Raptors vs Cavaliers Game thread #3
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KEEP IT GOIN
KEEP IT GOIN
>tfw no kissless virgin gf
NO VIRGINS ALLOWED ITT
>>67761291
first for banging chinks
Raptors in 6
>Apehoop
Thoughts on DeRozan this series?
first for anon will never get a girlfriend
canadians are by far the most autistic nation on this earth
>>67761291
9th for the 6
RAPS IN 5 LETS DO DIS
>>67761337
gif related
Canadian Virgins not allowed.
>Cavs might actually lose
Not even upset, I'm glad they're showing competition now. Lol keep it going Toronto, make the Cavs increase their power level
>basketball
>it's not a basket, it's a net
>>67761343
Missed me by just a few posts
>>67760713
Thanks to affirmative action, every NBA team must now have a white guy.
>tfw normies talk openly about their recent sexual escapades at work
>tfw nothing to contribute, just have to sit there and look like a retard
>>67761357
That's a coincidental crease in the pants.
>>67761337
best game so far
LMAO all these no calls. Jesus
>>67761353
The true shit posters have been hiding this whole time. Sorry Australia
>>67761360
These have been made for every country
>>67761337
Solid player on his home court.
>>67761360
this
but don't act like you're any better canacuck
How do you go from "Hey how was class?" to "When are we gonna fuck?"
>>67761359
You can't win in 5 since you've lost 2 games.. you can only sweep them in 6 or 7
Lebron the type of nigga to eat a banana with a straw
How the fuck is it even possible to be a virgin once you hit 20?
I'm ugly as fuck and even I had sex with some fat girls in high school, come on lads it ain't that hard.
Never watched basketball before.
I thought Le Bron was supposed to be good.
>>67761395
Hey, how was class.
When are we gonna fuck?
acne kobe is balling cant lie. if only manlet lowry shows up
http://www.strawpoll.me/10274662
>>67761395
By never asking how was class. That shit's beta
are persian girls virgin?
>>67761395
a six pack of bud light
Who /Paige/ here?
>>67761410
I only assume that they're saving themselves for their waifus or something
>>67761291
haha le pipe man
>>67761399
>dubsfag doesn't even know about the mercy rule
>>67761395
>hey how was class
>all right. yours?
>same. trying to find something to do tonight
>i'm free
>aight let's do something
propose a movie or whatever and bang. done.
>>67761410
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67761418
based tea
how many sugars do you have la?
>>67761422
persian girls are sluts
>>67761399
>sweep
>6 or 7
>>67761418
tea is for fags, m8
why do white people don't play on the playoffs?
are they that terribad at basketball?
>>67761410
I'd rather be a virgin than fuck disgusting fat sluts.
>>67761456
hownu.ru
>>67761360
I love how Canada actually views itself like this, because I'm pretty sure the rest of spee doesn't.
20 REBOUNDS
Never watched Canadian Apehoop before
I thought the Raptors were supposed to be good, and what the fuck kind of name is Bizmarckie Booyakabimbo
>>67761379
>at first the subject is sports/media/politics/technology/etc, you have a lot to say
>subject changes to sex
>suddenly you become very quiet
how long until this devolves into a dating and sex advice thread with basketball sprinkled in
is eharmony worth it lads?
i have a job and am planning to move out of my parents soon. i also planning to join a gym and get bigger.
>>67761456
true gentleman's sweep
Bismack is going to get fuckin paid this offseason.
>>67761445
>Trying to find something to do tonight
>I'm free
Post realistic conversations
>>67761451
Usually one, two if I'm feeling like a mad cunt.
GOATOMBO
LEBRON SAVAGE
>>67761480
>Bizmarckie Booyakabimbo
his nickname is dennis rodman, apparently
>>67761481
>>67761379
Who the fuck talks about that shit.
"Oh yeah I stuck my penis in that vagina. Nice"
>>67761480
>what kind of name is Bitch Smack Big Dong Yo
you tell me
>>67761482
It's already there.
Dammit /sp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10276806/r
>>67761410
I have a small penis
does this nigga channing tatum frye ever miss
>>67761445
>Trying to find something to do tonight
>lol don't you play those video games after class?
How do i get her to notice me?
20 Rebounds before the 4th qtr...
Jesus fuck....
>>67761484
no, it's absolutely not worth it
just use tinder like a normie
>>67761484
A friend of mine met her soon-to-be fiance on there, so I guess it works sometimes at least.
>>67761482
oh wait it happened before i even made this post
KEK
JOS3PHHHHHHHHHH
Was /sp/ ever right?
BANG! gets me hype every time.
OH SHIT SON
>CONCEDED A MEME 3
>>67761526
kidnap her kid
COJO
SAVAGE
LEMEME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67761470
Bitch, those fat fuck gave me the best sex I've ever had. Want to know why? Because they know they ugly as shit and want to make sure the man they have isn't going anywhere so THEY WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU BLEED.
THE WAY THEY SUCK COCK LIKE IT'S THE LAST LOLLIPOP ON THE FACE OF EARTH GODDAMN THEY KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST DICK THEY SUCK SO THEY SUCK IT UNTIL IT TURNS PURPLE JESUS CHRIST
>this clutch buzzer-beater shooting
GET THEM IN THE FINALS
COJOOJOJOJOOJOJOJOJ
lads if anyone is watching the game cojo made a sweet basket
BAAANG
memed
BUZZER
E
A
T
E
R
LeBron now 3rd in playoff assist ever
80% of JR Smith's catch+shoot jumpers in the half court have been guarded this postseason but his eFG% on those attempts still sits near 90%
CHEF CORY WITH THE SHOT BOI
COOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
>>67761552
>What betas tell themselves
>>67761469
boy are you drunk?
COJOCOJOCOJOCOJOCJOJCOJCOJ BULLY BALL ON JAMES
>Still no gf
>tfw your friend that you always assumed would stay single with you gets a gf
>tfw they're still together and you're still a kissless virgin
You guys are my only real friends
Is Quentin Miller the best rapper in the game
COJO
O
J
O
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>67761514
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10276806/r
weebs and virgins, whats the difference?
>>67761552
>this is what yuropoors consider "humor"
LeBron flopped on that shot too
>>67761549
The Hawks were winning in similar fashion, I think it was game three of that series too. Guess who came back in the 4th as a hero?
D A G G E R
A
G
G
E
R
>>67761580
what the fuck
>tfw thought the game wasnt on and you all were just shitposting pretending it was going on
am i retarded?
OOOOOOOOOOH BABY
>>67761528
I've been using tinder since february, occasionally i get matches and i got the number of one girl and she seemed keen for a bit but i fucked it up and wasn't assertive enough
feel like i'm not physically attractive enough for tinder though
Now I know why people call Lebron Lebitch
what a fucking pussy
>>67761583
what anime is that
>>67761563
Monsters
>>67761601
Severely.
>>67761608
He's gonna play angry in the 4th. Im just warning you.
>Losing to a Canadian team
LeBron is a mess.
why is love such a tease?
>>67761528
I love tinder. Its great swiping right to every girl getting no matches while you start to hate yourself more and more until you run out of girls or want to kill yourself
Raptors cheerleaders are hot as fuck
SIT DOWN LEBRON
>>67761601
Wow
>>67761609
Boku no Pico
who /Saturday Night Live/ here?
>>67761617
im scared desu
>>67761584
same feel with me rn
literally all my m8s have a gf or at least have girls on the go
i have nothing
;_;
>leading for 1 (one) game is the equivalent to winning the championship for canada
maximum cuck
>>67761632
i know it's not that you cunt
>no friends, irl or online
>haven't hugged a girl since elementary school (junior in college rn)
>haven't even stepped into a girl's room
I swear bros I'm not ugly and i have hobbies and passions it's just this cruel world and girls being cruel and without empathy
nice to see Kevin Love revert to form.
>>67761624
jesus fuck do i hate this feeling
the worst ones are girls I know IRL and getting confirmation they want nothing to do with me
it's painful
>>67761601
My first thought was of some drug induced paranoid hallucination.
Seek help.
>>67761484
Tinder if 7/10 or higher
Okcupid/regular dating sites if 5/10 or higher
If none of those... I hope you like your wife's son
>>67761625
>Can't see them because all the league pass feeds are malfunctioning
>>67761482
Did this happen often in live threads? Don't come here that often.
>>67761634
20/20 here fat chicks getting murdered in North Carolina
>>67761632
Don't look that up, I did and now I'm gay
NANANANANNANANA PATMAN
>>67761642
>I'll make up shit to make myself look better
>>67761609
Boku no Pico
>>67761609
yondemasu yo azazel san
All these luck shots, good for them though, get to come back after getting assraped and a bright spot before getting assraped again
>>67761651
literally who?
>>67761650
Are your passions Anime and vidya?
>>67761574
Curious question...how does a one become a beta that has had sex over one that's too much of a pussy to do it? Sounds like the real beta is the one that's too chicken shit to do anything.
at what age do you guys think the used-up stacys will start becoming more attracted to me because of my job and relative stability?
>Lead slipping away
>>67761514
>vote in my poll
>posts results
>another weekend alone playing games and browsing 4chan
Well, the Cavs lost. Their defense was worrying.
>kiss it anon!
>>67761686
30's
>tfw you know she's dtf because of 'haha'
Go raps
>2016
>wanting a gf
I understand sex, I want to have sex too. But a gf? Fucking why? Why not just fuck easy casual whores?
>>67761681
Since when did I say I was too pussy to do it? There's no courage necessary in fucking a fat chick. It's just gross.
why are burgers still posting?
>>67761674
No, they're music, programming, theology and drawing
>>67761656
streamboat. tv/@vstream
>>67761601
>mfw I am going to make fake NBA Finals game threads on nights when there are no games and samefag with proxies until people join in
>>67761694
you won't be watching any anime this weekend?
>>67761706
This.
>>67761710
Not everyone is a shitposter or a Cavs fan
Why are Canacucks still posting?
I genuinely think I'm slowly turning asexual lads, I just feel no inclination to go out and get a gf
how is this nigga rj still in the league
FUCK OFF REFS
You lads are shitposting about being betas and virgins ironically right lads?
Nobody is surely that pathetic!
>>67761609
One Punch Man
>>67761705
>Canadians
fucking refs in this series are bullshit
>poor as fuck with drunktard parents
>never had friends
>neet with mental issues
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>never been alone in a room with a girl
>can't speak properly because I haven't left my room for so long
And I live in Toronto which is considered the best city for having a job and the top 3 happiest city of northamerica
Why are the Cavs turning it over so often?
>>67761729
this
>>67761711
>Theology
I found your problem. Also, don't mention programming.
>every call rigged
>still down by 12
pathetic
>>67761711
Sounds pretty gay . Girls don't want to talk about theology and programming
>>67761342
Despicable
>>67761730
canadians are the most powerful race in the world
If the Cavs lose the series does LeBron Leave Cleveland?
>>67761711
>programming
That alone is autistic enough, but then you consider it a HOBBY. Lol
>>67761747
just be yourself mate
>>67761770
>America's hat
>Most powerful race
>>67761748
cause they're shook
>>67761773
Post them gayboi
>>67761737
I'm having a good laugh with it desu
>>67761773
try me bro, we'll find out if they are true tomorrow
>Kyrie
>3/18
THIS COJO DEFENSE THO
How far is JV from coming back?
>>67761782
More like America's handler.
>>67761764
What the fuck do they want to talk about?
Irving is the fucking worst.
>>67761747
dude speech is like riding a bike once you learn you don't just fucking forget unless you can only speak meme now in which case kill yourself
this is painful to watch
>>67761782
>canadas pants
>criminal about to run the country
this game turned sloppy as fuck and kyrie has no vision
>>67761773
>game of thrones
>normie
Pick one. Only fedora wearing leddit faggots jizz over that show
>>67761747
>neet with mental issues
>>67761711
>passions
>programming
>theology
Delladova is fucking shite
Aussie cunts need to fuck off back to cricket or whatever they play on that shitty archipelago
>>67761716
i'm down
Is this game rigged lads?
>>67761764
girls don't want to talk about ANYTHING except base and pedestrian tv shows/music! I don't tailor my hobbies to what girls are interested to, but for the sake of knowing, what DO girls like talking to? What new hobby should I acquire, strictly so I can use it to talk to girls?
Go on, tell me it's not something vapid like the latest beyonce or instagram
>>67761806
for you
KYRIE A SHOOK!
SHOOOOOOOOK!
is it a good idea to go on a contiki by myself?
i feel like I would get a root on a contiki, surely? I am thinking about something around oktoberfest
>Tfw I loved cojo on spuds for his hustle
>tfw I been watching the raps all season and am silently rooting for them to do well because cojo
good job raps plz bully lepoopypants
>people unironically thought kyrie the cuck irving and kevin dont fall in love were star players
>>67761813
>Literally getting fucked by America from both sides
>Would probably apologize to someone who stabbed you if their knife got dulled
>>67761801
Themselves mostly. Movies, tv, food random stuff but just keep asking questions about themselves
And that's why Kyrie is not top 10 players in the league
Kyrie can't even make the simplest passes.
>"Scoring" point guards
SWITCH THE WARRIORS/GSW GAME, CURRY JUST TORE HIS ACL
>>67761716
this sounds like good fun, one football forum I used to browse did this too when a game got cancelled
>Leastern Conference
>>67761747
Are you me?
QUICK WHAT MY FLAG, LADS?
>>67761816
I noticed.
Regilar season as fuck. And Lue let it go.
I guesd they gotta learn now before GSW.
Going 10-0 they were bound to have an off day.
>Raptors absolutely have to have home court advantage to win
Should've been knocked out the first round desu
>tfw only talk to girls off yik-yak
How fucking pathetic am I?
>>67761850
Jon Titor?
>24 year old kiss less virgin
>also have no friends
>because of no friends, unable to meet new people
>too scared at this point to even try anything with the few girls at work because I have no idea what to do or how to act
>probably wouldn't even know what to do with friends if I had them because I've basically never had them
>basically entire life is just watching sports
>cannot ever talk about my problems IRL because they are humiliating
>even on sp most people are studs
When do you think you'll get the courage to kill yourselves guys
>>67761842
>mfw i would
>>67761716
do the first one the day before game 1 for maximum mind fuck
>>67761830
>base and pedestrian shows/music!
just kys
>>67761866
is that the guy from that anime
>>67761790
nice karenposting britfriend
>>67761865
do you get their numbers and progress with it?
Merry Christmas /sp/
>>67761870
>/sp/ and his mom take in a playoff game
>>67761865
>tfw fucked 2 girls off whisper
>>67761868
Psychologist.
This game sucks.
>>67761870
>tfw don't love my mum enough to hang out with her and take her to the Raps game
>>67761830
please respond and tell me what girls like talking about
>>67761877
answer the question! what do they like!
>>67761829
sure seems like this whole series is. The raps have 70 fouls and the cavs only 45
>>67761878
>anime
idk shit about that, he's from the future, but it's all a retarded put on
>the best american team about to get beat by the ONLY canadian team
ameripoos on suicide watch
>>67761747
grow some balls m8 you're probably not even 20 yrs old yet, lots of time
why doesn't LeBron just make a couple quick 3's and put his team right back in the game like Curry would? is it because he can't and he has to pass off to Delly and Richard Jefferson in the 4th quarter of the playoffs because he's a beta bitch?
Are we entering the Toronto Choking Time?
>>67761870
>tfw you will never take your dads wife to a sporting event
How the fuck did that Jefferson shot go in
>>67761883
it's the only anime i've ever watched and i only did it because a girl in it wore our flag
i'm not sure where that leaves my life desu
>>67761884
Sometimes
>27 and going nowhere
>>67761887
We're not in July yet.
Kyle Lowry went from hero of Canada to cancer really fast
>watching the bouncing jew
>>67761917
>grow some balls m8 you're probably not even 20 yrs old yet, lots of time
27
trips decides the fate of my life
>tough shot
>literally fucking lucky it went in
my sides
>>67761908
They like talking about themselves. Just be a good listener and ask lots of questions
>>67761846
>one bad game
can the raptors just put the damn ball in the hoop
>>67761922
It would appear so.
>>67761916
implying >we wont choke
>>67761944
that's a dude
>>67761922
>Leading by 10 in the 4th quarter
>Most of it played at the Cav net
yeah
>>67761944
>tattoos
Trash
>>67761944
checked, who this semon demon?
>>67761944
>hardwood floors
>washer and dryer in apartment unit
10/10, nice
>>67761944
hideos lol
heres my girl
>>67761944
>What do you guys think of this slag
Looks like a trap
DROPPIN DIMES
DROPPIN DIMES
>>67761908
They like sports
>>67761947
unhappiness and eventual suicide
>>67761830
ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION
YOU'RE ALL NORMIES
YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS, SOME OF THEM BEING GIRLS, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, OF THIS ANGUISH AND RAGE AND NEVER HAVING A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
IF MY HOBBIES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH, THEN TELL ME WHAT IS GOOD ENOUGH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67761868
>even on sp most people are studs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
bro where the fuck do you think you are? /sp/ is the most normie board on 4chan but that's like the being the least smelly piece of shit in a box of shits. 90% of us are pathetic losers too, the other 10% are just here to laugh at us
>>67761944
thats a man
DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
>>67761916
the warriors are the best american team
>>67761947
just go out and talk to a girl eventually one of them will go back home with you
>>67761972
Someone gotta take one for the team :^S
>>67761291
Cavs in 4
>>67761708
You're still a virgin beta at that point, though. I personally wouldn't fuck a fat bitch, and thankfully I never had to, but since you're still a virgin you may have to lower your standards, or you may become the real life 40 year old virgin.
>mfw a sport canadians barely care about
>mfw we are beating the shit of the american team
my fucking sides, holy shit americucks on suicide watch
its 1812 all over again
>>67761990
not without curry
>Ghostbusters
>Female cast
What the fuck
>>67761944
Is that Lady Gaga?
>>67761908
There is one major difference between guys and girls
Guys derive happiness from themselves, while girls derive their happiness from other people. So like Guys get their happiness from their hobbies/lives, while girls get theirs from people liking Instagram photos, telling them they are pretty, tinder shit, etc.
So there really isn't anything you can pick up that girls will "like". The best course of action is to just get out there, and then if you find girls keep asking them questions about themselves so they can keep talking about themselves and make observational humor so they lsugh
>>67761972
*pet elephant
>ftfy ;)
this new Ghostbusters looks fucking hilarious. who else gonna /smoke/ then go see it in theater. I'll be at least a [7]
How are the raps doing? I had tickets for the game tonight by I was working so my gf went with her ex (they're still friends) and I am about to finish my shift
>>67761921
Just like he did in Game 1 against OKC, right? What an amazing series of crazy shots to put the team on his back
>>67761972
HIGH TEST
Against this garbage reffing and overwhelming negative press from you fucks on /sp/ and ESPN, we brought it to Queen James and the Cavs. Fuck the people who didn't even make the playoffs especially, how am I seeing Celtics and Magic flairs trying to throw shade lmao. We the fucking North baby.
>>67761951
so i don't even need hobbies to talk to them? then why'd that other anon say my hobbies weren't good for getting a gf??
>>67761977
really? i like sports! that's why i'm here, so why can't i get a fucking girlfriend!?!??!?
>>67762000
>American Reading comprehension
Shumpert is utterly useless. What happened to that boy?
>>67762008
upvoted
>>67762007
run along now your moms cooking curry
>>67762002
that doesnt even fucking matter
>>67761947
tell your parents to fuck off and apply for some mental illness NEETbux, then buy an RV with the NEETbux and be comfy
COMEBACK
>>67761981
Get a QT that likes sports
>>67761944
>shitty hair
>shitty makeup and lipstick to cover up ugly face
>shitty tattoos
I like the hardwood floors though
>>67762003
and the last scene of that trailer the gorrila is all black lives matters and feminazi propaganda...
the movie should bomb from just the youtube trailer comments
>>67761982
>what is /trv/
>what is /soc/
>what is /adv/
>what is /biz/
>what is /int/
>>67762001
>1812
Why do Canadians always bring up when American and Britain had a war? Sad, they think someone else is them.
Lol, good luck ever catching up now Chokeland.
>>67762006
i'm literally unhappy because of tfw no gf
BIG DICK
BIYOMBO
>pipe
>>67762023
you sound hurt friend. is something the matter?cavs let you down?
>>67762015
Girls don't have hobbies and interests like someone else in this thread said just listen ask questions make funny observations make them feel comfortable and secure
>>67762020
What happened to that boi
Name 1 (ONE) player on the Utah Jazz
>leafcucks believe it's going to be a Thunder vs Raptors Finals
Why does ESPN constantly pan out to that crowd of mudslimes outside the arena?
holy shit, how did he get to that ball
>>67761982
"pathetic loser" is relative
we just live in an age where if you're not out slaying disgusting sluts on a nightly basis and don't have 1000+ facebook friends, you're considered a "loser"
whatever a "loser" is supposed to even be, I have not a clue
BIYOMBO BOISSSSSSSS
BI-SMACK
>>67762014
Which part of the North are you from?
>tfw afraid to watch sports with a girl because I'm afraid of her fantasizing about the players instead of me
>>67762048
gordon gaywerd
>>67761501
"Dude I totally slept with that chick with the big tits from that Halloween party last night"
"Oh awesome. How was it?"
How is that not a normal conversation? Get out of your house every once in a while Canuck. Make friends. Sleep around.
Biyomboss going HAM
>>67762032
/adv/ is just filled with wannabe normies, and /int/ has more normies but it also has worse betas too
Comeback when?
>>67762046
This explains it. Don't talk about anything serious. Just let her talk.
>>67762001
That's an awful attempt at bait, because we all know what happens when Canada doesn't get their way...they riot like the little redheaded step-kids they are. Oh yeah...go Rapetors.
>>67761982
>90% of us are stupid losers
doubt it 2bh m8
Am I a normie /sp/?
>70k salary
>my own downtown condo
>7/10 wife material gf
>fiber optic internets
>4K tv
>most expensive Netflix subscription
>30k limit on visa & 20k limit on Mastercard
>750 credit score
>20k student loan
>10k in TFSA 100% stocks
>motorcycle license
>>67762048
Hordon Gayward
>>67762050
Propaganda.
>>67762048
Raul "Most attractive man in the league" Neto
>>67762032
i'll give you /soc/. /trv/ and /adv/ are mixed bag, /biz/ is as about as normie as /sci/, that is its a bunch of autists pretending to be successful. /int/ is literally /r9k/ with flags
Ever notice how LeBron literally has no game?
>>67762058
lol what a pussy. I bet you dont look at other women either.
>>67762078
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
And done.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
BIYOMGOD
>>67762086
>/sci/, that is its a bunch of autists pretending to be successful
lol, that's accurate
>>67762073
but canada is peaceful and multiculturally open and calm!
4 DA LAND
So where are all the people that were bitching about LeBron's flop? Still in denial that every player does it?
>>67762048
Dante Sexum
BIYOMBOSS
can't bitch slap the bismack
>>67762078
Rent or own your condo?
the bismack biyombo game
>The city of LeCuck James
BIYOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GOD 6 points 40 rebounds 30 blocsk
is Bismack Biyombo the worst player LeBron has made look good due to his choking and inability to take over important games?
>>67762073
so fucking assblasted
stay mad and mexican
>>67762048
Hayward
Neto
HOod
Favors
Burke
Gobert
Ingles
>Craptors literally cannot win a game without home court and refball
>>67762048
Without looking
>gordon hayward
>rudy gobery
>trevor Booker
>Dante Exum
>Lyles
>>67762078
>motorcycle license
it was all going so well
>>67762078
Nope but you are a faggot if you only have 10k in your tfsa at this point and you ride a cuckcycle.
Lmao Lowry just got sniped... They should call this sport flopketball
BIGSMACK
wtf was that flop
should have hacked biyombo while they still had time imo
>>67762011
Cucked
>>67762078
no your a sheep living your robot life.Try chaasing some dream and not worry about what people think of you
>>67762078
>job
>gf
>doesn't live with parents
Yup normie
I can't believe the Raptors are about to kill the Cavs winning streak
>>67762078
>read first line
'yes'
>>67762130
biyombo is literally the best centre of all time
>>67762048
Derrick Favors
I think?
BIYOMBOIIIIIIII
>>67762048
Malone
This nigga Biyombo at least 28. No way is he 23.
>>67762048
Rudy Gobert
BIYOMBO PLAYING 4D CHESS AROUND THE RIM
Is it better to lie to girls about my lack of previous gfs or be honest?
Put me in coach
>>67762078
A FUCKING LEAF???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>67762130
Yes. Biyombo is just a poor man DeAndre Jordan
>>67762133
>reminder the league backed cavs cant even sweep the raptors
>Raps fouls: 70
>cavs 45
>no one cares about raptors flopping
?
If you didn't take the Raptors +10 then you know nothing about the NBA.
Seriously though, fuck Canada
>inb4 4-2
>>67762078
Kill yourself.
>>67762159
obviously. All of the ages from africans are dubious just like ibaka
>>67762127
LeBeta
LeFlop
LeChoke
LeCuck
LeCramp
LeChuck
LeBald
LeFail
LeBronze
LeBrick
Le2-4
what else?
>>67762131
I just said go Rapetors, so obviously I'm pulling for Toronto dumbass.
>>67762171
>wanting to date girls who are degenerate enough to care or even ask about that
Fucking LeBron at it again
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA
>>67762122
Rent. Planning to buy either later this year or early next year
>>67762180
Why would Cavs sweep Raptors when they can finish their conference championship at home?
LEFLOP James
>LEFLOP
>>67762184
Took raptors ML and +8.5
And i know nothing about the nba
>>67762171
Much better to lie. Dont let her know ur a loser she will find that unattractive af
source: Faked it til i made it
>>67762171
Be honest. I was and she was into it.
>LEBETA
>>67762194
I feel like that's a pretty common normie question desu
>>67762048
Hayward
Lyles
Booker
Exum
Joe "MACCABI" Ingles
Rudy "OVERRATED" Gobert
Favors
Alec "Blake" Burks
Burke
Raul "Starts game, 22 minutes, 4 points" Neto
L E F L O P
E
F
L
O
P
>le ref baby
LeBitch B T F O
LEPOOPY PANTS JAMES
acting like a bitch
>>67762078
>70k canadian cuck dollars
>about 40k usd
Oh i am laffin
that biyombo nigga has some real legit motor skills, WOWZA
>LeFlop
biyombo fucked him up good
>LeLandMan
>Biyombo
Get this hothead outta here!
>lebitch flexing after a field goal
>leflop after a hard foul
>>67762078
ok this has genuinely upset me so i'm going to leave this thread. i hate being poor, fucked credti, being damaged, being ugly, being alone.
god i fucked up my life. shitty fucked up childhood, parents who never gave a shit about me, depressed, isolated and alone
fuck i hate my shitty shitty life
>>67762214
right, and normies are degenerate (yeah I know it's a /pol/ buzzword but it's true)
literally how isn't that a flagrant? he chokes him as he goes to the hoop
REFBALL
SILVERBALL ENGAGED
FLAGRANT.
Post yfw the same thing happens to curry and people bitch that the refs aren't harsh enough with the penalty
Wish someone would just end JVG desu
LEGODFAGS CAN SUCK A DICK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>inb4 Mutambo knocks out leflop
i seriously want some of whatever van gundy is smoking
>>67762215
Rudy Gobert is underrated not overrated faggot. Best rim protector in the NBA
>times change
>le """"""most physical nba player of all time"""""
>biggest flopper in the league
this semen slurping sport isn't for me family
>>67762232
when is mozgov gonna come out and snap this bitch biyombo in half
>ft margin even
>lead by 10
>ft margin -22
>lose by 20
Refball
should have T'ed Lebitch for flopping smdh
>>67762048
Stockton
around the neck = flarant-1 imo.
How the fuck do they watch that replay and call a flagrant. Based Van Gundy calling out this rigged ass league.
>>67761842
>both sides
I take it you don't subscribe to Euclidian geometry, do you
ACTIVATE IT
>>67762272
how is that a flop? why are Canadians allowed to be apart of the nba and ruin it?
THAT WAS A FUCKING TRAVEL FROM IRVING
is Irving any good, he seems to be just shit and have some "black swag"
Activate it.
>tfw when based Raptors sweep in 6
>>67762260
Seconded.
>We don't want flopping but we almost have to flop.
>>67762286
t. Cuckland fan
>>67762239
we could use some hotter heads around here
So cavs strategy is to become james harden?
>>67762261
His Defense is pretty overrated by some fans, It's not as good as it was last year
Van gundy is based. Is mutambo/miyambo related
>>67762268
they need to save him for stomping on steph's ankles or KD's foot
this butthurt commentator my fucking sides
HOLY SHIT HE MISSED.
>>67762261
he didn't improve as much as he should have offensively-wise, though
a player aiming for a 120 millions dollars contract should do more
i am laffin
based biz keeping lebitch out of the paint now lmao
>all those rebounds
>flagrant foul
>doesn't give a shit
Lads, is Biyombo going to be Rodman 2.0?
Who is happy as fuck at this blow out
>>67762301
pacers fan actually.
Just because i don't hate lebron for no reason means i have to be from that cursed city.
>>67762310
>he doesn't know van gundy rants every game
N00b
FUCK CLEVELAND
Damn Cojo is killing it
>>67762281
>Euclidian geometry
does that even hold on the globe?
longitudinal lines aren't parallel
>leflop James
WE DA NORF
WE ARE ALL WITNESS
RAPTORS BEST TEAM IN THE EAST
GET FUCKED LEFLOP
>>67762261
the Jazz utilize him so fucking badly
>>67762329
one can only hope.
BIZ is that DUDE
>>67762329
mutuombo/rodman combo for sure
>the entire city of da land
>>67762333
Checked my man
Whos better? Thompson or Biyombo?
>Biyombo makes 2mil/year, Thompson has a 90million contract.
>He actually thought Leaveland was good
Kyrie sucks
>Irving
>>67762242
Anon I had a shitty fucked up life too. My mother abused me and my father is a cuck (I don't think he's my real dad). But apparently I made it. Don't give up.
Remember that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>67762305
But it was as good as last year. Held opponents to 40% at the rim both years, best in the league both years.
Yo seriously does Michael Jordan hate black people?
He gave up biyombo to draft fucking frank Kaminsky
Boom boom boom let me hear you say heyo
FUCK
YOU
BRON
BRON
....motherfucker plays agressive then flops like an italian soccer player when he's fouled.
>>67762341
Actually, you're right. It's elliptic geometry on the globe
>Kyrie shooting 15%
>Kevin Love 11%
Have two players ever been more overrated in the history of the game?
LEKEK
E
C
U
C
K
Kyrie has been fucking trash this game.
Why couldn't he play this shit against the based pistons?
>LeFlop
>LeBitch
>>67762333
me desu
>toronto's best player injured
>can't even sweep them
hahahaha """"""""""""wow""""""""""""
I had over $100 on Cavs -5.5 fuck my life
FUCK CANADA AINT NOTHING GOOD ABOUT YOU FUCKING MOOSE FUCKERS!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO FOR THE SWEEP YOU ONLY WINNING THIS GAME! FUCK BACK TO FUCKING YOUR MOSSES AND YOUR FUCKING ICE HOCKEY FUCK THE RAPTORS!
>>67762329
One decent game is not a career
lebron literally crying what the fuck
biyombo is a killer
>dahntay Jones is still playing
>Kobe isn't
Fuck this gay earth tbqh
>>67762379
>ywn have a qt gf as qt as her
>>67762371
Cool, Roy Hibbert did that too.
If you can't score you just arent a max player in the nba.
Where the FUCK is Drake?
>(You) get a gf
>Da Land gets a chip
What happens first lads?
>>67762372
Yeah man, he won't take pictures with no niggas
GOD BLESS THE 6
>>67762370
You bet 5k and won 100? Hwhat
>>67762401
Breath anon. This will pass
>>67762400
>betting on spreads
>ever
ishygddt
EVEN THE REFS COULDNT WIN THIS FOR LEFLOP JAMES
THAT FLOP IS HIS LEGACY FUCK YOU LEBRON YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>67762400
Game 4 go large on the cavs to make your money back
oh shit it's tall gawky white people time.
>>67762415
eating dick
>10-1
>>67762401
>>67762401
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the cabs might never win another game again
>>67762416
Niether
>>67762400
Just hit Cavs at whatever number comes out for game 4.
JUST
>>67762379
Who is this smeggy meggy?
>>67762415
with some ugly sheboon courtside
>>67762416
Da Land getting a hip
Don't like my chances of getting a gf any time soon ;_;
>16-0
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>67762416
He thought they would lose. If Toronto wins on Monday he'll be at every game. He's the definition of bandwagon
>>67762414
Roy Hibbert never did that retard. And I never said Gobert is a max player, I said he's the best rim protector/defensive center in the league and he is.
25
TWENTY FIVE
REBOUNDS
BASED BIZ
>raptors win one game
>HURRR LEBRON THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD
Are raptors fans the dumbest in all of sports?
>10-1
>10-1
>10-1
NNNNOOOO
Drake just posted this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFsYINCDQGX/?taken-by=champagnepapi
This nigga is a bitch
>>67762372
Jordan has never been really insightful as a manager or owner
>Kwame Brown
>this turns into a 7 game classic for the ages
Incredible. Who would have guessed.
RIP bismack's biyombos
Ded
>Winning one game is literally the equivalent of winning a championship to Canada lol
>not being able to sweep two teams and just barely squeaking by is """""good""""
Enjoy your shitposting though
>CAVS
As I sat there in my XXL esports branded gaming chair, Fanta orange soda dribbling through my neckbeard, I watched LeBron flop to the floor. I watched his technique, his masterful knowledge of the art, the way he looked back where he was landing before hit the floor. I watched the way he tried to cheat and do anything to win even down by 10+ with only a couple minutes left in the game. I watched the way he flexed to the enemy crowd after a soft and-1 foul, as if he had just won a boxing match. I was truly inspired The King's™ greatness, I felt like anything was possible. LeGod has opened the path, he guides our way. With him on our side, /sp/, I know we're all gonna make it.
LOL he got hit in the nuts
I WAS SO WORRIED HAHAHAHHAH
BIYOMBO IS DEAD.
F.
>>67762467
>not being a prisoner of the moment
>not overreacting to everything in sports
Is this your first time watching a game?
>>67762416
The heat death of the universe.
>MFW people compare Leflop to Jordan
>biyombo injured
Get fucked Raptors. You win the battle, but lose the war
Biyombo you tard
>Cavs take out Biyombo while the confetti goes off
mob as fuck
>10-1
>biyombo injured
NOOOOOOO
>>67762461
he did in 2012 you dumb fuk
>babbies first season watching basketball
>>67762488
KEKLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BIYOMBO DED
RUP
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
BIZ MASSIVE DICK GOT HIT
>>67762401
Don't worry Cavs can still sweep in 5.
FOR
KILL THIS MAN
>>67762467
Yes. You won't see even one of these faggots Monday though. Not around 10 pm anyway.
>>67762506
he just got hit in the nuts you woman
>>67762243
As opposed to who? NEETS who jerk off to drawn images they call "waifus"? Get some perspective.
I know your stream is late, so I'll tell you
Bizmack is okay
>>67762504
i can't breathe
>>67762476
>7
Yeah, this is going 5 games
DA LAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jones wanted his dick post game, that was the sign
>tfw a stadium will never cheer for you after getting hit in the balls and getting back up
>LeBeta and the Cavs choked
>>67762544
>masturbating to your waifu
that's degenerate as fuck
>>67762544
Reporting
i said it a hundred times: Raptors +6 was ez money today.
you guys don't know Silverball
FUCK DALAND
HAHA
>>67762537
holy shit you are angry, how does it feel living in the anus that is known as Cleveland?
Cavs goon squad making sure Biyombo doesn't fuck them over again
>Biyombo was born in Africa at the age of 16 at a youth tournament in Yemen.
>you will never get a happy headpat from Derozan
>>67762558
>tfw you don't have balls
Are "be aggressive" the biggest buzzwords in the NBA?
KYRIE TORN PECTORAL MUSCLES
BOOK IT
AHAHHAH
>>67762516
im not that poster but if roy hibbert did that at 22 years old and wasnt a flameout then he wouldve been a max player
>>67762518
I'm actually glad Craptors beat the Cavs, it forces them to play even better next time. I'm glad the Raptors actually decided to show up because simply watching them get absolutely ass-raped was slightly boring. And now idiots can stop talking about "muh cakewalk"
>>67762398
JV is not our best player dude
>>67762443
https://www.instagram.com/p/rvYp6dQsGH
>>67761837
Lots of aussiefags going alone on contiki. Go for it.
>>67762611
but he is
CAVAQUEERS BTFO
GOLDEN STATE HERE WE COME
What a wuss, couldn't take a hit in the nads
>>67762578
>lol u mad
Old and busted memes, Canacuck
>>67762467
No that would be AFL and NRL fans.
>>67762611
for real he's not even your best center
>>67762570
>Raps get raped by the refs and still btfo cavs
>Silverball
>>67762662
>Silverball
>>67762570
wtf is silverball
>>67762473
Lmao
>oh they're not getting swept? Flying down for game 4,I'm a fan a I swear
>>67762662
>given literally every non-call at the rim
>getting raped by refs
ITS A 9 NOW
>>67762473
>this is every toronto """""""""""""""""""""""""""""fan""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Feels so much better watching your team win at home.
Game 5 coming soon.
>>67762692
Raptors fouls 17
Cavs fouls 10
And this is in a league where every game is rigged for the home team. ESPN so mad they don't get their sweep narrative.
>>67762653
This
>>67762642
No
>>67761395
Y are you even starting with that? Who gives a shit just ask out n fuck her
>>67761524
Underrated post
>>67762504
nigger.
