Raptors vs Cavaliers Game thread #2
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Drizzy wishes he was here edition
>no kyle lowry
>raps up 16
get rid of that quitting cancer piece of shit. was holding us back this whole time
Are the cavaliers just a meme?
>LeFlop James
Cavs getting BTFO
LEBRON DOWN
WEBM OF LEBRON FALLING NOW
>LEBRON FLOP AGAAAAAIN
LMFAOOO LEBRON JAMES FLOPPED ON HIS OWN TEAM-MATE HOW BETA CAN YOU BE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
wtf?
i leave for fucking 5 minutes and the cavs are getting btfo
THAT ONE WAS FOR JOSE
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
hahahahaha
IT'D HAPPENING
WE GOT A FIGHT HERE BOYS
is okcupid more for getting a gf or just for casual hookups?
>LeShit Stains flops because his own team mate hits him
JUST
CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT
LEBRON DEAD
RIP CLEVELAND
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>City full of niggers getting beat at niggerball by a city full of asians
oh i am laffin
Raptors shooting is ridiculous right now, they're just hitting everything
LMAO James flops to getting hit by his own player
>flopping on your own man
WHAT!?!?
>LeFlop
>Dive floor
who's acting now huh
>FLOPPING FROM YOUR OWN TEAMMATE
Biyombo never played like this for Charlotte.
LEFLOP
>>67759826
>a jewish nigger is your most famous fan
>he liked the Miami Heat more than he ever with the Raptors
>Canada
> Leflop James 2/2 this game
>dat dive
>Cav get all the refball
>losing to the Raptors by 20
LEFLOP DOES IT AGAIN
SHAQTIN
>>67759931
>Girls
>Wanting anything to do with you
>BULLSHIT
>BULLSHIT
MAN DOWN
SNIPER IN THE BUILDING
HE STRIKES AGAIN
LMAOOOOO
>DENIGGER CARROLL
>swearing on live TV
Classy mapleniggers
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED BRON EMBELLISH THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING APE
There has actually never been a human being more beta than LeBron James.
LeFlop James
Flopping from his own teammate
You can't make this shit up lmao
>LE FLOP JAMES
>LeFlop
disgraceful player
>Raps play dirty
>>WAHH CAVS GET REFBALL
Literally nothing wrong with what LeBron did.
lol flopping off his own teammate
lol bullshit chants
seriously craptors and canacucks need to fuck off and LOSE already
we already know that the cavs have no chance in the finals, but we need them to enter the finals undefeated in the playoffs for maximum shitposting
it would literally be the nba's 18-1 if the cavs entered the playoffs 12-0 only to get swept by the warriors
FUCK OFF CRAPTORSSSS
>flopping on a hit from your teammate
>crowd chants BULLSHIT
Oh, Cleveland.
IM LITERALLY CRYING AHAHAHAHAHAH
Leflop
>le crab
LEBRON SHOULD LITERALLY GET A FLOPPING TECHNICAL HERE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
bimbo nigger is such a typical spearchucker hot head. zero brain all braun
LEBRON IS SUCH A BITCH TINY DICK BETA FAGGOT
>>67759826
LMAO
HE SOLD THE FUCKING FLOP LIKE HE GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR
LMAO
WHAT A DIVE LMAO IS THIS DIVEGRASS
I hope Lebron's okay.....
>>67759931
Mostly inter species beasty stuff, and straight guys pretending to be not straight.
>>67759981
Oh I'm sorry son. Please cover your ears.
What was the crowd saying?
Is this the best basketball has to offer? I'm sorry, but this semen slurping sport isn't for me.
strategic flop from James, he really is playing 4D chess while these other niggers are playing dominos
>>67759931
It's great for both honestly. The girls are less likely to be "open" for a hookup, but they bite at the bait just as easily as tinder girls (maybe more depending on the girl). Half of the girls on tinder don't take it seriously at all. A clear majority take okc seriously and so it's easier to take advantage of their intentions.
WHERES THAT LIST OF LEBRON JAMES "ACCOMPLISHMENTS" CAN WE ADD FLOPPING ON HIS OWN TEAM-MATE ONE OF THEM /sp/?
>Tfw 24 year old living with parents
>Tfw parents going out tonight to go to dinner for moms birthday
>Tfw I will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Saturday night making myself some shit dinner probably like chicken Parmesan or something because I don't really know how to cook
Anyone in the Bay Area who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
HIS ELBOW CAUSED THOMPSON TO HIT JAMES
>BULLSHIT
What is this, a WWE crowd
>Playing basketball AND acting
LeBron > Jordan
>Those stuttter-steps as he's falling down
LOL @ Tristan getting mad at his Canadian brethren
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67760032
>and straight guys pretending to be not straight.
my fetish
also go warriors
>>67760037
Balls hit
>implying they won't uphold the call because carrol caused thompsons arm to hit lebron
That replay gets funnier and funnier the more I see it.
Leflop
>I got Double Sterned
LEFLOP
E
F
L
O
P
>>67760040
Just as long as the AC holds up and no one calls offensive fouls and traveling
>>67760048
>making chicken parm for one
what a fat lonely fuck you are
SOMEONE POST A WEBM
>tfw when Tristan is secretly playing for
Canada
>>67760048
go jump off the golden state bridge
soccer players everywhere applauding lebron
>Walking backwards like that
lmao, he almost ended up in the lockeroom
>>67759826
>still manages to do his 666 hand signs just holding up some merchandise
what a guy
>I got double sterned!
my fucking sides
>>67760042
Thanks for the serious answer m8.
Yeah true about tinder, I feel like many girls are there just to talk shit. I come here to talk shit why would I want to talk shit with a girl?
> technical foul on Corey Joseph
>double sterned
Lmao why are niggers so dumb?
>>67760048
I'm the east coast version of you. We'll be alright bro.
LOOK AT THIS MONKEY BOI
typical nig nog
>>67760037
>BILL SMITH
>BILL SMITH
>BILL SMITH
he was a legendary Canadian lumberjack who they pray to, he fucked Paul Bunyan's wife, Canada's a weird place
>LEFLOP JAMES
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
LEBRON ANKLES DESTROYED
>Wide open airball
legod is angry
gg raptors
>Toronto fans cheering the airball
jesus christ i thought you guys invented the sport
GOAT
>>67760091
Actually I'm emaciated that's why I'm making it
What would you suggest instead
AIRBALL NATION
AIRBALL NATION
>AIRBALL NATION
>>67760122
>implying he isnt handsome as fuck
>defrozen will return in the second half
Should I keep watching this game or go to the bar?
>>67760144
shut up virgin
muh fg%
Okay, "double Sterned" is one of the few times I've found JVG actually funny
Has Kevin Love played yet?
>Tfw 24 year old living with parents
>Tfw parents going out tonight to go to dinner for moms birthday
>Tfw I will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Saturday night making myself some shit dinner probably like chicken Parmesan or something because I don't really know how to cook
Anyone in Miami who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
>>mfw the Raptors blow this again and we get to watch Canadians walk out with tears running down their faces knowing it's over
LeGOD
Player that I personally want to see get a career ending injury
>>67760130
>LELBRON NUTHUGGERS WILL DEFEND THIS
>>67760155
Go to a bar with the game on
>Solutions
>>67760144
Clearly the drunks in the nosebleeds just saw the net move and jizzed their pants.
>>67760110
Plus they can't bring the banter worth a damn. I did meet one girl on tinder who could talk mad shit. We fucked once and then just became friends (fine by me lel). We still send stupid txts to each other all the time.
>leflop falling halfway across the court
>>67760155
>paying 6 bucks for a beer and shitty normie "company"
>>67760004
Fact
>it's a lebron dribbles out the clock and chucks a 3 episode
How long until lebron hits himself and flops?
>>67760149
spend the time you would waste making it applying for a better job
>>67760144
>getting so little pussy you get banished to the virgin islands
>>67760168
lebron doesn't let whitey play
delly dova is an exception because he's not American
>>67760192
Literally every player flops my friend, is this your first year watching NBA?
>>67760122
>I'm not afraid of LeBron. I'm never afraid of human beings.I'm only afraid of lions
>>67760091
Chicken parmesan is just chicken, pasta, tomato sauce and cheese. how does that make you fat?
Newsflash retards. It's not a flop when you catch an elbow to the jaw from a 6'8 260 pound black man.
>>67760173
Damn, your pops gonna be banging ur mum tonight
>>67760213
at least he didnt airball this one
>>67760048
Bro just go watch the game at a local dive. I do that all the time and I live in Berkeley.
>>67760189
hi tristan thompson
>>67760130
>the soccerization of basketball
>tfw 24 year old living with parents
>tfw parents not going out tonight, they're just as saddo as me
>tfw will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Sunday morning making myself some shit lunch probably like toast or mi goreng or something because I don't really know how to cook
Anyone in Wollongong who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
JVG is a funny guy
>halftime
why don't girls like me
>>67760210
Where do you live where a beer is only $6 on a Saturday night?
>>67760227
Underrated
>>67760236
>fried chicken
>cheese
>pasta
>not making you fat
fat fuck that thinks being 5'9 210 is healthy detected
Can I see the lebron dive from 4 different angels on the NBA app
>>67760265
being fat and ugly isn't attractive
>>67760130
what did biyombo even do?
>>67760234
please show webm of someone else flopping his own teammate senpai
>>67760210
I wish I were normie.
>>67760257
>Wollingong
Sounds like a place abbos would live m8
LeBron is a fucking genius
That fall had me in stitches
Nigga was checkin himself for like 5 min as he went down
>>67760227
Yeah it really sucks living down here and going to the beach every day. If only I lived in Canada instead
>>67760241
>Everyone faggot here would have his head taken off from that blow.
>>67760048
Why not go through your mom's dirty panties and post them for halftime faptime?
>>67760257
Buy my plane ticket
>all these faggots saying flop when actual contact is made
>>67760249
>going to the bar alone
laughinggirls.jpg
>>67760282
i'm not fat or ugly
>>67760293
They live beyond the black stump or in blacktown
>>67760257
Sounds like a top fucking day. Wollongonskiiiizzz
>>67760310
Flop means... fuck you bait
Maestro who?
>>67760051
Have you seen canadian WWE crowds
>>67760275
If you don't eat 50 of them you won't get fat you stupid fuck
>>67760311
/nba/ is a no bully zone mate seriously I think you should fuck off
>>67760266
I drink cheap. You in vegas or something?
I want to fuck Sage Steele
Something about her just makes my dick rock hard
>>67760299
This
>>67760257
>Wollongong
>>67760310
I can confirm this because your mom flops on my dick whenever I brush by her
>>67760299
screamed the virgin
>>67760328
Getting Survivor Series this year
>>67760313
You might be.
>le flop
r8 my oc lads
>>67760130
BAH GOD HE KILLED HIM
HE KILLED HIM
>>67760071
>virgin islands
heh
to be honest i dont think it was a flop, sometimes i can sense im losing my balance and look at the ground and try to catch myself with my legs but if all anyway
feel like I would have had a gf by now if I were white, not being fully white is a curse
>>67760338
>looking behind him to see if its safe to scoot back like that
lmao
holy shit marcus camby is 42 now. i'm fucking old.
>>67759956
You're obese and going to die.
>両親と24歳の生活
>両親はお母さんの誕生日のために夕食に行くために今夜外出します
私は本当に料理をする方法を知らないので> TFW私は一人で自分自身におそらく米か何かのようないくつかのたわごとの夕食を作る土曜日の夜に4chanのゲームスレッドでバスケットボールの試合を見て自宅になります
来ることができる大阪の誰もが私を殺しますか?私はあなたを支払います。
>>67760310
No I unironically think he's a genius at falling/protecting himself
That's why it was hilarious
>lelbron in full control inspecting his mouth as he falls
>>67760338
looooooooooooooool
>>67760367
Yeah a slight tap from his teammate made a 300 pound guy who is an ATHLETE fall over 10 feet. Right.
>>67760330
shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit
>>67760363
That was a wonderful piece of humor.
I'm glad the Raptors actually showed up, but no one here actually thinks the Cavs aren't going to come into the next half with better shooting right?
>>67760338
>That woman's reaction
OH MY GOSH
>watching a sport where the best players are betas who fly around while getting sneezed on
>the ABSOLUTE STATE of apehoop fans
>this fucking niggerish halftime """"""entertainment""""""""
Embarrassing Toronto, where is the based old guy who piles up chairs and climbs them with Sandstorm playing in the background?
>>67760391
Thank you
>>67760398
Will it be 13 points better?
>>67760338
flop of the year
I was a fan of LeBron for a while but I can't support that garbage.
No longer cheering for the Cavs or LeBron. Fuck him.
I'm a Warriors fan now. This will probably come off as a troll but I'm 100% serious.
>>67760384
hello Bieber
Why can't I stop /sp/
Did Lelbron really flop when his own damn teammate hit him in the face on accident? Christ
>>67760374
wait isn't yellow the home team
this is so confusing you aussies are weird drunks
guys im not eating yet im still losing weight, im under 145 ibs, what do?
>>67760398
le meme's last season
where are the halftime slags?
>>67760388
>slight tap
>implying being an ATHLETE somehow makes you able to take shots to the face better
>>67760420
Hey senpai, also dubs
>lebron diving harder than bautista after he got clocked
Sad!
>>67760374
Kek.
was unironically at that game.
fuck the Kings desu
>>67760380
this is why LeBron is elite, he has such a high basketball iq and doesn't get injuries doing silly shit. you'd never see him punch a fire extinguisher or some shit like STAT
>>67760419
nice blog
>>67760275
>pan-frying some chicken in olive oil
>some parmesan cheese
>some noodles
what would you suggest he make gordon ramsay?
>>67760339
>tfw costs $16 for a whiskey sour
>>67760421
because you will die if you do
>>67760338
It's like a three part flop. Very fancy moves
>>67760338
FLOPPING FAGGOT
CAVKEKS WILL DENY THIS
>Tfw 24 year old living with parents
>Tfw parents going out tonight to go to dinner for moms birthday
>Tfw I will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Saturday night making myself some shit dinner probably like chicken Parmesan or something because I don't really know how to cook
Anyone in Oakville who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
>>67760419
Support your own team nigguh
>>67760442
fucking eat more
>>67760421
Alcohol is one of the worst drugs you can get hooked on
Cavs sweep is still on.
>>67760425
No. He was knocked off balance and fell backwards to soften the impact with a slide
LeBron is a biomechanical genius. It's how hestays healthy when he is hit out of the air every night.
Anyone else wear a speedo to the jacuzzi?
>tfw feel the pain of raptorsbros
Im rooting for you guys
>>67760389
My body fat % is negative m8, you're a fucking landwhale compared to me
>people in this thread acting surprised when Lebeta flops and exaggerates contact
Never seen him play before?
>>67760338
>hit by own teammate
>check surroundings to see if you can flop safely
>proceed to fly across the floor
>>67760447
hello amir khan
>>67760421
cause u live in the US where alcohol costs fucking nothing
how much is a 40 of some shitty generic fuck like Smirnoff vodka where u live
>>67760421
You have to.
>>67760338
>he flops so fast the camera can barely keep up with him
>>67760421
It's one of the worst drugs out there my man. Serious. I do all sorts of drugs but I don't touch alcohol.
If you want to quit don't do it cold turkey, you will die.
Go to support groups.
>Tfw 24 year old living with parents
>Tfw parents going out tonight to go to dinner for moms birthday
>Tfw I will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Saturday night making myself some shit dinner probably like chicken Parmesan or something because I don't really know how to cook
Anyone in Liverpool who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
>>67760338
Who did it better?
>>67760414
I'd think more than that. The Cavs came back from a 20+ point deficit in a game against the Hawks iirc and the Raptors aren't any better.
Or maybe they have a bad shooting night and don't, which is still good for the Cavs, gives them the chance to finish on home court.
Tfw dont get off work till a hour and 14 minutes from now
Holy shit these refs are awful
Is it always this bad int he NBA? I don't really watch the regular season.
>>67760455
since he is emaciated it is fine but since he is buy himself it is sad as fuck to make it
he should just eat some hotpockets like a true NEET
>>67760419
>I can't support flopping
>I'm now a Warriors fan
I have bad news for you Canadabro
>Tfw 24 year old living with parents
>Tfw parents going out tonight to go to dinner for moms birthday
>Tfw I will be at home alone watching a basketball game in a 4chan game thread on a Saturday night reading about some 24 year old making a shit dinner probably like chicken Parmesan or something because they don't really know how to cook
Anyone in Whatstandwell who can come kill me? I'll pay you.
>>67760495
This is true. Alcohol is expensive here too compare to Murrica.
Commonwealthbros getting TAXED the FUCK OUT.
>>67760473
No shit. I wish I was still a stoner but weed just gives me panic attacks now
>>67760338
based carroll guiding thompsans elbow
Hey guys while we're at halftime, let's me ask y'all about this sexual question.
A girl sucked my dick for the first time the other day but my boner kept going soft-hard-soft-hard and I couldn't cum. Is my dick broken? What should I do? She wants to fuck but I'm afraid the same thing is gonna happen. Pls respond.
ESPN would be better off playing the highlights set to contemporary jazz.
>>67760509
>he hasn't killed himself even after gerrad let it slip
>>67760241
Did you forget he's pretty much the same size or something?
>>67760442
>not eating
>still losing weight
>what do?
are you fucking retarded faggot?
>>67760374
Ya just mad cuz ya ass is old
> TFW hidup berusia 24 tahun dengan orang tua
> Orang tua TFW akan keluar malam ini untuk pergi untuk makan malam untuk ulang tahun ibu
> TFW Aku akan berada di rumah sendirian menonton pertandingan basket dalam pertandingan benang 4chan pada Sabtu malam membuat diriku makan malam kotoran mungkin seperti Parmesan ayam atau sesuatu karena saya tidak benar-benar tahu cara memasak
Siapapun di Jakarta yang bisa datang membunuhku ? Aku akan membayar Anda .
>>67760509
Pay my train fare down and I'll do it, I even already have a railcard so it'll be cheap as fuck
>>67760518
They are working hard to get lebron vs curry.
Regular season games are the least biased.
>>67760494
Who the fuck is that currynigger
>>67760506
HIGH VELOCITY FLOPPING
>>67760529
24 isnt suicide lvl yet m8. 30 becomes just end it point
>>67760524
litetally no one in the warriors team is known for flopping
kys
>>67760510
top kek
>>67760510
exaggerated wwe flops are one of my favorite things, do you have more?
>>67760545
Normal
>>67760545
its halftime try some faptime
>tfw no qt casual basketball gf to watch the games with
>all the canucucks came out to shitpost because their team has a lead
Do you really believe the Cavs are going to lose? No, say the Cavs do lose this game. Do you honestly believe the 0-0 Raptors are going to beat this Cavalier team and advance to the NBA finals?
>>67759826
Cavs in 4
>>67760495
A handle of Smirnoff is like 20-25 bucks depending on the state
I can get you a handle of vodka for 10 bucks though, it won't be good vodka, it might taste like cleaning fluid, but it'll fuck you up
>>67760495
This might be it too. 10 bucks for a 750ml "fifth" what we call it here. Gin btw
>eastern cuckference
>>67760545
If you're younger than 50 you might be gay
Whose gunna win, Golden State or Toronto?
>>67760495
$1.79
you can get 1.75 liters of vodka for 11$ which is 40 shots
>>67760524
I've already watched a bunch of their games. They're not as faggy and floppy as LeBron.
Curry isn't for sure.
>>67760475
Who is this dick dehydrator
>>67760598
OKC
What the fuck, chick Ghostbusters?
Nope
>>67760249
>>67760311
See why would I go to a bar alone?
>have no friends
>only place to watch games is a bar
>if I watch at a bar alone I'm pathetic
Oh well
Raptors sweeping in 6.
Playoff record for rebouds is 26 by Dwight, you think Biyombo has a chance?
>>67760598
Oklahoma
>>67760545
stop watching so much porn and fapping, don't fap for a few days then go fuck her
>>67760545
you probably weren't fully attracted to her
>>67760311
>not making new friends while watching the game
M8 are you serious? Watching sports in a bar will always create new friends. That's how I met my gf, drunk at a bar watching my beloved Broncos (only date women who like sports).
>>67760545
Post pic of grill
>tfw no gf to cuddle and watch NBA with
>>67760545
get a guy to blow you and if it stays hard you have your answer
who /ThunderVSRaptors/ here
>>67760508
>doesn't drink socially
how shitty is your job?
>>67760512
>the raptors aren't any better
Stopped reading there
>>67760615
You'll make some friends.
>>67760584
That's less than $10
It's like $6 at walmart
>>67760621
AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS
>>67760545
That happens. Some girls just cant give head. It's a real skill
>>67760562
>tfw no mates to go to Bali with on a pissup and hopefully hookup with some sluts
might just end it all now
>>67760625
Brady literally did nothing wrong.
>39,99 american shekles for a yoga mat
damn son
>>67760603
Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky's daughter
>>67760635
That would be a hilarious upset
>>67760545
>tfw phimosis
>>67760338
What a coward.
>>67760598
DA CITY > DA LAND > DA CHUCKERS > DA NORTH
>>67760603
Wayne Gretzky's daughter.
>>67760615
Go and make friends pham drunk ppl are super easy to talk to
How many of y'all are black?
Be honest?
ok reading all these posts is making me more depressed about my shitty life so I'm going to have to leave until the second half starts
>>67760638
Self employed. I will drink a beer but I will make it last the whole night.
>>67760646
The Hawks never lost as bad as the Raptors did, even with the Cavs breaking records all over the place
>>67760666
do you even hook up with girls on the reg for it to be a problem?
>>67760680
>implying i'm white
>>67760680
We're all black here family
>>67760625
Football fans are the stupidest of any sport
>>67760680
I'm Michael Jackson black.
>>67760680
quarter black reporting in
>>67760680
im black from the belt below
>>67760680
>2016
>being white
CMON
How is Dellavedova still in the league?
>>67760680
im black when posting about how white steph curry is
thats all that matters
>>67760686
The regular season alone is enough to say they're not comparable
Miss me with that shit
>>67760680
Slav here
hey guys I'm a 21 year old kv, should I see an escort?
Call me when the second hand starts
9177152200
I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE
SOCIETY WILL PAY FOR THIS WRENCHED INJUSTICE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67760695
i've got a girlfriend la
i've never had a blowjob though
>>67760680
I'm not black but I have stolen a car stereo
>>67760673
wut
>>67760713
Someone has to wreck that Curry ankle some time
>>67760373
I don't know man, I'm white and yea it's prolly easier for me to get a gf than you. But honestly white bitches only come in like 3 varieties, and there are plenty of non white bitches to fuck.
>>67760726
you just need a stable job and decent income.
>>67760684
>self NEET autismbux'd
fixed
>>67760709
Do you have the plague or something?
>>67760726
22 year old khhv
don't have friends either
no one told me happy birthday for the last seven years
HOLY SHIT
>>67760735
Chin up, soldier
>>67760738
>>67760666
Are you me?
I'd pay to see a 360 degree replay of that Nigbron flop.
>>67760680
I'm asian
>>67760735
I NEED A GF AND I NEED IT NOW
>>67760680
Tfw spic and love baskitball
>>67760758
Whatever makes you feel better wagecuck
only bandwagoners think were gonna win this game
>>67760762
>>>/livejournal/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/yourblog/
>tfw the cavs are still gonna win
>>67760735
>supreme gentleman detected
>>67760735
You can borrow my gf if you want.
We had to leave the club early last night because she was tired and wanted to go home.
>>67760766
No, hi.
>>67760709
Yeah but they wear their pants below their ass
>>67760735
This, 100%.
iktfb
>>67760545
1.)if its your first time getting your dick touched its normal to be nervous and get stage fright. if this girl is something consistent to you like a girlfriend just keep fooling around and eventually you will feel comfortable
2.) you either fap too much or fap to weird shit and have become de-sensitized. stop fapping to porn and probably just stop fapping altogether
3.) she is really really bad at sucking dick. if you think this is the case see how things work when she uses hands only even on your pants or underwear
4.) you are subconsciously not attracted to this girl at all. look deep down. you may really not want this girl. only you know if this is the case
5.) you are gay. and thats fine. just dont waste her or your time
>>67760680
My wife's son is black.
>>67760735
i feel you
nothing worse than seeing a couple doing workouts together at the gym
>>67760763
Here come the memes
Lelbron truly is the meme master
Here comes the collapse
Gg Craptors
>>67760792
yeah but atleast the result is in doubt going into the 2nd half this time
nice flop by thompson there.
nice sport you got.
>>67760735
iktf
>>67760673
>>67760762
whens your birthday. girl here and if youre in toronto ill give you a pity blowjob as long as your dick is big
having a lovely gf is pretty cool guys
not even memeing
>>67760550
>implying I'm a Liverpool fan
More than one footie team in Merseyside m8
>>67760563
Would be a trek to get a train down from Scotland. Where are you anyway, Edinburgh?
>>67760798
did you root her when you got home?
Sometimes I dont understand taking a charge.
Scola was still moving at that play
LEGOD
TOO BIG TOO FAST TOO STRONG TOO GOOD
>>67760827
4 inch
thats average at least right ..?
>ywn play ball with your /sp/ bros from around the world then after a good game stock up on some guns and ammo and go on a normie killing spree and make girls be our gfs
why live
>6 points lead
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE BRON
>your face when Cavs sandbagged the 2nd quarter to give a bunch of Canacucks hope
LEGOD
>>67760048
>chicken parmesan
>shit dinner
wtf man sounds comfy af. But yea i need to move out soon I'm turning 22 in a few months.
>>67760850
Kek maybe in Canada
LMAO
tf was that nigga
L E G O D
E
G
O
D
>>67760831
>being an Everton fan
probably even more suicide worth than being a pool fan
and I'm in Glasgow, I'd just head down the west coast line, went to Manchester a few weeks ago for only 15 quid both ways
>>67760833
Yes but didn't cuddle because
1) i was still a bit mad
2) it was super hot yesterday, like 21 degrees. had to open all the windows
GROWN
R
O
W
N
MAN
A
N
>>67760850
if you're asian
>tfw asian
>tfw 6 inches
>>67760735
Soon brother
GET KYRIE OUT THE FUCKING GAME
>no virgin girls exist
>chads have taken the virginities of every girl
>only want a virgin gf
There are some virgins left right?
>>67760827
I'm not in Canada but my birthday's in late December and I'm just under 7"
do you have a passport?
>there are people actually thinking the eastern cuckference could take 1 game in the finals
>no foul
>>67760924
There are, but they sure aren't going to give it to you
>>67760924
maybe some of the fatties or uggos
>it's a tristan thompson misses an easy dunk at the rim episode
>it's a kyrie attempts to pass and it all goes horribly wrong episode
>>67760924
You would have to get a very religious girl, and she would also have to be under 20. They're out there but it's not worth it unless you are also very religious.
>>67760924
Better start hitting up church girls m80
how did that nigger biyombo not get a foul called??
how the fuck was that not a foul on biz?
>>67760924
yeah but you'll go to jail if you hit that
>>67760924
virgin sex with girls is fucking awful and I don't know why anyone would want to experience it
>>67760855
>normie killing spree get together
I am shocked this hasn't actually happened in all the years of 4chan
i went to toronto airport once for a connecting flight and got yelled at by an asian who barely spoke english
>>67760924
Why do you want a virgin gf?
>>67760924
why the hell do you want a virgin
>dick gets bloody
>she's scared to let you move
>she ain't gonna finish
>>67760442
Marijuana
>>67760924
This is exactly why there are so many pedos on 4chan.
>>67760924
I banged 4 virgins this year m8.
All chinks/gooks at my university
>>67760855
reported to fbi
>>67760972
I can't love a nonvirgin girl
I find them disgusting
carol can't score a field goal to save his life
>>67760827
seems legit
LE FLOP MASTER
>>67761017
what kinda name for a guy is Carol lmoa
>>67760997
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE CHADS LIKE YOU
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Leflop James
>biz commits 10 fouls all uncalled
>finally called for one
>entire team chimps out
THESE REFS ARE A JOKE
>>67760827
I live near distillery district. I have my own place. Wanna come over tonight?
>>67761005
You're fucked and its your own fault
leflop
LeShit is a disgraceful player
truly scum of the entire NBA this is absurd
>>67760896
Feels OK being the most average club in the league, at least Barkley is looking promising.
>it's a kevin love plays like a bitch episode
>>67760924
you don't want a virgin
I have literally stopped myself from penetrating when girls have told me they were a virgin before we were about to fuck
the baggage is astronomical and with social media she will be able to fuck you over this ain't like the based 90s when you could pump and dump
>>67760981
That's not even close m8
>>67760972
This. Only time I ever had sex with a virgin was when I was a virgin.
BAIL OUT CALL
>why can't I just jump directly into him with my elbow in his chest???
>>67760673
dude wtf this shit is seriously not cool bad vibes ahead bros bad fucking vibes
lmao Kyrie is 3/16 now
>>67761037
C U C K
>>67761032
reminder that if you are canadian then you can't not be a normie. stop pretending anon.
Leflop at it again
Big
Dick
Biyombo
HUGE BLOCK FROM BIZ
REFS CALL A FOUL
WHAT A DISGRACE
>>67761043
um maybe. how do i contact you
>>67761005
you're going to have to get over that, it's not 1645 any more
>>67761031
probably just 'Charles' in something other than English
>>67761051
Barkley is shit mate
>leave the raptors to me
>deliver a flying elbow to Biyombo's face
>foul on Biyombo
ok
>>67760338
>>67760510
my fucking sides
>>67761032
Im not a chad Im a nerdy tall white guy.
I only bang koreans and chinese girls cuz white girls dont like me (dont go to club, dont have instagram, dont dress well, not superficial af etc etc)
didn't know /r9k/ had game threads desu lads
>>67761051
enjoy him while he's still at the club lad
I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE
SOCIETY WILL PAY FOR THIS WRENCHED INJUSTICE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DORY
>>67760545
REEEEEEREE
WTF WAS THAT A MINECRAFT COMMERCIAL???
>>67760972
This. Having sex with an inexperienced woman is such a fuckin slog. I want to fuck, not sit there and try to adjust your body into the right position. I once had sex with a girl who could not put my dick inside her when she was on top of me.
Newsflash, having sex with a virgin isn't what your anime porn makes it out to be.
>>67761079
your big monkey nig nog has been fouling this entire time
you pay your refs to cuck your boys?
>>67760997
slants are the only acceptable virginities to take because their cultural doesn't go apeshit about the sanctity of it
>>67761094
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
I HOPE YOU DIE OF A PAINFUL DEATH
>>67761083
reminder to get tits face and vag with timestamp or murderer. well...even then still like a 10% chance to be a murderer
Its funny how the other boards think /sp/ is the normie board
>>67761099
fucking kek
>>67760673
Based Australia, I knew a supreme gentleman from such a country of superb refined tastes would like Poppy and Titanic Sinclair.
RIP Mars Argo.
WHERE
IS
MY
G I R L F R I E N D
WHERE IS SHE
WHY DON'T I FUCKING HAVE ONEE
>>67761099
Better yourself.
>>67760967
How is that not a foul?
>tfw the state won't provide me a qt3.14 gf
I'm a Chad.
There I said it.
I'm a Chad.
But I often wonder about the frogposters on 4chan and how you can identify them irl.
There's this guy in my class who died his hair bleach blonde like Stan that Eminem man
He also likes animu
He's also fat
I think he is a frogposter.
Is this true for you reeeeeeeee frogposting faggots?
>Leaveland and LeBeta are trailing behind the Craptors
>>67761083
Send me an email. [email protected]
>>67761126
There is nothing stopping you from doing the same thing m8. Assuming you are in Toronto or Vancouver that is.
>>67760680
What's good?
>>67761094
how do you meet the chinky girls?
ball don't lie
>>67761145
might as well start hormone therapy so i can use you as my bottom slave
>>67761126
Calm yourself canaBro. It's going to be ok. No one needs to die tonight.
>>67760680
I am.
Why do you ask?
>>67761099
american bros hold me i dont feel safe i hope this guy doesnt live near me
>>67761169
No I look normal and I have bitches lust after my cock but I am avoidant.
>Friends keep telling me I'm too good for my oneitis
If I'm too good for her then why does she keep rejecting me
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ball dont lie
PIP3
I
P
3
>>67761132
It is a normie board, the minority of /r9k/ users here just make the most noise
PIP3
>>67760972
a virgin girl wont laugh at my virgin inexperience
Holy FUCK Smith is on fire bruh senpai
>>67761169
I do it ironically. I guarantee you wouldn't be able to pick me out of a lineup of potential frogposters
here comes the pipe
>>67761169
>bleach blonde frogposter
that must be some faggy British thing our NEETS are men's men
all you virgins fuck off
>>67761181
University. At various student clubs, in residence stuff, classes etc.
PIPE HEATING UP
>>67760713
I ask myself this every time I see a Cavs game. The man's mechanics are just incredible to watch.
STOP LEAVING JR SMITH OPEN REEEEEE
>>67761132
it was a normie board relatively speaking
>cavs start losing a game
>immediately thread turns into /r9k/
Why are Americans so embarassing?
>they don't know about the pipe
b2b pip3
Where my furries at?
fuck JR smif
and fuck his magic pipe
JR PIPE
>5 points
Are you ready, Canada?
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE LEAD IS ALREADY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cavs were just taking their time to polish the pipe. Now they've whipped it out.
Pip3d
>>67761181
University. They're every where
J R SWISH
I WALK IN THE CLUB JUST TO PIPE IT UP
LeBron now 7th in playoff 3s, passed Chauncey Billups
>>67761234
pretty sure all the virgin posters are canadians.
>>67761206
>/sp/
>normie
back to >>>/r/eddit newcuck
>he missed the 09-12 glory years
Nigbron tries so hard to make every single fucking pass look cool.
Fuck this coon.
>>67761232
A true poet. This is art.
>>67761216
I'm 18 years old and I'm a virgin, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>67761118
>i want to fuck
lmfao can you imagine the kind of nerd who would say this shit, thinking hes a porn star on 4chan
>piping
>catching Cavs on a bad shooting night
This is literally their only chance
>>67761234
Americans post more when they're winning. If anything it's Canada's fault
>>67760713
>>67761220
great passer, good defender, great chemistry with rest of the team, decent shooter
>5 POINT GAME
CRAPTORS
HOW DO YOU LET THIS BECOME A F I V E P O I N T G A M E?
>>67761099
Maybe if you weren't so fucking ugly, girls would like you. kek
>>67761235
>when you can't get any of the obese white women at the pool
I'm a 26 yo virgin but I'm gonna lose it soon. Wish me luck sp
The Raptors have defended excellently this game. If only they had players besides Lowry and DeRozan who could also shoot.
>>67761259
>He doesnt try to look cool on the court
this is why canada is so gay.
>>67761261
Thats what I thought
Then I turned 19
Then I turned 20
I know less girls now than I ever did
What happened to Kevin Love today?
>>67761276
Great defender*
Handles leave much to be desired tho
>>67761265
>lmfao
What does this madman have cooking up for the fourth?
>lelry
LMAO FLOPRY
>>67761247
>>67761217
do you just approach them cold? I guess with clubs and stuff you have a reason to start talking to them
>>67761301
>26 yo virgin
no way you won't have ED
>the only way Canada can win is if Love and Irving shoot at less than 20%
jej
I've always been under the impression that /sp/ is full of normies, like 95%, and the amount of NEET shit posting is done ironically for bants.
Like who is literally NEET in the good year 2014+2
>>67761305
I think once you get to the nba, you can focus on winning
>>67761301
good luck m80
>>67761197
its so fucking true though. the real problem is you need to do something with yourself or your life.
if you have a job and good income, work on making yourself more attractive and join a real dating site. not fucking tinder those bitches are stupid
if you are ACTUALLY kinda attractive and not short work on getting a job or getting paid more. join dating website and make your job seem more glorious than it is.
if you are unattractive without a good job and income then work on one of the two then start on one of the steps i have said above
t. guy who was hung up on girl for 2 years who was not into me. then as soon as i started getting attention from other girls i forget about her
>>67761329
How do I avoid it?
>>67761253
pretty neat tb honest
>>67760616
>sweeping
>in 6
Fucking moron. This is the average intelligence of a /sp/ poster. Casuals GTFO
>>67761338
I'm not a NEET I'm just suffer from extreme sexual frustration because I have late diagnosed aspergers/autism and have never kissed a girl.
>>67761175
Kek
>>67761361
Kill me, Pete
>>67761329
had a chance to lose my virginity with girl at 19 (way out of my league, experienced slut) and couldnt get hard and the thought of it happening again fucked with my head for so long. Luckily i ended up losing it at 21 and get plenty of pussy now. but i dont wish that shit on anyone for their first time
>>67761378
>late diasgnosis
how late and how did you decide to get diagnosed
>>67761354
go to a doctor and get viagra
>>67761419
How did you get over it?
>>67761432
>how late
21.
>how did you get diagnosed
Self diagnosis.
...I have come to expect the Cavs not to get the sweep.
Good job, Reptars
>>67761419
we totally believe you, pal :^)
>>67761483
That sounds kinda counter productive though. Won't I need it every time after that?
would you let Biyombo cuck you? Like raise his mixed baby and everything? I would. god damn i would
>>67761419
I got lucky and lost my virginity to my next door neighboor but when I got a chance with a hot girl I got ED and was nervous
it took me until I started drinking in college to be able to not get nervous about fucking hot girls but I could fuck not hot girls that I was just friends with easily
>>67761516
nah especially if you get comfortable with the girl
but if you mess up the first time it is going to fuck you over for a while
Will you fucking betas stop talking about being virgins and not being able to get it up? Jesus fucking christ at least shitpost about the game
If Raptors win then I'll ask out the girl of my dreams and hopefully have A GIRLFRIEND
>>67761556
mmm oh yeah, fucking all those hot girls AND just above average girls too eh stud?
>>67761600
triggered
>1 point
>21 rebounds
Thank you based Biyombo
Daland cucks on suicide watch
FUck flopbron
>>67761638
I mean I considered then hot when I was in high school/college
compared to girls considered hot now they probably weren't all that
basically if I wanted to just be friends with a girl I could get it up but if I want to date them I had problems
Lebitch playing divegrass
>>67761600
Quality post
BIYOMBO gets sacked
>>67761376
You're the casual who doesn't belong, faggot
>>67761376
C A S U A L
A
S
U
A
L
gtfo /sp/ newfag
>>67761419
Are you literally me?
>>67760042
>take advantage
stopped right there.
>>67760452
damn i forgot stat did that kek
>>67761026
>LE FLOP MASTER
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