WCF Game 2 tonight 7pm CST
Blues lead series 1-0
WITH BINS YOU WIN
>rags
Thornton scores 2. Screencap this
First three words that come to mind
>28 posts early
>>67655890
>boss makes me work late so he can go to the game
>mfw he does this every time the Blues play
>>67656103
Pens in five
>>67656269
Just let it die
>>67656363
Is Bishop still dead?
fucking funland
Sometimes I give my own posts a (You) just to get things started and encourage others to respond too
>making a new thread an hour ago
>old thread still needs 20 more posts
>OPs new thread doesn't even have news or a dank meme
Kill yourself you sack of shit. Seriously hope the based mods delete this and ban you
>canadian goaltending
we should be playing tonight. not the faggot nigger loving blues.
>Tampon Gay not allowing pens fans to wear penguin colored/branded gear to the game
Holy fucking shit that's pathetic.
>mfw canada tries to get under the skin of based laine
The average Minnesotan NHL player averaged a PPG of .465
I doubt any state or province had a higher average.
Meaning Minnesota produces better overall players than anywhere.
>>67657959
Feels great, doesn't it?
Corey Perry did nothing wrong.
>>67658044
4-0
>>67658018
Perry was just trying to get back at Winnipeg for calling him Katie Perry by injuring their future star.
>>67658089
>Oilers goaltending
its only natural that Finland memed on >us
>>67658171
>get shut out
>it was the goaltending
>>67658299
It should have been 0-0 going into overtime. The first goal was a bad turnover by the goalie followed by a softie through the five hole, the second goal was super soft under the armpit, the third goal was because the goalie way overcommitted on the first shot and couldn't cover the rebound, the fourth goal was on a bad rebound.
>>67658430
>our goalie should have gotten a shutout too!
Score a goal.
>>67658468
that's what the shootouts for fampai
>>67656331
>>67657974
Half of that arena will be Pens fans.
Dany Heatley reportedly signing in Finland
>Lahti
God why
>>67657974
did the same things against the wings.
>the leather skinned burn pit of Tampa
>>67658537
No it wouldn't. The regular season pens game had pretty much no pens fans
>>67658540
#60in16
>best prospect in decades has glass shins
>>67658700
Lol
Penguins fans want to make America great again
https://youtu.be/S_v57k-SlUE
bill
>>67659376
>>>/reddit/
>wings out of playoffs
>griffins doing okay
>almost get swept (3-0)
>game 4, down 4-1 in the first, win game 5-4
>game 5, win 6-1
>go to game 6 because I smell a comeback
>griffins play like garbage and throw away like 5 PP chances (1 in OT) to get the game winning goal and get eliminated in OT
like father like son
>>67659449
>mad
>at bill
>>67658822
>trusting finnish memes
>not taking the solid advice of adding 20 draft spots to the projected finnish draft spot
i feel sorry for wienerpeg and the team after them because laine and memejärvi are busts
>>67658822
>tfw every year best prospect in decades
>>67659487
>laine 6+4
>kneelander the 2nd 0+0
hmm?
>people think Nyquist is amazing because he's scoring points against Kazakstan on a huge ice rink
>>67659564
>Nyquist isn't amazing
i'm sorry but have you even watched him play?
he's literally the only one creating chances for Sweden this tournament
>>67659580
Nyquist is shit
>>67659580
yeah, against europeans on a huge rink. Teams that aren't as physical with a shitload of extra space.
the NHL has way more physical play and smaller ice
@67659587
>>67659601
lol why would he make a face like that?
>NBA to add ads to jerseys
lmao
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
>>67659637
finnish heritage disease
Yo what's the scoop my main duderinos?
Watching the game with you cats will be hella fresh
Thank you for not bullying, finlan. I will not bully you if we win in the knockouts
>>67659657
>>67659669
>>67659685
Finnishheritagemind
>>67659843
Chad please go
>yfw Laine is reddit's guy
>>67659449
>>67660183
What kind of bitch fights with his stick?
>laffs
>>67660240
>america needs a weapon to defeat canada
>>67660302
>americas best players are a balding manlet rapist and a fatass
wew
>62 replies
>7 unique IPs
Nice "sport" guys
>>67660578
Fuck you
Fight me IRL life
>62 replies
>7 unique IPs
Nice "sport" guys
>rags
Poo poo pee pee
Sandwich
>>67660989
REE
>chokers
>birds
>sandwiches
What memes do pengins have?
Hey /sp/ I'm going to the game tonight. Anyone coming?
>>67661074
le chubby reddit man
>1 hour till puck drop
>hoc is dead as fuck
"grow the game"
"non traditional "markets""
>>67661074
The best of all
>>67661088
And without a testicle
What went wrong?
>>67661088
He was ours before leddit tried to claim him, newcunt
>>67661129
Went home and missed it when he returned after the lockout. Asked to leave and the Devils allowed it because his contract actually sucked shit and the cap recapture was going to murder the team
>>67661129
Average lazy russian
>>67661129
Lazy. One of the most talented players to play the game imo
>>67661263
>tfw Ovechkin is the only Russian who managed to score over 500 goals
>>67661292
Same with kovalev
>russians
>>67661295
New to hockey, how many cups has he won?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA
>>67661393
Zero.
>>67661393
Zero
>>67661421
How will they even recover when Datsyuk and Zetterberg quit?
>>67661446
They won't unless they pull off some magic trade
>>67661471
Holland is an expert in turning low draft picks into stars
>>67661490
they haven't had a great late round pick in a while, you could argue marchenko was a great late round pick if he can start producing points but right now he's just another 5-6th defenseman
Attention: Take a moment and give kind regards to based Suomi.
that is all
>>67661626
Regards.
>>67658579
> he seriously believes this
Anyone else watching nhl pregame?
What if that kid was black and the blind dad never even knew he got cucked?
>>67661626
Their memes are growing stronger. It will be a huge challenge for the other hockey-playing nations to develop and implement counter-meme strategies to contain the Finns.
>>67661767
just another good-for-nothing laine hater
>>67659515
>yfw he's a huge Blues fan
>Finnish Shins
>>67661825
he's a big guy
>>67661792
their memes cannot be defeated
>>67661842
For the Blues
Would you attend this college, /hoc/? Do they offer PhD's in Advanced Meme Studies?
Is there a gayer team left in the playoffs?
>>67661945
shittburg's crosby's
>>67661807
> you either believe Laine is one of the greatest players ever or you hate him
top lel
>>67661934
>private school
No thanks, Kaleb
>>67661934
Any one of you here?
>>67661825
>yfw he's an alcoholic and can't get roles
>>67662008
I didn't even imply he's GOAT, projecting much?
>>67662166
did you even read the post I originally linked
>>67662068
me on the right
>>67662185
Yes, I did. Have you?
>>67662229
well meme'd
>>67662257
well leafe'd
>4-0
game thread where?
holy shit burns looks like such a fucking degenerate. absolutely disgusting.
>>67662406
No bully
>>67662427
Quoth the finn
>>67662407
>beaners and chimps in charge of a gamethread
SHARK THREAD WHERE!!?
>copying the sharks skate-out song, by a band from the bay area
Wew lad
>>67662578
Shut the fuck up little mexico faggot
wheres that link senpai
>Forget phone at home
>Come back from work
>Check IIHF scores
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP)
>>67662685
>c4n4d4
>>67662685
>>67662685
>>67662945
what did Finland do before hockey and the internet?
>>67663159
Whimpered under the boot heel of Sweden
>>67662735
>>67662945
I didn't get to watch... why wasn't Canada able to generate? Was Finland disrupting puck distribution or attacking the half board cycle?
>>67662945
its
its beautiful
>>67663224
lived an idyllic life fishing and picking berries as they tranquilly walked the beautiful country admiring the lakes and comfortable snow.
At least the loss was to an actual hockey country
Lol I just remembered the World Cup is a thing that's happening.
This is going to be such a bust.
>>67664049
will you root for team north america with me?
>>67663346
canada dominated the first period
but after >canadian goaltending allowed the first meme goal they pretty much stopped playing
koskinen was great all game and rest of binland was good the last 2 periods
canada gooned and took a lot of penalties
>>67663159
idk there was a great depression early 90s before internet so I guess just drinking
>>67664283
oh yeah,
>tälpötti :D was really bad and let in some memegoals
>>67664146
i always root north america, fuck europoors.
>>67664899
are you stupid? he means north america rather than canada
>>67664146
I am
Have any of you seen this 'Undefeated" site?
https://theundefeated.com/allday/black-hockey-fans/
>if people are actively calling the Kings the “Kaaangs” in Los Angeles, I might have to move there.
>WE WUZ KANGS
>>67664925
mcmeme - eichel - matthews
duclair - larkin - domi
drouin - couturier - gaudreau
hall - monahan - saad
rnh
thoughts?
>>67661857
Damn, is this shopped?
>>67665439
why is mcmeme on the wing
>>67665931
so he can use his speed more and meme on the rest of the world
What's the whitest city with an nhl team?
>>67665931
Swap the 4th with the 2nd and I like it.
Saint BLEW IT literally blown the fuck up. Absolutely pathetic club. It's always nice seeing literal reddiTURDS blown the fuck out. Can't think of a more reddit team.
What would be better, a stl or sjs championship?
>>67666909
There's always the reddithawks. Definition of plebbit right there
>>67667124
who cares
>literally booing your own team
Is there a more patheric, reddit team? Maybe you niggers should pander more to your token Tweeters.
Pathetic cuckolds. Embarassment of a franchise
elliot? more like lelliot lol
>>67666909
No team will be more Reddit than the Hawks.
>>67667161
Oh, hey Reddit! DIdn't see you lurking in the corner? I'll post your reddit camwhore, maybe that'll cheer you up from your PATHERITIC loss tonight. Don't forget to upvote!
>>67667179
they played like nigs they get booed
>>67667124
sj desu
>>67667207
You're meming but it really wasn't his fault. Team played like shit all game long
>>67667236
>instant damage control
Lol bet you actually think I'm a poos fan don't you Mr reddithawk
>its a reddit gets btfo episode
so when will you cucks go back? really getting sick of your pokemon and shit. embarassing club for a embarassing teeam in a embarassing city
upvote!
>>67667277
The 1st goal was kinda soft. So was the 3rd but that was pp I guess so not really his fault
Here are some shark things since sharks won.
I haven't seen St. Louis get this rekt since their last race riot.
>>67667316
>>67667316
>memes being exposed on every other team
Who is the best goalie left in the playoffs and why is it Jones?
where were you when reddit got BLUEn the fuck out? total cuck team, glad the redditors are going back
>>67667179
>booing a bad performance
>implying thats not normal in pro sports
>cuckolding mentioned
now this is shit posting!
>>67667367
>>67667372
murray is better tbdesu
>>67666327
in the USA? Denver, Colorado
In the league? idk probably Winnipeg desu
>>67667394
>>67667419
last one.
#67667394
#67667367
#67667419
Stop forcing reddit memes
>>67667372
>>67667404
Vasilevsky looks much better than both.
>>67667316
Meme Magic strikes again
>bloos lose
>immediately start falseflagging as other teams
>>67666909
>>67667179
You're really, really butthurt
>>67667338
>>67667404
Jones: .923 and 2.01
Murray: .928 and 2.14
>>67667549
murray is also playing leastern teams
>>67667549
Murray has had to face real offensive talent. Jones hasn't.
Show me a game Jones single-handedly won. Not even a pongsnigger and convinced Publix will win.
>>67667614
>rags/playoff craps
>offensive talent
stop
my sides can only take so much
>>67667647
upvote
>>67667549
Jones got bailed out by two posts and a few lucky bounces. Should have given up at least 2, potentially 4.
>hurr he's good because he got lucky!
Jones is a positioning goalie, he just tries to be in the right spot and hopes the puck hits him. He doesn't have good vision or tracking of the puck once its in flight, his reflexes don't seem all that fast and something tells me if people could shoot top shelf without getting the post they'd score 60% of the time there.
I mean I know Californians are new to hockey and post "muh stats" to pretend they know what they are talking about but in hockey you have to actually watch the games and understand the positions to really see who is good individually, and who is being carried by a better team/lucky bounces.
>>67667732
>get blown the absolute fuck out 4-0
>"he got lucky, we should have gotten 3 or 4"
lmao @ ur life
>best goalie
>best playmaker
>best sniper
>best offense
>best special teams
>best offensive defenseman
>best defensive defenseman
>best depth
>best finn
>best conference
Kek there are actually "people" that didn't pick the sharks to win it all
>>67667778
I did
>>67667732
>t. never played goalie
>>67667778
>best sniper
Thats Bill friendo
t. Sharks fan
z_z
>>67667766
>implying I'm a Blues fan
lel nice rebuttal, your meme argument got BTFO. Jones is average as fuck and everyone knows it.
San Jose is just hoping to win in spite of him, not because of him.
>>67667812
kipps post bum
>>67667818
t. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtus
>>67667818
>shutout against reddit's favorite team to win the wcf
>"""""""""average""""""""""
contain the salt lad
>>67667778
FTFY
In n out is all over norcal but it started in socal, togos is a better one for a norcal image
would you eat her poop ?
>>67667802
Pavelski has been over 20% for the playoffs and is leading in goals, dunno what bill is at but that sounds pretty impressive to me
![R2Dava3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7KZAiKt.jpg "R2Dava3[1].jpg")
>>67667870
>shutout in the WCF
>didn't even get first star of the game
tells you all you need to know, anyone who watched knows that shutout came with asterisk next to it.
Better hope his luck doesn't run out.
>>67667934
>Better hope his luck doesn't run out.
Seeing as the bloos have been riding elliott, and he's been broken, I don't think the sharks have to worry about that now
>>67659601
>bulju :D
>>67667934
People have been saying this since the sharks acquired him and he keeps winning.
Also why are posts counted against him? If the puck is hitting the post and not going in it means he isn't wasting any coverage on shots that are missing the net.
>>67667778
Ffs take BART off that image. Only thing worse than driving in the Bay Area is taking BART. They jack the prices up constantly, the trains are pieces of shit, their employees are mongrels who can't ever get fired, and they cant expand the service to save their lives.
For non-califags referennce, BART has been trying to expand to Antioch/Pittsbirg area since the 1980s. They even passed a tax to pay for the construction of a new BART terminal and line in the 80's. They JUST STARTED laying the tracks last fucking year.
>>67667976
Yeah, but getting swept in the cup by Grandpa Bay will be pretty embarrassing desu senpai.
Although I will be laffin. Because aside from the Stars fans, Sharks fans are the biggest bandwagon shitposters who are generally clueless about the sport.
Stars are already gone, Sharks get BTFO in the cup. Will be nice to see everything fall into the right place.
>>67668016
>the net is wide open
>brouwer chips it into the post
>GOOD SAVE, IT MEANS HE LEFT NO SPACE!
lol, you didn't even watch the game. Stinky beaners are the worst.
>>67668042
>whoever is facing STL happens to be the biggest bandwagon
I don't think I've even seen a fanbase with a bigger victim complex
>>67668081
This baka senpai.
>>67668042
Lelmao sharks might be the least bandwagon team of all time in any sport after keeping their attendance so high from the very beginning despite all the choking they've gone through.
>>67668023
>For non-califags referennce
>Antioch/Pittsburg area
You want to know why the entire country hates your? This right here. You unironically believe the entire nation is familiar with the Norcal region. You are actually worse than New Yorkers.
Best decision of my life was leaving that sordid state.
>>67668121
you just hate us because you ain't us.
>>67668067
Still kept the puck out friend.
>12 saves when shorthanded
>>67668081
>>67668101
>still calling me a St Louis fan because ironically his own victim complex is so immense that he can't handle advanced hockey criticism so he must resort to a comfortable strawman
>w-w-whatever, bloos are shit lol. I know you already said you dont care about the blues, but fuck it I can't handle legitimate hockey discussion without memes!
Try not being a disgusting bandwagoner and less people will expose you as a casual.
Then again Californians are the worst people, so its probably impossible to find a decent sports fan there. Nothing but shallow bandwagoning. You were an LA fan just two years ago, topkek.
>blose
>>67668161
>stop strawmanning me!
>I'll strawman you!
truly the epitome of arguments, jayquan
>>67668067
>he doesn't remember literally 2 days ago when the sharks put 3 off the iron in the final minutes
What's the best meme to come out of the NHL this year (so far)
>>67668252
Tranpa gay lgbtning
>>67668252
Memes aren't good. Anything where the punchline stays the same, and only the setup changes, is shit.
>>67668252
tampa transgenderism desu
WITH BLUES YOU LOSE
>>67668121
it doesnt really matter that you know the specific location
so why are you picking on that?
>>67668252
Babcock to Toronto
Babecock to Tampa
>>67668252
Reddithawks
>>67668355
Because he's a fucking autist who gets mad about everything
>>67668355
Because the post was "tailored" to people who've never lived in the Bay Area. And then goes on to assume people outside of that area are familiar with it.
>>67668154
Born in raised in Noe Valley you stupid faggot.
>230 posts
>11 unique posters
>>67668517
holy autism
Quick, who signs where this off season?
>>67668517
>read between the lines
we dont miss you
>>67668592
>the rest of the world isn't cuck like us
>a-autism
Tell me again how great in-n-out it?
>calinigger infighting
I like it. Your transplant is right though, we all hate you and you're stupid faggots.
>>67668619
It's pretty good, but I haven't gone much since high school
>bishit has experience with cramps
lmao
>>67668659
POOPOO JOKES SO FUNNEH
>>67668686
found the virgin
>>67668613
Okposo to Minnesota is just waiting for the ink to dry
Imagine how much better Crosby would be if only he had Jon Drouin’s work ethic.
>>67668694
How is Edmonton ever going to find a winger to replace him
>>67668714
Or not a seven year old girl's chin
>>67668725
Lucic is coming to goon it up on a line with McDavid and Stamkos.
>>67668737
Is that you JR?
Guys. It turns out I get Korean TV locally, why are they so ugly? Kpop lied to me.
>>67668613
Reimer to stars
>>67668785
Where do you live? Seattle?
would anyone like me to do a cook along
>>67668860
Kentucky. I have 2 channels, KBS and one that's airing some drama. It has subtitles though, and the girl is kinda qt.
>>67668785
95% of the world's population is ugly. You're basically limited to 1st world college campus areas to find non-ugly people.
>>67668901
Nobody wants the in depth details of you cooking a hot pocket in your dirty microwave
>>67668613
Lucic - Edm
Stamkos - Tor
Staal - Cgy
Ward - Cgy
Yandle - Bos
Backes - Fla
Ladd - Van
Eriksson - Mtl
Okposo - Min
Demers - Min
Nielsen - Phx
Torres - Jokerit
>>67668920
That's weird, why would you have gook TV there?
