some research on the company, basically just go on the about page on william hill and memorize the facts/stats.
They'll ask you what you know about the company, about your past work experience, dealing with customers, how you dealt with a problem customer had, how have you gone out of your way to help a customer in the past. As long as you can answer those questions you'll be fine. Then you'll get a face to face interview afterwards if you pass that.
Is it /comfy/ yet?
>>67784491
Well Hass, is she?!?!
>>67784491
Keep your head up bud, you'll get on the right track :<3
>>67784477
Appreciate it m8
Can someone explain what my ROI would be if i laid every tip from someone with a -25% ROI?
I wonder if there is any relationship between the betting results and the day of the week. Because for now all weekends seem like a charity for bookies after a 5-day-grinding :/
>>67784615
Tuesday-Friday is the best days for betting.
>>67784643
quoting some cuck on tt, though I agree.
I might have gone too far in some places
>>67784765
Head's gone
>>67784491
Take a week off mate, you've lost the plot
>>67784107
This was the goal btw
>Eibar
>Didn't get on eibar -1.5 because I wanted -1
>-1 came and I didn't get on because 1-0.
Hopefully they bring everyone off at HT
>Good man, good tips
>-21.3% yield
Down and concerned so so much today. Think I am gonna injure myself tbqh, done it all SO wrong.
>>67784396
2222
>>67784396
Thanks lad.
>>67784931
Aids man. Fear for you if Boca win 1-0
>>67785259
No luck on asianconnect either friend?
>>67785680
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
Who at work tomorrow morning? Absolute tears cause i am.
>>67785838
Here lid.
>>67785838
finished uni for summer now lid, got 15 weeks of sitting on my arse eating my parents' food
enjoy work :)
need a couple of late eibar goals like fucking A I R
Need at least 2 eibar goals to recoup half of today's losses. ffs
>>67785930
Going up to Cheltenham to throttle the Albino Labour voting pansy for ruining my tip
Eibar are absolutely fucking embarrassing
>>67785973
you vote labour too lid.
>>67786026
Genuinely an awful, awful team.
keith burton SUCH an annoying little weirdo
>The absolute state of this ref in the Portland game
Beyond dire. Probably some of the worst refereeing I've seen in awhile, and I don't even have a bet on the game
>he rates La Liga
>>67786124
No idea how that buck tooth cunt got a decent looking bird
>imagine playing in la liga and struggling against a fifth tier American team
Beyond shocking.
>>67786157
>decent looking
Got about 5x as much makeup as even the birds posted earlier itt do. God knows what she actually looks like.
QUICK GUESS THE TIPPER
>>67786188
PMSL
>>67786188
>Taking the piss out of other's misfortune
And to think I paypal'd you a tenner
>>67786124
oi oi, sicko bet, hup :D x
Think he has a thing for Lux
>>67786185
Post pics
>>67786188
Currently running out of oil.
>>67786220
better off giving 10% of your """earnings""" to charity.
:^)
LA -1 price has gone too far
>>67786188
They're a major fraud whoever it is
Hass on suicide watch.
>Boca penalty
AAIIIRR BOCA
>>67786220
My paypal's empty lid
>>67786338
SO SO SHREWD
>eibar
Genuinely down 4 days profit today, lost all 9 bets I've placed. Need death.
>>67786465
same, hass ruined my entire month today
>>67786482
Hope the paki cunt dies in his sleep
>>67786505
strong words
>>67786538
fire away pal
James Mckeown Just turn your phones off. I'm in no mental state for an admin.
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>>67786538
Here lid
>>67786538
Is 2.25 inches small? If so, ask away
>>67786553
>>67786594
size? i mean genuinely small like AT LEAST under 5 inches.
Want to know how girls react to it.
>>67786609
>lying
>>67786615
probably 4.5 inches erect
only had sex once and was too drunk to remember it, a few people on my floor at uni said they could hear her moaning though so must have done a decent job ;)
>>67786538
I've gota 5.5 incher, feels pretty small to me. Tiny on the flop. Slept with 18 girls, never had any bad experiences.
>>67786615
Shag in the dark, its all about working the clit anyway
>>67786644
Why wont you have more sex?
>>67786742
Because no-one on /bet/ tells me to
>>67786835
PLEASE have sex.
>>67786742
lacking charisma, confidence and charm
Miami United FC is the official rball punt to get us out of this hell hole of losses.
>>67786885
111111
pmsl
>>67786887
Yeah yeah get that addin innit
>>67786931
Will literally do anything for twenty bucks
>>67786885
22222
just had a wank over the lad grabbing a tit, love groping
>>67786887
>>67786965
Feelings were definitely hurt watching that one. Would love to know how the majority of them even pull in the first place
Did I do good /bet/?
>>67787059
I don't understand how everyone is having sex apart from me
>>67786965
My body count is higher than Hass's and I live in London too so I wouldn't put too much stock in it m8
>>67787098
No. Pachuca is a special stake.
>>67787128
You think pachuca gonna win?
>>67787111
Its not that hard desu.
Miami vs fort lauterdale u23. Get in boys.
>>67787274
On what?
>>67787271
It really is
>>67787311
Why? Explain the problems you are having.
>>67787311
It's really, really not though is it?
>>67786594
How big lid
>>67787322
Not him but live at home, don't know any girls, only match uggos on tinder
>>67787322
>>67787348
Don't know any women, don't know what to say when meeting them, on nights out will generally be with more attractive and confident friends
>>67786241
Can't mate, that would be off-topic.
>>67786188
pmsl hass lid wtf.
Just woke up and my fresh 365 is limited aftet the finnish kids bet.
Account literally lasted two days pmsl.
>>67787491
Still waiting for the mod to hit me with another ban over nothing. My last 3 day one just expired as well ffs
>>67787436
Have sex.
>>67787291
Get outta here Joao
>>67787676
anal?
Not too sure about this Euan tip, it's a fucking dreadful game.
>east connect commenting on every single euan tip
this one amused me though
>>67788015
Ends 1-0 and it'll be a goal from a pen pmsl
Time to get on galaxy?
fuck off Euan you cunt
10 bets today. All losses. Wanna die
>>67788420
>not joining reffocs' 100% streak today
>janitor was on hass' tips
What a boring weekend... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
>>67789300
love your gimmick of turning up once a week posting a winning bet
>>67789300
Converts to 5 pound
>>67789400
I only bet on the weekends.
>>67789425
Tears.
>>67789475
busy at school during the week lid?
James Mckeown
1 min · Cheltenham
-£100k last weekend -£90k this weekend. Fancy taking next weekend off desu.
What were the deleted posts? Can you fill me innnn
>>67789604
Wew lad
>>67789784
Picture of me testing out your chin lid
reminder to lay shillary
>euan
fucking fraud, fuck off. down literally insane.
>>67790915
>following some shitty usl overs bet
lid
>>67790915
so glad i avoided that, euan on a cold streak
Ameribets can I move in with you? I've lost all my money on shit bets since arriving here, can't afford the return trip
>>67790915
>tipped as a 2/10.
>down insane.
>>67791080
Down insanse because thats the 10th bet i've lost today, they all add up.
>>67791139
Hang yourself my man.
>So addicted he couldn't stop after the first 3
Dead-time bump.
>you will never win another bet in your lifetime
I started out with 100€ (50€ + 100% bonus). I went up and down again, but had a really bad losing streak and basically lost it all.
Now, i started again with 50€. And i am now down to 11€ again.
I just can't seem to hold a a steady profit. How can i come back from this? Is their anything you guys could tell me?
Thanks in advance!
>>67795882
If you don't want to keep redepositing, bet smaller amounts. It will take longer to profit anything worthwhile but if you bet €0.50-1 per bet, you're far, far less likely to go broke.
That France price won't hold until kickoff might be worth backing to trade
>>67796204
guarantee it will
My bankroll smaller than my dick after a night on the pills now
>>67796271
>tfw can only pull birds when coked up, but end up doing to much and killling my chance of a hard on.
Suffering
>>67796250
Trip up so i can laugh at you
>Eurovision was 8 months ago
Can't stop losing
>>67796316
Euros soon
Ha Noi slags -3.25 will be a large when it hits
>>67796415
why? just an rball punt?
>>67796459
it just wins
>>67796471
so an rball punt zzz
on small
0-0 after 30 mins but line moves to -3 from -2.75?
le fix is in?
>>67796415
fuck off this looks tez
>find random rball bet that's a small at most
>say it's a large
why do people do this? Is it just for attention?
>>67796618
it's genuinely a large you cretin
need one before HT ffs
Would love flatanon's tip to be a winner, been a tez couple of weeks outside of Eurovision
1111111111111111111
Eyes on this viey slags volleyball in play.
Ha Noi crushing, but odds to win 3rd [email protected]?
Small on Ha Noi U19 3rd set @2
Killed the first two, only small because possible fix.
>>67796792
>>67796827
Good tip
>>67796827
Sailed in.
22222222222
>>67796956
Cheers lid.
Another viet youth volley match in 2 bongs that I'll keel an eye on.
>>67796415
Surreal.
Good one, lid.
>>67796474
>>67796618
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hume City -0.5 a bet
>>67797149
Why?
>Hass stealing /bet/ tips
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67797187
AFTER stealing a hackers tip
PMSL he'll do anything to get +ve
>>67797173
At the game, had the best of the chances so far.
Had this priced on a low -0.75, high -1 before k/o so worth a dab.
>>67797217
hmmm
>Hass jinx
TEARS
That hass tip...
I wanna tip ewc Scotland - 1 but cba making a custom event from my phone. I've got a Marge on.
>>67797312
He seems desperate
>>67797349
2222
>>67797363
33333
>>67797349
>ewc
European Wankers Championship?
>>67797363
Couldn't get on from 1:0, but got on after the 2nd
>>67797375
Ooh it's a team. Why would you not capitalize EWC?
>>67797391
On my phone. Calm down. You want tips or not?
>>67797349
pga on + pmsl
Got on at 3-0, am I too late??
4444444444444444444
>tfw bet365 doesn't have markets for the oman vs jersey cricket match
All that missed profit on my tt account.
Oh well hope lots of you got on and make some serious money. I've got 4 figgys on but I got them on from 1-0 so not sure how much I'd recommend from here.
-1.5 is pretty safe tbqh, easily score two more but could concede
mackers admined scotland now
>>67797543
-2?
Such a fraud, posted in /bet/ ages ago.
>>67797549
-1.5
>>67797554
From 4-0?
S L O W
Need 6 more Scotland goals like A I R
Need another before HT
+2.5 is a gift
55555
Just put 500 quid on -1.5 at 4-0
Mackers tips it and line goes to -2.5
Cashed out for a hundred quid profit.
Thanks mackers.
>>67797589
Air
>>67797605
He says YW
Gonna block 4chan.org on my firewall if someone gives me a tenner on paypal
>only up a large as I got on too late too busy sinking tinnies and talking shite at the Hume game.
Zzzz
Made 8k profit yesterday on the 14-1 and 11-0
Wake up this morning, not limited.
On to make another 5k profit from this match.
365 limiters sleeping
>>67797654
oi give me a loan
>>67797654
I made 13k on the 14-1 and got limited pmsl
Lucky I've got fresh accounts coming out my bum at the mo
>>67797672
Good work mate. I'm guessing mine will be capped after today. This is my 3rd account with 3 addresses and paypal/skrill.
I reckon I can only make one more account before I'll have to find other ways to make them.
I'm guessing there's no way to get unlimited.
Might try and make the brave move to asia soon.
No surprise in OKC trashing the memeriors. Up so much x
>>67797698
Sick of slaving in Asia for 5% ROI desu.
Guess I'll have no choice when I run out of fresh bubblegums.
>>67797735
Was thinking of setting up or working for a homeless charity and then setting up accounts in their names when they have an address etc.
I reckon I can get a new account every two weeks doing this but haven't planned it out properly yet.
It's a win-win. The hobos are never going to be on bet365 and if they were they'd probably only lose money. I help them find housing sort their id out etc, I get fresh accounts.
Only 365 lose in this situation.
>>67797759
Shrewd.
need 5 more scotland goals so bad
The state of Hass' TT
Glad he set one up so people can stop licking his arse and calling him shrewd.
If scotland don't score in the next 5 minutes then it's over.
Who /comfybreakfast/ here?
>>67797850
Looks more like an evening meal
>>67797850
>breakfast
This is what American's actually believe.
>>67797759
Why don't you use an exchange like bf the odds are the same
>>67797850
>tfw no tall glass of slag to kickstart my mornings
>>67797877
Surely nibs
>>67797850
>american salad
>>67797857
>>67797863
I-it's evening where you guys are though
>>67797891
It's some chocolate sprinkles my Dutch roommate puts on his bread
>>67797896
nibs?
>>67797901
>Dutch roommate
Some brokeback mountain going on then
test
>>67797901
People that put sweet things on bread are massive dangers.
It's been 25 minutes since the last scotland goal.
>>67797901
13:23 is not evening, my friend.
Hass buddy, 3rd D went well ;)
Used your Nashville winnings to buy wine.
Scotland 7th when?
6x ed my investment from 2 days of betting
Gonna start giving out tips to you bums
>>67797913
4u
>>67797918
Agreed.
>>67797928
It's close enough. The sun is on its way down
>>67797901
>Dutch roommate
>>67791050
>Ameribets can I move in with you?
>-22%
>>67797944
Post last 5 :)
>>67791050
Where you at in the US bb ;)
>>67797968
Unibwin and ameribets
sitting in the tree
K I S S I N G
>>67797975
he's stuck in the cold alaskan wilderness, kek.
>hass will never stop spamming tt
>>67798009
>Dutch trips
>>67798014
Maybe someone should pass him some winning tips he can post there until he's back on track and doesn't feel like he needs to chase losses to save face
>>67798006
>he doesn't know that Uni, maple and I are the same person
IMAGINE
M
A
G
I
N
E
Just checked Euan's TT, blimey. What happened to his form and being the "king of the tube"?
>>67798037
>he doesn't know that he's me
>>67798064
there can only be one king, but he hasnt posted since his awful cricket tip and I'm worried
>>67797975
NYC so not quite close I'm afraid. My good pal Donald has given me a place to stay though
>>67798101
who?
>>67798109
Can you get another pic of that babe in front of you?? Close up maybe legs
>>67798071
I think deep down we're all a little bit me
>>67798109
Have you experienced the rats the size of alligators there yet? And have you been catcalled yet?
>>67798122
THIS
I wanna see the wheels a bit on the pram, maybe a bit of the drink bottle.
>>67798109
>NYC out of all American cities
Boston is the suitable destination for Yuropoors
>>67798109
MAKE UNIBWIN GREAT AGAIN
>>67798132
Beat me to it
>>67798187
;)
Who here was a /bowcat/ this weekend?
>>67798122
I'm afraid not
>>67798126
>rats the size of alligators
This isn't Australia m8
>And have you been catcalled yet?
n-no
>>67798133
not true desu
>>67798205
Tfw coke dick on friday after getting with a girl at afterparty. Thought about /bowcat/ but realised she was probably nasty down there.
Spent the rest of the weekend gambling. It's the biggest time of the week for money making, make 80% of my profit from weekend games.
>>67798109
Also
>pink collared shirt with the collar up
A danger if I've ever seen one
>>67798224
It just SCREAMS Slav, this is how I picture Albania and his family.
>>67798223
Unlucky lid, should always check how clean.
>>67797759
Talking big sense pal
>>67798237
See it in Italians all the time as well
Got a bad feeling about flatanon's tip
>>67798270
>I think Ayr was my worst course to bet at last year so don't get your hopes up.
If you went big you have nobody but yourself to blame
>>67798270
I just put 50 e/w. Best case 840 profit, worst case 100 loss. Don't bet more roll than you can afford to lose. Horses same as all other betting when deciding how much to put on.
>>67798315
Got 500 on
http://www.racinguk.com/horse/58120-weapon-of-choice
gradually improved in each race this year. would be a but less sweaty if ew covered the first 4.
Betting isn't alleviating my depression
>>67798486
You can get top 4 at betfair, not checked it today but think it was about 2.5 last night
>Emma Sayer
dropped
>>67798506
thanks lid.
>>67798420
got 1k on e/w
>>67798420
should be fine if that works in your bank roll then.
same logic applies.
>>67798559
How?
i'm sure this has been asked a million times before so i apologise in advance but:
on 365 when i have a bet which i've won and has the green tick by it but hasn't been settled yet, why can i cash out for 1p more than the potential winnings?
>>67798573
Dunno but I always cashout for that extra penny.
Like me nan used to say, look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves.
>>67798573
just an error. it adds up though, every little helps :^)
PLEASE lend me 1p
Hold the door
Hold door
Hodor
>>67798584
>>67798588
i've always superstitiously avoided it for fearof messing up a winning bet but now will take that penny and enjoy it .;
>>67798573
Cashout and spend it on a Freddo
>>67798584
your nan sounds sure as hell original
Get on wawrinka at 1.55 live lads
Surprised flatanon didn't tip race 4 number 8 at Ayr tbqh
>>67798664
Bad bet is bad.
>all those reffocs tips
Official Thread Song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w
>Coral only specials
>>67798773
Fail
>>67798773
Think you'll find the official thread song is actually this m8: https://youtu.be/sMZwZiU0kKs
>>67798815
W A L K E N
A
L
K
E
N
>>67798834
He better not try Walken to the finish line today!
>>67798711
Lol wut
Is 3-1 to Real a good bet?
>>67799117
Yes.
Always bet on correct score if they offer it. The bookies never know what the score is going to be.
>>67799117
Yes and no.
At 501.0 its a phenomenal bet
At 1.01 its an atrocious bet.
At the price you're probably getting it is a correctly priced bet making it certainly not a +ev bet.
>>67799147
NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS
N I B S
I
B
S
>>67799117
Other madrid win it
>walk on crosswalk
>Asian guy in front of me bumps into black guy walking the other way
>black guy pushes Asian guy
>Asian guy pushes back
>literally start fighting on a crosswalk at 10am
>Asian guy's gf screaming and crying
>police car waiting at red light just casually rolls in to stop them
A m e r i c a
DAC on poker. Kinda sad that I'm making more money betting on kids playing a game of ball in some obscure third world league.
>>67798682
Thanks for this pal.
Came 2nd.
>>67799301
Did the police stop them with bullets?
>>67799337
>black guy
duh
>>67799337
>negro male
I wouldn't offer lines on whether or not he was shot
>>67799334
>betting on random /bet/ horse tips
surely not
>>67797850
>Hagelslag
How?
>>67799390
We get it in the uk as well, along with strupwaffel etc. Aldi/Lidl.
>>67799390
Uni moved in with him
>you will never go on holiday with Uni
Zzz why bother loving
>>67799482
>loving
I-i meant living
>>67799482
>implying he would make love to you
>>67799503
Sure you did m8 ;)
>10mins until Flatanon tip
SHAKING
>>67799512
Hey bb want a tip for your weekend?
>>67799547
he'll give more than just the tip
>>67799547
f-for y-you
>>67798711
You're a dumbass
S H A K I N G
kek, weapon of choice has fallen from 17 to 11. encouraging, but still sweaty.
weapon of choice SHORTENING
>Weapon of Choice down to 10.0
Absolutely habeening
need this up so much
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE WEAPON OF CHOICE /bet/ ENERGY つ ◕_◕ ༽つ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
s h a k i n g
cold and sweaty. send help.
>forgot to get on
Just wins now
Looks good.... too good
PLEASE
>>67799677
>>67799674
What are you guys waiting on?
SLLLOOOOOOOW DAY
down insane
DOWN
PMSL terrible
Well he did well till the last couple of furlongs
>Only still +ve because of drinks for losers
zzzzzzzzzzz
Worst flatanon horse I've EVER seen tbqhwy
hate front runners
Also
>women jockey's
flatanon needs a tt so we can see his real yield.
Get the feeling he's like Hass, people think he's shrewd because they only focus on his winning bets.
When he gets on tt he is shown in his real light (shit gambler)
>>67799357
That's a shame. Wouldn't have been a longshot to hop on yes
>>67799390
I've been indulging in Dutch cuisine recently by eating dirt from my front yard
>>67799724
this, only good when race is <1200m
>>67799683
stupid horses
>>67799730
His spreadsheet is unreal lid
>>67799730
zzzzz
>>67799743
because he aftertimes
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67799752
must be nibs
>>67799730
Such a naive statement.
Not many flatanon tips win but probably close to 50% place and a handful win which when he is generally tipping between 6/1 and 25/1 is more than enough to turn a profit.
People like youa re mongs who see he has lost 2/3 in a row and decide he is shit.
>inb4 nibs
>>67799765
>>67799761
>>67799750
>>67799743
Thanks for the (you)s, been a slow morning.
>>67799743
>>67799765
Every single Flatanon tip gets the same response and the same greasy little sixth former just has to take the nibs. Please have sex.
Slow away, wasted energy rushing up to the lead when he's perfectly capable of being held in touch or tracking leaders, went far too fast.
The distance he's been beaten by is irrelevant once front runners fade like that. Wouldn't be a hard run to forgive.
Still woeful.
>>67799786
>>67799791
I don't even care, will defend flatanon with my last breath
>>67799793
you also forgot
>female jockey
>>67799799
So queer
>>67799793
Cheers anyway m8
>>67799793
I literally convinced everyone down will hill to get on, going to have to start going to ladbrokes down the road now instead, embarrassed to show my face
>>67799820
kek
>>67799813
Fight me irl
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>>67799833
I hate when they remind me after just 15 hours
>>67799809
There are a few female jockeys I wouldn't ever back but she's perfectly capable when she wants to be, no less so than other riders. She must have known she was going too fast, that's the irksome thing.
>>67799833
>When they message you after 22hrs
Buzzzzzzz off 365 team.
Haven't won a bet today. On Helsingborgs U21 DC
If a bird strikes up a convo during sex does it mean she's not feeling anything?
>>67799936
Yep
>>67799936
Can't say I've ever seen it but I'm going to go with yes.
>>67799936
What's the convo?
>>67799969
Random stuff. Halloween custome
>>67799927
PMSL
Daily Reminder
>>67799927
FUCK OFF 2-0 down. Looks like another losing bet zzzzz Haven't won 1 single bet since saturday zzzz
>>67799982
pmsl
>>67799707
Don't use words if you don't understand what they mean
>>67799936
If she's talking to someone else, it's a bad sign
>>67799743
>>67799750
>>67799752
one of you is J Chazzer
>Hass
>Shrewd
Choose one, and only one, of the above.
>>67800216
>le Pseudo paki man
Did anyone really, honestly think he was shrewd?
>>67800216
Very artistic
>>67800216
>all those rebacks
wew, is anyone actually following this guy?
>>67800216
Damn, that must be painful. I've had really bad streaks, even so bad that my yield dropped by 15% but it never dropped below 11%
>>67800216
Le reback culture.
Getting on Infonet now
I wonder what Mr Obscure is doing nowadays
>>67800216
How much would you be up if you laid his tips?
>>67800422
It depends how much you lay, obviously.
>>67800434
I'm talking roi
>>67800402
Join PGA and you'll find out
>>67800444
Nice try Mackers
>>67800444
>shilling this hard
>>67800280
>>67800268
This, to be fair to him only 12 of the games he tipped lost, the rebacks have really compounded his losses.
But what a horrid run
Anyone else got a bet on Brondby v Viborg? I've gone for Brondby to win.
>helsingborg
Oh just FUCK OFF
>>67800480
>getting on a Hass tip
>>67800480
>He bets on Hass tips
PMSL
>>67800490
Never mind
HASS SURREAL
>>67800474
Not a big fan of re-backs as seperate bets on TT anyway. Too many tipsters milk the shit out of certain games, I'd rather have them shout it
Is Hass... dare I say it... back?
>>67800490
>>67800496
Oh ffs did has tip this? I don't follow the paki cunt
>>67800510
>>67800503
tip on hass
>>67800510
>half loss
>back
Tbqh I don't think his tips have been 'bad' but he's obviously on a roll of chases at the moment, can't say I'm gonna follow his tips until he gets on the right track.
>>67800539
he tipped from 0-1 so its a win if they finish draw or better.
his main problem is rebacks, he'd be looking a lot more average if he didn't post so many rebacks.
>>67800516
He's been banned too pmsl
>>67800564
Rebacks when your bet is losing is a sign that you take losses too hard and that you are too too arrogant, that you can't believe your bet is losing.
He needs to find his HEAD
>hass
seriously fuck off and die you paki cunt.
>>67800623
PMSL
M
S
L
Why would anyone follow Hass tips?
If I tripped up and started posting about Tinder then a few weeks later made a TT would you all think I was shrewd too?
Genuinely can't remember the last time I won a bet. Fucking fuming
>>67800672
Hass pls go
>this Kurt tip
He does realise that the rball is broken right?
FUCK OFF. Now Kurts bet is losing. ffs this is a JOKE
Literally can't win a bet
Can't get a match on tinder
Can't have sex
Want to end it all cba
>>67800697
>>67800672
Mugs sort your lives out
Haven't won a bet since saturday been on flatanons, Helsingborg DNB, infonet SW and now Kurts today. Suicidal
>>67800725
Hass has been on all those bets, he's said he follows Kurt before.
The boy is genuinely bad luck
>>67800725
Infonet right now? They will still win.
Gambling just not profitable anymore, going job hunting first thing tomorrow
>>67800743
FFS what a cunt. I don't follow him so I wouldn't know
>>67800745
Yes. They wont.
>>67800757
This summer will be the lasst hurrah of the gamblers.
Everyone needs to get a job by September.
Poor Hass.
He was over as fuck now and everyone hates him.
>>67800758
M8 if you've been on the same bets as hass you're obviously a mug too. Leave betting to the big boys
>>67800757
>>67800765
Talking big sense pal's, seems nobody can win a bet
tfw everyone crying but I'm up 15k since start of April.
feelsgutman.jpeg
still have to find a job because running out of accounts and too scared to try asia.
Sarpsborg goal train still going, hesitated too long ; ;
>>67800725
follow keko he never loses :P
>not one mention
>>67800789
post betfair p&l
>>67800778
>he was over as fuck
What did he mean by this
I don't hate Hass anymore than I hate Euan for going through a bad run. No one is forced to place a bet, the worms on here are so fickle that I don't bother tripping anymore.
Is Lux becoming deluded?
>>67800799
On from 1-0 but didn't think it would continue so didn't post here.
S-sorry...
>>67800830
I eventually got on FH overs, but not gonna make as much as I should have
>sarpsborg 2 5-0 at 30 minutes
kek.
>>67800829
>becoming
>>67800807
Means he was popular/we all liked him.
>>67800888
>Ceefax subtitles trips
Infonet look fucking dreadful
At least our boy slags is dominating lately
>>67800904
rip
www.strawpoll.me/10291393
This.Is.So.Important
>>67800888
Never heard that term before at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT8eBjlcT8s
>American windows
>>67800941
It's a wrestling term
>>67800960
Why did you make me watch this?
>>67800934
Just ask Euan to use his mod powers
>>67800960
>one minute of my life that I'll never get back
>It's the tipsters fault that you chose to follow their muggy bets
Take DOWN your refugees welcome poster.
>>67800905
Slowly beginning to worry..
Turning off this Infonet stream and marking it down as ANOTHER loss. Fucking terrible performance.
Mjondalen line moved from -1.5 to -2.75 at some point, has been suspended so much I couldn't even get on. zzzzzz
Info and Sarp goal before half time
:)
ONE
havent been watching stream, cash out?
>>67801027
Say it again
>>67801056
I won't
KING KEKO
>tfw you still you dream about the weekend losing bets
>>67801099
>tfw still have nightmares about Chiefs +5 not winning
>they don't follow keko
no excuse to be down.
up like 100 units from him.
KEK
need 4 more sarpsborg like AIR
Stepanek to win set 1 is a marge
>>67800923
Sshhh I don't want everyone in /bet/ to get on tomorrow's tip, I've got way too much on personally
If Stabæk 2 opens up the second half like they finished the first i'm giving next goal dnb a large
>>67801307
won @1.9 x
>>67801429
Repeat in English?
>>67801301
:-)
>>67801479
Stabæk 2 to score the next goal.
Money back if no goals are scored.
But only if they play like they did the last 10 minutes before the break.
>>67801528
Why is it money back if no goals are scored?
>>67801528
>next goal dnb
where are you getting that market?
>>67801565
Unibet has it, it's a best desu. Always go special on them for money trains at like 1.1s or 1.2s, legitimate free money
>>67801553
Because that's how the market works? They offer next goal and next goal dnb.
>>67801565
Unibet yeah >>67801588
Is Hass doing it on purpose now it's gone to shit?
>>67801618
No, he's just being shown up for being a pseudo
Shuai Zhang is a lock if you can get @1.45
On AIK
>>67801737
1111111
Think stabæk just had a disallowed
>>67801790
Thanks ref
>dat bird in the new Alpay B vid
Peng innit
There we go, hope some of you got on. I just had my small from before HT
>>67801841
void this
>Brondy will not score a goal in this lifetime
Even got a re-back in. Starting to realize how Hass must feel.
>>67801937
they had better fucking score.
>>67801819
>not posting it
why
>>67801910
44444 as well
make a new bread filthy pakis
Not on England
Not sure if I'm mentally prepared to watch my home team get relegated.
Tbf, considering that Frankfurt was the better team in the first leg and only got unlucky due to the own goal I might even put a small one on them, but I'm biased.
>>67801819
Post cap
Someone make a new fred
>>67802533
you do it
>>67802550
Busy shaggin
>>67801618
>>67801637
>mfw it won
>£80 for IBT
>>67802920
52% yield zzz
>>67802920
>paying to get your accounts limited even quicker
>>67802931
Good luck getting half that if you don't have a 365
>>67802964
unibet's been decent with Iceland lately tbf
Cannot wait for Wednesday. I get a new £5 free bet
Missed two re-backs in the glasgow slags game, feel sick.
>>67802996
Do a rolling accy of my tips
So I had a bet on the Murray-Stepanek match and it was suspended because of 'darkness' and probably resume tomorrow.
Will my bet be voided, or will it still be in place?
trying to think of a way to make a 'brown' pun in regards to Hass' tips. Like 'book looking so so BROWN' or 'I am BAC (brown a cunt)'
>>67803034
TEZ
>>67803008
THIS and England
not even made a bet
>>67803012
I'll call for you, pal
>>67803062
I know mate. Just goes to show how far my head has gone, actually considered commenting that on TT pmsl. Would have been so so HUMILIATING seeing my /bet/ mates laughing at me and calling me tez
>>67803092
got on o3.5 @2.1 and then missed to reback after the 3:1 because I was busy shitposting.. o4.5 and o5.5 were both at evens I think
pmsl looks like this one was a big_al tip
>>67803115
Chin up lid, happens to the best of us
>>67803136
What you on m8
>>67803199
IBT
Spastic on bohemians, sicko bet
>>67803015
Continues tomorrow lad.
>>67803136
Such a fucking fraud, ruined a lovely new 888 account on this one
Frankfurt 11111111111
What is the point in betvictor?
>>67803303
Same lid, embarrassing doing accounts on such SHITE
>>67803384
Isn't one
tfw unbanned
I've learnt my lesson Jani ty
just came back to this thread after a month for
>cilic
Such a mealy mouthed excuse from Big_Al
Glesga City Womens -1.0, -1.5 @ 1.675
>>67803625
What's he saying
>>67803282
Thank you lad :)
>>67803536
What you get told off for
Killing myself thanks to FatAnon
>>67803676
Told him to take a day off so he gave me a day off instead pmsl (^:
>>67803637
lost so many bets, he is shutting down tt as it's not profitable.
>>67803696
Fraudanon
>>67803714
pmsl
new thread
>>67803780
>>67803714
lol
>>67803714
I warned you m8