The USA start their ill-fated Copa América campaign by playing a "historic" friendly at Puerto Rico
Starts in about 1 bong on FS1and UniMas
>>67770583
Starting lineup?
>>67770606
Your mom and her ten black bulls.
>>67770583
>USA vs Puerto Rico
This is like Spain playing against Galicia
we all know puerto rico is gonna lose
>>67770960
>>67770981
It's mostly a goodwill friendly
Most of team isn't even there
>Orozco
Gotta be awkward for Ream and Morales
Surprised that Rob Stoned hasn't pubbed the Bundesliga playoff second leg yet so we can see Timmy Chandler play before the Copa.
Zika virus is the real winner senpai
>>67771661
If you see him play you won't want to see it again
>>67771781
>Patrick López
Why not just play this in the US? Puerto Rico is barely a sovereign country anyway.
>>67771277
>a lineup that actually seems reasonable and makes sense
Don't worry Klansmann, you can still fuck it up when the real games begin.
>bedoya
>>67771822
Puerto Rico isn't a sovereign country you mong, it's a usa territory
will puerto rico become your 51st state?
>>67771911
why not, we already embrace white genocide as is.
>>67771911
Nope, don't want to mess up the flag
This broadcast is awful
>>67771911
>adding solid blue state
Not gonna happen.
>>67772035
>adding solid blue state
Hmm, sounds like a good idea. FUND IT
>>67771911
BUILD
REAM'D EM!!!
1-0 USA!
>not sure if no ones in this thread cuz its just puerto rico or everyones just a weeb degenerate who are still asleep
>>67771911
I sure fucking hope not, we need to let them go if anything.
>>67772458
I'm here but the US is playing so mediocre against such a small opponent that there's nothing to comment positively on.
>>67772458
A little from column A, a little from column B, I'd say.
I'd also say degeneracy is the ideal state of life, but that's just my opinion.
>yfw we lose to some tiny island's B team in their 18th sport
>>67772579
>european based players lose to some nasl/usl scrubs
Eurosnobs on suicide watch.
Kitchen needs to trap it, settle it, then select a shot rather than trying to one-time it with an awkward-looking kick.
>this pathetic fixture
Well fuck, I can't wait until England vs Gibraltar!
Lol get rekt spics
Wood scores!
2-0 USA!
Puerto Rico is currently #152 on the FIFA Rankings. Below the Dominican Republic & Curcao, above Mauritius & South Sudan.
...and 9 spots above New Zealand
>kiwis
>>67772823
Nice, 'straya.
Shitposting is SO much more effective when the facts are on your side.
If we can do this agaisnt porto Rico imagine what we can do to Colombia!
>>67772907
REMOVE CARTELS
>>67772854
kiwis = new zealand
that poster = australia
2 different countries
nice wall, that's how to build it
>>67772926
Yeah, I know that already, and that poster has the Aussie flag, not the NZ flag.
With any luck Chandler will get crippled and Ream can have his spot
>>67773002
>left footed right back
Well well, PR made that look easy.
JUST
>2-2 draw confirmed
This squad is going fucking nowhere this year lads
This team is going to get 0 points in Copa America
>opponent scores once
OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FALLING
Tbqh that was shitty defense but a very, very good strike
its over we are so fucked for copa america
>Klinsmann hasn't been fired yet
>>67773099
fifa rank 152 do you know what this loss is gonna do to our fifa coefficient
>>67773021
Yedlin at right back, Ream at left
>it's a Ream and Yedlin kind of episode
meh
this will be a short copa america
>>67773138
Bad things, I'm sure.
>>67773149
>It's a 3 center backs and Yedlin episode
FTFY
Is it too late to replace Orozco or do one of us need to Tonya Harding him?
>>67773138
Do friendlies count in the rankings?
>>67773241
im pretty sure but significantly less
>>67772823
how the fuck did New Zealand almost make it to the WC in 2014?
Guzan can't stop getting shitted om
Odd question, but do US States have official teams? If Puerto Rico can field a team then states like Texas, California, Ohio, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina should easily be able to.
>>67773296
Competing in the Oceanic world cup qualifying helped
had they played an Asian team in the playoff, they might have qualified
>>67773296
Because they're in the Oceania confederation, which is made of poor islands. All the good islands like Australia and Guam went to the AFC.
>allowing a goal to a shitty spic island who cares less about soccer than we do
God we suck
>>67770583
Is that stinky looking Mexican on the American team?
>>67773307
Puerto Rico is more like an affiliate than anything
>>67771911
Someone post stream and GOAL for PR.
any chicanos in here?
>>67773463
Pay debts.
>>67773470
Right here. Why?
>>67773307
*Unincorporated territory, we are on par with the Indian princely states back in colonial days.
as much as I don't like fox sports, I hate Taylor Twellman so I am glad he is not commentating
>>67773473
Not in your lifetime.
>>67773530
how can you stand to watch american commentators? i just mute the tv
>>67773470
Ayy.
Nice slag btw
>>67773307
don't know why we are holding on to it, if we are going to keep it just a territory.
either give it statehood or let it float on its own.
>>67773463
>>67773503
>>67773531
Are you guys voting for Bernie? He's the only one who will bail you out.
>>67773651
They can't vote for president
>>67773470
d-does she like chicanos?
>>67771821
EL PERUANO Y SUS PALOMAS
>>67773650
Literally for military exercises. And hot women.
Why are there Finn flags on the corner
>>67773650
They voted to start the statehood process last election.
>>67773651
We can't and I voted for Trump in the Republican primaries. And I believe Puerto Rico should not be bailed out.
>>67773687
Really? Then why the hell are they involved in the primaries?
>>67773687
They do vote in the primaries though.
Also
>make risky investment in tiny island bonds
>analpained when your investment falls through
>>67773749
>I voted for Trump in the Republican primaries
do you hate yourself or something?
>>67773720
I didn't.
>>67773749
Congress is already planning to give you guys the Detroit treatment and send financial planners to unfuck your island.
>>67773752
Political parties are private organizations. They can do whatever the fuck they want.
>>67771821
I couldn't find if he had a team
>>67773692
Am I missing something?
>>67773720
yeah i know that
>>67773699
plenty of countries occupied by us, that aren't labelled territories.
>>67773781
No, I don't. I hate the Communists in PR tho.
>>67773749
René feels the Bern, why don't you?
2nd half underway, faggots.
>>67773752
The Republican and Democratic parties aren't actual government entities
They're private organizations that happen to produce a candidate
>>67773810
It's latin american thing, Peruvians eat pigeons and are self-hating. Just look up the Peruvian Nazis on google images.
>PR gets thisclose to scoring again
isn't puerto rico part of USA?
that will be like Argentina vs Islas Malvinas
>that fucking miss
holy shit this team phams
>>67773853
He writes good songs, but he is a twat in real life.
>>67773893
We are a colony, that's the difference.
>>67773893
No
It would be England vs the Falkland Islands since England can actual defend them
>>67773928
What do you guys think of the US? Do you like us?
Why'd they get the village drunk to work the camera?
>>67773893
No. That's the Falkland islands, a British overseas territory.
So it wouldn't be like that at all, anon.
>>67773928
just stop PR anon, no need to speak of yourself like that.
>>67773893
Except PR wants to be part of us in some way.
>>67773960
las malvinas son argentinas fyi tbqh
>>67773946
I like the America and it's constitution, but not it's goverment. I'm one of the few who are nationalistic about PR, the rest etheir like American Liberal culture or are bi-culture.
>>67773964
But we are, what else are we?
ARRIOLA SCORES!!!
3-1 USA!
>>67774010
The Malvinas are Puerto Rican.
>>67774066
either a state or a sovereign nation.
no need to settle with colony or territory nonsense
Is Paul Arriola white?
>>67774027
>pr nationalist
>voted for american nationalist
Cuck
>tfw Mexico takes a stinky dump all over the Amerilards at the Copa America
build wall amirite xD
>>67774096
MOTHER OF GOD
>>67774119
Hey, be nice to our puerto rican friendos
>>67773463
I've been to that place
>>67774111
We aren;t a sovereign nation, no army no PR citizenship, are head of state is Obama. But we have a different constitution, different official language, different political parties.
>>67774096
Name?
>>67774144
More like Fire Klinsmann but nowadays Klinsmann could take a shit on the pitch and not even get a stern talking-to.
>>67774144
CHI
H
I
>>67774185
one of the davalos twins
>>67773893
Like Spain vs catalunya
>>67774147
Gemela Davalos, look her up
>>67774119
Be nice, I voted for a better America
>>67774150
Thanks
>>67774168
Pls come again, we need more tourists and money
>>67774096
6/10
>>67774180
but you don't have to settle with that you brute.
starting to rethink this territory shit.
>>67774239
>white women in charge of ass
>>67774096
Best twins ever family
>>67774233
More like Spain vs Basque but with less murders.
>>67774269
>>67774267
>>67774251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGesDTdNyA
How can this be team USA? none of them are fat
>>67774239
>money
I'm broke as fuck now
>>67774348
It is the future.
>>67774348
Some aren't even born in the U.S.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA take that you bean and cheese eatin niggers
>>67774780
>this flag
>this post
I appreciate the show of support, but it feels kinda awkward.
>>67774840
were you not here for the world cup?
most of /sp/ was on USA's dick
>>67774840
>posted from my lawnmower in LA
>"the door got physical with him"
>>67774840
Brits and Australians are our closest allies on this board outside of bait threads made by shitposters. If you frequent any international general, it is super obvious. Germans are just autistic and every South American country/ Mexico has the worst case of sour grapes on the planet. Always funny to see a BR or Mexican that thinks their country is safer or more developed
>>67775006
>If you frequent any international general
There would be the issue; I don't. OK, thanks for filling me in.
>>67774902
This tbqh. Anglo pride is real.
Except Canada.
>>67775006
>Brits and Australians are our closest allies on this board outside of bait threads made by shitposters.
Just wait until you a MLS discussion.
>>67775131
yeah anglos will go full bantz with each other, but if some other country starts shitposting, then they allies come out.
why is klinsmann playing all these shitty players?
FT.
USA 3 - 1 PR
julian green played 61 minutes of competitive soccer last year. He started a CL game for bayern.
Are green's parents paying klinsmann or something?
>>67775262
It was a goodwill friendly
>>67775369
The U.S. should have raped us by at least 8, they need to do a lot better with the attack and defense.
is Bobby Wood retarded by any chance?
Since no MLS players played this game, who will the eurosnobs blame for this pathetic performance?
>>67775385
Klinsmann likes to treat the national team as a promotional tool.
>player struggling with his club
>you don't need to train with those bozos, come on down the national team, and show off your "skills"
>>67776476
It's obvious no one gave a fuck
No one had a "We must win this mentality"
Plus either players were worried about getting hurt for next season or Copa América or pissed they got left of the roster
>>67777193
I don't know how they let Betancourt go all the way put it through Guzan, but I think even in friend a "must win this game" mentality must be ever present.
