Bolts up 1-0
first for Bolts sweep in 4
>>67638689
2nd for memes
here we go blooters!~!!
stream?
>>67638761
Hi finlan
Where hath Django gone?
Bettman where are you
Please respond
Publix subs are literally middle-school cafeteria tier
Threadly reminder that attendees of the game tonight are not free to support the team of their choice because Tampa Gay can't handle the bantz/the fact nobody cares or knows who the blots are
Nth for disney broship
Go Bolts!
What the fuck happens next in those herbie hancock commercials?
>>67638846
>herbie hancock commercials
lmao what?
>>67638846
They tell him what it is?
>>67638820
Not at Amalie tonight bud.
Anyone got a link? NBCSN is cancer where I live.
>pongs
>getting hurt during warmups
What the fuck?
>Tampa - The Venice of Florida!
>>67638820
fucking retard games in Pittsburgh
>Peppier pittsburgh penguins
>>67638865
What is it?
>no suspension for Callahan
>still isn't playing
at least Stralman is back
>>67638920
Is he hurt?
>>67638897
who what
>>67638820
>shitsburgh sports """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""knowledge"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67638903
At least it isnt "inbred superstar Tarasenko"
>>67638900
>Commiefornia burning to ground
>white trash pricks catching fish in the flooded roads
>>67638924
Hornqvist
>hornbust
>soft
select two
>>67638922
has the flu apparently
LETS GO PENS
Back at it m8s
https://www.kikebook.com/Lightning.NHL/posts/10153961115692819
>pongs
HAHA TIME FOR
>pengwhines
>>67638820
Fucking idiot
>>67638997
wow are you really watching hockey
why the fuck would you bother posting this
>>67638959
>boneitis
>made of peanut brittle
>>67639032
best post by a leaf I've seen in a long time
>>67638900
Lel I remember that shit, one of the greatest moments I've ever had driving my jeep passing every faggot in a bmw or mercedes that stalled out
LETS GO PENS
>tranpa gay
>Hebrew National
>Gary Bettman
>jew media
Pongs winn stanleys cup
>>67639049
agreed - good post
Neutralbros report in
>your team
>who you're cheering for this game
>who you're cheering for this series
>Wild
>Bolts
>Bolts in 7
go pongs
fuck clots
>>67639057
isn't that a picture of bayshore literally everytime it rains hard?
not rly rare desu
>>67639121
Faggot
>>67639128
>furpuck
>>67638997
Walmart/10
>>67639128
why is the habs mascot a nigger
leeeets gaww pens
>>67639127
nah, that day literally every road in south tampa had flooded
http://live.tampabay.com/Event/Live_blog_Tampa_Bay_record_rain_brings_flooding_thunderstorms?Page=0
>yfw the pongs get btfo 5-1 and NBCSN spends the entire postgame talking about the pongs dominant faceoff wins
Please just get through the game without anymore injuries Tampa.
>pittsburgh """""""""""""""""""""cheering""""""""""""""""""""
Who here /pub sub/?
>>67638936
Thats not even alliteration
>>67639166
speak english bean boy
>>67639186
I'm hot & spicy wings today.
USA USA USA
>>67639191
fuck you leaf boy
>crosbust
>>67639186
Ultimate sub
HORY SHET VASILEVSKY
This guy is horrible
BASED HUGHSON FUCK YES
>NBCSN has audio issues for me for whatever reason
>all streams are shitty CBC feed
>stream from NBC directs has like a minute and a half delay
this sucks
>>67639128
>>67639162
Ah the elusive Cuckadian Token Black
>>67639224
I wouldn't even worry about it. The announcers are only excited when the Pongs have the puck.
>mick refs
dunno if this is good or bad 2bh
is the crowd chanting lets go penis?
What's a good nickname for the lightning?
>>67639224
>Not having it straight to your tv in HD
Pleb
>>67639255
clots
>>67639255
clots
>>67639255
Pikachu
>>67639255
Winners
>>67639255
Stanley Cup winners
>>67639255
the blooters
booo
scar
Fuck Florida
Shame. Vasi made a good initial save.
>>67639255
tranpa gay lgbtning
Scarrrrrrrr
SSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAR FUKING YEA
scarrrr
nice screen palat you fuck
nice """"""defense"""""" you fucks
what a gay meme goal
bishop would've made that save
That was Palats fault. Couldn't even clear and just gave it up in front of the net.
When will Stamkos get better?
FIRST BLOOD, AND IT'S ALREADY ICING OVER!
SKARRRR
Who /Monday Night RAW/ here?
>>67639328
when he has a longterm contract with a real hockey team
GETTING STYLED ON BY A FUCKING 39 YEAR OLD FOSSIL
>>67639329
It's all fun and games, until somebody's frozen solid!
that's the only goal pongs will score tonight.
last digit is # of goals for the bloots
>>67639347
So mad at sandwiches
tampon gay is getting BTFO here
>>67639341
is wrestling still on TV?
>>67639285
>implying calgary didnt actually win it in game six
>>67639341
colts hillbilly detected
what happened to bish4t, did he get dysentery again
>>67639368
It was never in. And even if it was they choked the rest of that game, two OTs and the entire game seven away.
>anon turn the game off and come work out with me!
who /bill/ here?
>Bolts still playing the "let's just try and survive the 1st period before actually getting in this game"
>>67639392
Pulled a groin muscle
>>67639358
Swift as the wolves of Icewrack!
who /gonnablowthemaway/ here?
>>67639328
He's fine. He's just on blood thinners.
>>67639392
I heard that his knee cap shifted out of place and sprung back
Which is why his x-rays showed no actual damage
>>67639328
when he stops roiding
>>67639418
so is bosh
oh wait he's fucking done
>>67639057
fuck you brian
based lovejoy
>>67639421
So basically he's out for the series?
>>67639418
so am i and i had to drop hockey
i think i've said this in every playoff game thread i've been in thus far
>>67639128
27 of the 30 NHL teams now have some form of a mascot (only the Edmonton Oilers, New York Rangers, and the Philadelphia Flyers remain without one). The Detroit Red Wings do not have a traditional costumed mascot, but they count “Al The Octopus”
BILL
Sssscarrrrrrrrrrrrr
PONGS SCAAAAARRRRR
Kessel
Lmao
Memes
BILL THE AUTISTIC THRILL
BILL
Well I figured Pittsburgh would win but I wasn't expecting a blowout
>>67639400
Bill!
BOLTS SWEPT IN 5
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Two in a row!
bill is the only likable thing about the pongs
>>67639400
dubs confirmed skaar
BILLLLLLL
SCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>scored on by le Reddit man
Fuck this
SKARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
b i l l
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BILL
B I L L
I
L
L
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>it's a "nobody can make easy clearances" episode
>>67639400
Let's Go Bill's
BILL BILL BILL
SSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67639492
>Trampa bae actually believed they were going to win this series
ISHYGDDT
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
Finally, the good guys are winning.
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE THRILLS
Wait, guys. I thought his name was Phill??
WHO /6 GOD/ HERE?
>Tampa Bay Reddit's getting BTFO by based Bill
>SUNBELT "FANS" NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67639393
>it was never in
Lel tampa hockey knowledge
If they called it a good goal which it was it wouldnt have gone to OT they would have won that night
https://youtu.be/OcAZT7CtAfE
Oh Vasi.... You're Jeckle & Hyde stuff is so annoying sometimes.
You either let everything through you, or you shut them out.
Guess tonight is the night where you just let it happen.
bill
>>67639530
>good guys
both teams are ballsack but the pens are slightly less trashy
>>67639484
Is that thing supposed to attractive?
fucking disgusting
dubs and bill scores the winning shootout goal
dubs and bill scores the winning OT goal
>>67639561
>shootout
>Floridians
>>67639544
The NHL did an entire CGI construction to demonstrate that it wasn't in. And even if it was Calgary choked. They had a game and a half to win and they couldn't.
last number is the amount of goals the pongs give up in the 2nd and 3rd
b i l l
>you will have to see faggot crysby get to play for the stanleyc up because the other team's goaler died
Why do you do this to me
Of all faggots
It has to be divesby
Why
>>67639559
>tumblr whale detected
i hope bishop comes back too early because the bolts are getting BTFO and suffers a career ending knee injury
>>67639458
>no silly mascot
>GOAT logo
>One of the icegirl teams
>High energy fans
my based hometown
>russian goaltending
>>67639561
>pongs in charge of knowing the rules
Why is bishop such a pussy?
>no structural damage
>leaves the game and misses the next
>>67639545
This is the defenses fault faggot
>>67639571
>not having a good backup goalie
Why even live?
>>67639571
Crosby isnt near as bad as he used to be. I'm no shittsburg fan but seeing him win would not hurt nearly as much as it wouldve years ago
>>67639564
Hello welcome to /sp/ I can be your guide for the price of 6 memes (9 if using Canadian memency)
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S
GO
BILL
>>67639576
based Philly
>>67639571
blame publix desu. it weakens your bones
>>67639580
>>67639564
>being this new
>inb4 muh layers of irony
dubs and the game goes to a shootout
I'm amazed the Bolts have 1 scoring chance let alone 3
One penguins for how many goals the pens beat tge bolts by.
>>67639571
>crysby
>not Cindy Crysob
JUST
>>67639576
>High energy fans
That's only because of all the batteries
>>67639559
Its okay Fatty Magoo, there are plenty of people deprived enough to think fatties are hot.
Good thing youre in Florida!
>clots keep falling
man publix really does mess the bones up
>the name of the horse that won the Kentucky Derby sounds like he should be a mediocre Swedish winger playing for Anaheim or Edmonton
wew
>>67639645
>florida
>fatties
u wot
>Crosby diving
Well this sure is new
>>67639621
i want to fuck the rabbit
That's a penalty?
Fucking lol
>>67639636
8.5/10
you are not allowed to do that tampa
>>67639544
Holy shit I remember watching this. Haven't seen it since. Probably the best series I've ever seen even tho at the time I wanted Calgary to win.
>that dive
cuckhoop tier
>>67639670
He wrapped him up like a safety. Yeah its a penalty
Just tuned in lads. Was Tampa's backup goalie at fault for the two goals? How has he looked?
>>67639655
Or a really good winger that plays for the Wings.
>>67638689
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>>67639691
But Crosby loves strong manly arms wrapped around him.
>>67639695
Cant tell defense is playing like shit desu
Reimer vs Bill SCF /senpai/
>>67639691
Do you even watch football?
I NEED TO STOP FUCKING DRINKING BOOZE
I DRINK ALL NIGHT, WAKE UP AND FEEL LIKE SHIT AND THEN 9PM ROLLS AROUND AND I FEEL GOOD AGAIN AND WANT TO DRINK AGAIN
HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP
>>67639695
Both were the result of absolute shit-tier defense but he still shoulda saved them
>>67639695
Both goals came about cause Tampa couldn't clear loose pucks around the net.
>>67639714
Just because he enjoys the penalty doesn't make it not a penalty. This isn't rape were talking about.
I LOVE YOU STRALMAN
>>67639731
Stop sitting around doing fuckall with your life. Do something you can't do drunk around 9 pm you fuckin slob.
>>67639731
The ride never ends anon.
And SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
That was a comfy goal tbqh pham
>getting scored on by a broken leg
>>67639656
Yes, the fatties of Florida.
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
>>67639731
grow some balls and quit
OH BABY
>>67639731
How about the thought of not waking up feeling like shit every morning? That is enough motivation to make sure I only drink on weekends
>IT WAS 2-0
ROOFED IT
STRAWMAN
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>three guys on Kessel
>Still do something stupid to give a powerplay.
STARMAN
>Get a goal
>Immediately give the Pongs a PP
Why
Stralsssyyyy!!!!
SUCK MY BIG FAT PUBLIX SUB SHITTSBURG
TY BASED BILL
>>67639731
Tbqh if you want to stop drinking but you can't even for one night, you might have a serious problem. I'd talk to a doctor and see what he says.
>>67639725
>do you?
>>67639771
2-0 is not that great a lead to give up
>PEE-NALIZED
>>67639788
My question is why they needed three guys directly covering one man.
Why not have two on Kessel and one ready to catch the loose puck? That third guy with his stick waving around fucked it up.
Tampon here that used to live in Pittsburgh. Other than Primanti Brothers, Quaker Steak, your weird Pizza Burgers and Perogies, I never really liked it, Everyone smelled like sauerkraut, Your hottest women we're average at best, but it didn't matter because they all wore Uggs and there were flies like... everywhere.
Tampa sucks too, but at least we have beaches... and Datz.
>>67639731
Take one ibuprofen before you go to sleep, you'll feel significantly less shitty next morning
Why do all these canadian commercials have brown people?
I thought canada was white
>>67639576
Yo Bud
>>67639805
>not OLDbiwan.jpg
>>67639805
>PEE-ANAL-IZED
>>67639808
Fuck if I know. Idiots.
>>67639636
underrated
>>67639576
>>67639576
>no GOAT mascot
>shitty logo
>shittier ice girls
>even shittier fans
>>67639822
Cultural Marxism m8.
To be fair, Canada has done a much better job at integrating immigrants than the US or Europe because they actually screen for high-skill immigrants instead of just letting the entire Third World in through the open door.
>icing while on the PP
What the fuck?
the entire city of shittsburgh is just one big meme
>pp
>icing
>pongs
>the burgh of pitt
get fucked pongs
DROUIN KILLING IT
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Murray just took a shit SCAAAAAAR
>tampa keeps icing
>no calls
>pengs ice
>immediate call
Nice refpuck
Fluery pls
FUUUUCK
CRYSBY
HAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>PP ends
>Bolts score
More of this
Drouin scaaaarrrrr
Nice
>>67639872
the benefits of the pacific and atlantic oceans bud. north america = GOAT continent
>they were gonna trade him
>it was 2-0
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>IT WAS 2-0
>PONGS
DRUUUUUUUUUUU-EHNNNNNNNNNNN
>the shitty of shittsburgh
>trade this
>Shittsburgh
>>67639817
Used to live in Pittsburgh, went to college there too.
Pittsburgh is nice in the summer, but fucking garbage in the winters. Fall is ok. You do almost everything there is to do in the city within a few years, and then you're bored while you listen to every fuckin yinzer talk about how it's an up and coming 'most livable city' type place.
Basedburgh
>Yinzers
>ok food, pierogies are good
>pongs
Shitsburgh
>literally everyhting else imaginable
What is the game?
Fleury time?
DRUID
MURRAY GO
>most dangerous lead
>>67639903
LMAO FUCK OFF DIVESBY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Shitguins getting shitguined
>>67639817
>Everyone smelled like sauerkraut
>>67639934
yes pls
>tuned in 5 minutes ago just in time to see pens choke
MURRAY OUT
>MU22AY
>shit city
>shit franchise
>shit fans
>shit players
>Shittsburgh thought they could win this series
The Lightning are a meme team of destiny that cannot be stopped and WILL win the Cup
LISTEN TO HOW QUIET THAT SHITTY BUILDING IS
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH MY FUCK
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>bolts sweep pongs
>blues sweep bolts in finals
Just as planned
Is Tampa going to chase Murray?
>>67639956
based legobro
>tfw bet that first period would be Pittsburgh 2-1 @$12
fuck you Tampa why'd you ruin it with 50 seconds to go. every time.
>Half German/Half Italian
>Someone asked me if I was a jew today
Should I kill myself?
>>67639933
Hockey
>>67639930
U of Pitt? Alumni here, graduated last year.
Loved the city, might move back there in the future. Winters are fucking torture though like you said.
/pub sub/ with the comeback!
Pongs BTFO!
>>67639667
kek
Murray has been getting worse with every game. The kid had a good run but if Sully doesn't jump off his dick the pens are fucked. Bring in the guy who just had a career year and is literally the only reason the pens had a chance to make the dance in the first place.
>>67640020
Somebody needs to update this with the Islanders logo on the toilet paper
>>67640003
nobody cares
>>67639930
I mean, the city wasn't horrible. It just lacked a lot of charm in my eyes. But those old steel cities just seem so morose they suck the life out of it. "Pittsburgh, at least we aren't Cleveland....but we're close"
Last number is how many goals Murray is going to give up before they bring in Fleury
>>67640003
Duquesne actually, graduated in 2012. Living in Seattle now because the west coast is way fucking nicer than the east coast, but every summer I get comfy memories of Pittsburgh.
>Tfw the pens were so fucking close to trading Pouliot for Drouin.
>>67640053
I can live with that
>>67640062
Hello Seattle bro.
>>67640042
you obviously do since you cared enough to reply.
holy shit the penguins are so embarrassing
as is the whole leastern conference besides the bolts really
lmao Don called Ron a weatherman
>americans btfo by grapes
>>67640062
Cool, were you from Pittsburgh originally? What made you move out there?
>>67640062
Seattle would be comfy to live in, coming from a lifelong floridaman. Pretty much one season, cool weather, all that shit.
who /sharks/ here
>>67640041
You're welcome
Why the fuck are they talking about baseball all of a sudden?
>>67640062
>west coast way nicer than East Coast
>your choice between rains so much you fucking drown and not being able to afford to live anywhere remotely decent in California
>>67640130
It's comfy but it's expensive as fuck. I pay $1900 for a 1/1 and I don't even live downtown.
>>67640062
I dig the west so much more than the eat. I'm from Tampa. Lived in Pitt for a few years for work. Then moved to Vegas.
>>67640138
Fuck off and choke to the bloose already
Life long Pens fan, why do people hate Crosby?
>>67640166
DON'T TELL ME HOWTADO MY OWN SHOW YA PANSY EURO HAND WAVER ALRIGHT?
>>67640166
Giant fight occurred in taranta game recently stemming from conflict during last years playoffs.
Cherry's comparing fighting styles.
>>67640187
>Tampa
>Pittsburgh
>East Coast
What are you talking about
Im moving to minnesota soon
>>67640197
Jealousy
>muh life story and experience in pittsburgh
Just go cyber already
>>67640197
You mean Crysob Divesby?
Canadians, are Sikhs bro-tier? I know you guys have a lot of them
>le high flying offense meme teams racking up softy meme goals on each other
Both of them are going to get strangled by either Western team.
>>67640214
That's nice. The cities?
>>67640130
>>67640183
I almost moved to seattle to live with a gf
I kinda regret it
>>67640219
you don't want to hear about his 3rd grade teacher?
>>67640197
>diver
>constant whining
>the most boring face of hockey ever
>was caught sucking his own dick
>brought kuntitz to the olympics
>>67640120
Born in Eastern PA, parents both went to Pitt, we moved near there when I was 15 after bouncing around the US a bit.
Moved out to Seattle for work after living in South Korea for a year. Pittsburgh has a pretty stagnant job market in general, especially if you're in liberal arts.
>>67640183
dude wut. Where the fuck do you live, in some trendy Capitol Hill apt? I'm paying $1545 for a 2/2 in Fremont, view from the living room is pic related
>>67640234
don't move for a girl, but as a city it's p dope.
>>67640233
St paul/minneapolis, gonna be trucking out of there
>>67640138
Shouldn't you be posting in a golf thread?
>>67640222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcf8oNPLpOs
excuse me?
>>67640234
It's a pretty great city. If it was cheaper I would stay but I can barely afford to buy a house here so I'll leave in a few years.
>>67640224
Nah, that's just a meme.
They're nonsense babbling shut-ins that moved o a first world country to try to turn it into their third word country.
They don't shave. Not even the girls.
>>67640138
me! think it might stop against the blues though
>>67640244
The past two or three years the face has been Kane.
>>67640245
seattle is a pretty cool town. i live in vancouver and like coming down for concerts that don't come here. also sasquatch, to the east, is a fucking sick festival.
>>67640245
Yeah I live in Cap Hill in a new building. Shit gets built so fast here that I just move from one new building to another as my lease expires.
>>67640246
I visited last summer and the cities were pretty dope. Friendly people. Lots of cheese and corn.
>>67640263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGDLOYNsjuc
You heard me
>>67640283
i wasn't aware rapists were allowed to be the face of hockey
>>67640212
I'm drinking while shit posting! Gimme a break!
>>67640283
'no'.
>>67640302
I just cant in good knowledge cheer for their sports teams though. Literally any of them.
Last digit is number of minutes into this period Murray gets pulled for Fleury.
>>67640344
kek
>>67640334
all two of them you mean?
>>67640287
>Sasquatch
Found the hipster faggot
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
Is anyone else listening to Mike Lang? Voice of a God.
Why do they change sides every period in hockey? It's not like the sun's gonna get in your eyes.
I like vasy's helmet
>>67640366
get back to /mu/ with your meme rock, cocksucker.
>>67640389
4 da fanz
>>67640418
I like how he has like 4 different lucky charms on the back strap
>>67640350
>Wild, twins, vikings, timberwolves
Thats at least 4 m8
Where is the bettman stream?
Probably the only thing I miss about Pittsburgh
>>67640389
distance to bench
Letang sure go away with interference on Drouin.
>>67640421
get back to fagcouver with your faggotry, faggot.
>>67640459
can't call penalties on Gary's precious Penguins
>>67640441
my bad, misread and thought you were talking about seattle. still i get you on not supporting any of those teams
Tampa jerseys look like Leaf jerseys. Now I'm sad.
>>67640450
Deep cut anon god damn
>>67640485
That was the whole point of the redesign.
I will quote your post again in 3 years.
>>67640450
Why are American gas stations so fucking big?
>>67640450
>WE WUZ KUPZ AN SHEETZ
Why the fuck did Cullen not get a delay of game? It's an icing and the ref lets him spend 30 seconds fucking around before dropping it.
>>67640538
We drive more
There's more places to go then Toronto here
>>67640538
Bigger cars
>>67640485
I wonder how many old Canadians with poor eyesight in Florida actually go to Tampa games thinking they're the Leafs.
It can't be a coincidence, there has to be some in-depth marketing theorycrafting behind it.
>>67640538
Big Sheetz stations like that are typically in really busy areas, and we typically have the space for a big fuckoff gas station plaza.
>>67640461
everyone in canada not living is just jealous, you all live in fucking gulags
>>67640479
>i can only enjoy things ironically
>>67640485
tampa jerseys are honestly among the very shittiest in the league
>>67640613
Lived there for four years, it's a shithole and everyone there is delusional about it.
Second icing in a row Pittsburgh delays. Zzzzz
>>67640670
t. gulag resident
only downside is the insane housing market
>pierre literally choking on kristopher letang's dick
>>67640671
>It's a penguins ignore hockey rules kinda night
How is it that NBC keeps Mike Milbury on its game crew? Is it really that hard to find a guy who can talk?
>>67640613
Enjoy living in the great Islamic caliphate you cuckold
>>67640721
shocker
Watching these Olympic commercials make me hope everyone gets Zika this summer
>>67640701
>only
>>67640421
Sasquatch is 90% meme bullshit, chink
>Lightning PP
>>67640729
Everyone's been ignoring the rules for the whole playoffs since they don't enforce half of them.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL
>>67640798
t. Ryan Callahan
>BILL BILL BILL
>>67640816
He got a penalty and missed this game anyway. Stay mad.
I like the
>HONK HONK HONK
>>67640848
I'm a Bolts fan my nigga
>>67640877
I said stay mad. Nice Hedman dubs.
is crysbust a bust?
>>67640480
They're teams i wouldn't mind seeing do well but theh are professional chokers
>Crysbust
Holy shit that save. Did he actually get it?!
DAT FUCKING SAVE
Goddamn, Vasy
HOLY SHIT VASY
>crosbust
>cucksby
SKIY
>SKIY
SKIY
>SKIY
Armed robbery from Vasy holy shit
>>67640953
Overhead shows it didn't cross the line so yes.
>crysby
Man fuck the clots that what a fucking save
what a fucking save
nice fucking save
WHAT A FUCKING SAVE
if Murray had made the same save Emrick would have lost his shit Vasy does it no excitement. NBC is so fucking biased.
>Crosby
>Elite
Vaselinesky smooth as silk
>tfw god tier
>not even a replay
Jesus fuck these Olympic commercials.
>>67641043
you blind?
>WHAT THE FUCK
firecrackers up their asses
>>67641043
Stop watching shit-tier coverage then.
>WHAT THE FUCK
lmao
> WHAT THE FUCK
Fucking bench Kunitz
>>67641080
Hahaha I heard that too.
>>67641064
they showed a quick one before the ad, i want to see every angle of crosby's disappointment
>>67641105
Kunitz is the real power behind the throne in the Penguins organization, he is going nowhere.
>>67640990
>NBC talking more about Cucksby's chance than the save
what else is new
>>67641131
russians generally get ignored or shat upon in hockey media, i think its a cold war holdover
>>67641121
you blind?or are you poor and watching on a slow stream?
>>67641131
>CBC talking about how Crosby's playoff point production has collapsed in the second half of his career
Switch over
>>67641131
Garbage coverage.
>>67641150
Liberals still think Russia is the enemy
YOU COULD HEAR A PIN DROP
what the fuck does a powersaw have to do with a chevy. these commercials are fucking memes desu
>>67641183
That's only because they don't like homos and gave up on Communism.
>>67641216
gomenasai, canakek-sama
>>67641152
i'm watching the nbcsn live extra stream and its been right in time with the posts in the thread
>tfw your goalie has entered The Matrix
>>67641183
>still
No, it's not the same train of thought continuing from the cold war
It's a new train of thought based on their resistance to the EU and leftist fucking shits, and christianity
that homefront trailer showed a character running while assembling a fucking AR rifle
How fucking stupid are game devs now?
>>67641235
Also Putin is too masculine to be a world leader for them all leaders need to be effeminate pushovers or hitlers with vaginas.
>>67641250
>MAD AT A KITTEN
>>67641250
>Neo was winged by 2 shots from the Agent
>Vasy let in 2
Interesting
>>67641249
its about 2 full minutes behind cable. I used to post early but I don't
>Already putting Crosby and Malkin on the same line
O I am laffin
>>67641278
It's called tactical combat, tubby.
Just bought doom. Where are the doom ads?
Guys... I miss Pekka
>>67641249
If its in time with thread posts then it's lagging behind.
>>67641234
anon aren't you a MAN?
men love MANUAL LABOR and TOOLS
that's manly stuff
chevy ginger dude with a beard understands MEN
you know what else men do?
they buy BIG TRUCKS
for MEN
that they can be TOOLS in
prove to everyone else they are MEN in their CHEVY TRUCKS
don't forget these are real people man. not even fake people. even real people like trucks for men, man
>>67641345
O SHIT WADDUP!!!!
HAHAHAHA THOSE STATS
Droun is a force to be reckoned with tonight.
>>67641345
Lmao look at that fucking unicycle frog
>>67641345
O SHIT WADDUP!
>>67641278
Looked to me like he was reloading the gun by popping on another receiver like Lego.
Made me kek, actually.
>>67641364
shutup milbury
>>67641345
O SHIT WADDUP
>>67641345
hey dang hello
>>67641388
"Rick DiPietro will be a hall of fame goalie"
and other great quotes from Mike Milbury ...
i wonder when these penguin retards will figure out the cross-ice pass aren't even close to working.
I luv bill
>>67641429
Hall of fame for getting knokt the fuck out by brent johnson
>>67641345
O SHIT!!
>dueling 1-2-2s
zzzz
Is it just me or does it seem like Murray is having trouble handling the puck? He's bobbled quite a few picks tonight.
>>67641345
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67641465
Yeah, lots of uncharacteristic rebounds the last 2 games.
FUUUUUCK KILLORN YOU HAVE TO FUCKING FINISH THAT
what a shitty fucking period overall though got completely outplayed
I hope this series goes to 7 and they both just beat the fuck out of each other. West is best
>>67641518
We looked like complete shit that period.
>>67641480
Post more creative bills so we can summon a hatter
>>67641532
sorry eh, the Canucks didn't make it this year so get off the Blues' band wagon
Why do analysts always fucking say that?
>instead of being (current amount of goals) it could have been (larger amount of goals)
Yeah, that's what fucking goaltending is. The league average save pct isn't fucking .666-.800, goalies aren't going to constantly let in more than half the shots as goals. God fucking dammit.
>>67641566
I'm a Habs fan... fml
If the Bolts don't win this game I'll eat my entire TV.
>>67641597
Better do it live faggot
>>67641566
Not him but coilers fan here. Go Bloos
>>67641595
Oh, I'm so sorry, nevermind, enjoy the west.
>>67641582
take a xanax, friend. they have a lot of airtime to fill. it's the same reason baseball announcers say "i bet he wishes he had that one back"
>>67641595
we'll make it next year bro
>>67641582
no need to get mad goaliebro, take a toke and relax. Just typical analyst crap
>>67641597
Start marinating it.
Tfw if montreal had the 1st overall pick they wouldn't listen to any scouts and just pick a mid talent french kid from the QMJHL
Anyone else here shitposting in the OKC/GSW thread because it's moving so much faster?
>>67641690
>tfw >our management
>>67641712
No I'm not a cuck
>Bettman Cup
Who's ready to see this shit flop?
>>67641712
>niggerball
wrong bread pal
>>67641712
I don't know what that means
>>67641803
I'm kind of excited to watch Team NA honestly
>>67641803
But its not LA vs Pit
someone make a new thread
>>67641877
There's one period left and it's still on page 1
Stop being a fuck
WHATS EVERYBODY'S TEAM?
Devlels reporting in
need a new thread
>>67641905
C A N E S
>>67641905
All Tampa teams.
>>67641937
make a new thread, faggot
>>67641919
Not even gonna hate.
See you next season.
>>67641937
>>67641895
fuck you nigger I'm making a new one
>>67641913
It's not called a Bill of NEEDS, fucker
LET'S GO PENS
>>67641905
PONGS!
>>67641945
Im also /mets/ and /giants/
>>67641945
/USF/ too?
new
>>67642043
new
>>67642043
new
>>67642043
>>67641983
>edmonton eOumab
>>67642053
nope - you can't make me post there
>>67642053
>shortened names
>no cities written
unsearchable, late, and not official 1/10 this is pathetic
>>67642030
>>67642053
>(Yew)
>>67642111
checked faguette mad that no one likes his thread
>>67642155
dubs cant lie, as we all know
>>67642178
the post he quoted was trips lad
>>67642096
Huh?
>>67642017
BASED GIANTS METS DEVILS... BEST NY SPORTS COMBO
>that hooking