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WCF Game 2 tonight 7pm CST
Blues lead series 1-0
WITH BINS YOU WIN
>rags
Thornton scores 2. Screencap this
First three words that come to mind
>28 posts early
>>67655890
>boss makes me work late so he can go to the game
>mfw he does this every time the Blues play
>>67656103
Pens in five
>>67656269
Just let it die
>>67656363
Is Bishop still dead?
fucking funland
Sometimes I give my own posts a (You) just to get things started and encourage others to respond too
>making a new thread an hour ago
>old thread still needs 20 more posts
>OPs new thread doesn't even have news or a dank meme
Kill yourself you sack of shit. Seriously hope the based mods delete this and ban you
>canadian goaltending
we should be playing tonight. not the faggot nigger loving blues.
>Tampon Gay not allowing pens fans to wear penguin colored/branded gear to the game
Holy fucking shit that's pathetic.
>mfw canada tries to get under the skin of based laine
The average Minnesotan NHL player averaged a PPG of .465
I doubt any state or province had a higher average.
Meaning Minnesota produces better overall players than anywhere.
>>67657959
Feels great, doesn't it?
Corey Perry did nothing wrong.
>>67658018
Perry was just trying to get back at Winnipeg for calling him Katie Perry by injuring their future star.
>>67658089
>Oilers goaltending
its only natural that Finland memed on >us
>>67658171
>get shut out
>it was the goaltending
>>67658299
It should have been 0-0 going into overtime. The first goal was a bad turnover by the goalie followed by a softie through the five hole, the second goal was super soft under the armpit, the third goal was because the goalie way overcommitted on the first shot and couldn't cover the rebound, the fourth goal was on a bad rebound.
>>67658430
>our goalie should have gotten a shutout too!
Score a goal.
>>67658468
that's what the shootouts for fampai
>>67657974
Half of that arena will be Pens fans.
Dany Heatley reportedly signing in Finland
>Lahti
God why
>>67657974
did the same things against the wings.
>the leather skinned burn pit of Tampa
>>67658537
No it wouldn't. The regular season pens game had pretty much no pens fans
>>67658540
#60in16
>best prospect in decades has glass shins
>>67658700
Lol
Penguins fans want to make America great again
https://youtu.be/S_v57k-SlUE
bill
>>67659376
>>>/reddit/
>wings out of playoffs
>griffins doing okay
>almost get swept (3-0)
>game 4, down 4-1 in the first, win game 5-4
>game 5, win 6-1
>go to game 6 because I smell a comeback
>griffins play like garbage and throw away like 5 PP chances (1 in OT) to get the game winning goal and get eliminated in OT
like father like son
>>67659449
>mad
>at bill
>>67658822
>trusting finnish memes
>not taking the solid advice of adding 20 draft spots to the projected finnish draft spot
i feel sorry for wienerpeg and the team after them because laine and memejärvi are busts
>>67658822
>tfw every year best prospect in decades
>>67659487
>laine 6+4
>kneelander the 2nd 0+0
hmm?
>people think Nyquist is amazing because he's scoring points against Kazakstan on a huge ice rink
>>67659564
>Nyquist isn't amazing
i'm sorry but have you even watched him play?
he's literally the only one creating chances for Sweden this tournament
>>67659580
Nyquist is shit
>>67659580
yeah, against europeans on a huge rink. Teams that aren't as physical with a shitload of extra space.
the NHL has way more physical play and smaller ice
@67659587
>>67659601
lol why would he make a face like that?
>NBA to add ads to jerseys
lmao
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
Yo what's the scoop my main duderinos?
Watching the game with you cats will be hella fresh
Thank you for not bullying, finlan. I will not bully you if we win in the knockouts
>>67659657
>>67659669
>>67659685
Finnishheritagemind
>>67659843
Chad please go
>yfw Laine is reddit's guy
>>67660183
What kind of bitch fights with his stick?
>laffs
>>67660240
>america needs a weapon to defeat canada
>>67660302
>americas best players are a balding manlet rapist and a fatass
wew
>62 replies
>7 unique IPs
Nice "sport" guys
>>67660578
Fuck you
Fight me IRL life
>62 replies
>7 unique IPs
Nice "sport" guys
>rags
Poo poo pee pee
Sandwich
>>67660989
REE
>chokers
>birds
>sandwiches
What memes do pengins have?
Hey /sp/ I'm going to the game tonight. Anyone coming?
>>67661074
le chubby reddit man
>1 hour till puck drop
>hoc is dead as fuck
"grow the game"
"non traditional "markets""
>>67661074
The best of all
>>67661088
And without a testicle
What went wrong?
>>67661088
He was ours before leddit tried to claim him, newcunt
>>67661129
Went home and missed it when he returned after the lockout. Asked to leave and the Devils allowed it because his contract actually sucked shit and the cap recapture was going to murder the team
>>67661129
Average lazy russian
>>67661129
Lazy. One of the most talented players to play the game imo
>>67661263
>tfw Ovechkin is the only Russian who managed to score over 500 goals
>>67661292
Same with kovalev
>russians
>>67661295
New to hockey, how many cups has he won?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA
>>67661393
Zero.
>>67661393
Zero
>>67661421
How will they even recover when Datsyuk and Zetterberg quit?
>>67661446
They won't unless they pull off some magic trade
>>67661471
Holland is an expert in turning low draft picks into stars
>>67661490
they haven't had a great late round pick in a while, you could argue marchenko was a great late round pick if he can start producing points but right now he's just another 5-6th defenseman
Attention: Take a moment and give kind regards to based Suomi.
that is all
>>67661626
Regards.
>>67658579
> he seriously believes this
Anyone else watching nhl pregame?
What if that kid was black and the blind dad never even knew he got cucked?
>>67661626
Their memes are growing stronger. It will be a huge challenge for the other hockey-playing nations to develop and implement counter-meme strategies to contain the Finns.
>>67661767
just another good-for-nothing laine hater
>>67659515
>yfw he's a huge Blues fan
>Finnish Shins
>>67661825
he's a big guy
>>67661792
their memes cannot be defeated
>>67661842
For the Blues
Would you attend this college, /hoc/? Do they offer PhD's in Advanced Meme Studies?
Is there a gayer team left in the playoffs?
>>67661945
shittburg's crosby's
>>67661807
> you either believe Laine is one of the greatest players ever or you hate him
top lel
>>67661934
>private school
No thanks, Kaleb
Any one of you here?
>>67661825
>yfw he's an alcoholic and can't get roles
>>67662008
I didn't even imply he's GOAT, projecting much?
>>67662166
did you even read the post I originally linked
>>67662068
me on the right
>>67662185
Yes, I did. Have you?
>>67662229
well meme'd
>>67662257
well leafe'd
>4-0
game thread where?
holy shit burns looks like such a fucking degenerate. absolutely disgusting.
>>67662406
No bully
>>67662427
Quoth the finn
>>67662407
>beaners and chimps in charge of a gamethread
SHARK THREAD WHERE!!?
>copying the sharks skate-out song, by a band from the bay area
Wew lad
>>67662578
Shut the fuck up little mexico faggot
wheres that link senpai
>Forget phone at home
>Come back from work
>Check IIHF scores
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP)
>>67662685
>c4n4d4
>>67662945
what did Finland do before hockey and the internet?
>>67663159
Whimpered under the boot heel of Sweden
>>67662735
>>67662945
I didn't get to watch... why wasn't Canada able to generate? Was Finland disrupting puck distribution or attacking the half board cycle?
>>67662945
its
its beautiful
>>67663224
lived an idyllic life fishing and picking berries as they tranquilly walked the beautiful country admiring the lakes and comfortable snow.
At least the loss was to an actual hockey country
Lol I just remembered the World Cup is a thing that's happening.
This is going to be such a bust.
>>67664049
will you root for team north america with me?
>>67663346
canada dominated the first period
but after >canadian goaltending allowed the first meme goal they pretty much stopped playing
koskinen was great all game and rest of binland was good the last 2 periods
canada gooned and took a lot of penalties
>>67663159
idk there was a great depression early 90s before internet so I guess just drinking
>>67664283
oh yeah,
>tälpötti :D was really bad and let in some memegoals
>>67664146
i always root north america, fuck europoors.
>>67664899
are you stupid? he means north america rather than canada
>>67664146
I am
Have any of you seen this 'Undefeated" site?
https://theundefeated.com/allday/black-hockey-fans/
>if people are actively calling the Kings the “Kaaangs” in Los Angeles, I might have to move there.
>WE WUZ KANGS
>>67664925
mcmeme - eichel - matthews
duclair - larkin - domi
drouin - couturier - gaudreau
hall - monahan - saad
rnh
thoughts?
>>67661857
Damn, is this shopped?
>>67665439
why is mcmeme on the wing
>>67665931
so he can use his speed more and meme on the rest of the world
What's the whitest city with an nhl team?
>>67665931
Swap the 4th with the 2nd and I like it.
Saint BLEW IT literally blown the fuck up. Absolutely pathetic club. It's always nice seeing literal reddiTURDS blown the fuck out. Can't think of a more reddit team.
What would be better, a stl or sjs championship?
>>67666909
There's always the reddithawks. Definition of plebbit right there
>>67667124
who cares
>literally booing your own team
Is there a more patheric, reddit team? Maybe you niggers should pander more to your token Tweeters.
Pathetic cuckolds. Embarassment of a franchise
elliot? more like lelliot lol
>>67666909
No team will be more Reddit than the Hawks.
>>67667161
Oh, hey Reddit! DIdn't see you lurking in the corner? I'll post your reddit camwhore, maybe that'll cheer you up from your PATHERITIC loss tonight. Don't forget to upvote!
>>67667179
they played like nigs they get booed
>>67667124
sj desu
>>67667207
You're meming but it really wasn't his fault. Team played like shit all game long
>>67667236
>instant damage control
Lol bet you actually think I'm a poos fan don't you Mr reddithawk
>its a reddit gets btfo episode
so when will you cucks go back? really getting sick of your pokemon and shit. embarassing club for a embarassing teeam in a embarassing city
upvote!
>>67667277
The 1st goal was kinda soft. So was the 3rd but that was pp I guess so not really his fault
Here are some shark things since sharks won.
I haven't seen St. Louis get this rekt since their last race riot.
>memes being exposed on every other team
Who is the best goalie left in the playoffs and why is it Jones?
where were you when reddit got BLUEn the fuck out? total cuck team, glad the redditors are going back
>>67667179
>booing a bad performance
>implying thats not normal in pro sports
>cuckolding mentioned
now this is shit posting!
>>67667372
murray is better tbdesu
>>67666327
in the USA? Denver, Colorado
In the league? idk probably Winnipeg desu
>>67667394
>>67667419
last one.
#67667394
#67667367
#67667419
Stop forcing reddit memes
>>67667372
>>67667404
Vasilevsky looks much better than both.
>>67667316
Meme Magic strikes again
>bloos lose
>immediately start falseflagging as other teams
>>67666909
>>67667179
You're really, really butthurt
>>67667404
Jones: .923 and 2.01
Murray: .928 and 2.14
>>67667549
murray is also playing leastern teams
>>67667549
Murray has had to face real offensive talent. Jones hasn't.
Show me a game Jones single-handedly won. Not even a pongsnigger and convinced Publix will win.
>>67667614
>rags/playoff craps
>offensive talent
stop
my sides can only take so much
>>67667647
upvote
>>67667549
Jones got bailed out by two posts and a few lucky bounces. Should have given up at least 2, potentially 4.
>hurr he's good because he got lucky!
Jones is a positioning goalie, he just tries to be in the right spot and hopes the puck hits him. He doesn't have good vision or tracking of the puck once its in flight, his reflexes don't seem all that fast and something tells me if people could shoot top shelf without getting the post they'd score 60% of the time there.
I mean I know Californians are new to hockey and post "muh stats" to pretend they know what they are talking about but in hockey you have to actually watch the games and understand the positions to really see who is good individually, and who is being carried by a better team/lucky bounces.
>>67667732
>get blown the absolute fuck out 4-0
>"he got lucky, we should have gotten 3 or 4"
lmao @ ur life
>best goalie
>best playmaker
>best sniper
>best offense
>best special teams
>best offensive defenseman
>best defensive defenseman
>best depth
>best finn
>best conference
Kek there are actually "people" that didn't pick the sharks to win it all
>>67667778
I did
>>67667732
>t. never played goalie
>>67667778
>best sniper
Thats Bill friendo
t. Sharks fan
z_z
>>67667766
>implying I'm a Blues fan
lel nice rebuttal, your meme argument got BTFO. Jones is average as fuck and everyone knows it.
San Jose is just hoping to win in spite of him, not because of him.
>>67667812
kipps post bum
>>67667818
t. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtus
>>67667818
>shutout against reddit's favorite team to win the wcf
>"""""""""average""""""""""
contain the salt lad
>>67667778
FTFY
In n out is all over norcal but it started in socal, togos is a better one for a norcal image
would you eat her poop ?
>>67667802
Pavelski has been over 20% for the playoffs and is leading in goals, dunno what bill is at but that sounds pretty impressive to me
>>67667870
>shutout in the WCF
>didn't even get first star of the game
tells you all you need to know, anyone who watched knows that shutout came with asterisk next to it.
Better hope his luck doesn't run out.
>>67667934
>Better hope his luck doesn't run out.
Seeing as the bloos have been riding elliott, and he's been broken, I don't think the sharks have to worry about that now
>>67659601
>bulju :D
>>67667934
People have been saying this since the sharks acquired him and he keeps winning.
Also why are posts counted against him? If the puck is hitting the post and not going in it means he isn't wasting any coverage on shots that are missing the net.
>>67667778
Ffs take BART off that image. Only thing worse than driving in the Bay Area is taking BART. They jack the prices up constantly, the trains are pieces of shit, their employees are mongrels who can't ever get fired, and they cant expand the service to save their lives.
For non-califags referennce, BART has been trying to expand to Antioch/Pittsbirg area since the 1980s. They even passed a tax to pay for the construction of a new BART terminal and line in the 80's. They JUST STARTED laying the tracks last fucking year.
>>67667976
Yeah, but getting swept in the cup by Grandpa Bay will be pretty embarrassing desu senpai.
Although I will be laffin. Because aside from the Stars fans, Sharks fans are the biggest bandwagon shitposters who are generally clueless about the sport.
Stars are already gone, Sharks get BTFO in the cup. Will be nice to see everything fall into the right place.
>>67668016
>the net is wide open
>brouwer chips it into the post
>GOOD SAVE, IT MEANS HE LEFT NO SPACE!
lol, you didn't even watch the game. Stinky beaners are the worst.
>>67668042
>whoever is facing STL happens to be the biggest bandwagon
I don't think I've even seen a fanbase with a bigger victim complex
>>67668081
This baka senpai.
>>67668042
Lelmao sharks might be the least bandwagon team of all time in any sport after keeping their attendance so high from the very beginning despite all the choking they've gone through.
>>67668023
>For non-califags referennce
>Antioch/Pittsburg area
You want to know why the entire country hates your? This right here. You unironically believe the entire nation is familiar with the Norcal region. You are actually worse than New Yorkers.
Best decision of my life was leaving that sordid state.
>>67668121
you just hate us because you ain't us.
>>67668067
Still kept the puck out friend.
>12 saves when shorthanded
>>67668081
>>67668101
>still calling me a St Louis fan because ironically his own victim complex is so immense that he can't handle advanced hockey criticism so he must resort to a comfortable strawman
>w-w-whatever, bloos are shit lol. I know you already said you dont care about the blues, but fuck it I can't handle legitimate hockey discussion without memes!
Try not being a disgusting bandwagoner and less people will expose you as a casual.
Then again Californians are the worst people, so its probably impossible to find a decent sports fan there. Nothing but shallow bandwagoning. You were an LA fan just two years ago, topkek.
>blose
>>67668161
>stop strawmanning me!
>I'll strawman you!
truly the epitome of arguments, jayquan
>>67668067
>he doesn't remember literally 2 days ago when the sharks put 3 off the iron in the final minutes
What's the best meme to come out of the NHL this year (so far)
>>67668252
Tranpa gay lgbtning
>>67668252
Memes aren't good. Anything where the punchline stays the same, and only the setup changes, is shit.
>>67668252
tampa transgenderism desu
WITH BLUES YOU LOSE
>>67668121
it doesnt really matter that you know the specific location
so why are you picking on that?
>>67668252
Babcock to Toronto
Babecock to Tampa
>>67668252
Reddithawks
>>67668355
Because he's a fucking autist who gets mad about everything
>>67668355
Because the post was "tailored" to people who've never lived in the Bay Area. And then goes on to assume people outside of that area are familiar with it.
>>67668154
Born in raised in Noe Valley you stupid faggot.
>230 posts
>11 unique posters
>>67668517
holy autism
Quick, who signs where this off season?
>>67668517
>read between the lines
we dont miss you
>>67668592
>the rest of the world isn't cuck like us
>a-autism
Tell me again how great in-n-out it?
>calinigger infighting
I like it. Your transplant is right though, we all hate you and you're stupid faggots.
>>67668619
It's pretty good, but I haven't gone much since high school
>bishit has experience with cramps
lmao
>>67668659
POOPOO JOKES SO FUNNEH
>>67668686
found the virgin
>>67668613
Okposo to Minnesota is just waiting for the ink to dry
Imagine how much better Crosby would be if only he had Jon Drouin’s work ethic.
>>67668694
How is Edmonton ever going to find a winger to replace him
>>67668714
Or not a seven year old girl's chin
>>67668725
Lucic is coming to goon it up on a line with McDavid and Stamkos.
>>67668737
Is that you JR?
Guys. It turns out I get Korean TV locally, why are they so ugly? Kpop lied to me.
>>67668613
Reimer to stars
>>67668785
Where do you live? Seattle?
would anyone like me to do a cook along
>>67668860
Kentucky. I have 2 channels, KBS and one that's airing some drama. It has subtitles though, and the girl is kinda qt.
>>67668785
95% of the world's population is ugly. You're basically limited to 1st world college campus areas to find non-ugly people.
>>67668901
Nobody wants the in depth details of you cooking a hot pocket in your dirty microwave
>>67668613
Lucic - Edm
Stamkos - Tor
Staal - Cgy
Ward - Cgy
Yandle - Bos
Backes - Fla
Ladd - Van
Eriksson - Mtl
Okposo - Min
Demers - Min
Nielsen - Phx
Torres - Jokerit
>>67668920
That's weird, why would you have gook TV there?
>>67668937
Dunno, and I just googled our Korean population, non existant.
I wanted Cspan for sleep since they'll be jabbering tomorrow morning, fucked up and got korean tv. not too bad though. maybe theyll show hockey preparing for 2018
>>67668930
I actually cook sorry you're new
>>67668845
Very likely
>>67668901
Stream where?
>>67668978
4chan means pics. Appropriate starter music it's 12:23
>>67668967
We all saw your poo in loo chicken.
>>67669007
Looks like she's wearing a fucking mask
>>67669017
>airborne toxic
Hey kid, you gotta be 18 to post here.
>>67669043
I'll bet I'm older than you. plus its a 10/10 doing dishes at midnight song
>>67669019
post your dinner kid
>>67669099
read your filename and try to pretend its not from 12 days ago
>>67669118
fucking rekt
>eating pancakes
>for dinner
I remember just moving out of mommy's. You'll learn to cook someday kid.
>>67669134
>He doesn't eat pancakes for dinner
Fucking pack it in and kill yourself guv, there's nothing good left for you here
what makes me a bigger cuck:
>thinking straight outta compton was a good movie even if I still think that music is shit?
or
>hoping the bolts win after they eliminated my team?
>>67669150
>he eats flour and baking soda
Sorr kid, i have taste
>>67669017
Whats ur last.fm? I didnt know ppl still used that. I think i am hai_dere
>>67669193
I only use it for the events since it compiles all local venues and I have a lot
Beat the shit out the chicken to flatten it
>>67669219
Chop veg n marinate some chickens in some sweet chili sauce + habanero sauce
>>67669388
hey bud I'm the guy with the same arm injury as you how about you stop being such a dick to me
>yfw Marner, Nylander & Reilly is just Tlusty, Kadri & Schenn 2.0
>>67667933
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
Carmelizing the onion and this is the shirtless onion I've ever bought
I'm playing Edward Sharpe should I switch to daft punk or give me an alternative? Carmelizing takes 30 minutes fyi
>>67669529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
This tbf
why is /hoc/ so dead now that it's the playoffs?
>>67669618
10/10 made me cut broccoli like I never have before
>>67669623
>only four teams left
>three sunbelt teams
>>67669682
Glad to hear it. I hope your meal turns out well
If you're from the yellow, orange or red, you're a sunbelt fan
>>67669709
it will I'm just doing a drunk lazy meal. I was only posting it here for stupid suggestions since I'm bored but I'm not getting any.
new music would at least be nice
>>67669623
shitty meme teams that no one cares about (not even the "fans")
I fucked up the chicken I'm drunk throw in some peppers n garlic to the onions n preheat the oven
LI've and learn. I'm playing blink now
>>67668023
>tfw tracks to San Jose never
>>67669909
If i would stop by would you make me some chicken
basically what happened is I bought a hormone chicken breast since it was so big and cheap. DO NOT BUY HORMONE CHICKEN BREAST
as I tried to cook it the water left immediately and filled the pan with moisture which mixed with the oil and cooked the outside of the chicken way faster than the rest of the chicken. meanwhile the water was leaving the chicken breast so even though I flattened it the loss of water made it contract and get super fat and basically ruined fucking everything
I will persevere but this is a warning that boobie hormone chicken breast is bad mkay
>>67669909
im hungry tbdesu do you deliver?
>>67669909
>>67669844
Do you really let your burners get that gross? Consider wiping them down.
When did mommy lass replace her drip pans?
>>67669976
Always and forever
>>67669987
Come to Philly
Cooking broccoli bagel is getting toasted
>>67670014
I'm an alcoholic with 3 roommates I do a full clear twice a month you can't expect more. Would you like a pic of all their dirty dishes? They won't even do the dishwasher since I'm the only one that cooks but I don't mind it's relaxing to me
Cheers
>>67670069
What the fuck is that
>>67670136
a spicy grilled chicken breast bagel sandwich
and as always thank you for watching. I was worried the marinade wouldn't hold its flavor since I overcooked it and didn't add any extra but its exactly what I wanted
>>67670052
Not surprising. But if you actually cook for 3 roommates of yours, you're pathetic. Unless you're the freeloader doing the work.
Shitposting aside, buy a crockpot/slowcooker. It will save you so much. It got me through my bachelor days, and it's good. Garlic, onion, cumin, cayenne, salt and pepper. The rest you can just throw in whatever's in the freezer.
>>67670209
I appreciate the help anon but I'm a certified co/ck/ and I have just about every cooking tool I'll ever need, I was gifted monogrammed knives this xmas. I have a slowcooker but I only use it for chili and pulled pork because it obvious reasons
but no I don't cook for them all I have an agreement where one buys the groceries ($100) and I do the cooking cleaning and buy the beer ($40) so its all cool
I like to cook and I like to share it on 4chan
>>67670254
>he says as he posts shitty burgers and steamed broccoli
not even him but dude thats not impressive
>>67670271
I told you I was drunk. If I was posting a real meal why would I do it on /sp/
>>67670281
Are you the same faggot from the other night who was shaming that one guy? If so your meal is equally laughable
>>67670316
I don't think I've ever tried to shame anyone? I just told the hot dog burger guy he cooked his meat on too high of heat so the outside got ruined..just like my chicken did tonight
constructive criticism is normal that is why your post your stuff on /ck/
>>67670281
Because you're the same retard who posts his unimpressive meals. Trust me, I'm a cu/ck/. But you're that idiot who posted his pisspoor steak before you went to a literal AHL game.
No one fucking cares, because it's nothing any 5 year old couldn't kick. You know how to steam frozen vegetables, braise beef and put a steak in a cast iron.
Not interesting.
>>67670347
Nvm then. I take it back
God Morgen Finland
Fuck you Sweden
>>67670353
I wasn't bragging about shit you cunt and I don't buy frozen. sorry my dinner got you so upset I can't imagine what sandwich posting does to you
>>67670372
thanks. I was only trying to liven up the thread I'm just drinking and dicking around. I fucking played britney spears on my speakers last time
>>67670380
Rude
>God Morgen
>adressing finns in norwegian
lel
>>67670404
I like you Sweden
>>67670408
I like you too
>>67670383
>I don't buy frozen
>posts pics canned beans
Look man, you're muckin with a true cu/ck/. Post something good if you want to post your food your mommy bought you. Browning beef, melting cheese not interesting. If you're going to veer offtopic like this, make it worthwhile.
>>67670404
That's the joke
>>67670434
google "define frozen"
>blose
Well looks like Finland is waking up. Good thread guys, I enjoyed your talk about precooked meals and frozen/canned, whatever.
Amazingly? Pekka will bring more interesting discussion. It's all yours, mongols.
>>67670455
Hi binlan
>>67670434
Show me your stove top and let me see if you've ever done a cook-along. You're not some lying faggot are you?
>>67670528
Nah. Because I'm not the pathetic faggot who posts burgers and steamed broccoli to /hoc/ begging for attention. :-)
And what was it last week? Steak and a baked potato? Very impressive.
>>67670505
Once again Sweden shows he is the master of memes
>>67670550
good argument you hurt my feelings deeply. not to mention I'm not the guy that posted food and you're just a lying faggot eating a hot pocket. goodnight phone poster
>manage to post more faggotry in a single thread than years of sandwich posters
>4-0
>>67670567
CUT MY LEAF INTO PIECES
>>67670609
underage pls go
>>67670566
>mad at sandwich
>>67670567
>WAKE ME UP
>>67670566
How do Canadians continue to get mad at sandwiches when no Canadian teams are even in the playoffs?
>>67670731
Nobody was even talking about sandwiches and he brought them up. That just shows you how obsessed they really are with sandwiches
>captcha is select all sandwiches
Meme magic
>>67670742
I'll bet he's itching for a chance to make fun of bruce jenner so he can forget about everyone else that lives in canada for a few minutes
What did the Finnish race mean by this?
wherre do you mongol fucks post when your not ruining /hoc/? i never see you on pol or int, so what are you shitters doing?
>>67670828
putting benis in ur mum :DDDDDDDD
>>67670841
Nice. You know what though? The entire world hates ou. I cannot wait until that FHD catches up and wipes you off the face of the earth.
You're a fucking joke, the world wants you dead. You yellow shitters cant even speak, or rite, english.
when finns die, the world wins
>>67670882
The world loves us and so do you, dont be salty that you havent won against us since 2008
>>67670908
What's it like spending an exorbitant amount of money on your vodka, wannabe-Ivan? Pathetic.
You know that the rest of the world doesn't even think about you? We know you as "the shitty country next to Sweden." That's what you are. You pathetic waste of space.
Speaking of space, you will literally never win gold. So you woke up, drink yourself back to sleep.
>>67671015
This is why the entire site hates you. You simply post your STOLEN meme. That's it. You're literally lucky that Sweden has enough sense to post on other sites.
>>67671039
Eeppinen trolli :DDD
>5-0
>>67671039
me in pic
>>67671011
>>67671039
Wow, you mad
so why isn't poopoopeepeeinajarvi playing in the WHC? is he injured?
heard laine is injured as well, is that true?
>>67671398
Pullyou has a broken leg
Laine shouldn't be injured
>Cucknadia
>>67671398
how sad are you that pulju isn't going to the nucks? do you think he likes asian girls?
Guys I accidentally stayed up til 3 looking at dirty stuff. I have to get up for hockey in a few hours. Is it even worth going if I'll be super tired?
https://www.instagram.com/puljuuu/
100K followers soon.
>>67671651
who dis qt
>>67670828
>>67670882
MAD AT FINLAND?
>>67671687
Suomi nai imemisiä, ja te olette homoseksuaalinen
>rags
>>67670828
>It's [current year]
>forgetting that finns only like autistic boards
>not checking /pol/
Are you even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwQmwbQttkY
>>67671447
>do you think he likes asian girls?
Who doesn't? :^)
>>67671790
Reminder that Sibelius mother tongue was swedish
>>67671838
Eipä ollu
Game 2 tonight lads, any predictions?
>>67671882
Memes.
>>67671791
me but i like you finland :3
Rip Blues will they ever recover
what did he mean by this?
Pete Jensen Verified account
@NHLJensen
.@SanJoseSharks' Burns leads @NHL with 7 playoff multipoint games; most by a defenseman in single postseason since Chris Pronger in 2005-06
>>67668252
Dont know about the nhl, but best /hoc/ meme is
>bulju
>>67670882
Corey Perry pls go
>>67668934
Why would Tronto get stamkos when they draft Mattjew
Who else /meme/ here
>>67668934
Stamkos is not coming to Toronto. Unless hes an absolute retard and takes less money but we all know that won't happen. He's either staying in TB or going to a team with contending potential.
finland
when does he activate?
>>67673807
sucks
>>67673926
DELETE THIS
>>67673031
Will he win the Norris?
>>67673172
He fucking sucks dick
>>67673946
delete ur life
>>67674046
It's already rigged for Doughty
Bill had a hit last game bros. How will he top it tonight?
>>67674093
>rigged
How exactly is it rigged?
>being the only original expansion team without a cup
>St. Louis Lose
>>67674113
Falling into the boards
>>67674052
>mad
>at pulju
>>67674315
He's shit.
>>67674315
>getting injured before the draft
he's going to fall past Columbus now and right into the Oilers lap.
>JewBoards
>>67674342
If only Pulju could play with mcmeme
>>67674367
He'd boost mcbust's stats so much it wouldn't even be funny
>>67674379
>Mcbust
Why are retards still forcing this meme
>>67674367
Nah they'd play him on a checking line with Poos and Nugget Hoopkins
Moron-Meme-Eberlel
Hall-German Gretzky-Yakubust
Poos-Nuge-Poopoopeepee
Hendricks-Letetsu-Korpikoski
3points60gamesSweede
>>67674529
>not trading down for defense
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>67674354
oh no they do the same thing every other site in the world does!
>getting memed on by Finland
>the second world village of Canada
>Canacucks
>1993
LEEEELMAAAOOO
>>67674669
>everyone does it so its ok
Nice logic fagiola
https://www.youtube.com/wa6tch?v=9EFZJm0bsI8
>>67674692
>having an hf account
>not making all accounts with throw away emails
>>67674718
I don't. But the logic of everyone does it so its fine is fucking stupid.
>>67674652
Whoa calm down we get that you are upset from yesterday but no need to be rude
>>67674732
He is probably the same type of faggot that smokes pot because "all my friends are doing it"
>>67674669
Kill yourself
>>67674732
>not making all accounts with throw away emails
are you one of those retards that has a kikebook account but you get mad that you have no privacy online? because it is entirely your fault for being an idiot
Is it safe to say Juolevi is much better version of Määttä(bust)?
>>67674758
you live in niggerland. you don't know anything about hockey. you never post about hockey. look at this shithole I bet it manages to somehow smell worse than you and you're a hairy fucking ape
>>67674763
Of course not. But I wouldn't have to make throwaway accounts if idiot niggers like you didn't excuse this type of Jewry with "it's ok because everyone does it"
>>67674763
Yea because he played in the OHL
Leave Armenia alone you bullies. She doesn't know any better!
>>67674829
where did I excuse it? You keep saying this but I never did that
>>67674859
>everyone does it
This was in defense of hfboards selling emails
You don't even know what you're arguing, you uneducated fuck
>>67674829
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING REDDIT SCREENCAPS TO YOURSELF
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING REDDIT POSTS
>>67674883
read my posts again and shut up. I just wasn't surprised you cunt
>>67674652
Draft d in the other 8 picks senpai. RW is organizationally shallow.
>>67674915
Gotta love Edmonton reasoning for neglecting D. It's worked so well in the past why not just keep doing it?
>>67674910
Nice backpedal, shithead
>>67674806
Not a better player, but will make a bigger impact in NHL since Määttä will probably die next season
>>67674929
Their best and pretty much only RW prospect is Pitlick. Its dire.
>>67674959
you don't even quote me correctly. nice use of insults sorry I didn't have any reddit gold for you
>>67675000
>still backpedaling
Pathetic
>>67674976
Who gives a fuck about wingers when you have the worst blue line in the NHL.
>>67675158
Offense wins championships, retard
>>67675361
heehee lol upvoted
>>67675158
free agency is a thing you know. defensemen are available this year like Russell, Demers, Kevin Miller that are solid players. Try adding one of those and pray since no one trades decent defensemen.
>>67674810
Niggerland? Kek. America is the land of niggers cucking the beta white man. Armenia is a monoethnic Aryan country.
Unlike your fat ass I actually played hockey and can skate on ice.
>Amerifats
>>67675435
None of those defenseman are worth shit. The only way you get a #1 defenseman is by drafting one. List all the elite defenseman and they're all home grown players who never left. Ask Washington how having a bunch of good defenseman worked out for them.
>>67675553
>chara
>>67675553
>suter
>>67675553
McDonagh
>>67675553
Burns
>>67675623
There's one yeah. He's the exception though.
>>67675638
Overrated and hasn't done much in the playoffs
>>67675665
He was traded right after being drafted so technically he isn't home grown. But he's pretty darn close. At any rate he's not a #1 defenseman anyways.
>>67675553
>burns
>>67675553
Byfuglien
>>67675690
All the defenseman I have listed are number 1 guys on their team
>>67675690
shut the fuck up
>>67675553
giordano
>>67675553
It doesn't matter if you draft a guy first or second round when there's no obvious sure thing available. Just draft one of the many guys with talent and work ethic and maybe he'll be the next subban, lettang or keith.
Carlsson is an elite dman by the way
>>67675703
And easily top 20 in the league by anyone's definition
JT Miller will save the New York Rangers
>>67675898
has he signed a new contract?
>>67675750
>Carlson is an elite d man
No he isn't. And if he is the word elite has been watered down to great.
>>67675917
>point per game in the playoffs this year
>not elite
he's also never out of position
>>67676010
>le defense gets lots of points meme
And yet he's not playing anymore
Will he save Carolina?
>>67676022
So only the conference finalists have elite defensemen?
Cool
>>67676022
probably because his defense gave up too many goals lel
>>67676022
That's not what I'm saying and you know it. There's maybe a dozen elite defenseman in the league. The only blatant ones are hedman and letang left in the playoffs.
>inb4 burns
Burns is great but I wouldn't call him elite.
>>67676150
Now your argument has boiled down to your arbitrary definition of elite. And you're upset about being proved wrong about elite defensemen being only drafted
Just stop posting
>>67676207
People named 6 D that were either traded or FAs. Your got wrecked faggot and now you resort to attacking one person instead of admitting defeat.
>4-0
>>67676207
Well what quantifies being an elite defenseman?
>implying the lightning won't sweep in 5 games
>>67676207
are you confusing the meaning of elite and good?
>>67676257
You're really fucking stupid considering I posted about 4 of those defensemen
>Official ELITE dmen
Keith
Carlson
Byfuglien
Suter
Weber
Vlassic
>Official ELITE meme forwards
Burns
Karlsson
Giordano
Letang
Canada, the other week I woke up to take a piss and it smelled like my house was on fire. I looked outside and there was smoke everywhere. It was apparently from your reckless wildfires.
I understand your biggest exports are cold fronts and hockey players but now smoke too??
Could you please stop? It would be appreciated. Thanks.
>>67676323
>no hedman
>no OEL
>no doughty
>letang meme and not elite
Your list is pretty shit
>>67676591
he thinks letang is meme because he scores he doesn't watch his defense
>>67676699
If he thinks guys like Carlson is elite, I'm convinced he doesn't fully understand what the word means.
>>67676369
Get your shit together Canada. Stop polluting our Freedom Enriched™ air or we'll have President Trump build a fucking dome around your country.
>>67676591
those are #1s that don't have an xfactor to make them elite. Byfuglien has elite size, Keith has elite skating, Weber has an elite shot, Vlassic and Suter have elite shutdown ability, Carlson has elite ability to make /hoc/ talk about hockey and not memes.
Elite meme forwards are guys who have holes in their defensive game but are #1s despite that because of their xfactors.
Doughty and Hedman are #1s but don't have that xfactor and OEL is a #2.
>>67676826
>byfuglien has elite size
Since did being a fucking fat piece of shit become a skill?
>>67676826
It's like I'm listening to espn talk about hockey
>to a fucking CA team
Just kill me now.
>>67676893
Since it let him clear the best powerforwards in the game from the front of his net without any effort.
>>67676971
Does it also help when any opposition can blow by him because he weighs 300 lbs? Being a fridge is hardly a reason to label someone elite.
>>67677023
he's a fast skater too so he doesn't get blown by. He does everything just as well as any #1 in the league. also
>being one of biggest and strongest isn't important for a pro athlete
that's pretty delusional
>>67677278
slowest start up ever
>>67676949
If you lose to the shorks you'll be officially a bigger meme team.
Who /Blues, Bolts/ masterrace here?
Why does Canada repeatedly let itself be cucked by big Finnish bulls?
>>67677564
>filename
Top lad
>>67677564
Who is this
>>67677336
His acceleration is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-or89s8qc
>>67677278
I'm not debating whether buff is strong or big I'm not fucking brain dead. I just think you're giving him a little too much credit. Buff is an amazing defenseman but there's a handful of guys I would pick over him.
Keith
Doughty
OEL
Hedman
Letang
Suter
Weber
Josi
Vlasic
>inb4 karlsson
>>67677825
he took 3 strides before he was near the puck. moving starts don't count
>>67677815
You like her?
>>67677906
I was going to make fun of her for being under 5 feet tall but then I saw she's 14. go away minnesota
>>67677906
Pretty face.
Would shoot a load on.
>>67677885
Why are Canacucks so insecure about Swedes? Is it because they know they had to cheat to beat them in the gold medal game?
>>67676286
yeah, im gonna go ahead and imply that, bitch boy
>>67678016
>14
This is going to be the longest 4 years of my life
>>67677896
>he has to stand still in the middle of a hockey game for it to count
nobody's going to find a clip like that
how about the fastest skater competition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfOUAkDvUI
>>67677885
>OEL
stop trying to force this meme
>mfw IIHF final
http://www.outsports.com/2016/5/18/11691846/paul-bissonnette-trans-nhl-sauce-hockey
why do you shitlords still think it is okay to belittle and mock the LGBTI community?
>>67673031
too bad he sucks at defense
>>67678018
Reported.
>>67678285
>defense
that's what the juicy crunchy man is for
>>67678021
>OEL
>Hedman
>>67678021
>Falling for le fourth forward meme
>Ahoj HR. Díváte se na hokej? Zatím skvělý.... Je vidět, ze v Čechách je stále dost kvalitních hráčů a je jen otázka času, kdy budou hrát NHL .A k té fotce: spolupráce s Klenoty Aurum..... A je tu možnost společně nafotit můj první ( a asi i poslední ) kalendář. Jen nevim, jesli o něj bude zájem. Komu se ten nápad líbí , dejte lajk.smile emoticon a také nam pomozte se rozhodnout, v jakém prostředí a oblečení. dekuji
What did he mean by this?
I'll make the new thread, I really need the Yous
>>67678957
Does he have a clock on both wrists the absolute mad man?
>>67679002
Here's one just for (you) buddy. Don't spend it all in one place
>>67679095
Nah, looks like a wrist band on the right arm
>>67679002
Here's your reply
new thread fuck you
>>67679408
>>67679408
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