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>Fri. 5/20
DC United @ Philly Union, 7pm FINAL 0-1
>Sat., 5/21
NY Red Bulls @ NYCFC, 3pm
HOU Dynamo @ CHI Fire, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Orlando City, 7:30pm
FC Dallas @ New England, 7:30
Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Real Salt Lake @ Sporting KC, 8:30
Colorado Rapids @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sun, 5/22
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Portland Timbers, 4:30
SJ Earthquakes @ LA Galaxy, 7pm
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?
>which side are you on?
less meme side
I was gonna use this one too. But I liked the one with all the teams more
>21 posts early
Absolute autism
>>67743949
Im an attention whore, please give
>(You)
Wish your ban was longer
UNION
N
I
O
N
Who NPSL here?
>>67744064
For what purpose
>>67744064
>tfw most local club is in the ASL which pays players a few hundred dollars per game
Id actually go out to see them but they only play saturdays and thats when i work
>>67743573
Each conference has meme teams, once LA2 and Inter Beckham Miami start is when we will see a critical meme mass
https://m.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/4kae05/portland_timbers_fans_say_timbers_army_chant/
>shag your women
Just when i thought Cascadian supporters couldnt go any lower
NEW YORKKKKKKK CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Are we posting in here or the game thread?
What channel is the game on while the FA Cup match ends?
>Union chokes 2 (two) cup finals
>Palace chokes a cup final
They were made for each other.
>>67748394
It wont start til the FA cup finishes
>>67748386
Game thread of course
>>67748060
>>67748715
Fuck off
>fox first channel
Is NYCFC elite?
>>67748920
LAFC v LAG NYCFC v NYRB on fox every rivalry week for the rest of our lives
>>67748811
Why? No one actaully discusses games in this thread
>Tfw when sheikh terrorism sponsored fc will crash another plane in NYC to make room for a stadium.
>>67749039
Ya we do
is it civil war because mlels is single entity?
>>67749416
>American sports league
ITS HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/garryhayes/status/734081363339534337
>3 threads when this thread was made first.
Is this autism hour for MLS?
I don't watch MLS ever, only have this on because it's after the FA cup final.
Why is the crowd stealing UK song chants?
>>67749671
of the 3, this one was made last.
it's been reported.
>le tiny header man
Based Dax
>>67749927
Dax can suck my dick
who decided playing in Yankee stadium was a good idea?
>>67749799
Fuck off Yuroboo
>taking your trip off
>>67749849
Are you fucking dense?
Look at the OP
>>67743351
>>67735551
>>67748060
Game thread was made last followed by the other thread, last thing we need is a cluster fuck.
>>67749982
What
>>67750005
Bruh check the time again
>>67750063
Who cares this one is more active and has more posts
Good atmosphere
Everyone killing each other
Is it a rivalry if the other team hasn't won a game yet?
>>67750350
fuck off
This game is lacking
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Morgan, Perquis, Endoh, Lovitz, Osorio, Hagglund.
Bench: Willis, GarcÃa, Miranda, RodrÃguez, Warner, Anibaba, Manotas
Cubo still with the U23s
>>67749799
what part of FA you from?
>>67750877
Sean Johnson is alive!
>It's another numerous Red Bull players getting murdered episode.
What's the ideal mls for you ? I'm thinking 24 teams comfy rivalries
>New York Shitty
>poor Saunders
NYCFC defense.
>Dead Pigeons
>>67750877
gg on getting De Leeuw I think he's a great fit with the MLS
>who's your daddy.
WHOS YOUR DADDY
Fucking Wright Phillips is the Pigeon Slayer
>GETTING BTFO BY THE ENERGY DRINK ACROSS THE STREET
binks gonna get blacked
>THE SHITTY OF CITY
>NY IS BLUE
LMAOOOOOOOO
Vieira mad
>>Old Folks' Home FC getting BTFO
Hey we have a game thread for this
Use it
NYCFC
>>67751592
kys pham
fucking wondo
MEMEIS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Orozco
>Chandler
FUCKING KLINSMANN
SACK HIM GODDAMMIT
>>67751859
Also
>Kitchen
Fuck this shit
>no Miazga
>>Timmy Chandler
>>67752028
He's played 3 halves of club soccer this year
>no messi in forward
fuck klansman
>no morris
>no gonzalez
>choke-olowski
Klinswoman out
>pink cow dead pidgeon
How many more will Da Bulce score? This feels like a cheeky 5 nil win.
>morris btfo
>>67750738
>Mo babouli
>Canada
KEKED
>faux in charge of not having little talking mice in the booth
>watching mls
But seriously, anyone have gmt of the new York Derby?
>>67752413
Everyone here is from America, why the fuck would we watch a league across the ocean
>>67752478
Because it's better
It's literally the more American thing to do
>>67752520
The more American thing to do would be ignorant of Not America
>>67752520
you sure are one to talk about what or what is not american.
>he's 5'9"
fucking Dax
>>67752520
>Because it's better
Being plastic fucks who support a team that you will probably never go see play a game in person is not in any way better.
Supporting your local team is no doubt the more American thing to do.
>>67752520
>The more american thing to do is watch European Sports
Uhhh, no.
>>67752685
I agree, i dont have a local mls team but will have one
>soon
OH MY LORD AHAHAHHAHAHA
HOLY
FUCK
I'M
SHAKING
>0-5
jesus christ
>kick of the Muyl
Great game
>happy marsch
might be a former goat fuck, but he's not that bad a guy
>This is a rivalry
No this is murder
STOP STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
woah nyc lmao
WHERE ARE THE MEMES
>mfw lampard gets a season debut at 7-0 scores and celebrates
>/mls/ wont have to deal with NYCFC fags anymore.
Probably an influx of Bulls posters though.
>>67753038
Oh God please
Please
Please God
>>67753016
On the baseball diamond. Where they're playing soccer.
>>67752478
I watch football from different leagues senpai. And believe it or not the mls is rather entertaining
>mfw I have BWP
Should have captained him but maybe Giovinco will go ham as well.
>>67753038
I got you, what are the chances that he "gets" another injury rulling him out for 5 more months.
>>67753101
Where the football club is playing soccer
Villa wew
>>67753124
>nycfc is on a roll now
>villa guaranteed some goals
Why do I keep falling for this fucking meme. Fuck damn it.
At least I didn't captain him, and my H2H fell for it too.
>>67753121
Most people here watch multiple leagues also, don't listen to that autist
>that glance at pink cow fans with a broad with giant knockers in the middle
also you would think marsch would know more spanish from chivas
>comprende
>I support my soccer fc franchise.
>>67753330
actually my local franchise does sc, but yes.
stream?
>>67749967
Suck my dick, mate
>>67753385
>that flag
>that word
>>67753362
It was on the FA cup channel brother
Here's a utube one
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM-v69MYTh0hr7mi_3JPbaA/live
>>67753016
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/soccer/video-nycfc-red-bulls-fans-clash-yankee-stadium-article-1.2645178?utm_content=buffer1f6da&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=aclayton+twitter
>No one in the stands
Nice "sport"
>>67753545
>home team losing 5-0
nice b8
>0-5
Frank is drowning in a river of blood.
So after today the rivalry pretty much escalted between fans now right?
I'm going to the galaxy quakes game tomorrow
What should I expect?
>>67753756
They are the only ones who are taking this seriously
>>67753756
The rivary is basically how fast can Red Bulls fill shirt orders now.
>>67753802
Traffic. Bad parking
>>67753802
L
A
GALAXY
L
A
GALAXY
L
A
GALAXY
>>67753852
I can expect the bad parking but traffic? It's a Sunday afternoon bro and the stadium holds like 20,000 people. It's not like I'm going to a dodgers or Lakers game.
WE MUCHO TRABAJO NOW
>>67753426
thanks
>>67753978
Don't say I didn't warn you senpai.
>>67753802
>Go early,very early.
It's going to be lots of fun dude.
0 - 6 lmao
>>67753802
goals
>>67754022
Do you know if the usmnt players are going to be there or in Puerto Rico? Like zardes and wondolowski.
Is NYCFC throwing this game?
It's one thing not to defend set pieces.
It's another to IGNORE THEM.
>>67754060
the pr game will be mostly european and mexican leaguers.
the mlels players don't leave until copa america
Alright lads look for fight videos and >hooliganism now
0 - 7
0 - 7 lmao
0 - 7 0 - 7 0 - 7
0 - 7 0 - 7
I can't breathe
>0-7
my sides
>N...Y...C...
>***CLAP***
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>67753588
I don't watch this shitty sport
Saw a picture of the attendence in another thread and decided to laugh at the most pathetic fan base on /sp/, american soccer fans.
What's it like being hated by both Americans and shitty foreigners?
>mfw NYFCF activated my trap card
>>67754302
MLS is the most comfy league in the world. Shame you'll never know that i feel sorry for you.
>NYCFC now has a -6 GD
top kek
> -6 GOAL DIFFERENTIAL
THE SHANTY TOWN OF NEW YORK CITY
LOL
>PigeonFC
Seems about right.
>>67754302
What thread
>>67754347
Comfy? It's the worst league of a shitty sport no one gives a shit about
There is a team named after an energy drink.
You have shitty psuedo european chants that are embarrasing
You have teams called "football clubs" when the league is called major league soccer
Should be relegated to /asp/
>>67754447
bitter ass plastic detected
>>67754302
To be fair that picture was pre-kickoff, even in countries where soccer is the main sport nobody really sits out and watches the players warm up when you could be having another pint in the bar, only tourists and children do it.
The attendance was 35k which isn't too bad for a club that has only existed for like 2 years lol
>>67754447
Have you even been to a game? Maybe you should take a chill pill, have a beer and watch a game live. Then you can form your own opinion instead of spouting memes on a Chinese cartoon forum
https://twitter.com/settingthetable/status/734135655173922816
>>67743351
Union top of the east!
NYCFC btfo!
IE Brah is gay!
hip hip hurray!
Fitting
>>67754566
Are you the same Austrian from yesterday?
What happened to Dallas and DC?
>>67754678
not the same Austrian
8-0?
This is redonk.
>>67754700
Got it. Good to have another Union bro though
>>67754738
I feel like Union have the most fans on /mls/ maybe we should make a strawpoll
>9-0
>7 fucking nil
may as well end this rivalry now because you can never live that down.
>>67754759
It either Union or LA, I can't tell.
>>67754447
i'm not a diehard futbol fan here in mexico, but this is so true, the chants seem so fake and forced, it's stupid, the only way to earn those chants and all the stuff that football is all about is by having a team that is at least 60 or 70 years old, and only south and latin america has that, usa will never give a shit about futbol, you call it soccer for fucks sake.
Drop Lampard and Saunders and get a new DP keeper for NYCFC right now
has villa or pirlo ever lost 7-0 before?
>>67754882
They need a whole new backline
That takes more than 3 dp spots
>>67754843
NYCFC needs to fold.
>>67754759
union really?
that's just because the fags are on top on mls2, when they get exposed they will go back into hiding like always
This whole "Rivalry Week" was set up by the MLS or it's just a schedule coincidence?
>negro managers
not even once
>>67755022
It's planned
It's just something to drive up interest
Is anyone watching any of the other games?
Chicago scored
And has a lead!
I may be a Sounders fan but at least I'll never be a NYCFC fan
>>67755078
wow, that's so plastic, only americans could have come out with something so stupid and unproffesional
I have no idea how one team can be so dysfunctional
Do they give out free red bull at red Bulls games?
Please at least let it be discounted
>>67755168
reminder that our league is not even old enough to drink yet
why is orlando montreal a rivalry
>>67755168
>argentina
>only sport in soccer
>USA
>MLS is 5th most popular
>still higher attendance
>>67754447
>There is a team named after an energy drink.
There's a team named after red bull that's coming into the Bundesliga next season. Is their league shit?
>>67755212
Because Atlanta doesn't exist yet
>>67755168
It gets even worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLS_rivalry_cups
>>67755206
>>67755230
I was being ironic, we have a Rivalry Week too since 2014.
>>67755168
What's wrong with planning Rivalry matches around the same time? Makes for a large amount of exciting games all at one time for viewing pleasure.
It actually has it's roots in college sports. College football teams would generally schedule games against rival schools to end the season, and it has essentially become the norm for most American sports to do that.
>>67755304
ah sorry argiebro, don't follow the argentine league so missed the irony.
>>67755329
There is nothing wrong as long as it follows the schedule
>>67755415
Well it does, it's not like they pick a random week very separate from every other week to do it.
Rivalry games are a great way to test yourself at the end of the year or have a mid-season gut check imo. I like the way American sports handle them.
The Red Bulls win equals the record for the biggest margin in MLS history. The Los Angeles Galaxy beat the Dallas Burn 8-1 in 1998 while Chicago Fire beat the Kansas City Wizards 7-0 in 2001.
>>67755985
both of which came back during the formational years of MLS
so what does it say when you get walloped that bad NOW
>>67755985
Wow that was truly a beatdown. NYC fans should be ashamed
>>67756035
I'll find out soon. About to hunt down butthurt on twitter and reddit
>the atomic ant
Comments on that "hooligan" video
>Only 5 minutes left for the Crew to find a way to fuck this up
>my feet hurt
>>67743351
Game highlights anywhere?
>>67756882
>the Red Bulls are not better than us
You literally can't lose 7-0 to an inferior team, it doesn't happen
>>67756882
wow
>>67756939
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/21/highlights-new-york-city-fc-vs-new-york-red-bulls-may-21-2016?autoplay=true
I'd think the league would want people to forget this happened.
>>67757026
Found some other delusion like that elsewhere, I just can't find it now.
>Houston losing to Chicago
Just fucking give Coyle the boot and put in Wade Barret.
>>67756939
Mlssoccer.com has every games highlights.
>>67757121
>>67757089
Thank you
Enjoy
Why are new York soccer fans such try hards?
>>67757250
Lack of hardware
>>67757224
#ayyyyylmao
>>67754507
Based IE Brah with the elite truth bombs >>67754892
prob not
https://streamable.com/rjgx
Lampard getting booed
>>67757301
>Lapmard
NASL thread because janitors aren't deleting extras today:
>>67757256
>>67757256
>>67757256
>>67757347
>nasl thread
>>67757388
Yep.
orlando down 2-0 in the 64th.
come back 2-2 93rd.
calling it
>>67757584
am i the only one who's entertained by this?
>>67757674
Nah
that's enough fucking plebbitards
http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/05/21/usa-copa-america-roster-klinsmann-pulisic-morris-guzan-howard-usmnt
>no morris
What the actual fuck that guy is mexico kryptonite and hes been good in MLS. At least he's taking bobby wood but morris is clinical. How klinsmann keeps making awful personnel decisions and getting away with it I will not know.
Why am I an Orlando fan? We fucking suck.
>>67757224
>dat quacks butthurt smell.
>>67757897
Honestly, for what reason would I be butthurt?
>>67757815
>#WEAREHOOLIGANS
>>67757910
>Galaxy whoop ass on scum jose history.
Oh those memories.
>>67757954
gorillas in the mist
>>67756882
>They just have the belief that they will win
kek, I thought the 'I BELIEVE' thing was just a meme.
Does the real salt lake even have fans?
>"we" suck
>Larin and Higuita will be sold soon
just fuck my shit up fampai
>>67757815
>nycfc fans playing the victim
Thank you based /mls/ for blowing out redditor mls fans
>>67757815
Literally cant handle the banter. these people are the worst
https://twitter.com/sunday_sports/status/734154576165777408
>>67749542
Do you support red bull still?
>>67757891
>memeis
>good
No left foot and he's been average. Good decision to leave him off as well as Nguyen
I want to watch the MLS but jesus christ the reffing in these games is so awful and inconsistent. I just watched some guy dive when he got bumped into and a flag almost went the other way
>>67758316
>this statement isnt made for every league in the world
Larin is fucking GOAT
>>67757815
>redshit & MLS
kys
I'll be sad when Larin is gone.
>>67758316
While the reffing is pretty bad in MLS bad calls happen every week in every league, people just look for any reason they can to justify why they shouldnt watch MLS... As i tell everyone hop on the meme before you become another nycfc pleb who hops on the casual bandwagon and makes an ass of himself and gets shit posted
>>67758420
I should. I have this sick obsession with NYCFC fans.
Is skc vs rsl the only real rivalry in mls? Involves players that actually don't like each other rather than relying on muh geography
>>67758695
Montreal vs Toronto, DC vs Red Bulls, and San Jose vs LA aren't real?
>>67758735
Do they have reasons for being rivalries other than location?
>>67758778
DC/Red Bulls that epic shootout (not pen, shootout) series in 1996. SJ/LA... come on now, if you're in this thread you should know.
>>67758695
SKC and Houston
Dallas and Vancouver
>>67758778
First one is a cultural thing spanning many sports. Second two have involved cucking one team or another out of play offs for the past 20 years.
LAvsSJ has had plenty of bad blood, I think the Califags here would tell you that.
>>67758778
San Jose vs LA is hands down the most legit rivalry in the league
>>67758815
>>67758823
>>67758824
Ok. I only watch SKC games so I really have no idea about the rest of the league.
>>67758866
>skc homer has no idea there is other rivalries besides his
>>67758866
LA vs SJ is hands down going to be the best game of this weekend. You should probably watch it.
I'm saying that as a East Coast fag also.
>>67758911
I couldn't care less about the rest of the league and there isn't really a reason for why I should care.
Larin/Kaka pls
>>67758947
then don't ask a fucking question you don't care about
>>67758947
>Fly over hipster doesn't know shit about this league
>>67758971
You are triggered. Which team has the fans that get triggered the easiest?
>>67759005
skc, now fuck off faggot
>>67758997
>mfw I've probably been watching mls longer than you
>mfw that makes me more of a hipster
>mfw I'm better than you
>>67759029
I have learned that you are an NYC *clap* fan. Your team lost by 7 on national tv
>>67759040
I'm a WC 2010 babby, I'll admit it.
I am watching mls since Preki was there, I am the biggest mls fan here. I even have a first official mls ball and photo as a proof.
>>67759087
nope, also enjoy your another no cup this season
>>67759154
this
>>67759154
Preki was so fuckin based. I have like 6 different things signed by Preki. Back when SKC was the wizards and played at arrowhead, it was ez pz to get autographs
>tfw have an original mls ball signed by entire kc wizards team from whatever fucking year that was
>>67759186
Who are you a fan of autismo?
>>67759040
insufferable faggot too.
not much going for you flyoverite
>get back home
>7-0
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>67759237
Mad about sporting?
Does RSL have a player that isn't bitchmade?
dat nigga redding.
>>67759280
what? no the wizards are ok, don't think about them too much.
Tommy Redding is going to get looked at by eurofags and Klinsmaanfag soon. Dude is legit.
>>67759379
o baby u r mad
>>67759040
You may have been watching the league longer but you don't know shit. You probably thin Landon Donovan played his whole career in LA
>RSL confirmed offsides on goal
Why has Garber announced the refball decree upon SKC?
>TURF
atlantafag you see that shit?
>>67759475
>got a point away from a single counter attack
nah pham, i'm just fine
>>67759523
>implying I wasn't watching when the Wizards were eliminated in the conference finals by a landy cakes golden goal back when he was in San Jose
I love mr don ovan for his team USA stuff tho
can we trade memeis with larin?
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
>own goal
It's not meant to be tonight
>tfw we'll lose Larin, Higuita and Redding to yurop
What game are you faggots watching?
>>67760081
iktfb
>>67760121
thought i was going to watch the literal flyover derby, but ended up watching the end of a nasl game.
>>67760121
>watching anything but 7-0 on loop
>>67758947
>Ask stupid question
>Get rekt
>hurr i don't cur bout league
I guarantee I've had ST's longer than you, been to more games, and I don't even live in the same state as my team anymore.
Get fucked retard.
>>67760179
I literally have never watched NASL, any teams worth watching?
>>67760198
I've been soaking up NYCfag butthurt all day pham.
>>67760239
>NASL
>Watchable
naw
>>67760239
Eh i don't watch it either. Waiting in a team to be closer to me.
>VAMOS OOOORRRRLLLLLLLLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67760280
>says the league that allowed a match to played on national television on a baseball stadium
I can't believe people actually watch a plastic league full of fake, plastic "franchises" instead of clubs. My local 5-a-side league has older teams than MLS does, lel. That's not a joke.
You have no community, fakes fans paid or bribed with free shirts to attend games. Just shit this shit down already it's an embarrassment.
Why don't you get off your arses and support your local town clubs and make REAL football happen in America, not this shit which will fail like all football plastic franchise leagues do.
You will NEVER know what's it's like to walk down the road past your local club's football ground on he way to school, where you'll gloat or suffer from the local rival club supporters, be a part of a 100 year old continuation, celebrate winning the league at the pub, or swear blue murder on relegation day.
No, you'll support "Real Salt Lake", 1000km away from you. Because that's you local "franchise". And if another "franchise" opens up 990km from you, you'll jump ship and support that. And if you come last, no biggie, you get the first pick of new and best young players! Academy? What the fuck is that? Fucking faggots.
GOALLLLLLL
>>67760426
>this coming from a league with a college lacrosse stadium hosting their flagship team, has a team that plays in a high school stadium, and one that plays in a minor league baseball stadium
>>67760426
NASL doesn't play in baseball stadiums?
NYCFC is abomination, and if all of their fans were gassed I'd give zero fucks. Fuck Qatari money.
>>67760215
>ask question
>get autistic rage
>also get answer
Win win for me m80
>>67760471
wew lad
3/10 here's your (You) m80
>>67760471
>in on a saturday night copypasting bait
>>67760471
saved
>>67760548
If you'd actually watched MLS as long as you said you have, you wouldn't have asked that question.
Or maybe you're just retarded or the real autist. Have fun figuring that out, might explain why you're not currently at the game.
>>67760471
ignore the mLels shills, real fans are trying to save US soccer from collapsing from that ponzi scheme
>>67760683
Good lad support your local team
>>67760679
>only watch my team's games
>hurrr you should know bout all the other teams
>>67760722
>>67760471
Your tiny Cuck island is smaller than California. What the fuck do you expect a league to do thats only 20 years old?
POST THE FIGHTS FROM TODAYS GAMES NOW RIGHT UFCKING NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
ILL sample
https://twitter.com/EmpireOfSoccer/status/734072219790397440
https://twitter.com/garryhayes/status/734081363339534337
>>67760515
>>67760526
Difference is, this will never happen under NASL if they were 1st division. Enjoy being controlled by NFL owners.
>>67760471
the franchise i follow is my fucking local team.
closest to me in this fucking sprawl.
fuck off you cnut.
>>67760894
where are the sandwich boards
>>67759040
>being gay makes you better than me.
>>67760908
A franchise is not a team you cunt
>>67760471
Quality post m8 outstanding
>>67761004
pic related is how many fucks i give
and until /mls/ gets afc anchorage off the ground, stuck with this
Fucking 1 on 1 with the keeper and Dwyer kicks it over the goal. Fucking shitter
>>67761067
>imma sporting
>>67761004
Why am I not allowed to get drunk and watch shitty MLS games on a Saturday afternoon?
>>67760873
>population 35 million
>can't make local teams and local leagues
I expect you to grow some balls and support your local team faggot
>>67760986
Your wife's son is proof of my full hetero
>>67761004
You're such a faggot, go watch your shit local "club" get ass raped by the big clubs every year then.
>>67761146
Your FA cup tried to be like the superb owl today. You all wish you were America. Bow down
>Soon
>>67760471
>this flag
>this topic
>>67761214
>play British sports that Brits invented for kids
>call Brits jelly
Nah. But that doesn't matter anyway, support your local club instead of a plastic babby version of another based English sport.
>>67761339
Your singer couldn't even remember to sing.
>>67761214
>Your FA cup tried to be like the superb owl today
And everybody here hated it.
>another Brad Davis kick goes directly into the wall
Fucking hack
>>67761428
It will try more and more to be like the superb owl as the years go by. Enjoy your charli xcx halftime show in 5 years
>>67761339
>invent for kids
>all of your adults are completely obsessed by it
are all brits children?
>RSL faking injuries all game
>SKC not dealing with that bullshit and refusing to play it out of bounds
>RSL players faking head injuries now so the ref is forced to stop play
>>67761168
>Your mom won't stop calling.
Sure son.
>>67761667
>not making atl a nigger and the shitposter
Ima sporting
>>67761185
Building up a club from scratch and seeing it go toe to toe with the big boys is a bad thing how? This is why America needs less plastic fans and plastic franchises, you don't know what sport is.
>>67761789
Your memes are valued and appreciated
>>67761789
solid memery.
>>67761818
>Brushing your teeth is considered a good thing now? This is why America needs less toothbrushes and less dentists. You don't know what dental hygiene is
>>67743650
rape
It's surprising rapids haven't gotten more goals just off set pieces considering how fucking tall their centerbacks are
>>67761873
Lel
>tfw exaliftin
Sallad exposed
>>67755168
We do this in our league too, so we can't talk
webm of the Orlando game winner incoming, if /sp/ allows me.
future proofing this thread
here you go lads
it was actually pretty nice. Excuse possible potato quality.
>>67762939
>there will never be a goal scored in the run of play where a defender doesn't raise his hand for offsides
>>67762939
Larin has proved me wrong he's still scoring pretty well
>there are people who rate memeis over larin
>>67763079
>tfw larin is canadian
>>67763109
>we will never have Larin up top with Dempsey playing in a false 9
instead we have to settle with strong meme black man but maybe he is injured
im not against giving bobby wood more starts
>>67763079
Larin is GOAT. He's going to Europe. Just hope >we make the playoffs first.
>>67763177
You wont make the playoffs until you have your own stadium :(
>>67763237
:(((
but the stadium is going to be so nice
>>67763177
>>67763382
shame larin won't be playing in the new stadium. Got to pay off that stadium money somehow
>>67763400
actually they are enticing people to put money into the stadium by offering them green cards, kek.good thing is the team gets to own the stadium and doesn't cost tax dollars tho.
though yeah Larin prob wonnt be in the new stadium. :(
>>67763177
>He's going to Europe
I wouldn't be proud of that
>>67763571
>his team can't consistently produce prospects and sell them for millions
face it mls is a seller's league in denial
>>67763571
Not really proud, just accept that it's going to happen. If he's successful? I'd be proud.
>>67763660
Spoken like a true cuck
>>67763651
Not a very American way to think
>Klansmann chose to tie down a shitty collelge player Memeis over the true upcoming goat mls striker Larin
Just another reason to fire him
>>67763731
Larin has no connection to the US
The Rapids are just too good this year. Everyone else might as well just give up, cause it's over once they get Tim Howard in goal.
>>67763716
>wanting players to stagnate
nah
I swear Colorado's goalie always looks like he hasn't slept in weeks.
>>67763816
First of all, there's tons of examples of Americans going to Europe and ruining their careers
But still staying is better than being some rentboy for Yuros
>>67763731
Larin is Canadian you stupid fuck.
God damn I can't believe how retarded some of the people posting on here are.
>>67763716
The best players in the world require more money than a lot of american teams are worth. MLS is a cuck league until they either raise the salary cap or get rid of it entirely.
>>67763859
If they are good they will succeed, simple as that. Why do you think all the rejects go back to MLS?
>>67763975
Link's Awakening is the best Zelda game
>>67763731
K E K
E
K
nice b8, here is your (Du)
>it was a good day
>>67763768
>>67763925
>>67764042
Oh fucking please, Larin would have chosen us over fucking Canada who cant even qualify for the hex or any international tournament. We managed to tie down Krauts who've never stepped a foot here or spoke English before deciding to play for us
MLS is so gay. I hate you all so much for supporting it
who can stop the crapids?
it's crazy, they and sallad cf are running away with MLS1
also fucking hate the unbalanced schedule.
>>67764094
>100% Canadian
>Already cap tied to Canada
Again, stop being retarded.
>>67764112
don't cross that line you homofag
>>67764128
LA can catch them. Still very early in the season too. Don't you remember Seattle huge lead a few years ago?
>>67764128
>who can stop the crapids?
U N I O N
>>67764094
his parents are jamaican and he was born in fucking canada. Those krauts you're talking about were military brats with US parents retard
Just came to thank you guys for finally killing the biggest memes in the history of mexican soccer.
>>67758259
>there is a Neo Nazi MLS club
>>67764217
>mediotiempo
don't know what connotations this site has, just see it greentexted whenver i make it to a liga mx thread. so here is a greentext and a (Tu)
>>67764166
good luck, crapids might be the only team with a non meme defense.
how BIG can this derby get lads?
https://twitter.com/wrongsideofpond/status/734092952847458304
>>67764414
back to /r/mls
>we
actually won tonight
>>67764217
your memes will be integrated into our culture and become greater than you could have ever imagined
The MLS is so fucking boring.
>>67765138
>The MLS
>>67765138
Yep, can't wait for usoc day. Comfy games.
>>67765351
You always post randomly at night
>>67765913
He posts whenever he makes it back to the computer shed at the farm.
>>67765913
I post when they play a game, or its a NT game
>>67765941
you have no diea what sacramento even looks like, do you
>>67766167
Shut up cowtown
>remember it's the NY derby
>check score
>spit morning tea out
kekekekek holy fuck what's wrong with shitty
>>67766179
It was definitely memorable though.
>>67766179
>A City reject scored two
kek
>>67766179
Viera is a shitty coach
Old Yuros are shitty players
Oil Sheiks are shitty owners
>>67766179
won't lie, entertaining game.
even if all the mlels shilling almost made me skip it.
Was Lamps really that bad?
Why are NYCFC so cringe
Sorry I'm late
HERRERA
E
R
R
E
R
A
Holy shit, 4 goals in a game
>>67765351
saw you got Trickett-Smith from Liverpool
hope he does well for you, lad
>>67766931
Insecurity
>>67766179
>Five (5) goals allowed off set pieces
>>67766179
I hope the meme will die now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ_kIo3vw5I
is the third rail the only supporters group for nycfc?
>>67766179
WHY DID MISS THIS, FUCK
>>67766179
kek
>>67766916
Yes, rated as the worst signing in MLs history
>>67766931
Because their fans consist of people who didnt want to support a team 20 minutes further away that existed for 19-20 more years than man city c
>NYCFC deleted their swap your rbny tweet today
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>67769737
If Red Bulls had any balls, they'd put up their own jersey swap now.
Game thread for the US game
>>67770583
>be nazi club
>lose
that only works for lazio
>absolute disaster on fantasy
>still win h2h
I would like to thank my opponent for doubling down harder on NYC than I did.
STL FRANCHISE WHEN
Whoever the soft cunt is that keeps reporting people in mls trash talk is a faggot and can get fucken.
>>67772148
>Whoever the soft cunt is that keeps talking about plebbit in /mls/ is a faggot and can get fucken.
FTFY
>>67772148
Wot
>>67771300
Dubs say that this is the only acceptable variation of game thread.
Laurent Ciman got called up by Belgium
>>67772148
Whats ur username :^)
>>67771132
>we have a girl who runs the social media accounts so it would never happen
>>67761789
The sign shoulda had a meme arrow desu
Whats with all the /mls/ threads on /sp/? Is everyone butthurt or something?
>>67777930
We had two autists make threads before the last one 404'd, then the New York meme bowl happened.
how am i supposed to find streams if no MLS games ever get onto r/soccer streams
streams are literally the only thing reddit does right but it cant even do that right
FUCK
anyone have a san jose/galaxy link?
>>67778255
its not hard at all
lmao you use reddit to find gamestreams
>>67778358
using rojadirecta now but that shits wack 99% of the time, at least for live streams, after the fact its cool
This is still the main thread right?
>>67778950
Yeah still plenty of replies left
That faggy guy keeps bumping the thread with like 40 replies so maybe we'll go there when the timbers game starts
Day isn't over yet folks
>Bench: Hamilton, Klute, Dewsbury, Grabavoy, Barmby, Asprilla, Brett
>>67781490
>Tornaghi, Smith, Jacobson, Teibert, Perez, Rivero, Mezquida
>>67781638
>erik hurtado still alive
well i'll be
>>67778255
>post @3pm EST
>game doesn't start until 730pm est
Chill hombre, watch Por-Van first.
>>67743351
I want to die after the NY Derby game.
>hasn't been a single Plastic FC post all day
Thank you based Red Bulls.
lets not fuck up the threads next time yeah?
>dat retarded tifo
kek never change mlels
>Hongcouver
>>67783696
>pa leldou kah
>play a REAL team
>lose
Holy shit.
>>67782788
Might as well commit suicide over a plastic feeder team pham
Im surprised Seattle v Portland wasn't this week
>>67784510
Because MLS only thinks there is one rivalry in the league
>>67784510
seems like a huge oversight.
theirs is one of the better rivalries in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_smIvO5g6I
holy shit
>>67784510
"Rivalry week" are probably assigned to weeks with the most games considered to be rivalries
If it was assigned every team would play their biggest available rival
Not sure how that would work
>>67784806
Vancouver is in memecadia too
>>67784960
Yeah, but Portland and Seattle probably see each other as their primary rivals.
I don't think anyone has really hard feelings about Vancouver.
>>67784946
How much struggle can their be in a team less than 2 years old?
>>67784960
so?
>>67784960
vancouver is completley ignored in all cascadia rivalry documentuaries/videos its a three way derby and nobody knows that
Great games this weekend, hosers.
>>67784946
>>67785057
I didn't forget about you bb
>>67785104
quality post
>>67784946
why am i watching this entire thing?
>So many games this weekend
>>67785128
Like this thread.
>>67784946
>that whiteboard
>that yurosnob kit/jersey/whatever
>I decided to support nycfc
>i supported the redbulls before nycfc
wew
>>67785225
>all those letters
If we get a Carolina MLS team, can that be NC/SC FC?
Just give them a fucking mascot, kids, this is AMARKA
>>67785225
can't wait for the lafc version that will feature a chicano doing the same thing
>>67785301
The difference between LA and NY, is LA's original team is successful
Wew lads
>>67785306
You know, I did that, but then the mods didn't delete it like they should've, so now it's just anarchy.
Anyway, your mom's pussy is pretty tight considering how fat you are.
>>67785385
yeah but that won't stop traitors from defecting.
>this many mls threads
>>67785407
>>/halo2/
>tfw Captain America likes soccer
>>67785443
This t b h
+1 post count
>>67785449
>/sensibleergonomicdesksetup/
>>67785407
>>67785443
cry about it some more bitch niggas. we will just migrate to the other one soon enough fuck.
Kill this thread
No one make a new thread. Just don't.
Move to >>67735551 when this one reaches 500
>>67785589
This
>>67785581
we're trying you faggot other OP, thanks for the bump.
>>67785551
I think the bigger issue is I've accidentally made a 2nd NBA or MLB thread before, not realizing someone had, and it'd either get deleted, or I'd get warned, or I'd get a 3-day ban. Because the mods like those sports.
This being a soccer thread, it become the trailer park stepchild.
>>67785581
>>67785622
Not the OP, but DIE DIE DIE
(op is an autist)
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>67785622
I'm bumping to kill it
Im not other OP
>>67785650
who cares about what the faggot mods like or not.
>kill this thread
It's one of my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS
Okay, we can move on in peace now
>>67785700
are you aware of this thing called "sage"?
>>67785705
WE DID IT
USA USA USA USA
>>67785702
the mods/janitors ignore these threads.
or else they just took the weekend off as the new ones are installed, how the fuck should I know.
