Play actually resumes. For now.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
Predicted schedule
>implying
Men
13:30 Rosol - Wawrinka (3)
13:35 Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
13:35 Klizan - Daniel
13:35 Chardy (30) - Mayer
13:35 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
13:35 Lajovic - Kudla
13:35 Kukushkin - Mannarino
13:35 Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
15:00 Djere - Thompson
15:00 Sela - Brown
15:00 Karlovic (27) - Montanes
15:00 Dodig - Youzhny
15:00 Schwartzman - Pella
15:00 Simon (16) - Silva Dutra
15:30 Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
15:30 Sock (23) - Haase
16:30 Verdasco - Johnson (33)
17:00 Bourgue - Samper-Montana
17:00 Basilashvili - Edmund
17:00 Bellucci - Gasquet (9)
17:00 Ramos-Vinolas - Zeballos
18:00 Stepanek - Murray (2)
18:00 Trungelliti - Cilic (10)
18:15 Isner (15) - Millman
18:30 Querrey - Fratangelo
18:30 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
19:00 Martin - Munoz-De La Nava
Women
13:30 Georges - McHale
13:35 Gasparyan - Stephens (19)
13:40 Hercog - Dominguez-Lino
13:40 Osaka - Ostapenko (32)
13:40 Schmiedlova - Muguruza Blanco (4)
13:45 Cepede - Lisicki
13:45 Strycova (30) - Hradecká
15:00 Buyukakcay - Sasnovich
15:30 Lucic - Hantuchova
15:30 Beck - Zanevska
15:30 Gibbs - Watson
15:30 Kuznetsova (13) - Shvedova
15:30 Vesnina - Brengle
15:30 Pliskova (17) - Rogers
16:00 Wickmayer - Dulgheru
16:15 Vinci (7) - Bondarenko
16:30 Jovanovski - Radwanska (2)
16:30 Halep (6) - Hibino
17:00 Tsurenko - Garcia
17:00 Errani (16) - Pironkova
17:00 Diyas - Witthoeft
17:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
17:00 Mattek - Begu (25)
17:00 Vandeweghe - Broady
17:30 Larsson - Linette
18:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
18:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
>>67798035
Alternative Livescore: http://www.sofascore.com/de/tennis
and next time put /tennis/ into the subject for easy catalog thread finding
>>67798063
Is Nadal autistic?
>>67798063
so cute :3
fucking finally
This set is making me dislike le shorts man less and less
>>67798076
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>67798093
When did play resume? I was at the dentist.
>>67798075
>Roland Garros - French Open 2016 - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 2
>>67798099
think it's been over an hour
>>67798096
Now do you like him lad
>leaving the court to change shirts
beer belly gut confirmed
>>67798102
I'm just saying m8.
>>67798096
>>67798076
Does the Pope shit on autists?
>>67798117
The /../ reminds me of the accursed generals that are killing this board.
>>67798096
Fuck off. Le shorts man is our shining light and hope.
Where were you when lisicki was kill?
when will the dropshot-during-clutch-moments meme end?
>>67798117
B-b-but it is in the subject field
>>67798130
>Does the Pope shit on autists?
Muzza won Rome title, making him the Pope of Tennis. So yeah, it'll happen in the final
somebody tell janko to lose muscle
he's almost bodybuilder tier now
>>67798117
Fuck off casual. Everyone knows it's the French open you fucking retard.
>>67798155
BROAD
>>67798130
Do bears wear a hat?
>>67798164
>>67798135
Why so angry? It's sunny here, maybe you should go outside and get some Vitamin D
>>67798164
what are you even angry about
Goerges bagels McHale in the second set. Come on gorgeous!
currently watching rosol/wawa, anybody watching grigor or tipsi matches think it's worth switching?
how can you enjoy this grand slam?
no roger no party
Dimitrov won a set, fuck
>>67782800
>>67796962
I fucking called it :D
>that Boris Becker ad
>"I won every title I ever dreamt of."
>didn't win RG
what did he mean by this
>>67798164
Brush the stupid out of your yellow teethed mouth. You're speaking moron again.
Rosol taking a cheeky poo
>>67798164
Pret-ty sure that's Germanbro you're calling a casual
>>67798199
he is getting btfo tho :^)
just not as easily as i'd hoped he would
1-6 in the second set btw
>>67798185
tipsi is getting btfo don't bother
>>67798209
nope
>>67798180
Wrong Goerges, I think
>>67798200
His dad marched into Paris in 1940 so he doesn't give a shit about RG
>>67798227
Different freund?
>>67798227
>implying you are germanbro
is it you? or is it me?
Thank you based Lisicki for sacrificing yourself and saving us from 190kg posts.
It is me
I'm germanbro
Rosol is shook as fook
>>67798233
Oh shi- you're right. Julias' match is tommorow against konta.
>>67798214
Rosol is leading family :<D
I don't get why Rosol hasn't accomplished more in his career. He can servebot, he can ballbash nicely. Very hard groundies. He has some touch also
>>67798275
rosol is just a meme
>>67798254
Which means McHale getting bageled is even funnier
And she's going to get Konted tomorrow by England's brave
>>67798209
>>67798204
>>67798174
>>67798175
There's no need to put tennis in the title. If you watched tennis you'd know it's RG.
>>67798292
hahaha
stan is hilarious
Someone here predicted this would be the most pathetic title defense in the history of RG.
>>67798300
helps find the thread easily in the catalog
>Ctrl + F "tennis"
>>67798306
must've been djoko
>>67798306
'everyone'
>>67798300
But you'd search tennis. These threads are up between grand slams m9
>>67798280
Are you suggesting rosol has become a parody of himself?
>>67798306
>>67798300
>>>67798209
>>>67798204
>>>67798174
>>>67798175
>>67798309
>>67798313
Apologies lads. Just realised the error of my ways. Was angry cos my protein shake came out lumpy.
>>67798312
I'd have said so as well but then I watched Marseilles.
>>67798328
? He didn't make it to the finals there even
>>67798340
Geneva i mean
>Wears a watch during the match
Deserves to lose
Dudi/Brown to finish next
>cuckrinka
>>67798363
He becomes an animal when the bell on his watch rings.
>these drop shots from Rosol
>You will never be a young up and coming lefty clay specialist
This is a feel that keeps me up at night.
Rosol is choking though
What's with the backhand slice? Why is wawrinka trying to slow down the game and give rosol more time to position his attacking shots?
>>67798377
mama mia tier
>>67798380
I'd rather be a servebotty grass court player. Seems more comfortable.
>This fucking ITV advert about prostate cancer
So cringey. Makes me root for cancer for 30 seconds
>You will never be a young hot head who does impersonations of your rivals
This feel hurts.
>>67798409
ill root you for 30 seconds
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>ywn have a clear shot for a winner and smack it behind the base line
https://youtu.be/plbomcLe1rI
Young Novak was so based. Every other player would have said gay shit like if I play my best I can beat him. Or he's such a good player but I'll try.
pls break
>Stan
wawrinkle fans on suicide watch
>>67798430
All he used to do was retire, not the based part of his game desu senpai
>You will never have the hopes of a nation on your shoulders and then deliver.
This shakes me.
>keksarevic
rosol is such a huge faggot
>>67798455
I liked the attitude more than the play. He didn't give a shit about reputations and shit. No PC. Imagine Thiem saying today to Djokovic you're not unbeatable and I don't have to play my best to beat you.
>>67798466
MADpack
wawrinka went full JUST?
>>67798476
watch him unJUST himself
>>67798469
thiem is a good lad
kyrgios might say that
>>67798424
R u a grill?
>>67798430
Future world champion talk here. Confirms that Nick 'The Mouth' Kyrgios will be #1 for at least 8 consecutive year
guys where is roger?
>>67798505
i'd go gay for him (to be honest)
>>67798505
I'm here don't worry
>>67798505
Injured, and I have hated every second of him gone
>>67798076
Yes, this is one of his biggest strength, he built himself a mental fortress through his gestures, it allows him to remained focused and cool from any pressure from playing important points.
>>67798480
I saw him waste 3 break points
great decision eurosport. these idiots switched from the wawrinka match to brown.
god fucking damn it
>You will never be the GOAT winning slams for fun.
SEETHING.
>>67798525
muh behind the back
>>67798430
novak was more likeable when he was a cunt, at least you could tell he was being honest
now whenever he speaks in public you can tell it's just some bullshit facade he's built up
>>67798528
>>67798524
stop this spoiler shit I have 1 minute delay
>you will never do a backhanded banana shot
>>67798546
wat?
>>67798579
Dustin brown right?
>>67798275
lol typical brit, the classic argumentum ad populum they all love so much to use.
>>67798572
oh shit wawrinka going into injury time. I bet the french open is over for him.
what's more memey, Janko's glasses or Milos' nostrils?
>>67798589
yeah the hipster rasta. I still don't get your statement
>>67798598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28SXACB8UJQ
>>67798572
Everyone stop posting about tennis in a tennis thread because Nestle has autism
>>67798594
Neither
>showing Hawkeye even after the rally has begun
who do i blame for these fuck-ups? eurosports or is there some "worldfeed"? this has happened too many times.
>>67798525
Do you have Satellite TV? The Slav satellite has international Eurosport. The programm is somewhat different.
Spiffing raleigh..
wew
rally
wawrinka pumped up
>>67798655
Cuckrinka on suicide watch
Wawrinka would never have made it without Federer being his mentor. Look at how he crumbles just because Roger wasn't in Paris to wish him good luck before the match.
>>67798643
I'm fine thank you. They switched back to World at War rinka
Wawrinka is so clutch
>>67798658
yeah nah :^)
Wawa smash
>>67798659
Fuck off Roger.
>>67798675
Rooting for him lid
>>67798658
Wawrinka is a mod @ /r/cuckold
>>67798466
He hits the ball like a mad man, he's cool
>>67798685
kek
>>67798547
NEVER BET ON WAWRINKA UNLESS ITS THE FINAL
>>67798688
i think you're he only one rooting for him ITT
But Kokk isn't even playing.
Speaking of Australians. Didn't they vow to shit-post yesterday? So far there's only been that /asp/ cunt.
Novaks face when Stan is out first round
>>67798707
>>67798702
they are asleep
business idea: ban dropshots
>>67798719
weak tßh
It was obvious to anyone watching Stan recently that he would go out early.
https://youtu.be/WxtNxV4yZeE
Based Andy
>>67798726
Last year's clay season wasn't exactly good either but he managed to pull through. He's a slambabby.
But apparently Kokkinakis has mentally damaged him forever.
>>67798757
yeah, his clay season pre-RG this year was actually better than his clay season pre-RG last year. and yet he went on to win RG. there is no telling with Stan le Man
>>67798726
1. He hasn't lost
2. He played really well in Geneva
Rosol playing well is just one of the worst R1 draws a seeded player can get
>>67798701
Rafa people hate him because of the mental scar he gave to Rafa at WImbeldon, Murray hates him, therefore his fans also. Rafa and Wawa fans hate him because he is cucking Stan. Djockovic people are glory hunters that don't care to watch the match
For the sake of the tournament it would be better if Stan won. But Rosol is playing really well
ALLEZ!
>>67798723
>disliking drop shots
Do you hate fun?
>>67798795
rosol has had too many dropshot winners this match so i'm kinda hating on them right now
>>67798789
Why does Murray hates him?
MUGU <3
ALLEZ STANIMAL
>>67798789
I know he hasn't lost and I think he will win today, but I don't see him going to the semis again.
>brown , a racial mixed kid with german roots wins against a jew.
nice chosen people you got there sela
FFS I WANT DIMITROV TO DO WELL SO BAD BUT HE'S SO RETARDED
>>67798836
more like cucki sela lmao
>>67798859
update me please
>>67798862
Hispanic bants is best
>>67798876
VS Troicki which is a tricky first round. Winning 2 sets to 1. Up a break in the 4th but just retarded play. He could be so good.
stan has some solid second serves 2bh
Cilic is back in the top 10. This is intolerable.
If Rosol wins off-screen, then Stannis might not be out of the tournament.
r...right guys?
I bet on Rosol, wish I cashed out at 2-1.
>>67798917
How the fuck is this even possible? It seems like Cilic hasn't even been playing much lately.
STANIMAL
ALLEZZZZ
>>67798967
lmao is that picture real?
>>67798967
Novak is such a cuck
BTFO Rosolo!
>>67798979
>>67798985
Stans twitter page lads.
>>67798979
It's real, on waws ig
STANIMAAAAAL
>>67799017
somebody tell these goofs to get off social media ffs
what match should i watch lads?
>>67799041
the fucking stan match
any pics of qt ball girls so far? or are they all ugly?
Anyone else just love the echo that the ball hitting the strings makes at Philippe Chatrier? Sounds like a bomb exploding.
>>67799049
stan seems to have it wrapped up now
>>67799058
all ball noises are beautif
>>67799058
those are actual terrorist attacks anon
WTF Rosol has hit like a million winners.
>>67799079
this 2bh. sometimes i watch videos of pros practising just for that sound
is there something better than the smell of new balls?
will troiki deliver?
>>67799106
The smell of Bouchard's farts.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67799115
I hope so, I accidently bet on him twice.
>the city of french fans
Fuck off frogs, go sock
>jack sock get booed off the court
top kek
>>67799139
Embarrassing that bag is.
>>67799051
there's this qt brunette but haven't been able to get any snapshots 2bh
is 280 gramms too light for a racket?
>>67799155
Why what did he do?
>>67799083
>>67799120
The French are on fire today
>>67799165
no idea. even the commentators were lost
CAN YOU MATCH THE PACE IN THE ACE RACE?
>>67799165
Ordered a non-halal sandwich
>>67799171
We always liked canada
>>67799139
>green clay
good keep that shit away from europe
>tfw this bag shouldn't make it through airport security
based fortress europe
>is the defending champion supposed to be defending so early?
based US commentator
Some player have stats of tournament wins on Clay, Grass, Hard and "other", what tournaments are on "other"?
>>67799219
cheeky
>>67799219
Ebin
>>67799221
american tournaments
>>67799219
You watching tennis channel senpai?
>>67798966
Rosol kinda looks like Brienne
>>67799221
indoors, usually hard court
>>67799238
Indeed. Had to pay extra for it because ESPN isn't covering it this year for some reason.
>>67799161
yeah
lol stan wtf
>>67799237
You're missing the American corncourt season.
STAN
wtf is grigor doing
>le epic five setter man
when will he learn?
>>67799263
Commentators don't over impose talking wise as much, which makes it better than espn imo
S T A N
T
A
N
>first match of the day just finished
tennis
>>67799287
STOP IT ROGER!!!!!
lmao dimitrov
Dimitrov is such a tragic figure, he makes me physically sick seeing his misery. God, what a fucking loser.
>the shanty town of Bulgaria
>la ville de Dimitrov
>>67799316
>>67799285
>>67799317
>>67799325
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67799311
>>67799316
>le next Federer
When does the prince of tennis match start?
>the dhimmi of trov
>be dmitrov
>Fucked hightest serena
>fucked sharapova anytime he wants
>never win a slam
How is that possible?
>shitytrov
They obviously drained his vital Ka energy.
>>67799360
prefers to slam pussies senpai
Did dimitrov lose?
>>67799381
grand slam pussy
>>67799360
>fucked sharapova anytime he wants
the dream
ahahahahhahahah
>>67799360
Serena is a fucking ape.
I miss sharapova desu. Who cares if she was doped, it's not like female sports count.
>>67799413
>constant double fault
>constant choking
I don't miss her
>>67799404
s(he) triggers my amazon fetish
>Be British
>Be scared of the BBC
>Make fake white phallas
JUST
>>67799404
Ebin meme. Now fuck off to/pol/ gypsy.
>>67799413
she wasn't doped. she just didn't know what those pills were in her fruity loops breakfast.
I actually support doping, science should be used to show the full potential of athletes. It is also better for the entertainement.
>>67799440
Think ya'll find thiat's a microphone of freedom m8.
>nipple sweat
i'm ok with this meme
>>67799446
Nice try, Ahmed.
>>67799479
roidal pls
>>67799479
yeah you're right. french should take the surrender enhancement pills.
Is Eurosport showing Grigor
>>67799479
go to practice cilic
>>67799479
Rafa you cheeky cunt. You'll be caught in 30 years and your slams stripped.
>Japanese playing tennis
Has science gone too far?
Dimitrov's decline sustains me
>Halep's outfit
where the hell has bencic been
It's time to watch Nishikori-kun.
GANBATE
Rafa keeping his required 1m away from females
the goat: soon
>>67799575
that's shooped
how's the forecast lads?
>>67799575
He looks like Cristiano Ronaldo here.
>>67799575
that shop is fucked haha
the asian is floating and williams is queen kong sized
>>67799575
>let's make a promotion photo in front of a fucking construction site.
Someone got payed for this.
>>67799537
kek
>>67799575
>10 attractive people, 1 ugly motherfucker
Andy really ruins a photograph.....
what happens when it gets dark and there are still matches to be played?
>>67799643
Next day.
>>67799575
are they the builders for the new roland garros centre court roof ?
>>67799626
>Andy
You mean Novak
how long does it take to build a fucking roof
>>67799665
German Eurosport gave some facts yesterday.
Apparently the city has denied pretty much all Construction permits they have applied for. Also local residents starting lawsuits etc.
>>67799703
Aspie?
>>67799703
dumb emuposter
>>67799711
>rampant unemployment among youth
>deny large scale construction project
Makes perfect sense.
>>67799501
it seems you're out of your humour enhancement pills
>Gulbis is also not a stranger to controversy. In 2009, Gulbis was arrested in Sweden for allegedly soliciting prostitutes.[9] He called it a misunderstanding. After paying a small fine, he was released in time to play in the Stockholm Open.[5] As well, speaking of a desire for more explosive rivalries in tennis (e.g. Connors-McEnroe), in 2013 he opined Federer, Nadal, Djokovic and Andy Murray as being "boring" in interviews.[10] The next year at the French Open, when Gulbis was asked if he would encourage his sisters to pursue professional tennis, he said he believed that women should "focus on family and kids." The sincerity of his comments was questioned by Maria Sharapova, however.[11]
>>67799729
French economics
>>67799762
eat a frog francois
>>67799729
I don't think building there would help the pleb youth much.
>grigor
>>67799771
based gulbis
>Grigor the "next Federer" Dimitrov
>>67799790
i hate trust fund babbies
pironkova is such a babe
>>67799810
>I hate people because of things unrelated to their character
What men's game to watch? Nishi won already
>>67799828
>i hate people being luckier than me and having none of the struggles i have had
this
>>67799843
You literally just summed up feminism and the black lives matter movement.
>>67799810
yeah I know he's a trustfund but he's funny
>>67799853
theres a billion women born to trust funds who are feminists
>>67799860
German """"""""""humour"""""""""""
>>67798632
It must be Eurosport. I've never heard of this happening elsewhere and I'm watching on ITV (who cut to an ad break during the only goal in an England match)
So are there any good matches on before the Murray match?
>>67799835
lmao wtf is up with her feet
>>67799925
I was just gonna say that kevin
>>67799876
;'0
simon is cool and we like him now
>>67799860
I don't get it
>>67799919
Simon
>It's a Simon wins in 4 sets episode
can't spell manlet without man
>>67799860
Herr Humour is Kaput, nein?
>>67799997
His beard is making him look a lot manlier.
>>67800004
>>67799976
>>67799967
>>67799876
give me some slack m80s I'm drunk. Not good? fine I try to improve myself.
>>67800019
You get less funny as you drink? That sounds like some sort of hell-notion.
looks like thompson will go through in straight sets, fucking based
aggy vs hotty
>WTA
>stands are empty
>broadcast it anyway
>>67800054
Ya, it's a serious problem. I get extremly cynical when drunk.
>>67800072
>m-muh equal pay
errani is a joke now
>>67800089
My Grandma was german, she wanted to donate her body for scientific research but science didn't want it, just sayin.
>>67800116
I'll take it off your hands
>Eurosport offering 8 channels
>All of them show WTA
>>67800116
must be missin that yellow teeth cake
>>67800137
Lend me some teeth, I'm sure your grandparents have sacks full of them
>>67800121
..and let you take those adrenal glands??
>>67800148
why? it wouldn't change the colour of your teeth only the worth.
>>67800124
>8
Really?
Only 2 here. One of them not hd.
>>67800160
I see what you didn't there.
>>67800071
Wouldn't mind a Bojana off her
>>67800173
6 of them are just courts without commentary. All in HD tho.
Why didn't Watson play like this yesterday? I thought she was going to fuck my accumulator.
>>67800174
don't you have some pennies to grab ?
>>67800277
>>67800160
>>67800137
I don't understand any of this
>>67800294
okay I want to discuss tennis with the users here on /sp/. You as a jew can't understand many different things. But please, shut the fuck up already.
>>67800332
>>67800277
Get sober m8. This is worse than the Australian
>>67800124
>Br TV has only one channel
>>67800019
This is definitely not germanbro.
>tfw no job rubbing women's thighs for a living.
>>67800400
fugg
Of all the men's matches to broadcast they choose fucking Cilic.
>>67800400
damn
>>67800431
nvm brave "actually English for once" Kyle Edmunt is starting on court 9
>>67800469
>Kyle Edmund (born 8 January 1995) is a South African-born British tennis player
>>67800469
>born in Johannesburg
>implying you have to be English to be England's Brave
time for the wifey
Radwanska bagel?
Bot - Ferrer
Nadal - Tsonga
Raonic - Stan
Kei - Murray
>>67800486
>>67800481
>>67800469
This what a true English tennis player looks like
>>67800543
Hnnnnggg that face type is my weakness
>mfw her uncle is Agent Smith
who will be the first tennis player to transition and dominate the WTA
>>67800543
bit of a ratface 2bh
tfw no gf
>>67800519
Lad look kinda like me if I was more athletic.
>>67800563
>Hnnnnggg that face type is my weakness
You mean rodent?
It's my type, too.
>>67800599
mousey
>>67800599
Rodent? I've never thought of it like that. Reminds me of pic related scene
Why is Verdasco unseeded? He's tearing Johnson a new one.
>>67800644
You callin me a Nazi m8 ?
Dodig - Youzhny going 5 sets
radwanska is pretty good
>Chili
>cilic
>tfw no sp tennis clubhouse with 8 big screens on the wall showing every match and a big lounge section for all the bros to chill and watch the games on
>>67800739
They got that thing in a local tennis club here. Entry is 50€/day lel.
Cilic was up 40 love with 3 break points and still lost the game...
when is murray's match?
this orange guy is pretty decent
Pironkova 2-0, Errani officially a meme
Cilic reaching new levels of choking
>>67800670
If you have to be a Nazi to fuck Witthoeft, sign me up for the SS
>>67800739
>Brits shouting 'uwotm8', 'EBAM', 'It's coming home'
>That drunk German blaming the jews
>Robot butler Djokovic serving drinks
>Obese Greek on a reinforced treadmill
>A little room showing WTA with a box of tissues in the middle
>Australia trying to get everyone to leave
I can dig that
At what time will Rafa play 2moro family members?
>>67800877
>>That drunk German blaming the jews
call me germanbro
I made tennisthreads before it was cool
:^)
>>67800883
thank you based soderling
>>67800928
>ends up losing to Federer
what a fucking waste
>>67800903
>before it was cool
It still isn't, Holger.
>looking forward to two matches
>cancelled
>beat Rafa in 2009
>lose in the final
>beat Rafa in 2015
>lose in the final
I'm seeing a pattern here.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why THE H*ECK does latin american ESPN change to the Andeh match when ABMT is destroying the croat lanklet in the other court
>>67800833
It just started.
The announcers just said they should also still have 2hrs of light to play with.
>>67800994
yeah thanks
>>67800963
I was an 83' /sp/ poster dickweed
You haven't gone through vietnam tennis now did you? shit man we hat burning surfaces. a complete difference to today.
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
TENNIS' COMING HOME
>>67800963
Leave German bro alone cunt. He provides a valuable service. Where were you when Bot died in Rome?
>>67800977
Because of the channel agreements covering the event. Court #2 is an exclusive premium channel you have to pay for in the US if we wanted to continue watching that match.
He was destroying him, but the game was still early.
>>67801005
Beating stepanKek doesn't mean it's coming home.
That being said, it's fucking coming home
>Eurosport is showing WTA
anyone have decent AceStream links?
>>67801030
for the murray match
>>67801017
I hate watching Tennis, love playing it though, but I'm going to leave you weirdos alone now, your autism is really creeping me out.
>>67801036
Just get the Eurosport Player u pleb
it shows every match
>>67801038
PLEASE watch your sport
>>67801017
There are several other Germans posting ITT now. That wasn't me.
>>67801038
you still think you are the 'german bro' ,dont you?
>tfw can't watch the ebam match because I have session with psychiatrist
Fug.
>>67801043
IT'S NOT AVAILABLE HERE
>>67801069
Depression?
>>67801070
>The city of Arabs
>>67801077
Autism
>>67801069
>EBAMwinlol
Better go, you need it.
>>67801005
>>67801029
It's coming home to Scotland?
>>67801084
what an awful volley
>>67801090
>EBAM
>>67801109
let's be honest, he has only ever looked SCAM tier at Roland Garros
>big dick Stepanek already broken Murray
>>67801077
Yes, mainly.
Also something much worse, called depersonalization/derealization. Sometimes I feel like the world and everything, including myself, is fake and hazy and feels like I'm fucking losing it. Then after a while it goes away and I'm ok again.
It started a few months ago and it was severe, pretty much felt like I was in hell for a month. Then the new meds kicked in and got a lot better, thank god.
>>67801144
>win rome
>get eliminated in r1 roland garros
Murray is such a meme-player
>>67801146
abused stims huh?
signing with under armor was a mistake
Murray playing and losing, better record this.
>>67801143
C for coward?
Yeah, but that's in the past. Look what's happened this clay court season
>Mauresmo
DROPPED
>Djokobot
DROPPED
>Nadal
DROPPED
He's getting an English passport after he brings it home
>>67801146
Get well, Greekbro
>>67801183
Do they only manufacture black and white kits?
>>67801205
i read they made a grey camo one for this but he isn't wearing it
>>67801205
Andy has specifically requested the kits to reflect his personality.
>>67801146
>depersonalization
that sounds pretty scary
>>67801223
Kek
Bring back the cute ballgirls
Losing to an old man
>SCAM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4EKiO4ViI8
>>67801250
i want sex
>>67801250
If I was a tennis cameraman, I'd get pneumonia from all the cold showers I'd have to take
Chimpout when?
>>67801146
that feel when you're not sure if you'll come out the other side..
drives me mad that chant
>>67801289
Just a matter of time with scots.
YOUR SERVE IS TERRIFIED
ANDY MURRAY ON FIRE
>>67801315
I think it's cute tbqh
>>67801146
That sounds like psychosis, m8
>>67801334
>murray in charge of attacking the 2nd serve
Any english streams for Gasquet?
>>67801289
based murray
>>67801289
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMw2Oh4MnI
BWAHAHAHA
based LADek
fuck off muri
>coming home lads
>Blandy Curry
>Gasquet 5-0 up
Just give him le trophy
DON'T DOUBT THE MUZZZZZZZ
IT'S COMING HOME
>>67801498
God bless EBAM
>darth murray
>Murray dropped the first set
I'm not even surprised anymore.
>>67801517
1-0 set lead is the most dangerous lead
he just licked his contacts and put them in his eye
that's some fucked up shit right there
Now he looks like one of these people that wake up at 3.00 am on a Saturday and go fishing every weekend.
>>67801562
Very disappointing looking dessert
>>67801543
I bet you don't wear contacts..... This is pretty standard when you don't have running water readily available.
>>67801599
But all that bacteria...
>>67801599
This
>>67801629
I've only done it once before, never again. I know the eye is pretty good at self-cleaning but it felt dirty for days
>>67801629
>brazil
>bacteria
How's that shit filled river treating you?
>>67801660
xddd
>>67801660
How's that relevant? I'm asking about the bacteria of the saliva.
>>67801680
Because the bacteria in your own month shouldn't bother you if you're surrounded by human waste and the zika virus all day.
>>67801680
you drink bacteria infested water and still think you aren't sick? haha brasil
>>67801698
You never actually think through what you're talking about, do you?
Do it for Scotland Andy.
>>67801730
hahah holy shit the webm. Too accurate.
>>67801730
I can't remember, did Andy vote for independence or not?
>>67801289
why the umpire didn't ban him? Shocking behavior
>>67801775
I think he supported independence first but then backpaddled. People gave him shit for that.
The britanons can probably tell you more.
>>67801801
lol wtf no that's not even that bad
>>67801801
He's done worse. I was there when he smashed his racket at the US Open last year. The ref didn't even care.
>>67801801
the main guys never get shit from the umpires
t. kyrgios
>>67801842
He just says Rafa
Can we get on with the quarterfinals already
Marin Cilic is unironically going to lose to a literally who.
>>67799485
looks like the Wolves logo
Oh boy
>murray will defeat the bot
lm0@ lads what is going on
>>67801991
Mauresmo has le cursed him
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
IT'S A MAD WORLD
CAN'T WAKE UP
>the haunted murder-town of Dunblane
This is like that Wimbledon meltdown against Verdasco in 2013.
where is kim?
shit tier wife confirmed desu
>>67802017
>Muzza wins RG
>>67802002
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>>67802017
Does anyone have the Fernando "Dave" Verdasco pic?
Cilic and Murray out in the first round
>>67802021
spending his money on her 'Art"
>implying I stop with the 'fascist' videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfn8_lxV3l
>murray was some people's favourite for RG
Maybe it's not coming home after all.
Andy?
>implying he's not bracing for an ebin comeback
lmoa lads
Anyone see that towel girl giving the towel to Gasquet? DEM GAMS
>>67799853
naah, there are problems with sexism and racism
these groups are oppressed by the white man anon
THE KING OF CLAY NEEDS YOUR HELP! REPLY TO THIS POST BRAVE EBAM ALLEZ TO GIVE HIM POWER.
I don't know why he's still so clam.
>>67802126
>king of clay
heresy
>>67802090
shhhhh
>>67802126
BRAVE EBAM ALLEZ
\o/
Welp, who can make the semis from his quarter?
>>67802126
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU \o/
>>67800489
>>67800543
who is this?
>>67802126
BRAVE EBAM ALLEZ
THE FIGHTBACK BEGINS
>>67802138
two kids laughing
>losing against a 37 years old
>>67802126
>2010+6
>Not believing in EBAM comeback
>>67802183
>on clay of all surfaces
>>67802155
it's happening f@m
LETS GO
God. Murray, what a cunt. I really hope he gets ass fucked by Nadal or Djokovic.
>the city of Croatia
>>67802226
why?
Andy pls
>Darkness literally enveloping Murray soon.
I hope they can at least finish this set.
>>67802208
wat are you talking about? eurosport is sending 6 old guys discussing shit.
>Cilic BTFO
This is turning out to be an interesting tournament....
>>67802227
Good
>>67802241
>eurosport is sending 6 old guys discussing shit.
no idea what you're talking about but i'm talking about the murray-stephanek match
Holy shit, is Trungelliti actually good? or is Cilic just shite?
murray/steph 2-2 by sundown?
>>67802227
what the actual fuck
I watched him win 6 games in a row in the 2nd, thought he'd turned the match around
Nice choke there old man
>>67802265
Your man is good pibe
>>67802264
nah seriously. eurosports sends 6 guys talking about football in germany. it's called kicker TV
>>67802291
lolwtf are you on about? why would i care about whatever you're telling me
>>67801146
I've heard of that. How long does it last for you?
I have friends who say they have gotten it in connection with using psychedelics and laughing gas. It sounds really spooky. I don't think I've ever had it, but I have experienced a sense of lost identity on psychedelics
>>67802291
Only German ESP
>>67802291
Lad this is tennis thread.
i guess that fat frog didn't want to be on TV lol
>Cilic is a Grand Slam winner
>>67802271
maybe at this pace, Murray can't win tonight though.
6-0 EBAM IS BACK
>>67802309
wew mane that much tennis was talked about in this thread,
>>67798409
>complains about prostate cancer awareness
>not breast cancer awareness, which is truly cancerous (kek)
Absolutely disgusting.
>>67802342
your posts are very... odd
>>67801698
Isn't it pretty standard for American drinking water to be lead polluted, a la Flint Michigan?
>>67798430
>if I play my best I can beat him
This is logically equivalent to what he said you idiot.
>>67802348
it's a no germanbro thread
>>67802348
why?
>drop two sets then win a bagel
And people think he'll beat the djokobot
>>67798466
He crushed Nadal in 2012. That's more than enough.
>>67802359
Only in the majority black cities. The CIA was probably trying to poison them.
>>67802373
Bump limit reached for 40 posts and the match is still going on
>>67802355
of course they are. I'm still drunk. do you think I become free of alcohol whenever you think I should? cheers m8.... oh and I almost forgot ... HEIL HITLER
THE FCK IS THIS STEPHANIE?
>>67802265
The guy played great.
>>67802365
He said he doesn't need to do anything special
>>67802324
bartoli had the decency to end her carreer after her fluke win at wimbledon
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