Let the clayb owl begin
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
Schedule for today in CEST (-6 for EDT)
Men
11:00 Albot - Paire (19)
11:00 Ungur - Sijsling
11:00 Gabashvili - Young
11:00 Kyrgios (17) - Cecchinato
12:30 Sela - Brown
12:30 Kuznetsov - Becker
12:30 Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
12:30 Sock (23) - Haase
14:30 Djere - Thompson
14:30 Karlovic (27) - Montanes
14:30 Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
16:00 Basilashvili - Edmund
16:00 Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
16:00 Isner (15) - Millman
16:00 Chardy (30) - Mayer
16:00 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
Women
11:00 Riske - Golubic
11:00 Sorribes Tormo - Pavlyuchenkova (24)
11:00 Kovinic - Kvitova (10)
11:00 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Hsieh
13:00 Buyukakcay - Sasnovich
13:00 Diatchenko - Safarova (11)
13:00 Gibbs - Watson
13:00 Kuznetsova (13) - Shvedova
14:30 Diyas - Witthoeft
14:30 Schmiedlova - Muguruza Blanco (4)
14:30 Georges - McHale
14:30 Vesnina - Brengle
14:30 Pliskova (17) - Rogers
16:30 Cepede - Lisicki
16:30 Gasparyan - Stephens (19)
16:30 Halep (6) - Hibino
Federer not participating this year because he's old an broken.
>>67765129
guten morgen!
still 3 bongs until the tennis marathon starts
I can't handle the hype anymore
4th for the lads
>>67765489
Look at how Fed is already fading into the BG.
I think i caused this.
>>64752294
>>67765489
GOAT LIST
1. Federrer
2. Djokovic
3. Nadal
25-40 range. Murray
>>67765256
Will she ever win anything?
>>67765629
She already won life by being attractive and mediocre at tennis. But in terms of titles Hell nah.
What station is this on here?
>tfw don't get tennis channel
>>67765489
manlets, when will they learn
>>67765688
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/content/the_tournament/info/broadcasters.html
>>67765629
she did win, my heart.
>>67765754
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
nth for nishikori to win the French cup
![f_DM_2005_16_SOIREEDESJOUERS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LbVjep2.jpg "f DM 2005 16 SOIREEDESJOUERS[1]")
HELP
Gonna be a complete wash today
wow so its literally raining all week
>>67766213
>making that webm
>posting that webm
are you in art school? kill yourself.
please cheer for my countrymen
make tennis great again!
>>67766213
nice sport you got there, yuros
post meme girls
i'll start
>>67766293
Can't name a single Dutch player
>>67766309
zoom in, i named them even though you're not gonna get much mileage out of it
>>67766293
I'd rather cheer for mine BUT
>a 38 old who's been more injured than active
>a mantel that never makes it past 3rd round because his fancy backhand misfires
>a Rastafarian who's game is absolutely chaotic
>some more scrubs that can't beat top 20
At least i can claim Zverev when he wins. Russian if he loses.
>a prodigy that is actually Russian
>>67766309
Richard Krajicek has more Slams than all Canadians combined ever.
>>67766414
Richard Krajicek has as many French Opens as all British Players combined ever.
Gonna be in Philippe-Chatrier for the womens semis.
Should i buy one of those overpriced hats everyone is always wearing?
>>67766537
Just wear your fanciest suit and wear a white fedora.
>>67766537
depends on how overpriced
>>67766549
http://www.storerolandgarros.com/stores/rolandgarros/en/product/roland-garros-panama-hat---ivory-navy-ribbon/157329
95€
I wish i was joking.
>>67765585
Agree. everyone loves Murray over here in Scotland, and while I agree he's one of the best int he world right now, he hasn't consistently won enough to be considered anywhere near the top 20 GOAT. It's a bit of a shame because Scotland is fucking horrific at sports in general, and when we get someone who can compete with the very best in the world and he has these three guys to compete against for all of his career.
>>67766563
yikes
twenty bings remaining
everyone get your food ready, open up your tenth beer and smack your wife it's yellow ball time
>>67766661
Made the resolution not to drink during RG.
Will I make it?
>Eurosport Player login error
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67766788
fuggg
french open grand slam
best slam
the courts are wet because the french retreated.
>try to login to Eurosport Player
>"error in the database, please contact our customer service"
>try to contact customer service
>"error in the database, please contact our customer service"
>>67766860
Delete cookies
Rafawinslol
>>67766882
If only.
>>67766869
Stil not working. I'm panicking here.
>>67766891
it really does feel like bot's year
>>67766905
Bitch on it in on their Facebook
>>67766905
calm down. format c:\ and install win7
>>67766924
What does that even mean? I have Windows 10.
>sound is shit quality and delayed
FUCKING EUROSPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
FUCKING FIX YOUR SHIT
>>67766933
nothing. I was making a cruel joke against computer newbies.
If you can't connect to eurosport than call them up or try to email them immediatly.
Stan the man will save us.
>>67766917
But every year is botyear now
>>67766946
>call them up
I don't want to speak to some Indian tech helper in Mumbai.
>email them immediately
Might do this.
>>67766924
Don't do this. Hitler here is trying to ruin your
Holy fucking shit. Makes you really appreciate TennisTV when you have to sort this crappy Eurosport Player out.
>>67766991
>It's that episode where he shills tennis tv.
How did you even get a job there lad
>>67766941
>That Becker trading AD
Awful
>>67766960
nah mate
his time is limited, he's got another year or two tops then it'll be all downhill if it doesn't happen even sooner.
>>67767009
Can tell you're a casual tbf. Djokobot is going nowhere.
>>67767014
He is declining already, m8.
Who /Popopopopopopopolololo/ ?
>>67767009
>what everyone said on /tennis/ just to get (you)s for 5 years
>>67767023
Not much of a decline. 2015 was just inhumane.
>based THIC Danka
TYBG, dem legs are getting all wet and shiny from the rain too
>>67767023
Younger generation are shit. Closest competition is an old man. A Spaniard whose knees have exploded. A serial choking mentally deficient Scott.
Why can't Djokovic keep his level for more than 1 year at a time? Why is he so inconsistent?
Can tell all the slam casuals are here since Nadal is winning the poll
kyrgios no :(
any streams that aren't complete shit?
>>67767062
I wouldn't call it inconsistent anymore. In the past yes but now it's consistently great. 2015 was excellent and the best season a player ever produced.
You can't expect him to hold that level.
>>67767099
>2015 was excellent and the best season a player ever produced. You can't expect him to hold that level.
Federer managed to get three 3 Slam years and two 2 Slam years in a span of 5 years. Plus he made almost all of the finals in the ones he didn't win. That's so much more impressive and consistent than what Djokovic has ever done.
Crescendo sure gives Nick a hard time.
kyrgios isn't even awake yet
>>67767113
Re write that. Can not for the life of me figure what that means.
>>67767113
Yeah If you take more than one season into account Fed has done better.
That still leaves Djoko at a level where he's better than his main contenders. Even if he can't repeat 2015
All of his somewhat recent defeats were caused by him having a shit day or Stan having the best day of his life. Except Cincinnati maybe.
Nice of the frogs to not bother turning up to watch their own tournament, as always.
How can you not understand what he wrote lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzCg7mLrfvs
>unironically watching non-team sports like tennis
>>67767186
I saw that on /r/tennis as well bro :')
>>67767186
lel
>>67767197
>unironically being so cucked by jamal that you completely discard tennis, a sport that you were once best in the world at, in favor of soccer, where you're forever going to be shitty, and hockey where you're getting cucked by finland year after year
>>67767197
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA sure made me laugh bro.
Goddamn, where did this Cecchinato come from? Kyrgios struggling and he isn't even playing poorly.
>>67766293
Be a Dutch
Never clutch
Sijsling and Haase has a magical ability to consistently lose tie breaks
How come some Spaniards go by the first last name only, and some go by both? Is it like a regional thing?
>tfw kyrgios will unironically win a grand slam in your lifetime
>he will do it for the mighty nation of lebanon
>>67767256
These sub top 50 smell the massive money they can get from advancing in a Slam. A third round defeat can finance an entire season for some players.
Here we go.
haha conduct warning
get fucked ump
kyrgiGOAT is always right
>>67767290
But he's half Greek half Malaysian
HALF GREEK HALF AMAZING DESU
>>67767303
they are all the same
bloody darkies ruining my country
/pol/ please go
>>67767303
Half Leb it is
What's he complaining about?
Sound is so shit I can't hear.
>>67767319
he was called for a conduct warning after pumping his fist and celebrating a point
he is being a sook now and chucking a wobbly
makes him play better though imo
>>67767328
No he got a warning for shouting "towel" at a ball kid
Still dumb tho
>>67767341
why is the ump such a cunt
fucking surrender monkey
I fucking love Kyrgoat.
Oh god that splitscreen worldfeed.
>>67767350
Fuck off from here please. Go back to your cricket or hockey.
>>67767328
>makes him play better though imo
He won in Marseille this year by showing no emotion and acting like a proffessional
>>67767358
mate, its a grand slam, us casuals come in hordes
>>67767358
>expecting a GS thread to ever be free of Aussie shitposting
you poor naive soul
Aussies are fine in my book because they gave us Kyrgod.
>>67767378
Seething at the casuals.
>>67767384
They're the worst lad. You'll see when we get to the final.
>tfw haven't done dishes for a week
>haven't cleaned my clothes for 2 weeks
>haven't cleaned my apartment for 2 weeks
>haven't watched the hockey even tho we are winning
>haven't been a social human for like 3 weeks
>no stable job only money for rent and food in June
But I have tennis and alcohol hehe
>>67767418
Are you going to go to tori when we win the hockey tonight?
>hating aussies
do you hate fun too you fucking dullard
Why doe Sky change their transponder frequencies so much. I have do a rescan every single fucking Slam.
>>67767446
Le dank aussies bringing bants haha xDdd.
>>67767418
Literally can't be comfy without the house spotless first lid.
>>67767455
The PAIN. I think mine does it automatically though.
I'm not okay with Kovinic's outfit
>>67767460
dullard
>>67767446
I don't enjoy reading shitposts.
>>67766955
what is the first panel saying about reddit?
>>67767469
dullard
>>67767430
Torilla tavataan :D
>>67767460
>Literally can't be comfy without the house spotless first lid.
huh, practical autism
I pride myself on never giving a fuck enough to do anything productive. It's only when my house is a complete embarrasment that I get of my ass and clean the shit up
>>67767485
this literally feeds my soul every time i feel like not shitposting
thanks moot
>>67767485
>literally sold his site to a gook because he couldn't handle the LE BANTS XD
Kyrgios doesn't look very white to me.
>>67767500
Nothing comfier than a spotless house. Food on the table and drinks cold. Get a comfy blanket. Turn down the lights and enjoy.
Didn't they have Hawkeye in RG? For collecting match data.
is kyrgios going to lose a service game.
im doing the rolling cheeky 1.05 bets on him winning his serve and am asking if you guys think its a good idea?
>>67767513
Yeah he's half Greek that explains it
>>67767529
Truly the greatest player ever.
>>67767529
>those roid veins
Who else /onlygrandslams/ here? Gonna be a good couple of weeks of shitposting tttt (to tell the truth).
>Paire
>Kyrgios hits a tweener and Cecchinato hits a backhand smash stop ball
>Eurosport directors decide to got to the ending of a meaningless womens match during the replay
>the woman hits a double fault on match point while we in small split screen can see Kyrgios attempting another tweener
I, for one, welcome the Aussie and Kiwi funposters to enrich our community during the next few weeks.
>>67767592
Just watch the court stream?
>Australians in charge of breaking
fuck you Kyrgios reeee
>>67767614
>he thinks I pay for a television or Eurosport player
I'm too poor, watching batman stream, the Eurosport commentator is pretty cool though. Having an old British man mumble statistics adds to the atmosphere
>kyrgios with his bored serve
This Cecchinato fella is pretty cool
dem splits
BEASTyrios
Poor Cecchinato, he works so hard in both sets, comes so close. But Kyrgios wins both
tyb kyrgiGOAT
d-don't scare me like that Kyrgios-san ;_;
Kyrgios is the master of tie breaks. Him and Stan are so clutch.
CheekyNeato BTFO
BIG STRONG American back to back US Men's Clay Court Championship finalist Jack Sock will win the Surrender Open.
>>67767863
>Is called Jack Sock
>Not actually a giant tennis playing sock
What did they mean by this?
>>67766293
Remember Haase has crippling autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6XobKBMhAU
0/10 break points. CHOKYRGIOS.
why are none of you watching kovinic/kvitova
casuals
>>67767904
What is he shouting?
>>67767917
what about me?
it isnt fair
i've had enough now i want my share
>>67767917
Turn that music off
>>67767908
did Kovinić use to have like a different hairstyle or something
for some reason I remember her as cute
Petra Kchokeova
>shitova
>dat eurosport djoko renault ad
kyrgoat gon goat
should make quarters
>>67768092
He'll have to beat both Gasquet and Nishikori before the quarter
>>67768141
literally who and some ching chong
ez boyz
>>67768141
yeah, he's better than both
muzza will probably have his measure tho
>>67768141
Gasquet will crumble and surrender as usual.
The chink could be troublesome tho.
Why do tennis players feel the need to choose balls.
They are all the fucking same, what's the fucking point. What a waste of time.
Are they autistic or something.
>Pear
>everyone is wearing a shade of blue
>>67768198
lol what a scrub
someone post that future top 10 pic
>>67768166
>>67768169
The Australian slambabies are here
>>67768173
Gasquet has beaten Kyrgios quite a lot, it depends on the mood of Kyrgios I reckon. If Nishikori is healthy I think he should fight away Kyrgios in R4
>yfw ben wa pear gets nicked by a bloody gypsy at his home slam
>Paire
Paire is a joke
>>67768207
>australians are slambabbies
fuck off chink, more australians post in M1000 threads than finns and we don't shit them up talking about socialism either
>>67768211
>Gulbis and Janowicz
>>67768211
nice list faggot
>>67768211
>tomic but not kyrgios
seriously?
>the city of Paire
>>67768225
If you aint no slambaby you would have watched Chink vs Kyrgios in Madrid QF, Kyrgios was serving and forehanding like a madman, and Nishikori still won in three sets.Nishikori's backhand is so much better than Kyrgios that Nishi is always the favourite in rallies. Ofc Kyrgios has a chance
>>67768225
>tfw Gulbis and Janowicz are two of my favourite players
>they are literally no where to be found atm
>>67768211
Real top 10:
Kyrgios
Zverev
Nishikori
Raonic
Coric
Djokovic
Murray
Thiem
Goffin
In no particular order
everyone give /pol/'s brave dudi sela you power to btfo that german rastafarian
\o/
>>67768305
>In no particular order
One has won 4/6 tournaments played
Hmm
>>67768307
>5'9 vs 6'3
When will they learn?
Wait, shouldn't andy murray and stan the man be playing today?
Or does the french open schedule work differently from the other slams?
>>67768357
All play tomorrow for some reason.
>>67768357
16 matches a day for the 1st round
>>67768293
lmao I actually did watch and posted in the gamethread
he should have won that match anyway, was the better player over the first two sets (plus dat tweener) and the conditions (ridiculous wind) really suited the jap - kyrgios will win if they meet at RG
>tfw no clay courts to play on
>>67768173
Non, Gasket is based he will beat Kyrigos and then lose in straight sets to the first of the Big Four in the tourney he faces.
>>67768307
>helping the jews
they've had enough help already m8
>>67768395
He will probably lose to Nishikori (again) in the 4th round.
>>67768429
No, Tatiana will be in the crowd screaming Allez Richard and he will remeber that slam win and power through.
Then in the fifth set a pigeon will get caught in a camera and scare Gasquet so he will wrap up the win ASAP.
who /Tipsa/ here?
>les banlieus de Paire
Will Laura Robson win a game in her match?
193th for jog on if you watch women tennis
>>67768462
Talking big sense
>>67768376
huh, I disagree, Nishi was better
was a great match tho, I'm hoping they play at RG
P A I R E
A
I
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E
>>67768531
Quiet, spastic.
desu honest I think PAIRE should play doubles instead
tbf i would buy the fuck out of the official towel if the price wasn't like 45 euro
Acestream 19 and 20 are looping a Eurosport advert, is there an acestream showing brown/sela?
who /slava/ here?
WHERE IS SHE
>>67768662
nishikori match
i can see her
will japans cowardly kei nishichoke will be able to survive italy's brave simone bolelli 3rd set comeback?
literally havent seen a ballgirl i wouldnt fuck yet
>only ONE channel on Hue TV
I'll have to watch those shit center court matches.
>>67768795
m8 I'm stuck with Heather Watson getting BTFO by her doubles partner
Does itv4 have alternative courts?
>>67768795
Lad get a Unibet account and make the smallest possible donation. Don't even have to play and you can watch any match you want.
>tfw I could be watching a game at the court but refused the invitation because I don't like the person who wants to go there with me
>>67768881
I bet all my money on a Trump win in November and now I gotta deposit more if I want to watch matches. With 0.00 funds able to bet with you are blocked again. Fucking jews
>>67768924
The minimum deposit for me is €5 and minimum withdrawal is €15. I just deposited €15,10 and withdrew €15 straight-away, got it back on my bank account after a day.
I don't see how Novak will lose this year
wawrinka isn't gonna do shit
nadal didn't get his test boost in time.
I don't see kei powering up in time
Is murray our only hope?
>>67769032
yes
>>67769032
He can lose the same way he lost in Rome. If he plays a five-set semi and his opponent in the final got there without giving up a lot of sets he's vulnerable. Hoping he wins though.
Acestream for brown vs sela?
>>67769032
There is one other hope
Fuck off rain
>rain
>france in charge of weather
>French weather
>No play for one and a half hours
where's the ROOF?
>watching glorious japanese tennis player
>go to toilet
>come back
>eurosport showing kyrgios again
Suspended due to rain I'm guessing?
Also, motherfucking eurosport, they have two channels, one of them not in hd. They are showing fucking men in spandex on the hd one and my fucking eyes are bleeding trying to follow a small yellow ball in sd quality.
Even Wimbledon was dry for 2 years now
>>67769032
Our hope is a fan stabbing Djokovic during change over.
>yfw the knife breaks in half and reveals a metal endoskeleton under living tissue
>>67769265
our only hope is literally kyrgios
>>67769292
Kyrgios is losing to Gasquet
>the """""grand"""""" slam of Roland Garros
Would you rather be a claybabby and be godawful on every other surface, or be average on every surface?
>>67769355
If it means I will win the French Open, or lose in the quarters/semis in all four slams. I'd pick winning a trophy.
>>67769355
>would you rather be great at one thing or mediocre at several?
only losers would pick the latter
>Matches will start no earlier than 4:30pm.
Local time, I'm guessing.
So in an hour.
>>67765158
>Federer not participating this year because he's old an broken.
>>67769423
I was thinking more of a semis in RG and 1000s and a nice amount of 500s and never past the thrid round in everything not on clay
>>67766307
how do i make her my gf? pls help
>>67769472
be rich
>>67769472
You have the right skin colour so you're already at an advantage.
helo redit
not a lot of interesting matches today 2bh lads. missed kyrigoat anyway. maybe dimitrov and troitskee could be fun
tomorrow is when the real RG starts 2bh
>>67769504
check
>>67769515
check
what's the next step????
>>67769265
>be Serbian
>get stabbed
it's called pulling a Monica Seles
>>67769566
You have to be a complete knob, Genie is a cunt who hurt Laura's feelings
>>67769566
idk tbqh can never tell with those rich snob types.
doubt she's into sugar daddies probably wants somebody who is more famous than her.
I heard she dropped her spaghetti when bieber did some exhibition with her
the goat: soon
>>67769641
>got bageled (6-0) yesterday (May 21st)
>GOAT
pick uno
>>67769586
but anon how can she be a cunt when she has such a cute smile?
btw lads when will play resume?
>watch the frenchbowl
>rain delay
>go to my club
>rain delay
>get back to my house
>frenchbowl still in raindelaylol
just rain my shit up mon amis
Kyrgios, seeded 17th, advances to face Igor Sijsling of the Netherlands in the second round.
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A ROOF
AND THEY ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT
They should just fucking man up and play in the rain.
Who cares about a few accidents.
>>67769814
It's about the wetness of the balls. Have you ever tried playing with wet balls? I don't think you have, else you would'nt have made such an ignorant post.
>>67769759
>seeded 17th
wew, go kyrgios. hope he breaks into top 10 by the end of this year
>>67769851
Dutch know all about playing with wet balls of course.
:3
>>67769851
No I haven't. So what happens if the balls are wet?
>used to play tennis as a kid but didn't really care about it at the time
>tfw now that I actually like tennis I'm an obese fuck so I can't pkay
I have made some poor life choices.
>>67770061
iktf bro
>>67770061
play it so you can lose weight
>tfw tennis game in 2 hours and it's nice and sunny
can't wait to lose in straight sets
France surrending to the rain. Pottery
>>67770061
Balls get waterlogged and heavy as fuck.
>Being obese
>In a bankrupt country
PAY DENBTS
>>67770079
If only you knew how bad things really are.
I'm short at 170 cm and I weight 160 kg.
Can't even walk very far.
Probably going to die before 40 if I keep this up.
Fucking food is going to kill me. I have tried diets but it doesn't work, my will is too fucking weak. Thinking of trying again, we'll see how it goes.
>>67770195
Holy fucking shit nigger. I'm 188cm and 110kg and feel fat as fuck, what's it like being you though?
>>67770195
You must be completely spherical
>>67770195
Ever thought of stomach reduction surgery? Shouldn't cost more than a few thousands €
>>67770238
Will you give him the loan Hans?
>>67770195
have you tried keto?
I lost weight easy with that
Why is everyone here fat? Get to fit ASAP. 187 cm 80kg master race.
>>67770195
>tfw 187cm and 68kg and feel fat
>>67770195
Lay off the moussaka Niko
>>67770314
Doing ket might help you lose weight but you'll end up with serious liver problems. Fun though
>>67770301
Maybe my view is biased by German standards but I know not a single person over 30 that doesn't have at least 5k savings.
Hell you even allowed to have 5k to apply for unemployment benefits. And even if you don't have the money the health insurance would probably pay for it since it's the cheaper in the long run.
>>67770314
m8 all diets are a sham, just exercise a lot and eat whatever you want
t. 5"10 68kg athlete
>>67770217
I feel like a big fat ball of shit.
Can't even fit in most chairs so I can't even go see a movie for example.
The part of the couch where I sometimes sit has lowered in.
If I sit down for a bit, especially on a hard chair, my coccyx starts to hurt real bad.
Because of that I spend most of my time in bed with a big tv across it which I have my pc and vidya connected to it.
Fuck man, as I was typing this I realized how sad it sounds. I need to change.
>>67770382
I'm 72kg 5'11 but I did keto for a month and veins started popping out on my forearms.
I lift 3x a week PPL
Wanna get down to 11% BF by August hopefully
>>67770328
Please eat food.
>>67770342
Pmsl. He means keto died you fucking crack head.
>>67770416
You should just buy an exercise bike or treadmill and use it while the matches are on. That way you won't lapse during winter.
>>67770416
If you want to lose weight swimming would be a good place to start. It burns a lot of energy and doesn't put much strain on your joints.
>>67770471
Not kidding but those things won't hold someone who weighs 160kg. They're just not made for that.
He's fucked, he needs diet and daily walks until he can do regular exercise, or medical help.
>play will resume not before 5:30pm local time
https://twitter.com/rolandgarros/status/734395838844243968
>>67770504
JUSTE
>>67770502
A nice treadmill has a limit of 230kg, cheaper ones have shittier limits. I've seen people who weight that much on one.
>>67770522
30 minutes more?
>>67770416
Don't know what's left of the Greece's health system but try get help. Physically as well as mentally.
>>67770551
Not before does not mean at 5:30 they will start.
>>67770504
someone from German ESP said it's probably going to be even later. Last matches have been candled already.
>>67770538
>A nice treadmill has a limit of 230kg
´Murica
>>67770328
I'm 190cm and 80kg and I know I'm pretty skinny
Barber: How would you like your slam?
Frenchies: Juste baise ma merde en haut, famille.
>>67770663
Reported for using a different language Roger
http://www.wetteronline.de/wetterradar?wrx=48.85,2.34&wrh=true&wrm=3&wrextent=europe&wro=false&wrt=20160522-1405&wrp=periodCurrent&wry=48.85,2.35&wrn=UGFyaXM=&wrg=07149&wra=false&wrf=false
Well shit
>>67770717
>wetter
kek
it's like pottery
>>67770195
damn dude that sucks. i don't really know what the most efficient way to lose weight is but i enjoy running. so if you wanna lose weight, you can start by brisk walking and then eventually running. it's pretty fun imo. take care, family member
192cm 81kg
no sixpack
>>67771164
>no sixpack
fucking casuals
>play will resume at 4:30
>it's past 4:30
>mfw play hasn't resumed
>>67770648
>Trying to help a greek lose weight
>Get called fat anyways
God bless
nice fucking tournament frenchies
>>67771241
yeah you sounded like a stereotype, sorry to tell you that m8
>Had tennis match scheduled for today
>Hasn't rained all weekend
>Hour before match it starts to rain
>Guy I'm playing asks if we should call it off as it is raining bad
>Agree
>5 mins later the rain stops
fucking kill me now
>Roland-Garros will never ever have a roof
I want to fuck Kovinic's meaty tighs
ugh
>>67771347
Soon it won't even have courts to play. I heard they lost like 3 show courts this year.
Forecast for the week doesn't look promising.
They're warming up :3
>>67771347
what a cool cat
>it's starting
h-here we go
pls no more rain
Oh fuck now I remember there will be these retarded trumpet charge sounds coming from the French audience. Kill me now
Literally every women's name in the draw ends with "ova". Nice slavbowl.
Give ya powas to da rasta mon \o/
>>67771576
>Literally
acestream?
>>67771740
Tuesday finals confirmed
>>67771740
JUST
I've been out since 1 pm. What's been happening today besides Kekkinato troubling Kyrgoat?
Poo merchant btfo
Anyone saw that rally?
Brave Heather Watson fighting back
what we watching lads?
>>67772132
The Jew GOAT
>>67772132
BRAVE English lions winning against Turkey. Other screen brave Heather WATSON.
I'm glad Safarova won, but her opponent basically didn't even show up.
>>67772132
I was watching Brown - Sella. Rainbreak now.
why is the weather so shit
Sock is pathetic desu
Just make Indian well as slam.
>>67772339
It wouldn't be an open without it.
>>67772170
Your brown girl isn't going to win lad
>suck
I think I remember they said they would build a fucking roof.
What happened to that?
BUILD ROOF
>sleep in
>turn on tennis
>it's fucking raining
Damnit.
>>67769672
>doesn't remember GOATkovic getting bagelled last tournament
>>67772522
it's supposed to be up by 2020, kek
ROOF PLZ
>>67772719
rofl
>>67772738
Pmsl lad.
Tous les matchs sont terminés pour aujourd'hui
Fuck me, see everyone tomorrow
If the new roof at Flushing meadows ready btw?
>Play has been canceled for the day
It's ogre.
Can't even post a shedule for tomorrow.
Here is what's going to be played.
Verdasco - Johnson (33)
Fabbiano - Lopez (21)
Stepanek - Murray (2)
Bourgue - Samper-Montana
Djere - Thompson
Basilashvili - Edmund
Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
Trungelliti - Cilic (10)
Sela - Brown
Martin - Munoz-De La Nava
Struff - Tsonga (6)
Lorenzi - Berlocq
Bagnis - de Schepper
Cuevas (25) - Kamke
Melzer - Bedene
Ilhan - Darcis
Karlovic (27) - Montanes
Isner (15) - Millman
Bellucci - Gasquet (9)
Querrey - Fratangelo
Dodig - Youzhny
Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
Rosol - Wawrinka (3)
Klizan - Daniel
Chardy (30) - Mayer
Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
Lajovic - Kudla
Schwartzman - Pella
Simon (16) - Silva Dutra
Ramos-Vinolas - Zeballos
Sock (23) - Haase
Benneteau - Pouille (29)
Kukushkin - Mannarino
Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
Muller - Baghdatis
Seppi - Gulbis
Sousa (26) - Dzumhur
Almagro - Kohlschreiber (24)
Ram - Vesely
Goffin (12) - Barrere
Cervantes-Huegun - Thiem (13)
De Bakker - Garcia-Lopez
Zverev - Herbert
Anderson (18) - Robert
Granollers-Pujol - Fognini (32)
Mahut - Berankis
Nadal (4) - Groth
Pospisil - Berdych (7)
Jaziri - Mayer
Chung - Halys
Estrella - Marchenko
Istomin - Monaco
Ferrer (11) - Donskoy
Tursunov - Bautista-Agut (14)
Mathieu - Giraldo
Coric - Fritz
Tomic (20) - Baker
Carreno-Busta - Delbonis (31)
Djokovic (1) - Lu
>>67773782
how are they going to fit all this in one (1) day
>>67773927
They probably won't. Some matches will be pushed to Tuesday. That if it doesn't rain tomorrow.
nice "slam" frenchies
how can a country be so poor that it can't afford a roof?
French efficiency. Embarrassing.
Looks like France's weather has finally arrived here as well.
how can a country be so poor that it can't afford nice weather?
Oh kyrgios
>>67774198
US don't even have one lid
>>67774369
Don't they have one now? IT was under construction last USO.
>>67774369
they just banned rain in america desoo senpie
15 matches starting at 11:00 tomorrow
>>67774451
is that early? when did it start today?
>>67766309
>>67766325
>>67766414
>tfw I wondered why no one was mentioning gilles muller
>>67774481
Luxembourg liddo
>>67774369
>can't afford a roof
>can't afford a wall
they're worse than the frogs desu
>>67774478
11:00 is the default EU starting time for most event unless it's the later stages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aODnNytEyFE
I do not have a gf
>>67775418
iktf my dark hued friend
>>67775418
lol fag
>>67775534
how many wives do you have khalid?
>>67775625
He's a Spanish imposter in Dubai
Add Serena on snapchat. SerenaUnmatched. Boobs galore.
>>67775625
>he doesn't have AT LEAST 72 wives
[email protected]
>Kyrgios match/re-run on NBC
Gay as fuck tbqh.
when's lisicki on?
i'm lisicki's lover btw
>>67777088
No trips here lid. Fuck off.
>>67765129
The suffering never ends
>>67777139
get used to me la'
i shall be posting here till lisicki is knocked out. :-)
>>67777187
No trips here lid. Fuck off.
Which country should replace the French and get an open? I'm thinking Germany
>>67777287
'no'
>>67777315
this. france is comfy
>>67777287
>Germany better than France
Top fucking kek.
>>67777777
Rafa for RG 2016
>>67777808
wow, not even close
>>67777808
what a waste
>>67770462
That joke just bounced over your head like it was served on clay
>>67777808
>>67777881
Don't worry anon, you'll do better next time.
Thread is comfy again
>>67777976
why is that cat so cute! ^.^
>>67777287
all the spectators will be raped by dirty mudslimes prior to entering the vicinity
>>67779649
/pol/ please go away. You're not funny. You never have been funny.
>>67779687
calm down ahmed
>>67777088
we know who you are, and we don't like your kind around here
if you post please don't be a cunt
>>67780998
Don't worry she'll get btfo soon enough.
Schedule is out btw
cocks
11:00 Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
11:00 Rosol - Wawrinka (3)
11:00 Klizan - Daniel
11:00 Chardy (30) - Mayer
11:00 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
11:00 Lajovic - Kudla
11:00 Kukushkin - Mannarino
11:00 Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
12:30 Djere - Thompson
12:30 Sela - Brown
12:30 Karlovic (27) - Montanes
12:30 Dodig - Youzhny
12:30 Schwartzman - Pella
12:30 Simon (16) - Silva Dutra
13:00 Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
13:00 Sock (23) - Haase
14:30 Verdasco - Johnson (33)
14:30 Bourgue - Samper-Montana
14:30 Basilashvili - Edmund
14:30 Ramos-Vinolas - Zeballos
15:00 Bellucci - Gasquet (9)
16:00 Martin - Munoz-De La Nava
16:00 Cuevas (25) - Kamke
16:00 Isner (15) - Millman
16:00 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
16:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
16:30 Trungelliti - Cilic (10)
16:30 Querrey - Fratangelo
17:00 Chung - Halys
cunts
11:00 Cepede - Lisicki
11:00 Strycova (30) - Hradecká
11:00 Hercog - Dominguez-Lino
11:00 Gasparyan - Stephens (19)
11:00 Osaka - Ostapenko (32)
11:00 Schmiedlova - Muguruza Blanco (4)
11:00 Georges - McHale
12:30 Buyukakcay - Sasnovich
13:00 Lucic - Hantuchova
13:00 Beck - Zanevska
13:00 Gibbs - Watson
13:00 Kuznetsova (13) - Shvedova
13:00 Vesnina - Brengle
13:00 Pliskova (17) - Rogers
14:00 Wickmayer - Dulgheru
14:30 Tsurenko - Garcia
14:30 Errani (16) - Pironkova
14:30 Diyas - Witthoeft
14:30 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
14:30 Mattek - Begu (25)
14:30 Vandeweghe - Broady
14:30 Vinci (7) - Bondarenko
15:00 Jovanovski - Radwanska (2)
15:00 Halep (6) - Hibino
15:30 Larsson - Linette
16:00 Zhang - Voskoboeva
16:00 Rodionova - Konjuh
16:00 Nara - Allertova
16:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
16:30 Zheng - Cibulkova (22)
16:30 Wang - Andrianjafitrimo
17:00 Dodin - Ivanovic (14)
18:00 Svitolina (18) - Cirstea
18:00 Maria - Jankovic (23)
18:00 Townsend - Hesse
18:30 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Siniakova
18:30 Cornet - Flipkens
>>67781182
England's brave Edmund and Murray.
>>67781182
fug, rafa's not playing tomorrow either
>>67781182
thanks btw
>>67781602
The winner is playing tomorrow.
>>67781663
you really think Fratangelo's gonna win huh?
>>67781182
Potential for good tennis tier
>11:00 Rosol - Wawrinka (3)
>11:00 Chardy (30) - Mayer
>14:30 Verdasco - Johnson (33)
>15:00 Bellucci - Gasquet (9)
Funny stuff tier
>11:00 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
>12:30 Sela - Brown
>13:00 Sock (23) - Haase
>16:30 Stepanek - Murray (2)
Watch Chung - Halys if you are interested in some future top 20 players
>>67781182
>implying the rain won't fuck up the schedule again
>>67782042
Dimitrov Troicki is a good match lid. Verdasco Johnson should have some big hitting. Agree on Stan. Belluci Gasquet is good. Muzzawinslol. Edmund looking forward to seeing in a slam again.
>>67782042
Dimitrov - Troicki and Bellucci - Gasquet are gonna be good. rosol's gonna get btfo
Thiem with a funky outfit. Could cuck bot.
Post Stans outfit.
>Wears all black, complains of heat
The city of Muzza
HEY
FUCK
YOU
Amped for klizan - daniel
>tfw day 2 matches will be suspended too and the open gets renamed to swamp open
>tfw frenchies even surrender to water falling from the sky
>>67794641
More likely than you think
http://www.accuweather.com/en/fr/paris-16-passy/75016/hourly-weather-forecast/179157_pc?hour=7
>tfw you watch rafa in slow motion and realize he changes his grip for every backhand
>tfw you generate some spin and see the ball get sucked to the ground
>tfw you will never have an atp ranking
>>67795127
yeah usually 4m behind the baseline for me
>>67795156
i don't know what you mean
it goes too far or you need to hit yours from behind the baseline like that?
there's a little bit of rafael nadal inside each and everyone of us bros
Since it's technically still day1 we might as well keep this thread until bump limit.
>implying we will reach day2 today
England's brave Edmund, Watson and Murray. Give us both trophies now.
Why is game set mats such a horrible show?
>>67796175
Because Mats is a gigantic faggot
>>67796175
the woman that's moderating with mats always has that facial expression like she's smelling shit.
maybe it's mats
>>67796224
She's lost a ton of weight since the US Open.
>>67796224
Schett is my main complaint. She's a really bad moderator. Always sounds like she is reading of a Teleprompter.
>>67796240
She's always been kinda bulky as a player
>>67796265
She's got that HIGH TEST bodytype. mmmmmhhhh
>I make it rain on them hoes - lyrics
>eurosport shows spectators with umbrellas
rude
No play before 12.30
>>67796349
until then the centre court is used as a swimming pool for every person with a ticket
Fuck you mother nature.
Eurosport Germany is such a bunch of amateurs
>>67796397
Wrong thread m8. This isn't /bet/ or /heem/.
>>67796397
Ha! You already said so.
>>67765754
>>67796397
>>>/e/
>>>/m/
>>>/u/
dumb bird, go away from the keyboard
>>67795948
Don't forget England's Brave Bedene. It's a shame Laura Robson is going to get rekt by Petko, such a tough draw
>>67796412
Standing up applauding this post
>dentist appointment in an hour
>just went for a 8km run
>No hot water for some reason
Welp
>>67782042
thanks
>no roof
>no lights
Nice grand slam you got there.
>>67796688
I think the worst is
>no matches
is it raining in paris? why am i watching the wawrinka meme shorts?
I almost forgot what it's like to see Djokovic lose when he's playing well.
whose backhand is better, novak's or wawa's
>not until 1pm
>predictions: games not starting until 4-5pm
If there's no matches played today, is it finally time to move the French Open somewhere else?
>>67796917
swap madrid open & roland garros
>>67782800
Dunno, probably. Stan and Rosol played in Geneva last friday. Stan won in three sets, so clearly Rosol has the capacity to make it difficult for Wawrinka. Pretty unlucky 1st round draw
>>67796208
>>67796175
Why do people hate Mats? I don't get it, his accent and way of talking is really comfy
>>67796997
I've never heard of him before this thread, but calling a show 'Game, Set, Mats' makes him seem like a douchebag
>>67797017
1. It's a decent pun
2. It's Mats fucking Wilander
https://www.google.com/search?q=mats+wilander&rlz=1C1SKPL_enFI424&oq=mats+wilander&aqs=chrome..69i57.5372j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>67797073
>&rlz=1C1SKPL_enFI424&oq=mats+wilander&aqs=chrome..69i57.5372j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
It's a terrible pun but I suppose he's earned it
kys france
they should lose their grand slam in favour of a country that's willing to invest in modern infrastructure
Every GS should at least have 1 fucking roof so shit like this doesn't happen.
>>67797172
Or move it to Nice or Marseille. Much bettter weather, certainly not raining, and more likely that the bot gets stabbed like Roger wants >>67769265
Apparently only on little window of no rain at 3pm.
Tomorrow looks fine tho.
I fucking love Roland Garros. The directors are such fucking pervs.
>it will never stop raining
OH SHIT GUYS
THEY PLAY TENNIS IN FRANCE
What are we watching pham?
Tennis channel says live
are they live?
>>67797515
Don't pretend like you don't know whats going on
>>67797565
eurosport is showing wawrinka so I'm watching this
>>67797565
'Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend m8' v 'Nobody on the tour likes you'
a.k.a. Chatshitbowl 2k16
>mfw I lost a three setter in tennis elbow. was leading 5:1 in the last set and lost 6:7(3). I'm mad now
>>67797572
The tournament directors? The ball girls are dressed quite modestly
>>67797601
Zverev, get off the internet and start training
>>67797573
>>67797581
Wawrinka and Muguruza games are being shown here. I guess I'll watch the Wawrinka game too.
Roland Garros? More like Raining Garros lmoa
>>67797626
at least they aren't sandniggers
oh wait it's france
acestream:
1cb5faaaef8165765a9d069ba13b20f4f9260ce2
>>67797633
xdddd
>>67797633
looks who's talking
btw there is something wrong with the weather lately, roofs or no roofs
>>67797646
alternate acestream: 46204e81564a4ad5f38f67aac8f3fab16dcfe94a
Has play resumed lads?
>>67797668
yee
Organisers having a right mare. His little French heart did not expect rain.
>>67797651
Global warming lid
Are all French people african muslims or just 99% of them?
>>67797685
Are all aussies wogs
>>67797690
The Chinese majority arent
who /DogsTrust? here?
Join me in degeneracy
Birdbirth tsonga and murray need to get up so i can be 20% into my $30 into $19000 bet
>ywn play in a grand slam
there's still a chance I can date a WTA Player r-right guys?
>>67797707
>punting on the RBA
kek
>>67797707
Muggy af
>>67797707
>Real Madrid
You're gonna have a bad bad time son.
>>67797731
gotta be init to win it m8
Stealthly put Guy, respect..
Rosol Wawa Acestream?
JUSTRINKA
>dat soft hit netball
how cute
>showing ads and missing part of the match
I fucking hate eurosport so god damn much.
Fucking kill yourselves.
looks asif rosol's havin one of his 'good dayz'
>>67797823
Why are they like this? It doesn't make sense. Fucking Wilander
WAWARINKA WHY
>stan the "man"
>>67797823
wow they literally just did that
Brown/Dudi having to wait for sloan stevens wth
>>67797853
they try to force sale their eurosport player pay2view bullshit with that behaviour. ads midmatch aren't even that bad. get your bodies ready for when they show cycling instead of tennis. this makes my head boil every year.
>>67797565
Who's secretly gayer, Rafa or Ronaldo?
You now remember that Rosol knocked out Rafa in the 2012 Wimbledon ;_;
What match is Eurosport showing? Currently watching Stan on ITV
>>67797888
Some of the arguements at change over are important, it's missing them that gets me, not missing a point or 2..
lel , lisucki is getting destroyed.
lisicki lover's never going to walk towards a camera for /tennis/ ever again
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>67797923
stan
Rosol second serve is a first serve desu.
>>67797920
that was the beginning of the end for rafa tbqh
>>67797945
>Becomes world number one in 2013 and wins 3 slams
>The end
>>67797920
FUCK rosol tbqh
>>67797960
>3
2 2bh
>>67797960
before that loss he had made 8 of the last 9 slam finals, winning 5
since then he has won 3 slams (2 of them french)
it was a clear marker that he was on the decline
>>67797978
Didn't he win French open 2013 14 and us open 13?
>>67798000
nvm i'm retarded
>>67797888
>they show cycling instead of tennis
They literally did that yesterday and put nishikori match on sd channel. Made me rage.
Also, is eurosport the same everywhere?
Here in greece, they have two channels you get with sub tv. One in hd, one in sd.
>>67798007
Retarded enough to ignore bagel trips during a tennis match..
What a shot by STANIMAL
holy shit that point
>>67798045
absolute mad man
>>67797888
>cycling instead of tennis
I remember when I was watching French open like 10-15 years ago they were doing the exact same shit. Switching from exciting tennis to Giro d'Italia or something in the late afternoon
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