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>relegation play-offs

today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)

tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
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gooooooooooooooooooood morning
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>relegation play-offs

today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)

tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
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>Ilkay Gündogan wird trotz Verletzung und monatelanger Pause voraussichtlich zu Manchester City wechseln. Die Ablösesumme soll bei 25 Millionen Euro plus erfolgsabhängige Bonuszahlungen liegen. Darauf haben sich beide Klubs nach kicker-Recherchen verständigt. Perfekt ist der Transfer allerdings noch nicht.
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gooooooooooooooooooood morning
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kicker said this but now seem to have removed it??
>Der Kicker erfuhr dass die Zahl der Fürsprecher einer Götze-Rückholaktion zuletzt deutlich gestiegen ist, sie ist jetzt mehrheitsfähig
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pls calm down
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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pls calm down
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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Is this an accurate translation?
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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>>67795479
Meine Posts werden dauernd gelöscht.
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>>67795488
How come 'Posts' needs a capital P in that sentence ?
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>>67795519
because it's a noun
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gooooooooooooooooooood night
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>>67795585
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
(i translated the name as well)
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>Suiziduhr
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it's a "translate things for the aussie edition"
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>>67795608
Thanks for this.

It's difficult to put into words just how much I appreciate this translation, but it's a great amount.
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Does the German who likes to make tennis threads frequent /bundes/?
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>>67795641
you're welcome

>>67795662
i don't think so
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>>67795699
>>67795668
Thoughts?
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>>67795740
he's wrong
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>>67795750
How do i explain that he's wrong apart from saying 'an actual German translated it'?
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>>67795759
just insult him or something. this is /sp/ afterall
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dreamt i overslept today, when i woke up i actually overslept
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>>67795929
ok
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raindrops keep falling on my head
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i really hope frankfurt stays up
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Guys, they're bullying us again >>67791996
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Warner
Khawaja
Smith (c)
S.Marsh
Maxwell
M.Marsh
Faulkner
Wade (wk)
Starc
Zampa
Hazlewood
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>>67795212
>>67795362
morning
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Just an FYI the twitter police blocked our twitter account for suspicious activity, had to change the password it's now Zerogoose with a capital Z
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>Borussia Dortmunds Offensivkraft Henrikh Mkhitaryan ist im Rahmen der jährlich vom Fachmagazin „kicker“ initiierten Umfrage unter Bundesliga-Profis zum besten Feldspieler der abgelaufenen Saison gewählt worden. Insgesamt 235 Spieler beteiligten sich an der Wahl, der 27-Jährige erhielt dabei 31,1 Prozent aller Stimmen. Auf Rang zwei kam Bayern Münchens Robert Lewandowski (22,1 %) vor Teamkollege Thomas Müller (13,6 %) und Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (13,2 %).
Customers on suicide watch
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english
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>>67796132
>stating the truth
>bullying
no
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>ellyse will never tickle you down to fine leg

why live lads
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guuuuuuuuuuuuten morgen!
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>>67796214
>ellyse will never clean bowl your middle stump

why live
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australians OUT
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>>67796264
please watch our sport
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>>67796268
i do but only t20
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>>67796264
'no'
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>>67796278

why would you watch t20 but not odi? it's basically the same thing (though I do admit t20 is better)
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>>67796285
i never had the chance to watch an ODI game. if i would give it a try of course
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Und schon wieder machen die scheiß Ausländer nichts als offtopic posten.
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>>67796290

Kek, you'll get plenty of chances to watch ODI's. There are usually far too many ODI's played. To give you an idea a standard bi-lateral tour is usually 3 Tests, 5 ODI's and 3 T20i's.
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This the official /bunda/ thread?
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>>67796285
ODIs are better, loser
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>>67796323
töten sich mein man
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>>67796324
should be 5 t20s, 3 odis, and 1 test desu
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>>67796323
shut the fuck up
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>>67796339

I honestly wouldnt mind if ODi's were cancelled completly. 3 Tests 5 T20i's would be good.

>>67796330
Nah. ODI's are basically T20's with 30 overs of boring in the middle
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>>67796345
It's those 30 overs that makes it better, since it's about setting the foundation for the memeswinging with something that resembles tactics
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>>67796323

kiss your sister, Mahmoud
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>>67796323
stricken Socken
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>>67796355

Except there's usually little to no tactics in that 30 over period. It is literally
>bowling team bring on spinner
>batsmen knock it around for 5-6 an over, don't take risks to preserve wickets for slogging in the last 15
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The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
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>>67796337
its selbsmord you imbecile
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germans you're supposed to respond by making a /cric/ thread and spamming it with bundes
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>>67796553
respond to what?

>making a /cric/ thread
i already did
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>>67796561
doing g*d's work anon
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>>67796553
but there is no cricket on right now
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>>67795354

i hate this fuck, always injured so glad he will go.
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>>67796580
Someone has to hold the door
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>>67795354

i hate this fuck, always injured so glad he will go.
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>Gundam leaving
>Hummels leaving
>Mkhitaryan probably leaving
tell me why dortmund isn't going to finish midtable/EL spots next season
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>>67796628
>hold the door
what did he mean by this?
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>>67796671
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>>67796628
HAHA GET IT? BECAUSE THATS A THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE NORMIE TV SHOW!!! DO YOU GET THE REFERENCE?!?! XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kill yourself Sven
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i don't get it
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Hodor
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>>67796719
>funny german
obviously fake
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>german
>funny
right...
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>>67796734
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>>67796719
>those eyebrows
jog on
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>>67796666

waste yoour quads on repeating some kraut.
why even live anymore
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>>67796671

the hero dortmund deserves
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>>67796756
manlets btfo yet again
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>>67796689
>>67796711
>>67796719
>>67796734
>>67796740
>>67796796
Verpisst euch
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>>67796796

imagine a man writing "love thin girls" and then mansplaining that it is ok.
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>>67796756
I wonder what she considers "tall".
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>>67796807
Probably at least 6ft, like most girls
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>>67796803
rüde
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>>67796830
But the thing is, girls (especially short ones) are terrible judges of height.
To them, 5'9 might seem like 6'2.
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>>67796841
Spotted the manlet.

I bet you have a tiny 6 inch cock as well that you think girls can't tell is small, lmao
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>>67796830
>

i am sick of your feet and inch shit.
girls here want you to be at least 180cm tall.
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>>67796857
rude
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>>67796830
is she balding
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>>67796869
wtf? she doesn't look anything like clare balding
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This is Manuel Neuer. Mr. Neuer is a goalkeeper for Bayern Munich and Germany.
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>>67796894
there is something wrong with the top of her head. might just be the picture though
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>>67796937

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
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>>67796937
i disagree
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>>67796950
superior pasta coming through


Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
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>>67796998
i don't like it when they all get posted in the same post
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>>67796998
>>67797011

you destroyed the maymay
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>>67797011
>>67797027
It was inevitable. Everything must pass so that there is room for something new.
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>>67796998
more pasta pls
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>>67796937

This is Vidal, or The Warrior. He plays for Buyern Munich.
As a true Warrior, he tries the best for his team, like diving for pentalties, or fouling to show who is da real Warrior.
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>game can literally go for 90mins and end in a scoreless draw

I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me, lads
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>>67796841
maybe in another country
6' isn't even that tall for young, australian born males and you have to be above the average to appear tall
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>>67797239
Australia literally have a smaller avg height than France. KEK
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>>67797265
It's all the fucking asians
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>>67797115
>>67797162
>>67797237
>>67797239
>>67797265
>>67797271
Ausländer Abschaum
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>you will never pet Hermans hair and tell him everything will be okay and the ausländer will soon leave while he mumbles racists shit
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>>67797408
Immerhin bin ich kein Ausländer mit narzisstischer Persönlichkeitstörung, der denkt Deutsche Poster in einem Bundesliga Thread in einem Sport Forum scheren sich einen Dreck über sein Leben als geistig gestörter Teenager in welchen beschissenen Land auch immer.
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>>67797162
stop watching Köln then
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>>67797488
yes at least you got that going for you
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>>67797265
because it's also one of the most multicultural countries in the world, hence the australian born bit

it's not uncommon to see a family of 5'6" migrants have a 6'+ kid over here
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>>67797488
Hals selbst
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>>67797546
>it's not uncommon to see a family of 5'6" migrants have a 6'+ kid over here

I really don't understand how he is this attractive. I've literally never seen one other attractive Indian male.

>most attractive Indian in the world
>best Indian fast bowler in the world
>is Australian

pick three
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>>67797575
Who? This discussion was on heights krazyfaggot you didn't need to bring your boyfriend into it.
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>>67797575
I see a lot at universities tbqh
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>>67797584

That's literally the point you mongoloid. He is 1.95m and his parents are probably 5'6 and 5'0
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>>67797584
What makes you think you or any other poo peelander is welcome here?

Did you get lonely on your terrible threads that no one posts in, so you come here?

You see a few Australian flags and automatically think poo peelanders are welcome as well?

You are not welcome here.

You never were.

You never will be.

You are not one of us.
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>Im Rahmen der traditionellen „kicker“-Abstimmung unter 238 Bundesliga-Spielern ist WM-Siegtorschütze Mario Götze (23) vom FC Bayern mit 30,2 % aller Stimmen zum „Absteiger der Saison“ gewählt worden. Positives Pendant ist der Dortmunder Julian Weigl (20), der zum „Aufsteiger der Saison“ (20,0 %) gekürt wurde.
>In der Rubrik „Verlierer unter den Trainern“ nimmt Thomas Schaaf, vom späteren Absteiger Hannover 96 eigentlich zum Retter auserkoren, mit 33,2 Prozent vor dem einstigen Stuttgarter VfB-Coach Alexander Zorniger (18,3) den ersten Platz ein. „Gewinner unter den Trainern“ ist Pál Dárdai von Hertha BSC (17,5) vor dem Darmstädter Dirk Schuster (16,2) und Julian Nagelsmann von 1899 Hoffenheim (15,7).
>„Positive Überraschung“ unter den Vereinen ist Hertha BSC (31,9). Bei den „negativen Überraschungen“ entschieden sich die Erstligaspieler mehrheitlich für den VfL Wolfsburg (37,0) vor Absteiger Stuttgart (34,5).
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Keine Übertragung beim BR
FC Bayern will Geld für Double-Feier
Die Münchner feiern sich und verabschieden Trainer Guardiola. Für „Irritationen“ sorgt, dass der Klub Geld vom Bayrischen Rundfunk verlangt. Der Sender lehnt ab – und streicht die Übertragung.

Why are Bazis such greedy fuckin subhumans?
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>>67797610
bullying isn't aloud in /bundes/
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Cricket Borussia Berlin
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is Tasmania, Australia related to Tasmania, Berlin?
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>>67797657
yes. the club is named after tasmania because the founders overheard some sailors in a pub talking about it
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>>67797642
It is now you little bitch.
Happy Bundes days are over for good.
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>>67797657
I've been there.

Well, I got to the door but wasn't allowed inside because I had no reservation and didn't know anyone inside.

Also the club was called Felix.
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>>67797662
>>67797676

Van Diemens Land was a much better name d e s u
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>>67797687
too dutch for the british

they ditched all the french and dutch names in WA too and replaced them with dumb english and abbo ones
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>>67797720
>and abbo ones

these particularly trigger me

I don't think I could ever live in an abo-named suburb

>tfw nice suburbs like Woolloomooloo are ruined
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>>67797629
we already had this yesterday.
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>>67797629
>mein Gesicht wenn die Bayern behaupten die Feier hätte sie €300.000 gekostet
Ging wohl das meiste für die 9966 Jubel-Komparsen drauf, die sich unter die 34 Fans mischen mussten
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>Wirbel um Bayern-Star Götze und Berater trennen sich
>Weltmeister Mario Götze (23) und seine Beratungs-Firma „SportsTotal“ haben sich überraschend getrennt.


Erste richtige Entscheidung in seiner Karierre.. als nächstes sollte er seinen peinlichen Twitter Account schließen
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Gehfotze auf Selbstmord Wache
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Oh wow, a guy like Philipp Lahm or Franck Ribéry have seven weeks of holidays coming. No training, nothing. They can travel the world for seven weeks.
Carlo Ancelotti takes over from 11th of July, starting with a training and hundreds of photos of which some of them will make their way to this club
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ever since neinhold left and let the oceanians in, /bundes/ has really gone to shit
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>>67795354
So basically Dortmund have 60 million euros to spend so far, and they have to
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>>67797845
Worst post in this thread so far.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU UTTER CUNT
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>>67797862
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>>67797855
Oli Torres
Berardi
Umtiti
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Should we make an Ausländer free thread guys?
Let the Bazis and foreign cunts rot in their own excrements.
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good thread alert
>>67797511
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>>67797874
I don't know any of those people
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>>67797874
>Umtiti
I think kicker said Dragovic is the current favourite to replace Hummels. Also that there's no interest in Torres.
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>>67797845
True. I think they will still go for a run every morning and maybe a swim later im the day. At least I can't imagine that Philipp will show up for the first day of training out of shape.
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>>67797948
do they know that they're going to rely on some kid playing his first pro season in the spanish second tier? just invest in torres ffs
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>>67797963
Yes
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>>67797942
Óliver Torres Muñoz (21), known simply as Óliver, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Atletico Madrid as a central or attacking midfielder

Domenico Berardi (21) is an Italian professional footballer who plays for Sassuolo and the Italy national U21 team as a forward

Samuel Umtiti (22) is a French footballer who plays for French club Lyon in Ligue 1. He plays as either a central defender or a left back. Umtiti is a France youth international having represented his nation at under-17, under-18, and under-19 level.
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>>67797985
Alright
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>>67797965
I doubt they'll leave it at just Merino. Apparently Tuchel gets to sign 5 or 6 more players. With 4 almost certain to leave, according to RN, that still leaves two signings, a Hummels replacement, and a Gündogan replacement. And that's assuming all the 4 that are rumoured to be leaving will be directly replaced with a new signing, because if Subotic leaves, they'd probably just give his playing time to Ginter.
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>Hummels, Alaba, Boateng, Lahm against Barcelona
I'm sure my dick can handle it
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>>67798024
>>67798032
I hope you die a painful death pretty soon
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>>67798073
there is literally nothing wrong with being muslim
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Another rest day at the Giro.
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>>67798032

He looks like he has been awake for 2 weeks and is wandering around in a bath robe. In any other circumstances the police would probably put you in the back of their car and take you down to the station.
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Why didn't Mats Hummels cry during his farewell speech on stage after the cup final?
He must talk about emotions all the time and never shut up when it gets uncomfortable.
I can't explain it otherwise because most people save up their emotions for these moments and everything saved comes up in one moment, ending in a delighted cry marathon
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We're all just waiting for confirmation of Vestergaard to Gladbach.
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>>67798138
I hope we will see some more Bayern news. A lot will go down _BEFORE_ the euros start, right? Nothing during and one or two transfers after.
Like snatching superstars
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>>67798091
Another shit post by Denmark.
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I can't tell who is worse. Denmark or Jynn.
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>still no Mats Hummels transfer picture
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>>67798173
First Denmarkassbitch, then you to be honest. On some days you're even worse.
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Where are the transfer pictures
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>>67798184
There is literally nothing wrong with me or Denmark.

>>67798196
Next year
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>>67798210
Thank you.
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The view is always worth the climb...
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Is Matthias Sammer a vegetable yet? Please respond
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>>67798242
Here's your response
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>this camera wrap
Every time

>>67798253
Thanks
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You know what I sometimes enjoy more than a Bayern goal? Seeing Thomas Müllers reaction to the goal on the pitch the moment it's in
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Kuba to BVB really?
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>>67798290
He was just loaned I guess, but Tuchel doesn't rate him and I'm afraid his time has passed.
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>>67798290
How old is he now? Leicester would be a good match for him
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>>67798348
Because they snatch all the veterans, right
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>>67798355
He is a solid player. Pretty quick and not work shy.
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>>67798348
30, going on 31.
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>>67798290
Dortmund lacked a player like him on Saturday. But I think he's past it.
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>>67798429
Which confirms he joins Dortmund on a free. Absolute mad man. Should invest in a nice Bayern loge next season.
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Why do Germans love furry so much? Does Bayern have furry parties? What animal would Muller be?
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>>67798937
Wearing animal skins and covering ourselves in shit protected us from the Romans. You should have tried that, too.
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>>67798991

We didnt need protection from the Romans though
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>>67798991
america wasn't invaded by the romans dummy
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>>67799007
>>67799002
hehe
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>VdB new president
>Frankfurt relegated
what a day
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>>67799356
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>>67799356
They shouldve put the DFB-Pokal in the background instead.
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>>67798032
>holding up the walk to take a picture

hashtag millenials
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>>67799356
he wasted no time leaving
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Darmstadts Präsident Fritsch zu BILD: "Dirk Schuster hat uns informiert, dass es eine Anfrage von Augsburg gibt."
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Der SV Werder hat sich mit Frank Baumann auf einen Drei-Jahres-Vertrag geeinigt.
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>>67799477
Dear god he is ugly.
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>>67796830
Savage
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>>67798429
Fuck yes
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>>67799356
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>67799373
Hello!!
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>>67799515
Darmstadt are going down next season and Dirk Schuster knows it. He can do literally nothing about it
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>>67799583
CIA and Doctor Pavel
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>Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, I'm FCB
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>>67799673

المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
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>>67799583
look! a shirt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy4R4IfbstE
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>>67799583

rummenigge always has this strange look
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>>67799742
Being part of the dark side does this to you
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Okay, so what now?
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What a boring final. Imagine if Hertha had managed to win their semi final... We would have gotten a game actually worthy of being called a final.
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>>67799802
wait for SancheS
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>>67796016
me too
>mfw betting odds favor a draw, mostly even odds for either team winning
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>>67796337
nice German faggot pls an hero
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>>67799826
there's already a picture of chief keef signing his contract
now we wait for the euro while watching roland garros
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>>67799726
he sounds pretty sad
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>>67799892

he betrayed his team and he knows it.
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>>67799218
jumping the gun, aren't we?
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>>67799892
He knows Cathy is going to blow his whole raise at the Maximilianstraße
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>>67800024
They will have a threesome with Götze's ex slag
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>>67799624
They already took his friends
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what ever happened to figo
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>>67800197
press F
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>>67799726
Gives me something to watch while eating
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>>67799802
We wait for more transfers and the EURO to commence
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>>67799726
he is a broken man

literally sold out and he knows it
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Rate my GIF
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>>67800484
gonna use that for tomorrow's op and pretend that i made it :)
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>>67800484
Hey, I made this.
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>>67800484
Hey, I made this.
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>>67799726
What is this "piece of art" in the background?
Not even a Bauer, but i think it would be kind of cool if it was composed of pieces of grass from pitches where great victories were won, anyone know anything about it?
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>>67800484
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would you rather see Nurnberg in bundes or Eintracht get relegated?
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>>67800585
i want nürnberg in bundes but eintracht not to get relegated

ok?
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>>67800602
FUCK THAT. BRING DIE ADLER TO LEIPZIG
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>>67800484
9/10
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>>67800565
I made it
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>>67800585
Nürnberg has an ugly stadium, Frankfurt has good fans and a good stadium so Nürnberg can fuck off

the league doesn't have to offer much in terms of suspense or quality, so it's stuff like that that matters, which unfortunately doesn't get better with shit teams like Ingolstadt in the league (yes Ingolstadt are a shit team shit fans (aka none) shit stadium, shit city, shit ugly destructive football no one will miss them once they are relegated next season)
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>>67800565
I believe it's composed of pieces of grass taken from the Westfalenstadion
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>>67800565
Grass? You mean the picture composed of the logo and club legends?
That's plaster and I think it's up in Hoeneß' office.
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>>67800984
There's probably more than just one
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>>67801031
Maybe they moved it.
Didn't he move to another office? This is really confusing.
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It looks like it could be grass painted over, it's shit if it is actually just plaster like that attention whore claims.
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>>67801031
>>67801058
>>67801068
>laying on the floor man
poor badstuber
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>>67801081
I also remember it bigger
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>>67797575
>most attractive Indian in the world
>not qt Bhuvi
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Well, it's the same thing
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>>67801138
It's clearly the same you fuckin idiot, jesus.
Just look at the drips...what a moron you are holy shit.
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>being this rude when people are just trying to help

WoW!
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>>67801168
>Indian
>Attractive
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
you "people" are just niggos without the big dicks and muscle definition, feel truly sorry for your race.
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>>67800650
a statistical analysis suggests that a 0-0 draw is actually unlikely, and any draw with goals will prevent Frankfurt's relegation. what predictions do we have for tonight's game?
>I actually think Frankfurt cannot win
>I actually think it will be down to the wire and Frankfurt will score a tying goal very late
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>>67801258
>Indian
>race
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>>67801244
How exactly did you help, you cunt?
Either you know about the piece or you don't, thanks for nothing.
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