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>Fri. 5/20
DC United @ Philly Union, 7pm
>Sat., 5/21
NY Red Bulls @ NYCFC, 3pm
HOU Dynamo @ CHI Fire, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Orlando City, 7:30pm
FC Dallas @ New England, 7:30
Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Real Salt Lake @ Sporting KC, 8:30
Colorado Rapids @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sun, 5/22
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Portland Timbers, 4:30
SJ Earthquakes @ LA Galaxy, 7pm
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
There's not really a club called Louisville City, is there desu? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
>Soon
UNION
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http://www.empireofsoccer.com/nycfc-to-host-possible-u-s-open-cup-draw-vs-cosmos-but-not-at-yankee-stadium-48311/
So they aren't going to play in Yankee Stadium after all despite it being available
>>67703886
Maybe their lease has a limit on how many times they can play there
>>67703940
Seriously doubt it
Probably more along the lines of "it's the fucking open Cup"
>>67703940
They may as well play their only Open Cup game of the year there.
>>67703992
Aren't the Cosmos shit this year?
>>67703940
This. Nobody attends MLS open cup games unless it's the final
>>67704044
B-but promotion when....
>>67704213
tfw da loons win da promotion bowl
>>67703975
why not? the Yankees play there.... a lot. they might need the field too.
>>mfw get to play Sporting KC here
>>67703633
If only there were Google.
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-standings
>>67704326
Flyover city v Flyover Jr
>>67704370
>S2 at the bottom of the west
Feels good.
>>67703633
>>67704370
>posting in an american divegrass thread
>unaware of USL
>deny that the first-place USL team even exists
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AMERICAN SOCCER FANS
>>67704489
It's just the natural order of things.
There are enough teams I feel USL could support its own thread, but literally not sure if the mods will get pissy or not.
>tfw my friends little brother just flew out to Portland to play with the U-23's
dude was at the west ham academy when he was like 12-16.
When the fuck is Garbo going to raise the salary cap?
>>67704541
We're not there....yet
>>67705054
It's a bargaining chip in negotiations with the players' union. He's not going to just give them a handout until the next CBA. That's why MLS keeps adding weird monopoly money rules to get around the salary cap.
>>67704370
>>67704520
Doesn't get any cringier than trying to emulate European culture. Why not just name them Bayern Kentucky? Embarrassing.
>>67705054
>>67705191
He's also not going to do it until he sees a majority of owners actuallly trying to spend money.
Kraft, Kroenke, Chicago not doing enough to open up more potential debt for the league.
As much shit as people give him, his economics are genuinely admirable.
>>67705857
he doesn't want better owners, because then it becomes an arms race
it's all under his control right now
>>67706064
He doesn't want to go full Chinese retard when nobody wants to pay that much yet. Also surprise, surprise, the Chinese leagues are hemorraging money and not getting anywhere. As a 20 year old league, I like Garber's method better than Cheng Daopeng's method that's going to fold China in the next 5 years.
>>67705101
>29 teams
WTF will it take?
>>67706064
>one man controlling everything is best for the league
I like your style, Herr Victor.
>>67706291
You can't say it didn't work for FIFA.
>>67706359
It didn't work for FIFA.
The World Cup in fucking Qatar next time out, fuckwit. QATAR.
>>67706426
>not liking based Qatar
>no alcohol
>women covered like they should be
>no foul language
>based Stadiums made with air conditioning
>>67706426
>>67706484
It's also a Winter World Cup, AKA it doesn't fuck our season
>>67706291
>>67706359
It certainly made FIFA a ton of money, thats for sure.
I'm torn on Garber, some of the shit the league comes up with is retarded but he did safe the league from folding and he hasn't done anything too disgusting.
Also he isn't Bettman or Jewdell terrible, which is always a plus.
>>67706170
FYI, Reno joining next year, and they just announced Nashville today
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2016/05/19/nashville-awarded-united-soccer-league-franchise/84559766/
>>67706586
>A group of Nashville investors has been awarded a new expansion professional soccer franchise
Wait, I thought Nashville was fan owned
>>67706696
I presume that's the NPSL team, this is brand new, not them getting "promoted"
>>67706736
Got it, thats pretty lame.
>>67706484
>outdoor stadiums with air conditioning
Cracka iz you retarted
>>67706933
Atlanta looks to be the same thing
>>67706495
>it doesn't fuck our season
>the players will still be playing in 122 degree temperatures, in stadiums made by slave labor
K
>>67706580
>The purpose is to make money
If you're Sepp, the purpose is to make money. If you're not Sepp (and I'm assuming you aren't), you get fucked en route to his selfish needs. Like, just off the top of my head, having the Cup in Qatar (or South Africa) instead of the country with the actual best bid.
>>67706963
It's not 122 in the shade.
Also you can see on the ATL stadium art there's a got-damn hole in the roof.
>>67707015
Yeah that's what I mean. It's an "outdoor" stadium with air conditioning - the renders clearly show giant air ducts over the stands.
>>67707030
They can also close the roof, can't they?
>>67707079
Yah, I think that's just for basketball and really shitty weather though. If they were going to close it when it was hot and humid in Atlanta they'd have just built a permanent roof.
>>67706977
>the players
>implying any of our players go to the world cup in 2018
>>67707114
>>basketball
>>67706995
I didn't say the purpose was to make money, I said he made them money. Was trying to link it to Garber protecting the interest of the owners.
>NYCFC having a RBNY jersey swap today
https://twitter.com/NYCFC/status/733393033123799040
>>67707221
NCAA finals will be there pham
https://twitter.com/NYCFC/status/733393033123799040
This is lowkey fucking hilarious
>>67707253
Maybe once every decade or so, it's not like there aren't other large cities with big shiny stadiums
>>67707221
>>67707240
>>67707254
>>67707240
>>67707254
>all the RBNY butthurt
NYC is on fire form-wise while Red Bull struggled to beat fucking Chicago at home.
This weekend's "derby" might be fun
>>67707240
>the city of new york
https://mlsmatchmaker.com/
Guess I'm a Rapidsfag now.
Finally can catch up, who were those that got btfo yesterday?
>>67707830
>btfo
>eastern conference
Its mostly just draws, and spaghetti spilling over their.
Weekend thread should be """New York""" """"""""""Derby""""""""""" edition
>Soon
>>67707830
In USOC? Villages SC beat Charleston on Benuldies. Rochester and Wilmington anally gaped whatever PDL team they got by 6 goals each. I think Sac Rep won too
>>67707899
Yeah meant openc up, because eastern conference shitshows aren't that compelling to me.
>>67707883
Quick question: What are you planning on posting once the team starts playing? Cuz they're not winning shit the first year.
>>67708063
Hope your prepared for decades of
>mlscup.jpg
>soon
>>67708063
Feels memes. Everyone knows what's going to happen to atlanta year 1.
>>67707899
Pittsburgh lost 2-0 to a spelling error
>>67708121
cannot fucking wait pham
https://twitter.com/NYCFC/status/733393033123799040
Holy shit
>>67708063
>what are you going to post on 4chan a year from now
I don't know man. Some other team will officially earn the right to soonpost..hopefully sacramento. I can be like the Dynamo fag and post pics from my seat or something but I could also just post random stadium pics, food pics, training center pics, articles, and highlights.
>>67708120
possibility. not as exciting to me but it could become the "yfw the bears win the superb owl" of /mls/
>>67708121
I don't see why Atlanta can't make the playoffs in year 1. I'm not betting on it or anything but just look at the 2015 playoff bracket. All the eastern teams are shit.
>http://www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/2015/bracket
also there's this: >http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/16/atlanta-united-will-be-competitive-very-first-day-pledges-blank
>http://www.myajc.com/news/sports/pro-sports/qa-with-atlanta-united-owner-arthur-blank/nrNCb/
"Q: Who do you consider to be Atlanta United’s rivals in MLS?
A: Probably all of the teams. Some expansion teams are satisfied with, “it’ll take us 2-3 years to get there.” That’s not our M.O. That’s not my M.O. I’m not wired that way. Darren (Eales) isn’t. Carlos (Bocanegra) isn’t. The whole organization isn’t. We want to be competitive the very first day we get on the pitch. We’ve hired a staff that I think will allow us to do that. We have to recruit the players, the coaches and what have you. We are in the process of doing that."
This is the most prepared that an expansion team has ever been...my feels memes will be ready but I think we'll stay above .500 and maybe make into the knockout round.
>>67708399
You're literally saying what NYCFC said last year. You don't understand how hard it is to win. You're going to have long trips everywhere and your team plays on turf. Take the year 1 L to zone in, and then talk playoffs.
>This will be added to the pyramid"
https://twitter.com/BakySoumare/status/733383815717113856
What did he mean by this?
>>67708419
Those are some nice crests
>>67708416
listen bitch, don't ever compare Atlanta to Man City D.
I know it's s0o0o0o much easier for you to be a pessimistic asshole but it shouldn't be so hard to believe that Atlanta will do better than the team with the worst signing in MLS history.
NYCFC fans are the most delusional fans in the whole league singing songs about winning cups n shit already.
>Soon
>>67708453
>boca crest ripoff
yeah
>>67708431
>Autism does not define me; I'm redefining what it means to be autistic.
yes. yes he is.
>>67708476
>NFL stadium
>TURF
>cancer man cares!
lol
>>67708476
>NYCFC fans are the most delusional fans in the whole league singing songs about winning cups n shit already.
Atlanta fans are the most delusional fans in the whole league soonposting about winning cups n shit already.
Please, come back when your team exists.
>>67708431
>using the word "Asperger" as a noun
>>67708476
>Soonfag calling other fans delusional while saying they're making the playoffs
Even Philly got better. You're competing with Chicongo for blackest players AND last place
>>67708518
Pretty sure Chicago has a pretty average number of black players on their team. They're more Dutch than anything else, probably.
Also, p-pls no bully
t. last remaining Chicago fan
>>67708399
>I don't see why Atlanta can't make the playoffs in year 1.
Well it would fit your monicker as Seattle of the East.
>>67708542
I'm sorry, I was pulling for you yesterday. At least Accam HEEM-ed somebody.
>>67708503
>your best player will never be able to play an away game in Atlanta because he's a huge pussy and scared of some turf
stay mad
>Soon
>>67708542
Thx again for the loans, Conner's pretty good in midfield
>>67708399
>being this delusional
>literally interviews himself
>we will pass the honorable torch to sacra-fucking-mento
>the East is garbage therefore we have a chance
That doesn't mean you're on their level. The NBA East is garbage, too, but then there's the 76ers.
>>67708628
#TrustTheProcess
>>67708419
Who or what the fuck
>>67708476
can't wait for blank to sign a even worse DP. literally who the fuck wants to live in Atlanta, and play in turf shit?
shitty mercs are in your future.
>>67708620
>still using this excuse
enjoy your constant inuries and have fun when your player gets cancer from ingesting all that turf and retires before turning 30
>>67708620
>more football lines on nationally televised MLS games
I am mad.
>>67708651
>Atlanta Utd.'s first DP Emile Heskey
>>67708688
FUND IT
>>67708419
>>67708453
>Nice crests
>>67708628
The Hawks are shit and they make the playoffs every year. AUFC could do the same exact thing but I expect them to be better. Hawks have shitty faceless ownership and AUFC has "Mr. Blank" who actually takes responsibility when shit goes bad and loves being involved in everything..dude was out planting trees n shit with his employees last week.
Also - I didn't interview myself lmao, learn to fucking read. The whole thing started with someone asking me a question and the Q and A is copy/pasted from the AJC article I linked.
>hating sacramento
why? they should be next anyway. I don't own soonposting, I'm just the best to ever do it.
>Soon
>mlssoccer will never make a completely incomprehensible graphic for your non existent rivalry for the sole purpose of driving clicks from the most plastic fans in the league
>>67703633
I live in Louisville and was unaware
Nobody cares about this gay shit
>>67708734
>this shit is going to be a thing for lag v lafc """rivalry""" too
fuck this homo shit
>>67708734
>>67708745
You also don't care about booting the cancer that is Mitch McConnell, so you're instruments of your own destruction, really.
>>67708745
Support your local club, fgt.
Unless by "this gay shit" you mean the entire sport, in which case carry one.
>>67708651
Sir Elton John's rich gay ass could live ANYWHERE...He got fucking knighted but he's had a place in Atlanta for like 30 years.
>>67708664
>thinking there will be football lines
https://youtu.be/3Sud6WpRn8A?t=41m9s
got it timestamped for ya bud.
>Soon
>>67708769
At least Galaxy are already the bandwagoner's team of choice so there be any "trade in your jersey" bullshit.
>>67708701
>Steven Unishit
>>67708796
>trying this hard pretend like your team isn't already a train wreck
They unironically hired Bocanegra. The team hasn't even played a game, and they're already with Chicago in the slump buster club.
>>67708734
Miazgod hitting a homer at Yankee stadium is the best goal celebration in the history of MLS.
>>67708891
>hitting a homer
>its put on the "away" side of the graph
>>67708799
yeah galaxy is, and will remain, my local team and even if the lafc stadium will be much closer to my apartment in this sprawl called a city.
don't really care for the bandwagoners
>>67708875
whats wrong with Boca? he's had a full year to adjust already too.
>The Villages SC have been disqualified from the cup for fielding a player that played in a qualifyer for another team
FUCKING BULLSHIT
>ExtraTime Radio: NYC Derby extravaganza with Vieira, Marsch, Mix and Grella
Don't these people suck enough New York dick the other 364 days out of the year?
>>67709034
just listening to that episode now.
so much fucking cocksucking for nyc, maybe mlels should move offices to kansas so they stop sucking so hard.
>>67709030
sauce
>>67709280
Sore fucking losers.
>>67709286
How the fuck do these teams (and the players themselves!) not keep track of this shit
>>67709286
>Based use of the system
It's only a dick move if they were wrong.
>>67709286
Charleston only did this because they were sore losers but I still don't feel bad for Villages...very stupid mistake on their part.
>>67709286
holy shit, fuck those charleston fags.
Apparantly NYCFC bought the domain NYisRed.com. It redirects to their site.
These interns are getting creative.
>>67708121
>DC United that low
They're perennial mid-to-upper table.
last year it was sandwich boards, what will it be this year
>>67709579
fuck off benny
>>67709579
As it turns out, BennyBall doesn't really work in that match engine. At least not intentionally
>>67709615
>>67709615
For an added laugh.
>>67709640
this will never not be fucking hilarious
does anyone else want to fuck the shit out of Rachel Bonetta? She just seems like the nastiest sort of hoe.
>>67707357
Man City C has been playing pretty shitty despite their wins though
>>67710038
d-don't cross the line anon
>>67707274
>Utah State
That's random as fuck
>>67710056
>playing pretty shitty
Their reserves outplayed Giovinco FC yesterday
>>67709363
>NYisRed.com
Who would even go to such a site?
This is just capital A, Autism.
>>67710038
>/mls/ has already forgotten Heather
>>67710124
>rating nasluts
>>67710088
The same people who would go to JebBush.com
The world is full of autistic people that do shit you wouldn't expect anyone to do.
>>67710083
No team is more prone to laying eggs than Toronto
>>67710038
uh... duh
>>67710161
Like buy a random web domain and link it to your own site?
>>67710307
See JebBush.com
>>67710159
Heather is pure. Rachel is the slut who whored herself out to MLelS.
http://charlestonbattery.com/news/villages-sc-disqualified-battery-back-in-usoc/
Holy shit
RIP Village People SC
>>67710337
>florida
enough said, get outta here nashill
>>67710329
But that one makes sense. Jeb was a major presidential candidate, and if I had to take a guess at what his campaign's url was it would JebBush.com. The fuck in NYisred supposed to be, and why would a Red Bulls fag try to go there?
>>67710387
>canada
>>67710402
NYisRed.com went to the Red Bulls website last year. It was part of their """"""""""Derby"""""""""" hype train last year.
>>67710379
>>Two teams disqualified due to ineligible players
>>A third DQ'd for not even having a goddamn roster
Please guys, get your shit together
>second useless rivalry graphic: its not even a real rivalry edition
>>67710440
>hating canadian women
senpai. dont do this to yourself.
>>67710532
It's the DCU "Fuck you we'll make our own rivalry with blackjack and hookers" edition
Why is the East so shitty lads?
The past 5 MLS Cup winners have been from the West and the 12 of the past 14 finalist have been West teams. The 3 most winningest managers (LAG's Arena, SEA's Schmid, and SJE's Kinnear) manage in the West.
How do we either fix the East or put it out of its misery?
>>67710615
>Winningest manager
>Bruce Arena who won literally everything with DC United
Consider killing yourself
>>67710615
Put a third team in NY
Have them play at Citi Field
>>67710615
>Why is the East so shitty lads?
Fewer dumpster fire teams holding the conference back.
>>67710615
>12 of the past 14 finalists have been from the west
>That one time RBNY went to MLS Cup as a team from the west conference
>That other time Columbus won MLS cup as a team from the west conference
top cucked
>>67710637
While at DC:
>107 games managed
>2 MLS Cups
>1 Supporter Shields
>3 MLS Eastern Conference wins
>1 Open Cup win
While at LA Galaxy:
>304 games managed
>3 MLS Cups
>2 Supporter Shields
>4 MLS Western Conference Wins
the fuck you talking about? Also even if he had won more at DC it wouldn't change the fact that he manages in the West now
>>67710637
>60 wins with DC
>150 wins with LA
>2 cups with DC
>3 with LA
also
>implying early MLS results mean anything
>Bruce's worst coaching record is his time with NYRB
>it's another lesstern coast still obsess with us BEASTERN coast thread
wew
>>67710887
>it's another 'The Top East Team Would Be 8th in the West' year
wew
>>67710947
>It's a Colorado leading the west year
eww
>>67711000
>Those Numbers
You may have memed the West as well as MLS out of existence
>just got a job offer and have to train Tmrw, Saturday, and Sunday.
almost said no just because I want to NEET off to MLS forever. oh well.
>>67711000
>nyc leading the east
Its time for you to stop posting.
>>67710532
Rivals but not really
>>67711348
>NYC: We want to bring MLS1.5 where you can spend money on three big players and win
>Colorado: Stan? Stan? Are you there Stan? You own a soccer team, stan!!! DAMMIT STAN!!!!!
Totally comparable.
>>67711398
>NYC: We want to bring MLS1.0 where you can literally play in a baseball stadium
>>67711340
nice blogpost
>>67711492
>implying you cant relate
What's more likely to happen? Cubs winning the WS or the Fire getting good?
tfw i wish there was relegation so that would kick some sense into the Fire
>>67712077
I think some former player is suing them right now lol
>“In this league, you see a lot of pretend rivalries and ones that are made up, but to my knowledge, this one developed through games, actual fights, and play on the field,” Magee said. “It wasn’t made up by media people or anything like that. It’s got the real feel of a rivalry.”
MLSSoccer on suicide watch.
>>67712666
Cali Classico is based AF
>>67712666
>What was El Superclassico
>>67712735
>Now I've finally won the El Honda Superclassico, Hosted in El Home Depot Center, presented by Heineken and Audi MLS
Jesus christ, really?
>>67712735
>honda super classico
The original forced rivalry. I went to the last super classico. It was fucking dead. It had some moments over the years, but not enough to really get Galaxyfags into it.
Compare that to Cali Classico, which has had big players swapping sides, contentious high level matches, and is typically home team wins regardless of how good or bad each team is playing. Not to mention the outside rivalry between SoCal and NorCal.
>>67712666
source?
http://www.lagalaxy.com/post/2016/05/19/la-galaxy-owe-home-success-cali-cl-sico-hate-san-jose-earthquakes-insider
>>67713493
ment for>>67713426
>Soon
>>67713650
gay sauna?
>>67713841
only when you're there.
>>67713888
nice trips, but i'd never go to shitlanta
>>67713922
we dont want you here
>>67714083
no one wants to be there
>>67714083
>i'm an atlanta united poster on a finnish pole vaulting bbs
lmao'ing @ ur life
>>67714223
>being triggered by me
lel
>>67714360
if by trigger you mean you are triggering my laughter every time you post the same recycled images, then yeah for the first time you are correct.
>>67714360
>mods haven't banned this cancer yet
>>67709314
USOC player registration rules changed recently, requiring preregistration of the entire team for the duration of the cup, and Villages SC didn't even exist last year.
It's entirely possible everyone involved thought they were in the clear.
>>67714470
A committee checks every team before every match. They basically got fucked over because someone didn't do their job right.
>>67714420
not even mad. If I make your day better by doing what I wanna do anyway then thats just great for everyone.
>>67714424
not permanently, no. Never been warned or banned for a >soonpost tho
>Soon
>>67714492
I don't have a lot of sympathy though. The coaches should be able to check easily enough, unless players are trying to cover up the ineligibility. In that case, shame on those players.
>>67714976
>unless players are trying to cover up the ineligibility. In that case, shame on those players.
probably something the team can lawyer up about against the player.
>>67712666
Caliclasico is legit. SJ and LA don't like each other at all. Cascadians all root for each other in the playoffs, they are the ultimate Cuckholds
SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL
>>67715708
Awkward?
>>67715927
>relying on the past
>>67715708
What do you mean f-a-m
>>67715708
as in RSL?
>>67715979
>past
LA is winning the meme treble this year.
Deal with it nerds.
>>67716206
Not with gerrard in the team
>>67716244
No, but with Zlatan.
>>67708121
>inter miami
>>67715708
>fucking porter's portland won the mlsc up before you
top fucking kek
>>67708121
Where is the west?
>This isn't even Earnieballs true form
is louisville pronounced the real way or the missourian way
What happened to this nigga?
>>67716700
Lou wee ville
>>67716700
people who live there say it different from the two ways it looks like it could sound.
"LULL-VULL"
>>67716701
probably woulda been better off in Chicago
>>67716709
audio of this needed
>>67716700
Lew-uh-vull
>>67716732
its like...still one flowing word but it might sound more like "Lull-eh-vull" but the "eh" isnt every pronounced.
>>67716732
https://youtu.be/PFkAsyw9vlg?t=16s
>>67716788
that just seems to make it more difficult to pronounce
>>67716809
thats correct
>>67716809
Maybe it's a trap to recognize out-of-towners
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv8d-HYfrg8
>>67716910
>pictures no one will save
>>67716678
>Le autism man
>>67716678
honestly, truly, don't know who this mongoloid is.
>>67717050
Supreme Leader Earnie
>>67717050
>he never watched USMNT
i dont remember everything he did or anything but cmon
>>67717123
sorry, don't really care about the guys not on the field.
>>Open Cup 3rd Round starts in 12 days
>>67717129
he had 101 caps
>>67717246
Then i guess i should look back at past rosters. didn't get into the nt until apparently after his time.
>>67717197
Good image
>>67716910
So true
>>67716910
Haha nice
>>67716910
Absolutely awesome man
>>67716910
My favorite trip
>>67716910
Great OC bro
>>67716910
A real big guy
>>67716910
Is IE the GOAT
>>67716910
>>67716910
Feel no ways
fucking PUMPED for the Union game tonight lads, will there be a stream?
>IE trying to get himself banned again
>>67716910
>you
>>67717197
>>67716910
filterd
>>67716910
Good post
>>67717129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5rwpJzCYWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUGy--8-Pc (starts at 7:22)
>>67718079
Prob
Isn't it on Sky though?
http://www.nyisred.com/
>>67716910
That's a lot of replies
>>67716701
He had a pelvic injury from fucking too many bitches in college. He just came back and was on the bench v Toronto. Would've subbed in had Martinez not been a fat cunt
Someone rank all the """rivalries""" for me
>be me
>hate Red Bull Sportsteams with a passion
>wins austrian Hockey (ice) championship AGAIN
>german team sweeps opposing team in the finals
>"well, I still got soccer
>RB wins league for the THIRD time IN A ROW
>"maybe german Bundes??"
>First Division as boring as ever (FUCK BUYERN)
>RB-Leipzig makes Promotion
JUST
May I join you /mls/?
>>67721924
You'll be happier here, maybe not this week though.
>>67721833
>tfw A 19 year old English kid hurt himself from getting paid so much and still no gf
>>67721924
Red Bull New York can't win shit in this league.
If you hate Red Bull stick with DC. NYCFC and Union hate Red Bull too but DC and NYRB is one of the few non-meme rivalries in this league.
>>67721924
sure as long as you shit post Man City C and the NJ RedBull you'll be okay
sigh
>>67722023
What DB are you using?
alright lads im bringing my guy fawkes mask and #bannedforsmokebombs shirt to the Union game tn
hope the cameras realize how badass I will look
>>67722034
One that runs NASL/USL like real life
>>67721944
A spark of hope
>>67721989
that's good to hear
DC sounds interesting.
What about Dallas? Thought about follow them since my fave NHL are the Stars
>>67722016
>demands shit posting from people
why do you think we are here m8?
>>67722116
Dallas are pretty good. Just get ready for >lol no fans
>>67721924
Yes what's your team
>>67722116
DC play >us in like 7 hours might as well watch the beastern conference and the inaugural match of the #ShertzGemmellCup to celebrate our sort-of rivalry
>>67722116
It's specific shitposting we're requiring
>>67721944
If it pleases you this team had all the players it had to win the cups but it ends up choking in playoffs hilariously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhS95UIUHWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2iYG7vANyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGTciMW-DM
>>67722116
The NYRB-NYCFC meme derby is this weekend. Both teams have cringey as fuck fans so expect some hilarious hooligan LARPing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAWJ6Ex_Kw
>>67722175
>what's your team?
Austria is Sturm Graz
don't care enough for /bundes/
For mls I good DC as suggestion so might stick with that one
>>67722170
>Just get ready for >lol no fans
I am already used to that with the Dallas Stars
>>67722116
If you don't like Red Bulls NYCFC might be the best choice
>>67722339
DC has Bennyball which is fucking hilarious. Dallas plays more exciting >football
Someone post the image, I don't have it.
>>67722187
thx for the tip famalam
>>67722189
What kind of shitposting is needed here senpai?
>>67722414
just make fun of the NASL and NY teams and Cascadia and you'll fit right in
>>67722357
>picking an even memeier team
>>67722273
what? RB doesn't have cringy fans, that video is solely NYCFC wannabes acting like its green street hooligans attacking a pre-game nyrb hangout. check yourself please.
>>67722238
Man, that just felt so good to watch
>mfw
>>67722430
I'll try my best
>>67722497
>RB Doesn't have any fans
FTFY
>>67722409
Posted it already
>>67709640
>>67722636
Thanks pham
>>67709640
I still fail to comprehend how this was an actual game that existed
The goal wasn't even from an attacking play but some really, really bad spaghetti
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/08/08/highlights-montreal-impact-vs-dc-united-august-8-2015
>his team doesn't have fan first pricing on tendies
>Soon
>>67723140
>Poor people need fan pricing
>Not having a literal bucket full of fries with 4 chicken tenders on top
>>67723233
There's only 4 tenders in that thing? Isn't it 20 bucks?
>>67722443
>not trying to achieve ultimate meme status
>>67723270
There's more than 4, it's like 10
>>67712077
The last time the Cubs won a World Series, the Ottoman Empire was still a going concern.
Fire have a ways to go yet.
>tfw new job that only works during MLS hours
fuck. fuck. fuuuuuck.
>>67724296
>blogposting
>again
>>67708121
I tried managing in the MLS, all the meme rules and trade mechanics threw me off.
Might get a user DB and try NASL or USL, moneyball the fuck out and lift the CCL and Open Cup.
Until then I will manage the USMNT and get them a few more stars on the crest
>>67724307
all my friends are moving
>IE Bruh absolutely btfo
Feels good
>>67724355
ok normie
>>67724364
he's fine, been getting on the thread less and less recently. there is a cancer that doesn't seem to go away though.
>>67724404
I assume you are talking about >Soon posting
>>67724335
http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/449592-FM-2016-Uncle-Sam-s-Custom-USA-Canada-pyramids
If you wanna do hardmode. 1 promotion slot per conference. I recommend taking based Kingston Stockade all the way to the top
>>67722273
what if it was a false flag by real english hooligans
>>67724441
Need to mod in AFC Anchorage in that LLM madness
>>67724441
I've been thinking about just making my own American pyramid db since this one feels borderline like cheating. Don't know if I'm autistic enough, though.
Everyone in this db gets a reputation boost, MLS has La Liga tier TV money, and every lower team had their stadium expanded by 150%. I have PDL teams bidding $6 million plus for my low-potential regens. Seattle becomes a superpower team because the reputation boost lets them fill their 60k seat NFL stadium.
I just want to struggle up the leagues and bring an NPSL side to glory; I don't need Columbus winning the CONCACAF CL every year.
>>67724530
Just make sure you include playoffs
>>67724335
I hate MLS in FM
probably the best they could do but it's shit
>>67724441
Is there playoffs?
Road to Qatar is going great, while this is just a friendly, I can see this squad lifting the Gold Cup and getting AT LEAST to Semis in 2022
Moises is a FC Dallas reject that is currently enjoying a great career in Europe
red bulls confirmed only good new york team
>>67724530
I'd play it. Just do 5 mill for MLS Cup/SS/USOC and give the US 3 star rep or some way to work to be top 5 leagues. The main cheese is that winning 1 tournament literally gives you 50 million dollars for free.
>>67724591
Playoffs in that DB are 1st in West vs 1st in East, there is no Supporters' Shield.
>>67724632
Then fuck it
>>67724702
I WANT to say that the MLS-USL-NASL DB has a SS and playoffs, but I'm not 100% it has playoffs. Also that DB has 3 team pro/rel and no more conferences
who do i bandwagon after VILLAGES got kicked out of the USOC?
>>67724718
That's fine
Of course my db edit with pro/rel and playoffs never got off the ground because it was too memey
>>67724776
The Bhoys of course
>>67724612
I think you meant Rochester
>>67724801
i don't know what that is
>>67724997
Landsdowne Bhoys FC
Irish pub team extraordinaire
surprised no one has made one of these yet
>>67725182
resized my shit
>>67725230
was gonna make one, but 2lazy.
thanks anon, if you are taking requests make a doop/snek one
>>67725230
>Le Cancer Man
I'm so glad that name stuck
>>67725230
love the OC this thread has Tbh
Who's the pussy that repotered IE Bruh?
>>67725518
What did he post? I missed it
>>67725518
Stop evading your ban IE
>>67725518
>I rate IE Brah
>>67725536
Fucking same fagging his shitty "OC"
>>67725230
>>67725414
Why is he Le Cancer Man
>>67725758
because turf, and nfl, and fucking atlanta
or maybe because he got cancer.
either way, appropriate name
>>67722339
Austria-bro, as a Dallas fan, be prepared to be trolled by this fucking team. If your heart can handle it, then I for one welcome you.
>>67725834
>Get excited because they are doing well
>Fuck up the post-season
This is literally every Dallas pro team.
>>67725834
>Dallas getting 0-5 by Houston.
Wew this season.
Anyone know if there's an updated version of this?
>>67726078
No clue, but would be interested, esp now that the Scorpions have switched leagues.
Anyone know about this one too, while we're at it?
>>67726078
>mfw that game
I don't even know. Still need a no. 9, Urruti isn't the answer.
>>67726078
>>67726130
That kind of thing used to be possible with Facebook graph search (by searching "people who live in X and like Y") but that function seems to be have been discontinued.
>>67726078
>>67725922
>Houston and FC Dallas start off great
>Houston has a great game against Dallas
>Abject despair for both
Texas teams in a nutshell.
>>67726130
>Texas 10th
I'm surprised it isn't any lower than that
>>67726158
>discontinued for the public
FTFY
>>67726196
>old as shit map
GODDAMMIT, INTERNET
>>67726078
>0-5
Mmm what a game.
Also this >>67726159
Before the win against RSL fans were expecting an apology letter like the one SKC fans got from the FO.
>>67726224
>Miami FC
>Dallas the left half of the state
Literally what
are you guys ready for a lit match
>>67726224
>Philadelphia Union area doesn't even cover Philadelphia
>>67726224
>cosmos
kek
Whos ready for tomorrows HUDSON RIVER CRINGE DERBY?
we must all be on the watch for the cringiest shit we can find tomorrow either from the third rail or the red bull supporters
>>67726544
>inb4 phony hooligan violence
>>67726404
I am moist
>>67726544
>Hudson River Derby
What's that. NYCFC-Red Bulls is the New York Derby
>>67726746
>New York Derby
What's that. NYCFC-Red Bulls is the Fake Derby
>>67726544
Should probably start keeping our eyes open now for pregame Twitter cringe now
>>67725230
fucking saved
>Soon
>>67726880
Nycfc pigeon this is real?
https://twitter.com/NYCFCPigeon
Hello my American friends.
May I ask why anyone supports MLS sides when NASL teams exist? Is it simply due to location/proximity?
>>67726962
Why do you support sucking the teat of a 400 year old woman with a dead Princess.
NYCFC CHANTS SOUND LIKE CHIMPOUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ_kIo3vw5I
>>67725758
I'm sorry, I'm drawing a complete.... Blank
>>67726962
Ebin proxy Ted.
THEY ACTUALLY STOLE SHIT FROM RED BULL FANS HOLY SHIT
guess i'm getting off this thread until the real game is on sunday afternoon.
also fuck scum jose
>>67726962
I'm an NASL fan, but I'm wondering why you would assume people would support NASL over MLS if they had their choice of local teams. Any particular reason?
>>67727072
>>67727044
>>67727007
>>67726927
>Tripfag this triggered over the derby
kek
http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2016/05/portland_timbers_fans_say_timb.html
LOLOL
>>67727130
I was under the impression the NASL was more of an authentic, grass-roots type league, which focused on developing the sport and American talent. I also read they were in favour of promotion/relegation. All of the above is what I assumed most US football fans would naturally gravitate toward, rather than the owner controlled, make it up as we go along MLS type model.
>>67727267
Stop Avatarfagging, someone got reported yesterday already
>>67727267
1/10
Made me reply.
>>67727267
Obvious reason, the level of play is higher in MLS and there are recognizable players in MLS
>>67727261
>NO PITY
>chainsaw
>>67727267
Both leagues are owner-controlled, in that the league commissioner is responsible to a committee of the individual team owners. The difference is that MLS team owners don't actually own a team, they own a share of MLS/SUM and have paid $100 million for MLS to put a team in their stadium. MLS then pays the players' wages (mostly) and the franchise owner keeps the ticket and concessions revenue.
NASL is a more traditionally structured league, where the team owners actually own their teams outright, scout, sign, and pay their own players, and can fuck off to another league if they feel it's better for them. The NASL commissioner has made positive noises regarding promotion/relegation, but it can't happen until the league is built out - NASL's shareholders would never stand for the loss of potential expansion fees. Also, there's the problem of nonexistent lower league infrastructure - they'd have to skip USL, which is MLS affiliated, and promote directly from NPSL, a semi-pro league.
"Grassroots" doesn't really exist in American pro soccer. Player-owned clubs are basically illegal in the top three leagues, so your Euro-style supporter-driven clubs are limited to the 4th-tiew NPSL and other similar leagues.
Right now the sensible thing for an American soccer fan is to support your local club, regardless of league, and watch the top tier on TV if you like. I personally find MLS difficult to care about, as there is no chance of a team near me ever, and the teams don't have much to play for. Others don't have this issue - they prefer to watch the top league with the best players, locality be damned. There's room for both outlooks.
>>67727261
What a bunch of self-righteous faggots. Fuck Portland.
>>67727419
Nice one. Appreciate your take on it all. I'd never heard of the NPSL before. Having a read through the wiki entry now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Premier_Soccer_League
>>67727506
Fuck off
>>67727267
Muhammad pls
>>67727044
>soccer cooligans
Wow this is embarrassing
>have 0 fantasy players in this game
Someone give me even 1 good reason why I shouldn't just ignore this game.
>>67727619
Because you have nothing else going on in your life on a Friday night.
>>67727715
>nothing better to do than watch DC and Philly
Feels bad man.
>>67727545
It's an MLS podcast. What did you honestly expect?
I'm more embarassed that the MiB are NYCFC fans
>>67727261
>just now thinking this is sexist
>>67727072
>Garden State Ultras
>Ultras
Pls stop
>>67727899
Are they like the San Jose Ultras?
NYARKO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>67728260
DC pls
How do you guys feel about soccer games inside of a baseball park? Like the club in the OP?
>>67728421
Al Lang is literally top 5 most comfy soccer places in America
>>67728356
>>67728260
Ok srsly guis, I don't know why that's a yellow
>>67728421
Having spent the first few years as a season ticket holder at the CAB, I think they're comfy but look like shit on TV and can't be used long term or you're fucked.
>>67728526
I dont think NYCFC is leaving Yankee Stadium anytime soon.
>>67728576
That's why I mentioned the fucked part.
>they unironically move into rba
THE SHANTY TOWN OF FILTHYDELPHIA
>>67728598
Why are they even fucked? The location that NYCFC is in means everything. An iconic building inside of the city, not in jersey or long island or upstate
>>67728667
Because they'll always play second fiddle to the Yankees and everyone inside the city, in the league, and outside will continue to give them shit after Garber fought for years to get a team & SSS in NYC proper.
I still like them more than the Cosmos.
>>67728421
It's cool on an occasional basis, like when they had the WC qualifier at Busch Stadium, but it's no bueno for a whole season
>>67728716
Half of these teams play 2nd fiddle to an NFL team anyways
>>67728725
All of my friends who went over for that game said it was a pretty shitty atmosphere over all, mainly because Busch pushes the sound out. It apparently felt soulless.
>had to sell my own ticket because the game ended up being way too early for me to get over after working. thanks ussf.
>>67728746
2 current MLS teams share a stadium, only NER gets the shaft, and ATL looks to be making it fairly even, even with the Falcons being the bigger deal.
NYCFC is a bigger issue for MLS long term compared to the Revs & their stadium situation.
>>67728746
I think they're down to just Seattle and NE now, right? DC still has RFK, but at least they're not sharing it with anyone
>>67728818
>DC still has RFK, but at least they're not sharing it with anyone
I wonder why...
This match is an abomination.
>>67728818
Technically four if you include CFL but no one in TO gives a shit about the Argos and the Caps/Lions mutually benefit off of each other. Just 2 NFL with ATL next year bringing it to 3.
>>67728850
Is the new DCU stadium under construction yet?
>>67728866
we all know why, but i'm not going to bother typing it out.
>>67728818
They need to knock RFK down..
>>67728850
Buzzard Point >soon
>>67728890
5 if you count Stade Saputo mainly being the Canada MNT's home stadium
So what if teams share stadiums. The only problem with YS is the acoustics, fucked sightline and the sod around infield. Anyone else that tells you otherwise is salty. Like Greg Vanney. Fuck Greg Vanney.
>>67729010
I don't count shared homes with NTs, especially since they've been moving about a lot more recently with BMO & BC Place. YS just isn't a good place for soccer and is still a long term problem for MLS, especially since Garber has promised a NYC SSS for so so so long now.
>another eastern draw episode
I don't this semen slurping conference is for me.
DRAWADELPHIA STRIKE AGAIN
Good game
BASED UNION
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>>67728997
please hurry
>Soon
another boring as fug game
UNION ON TOP
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>DC owners promise to spend big once the stadium is finished
when?
>Dee See You
Well, it's back to my animes now.
>>67729307
i was just talmbout this. are they going to do that?
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/20/human-foosball-and-celebrity-sightings-heineken-rivalry-week?autoplay=true
>human foosball
Is there Portland-NY cringy hipster rivalry?
>>67729307
They're going to build a mediocre stadium in DC and then they'll try to sell the club. God willing, the new owners will give a shit about both competitiveness and their supporters, and not the disinterested minor-league mess it is now.
>>67729388
I remember there was a Red Bulls Timbers thing where they were trying to prove they were more hipster. Was ironically hilarious.
>>67729471
>tfw a NFL owner free MLS
That would be nice to see.
>>67729568
Truly something worth soonposting about.
>>67729583
Wouldn't that be something major to possibly help push for pro/rel?
>>67729516
>RB/Timbers
How could this even possibly be a "rivalry"
>>67729617
Nope. In the end it'd be 40 non-NFL owners that paid 100M to shit around in a closed 2 division system
>>67729568
the dream anon.
>>67729627
http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2015-09-20-portland-timbers-vs-new-york-red-bulls/details/video/50070
I wish I was kidding
>>67729617
MLS is structurally opposed to pro/rel, even if some owners might want it. The best we can hope for in our lifetimes is a parallel system of open lower leagues. Also that the MLS model doesn't get exported elsewhere - the founding EPL teams would have loved to set themselves up on top forever if they knew it wouldn't cause rioting in the streets.
>>67729882
I hear that the EPL wants to restructure as it is.
kek
>>67730065
>>67729882
that's my main worry if MLS becomes top league. Either single entity gets exported to other leagues or pro/rel will be forced upon mls. It won't be fair once individual clubs realize that they are literally bidding against a whole league for players.
our year lads!
>tfw touched Nogueiras shoulder
UNION!
UNION!
UNION!
>>67730384
>BIMBO
>>67730943
Dope bread, tastes like first place nigga
>union and colorado leading their conferences
what a time to be alive
What a time to be a meme
>>67731016
>tastes like fifth place nigga
FTFY
>>67732044
STAY
MAD
>>67729300
Saw a guy with a Perth Glory shirt at the game, what a time to be alive
>If you have to ask if its a rivalry it isn't a rivalry
Based Curtin knows this week is a meme
>Soon
>>67732294
What's the best way to drink a Coca Cola slushee?
>SPOON
What time does their first game start?
>NOON
What will the team be for the first year?
>NOOB
How would you describe the guy who always posts these?
>BABOON
>>67732077
STAY
BAD
>>67732988
FIRST
PLACE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Satuday 5/21 (home team first)
Indy Eleven vs Minnesota United, 7:30pm
Rayo OKC vs Ft. Lauderdale Strikers, 8pm
Sunday, 5/22
Ottawa Fury FC vs Jacksonville Armada, 2pm
FC Edmonton vs Carolina RailHawks, 4pm
NY Cosmons vs Tampa Bay Rowdies. 6pm
>>67733614
Some fivkin loser posted this late at night
>the blasted ass of the Inland Empire
>>Whitecaps 2 still undefeated
>>Have to play them Wednesday
>>On short rest
>>67733614
Ironic shitposting, is still shitposing.
>>67734001
Aren't you from. St. Louis? Why are you awake
>>67734015
>>implying 1 AM is ungodly late or something
>>67733879
what happened? I don't follow sawker I just saw my home region on the front page
>>67734042
>homeland region
Louisville? They're at the top of the USL standings.
>>67734001
>>67734015
>implying anyone here sleeps
Posting at 11am when you should be working is fuckin' pathetic.
Posting at 2am is how shit works around here and you should get in line.
>>67734052
oh, I thought he meant the Inland Empire, nevermind.
>>67734042
a tripfag from literally-where-land Empire got his pic deleted.
should be ashamed you are from that area.
>>67734061
Inland Empire is a fictional construct that doesn't actually exist.
Like Narnia or Wyoming.
what's the deal with american outlaws?
they seem like tryhards, make me want to not associate with them at all.
>>67734142
They are tryhards. I'd say they're not quite as cringe as the Ultra LARPers of MLS, but they're mostly the same people.
>>67734142
It's right there in the name
WE'RE OUTLAWS, ISN'T THAT SO FUCKING ULTRA
>>67734142
join real ultras lad
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIGiybRHD0I
>>67734142
What happened to Uncle Sam's army?
>MLS after dark
Who actually /merch/ here?
>>67735459
>merch
w-what?
>>67729882
With pro/rel, It should be like the old English League system with a closed 2 division system with league members having the chance to vote off the bottom 3 of the bottom division and accept someone else instead of them
>>67735481
Who actually owns swag...?
>>67735524
>welcome to capitalism
>>67735459
#swag
http://www.stubhubcenter.com/events/detail/campeon-de-campeones
Can MLS do something like this?
memes
>>67736559
What, pointless moneymaking events? Yes, they're called summer friendlies
>>67735459
>there are unironically people who dont own anything from their local team
In a different world, LA Galaxy reaches 5 in 2017 with DC United reaching the year after
>>67735815
It allows the league to expand to new markets without moving teams willynilly,
>>67738823
And this, no comment
UNION
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>>67739358
Based Austria
i'm ready to draw/lose again. Noperino will wind up playing the entire 90 I'm sure.
2 bongs and 30 bings for the meme bowl.
I got a new meme pic ready for today
>SOCCER SATURDAY
First games in ten minutes.
New thread, too
>>67735551
>>67735551
>>67735551
ARE YEW READY FOR SOME DIVEGRASS
>NYvNY
Who /soccerstream/ here?
>not loading up on BBQ and Tex-Mex for HOU later
>match thread
Well I'll be
NEW THREAD BITCHES
>>67735551
>>67735551
>>67735551
BANTS
>not supporting your local USL squad
Did the janitors every take care of the extra threads?
Also, how 'bout them Dynamo?
>prepare for NASL
TOO MANY STREAMS, WHAT DO
Very disappointed in all of you, btw
WELP.
Today went well.
Good morning, /sp/
Still not sure?
Wut
DELETE THIS
>>67777888
>>67778399
>janitors slept in this weekend
Don't look at me, kiddo, I actually follow the rules.
ayo HOL' UP JANNITORS
SO YOU BE SAYIN
THAT
YOU
DO
IT
FOR
FREE
crashing this thread
bump limit in 2
>>67785499
Same t b h
>>67785556
we did it reddit!
>>67785607
Well done, let the migration now be complete.
>>67785635
JUST
>>67726224
>That one folded Atlanta franchise has all of North Carolina
try... again.
>>67728421
absolutely disgusting.
>>67787285
>>67787285
>old MLS logo
Into the bin it goes.
>>67787153
>implying im not still here waiting for your shitposts
![[SINCERE DOUBT].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jQ0QXUe.gif "[SINCERE DOUBT]")