Bolts up 1-0
first for Bolts sweep in 4
>>67638689
2nd for memes
here we go blooters!~!!
stream?
>>67638761
Hi finlan
Where hath Django gone?
Bettman where are you
Please respond
Publix subs are literally middle-school cafeteria tier
Threadly reminder that attendees of the game tonight are not free to support the team of their choice because Tampa Gay can't handle the bantz/the fact nobody cares or knows who the blots are
Nth for disney broship
Go Bolts!
What the fuck happens next in those herbie hancock commercials?
>>67638846
>herbie hancock commercials
lmao what?
>>67638846
They tell him what it is?
>>67638820
Not at Amalie tonight bud.
Anyone got a link? NBCSN is cancer where I live.
>pongs
>getting hurt during warmups
What the fuck?
>Tampa - The Venice of Florida!
>>67638820
fucking retard games in Pittsburgh
>Peppier pittsburgh penguins
>>67638865
What is it?
>no suspension for Callahan
>still isn't playing
at least Stralman is back
>>67638920
Is he hurt?
>>67638897
who what
>>67638820
>shitsburgh sports """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""knowledge"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67638903
At least it isnt "inbred superstar Tarasenko"
>>67638900
>Commiefornia burning to ground
>white trash pricks catching fish in the flooded roads
>>67638924
Hornqvist
>hornbust
>soft
select two
>>67638922
has the flu apparently
LETS GO PENS
Back at it m8s
https://www.kikebook.com/Lightning.NHL/posts/10153961115692819
>pongs
HAHA TIME FOR
>pengwhines
>>67638820
Fucking idiot
>>67638997
wow are you really watching hockey
why the fuck would you bother posting this
>>67638959
>boneitis
>made of peanut brittle
>>67639032
best post by a leaf I've seen in a long time
>>67638900
Lel I remember that shit, one of the greatest moments I've ever had driving my jeep passing every faggot in a bmw or mercedes that stalled out
LETS GO PENS
>tranpa gay
>Hebrew National
>Gary Bettman
>jew media
Pongs winn stanleys cup
>>67639049
agreed - good post
Neutralbros report in
>your team
>who you're cheering for this game
>who you're cheering for this series
>Wild
>Bolts
>Bolts in 7
go pongs
fuck clots
>>67639057
isn't that a picture of bayshore literally everytime it rains hard?
not rly rare desu
>>67639121
Faggot
>>67639128
>furpuck
>>67638997
Walmart/10
>>67639128
why is the habs mascot a nigger
leeeets gaww pens
>>67639127
nah, that day literally every road in south tampa had flooded
http://live.tampabay.com/Event/Live_blog_Tampa_Bay_record_rain_brings_flooding_thunderstorms?Page=0
>yfw the pongs get btfo 5-1 and NBCSN spends the entire postgame talking about the pongs dominant faceoff wins
Please just get through the game without anymore injuries Tampa.
>pittsburgh """""""""""""""""""""cheering""""""""""""""""""""
Who here /pub sub/?
>>67638936
Thats not even alliteration
>>67639166
speak english bean boy
>>67639186
I'm hot & spicy wings today.
USA USA USA
>>67639191
fuck you leaf boy
>crosbust
>>67639186
Ultimate sub
HORY SHET VASILEVSKY
This guy is horrible
BASED HUGHSON FUCK YES
>NBCSN has audio issues for me for whatever reason
>all streams are shitty CBC feed
>stream from NBC directs has like a minute and a half delay
this sucks
>>67639128
>>67639162
Ah the elusive Cuckadian Token Black
>>67639224
I wouldn't even worry about it. The announcers are only excited when the Pongs have the puck.
>mick refs
dunno if this is good or bad 2bh
is the crowd chanting lets go penis?
What's a good nickname for the lightning?
>>67639224
>Not having it straight to your tv in HD
Pleb
>>67639255
clots
>>67639255
clots
>>67639255
Pikachu
>>67639255
Winners
>>67639255
Stanley Cup winners
>>67639255
the blooters
booo
scar
Fuck Florida
Shame. Vasi made a good initial save.
>>67639255
tranpa gay lgbtning
Scarrrrrrrr
SSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAR FUKING YEA
scarrrr
nice screen palat you fuck
nice """"""defense"""""" you fucks
what a gay meme goal
bishop would've made that save
That was Palats fault. Couldn't even clear and just gave it up in front of the net.
When will Stamkos get better?
FIRST BLOOD, AND IT'S ALREADY ICING OVER!
SKARRRR
Who /Monday Night RAW/ here?
>>67639328
when he has a longterm contract with a real hockey team
GETTING STYLED ON BY A FUCKING 39 YEAR OLD FOSSIL
>>67639329
It's all fun and games, until somebody's frozen solid!
that's the only goal pongs will score tonight.
last digit is # of goals for the bloots
>>67639347
So mad at sandwiches
tampon gay is getting BTFO here
>>67639341
is wrestling still on TV?
>>67639285
>implying calgary didnt actually win it in game six
>>67639341
>>>/asp/ie
>>67639341
colts hillbilly detected
what happened to bish4t, did he get dysentery again
>>67639368
It was never in. And even if it was they choked the rest of that game, two OTs and the entire game seven away.
>anon turn the game off and come work out with me!
who /bill/ here?
>Bolts still playing the "let's just try and survive the 1st period before actually getting in this game"
>>67639392
Pulled a groin muscle
>>67639358
Swift as the wolves of Icewrack!
who /gonnablowthemaway/ here?
>>67639328
He's fine. He's just on blood thinners.
>>67639392
I heard that his knee cap shifted out of place and sprung back
Which is why his x-rays showed no actual damage
>>67639328
when he stops roiding
>>67639418
so is bosh
oh wait he's fucking done
>>67639057
fuck you brian
based lovejoy
>>67639421
So basically he's out for the series?
>>67639418
so am i and i had to drop hockey
i think i've said this in every playoff game thread i've been in thus far
>>67639128
27 of the 30 NHL teams now have some form of a mascot (only the Edmonton Oilers, New York Rangers, and the Philadelphia Flyers remain without one). The Detroit Red Wings do not have a traditional costumed mascot, but they count “Al The Octopus”
BILL
Sssscarrrrrrrrrrrrr
PONGS SCAAAAARRRRR
Kessel
Lmao
Memes
BILL THE AUTISTIC THRILL
BILL
Well I figured Pittsburgh would win but I wasn't expecting a blowout
>>67639400
Bill!
BOLTS SWEPT IN 5
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Two in a row!
bill is the only likable thing about the pongs
>>67639400
dubs confirmed skaar
BILLLLLLL
SCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>scored on by le Reddit man
Fuck this
SKARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
b i l l
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BILL
B I L L
I
L
L
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>it's a "nobody can make easy clearances" episode
>>67639400
Let's Go Bill's
BILL BILL BILL
SSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67639492
>Trampa bae actually believed they were going to win this series
ISHYGDDT
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
Finally, the good guys are winning.
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE THRILLS
Wait, guys. I thought his name was Phill??
WHO /6 GOD/ HERE?
>Tampa Bay Reddit's getting BTFO by based Bill
>SUNBELT "FANS" NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67639393
>it was never in
Lel tampa hockey knowledge
If they called it a good goal which it was it wouldnt have gone to OT they would have won that night
https://youtu.be/OcAZT7CtAfE
Oh Vasi.... You're Jeckle & Hyde stuff is so annoying sometimes.
You either let everything through you, or you shut them out.
Guess tonight is the night where you just let it happen.
bill
>>67639530
>good guys
both teams are ballsack but the pens are slightly less trashy
>>67639484
Is that thing supposed to attractive?
fucking disgusting
dubs and bill scores the winning shootout goal
dubs and bill scores the winning OT goal
>>67639561
>shootout
>Floridians
>>67639544
The NHL did an entire CGI construction to demonstrate that it wasn't in. And even if it was Calgary choked. They had a game and a half to win and they couldn't.
last number is the amount of goals the pongs give up in the 2nd and 3rd
b i l l
>you will have to see faggot crysby get to play for the stanleyc up because the other team's goaler died
Why do you do this to me
Of all faggots
It has to be divesby
Why
>>67639559
>tumblr whale detected
i hope bishop comes back too early because the bolts are getting BTFO and suffers a career ending knee injury
>>67639458
>no silly mascot
>GOAT logo
>One of the icegirl teams
>High energy fans
my based hometown
>russian goaltending
>>67639561
>pongs in charge of knowing the rules
Why is bishop such a pussy?
>no structural damage
>leaves the game and misses the next
>>67639545
This is the defenses fault faggot
>>67639571
>not having a good backup goalie
Why even live?
>>67639571
Crosby isnt near as bad as he used to be. I'm no shittsburg fan but seeing him win would not hurt nearly as much as it wouldve years ago
>>67639564
Hello welcome to /sp/ I can be your guide for the price of 6 memes (9 if using Canadian memency)
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S
GO
BILL
>>67639576
based Philly
>>67639571
blame publix desu. it weakens your bones
>>67639580
>>67639564
>being this new
>inb4 muh layers of irony
dubs and the game goes to a shootout
I'm amazed the Bolts have 1 scoring chance let alone 3
>>67639576
One penguins for how many goals the pens beat tge bolts by.
>>67639571
>crysby
>not Cindy Crysob
JUST
>>67639576
>High energy fans
That's only because of all the batteries
>>67639559
Its okay Fatty Magoo, there are plenty of people deprived enough to think fatties are hot.
Good thing youre in Florida!
>clots keep falling
man publix really does mess the bones up
>the name of the horse that won the Kentucky Derby sounds like he should be a mediocre Swedish winger playing for Anaheim or Edmonton
wew
>>67639645
>florida
>fatties
u wot
>Crosby diving
Well this sure is new
>>67639621
i want to fuck the rabbit
That's a penalty?
Fucking lol
>>67639636
8.5/10
you are not allowed to do that tampa
>>67639544
Holy shit I remember watching this. Haven't seen it since. Probably the best series I've ever seen even tho at the time I wanted Calgary to win.
>that dive
cuckhoop tier
>>67639670
He wrapped him up like a safety. Yeah its a penalty
Just tuned in lads. Was Tampa's backup goalie at fault for the two goals? How has he looked?
>>67639655
Or a really good winger that plays for the Wings.
>>67638689
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts>>>>>shorts>shorts>shorts
>>67639691
But Crosby loves strong manly arms wrapped around him.
>>67639695
Cant tell defense is playing like shit desu
Reimer vs Bill SCF /senpai/
>>67639691
Do you even watch football?
I NEED TO STOP FUCKING DRINKING BOOZE
I DRINK ALL NIGHT, WAKE UP AND FEEL LIKE SHIT AND THEN 9PM ROLLS AROUND AND I FEEL GOOD AGAIN AND WANT TO DRINK AGAIN
HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP
>>67639695
Both were the result of absolute shit-tier defense but he still shoulda saved them
>>67639695
Both goals came about cause Tampa couldn't clear loose pucks around the net.
>>67639714
Just because he enjoys the penalty doesn't make it not a penalty. This isn't rape were talking about.
I LOVE YOU STRALMAN
>>67639731
Stop sitting around doing fuckall with your life. Do something you can't do drunk around 9 pm you fuckin slob.
>>67639731
The ride never ends anon.
And SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
That was a comfy goal tbqh pham
>getting scored on by a broken leg
>>67639656
Yes, the fatties of Florida.
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
>>67639731
grow some balls and quit
OH BABY
>>67639731
How about the thought of not waking up feeling like shit every morning? That is enough motivation to make sure I only drink on weekends
>IT WAS 2-0
ROOFED IT
STRAWMAN
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>three guys on Kessel
>Still do something stupid to give a powerplay.
STARMAN
>Get a goal
>Immediately give the Pongs a PP
Why
Stralsssyyyy!!!!
SUCK MY BIG FAT PUBLIX SUB SHITTSBURG
TY BASED BILL
>>67639731
Tbqh if you want to stop drinking but you can't even for one night, you might have a serious problem. I'd talk to a doctor and see what he says.
>>67639725
>do you?
>>67639771
2-0 is not that great a lead to give up
>PEE-NALIZED
>>67639788
My question is why they needed three guys directly covering one man.
Why not have two on Kessel and one ready to catch the loose puck? That third guy with his stick waving around fucked it up.
Tampon here that used to live in Pittsburgh. Other than Primanti Brothers, Quaker Steak, your weird Pizza Burgers and Perogies, I never really liked it, Everyone smelled like sauerkraut, Your hottest women we're average at best, but it didn't matter because they all wore Uggs and there were flies like... everywhere.
Tampa sucks too, but at least we have beaches... and Datz.
>>67639731
Take one ibuprofen before you go to sleep, you'll feel significantly less shitty next morning
Why do all these canadian commercials have brown people?
I thought canada was white
>>67639576
Yo Bud
>>67639805
>not OLDbiwan.jpg
>>67639805
>PEE-ANAL-IZED
>>67639808
Fuck if I know. Idiots.
>>67639636
underrated
>>67639576
>>67639576
>no GOAT mascot
>shitty logo
>shittier ice girls
>even shittier fans
>>67639822
Cultural Marxism m8.
To be fair, Canada has done a much better job at integrating immigrants than the US or Europe because they actually screen for high-skill immigrants instead of just letting the entire Third World in through the open door.
>icing while on the PP
What the fuck?
the entire city of shittsburgh is just one big meme
>pp
>icing
>pongs
>the burgh of pitt
get fucked pongs
DROUIN KILLING IT
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Murray just took a shit SCAAAAAAR
>tampa keeps icing
>no calls
>pengs ice
>immediate call
Nice refpuck
