Lend England's Brave Andy Murray your powers
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
BIG JOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN FOR THE FRENCH
There's a German on some serious drugs here.
BASED MURRAY ALL WARMED UP BRINGING THE HEAT AND WINNING ROLAND
Tennis is so much better without commentary.
fucking hell Murray
How can you not love him?
Is there any way to bypass the geoblock on the official stream?
big johnny millman looks like he could beat isner - would be a big win for the lad
>>67802434
Proxy or VPN
>>67802434
I tried Smart DNS and 2 VPNs. Didn't work.
>>67802434
one way would be to move to a country that is free of such geographical restrictions
>>67802448
I tried Hola myself, didn't work too.
>>67802451
>not being able to watch Eurosport Player
>>67802429
Murray's kanine teeth are second to none.jpg
>>67802459
whatever man
LETS GO
E
T
S
G
O
Jesus Stepanek is falling apart there.
>>67802448
gave up on finding a decent french proxy
Anyone else find Murray more exciting than Djokovic?
>>67802459
Kek arab on suicide watch
>>67802471
Have you tried to use a VPN? Should work imo.
>>67802498
it's ok i have a decent HD stream
>>67802508
link?
>>67802508
acestream?
>>67802508
>lying
>>67802519
d'ya have acestream?
1cb5faaaef8165765a9d069ba13b20f4f9260ce2
>>67802528
ye
Always remember to be aware of Murray's huge ass birthmark. If you didn't knew about it you do now.
>andy mooorrie
>>67802564
th-thanks?
>>67802484
He is a 37 year old serve and volley player from Kekoslovakia, whose sole reason for staying on the tour is to bang WTA players
Probably has some world record in banging WTA players
>>67802564
he has tree trunk lower legs definitely not aesthetic
>>67802588
>Probably has some world record in banging WTA players
>>67802564
give it a rest blowfeld
>Murray will never win Roland Garros
>>67802625
Just like how he'll never win Wimbledon...
Double bagel incoming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5TV7JUvzo
see you tommorow for the slam
>9 games in a row
>>67802395
I made this image desu
based stepanek fucked hingis in her prime and will impregnate vaidisova soon
>this commercial for Nixen tiers
>20 seconds devoted to Man city pretending it's a real club
>>67802689
I know right? it's more of an ad for the club than for the tires.
I feel so sorry for Radek. Every woman he's ever been with has just been taking advantage of him. I hope he finds true love somewhere outside of tennis.
>Djokobot and murray are the only players left who won a grand slam
Goddamnit, how's this possible, the new generation is trash
>>67802712
wat?
>>67802712
Fugg, forgot Wawrinka, I thought he got eliminated, but still, he's pretty old
>>67802712
left where?
>>67802727
I've no idea what the fuck I'm saying holy fuck I'm too tired
>>67802729
forgot nadal?
>>67802712
What about Nadal? He's of the same generation as Murrovic.
>>67802712
>forgetting Nadal
>>67802686
When?
How dissappointing is it that you put effort into it and Murray still hasn't won the Aussia open?
You should make one for when Mury wins the Roland Garros.
>>67802702
No one likes Man city so they have to pay tire corporations to star with them in commercials
>>67802750
Stop drinking Champagne Pierre, you're drunk.
>>67802760
He'll get all his trophies cancelled after hs upcoming doping scandal anyway
>Reminder that a young qt Hantuchova is not your gf.
>>67802712
did del pony get injured again?
>>67802783
fucking perfect
>>67802783
slut
>>67802791
he decided to pass up on RG and focus on the grass season
>>67802783
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>67802783
Looks like my 12YO cousin if he grew his hair out.
>>67802783
low test desu
>>67802783
still living in Dutchland huh. Hatar du ditt fosterland?
>>67802811
iirc she had anorexia
>rain
fuck
>no lights
>no roof
when will france get the electric lightbulb?
the suspension should help stepanek 2bh
>>67802802
>>67802811
>>67802833
>Not wanting to drag your semi hard lumpy penis across her sweaty thin delicate peach fuzzed hard and tight abs.
>>67802835
Med school takes a few years. Ingen ko på isen
>French infrastructure
>French weather
>>67802869
What makes you say that?
>>67802878
he was looking gassed plus he's pretty old (over 35 i think) so i guess he's not cut out for best of 5 anymore. the break should help him. he was losing steam there towards the end after some decent tennis in the first two sets
>>67802874
You must be a crypto-pedo
>>67802874
>those hairy arms and that hairy back
sexy
>>67802895
He's going to be more gassed after a night of sex with yet another WTA slut.
>>67802874
>Ingen ko på isen
Ingen räv i kojan
>>67802895
37 actually
>reminder that ten years ago Stepanek was ranked as the 8th best player in the world and had already fucked more wta women than you will regular women in your life
>>67802932
>a 37-year-old is giving Muzza a hard time
wew
ol man federer's gonna be in top 10 when he's 37
>>67802968
Federer will regain the number 1 position after Djokovic retires.
France's best player is through to the second round
ALLEZ FRANCE :3
>>67802981
Haas will stop him with 40.
>>67802995
>mfw Haas finally leaves his injury woes behind him and racks up a bunch of Slams after the age of 40
He fucking deserves it desu
there are two dogs with their asses glued together right outside my window.
>>67803071
what the fuck
>>67803071
kek what is with these bizarre posts today
>>67803071
They are not glued together it's just a male dog knotting inside a female dog.
>>67803071
Last 2 digits are 7-1
>>67803071
>no picture
>>67803164
>164 â–¶
> >>67803071
Probably this. The guy dog's dick gets stuck in the pussy of the girl for like 20 minutes after the sex because the girl wants the cum to impregnate her.
>>67803164
>>67803200
I know, I just didn't find a better word for it. Limited grasp of English.
>>67803200
>that counterstrike video comes in my head
>I'M STUCK
>I'M STUCK
>>67803200
It's a combination of the circular muscles inside the female dog's vagina tightening behind the bulbus glandis that engorges with blood.
>>67803217
Well then, was it hot?
Halep has literally no tits anymore. She'll regret her decision to cut her boobs off after her retirement.
>>67803263
>was it hot?
What? No.
Germanbro, what's the schedule for tomorrow?
2095 2095 2095
>>67803316
Not really out yet.
>>67803392
ah okay thanks
>>67803394
is it that you really want?
>>67803407
It's going to be something by the like of this
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
The last 3 matches of today are going to shuffled in there somewhere. Stepanek - Murray (2) might throw off the schedule because it's of high interest.
>>67803445
I just want for all of this... to be over.
>>67803455
They just updated it when i posted, lel.
Penises
11:00 Melzer - Bedene
11:00 Pospisil - Berdych (7)
11:00 Jaziri - Mayer
11:00 Estrella - Marchenko
11:00 Coric - Fritz
11:00 Tomic (20) - Baker
12:30 Fabbiano - Lopez (21)
12:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
12:30 Bagnis - de Schepper
12:30 Cuevas (25) - Kamke
12:30 Ilhan - Darcis
12:30 Cervantes-Huegun - Thiem (13)
12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
12:30 Chung - Halys
12:30 Carreno-Busta - Delbonis (31)
13:00 Isner (15) - Millman
13:00 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
13:00 De Bakker - Garcia-Lopez
13:30 Djokovic (1) - Lu
14:00 Sousa (26) - Dzumhur
14:30 Muller - Baghdatis
14:30 Seppi - Gulbis
14:30 Almagro - Kohlschreiber (24)
14:30 Ram - Vesely
14:30 Granollers-Pujol - Fognini (32)
14:30 Mahut - Berankis
14:30 Tursunov - Bautista-Agut (14)
15:30 Struff - Tsonga (6)
16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
16:00 Zverev - Herbert
16:00 Anderson (18) - Robert
16:00 Istomin - Monaco
16:00 Ferrer (11) - Donskoy
16:00 Mathieu - Giraldo
17:00 Goffin (12) - Barrere
Vaginas
11:00 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Siniakova
11:00 Siegemund - Bouchard
11:00 Maria - Jankovic (23)
11:00 Cornet - Flipkens
11:00 Kerber (3) - Bertens
11:00 Zheng - Cibulkova (22)
11:00 Rodionova - Konjuh
11:00 Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
11:00 Schiavone - Mladenovic (26)
11:00 Crawford - Babos
12:30 Soler-Espinosa - Bacsinszky (8)
12:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
12:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
13:00 Chirico - Davis
13:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
13:00 Friedsam - Kasatkina (29)
13:00 Lim - Giorgi
14:00 Williams (9) - Kontaveit
14:30 Soylu - Razzano
14:30 Sevastova - Vickery
14:30 Vekic - Keys (15)
14:30 Gavrilova - Duque-Marino
14:30 Dodin - Ivanovic (14)
15:00 Nara - Allertova
15:30 Knapp - Azarenka (5)
16:30 Svitolina (18) - Cirstea
16:30 Falconi - Barthel
16:30 Puig - Govortsova
16:30 Konta (20) - Goerges
16:30 Putintseva - Wozniak
16:30 Petkovic (28) - Robson
16:30 Townsend - Hesse
16:30 Pereira - Pliskova
17:30 Williams (1) - Rybarikova
18:00 Niculescu (31) - Parmentier
Eurosport is such a comfy channel
>>67803465
she's the latest in technology
almost metology
but she has a heart of stone.
she has an 'IQ of 1001
>>67803502
King of Clay hype!
are they back on proper schedule? have they made up for the time lost on day 1 and day 2?
If you want free money pile it on Berdych. Pospisil has never won a tour level match on clay. So 3-0
>>67803502
bet against tomic, literally free money
>>67803531
After tomorrow they should be.
>>67803698
noice
>>>>67803740
Rain comes back at thursday tho. Could get ugly again.
>>67802451
dont you have goats to fuck somewhere Mohammed?
>>67803764
i just hope the final doesn't get pushed
Fug, looks like I missed a fun match.
Oh well.
I'll watch tennis all day tomorrow.
If only I didn't have to watch it on motherfucking eurosport.
>>67803800
Eurosport is GOAT channel
>>67803800
Here on Brazil there is only a single channel available on TV. Don't complain.
>>67803873
? how
>>67803857
>switching to cycling instead of tennis
>showing women's tennis when there are men playing
>sound fucking shit and delayed or just keeps dying
>ads that most of the time make you miss first points
Eurosport is fucking putrid garbage.
>>67803873
Isn't that because ESPN lost the rights!
>>67803910
Sorry I meant Eurosport Player
>>67803910
best greece. I let go of your personel debt.
>>67803857
so you admit that Game, set, Mats is based?
>>67803946
Well, it's pretty good. I like Mats's personality but I dislike some of his opinions. Babsi is a high test queen so I like her.
>>67803910
>comfy commercials for Gazprom with beautiful classical music playing
>eastern European tourist ministries trying to outspend each other for the nicest ads
>"Romania, land of happiness and sunshine and not vampires and gypsies"
>comfy paternalistic British men softly commentating
In my childhood I used to run home to watch Eurosport on our TV before my brother came home, (he always wanted to watch Dragonball Z or some shit like that).
I remember watching Safin vs Federer in their AO 2005 semifinal and falling in love with tennis
I remember watching snooker
Hmm, I might have wasted my life away when my best child hood memories are of watching sports, oh well, it's too late now anyway.
My point here is that I fucking love Eurosport
>>67804037
>mfw dat Baghdatis run to the final of AO06
>mfw witnessing it all through Eurosport
dem memories
>>67804037
>Hmm, I might have wasted my life away when my best child hood memories are of watching sports, oh well, it's too late now anyway.
stop it... don't follow this memory. I've played football for 14 years and I'm pretty good with it.
You can, when you're talented enough. It's just that you have to give up your life. wanna perfectly take a pass from your friend? this needs 20 hours practice... no shit.
>>67803919
Yes, this new channel that holds it is rubbish.
>>67803879
there are no options, there's the main feed and that's it.
>>67804161
i'm probably misunderstanding but are you saying that there is only one sports channel in Brazil or that there is only ONE channel overall?
>>67804112
>stop it... don't follow this memory
I was talking more about my life in general. I played a few different sports in my childhood. Football, handball, tennis and table tennis
Never really had any illusions about becoming a pro though
>>67804078
>Baghdatis vs Agassi playing in US open 2006
>Agassi's last pro tournament
>fifth set
>both of them are injured/tired
>both still keep hitting crazy winners
>Agassi finally wins, prolonging his career for one more match
>>67804037
I too have some good memories with eurosport as a kid, back when it was on free tv. Remember watching comfy winter sports and snooker. Not really a big part of my childhood but good times that I still remember.
Still, that doesn't mean that their coverage of rg is not bad. It's really fucking bad.
>>67804112
I tell what I went through.
I was drilled to pass between 4 sticks to 4 persons , playing it directly back to the deliverer.
I was drilled to head every shit ball into the goal , or else....
>>67804195
I was drilled when I let down the ball once...
4 times up was laughable
I shot from 30m on the goal and when the goalie could hold it I had to play with kids.
>>67804188
>Remember watching comfy winter sports
kek, a Greek kid watching winter sports, I guess you watched it for the exotic feel?
>Still, that doesn't mean that their coverage of rg is not bad. It's really fucking bad.
I believe you Greek bro.On sunday Kyrgios literally hit a tweener while there were in split screen playing an irrelevant women who double faults on match point
you fucking faggots think it's fun but in reality it's torture.
today i can hold up the ball 100fucking times and kill everyone technically.
Can we dispel with this fiction that Stephanek didn't know what he was doing. He knew exactly what he was doing.
>>67803502
>murray
>nadal
>chung
>zverev
>de bakker
>bertens
>svitolina
>>67804217
Actually, I really like winter sports.
Also love the cold and snow although it pretty much never snows here or just very lightly for a day or so.
Don't like the summer much and hate how hot it gets here.
Born in the wrong country as far as weather preferences goes. And a few other things. Like the denbts :DDD.
>>67804172
There are various sports channels of course, but the specific channel that holds the rights for RG has only one feed.
Holy fuck, what happened with Murray on those two first sets?
>>67808384
SCAM happened
>>67803873
how do you even get a signal in your mudhut?
>>67803502
>12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
feeling a BIG UPSET from BIG SERVIN' tomorrow
>>67812452
Yeah, our boy Groth's got a good chance
Don't die because of apehoop spam.
Good fucking morning!
>>67814202
Good morning
>>67814338
>no bacon
>>67814350
too much hassle.
weather in Paris looking stable. I guess all their rain went to us.
Why did Brian Baker get a wildcard to RG?
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>tfw 02:00
>>67814442
He didn't. He has a protected ranking because he's been out injured for forever.
>>67814202
good morning and fuck I hate being hungover. sorry for loosing my mind yesterday.
get comfy bros
Who's the new Ivanovic so I have a reason to watch this?
>>67814554
watch giorgi. she's better than ivanovic in every way
>>67814554
our girl svitolina
>>67813055
You're losing money. NO way Rafa loses.
Is everyone fucking dead?
kyrgios don't play today?
>>67814932
It hasn't even started
>16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
It's like every challenger final ever.
>9 time RG winner and diagnosed autist Rafa Nadal works on his forehand. His uncle beats him severely every time he misses.
>>67814932
Nigga 2 and a half hours left till play commences
>>67814942
Still playing round 1s mate. Djoko hasn't even played.
>>67814976
1 bong m8 not two and a half
>>67814976
Learn timezones senpai
>>67814983
>11:30
>>67814959
88, my German friend.
>>67814976
>brit using the word "nigga"
I'll allow it, since your country is now riddled with sandniggers and regular niggers. Are there any black British tennis players yet? I always confuse Dustin Brown as being a britcunt.
>>67814993
play starts at 11 bongs frogtime
>>67814999
>James Blake
>Donald young
Hell even Agassi and Sampras are black.
Not to mention Serenawinslol
>>67814515
You went full retard yesterday. Never go full retard.
>>67814999
Tennis is an expensive sport, leeching benefit immigrants cant afford it.
kyrGOAT when will he win his first grandslam
>SCAM
>>67815008
You totally missed the "British" part, m8.
>>67815029
But that's racist.
>>67814515
Don't do that shit again. SEETHING at the behaviour.
>>67815030
>a whole alcohol
What? But yeah, 20 beers is quite a lot. Sometimes I will consume a suitcase (24 beers) in a day if I start drinking in the morning.
>>67815031
this year la
>>67815030
>A whole alcohol.
German units
>>67814749
I was kidding lol. The odds before were 1.00 to 77
>>67815042
>>67815051
that's the joke guys
it's like one marijuana
>>67815048
>>67815030
>I'll take what is delusion for £50
>>67815054
Oh I see, it's >German humour time again
>>67815048
I'm so fucking ready for this
>>67815062
>How can I get 11 idiots on a roof
>>67815062
it's a meme dickweed, used on other boards as well
I'm a bit afraid for Muzza tßh. If he starts like he did yesterday it ogre.
>>67815074
RELAX. EBAM always prevails.
>>67815073
What the fuck? No it isn't
Daily reminder that uncle Toni is as good as a slave master. Working a cute shy autist like Rafa to death.
"Uncle why must I hit this apple over this net so many times" pleads Rafa.
Tony just cracks his whip again.
>>67815090
I think you're still drunk, Hans.
>>67815090
Fuck off to your degenerate board
>>67815097
>>67815098
>>>/reddit/
>>67815090
>hejj guys I'm german I'm so funny xDDD
>I'm sooo drunk hahaha
>please give me attention
please fuck off
More peach-furry Hantuchova's please?
>>67815112
>look I'm swiss hehehe
>mirka right guys hahaha what a cow hihihi
>n-no federgoat this year, sad r-right r-r-ight?
faggot medpack
>>67815102
Pmsl that you're not /r/ tennis. Missing out lid.
>>67815127
Can you leave. You're leaking again Hans. Remember what your psychologist told you? Run away when you can't control your autism.
Slightly updated schedule:
Men
11:00 Melzer - Bedene
11:00 Pospisil - Berdych (7)
11:00 Jaziri - Mayer
11:00 Estrella - Marchenko
11:00 Coric - Fritz
11:00 Tomic (20) - Baker
12:30 Fabbiano - Lopez (21)
12:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
12:30 Cuevas (25) - Kamke
12:30 Ilhan - Darcis
12:30 Cervantes-Huegun - Thiem (13)
12:30 Nadal (4) - Groth
12:30 Chung - Halys
13:00 Isner (15) - Millman
13:00 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
13:00 De Bakker - Garcia-Lopez
13:30 Bagnis - de Schepper
13:30 Carreno-Busta - Delbonis (31)
13:30 Djokovic (1) - Lu
14:00 Sousa (26) - Dzumhur
14:30 Muller - Baghdatis
14:30 Almagro - Kohlschreiber (24)
14:30 Ram - Vesely
14:30 Granollers-Pujol - Fognini (32)
14:30 Mahut - Berankis
14:30 Tursunov - Bautista-Agut (14)
15:30 Struff - Tsonga (6)
15:30 Seppi - Gulbis
16:00 Lorenzi - Berlocq
16:00 Anderson (18) - Robert
16:00 Ferrer (11) - Donskoy
16:00 Mathieu - Giraldo
16:30 Istomin - Monaco
17:00 Goffin (12) - Barrere
17:00 Zverev - Herbert
Women
11:00 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Siniakova
11:00 Siegemund - Bouchard
11:00 Maria - Jankovic (23)
11:00 Cornet - Flipkens
11:00 Kerber (3) - Bertens
11:00 Zheng - Cibulkova (22)
11:00 Rodionova - Konjuh
11:00 Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
11:00 Schiavone - Mladenovic (26)
11:00 Crawford - Babos
12:30 Soler-Espinosa - Bacsinszky (8)
12:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
12:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
13:00 Chirico - Davis
13:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
13:00 Lim - Giorgi
13:30 Friedsam - Kasatkina (29)
14:00 Williams (9) - Kontaveit
14:30 Soylu - Razzano
14:30 Vekic - Keys (15)
14:30 Dodin - Ivanovic (14)
15:00 Sevastova - Vickery
15:00 Nara - Allertova
15:30 Gavrilova - Duque-Marino
15:30 Knapp - Azarenka (5)
16:30 Svitolina (18) - Cirstea
16:30 Falconi - Barthel
16:30 Puig - Govortsova
16:30 Konta (20) - Goerges
16:30 Putintseva - Wozniak
16:30 Petkovic (28) - Robson
16:30 Townsend - Hesse
17:30 Pereira - Pliskova
17:30 Williams (1) - Rybarikova
18:00 Niculescu (31) - Parmentier
Murray Tsonga and Djokovic on court right now.
>France
>>67815157
>beardick
>SCAM
>roidall
>djoko
>zverev
>bouchard
>carebear
>azarenka
>goerges
>petko
great tennis day desu
>Jim Courier
has kyrgios ever played zverev?
>>67815199
I think they played at the Hopman Cup
"A tennis match is like self hypnosis" - Rafa Nadal
Philosopher.
>cycling at 14:30
eurosport fucks my shit up again
>>67815178
>Briteeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzA8_7X9uLQ
>>67815239
:^)
>>67815157
Fuck at this point I'm not even sure anymore whether the pic is shopped or not
>>67815270
I think that one isn't. It's from another event than this.
>>67815255
Serena is a qt. Some nice music in that video. Made those retards tolerable.
>All commentary channels have women matches again
>>67815296
>not watching kerber unironically
>>67815305
Look it's Sharapova with no talent.
>>67815305
Women need to fuck off from these big events.
>its an unforced errors match
>rank 3 and previous slam winner
>all these empty seats
ded gaem
>>67815305
I can't watch any women match longer than 5 minutes
kiki needs to wear some make up holy shit
>>67815329
I know it's an early women's match but that's embarrassing
>>67815329
kek, there are more people at the Berdshit match
Why the fuck don't Wimbledon and French open have night matches. That's where epics happen. Fucking Frenchies
>>67815339
>people that are willing to pay for travel, tickets, food, hotel to watch these games choose to go to other games
>broadcast this anyway
>>67815350
>muh outdoor summer event
Kerber looses her serve 0-40
It's over guys she's finnished
>>67815360
I get Wimbledon cos tradition and gay shit. But Frenchies have no fucking excuse.
DJOOCY
>>67815367
>Frenchies have no fucking excuse
tradition and shit
>>67815381
REEEEEEEEE
3-1 is the most dangerous lead
>>67815379
any good streaming sites?
Birddick matches are so boring when he's dominating
>>67815360
What does that even mean? You can have night matches at an outdoor summer event.
Is there something missing in bertens face?
How shit is Kerber playing.
>>67815491
she is irritated because bertens is missing eyebrows
>>67815279
>>67815270
this one
>>67815157
>14:30 Mahut - Berankis
I can't believe they put Berankis in top 50. Ranking system in tennis must be completely retarded. He spent months playing in shitty asian Challenger tournaments beating 150-400 ranked players and somehow those tourneys give you enough points to boost your ranking. He always shits the bed against top 100 players so I'll enjoy watching him get rekt.
Seems legit
>>67815296
ITV 4 has Bedene-Melzer
>>67815522
pre manjaw genie > current genie
masha > any genie
popsicles btfo
How high are the chances for kiki to win this?
>>67815544
lanky skinny eastern european
nah im alright
How high are the chances for kiki (6'0) to be taller than you?
>>67815585
>lanky skin
probably too many teeth as well huh nigel
Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
6-0 6-0
>French Wildcards
>German WTA slamwinners
Snazzy shirt Birdshit
Explain to me how "equal prize money" is equal at all if women only play 3 sets?
>>67815640
it's not
i read an article that went into the prize money per hour played and breaking down the stat like that shows women are paid much more
kiki please win
>>67815640
equality =/= everything the same
>>67815658
Djokovic got fucking roasted in the media for bringing this up. Fucking embarrassing times we live in.
3 set women matches should be banned.
stop wasting my time
>Tomic struggling to serve for the set
>>67814967
undderated cooment fäm
KIKI BOYS
>>67815696
Damn that forehead
>>67815696
Looks like a man.
>cheesenigger destroying the carebear
>>67815704
nah m8, there is much worse.
Popsicles btfo
I hope Kerber retries and saves my acca
>its a Kerber retires injured when its too late to make a comeback match
retiring should count as a loss
she said "keep moving" to herself
tactical break should count as cheating
I want kiki on my pipi
>>67815796
>tfw no ficki ficki with kiki
who /LETSGO/ here?
>Dominic Thiem
>losing the first set
Every. Fucking. Match.
>>67815828
Tennis is coming home lads
I don't think I know a single Dutch tennis player, both retired and active. Why so many Dutch fans in the thread?
>>67815828
>Mury has to resort to loud opponent distracting celebrations to beat a 37 year old sex addict
I'm team Stepanek
>>67815865
there is only two but everyone else is getting BTFO
>>67815828
ALLEZ ANDRÉ MURRAY
>angelique choker
>>67815865
Because Kiki is doing great. You should see the f1 or giro d'italia threats
tomic serving for the match
what should i watch?
>Murray is our only hope against Djokovic
We're fucked
>Drop error on match point
>>67815866
he only did started after Stepanek had a looud shout and stared Murray down after winning the 2nd set.
I can't believe someone is actually complaining about Murray's behaviour, when it's fucking Radek Stepanek on the otherside of the court, he's the fucking worst cunt on the tour for gamesmanship.
THAT FEEL WHEN
>Ending the match with another unforced error
>>67815910
>Wawrinka
>Nishikori
>Nadal
>Stepanek
>>67815919
What does he usually do that's bad? I know that Gonzalez once got pissed at him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFLJzyX58tM
>>67815919
>he only did started after Stepanek had a looud shout and stared Murray down after winning the 2nd set.
christ, i sound like chris(simpsons artist).
>>67815940
>9 winners
>28 unforced errors
honestly, memes aside, why do people voluntary watch women's tennis?
which female tennis player should i wank over before the Murray/Stepanek match restarts?
>>67815967
Murray starts now mate
>>67815975
i only need 2 minutes
>>67815967
laura robson
>>67815940
Why isn't there the number of double faults?
Is it too embarrassing to show it?
>>67815975
So does Nadal - Sorry m8
>>67815982
0 for kerber
3 for bertens
It begins.
Does the delay favour Murray or Stepakek?
>>67816031
radek I reckon, he was seriously flagging yesterday and muzza has great endurance
>>67816031
Stepanek. He was gassed last night and Andy would have murdered him if they finished the match.
He's one of the fittest guys on the tour.
helo redit
>>67816031
Steakanek, he was dead yesterday because his old bones can't play for too long.
Now watch him murder Angry Murray.
Now that was fucking close.
>>67816095
he needs to wrap it up as quickly as possible to have a decent chance of winning. muzza can easily outlast him if it goes to the 5th set
Murray hasn't lost a grand slam match in the first round since 2008.
>Murray losing to a 87 year old grandpa who accidentally stumbled onto the court
Truly England's greatest talent
>>67816129
>England
>>67816129
>England's
>>67816138
>>67816140
>not EBAM
>growling like he's won the match
lel WTA-tier
>Radek screaming "LET'S GO"
cheeky grandpa
>Groth
>>67816189
>journeyman battler getting beaten by nadal on clay
>>67816163
Did he really?
>>67816198
yeah well he's truly fucked on clay since he got nothing but his serve.
>>67816200
After he won his first service game yes
>>67816210
His serve is not even reliable. DFs a lot
find a flaw
>protip: you can't
Why is the Murray - Stepanek stadium pretty much empty?
>1 down, 14 to go
>40-0 to a break point
Yeah, Murray's won
>>67816227
the french are like people from sydney - they just don't attend sporting events
>>67816227
No one's going to pay money to watch a first round game with a risk of terrorist attack
>>67816211
Haha. I think Murray learned it from Pospisil. When they played last year at Wimbly, Popsa was shouting "come on here we go"
>>67816239
so basically lebs chinks and arabs?
Has there been a point he's won where he hasn't shouted afterwards?
I like those uniforms but the hats look retarded
Was Murray a mistake?
>this guy banged nicole vaidisova and martina 'hnnggg' hingis
>Leave jinx bets to me
stream anyone? cricfree is too lowres
>EBAM
>>67816259
Who are those douche nozzles (I almost never turn the sound up for these things)?
>>67816266
This genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes. What the hell is wrong with women?
>>67815671
>Djokovic got fucking roasted in the media for bringing this up.
>roasted
Candles can't roast shit son.
Honestly, how on earth can you care about what a bunch of possibly literal cucks think of you?
What's more the fact that women get anywhere near as much prize oney as the men is a joke. They matter less, they're inferior players and the fact that the organizers actually cave to their demands is despicable.
>>67816266
how does he do it
>>67816302
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89cole_Polytechnique
>>67816315
it actually gives me hope
>>67816266
To be fair there's a good chance Hingis was high on Coke at the time.
>>67816337
what happened?
>>67816323
>>67816319
>>67816315
if anything we should learn from him
>>67816266
Banged Kvitova too.
>>67816345
she lost
hingis is a fucking ten
>>67816348
>be famous
>be rich
>be fit
ok buddy hope you learnt your lesson now go and make it happen
>>67816321
Oh cool. Now I like them.
>>67816362
Look like she's got a beard there.
>>67816337
>women's tennis
>>67816266
>vaidisova
what happened to her? I swear she made the top 10 when she was like 18 and then nothing
>>67816363
>two of these three points are attainable
making it happen bud
>>67816367
drug side effects
qt ballgirl 2bh
>ywn be playing in the fifth at a grand salem
why didn't I play tennis as a kid
>>67816373
Radek broke her
Come on you lousy Scotsman.
rafa's killing it btw. only lost 2 games so far
>>67816337
how does she win the AO and lose to a WHO in the FO
this is tense af
>>67816383
i wanna play in the finals of the club championship T B H
>"GREAT" BRITAIN
>>67816406
>Women's tennis
Old man time got to recover overnight when he was gassing in the 3rd and 4th
FUCK THIS OPEN COURT BULLSHIT
WHY IS FRANCE SO SHIT AT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD FOREVER?
>>67816406
>Women
>>67816396
>be a serve babby
>can't win more than 2 (two) games
>>67816418
yeah groth is shit lel
>>67816381
Ah, les French ballgirls. Best reason to watch.
Impressive how Stepanek still isn't broken. He has been doing some goating shotmaking
>>67816318
And as the former Indian Wells CEO stated, women ride off the success of mens tennis.
groth just showed up for the money tbqh
>there are people who bet money on Groth
Groth could lose to Serena on clay
Thiem dropped a set
yeah nah murray's not winning RG
Goes to show how strong of an era young Stepanek played in
>>67816464
Kei is!
>>67816482
>nishichoki
>winning a GS
>ever
nice 1
Eusosport commentator just called Murray "one of the greatest of all time"
>There are people in this thread who thought, with not a single trace of irony, that Andrew Barron "Andy" Murray would win the 2016 Roland Garros French Open Championships
hehe
>>67816498
he is though, isn't he? he is a part of the Big Four, after all
>>67816482
Found the weeb.
>>67816498
Was he British?
Those british eurosport commentaters also qualify Tim Henman as a top 5 player of all time
Stepanek will lose in the TB and very high.
Wholy farook, the frogs like to dress up no?
>>67816518
>5th set
>tiebreak
Baby's first 5th setter I see
>>67816515
Nick Lester I believe sounds pretty english.
>>67816498
lob and return, not much else..
>>67816544
I always forget that shit.
WORLD NUMBER """""""""""""2""""""""""""""
>that smirt after the dropshot
smug
>>67816515
yup, hard to believe that anyone would say that about Henman with a straight face
>>67816505
He has won two slams, same as Hewitt, Safin and Wawrinka. One more than CIlic
If consistency makes you great than you might as well call Ferrer the goat
Stepanek 4 points from winning the match btw
This will really be one of the most legendary matches I've seen if the Radek prevails
Thiem is shit
>>67815850
ayyy
>>67816362
Not even close. Don't use favourable shots.
This is Stepaneks chance
LETS GO
omfg that tweener
V A M O S
A
M
O
S
DAT NADAL TWEENER
psuedo fiscismo haircut.
Where were you when Murray got BTFO of the 2016 French Open by someone who isn't even in the top 100?
2 POINTS FROM WINNING
Hate to say it, but Murray will win in the tiebreak
>>67816550
>this fucking retard
He is one of the best all around players to ever do it. He would beat most of the past greats with little effort.
>>67816631
"""""""""""""""""""""""tiebreak"""""""""""""
>>67816617
>>67816618
webm please
clay is a meme surface anyway
>>67816633
He is having some problems with this this retired porn star tho
>>67816639
sorry i don't do those. stay tuned. it'll surface on /r/tennis soon enough, i can feel it
>>67816638
You act like this set isn't heading towards a tiebreak. Both players are holding their own
>>67816573
>If consistency makes you great than you might as well call Ferrer the goat
Ferrer is an obvious juicer that has 0 (zero) victories against Federer in almost 20 tries and reached the final of a major tournament once in his career, where he couldn't sniff at a set. He also won like 2 Masters 1000 trounaments, first one in Paris-Bercy against Janowicz of all people, cuz all the other players were tanking.
But yeah, he's basically like Murray.
>That "I'm watching you" gesture from Murray just now
Is there ever a match that he isn't like this?
>>67816650
m8 only the us open does fifth set tiebreakers
>>67816633
you're talking about murray here?
Thought you were told to vacate 'notgermanbro'
>>67816650
Are you this much of a fucking newcunt?
>>67816642
>ctrl f
>engurland
>french open titles
"no"
>>67816659
No, when the score in tennis is 6-6 they play a tiebreak
>>67816646
Irrelevant. He moves fantastic, has great groundstrokes, great stamina, hits hard as hell, decent consistency, competent at the net, returns like a god and serves big.
He is one of the greatest of all time if you are loose with the definition. I mean, Djokovic/ Nadal/Federer....tough crowd.
Reminder that Murray is better than anything Australia will ever produce
>>67816669
that's not how they do it in the French Open, m8. fifth set doesn't go to a tie-breaker
Sleep tight Grandpa
>>67816669
>being this new
KEK
>>67816669
only in the grandslam final there will be no tiebreak in the fifth am I right?
>>67816676
Kraut defending englishmen, bit late no?
its ogre
>get home from work
>this murray stepanek game
This Scottish thug bullying this poor older Csekoslovakian gentleman
>>67816686
Holy shit, I'm saying that in tennis when the score is 6-6 they do a tiebreak. Have you ever watched tennis? Doesn't matter cause Murray just broke
Is Andy Murray Under Armour's most pathetic athlete?
>>67816709
nice one 3/5 made me reply
England got this
uh oh
>>67816709
DIG SON.
MURRAY THE GOAT SAFELY THROUGH
stop fucking spitting everywhere you horrible old cunt
Who are the gooks and shit in the crowd with the strange clothing?
>>67816721
or not
>FW at matchpoint
>>67816721
Bismarck would be dissappointed in you
WTA TIER
CANNOT FABRICATE
>>67816740
do you think he spits in the faces of the sluts he fucks?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What did he mean by this?
Best match so far.
>>67816763
He was thinking about all the dick his wife got when they were on a break.
He'll choke in the upcoming rounds.
is Alize Lim cute?
>>67816779
here's your reply you autistic american
>>67816779
very
How does Stepanek get so many women? Big dick?
Isner or Thiem match?`
top kek at this interviewer
>>67816783
spitting in every direction
>>67816749
Every good slam win has a close 5 setter before the semis. Djokovic did it against Anderson and Wawrinka, Federer against Haas and Benneteau, Wawrinka against Djokovic. Now Murray will win it.
>>67816773
>Motto in English: For the Homeland, Science and Glory
>for the homeland
>has gooks and niggers in it's ranks
Yeah,so much for the "homeland" bit.
>>67816808
that post was actually referring to the double fault at match point
>this man comes up to you in the club and slaps your tennis waifu in the ass
what do you do?
WHY DID EUROSPORT CHANGE TO CYCLING????????????????????
>>67816266
>>67816315
>>67816319
Reminder that manlets will never EVER learn
>>67816819
leave thefishbowl
>>67816824
770e83d3a3e26cd326574529d41544c7e32d07d8
>>67816818
I didnt mean to respond to any comment. I fucked up because I'm not used to post from mobile.
>>67816773
>and became a military academy under the great honorable Napoleon I in 1804
>>67816824
The goym must pay for Eurosport 2
>>67816827
kek
I wouldn't mind forcing food down Eugenie's throat, if you get my drift.
Isner is about to close out his match
Was Nadal playing good or was Groth just shit?
>>67816639
>>67816870
https://twitter.com/rolandgarros/status/735084058531659776
>newcunts STILL fall for 5th set tiebreak bait
KEK
>>67816879
thank you based friend
>French Open
>no french flags ITT
figures
>>67816879
>its not a tweener giving you match point in a grand slam semifinal
mediocre
>>67816870
Unlikely that le big serve man was playing any better than shit
>>67816879
To his credit, Groth laughed.
>>67816905
sam guffaw
the goat: soon
>Djokowinslol
>tfw Djokovic wins the golden slam
>>67816937
pls no
why begrudge the great bot his upcoming success?
its not his fault the rest of the competition can't keep up
>>67816967
You are right but it still makes tennis fucking boring.
anyone gonna join my one handed backhand porno sesh? almagro v. kohlschreiber
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