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Bolts (1) / Pens (0) ECF Game 2 8PM EST
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memes go here
1st for Pizza Palace
>mfw Shittsburgh goes down 2-0 tonight
2nd for Minnesota
Fuck Pittsburg
>>67634142
Pedo-free thread guy
hokkei sucks
>>67634334
what are you drinking binland
>Stralman is back tonight
I seriously think the Lightning sweep in 4
>>67634516
water because its monday mate
>>67634603
I thought Fins were alcoholics
Or is that a meme perpetrated by the Jews?
>>67634682
no its very true, but im a honest working man who only gets drunk friday to sunday.
>>67634553
Source? I haven't seen anything confirmed yet.
>>67634728
There's no middle ground?
Either bone sober or all in?
How do I stop drinking every night bros?
I'm getting tired of vomiting bile every day
>>67634739
not confirmed but reporters that watched practice say he looks 100%
>>67634771
Willpower
>>67634771
wean your self off(this is not optional) + find something to take up your time, preferably social
>Despite walking without a limp and lacing up his skates less than 48 hours later, Bishop said his condition still requires monitoring, but head coach Jon Cooper did not officially rule him out of starting Game 2 when addressing the media Sunday afternoon.
>without a limp
wtf is going on?
>>67634741
for me no, i dont have the will power to stop once i start. also i cant afford to go hangover to work, might kill someone
>>67634817
they are all high on painkillers
>>67634771
Taper down with beers. Don't go cold turkey you could literally die. Use weed if you have to, it'll help with withdrawals.
Find an engrossing hobby, guitar or sports or something. Exercise is best, helps work it out of your system faster.
>>67634814
>>67634865
My last drink was 13 hours ago and I don't have any shakiness
I just get so bored every night and get drunk as something to do
>>67634817
He said it felt like he had broken something, but apparently it was something trapped or an awkward sprain. Probably back before the series is over.
>>67634817
What was it in King of the Hill that Hank's high school football coach gave them?
He called them go-pills or something?
You know what? I'm tired, I'm done. Take a look at the world around you. Thousands dying EACH DAY from war, disease and famine. Millions live every day without running water or electricity. Every year another race is targetting for genocide, as children below the age of 5 lose their mothers, fathers and grandparents.
But what do you do /hoc/? You sit behind your computer screen getting mad at a fucking sandwich.
>>67634889
If you're a blackout drunk or drink heavily, withdrawals usually hit hardest around 48 hours. Load up on water. Social drinking is fine, drinking out of boredom leads to alcoholism real quick. You do want to be like binland,. do you?
>>67634817
Truth is, I expect Pittsburgh to come out on fire tonight. They were embarrassed in the last game and they don't want to go to Tampa down 2-0. Stralman is coming back into the line up most likely so just let Bishop rest.
>>67634890
Broke his pride?
>>67634913
Cool story. Did that 1 autistic Canadian Shorks fan scare everyone off?
>all these disgusting degenerates polluting their body in excess
Get out
>>67635035
Fuck off, I'm having my post-run bowl of oats
>>67634921
I took 3 days off like 10 days ago and have been drinking 12-15 drinks a night since then. I think I'll be ok
>>67635105
When you say drinks do you mean beer or drinks. 12 beers a night every night is pretty bad over time, but 12 proper drinks a night and you need to gtfo to doctor
I miss Vinny
>>67635072
I didn't know a horse could use a computer
>>67635189
Standard drinks like one 12oz 5% beer or one shot of vodka
>Fluery still not starting
Just ree my shit up senpai
>>67635231
RIP anon's liver
Probably already more yellow than Kippers' ass
>>67635195
we all do fampai
>>67634955
that is broken immediately for any playing with a florida-based sports team
>>67635231
>mix of 12 beers and shots every night
That's fucking retarded and you could be looking at pancreatic/renal failure without realizing it. Cut back
>>67635301
yeah, consistently making the playoffs must suck the life right out of him
>>67635248
Do Pens fans even remember him or want him? Outside of you of course.
>>67635326
How is 12 beers a lot? Is hoc full of people who don't drink every night?
>>67635505
Fuck it, just keep doing it if you think it's not a big deal. Survival of the fitness and all.
Hello, new to hockey here. I was told this is "canad's sport." But I'm looking at this playoff bracket and see no canada cities up there! I even went back to earlier rounds, and still no luck!
Can anyone explain this phenomenon to me?
>>67635505
I don't like to drink much
I'll have one or two every few nights
I don't touch liquor unless I'm out
I don't want to be like my dad and just drink myself into a stupor
Bettman is giving it to the blues because St Louis lost the rams...
After the last 4 minutes of the game last night I'm sure of it. We're being jewed boys.
If you're under 30, you'll be fine. As much as they fucking suck, and they really do suck, the worst you'll get is the night sweats.
Might help yourself long term to just reel in the habit now when it's a lot easier.
>>67635505
I had an entire fifth of liquor on saturday
>>67635602
Same, with a few beers added for good measure. I felt fucking terrible yesterday and last night. So I picked up a half-gallon just today and will be hitting that.
>Off work since noon
>don't work tomorrow
>game not til 5
Came home and shotgunned 3 beers just because, I don't even know why. Already jacked off to big tit porn since it was all I could think about after that pair behind the bench last night. Now I'm watching game of plebs.
How do I pass the time when no hokkei?
>>67635505
12 beers in a night once a week is fine, maybe twice a week. It's the consistency that wears down your renal system. Suddenly OTC shit like Tylenol and Benadryl became potentially lethal.
But hey kiddo, if you think this is a big dick contest, you keep on chugging.
Pens will win. Tampa has literally zero fans.
>>67635690
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
>8th in the league
>no fans
>mfw
>>67635589
The whistle was early but it happens. Be glad >we aren't the snes and got eliminated on an early whistle.
They'll get the PP working again, and they controlled large enough stretches that I'm not really worried. It was a typical game 1, both teams feeling each other out. Sharks have always been pretty good at finding a goalies weak spots, people thought Pekka was on fire early in the series and they started scoring in bunches on him too.
Stl is a great team but the sharks are too and I don't think game 1 was indicative of the series for either team, good or bad.
Really I'm just hoping for a ge 6 since I have tickets
>>67635734
Visitor fans. They literally have to have a dress code where fans can't wear opponent jerseys. You know they have no fanbase when they have literally zero internet presence. Even on the most popular sites dedicated to teams, they get zero comments.
>>67635809
>making things up to look cool on the internet
I didn't realize most pens fans were so young
I had a Publix sub for the first time and it was really meh. No reason to choose it over Subway or Jimmy Johns.
>>67635649
That is surprisingly accurate. I would knock SKorea up a notch, and knock Straya down to England's level. Knock Ireland a couple too, that's almost entirely a meme.
>>67635831
I'm not, and they're not. Compare something like this, with teams out of the playoffs but still care about their team
http://www.japersrink.com/
http://www.broadstreethockey.com/
http://www.lighthousehockey.com/
...to Tampa
http://www.rawcharge.com/
>>67635839
>he unironically gets mad at sandwiches
>he then goes and lies about said sandwiches on an innominate burmese basketweaving forum
WEW
E
W
>>67635923
Diarrhea/10
>>67635923
reddit/10. You really should go back there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4jkvf5/so_i_decided_to_try_one_of_burger_kings_new_hot/
>>67635966
How did you know about that unless you spend time there
>>67635745
Fuck man, way to turn that frown upside down.
I went to bed drunk and sad and just watched the highlights again. Maybe I was being a bit sensitive.
I'm still pessimistic though.
>>67635981
Reverse image search you dumb normie redditor. You need to go back too.
>>67635923
you know, i don't expect beautiful food from fast food places because they are fucking fast food places, but that looks like vomit and i wouldn't even consider eating that for a second.
>>67635923
that's the same countertop I have in my kitchen
>>67636025
Lying sack of reddit shit
Everyone's shitting on the BK dogs but it's just like any other fast food joint's food in that the quality varies from place to place and hour to hour. I've had the dogs from a BK near where I live twice now and they were really well put together and tasted great. I LOVE chili dogs and I've never had a good one from a huge franchise until BK's. Just my expedience.
>>67636142
you know very well its the result right under that
>>67635966
maybe you should faggot, how do you know they do that there? huh? huh? there is always food and drink talk before games on here
God damn why the fuck did I get an apartment on the first floor?
These niggers above me are stomping around constantly
Hey /r/hockey, rate my dinner!
>>67636142
>mobile
Looks like I was spot on, Mr. Redditor.
>>67635896
It's only during the playoffs and it's two small sections. Last year tons of people ignored it anyway and nothing happened.
>>67636160
Keep digging
since were all reddit bogeyman shitposting whose the reddit team left in the ploffs? pongs?
>>67636239
All of them are reddit teams. The pongs are probably the most reddit though.
>>67636239
They're all reddit, senpai. It's just a reddit year and the winners will forever have a asterisks and aliens next to their names.
>>67636233
Not even the jackass who started this, but he's right. Reddit really should leave.
>>67636276
what teams weren't reddit this year? the islanders, the preds, and the flyers?
>>67636312
All three of those were reddit af, especially floyers and islels. reddit bandwagoned the perds after fla died
>>67636365
i dunno, they bandwagoned the redditcats WAY more than the isles. are all teams reddit teams then? its hard to tell since they all jerk each other off
>>67636299
you could also just look at the filename. imgur filenames are just as easy to identify as 4chan ones
>>67636392
Maybe smaller market teams that get ignored and haven't had any memes about them recently? Arizona, Carolina, New Jersey and Colorado might fit the bill of non reddit
>>67636420
not arizona. they sperg out if you talk shit about the organization at all, and that team has enough potential for le reddit maymays that you just know its bound to happen. completely agree on carolina, new jersey, and colorado though. boston doesn't get ignored per se but it's not a reddit team either
>>67636478
Not a furfag but I kinda want Howler the coyote to yiff my boipussy. I'm a Tampa fan btw
>>67635809
the dress code is the saddest shit ever
>>67636567
>wongs fans are this salty
>>67636567
>I'm a Tampa fan btw
you could have left this part out and i'd still have figured you were a tampa fan
Goodnight family
There's a total qt receptionist at my psychiatrists office and we were talking and she was smiling and I was flirting and she was receptive.
I was smiling the whole bike ride home and playing out scenarios in my head
Should I ask her out bros? Can you ask a hospital receptionist out at work?
>Stralman confirmed back in line up tonight
Holy shit the Pens are fucked
>>67636618
Think he has an agreement in every arena to have a big titted woman behind him?
>>67636666
super satan quads confirm lies
>>67636666
>works with your psychiatrist
>handles your medical records
>possibly hears about how crazy you are from off-hand comments from doctor
Abort
>>67636656
good night binland!
>>67636666
I asked the receptionist out at a in patient cancer place before. we went on a few dates
>>67636596
Lekker
>>67636666
seriously though, if you think there is a chance and she was receptive, why not? i asked out a bank teller once when i was depositing some stuff for work and she said yes. didn't go anywhere really but i was glad i did
>>67636666
>receptionist
>she was receptive
You probably think strippers are into you too
>>67636705
Sorry for your cancer
>>67636725
>2 weeks until next appointment
Time to get in shape
>>67636696
She just schedules appointments, doesn't handle records so she doesn't know that I could chop her into little bits one day
>>67636751
what do you got? Im schizoaffective; i have magic powers and everyone's watching me
>>67636666
She knows you're insane, she is going to say no. It's like asking out the receptionist at an STD clinic.
I'm worried about him lads
>>67636740
Underrated
>>67636859
where can you see its rating?
good one
>>67636819
at least thats what i thought for a year, youre probably some generalized anxiety depression fag anyways
What hockey equipment brand is most meme and why is it Jofa?
>>67636868
The last digit indicates the quality of the post.
>>67636852
He's a bust right now, will probably become a late bloomer on the 2nd line of some pacific team
>>67636852
Flyers will get him
>>67636852
How do you like our new signing?
>>67635589
Maybe if the shorks weren't PP babies they would have scored more and won the game
>>67637106
none of you fuckers would get in if I had a say
>>67637106
>cucking yourselves to other teams
Wew
>>67637106
>being so desperate to take shots at a superior american playoffs team, you bring up a story about 2% of the seats in a 19,000+ arena
Most pathetic post I've seen this week.
what have you done as appreciation for europe's best hockey talent producing country (Sweden)?
>>67636819
Bipolar, depression
>>67637182
>the pens are terrified by one swede
Thank you based Sweden
>>67637106
pretty pathetic desu. they already won a cup, why are they so dickless?
>>67637106
>this obsession
wew lad. just kill yourself now, save the bandwidth
>>67637213
I read this post as "save the sandwich".
I hate you /hoc/
>>67637106
How can one "fan"base be this pathetic
>>67636895
Graf, Koho
>>67637182
Hedman is the second most overrated player in the NHL only behind Duncan Keith
>>67637182
thank you based sweden for the best d-line in the east
>>67637177
>unironically mad at sweaters
You're a laughing stock. Don't try feigning righteous indignation when you know how pathetic the policy, and by extension, your fellow fans are.
>>67637235
>Hedman is overrated
this is what people who are afraid of sandwiches actually believe
>>67637240
>a policy about 250 seats
Literally no one even noticed the "policy" until some butthurt pens faggot afraid of getting swept dug it up in between hot pockets. Literally no one.
>>67637255
>le 6'6 270lb defenseman that can't check
Pass
>>67637106
>mfw Florida hockey "fans" have to resort to this embarrassing display to try to create a fanbase
>>67637236
More like strawhair man
>>67637227
>mad at being unconsciously obsessed with sandwiches
>>67637281
>it's only 250 seats!!
>hurdurr hotpockets lol amirite bros?!!
Keep digging that hole. It stinks of the same dress code desperation. It's an embarrassment to hockey and sports in general.
Played in a pickup game this weekend. Dad asked a question about who's better since he hasn't been into hockey for 20+ years. Everyone said the same thing.
8>87
Had a shitty Monday lads, could I get 2 or 3 (You)s please
daily reminder da reign will win da cup
>>67637349
i dont see how its embarrassing to tell crosby/datsyuk/ovenchicken jersey wearing faggots to stay the fuck out of God's Amalie Arena
>>67637350
>expecting americans to know about hockey
>>67637342
/hoc/ should get an endorsement deal from this shit meme
>>67637379
I see you like (you)'s, so I'll put a couple of (you)'s in your (you) so you can (you) while you (you)
>>67637379
Of course, I'm still over the top after talking with my receptionistfu
>>67637106
>the bay of tampa
>>67637379
>>67637379
>>67637379
have some (You)'s
>>67637422
>you will never blow a big thick load of seed at her sucking cervix
>>67637396
meme magic bb
>>67637450
>her
>>67637422
>>67637426
>>67637449
Thanks lads, returning the favor
>>67637422
>tattoos
>cheek piercings
Not even with Kaner's dick
>>67637395
Weird because most teams are American in America watched by Americans. Canadians don't even know about hockey their own game because not one of their fucking teams made the playoffs.
>>67637514
>mad at std filled emo slut
>>67637478
Thanks m8
>>67637538
Well what team are you a fan of? It's likely that the people who coach and manage it are Canadian
the closer we get to game time the more anger /hoc/ builds towards sandwiches
>AN EMPTY FUCKING NET
>>67637560
Yeah but coach and managing has nothing to do with the fans and who watches in general
>>67637676
Just because you watch a sport doesn't mean you know anything about I. You literally pay Canadians for that
What team?
>>67637691
That may be true but that would also mean that coaches that don't win the cup know nothing about hockey except for one
>>67637776
>people who are paid for their hockey knowledge don't know anything about it
k
You still haven't told me what team you're a fan of, are you ashamed?
>>67637828
you mean Brian Burke, right?
>>67637849
He used to know hockey but now he is senile
Same with lamorello
>>67637849
>>67637899
Brian Burk is elite
Bolts gonna sweep desu
>>67637966
his hair certainly is, and he was in van/ana. toronto, not so much.
I've put on 30lbs in 4 months ever since I started drinking every night
FUCK
>>67637966
not elit he is truculence!!! I hope he hires Carlyle for next Flames head coach. Need some cup experience to help bring along the kids otherwise they are toast.
>>67638048
Nice work fattie
>>67638048
I dropped 30 lbs ever since I started drinking craft beer exclusively. Feels good man. I could punch a bear in the mouth.
>>67638048
>not eating next to nothing to compensate for your alcoholism
lmao
>>67638068
lel
carlyle
I like your memes
>>67638093
Last time I did that I ended up in the emergency room
>>67638048
everyone has noticed, fattie
post >your team and who you're rooting for
>>67638081
whiskey and water works too
>>67638113
>isles
blues
>>67638113
canucks
blues
>>67638163
Cringey/10
>>67637213
Is this what he has been up to?
>>67637235
>second most operated behind keith
I see you all the time nigga.
>>67638113
winged Ps
bolts
>>67638169
This. I want the record for most finals appearances and no cup.
COME ON BLUES!!!
>tfw I want fleury to start over murray but that wont happen unless da pongs get stomped again tonight
>>67638258
Is that actually stammer
I don't drink alcohol
>>67638482
Cool
That's the great thing about freedom
You can do what you want
>>67638481
I ask myself that every time that ad pops up
Pens go down in 4. Fucking choke and die crosby you faggot fuck.
>>67638627
>J.T. Brown as Jamis Winston
>>67638627
It doesn't get any less embarrassing.
>>67634913
>Every year another race is targetting for genocide
race war when?
>>67638627
Tampa fan here
this looks like shit and the Bucs social media guy should be fired for this shit
>>67638113
>blues
and blues.
I'm so happy you guys
>>67638169
>>67638392
these desu
What's a good nickname for the lightning, /hoc/?
>>67639238
Tampon Gay. It's been here for years now and way better than that forced reddit shit a few weeks back.
Blues
>Tampa making everyone lose hope in them for the entire series
The hope was fun for two days I guess.
>>67639436
uncommon
>shit burgh
>>67639591
????
>>67638627
>babby devlels
>>67642020
>Goon out all series
>Lose anyways
lyl
There's no chance drouin leaves TB now. He's gonna be there until he's a FA.
yfw the Hurricanes win the cup next year
Is Mike Keenan the most hated hockey exec in history? Aside from Lowe.
>>67642599
Harold Ballard.
>>67638113
>shorks
shorks
why are the blues so hard up for Canadian fans?
wow, Sidney Crosby is actually clutch in the playoffs for once
Of all players it has to be fucking crosby
>>67643419
Those snowbird guys are pretty cool. Saw them at the air and sea show in ft Lauderdale 2 weeks ago.
that was nice
>Tranpa fans thought Bolts would sweep
>>67643558
They would if Uncle Gary's striped friends didn't hand Pittsburgh the game.
>>67643419
Blues are 55% canagods
They are appreciative
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>get massively outplayed
>cry about the refs
Tranpa could just be the worst "fan"base in sports
>>67643725
Nobody said anything about the refs
>>67643725
I'm surprised they're so mad. they spent all game talking about grocery stores and colleges I think they're just making up their complaints
>>67643824
>one of those flags is a Canadian
So one comment? The officiating was pretty decent this game at least compared to other games this post season
Based Crosby, u mad America.
>>67643764
They literally don't understand the game whatsoever so they spout simplistic phrases and memes like cavemen
>>67643853
I made the mistake assuming you were capable of reading
>>67643402
>>67643489
>>67643530
>>67643582
>>67643658
>>67643915
We all know Canadians know a thing or two about playoff hockey :~)
>>67643985
Well yes, most of the players in the playoffs are actually Canadian.
>>67643967
>one of those was a pens fan complaining about non calls
Top ironing
Good showing by the Pens. Deserved a better result tbqh but crosby scoring is huge and we all know they play better on the road. Could see them dominating the series from here on out.
>>67644081
crosby getting the winner is big too because the first goal was his fault for losing his man
>>67644081
I wouldn't be quite so sure with bishop and stammer probably coming back.
penguinos sweep in 5 lads.
cap it
Marlies won their game tonight so I get to watch them lose to the bears twice this weekend
>>67644081
>Bishop out
>Stammer out
>Callahan out
>Crutch on a blatant no call for an odd man rush to win
Y-yeah they're so going to dominate.
Top kekerino
>>67644292
although the score was close, the pens did actually dominate this game.
>>67644292
>Malkin shit
>Crosby shit
>Murray playing like backup
>all those noncalls on tampa in the game
>41 shots
Murray starts playing well again and Pongs in 5.
Tampa shit.
>>67644292
yeah if only callahan was in there running around cheapshotting pens players, the bolts wouldve won.
>>67644378
malkin and crosby both played a good game, just couldn't get the puck to go. as i pens fan i like what i saw from these two tonight.
>>67644378
>Shit non calls
Like the one that led to the GWG?
>>67644437
you are so salty just relax man
>>67644437
Oh sorry that pens can actually capitalize on advantages
Maybe if Killorn wasnt shit the Blots woulda won.
Bolts didn't even look to be in the same league as Pitt tonight
>>67644472
I wish I could friendo. The only good thing about Tampa's bad years was my blood pressure.
If you aren't cheering for a Western Conference champion over the Pens or Bolts you are cancer and should suffer a small caliber round to the back of the skull
>>67644436
Malkin and Crosby have been basically waste of icetime this entire playoffs. Few good shifts.
>>67644585
>wanting another west champ
I didnt know this was the NBA. I thought this was /hoc/
>>67644669
I think he's the guy that runs the bloos twitter because he's so desperate to get anyone to root for them
It's funny that if the Pens didn't get those powerplays they would probably have won 2-0. Both Tranpa goals came from after the Pens were spent and transitioning from unsuccessful PPs.
>>67644724
Nah it's our resident pedophile friend from Minnesota
Will the Murrman be replaced by Flower at some point this series?
>>67644669
>not wanting a cup less team to win
If it was Chicago versus Columbus or something I'd cheer for Columbus
>having conference pride
>>67644838
If he had given up a third goal there I think he would have.
>>67644879
stop forcing this cup less team shit nobody cares.
If bishop was in the pens probably would have been shut out
>>67645189
>if Bishop was in
Thats like saying if Murray was playing like he did against washington Tampa would be shut out.
>>67645189
Vasy played great faggot
>>67645189
Vas was the only reason that game wasn't 7-2.
Doubtful bigshit could do much better.
>>67645189
Bishop gonna be traded when his contracts up.
Vasy the future
>>67645189
Vasy was good. Palat screened the shit out of him on the first goal. Second goal they just let Bill fly in from the point.
>>67645294
>CANT
>CHILL
>THE
>BILL
>>67645290
>traded
>when he contracts up.
>>67645347
I think he's trying to say they'll trade him when his contact is almost up. Bishop will be due a decent raise.
>>67645372
Yes.
Also hes like 30
And Vasy is better
>a franchise in Canada has an internal cap
>snes
When can we move Ottawa to QC already?
>>67645390
My guess is they will try to keep Vasy in the expansion draft.
>>67645372
he's making 6M a year that's what he should be getting with the cap situation. the raise won't be too big I can't think of a goalie besides lundpads and holtby that make more than him. just checked cam ward does still lel
>>67645390
>>67645390
Vasy isn't better, but bishop is about to pass his prime while vasy is still young and insanely talented. Vasy in his prime will be better than prime bishop
>>67645457
That's the main thing. Bishop is great but he is getting older. Vasy is going to be great for a long time. With the expansion draft of the horizon and Tampa's cap situation it won't be an easy situation.
>>67645502
>>67645502
there's no real reason to keep bishop coming up when they can tandem vasy and gudlevskis. That's a dangerous yet cheap combination for a few years
>tfw internet is being shitty and taking 5 years to load the captcha
>>67645502
Vasy is getting older too
>>67645536
Vasy is like 21.
>>67645552
is he not getting older?
>>67645536
He's 8 years younger I think. That is a pretty big difference.
>>67645565
No. Hes literally stuck in time.
>>67645565
21 is very young for a goalie
>amateur goaltending
>>67645565
Russians don't age
>>67645578
We have do something to help him out
>>67645402
>tfw the finals could be 2 starting goalies that the Sens both gave away for scraps
Its hard being a Sens fan ;_;
>>67645683
Hey, at least you aren't a thrashers fan
It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory.
Tampa will lose one of their goalies in the expansion draft.
>>67645756
>thrashers
>fan
>>67645833
>thinking a team would go for a 30 year old goalie when theres plenty of steller prospects on other teams
>>67645833
bishop has a NMC so depending on the draft rules it might be the little kid
can't call penalties on Gary's precious Penguins
https://streamable.com/kenr
>>67645833
>3 potentially elite goaltenders on the team
Ok
>>67645933
I doubt theyd honor NTC in an expansion draft since the league is in desperate need of Parity, and Vegas would need good attendance anyway, being a non hockey market.
Anyone that could help a team has a NTC
>>67645956
Unbelievable.
>>67645956
Playoff hockey
>>67645968
well the union is saying that their players signed these no movement clauses with their teams (which are different than NTC) and that the NHL should be forced to honor them in the expansion draft. obviously that screws over some teams with the amount of NMCs they have at some positions because then they won't be able to protect other people. The teams say look we're not the ones moving them they're being drafted so its not our fault etc
its going to be interesting to see how they come to an agreement
>>67645956
>The refs never call penalties against the other team.
Cry more, homer
>>67646027
If theyre gonna honor them they should count as Protections.
Like if a team has 10 NTC players, they shouldnt be able to protect anyone else.
>>67646037
Find me a replay of a blatant penalty on the Lightning that the refs didn't call
fucking faggot
>>67646061
that's how it screws over teams like lightning and the pens. they'll both be forced to protect bishop/fleury and that leaves murray/vasy open market. each little direction you go screws over someone
>>67646076
The highstick on Crosby at the end of the 3rd.
>>67646096
Does AHL count as pro hockey? I thought this is Murrays first year on his ELC.
Anyone on year 1 or 2 of ELC are protected automatically
>>67646136
the draft would be next offseason. this is his first year, next year is year 2, then expansion draft time.
at least theres time to recuperate from that loss. and splitting on the road with some of the best players gone is good. fug guys i dont hate the pens, i just dont want to see crosby win anymore
>>67646172
So wouldnt he be protected under the ELC rule, as year 3 would only kick in July 1st.
I guess it depends when the draft would be. I assume it would be before the rookie draft, or just after, as free agent season would help expansions a lot.
>>67646203
>Playing a 21 year old vs a 21 year old
>Callahan missing
>Stamkos has been gone for months
Honestly why do Tampa fans think Stamkos matters at this point? He would be a liability for atleast a period or two.
And Olli Maata didnt play tonight. Its not like Pittsburgh was full strength. Vasy was the only reason the score wasnt like 5-2
>>67646210
I don't know the details to explain it but I do know that Murray would be available to be drafted. maybe AHL does count. its something like 2 years after being drafted and signing your ELC so babby league draftees that are being stashed are ok
>>67646251
Hasn't Olli been pretty bad these playoffs?
>>67646342
He was good up until Orpik clocked him.
They brought him back to soon.
>>67646342
>>67646361
Actually I shouldnt say good, but he was better than Justin Shultz
You now remember that the Florida Panthers and New York >fucking car played eachother in the first round.
>>67646419
Is this english?
>>67646419
I can't remember things that didn't happen
I need a movie to watch. Keep in mind I've seen every relevant movie ever
>>67646442
He's probably a native from the Peg desu
>>67646452
Watch/Re-Watch Blazing Saddles
>>67646452
The Hunt For Red October
>>67646452
a brilliant young mind. it should hit close to home
>>67646376
olii was bad last game maybe was because he is still injured, but justin played great today
>>67646519
Im just saying, missing Stamkos after how many months is just as bad as missing a Top 2 D in the playoffs.
>>67646452
hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann (The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared)
;^)
>>67646563
I'd argue in the modern game missing a top 2 D is WAY worse desu
>>67646136
>Does AHL count as pro hockey?
Yes, their time in the AHL counts. Pens and Bolts would have to trade one of their goalies in the offseason if they don't want to risk losing them for nothing.
will drouin still walk in free agency? or do you think he realizes the opportunity he has in tampa
>>67646687
I think he'll still walk. I doubt Yzerman wants him anyway.
>>67646342
He's been awful since February. Pens are stuck with a bad contract now.
>>67646687
He's going to be play in Montréal. Our team will make the playoffs next year
>>67646700
I think he would stay but Tampa's cap is going to be delicate.
>>67646715
>going to a place where he'd get eaten alive by media
>>67646664
or make a different trade with the expansion team in an agreement for them not to select one of their players. teams have done this in the past.
>>67646715
He wants to go to Colorado, to play with his BFF Nate
>>67646767
would the avs even want him?
>>67646773
roy's a frenchie why not
>>67646739
Thats dumb. Having 2 starting goalies for extended time is a chore, especially with a 10 year age difference.
If they play Fluery, Murray loses out on vital experience when entering his prime
If they play Murray, thats 5 million sitting on the bench
I liken this to Montreal with Halak and Price, they knew Price was the future so they traded Halak, even though they could have afforded both and had 2 starters
>>67646773
Why not? They have Varlamov, atleast Drouin doesnt get caught beating his girlfriend.
>>67646813
Kek. I meant more does drouin fit an avs need?
>>67646794
well murray is cheap as hell until 2017 but a perennial cup contender does not want to rely on a 21 or 22 year old and also have no real backup. they kept him in wilkes barre this year whenever fleury wasn't hurt specifically to keep getting him playing time.
the plan would be to keep playing fleury for a few years and hope murray continues to develop because his rebound control is terrible right now and he's not ready to be the starter. so fleury would be started for a minimum of 2 more years and you see where you go from there, no reason to trade away either goalie really, not to mention they aren't allowed to trade fleury without his consent anyway
>>67646721
I dont think Yzerman is a good GM to be honest.
St.Louis asked for a trade, Stamkos hasnt resigned yet and Drouin asked for a trade while injured.
They all likely want out of Tampa for reasons other than play time.
>>67646826
An elite prospect playmaker? He would be deadly with Deuchene and MacKinnion (one of which he was on the best CHL line in history with)
>>67646856
He got Callahan and 2 1st rounds for st poopie who was so shit he had to retire
>>67646879
getting a lot in return from the rags in a trade doesn't really make you a good GM
>>67646794
It's not dumb. If these playoffs tell you anything right now, it's that you NEED two starter caliber goalies to succeed.
Publix is shit
>>67647225
>mad at sandwich at 2am
Arpon Basu
@ArponBasu
At least one of Kris Letang, Brent Burns and P.K. Subban will not make Canada's World Cup team. Seems ridiculous.
>>67647304
subban has to play his teams not going on a long playoff run and everyone will cry racist if he's the one left off. pens fag so I want letang to sit out he doesn't have many more hits to the head left in him
>>67647242
I'm sick of seeing the picture of that damn frog
>>67647441
What frog
why the fuck does quebec even exist
>>67647466
This one:
>>67634131
>>67647176
What team is using 2 Stater caliber goalies other than Tampa Bay?
>>67647491
Is it the publix or just pepe that you don't like
:O
>>67647505
Publix. The frog just makes me hate it more.
>>67647530
So you are mad at sandwich?
will smuk ever come back
>>67647682
>summer /hoc/
>>67647682
I fuckin hope not
>>67647682
Never ever
>>67647851
Why not?
>>67647871
He packed his shit and left for good. Couldn't handle some bants
>>67647944
I miss him
>>67647984
Me too
Does he have any idea what he's about to get into once he sets foot in Toronto?
>>67648189
poor guy
>>67645402
Lel how's Conacher treating y'all?
>>67648189
RIP matthew's career
its not even offseason and /hoc/ is dieing
>>67648502
Not really, it's just that all the Yuros are in /iihf/.
>>67648518
i don't """get""" the world championship. ultimate third wheel tournament
So how to the bruins fix their shit?
>>67648559
Relocate
>>67648652
To finland
>>67648502
The playoffs turned meme as fuck. Might as well just give the Pens the cup.
>>67648669
>yfw the Espoo Bruins win the Stan Lee Cup
So we can all agree that now Crosgod has been awakened it is all over for Tampa gay right?
>>67646342
He honestly was never good. He's too slow, he's made of glass, and now the pens are stuck with a 3rd pairing d man for good money.
>>67648542
face it, nhl is irrelevant
Reminder Canadians are willingly being cucked by China and giving them all their real estate that Canadians can't afford
>>67648973
it was always over
>>67648973
Game 1 was a shitshow with all the injuries and the fact that the pens were due for a slow start after the way the Caps series ended. I was resigned to losing that game.
It'll be interesting to see what they do if Bishop comes back in and lets in a couple soft goals after how amazing Vasi has played.
Is Busthews officially a bust now?
You could say that that the clots want to
>Kill Bill
>>67650613
WEW lad
Well memed
Dubs and blots drop the next 3 while Crosby scores 10 points.
>>67651093
Rip pangs
>>67649348
> real estate that Canadians can't afford
so, all of it?
Prepare your anuses, syrupslurpers.
>>67651209
did he died?
>>67651209
>Slowest shot ever
>against Belarus
wew this is what passes as talent in Fonlund
>>67651209
4-2 Canada
Cap it
>>67651145
It was a very specific situation, there's no reason he can't score 9 points instead.
>>67651287
Crosby numbers confirm 9 points in 3 games.
Rip hoc
>Slovakia
>win the game
>it eliminates you from the tournament
wew lads
>>67652072
Lol
>americaitlyns with yet another loss
Will they ever be a relevant hockey country?
>>67652268
>Implying that's the roster of a country that gives a fuck
Like 6 people total worth shit desu
>>67652375
>having shit depth is an excuse
>>67652426
>Sending professional players to a shitty meme tournament
Olympics or bust desu
2018 here we come. This time without that stupid autistic faggot Bylsma. Would literally rather have Carlel nationalized and put on the bench.
>>67652426
Not a single one of those skaters would even be invited to Olympic training camp.
>>67652375
More nhlers than two teams you lost to
>>67652465
you mean the one you lost to
>>67652554
>0 losses
>>67652565
>refpuck
>>67652375
That's still 6 more than Germany or Slovakia had.
>>67652616
>Meme tournaments
>>67652589
>losing to Germany
>losing to Slovakia
>>67652589
>>67652635
>pathetic damage control
>>67652656
Nice made up image. How long did this is professional peice of work take you?
Is it safe to say now that Kessel wasn't the problem in Toronto?
>>67652635
>meme cup play-offs
>>67652708
>Deflecting from being a faggot
>>67652729
Turpa Kiinni snow nigger
>>67652730
>American deflecting his shit hockey country to /pol/ posting
Getting desperate I see
>>67652724
>4 of 6 goals on Power Play
wew
powerplay babby
>>67652724
Phil Kessel wasn't THE problem he was ONE OF many problems.
>>67652656
LOL
>>67652775
>The only reliable goal scorer on the team is a problem
This is why Toronto and their fans will always be shit.
>>67652910
>Phil Kessel can score goals
Cool and what else does he do? Besides being a lazy fuck.
>>67652910
>reliable
Do me a favour and stop watching this sport you faggot casual
>>67652899
Wouldn't that make Canada gay too for putting it in the butt and enjoying it? Or is Canada one of those closet gays that thinks cause he's the fuck-er instead of the fuck-ee that he's somehow less gay?
>>67652925
>scoring goals isn't enough in the lowest scoring sport in existence
cool, by that reasoning Ovechkin, Crosby and Malkin blow too since they don't do anything other than score goals. They certainly don't make their teammates better.
>>67652976
>comparing kessel to guys who have won multiple art ross, hart, richard and a cup
Seriously casual, just get the fuck out. You know less than nothing.
>>67652955
Naw that's just Canadian logic - like how having a player that scores lots of goals for your hockey team is a problem.
>>67635589
The Blues also got whistled on every other face off win, particularly when we were about to fire on the goalie. The refs just sucked.
>>67653004
>comparing a scorer to a scorer
why do I care about media marketing awards? same fundamental skillset.
>entire strategy on O is to give them the puck and hope they score
>>67653048
>why would I care about logic
Because you're obviously a moron and lack the fundamentals of how hockey works
>>67652976
But ovechkin does blow
>>67653004
no one said he's as skilled as they are, which is why he doesn't have the same contract or praise. but he fundamentally does the same things. only autistic leaftards think he's some fundamentally shitty player just because he didn't single handedly save your joke franchise.
>>67653065
>says the buttmad casual 12 year old
>d-don't you dare insult my idols that are just higher utilization versions of the same thing!
Lol
who /bill/ here?
>Canada
>lives and dies for one sport
>not even the best in the world at it
>0 Canadian teams in the playoffs
>starting to glom onto the Blue Jays and Raptors because they aren't terrible
Canadian "sports"
>>67652426
>50 year Olympic drought
:^)
>>67653070
>>67653083
>the most important thing is just shooting the puck
This is why you poor bastards can't even beat Slovakia or Germany. It's getting embarrassing how you force your shitty and ignorant opinions onto /hoc/. Nobody cares what you have to say.
I thought Canada was supposed to be range banned during the playoffs?
>>67653119
>not even the best in the world at it
There is literally no argument anyone could make in support of this
>>67653154
>missing the entire point of the argument.
Kessels job is shoot the puck you fucking retard
>>67653200
>best forward: American
>best defenseman: Swedish
>best goaltender: American
Btfo
>>67653265
Did you just say the best forward was American
>>67653287
If it's not Kane who could it possibly be
>>67653265
No
No
No
Canada is back to back champs
Leader in all time golds by a ridiculous margin
>>67653265
"No"
>>67653316
Cmon at least try. Bill is better.
>>67653154
>he thinks we lost because of tactics
>and not because we fielded a team of juniors, 5th strings and AHL players against tryhard European teams
Lol, Canadian hockey "knowledge"
https://vine.co/v/i0rtaBLADmj
>Roenick
>>67653265
No
Yes
Yes
>cantada
just came here to say you guys stop watching this kendo shit
Was Canada supposed to be good?
>>67653086
Forever and always
>shorks
Why even get your hopes up?
Le skate around in wide circles and score 1 goal vs Blues is the best forward meme
>>67653265
Crosby isnt American
Doughty isnt Swedish
Price isnt American
>>67655364
Usually, yes. And it's a good team.
>>67655890
new thread with new memes!
>>67656198
enjoy it being deleted
>>67656091
>doughty
>price
>>67656345
This thread is on life support. Time to pull the plug
Defend this shit, Sun Belt states.
>>67656828
>who moves to florida but never left their home team behind
w-why don't more people bandwagon us?
>a decade without Team Canada getting shutout
>streak started after Finland win
>streak ends after Finland win
:D
25 years ago today...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yeFak3D7MU
>Shittsburgh still thinks they can win the series
>completely outplayed >us
>were still two Killorn breakaways from losing the game
Lightning still win in 6
>>67656970
Whatever you want to tell yourself, it won't matter. The beast has awoken.
a fucking leaf
>rags
>our game
>>67657475
:DDDDDD
>Laine "injured" by a shin tap from Perry
This isn't serious right?
>>67656936
>zero cups
>lost a team to Texas
>fucking Texas
>>67656936
>Minnesota "fans" all standing up and applauding
>some even have "Mario" signs
"State of Hockey"
>>67657852
More like State of Cuckoldry
>>67657745
the fins are fragile and bruise easily
>Tampon Gay not allowing pens fans to wear penguin colored/branded clothes to the game
Can a single franchise be more pathetic?
>>67658028
sad shit desu
>Best prospect in decades has glass shins
>>67657988
Kill yourself Firecuck
fuck
>>67657852
>Most US born NHL players come from Minnesota
>has always been that way
>Not understanding that's why it's the state of hockey
Fucking Wew lad
>>67653736
You're p retarded if you think Larkin, Hanifin, Nelson, Matthews, and Foligno aren't excellent players.
Condon, Kinkaid, and Demko are all fucking garbage goalies though.
