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previous >>67647413
>>67654471
First for ronda
How would he fare in MMA? He would probably have the best hands in MMA as well as a granite chin. I can see him challenging for the title with 3 years of training.
JUST
jon
>>67654565
Holly no ;_;
JUST
post webms of brazil getting btfo
>lucky punch
fuck ngannou
Forreals though /heem/ - would you be interested in seeing a McGregor/Aldo rematch?
>>67654923
>Brazilian post USADA
No, Aldo will never be good again.
>>67654923
Sean Shelby with the worst seat in the house
DUDLEY DOO-RIGHT GAVE HIM THE OL RIGHT-THERE-FRED
>>67655000
>tfw didn't see the punch
>>67654923
No.
Mainly because it will never happen and I don't buy in shilling UFC market strategies. Super fights a shit. You keep talking about them, giving clickbait material to UFC partners and contributing to cancerous newfaggotry while Dana laughs at you. Goofs. Connor will fight at LW at best.
JUST
>>67654978
Stop with that meme.
Jacare and RDA looks better than ever
Cyborg is still a monster
Claudia will spank Joanna
Let's see how Aldo fight against Edgar before concluding anything
ALDO BTFO
WERDUM BTFO
BARAO BTFO
ANDERSON BTFO
RDA WILL SOON GET BTFO
>Brazil status:
ETERNALLY 7-1 BTFO
>>67655196
yeah, but aldo needs the iv badly for weight cut.
>Fighters brawl instead of fighting intelligently
>People call it a good fight
>>67655508
>Most fans of every sport are casual fans
Shocking, Johnson! More news at 11.
post yfw you're not from brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
>>67655565
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
>>67655565
>>67655598
DELET THIS
GET COMFY LADS
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
>>67655565
>even his name is the video in which weidman's death is featured
>>67655565
STILL MY BOY
CHRIS
SHUT UP
>>67655608
the pic of the left looks like joe beanavidez
luke
>>67655546
Tons of fight fans think trash like Lawler-MacDonald II is good.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/732642011824689152
>Ariel HelwaniVerified account
@arielhelwani
Venator issued a release yesterday stating both Jason Miller & Rousimar Palhares made it to Italy. They compete (in separate fights) Sat.
should be a good time lads
>>67655508
>>67655546
>>67655921
>look at how smart and enlightened i am xDdddd
No one cares, fagbags
>>67655880
daniel
Lawler-Woodley almost confirmed
>>67656058
What a stupid television program.
>>67656058
Reno Academy of Combat supported her from the very beginning of her career and helped get her where she is today. Anyway, not to go on and on but it's very sad that some people have no loyalty, honesty or morals! I know one thing is my wife, I and all our gym members / fight team helped her and put up with all her fit throwing for years. I can sleep good at night knowing that we all did the very best for her and were there for her even when she wasn't. Good luck Paige, people will find out the real you eventually. Hope you can sleep at night!"
-Coach Reno Academy of Combat
>>67655598
Can't wait until we find out that Chris's chin has been deleted
>>67656125
it's better than soccer
>>67656176
anything is
>>67656102
i hope Woodley gets heem'd into outerspace
>>67656053
Kys.
>Conor McGregor currently in Vegas to sign a contract to fight Floyd Mayweather
>salty jew Ariel Slimewani still won't cover the story because he didn't get the scoop
>>67655508
>(You)
>>67656102
SPICY
>>67656278
Your boys get pounded out.
My boys are GOATs
>>67655565
>>67655598
>rockhold was already gassed at round 2 and he still destroyed weedman
l-m-a-o
>tfw only 18 days until the debut of The Cnris 2.0
>>67656427
nate is a fucking thug, no wonder ufc hates. very disrespectful, cant do that when so many eyeballs are on him, brings the company down not to say he fights like a scared pussy
>holly p-pls
>>67656220
Just say kill yourself you fucking pussy then proceed to actually kill yourself you worthless fucking piece of shit
No one thinks you're smart. You're fucking stupid
>>67656257
>Ariel frantically insisting the fight would literally NEVER happen
>the fight is confirmed to happen not even a week later
>>67656459
>71
>71
>>67656521
try hard hater scripter
>>67656176
what's your favorite sport m8? eating cheeseburgers?
>>67656194
what's your favorite sport m8? swimming?
>>67656257
Literally zero source for this
>>67656613
this
BTFO
>>67656613
literally anything other than soccer
>>67656613
What's your favorite sport? Survivor: Famine Edition? Getting choked out?
we will finally get the fight of the millennium
it's actually between an angry potato farmer and an angry nigro niggerer
>>67656157
>>67656535
>Canadacucks can't stand alpha males so they hate Conor McManlet
Wew lad
>>67656700
Good filename
>>67656719
>asian beta manlets hate on tall, alpha, successful white men who crush 10/10 puss regularly
>>67656723
thanks
>>67656673
>>67656710
>>67656759
thanks guys
>hating on brazil
>>67656723
>taking credit for my filename
you won't get away with this
Who /ETERNALGRINDER/ here?
this thread is really discomforting for the average normie "man"
it's actually great, though
nice sense of humour you have, guys
>>67656911
>you will never be Lorenzo and get dibs on the new ringgirls and fighters
>>67656881
where is the hashtag #testme
>i'm brazilian living in brazil
>wake up, it was just a dream
Will this be better than 198?
>>67656911
LOL
>>67656881
id jizz buckets all over her abs tbqhwyf
>>67654657
i didnt think 12 to 6 was allowed?
>im dressed like a riot clown running after a handegg
>wake up in my dirty shack, it was just a dream
>>67657126
way better
official MY BOY rates on heem
Conor: 67%
Nate: 63%
Nick: 51%
>>67657126
500k tops
>>67656257
>>salty jew Ariel Slimewani still won't cover the story because he didn't get the scoop
Or because it's literally bullshit
>>67657126
hopefully dustin gets carried out on a stretcher
>>67657168
stop jewing around tappo
>>67657229
what did you mean by this
>>67655921
Fuck it, I'll bite, how is lawler vs macdonald 2 not an amazing fight?
>>67657200
>assmad that the fight is actually happening after arguing for hours that it wouldn't
Time to decide who /Heem/s boy is once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239414
>>67657335
i wish that site was filtered
>>67656139
S
A
L
T
Y
>>67656035
Paul Harris is my boy
Would you train at Claudia's gym?
>>67657296
>I don't have any proof so I'll just keep posting le dank tom cruise maymays
Weidman supposedly injured and probably out of UFC 199
Schaub Sid he cried after interviewing Tim Kennedy
>>67657335
>3 (THREE) people picked Schaub
fucking disgusting.
>>67657479
Literally predicted this this morning.
>>67657421
>t-t-there's no way d-dana would let him f-fight m-m-mayweather!
>>67657511
Same
>>67657479
Jacare will be a better fight, weidman is gonna get destroyed again by rockhold
>>67657406
Wait, she has a gym 45 minutes from me?
>>67657479
>the weedman meme
>>67657406
why is pat barry coming along? if im going to see my waifu the last thing I want to see there together with her is her black bull
>>67657528
>Jacare will be a better fight,
Uhhm, did you see him and Romero? Rockhold or Weidman would stomp him.
Double backing on my source, he said that Weidman had been hurt for about a month; tried to work through it. Neck/shoulder injury.
>>67657496
>being an edgy contrarian
How's puberty treating ya?
>>67657567
189er detected
>>67657581
fuck schaub
>>67657572
saw that too, would be smart to pull out then to go into the fight with an injury
>>67657512
It's not up to Dana
No athletic commission in the world would sanction a 49-0 world champ fighting a 0-0 guy with nothing but amateur fights ten years ago
>post yfw Jacare steps up and heems Rockhold on short notice
>>67657601
Rockhold's only gotten way better since him and Jacare fought last time in Strikeforce, and last time Jacare got exposed badly.
>>67657479
nice
*arm gatorbiting intensifies*
>>67657642
*claps hands vertically*
>>67657634
>no athletic commission in the world
1-0 bork laser got the OK to fight a former world champ in nevada
>>67657674
[arm gators externally]
>>67657581
shut up
>>67657634
Randy Couture vs. James Toney was sanctioned.
>>67657512
I'm not saying he wouldn't. I'm saying neither of them wants it, they're just using the shittalking as a way to keep their names in the news
>>67657720
In MMA, nowhere near as established a sport.
>>67657479
'no'
ffs these rumours always end up true as well
please man ;_;
>>67657581
it would be contrarian to like him
>>67657741
Weidman is MY BOY but I would rather he pulled out then fought injured again
well, weidman got destroyed last fight, id rather based crocman instead I guess
anyway, hope it isnt true and he isnt injuried, hes a nice guy
>>67657335
How is that even a question?
Boys would not even exist if it wasn't for The Chris.
The Chris perfectly embodies the archetype of the boy. Boyhood owes everything to him. People shouldn't forget that.
>>67657732
>neither of them wants $100 million
lad..
>>67657739
What does that matter? You're subject to the same exact punishment and damage as you are in boxing. Whether they have a boxing match or an MMA fight, both would unsafe for a true mismatch. The fact of the matter is that goob and floyd are both decorated combat athletes and can reasonably compete with one another in either setting as far as any commission is concerned. Not to mention the fight would pull in millions of dollars for Vegas. There's no way the fight doesn't get sanctioned.
>>67657220
why are you such a weirdo(ugh)?
Chris Weidman is the definition of C-level athlete
>>67657822
>thinking the fight is going to make anywahere near that amount of money
>>67657817
Italy gets it.
Italy truly gets it. Top lad.
>>67657883
>floyd vs conor wouldn't do well
>this egregious level of shitposting
anyone else hate weidman's family?
>>67657913
shut up.
>>67657861
shut up
>>67657913
religious, patriotic, embrace diversity to put it lightly..fucking everything that is wrong with humanity
i hope chris never fights again
>>67657913
reeefer heads, homosexuals, draft dodgers, communists, women, terrorists and french
>Demetrious Johnson gets a new deal with the UFC.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/16/11685298/ufc-flyweight-champion-demetrious-johnson-signs-new-eight-fight?_ga=1.61753708.1168091096.1463315809
>turbo manlet of indiference stays
>>67657907
>Noone wanted to watch Floyd's last fight against a nobody boxer
>They're suddenly gonna want him to watch a nobody MMA fighter
>>67658009
>indiference
MM is based lad
>>67658130
Conor is far from a nobody
>>67658173
What the hell is that art in the background?
>>67656722
Log, entry 200394857473847:
>I see three locals, one taking a beating by another, while the third one looks closely. It seems to be a ritual of some sort. It seems the locals take great pleasure in watching this.
end of entry 200394857473847
>>67658219
The greats of boxing, Muhammed Ali and Edmond Tarverdyan.
>>67658264
holy shit
It looks absolutely terrible
>>67658311
kek
>>67658169
>Conor is far from a nobody
To boxing fans he is
>>67656722
God damn, as much as I think he's overrated as hell, Weidman is a tough son of a bitch. Half his face on the canvas and he gets up like nothing happened
>>67658311
hes not willing to go up 2 weight classes?
>No sweat: High school junior completes 7,000 pull-ups to shatter world records
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2016/05/17/no-sweat-high-school-junior-completes-7000-pull-ups-to-shatter-world-records/?tid=sm_fb
How would he do in MMA?
>>67658354
Unless they're living under a rock, they've heard of him.
Besides, it's not the "fans" who tune in to fights like this. It's the casuals and they come in masses. Conor's PPV numbers aren't so big because fans are tuning in, fans tune in regardless. Mayweather's fights are a similar case
I don't know, are you unironically trying to say a Mayweather/Conor fight wouldn't be absolutely massive? Are you just bored senpai
>>67658311
>Floyd is so eager to fight Conor
Conor is a white version of Mayweather, he's all about the money, if the fight does happen he'll throw the fight just like Manny did
>>67658354
and? they are selling the fight to the casual masses, boxing fans alone wont even pay mayweathers purse
>>67658407
>taking rests in between sets
Pussy. I wanted to see 7000 straight.
>>67658407
Terriblt. NoVA kids are soft and this guy doesn't even wrestle.
>>67658173
>Shadowboxing with weights
Why are mma fighters so fucking stupid?
>>67658311
>Thinking we will fall for the Ronda meme again
Fool me twice, shame on me.
>>67656139
I love when people statements like these and then you ask them “Tell us about the real them with examples.“ and they go full ,“I'm not going to do that to them I'm being the bigger man.“
Like bitch you just fucking mentioned it give us stories about her fits or piss off with your half assed attempt at publicity.
cm punk
>>67658173
>wow are you actually throwing a jab, for once?
kek
Vitor lost a fight
Better give him Dan Henderson again
Anyone else here not even watch mma but just watch Dana white and the goof troop?
https://youtu.be/pkqsrYhHWNc
>>67658738
Grow a pair and have her wear a burka
>>67658738
shit test, ignore
the guy's clearly not a threat anyway
>>67658738
Or don't ask internet strangers about stuff only you can know, how can we know if your gf is a whore or nah
>>67658637
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0514/611741/cm-punk-reportedly-not-progressing-well-as-a-fighter/
>>67658460
Not sure if it's just the contrast between him and Belfor but Wandy looks a fair bit smaller than he was later on in Pride
>>67658738
murder him, impregnate her and stay with her to term, then change your identity and bail
>>67658803
Heem is wiser than all of my irl friends. It's a collective hivemind that feeds me a variety of options to consider which are objective and motivated only by cold reason and logic.
Like this:
>>67658821
>>67658738
Enjoy raising her baby, dude.
>>67658854
You do know you'll only get burkas after cutting parts of your genitals right?
>>67658738
dump her, she's a whore
she needs attention from other dudes, and it always results in a dicking, that's just the facts son, she needs attention from other dudes, and the culmination of that is a hard dick and cum in her, not even trying to be funny
how else would she know 100% if a guy likes her? she would get the dick
so just move on from her, cut your loses and don't get in a situation where she can get you in trouble with the cops
>>67658738
That sounds like a weird fucking question to ask someone (who you're not fucking)
I don't know anything about your relationship but does she usually tease you with this kind of shit?
>got cut in sparring
when will this ghetto ass gym get headgear
Lawlee-Woodley is official
>>67657406
Should I sign up at Claudia's gym so that I can just hit on her?
>>67658937
>Wanting to üut on stinky fucking gym equipment
>not knowing cuts are better than brain trauma
Honestly though I forgot my gloves once and my hands smelled like the gloves from the gym for days.
>>67658926
Not really, no. She's missed her period a couple of times and jokingly said "well I'm not having an abortion so you're raising it with me!" which of course leads to "what would you do if I was actually pregnant?"
But this guy has routinely put the flirt-game on her and she's long suspected him of liking her a lot, so I think that's a pretty fuckin stupid question to ask someone who probably already likes you.
>>67658738
>She's been texting this guy
>>67658995
Break up with her and fuck her dog
>>67658991
I'd take some braindamage over eye injuries and broken noses.
Why have none of you goofs posted Lookin' for a Fight Episode 5?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
>>67658995
What did you tell her? Did you get pissed off? How did she react?
Anyway it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
>>67658907
I actually know a girl who acts like a total dicktease around everyone (sits on laps, gives hugs and all sorts of shit) but never actually does anything other than that. It drives all of her boyfriends insane with jealousy and when things blow up and they break up she complains they were overreacting. Fucked up.
>>67659023
>sweden
>>67658970
>Lawler fight confirmed
decent birthday present desu
James Deen takes on MMA, saying porn faces 'unfair' government scrutiny
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/17/james-deen-mma-unfair-porn-regulations-hiv-condoms
>In an apparent attempt to highlight how regulators disproportionately target and scrutinize the adult entertainment industry, Deen filed a state complaint against Bellator MMA and its owner Viacom, alleging that the companies have violated the same HIV regulations for which James Deen Productions was cited.
>>67659054
It's your Birthday?
Happy birthday anon
>>67659028
It's been posted multiple times.
>>67659041
look nigga, you dont know what eye injury is like, I'd take drooling over going blind
>>67658225
>>67658281
>>67658319
>>67658352
>>67658379
>>67658408
>>67658460
>This roided up freak
>Anyone liking him ever
Wew lad.
>>67659023
Honestly why are you doing rough sparring like that if you're the type to complain like a little bitch
>>67659112
you know what big guy, give me your rumblr account name
>>67659088
Seen any interviews with Gary Goodridge lately?
You don't want brain damage. Shit is fucking heart breaking.
>>67659034
I told her I couldn't fucking believe she'd ask him that and I've been ignoring her since as she spams my phone. I'm working out my gameplan, I need a quick 10 minute camp to assess how I'm gonna attack this one.
Reminder to not respond to this mega aspie who literally spams the 3 same pictures
>>67658738
Go see your girlfriend, eat her pussy, and then kick her ass.
Go see jimmy, suck his dick, and then kick his ass.
>>67659137
I'm not hating but nobody is forcing you to do shit and the last time I checked you can buy headgear on your own.
>>67659163
>them paint skills and hand parkinson symptom control
>>67659176
Yeah I'm just salty because I'm going to go and renew my passport on friday
Looks like Bellator just found their new Lightweight champion!
>>67659203
Do you have to get the cut glued for the picture?
>>67659075
Thanks lad
>>67659232
>coming out of retirement
>he was this close of being UFC lightweight champion, the only thing that kept him away from it was a multiple rapings marathon, courtesy of BJ and Florian. Look at Kenflo now, he rocks manlet suits like a mofo with Bisbong and Stann on FOX.
>Scott Coker, ladies and gentlemen.
>>67659235
nah, the problem is the swelling. Hopefully it will be better by friday atleast
Now that we know barberena is 2 legit.
Could you beat sage in a fight?
>RONDA TRIES TO SHIT ON MAYWEATHER FOR BEING A WIFE BEATER
>DATES A WIFEBEATER
>WHILE BEING A "WIFE"BEATER HERSELF
WEW LAD
>>67659277
I added the Bellator part for effect, still reckon Coker's going to jump on him though, even if just to build names off of.
i'm so biased i loathe and disregard myself
>>67659159
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>67659292
what does Barbarena have to do with me not being able to beat Sage in a fight?
>>67659334
what did he mean by this?
>>67659367
what did he meme by this?
>>67659378
what did heem meme by this?
>>67657126
luke's giant hobbit feet made me laugh out loud
>>67659159
>I need a quick 10 minute camp
this is one of the best lines i've ever read on this filthy side of the internet
>>67659159
Loool
>>67655140
>conair
>fighting in ufc again
I keked
>>67659430
He'll fight Nate 100%.
So, Chris is confirmed out of 199.
http://www.flocombat.com/article/41884-chris-weidman-out-of-ufc-199-bout-with-luke-rockhold
Jacare vs Rockhold at 199 and Chris fights the winner at MSG?
Who do you got, /heem/?
>>67659477
>Chris is confirmed out of 199
>>67659493
Lawler.
Meh af fight though considering all the names that were floating around
>We'll have more updates on this story as they become available.
You better do, motherfucker.
>>67659524
Actually, Jacare is a serious threat for Luke.
>>67659493
Blood orc via anihilation, end of round 2.
>>67659477
We got anything better than a no-name website?
I know Bisping's tweeted about it but he's not exactly a source
>>67659557
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/17/11695498/chris-weidman-out-of-ufc-199-promotion-looking-for-replacement?_ga=1.59139885.1640289749.1463515177
>>67659557
Flocombat is 100% legit, just a new site.
Also ariel and all other sites are reporting it now.
Does Yoel know he is suspended still? He is camp aging for the title shot or tipwitter.
>>67659575
>>67659574
Oh neato. I'm actually glad about this, Weidman didn't deserve the rematch and it seems that fate's been conspiring to destroy UFC's RURR (Rematch Until Right Result) policy lately.
>>67659334
if only everyone else had your self awarenes
I was just getting hyped for it too
>>67659593
>He is camp aging for the title shot or tipwitter
>>67659477
almost called it
>>67659493
Lawler
Fuck Woodley, never deserved a shot in the first place, hope he gets btfo of the top 5
>>67659545
>Actually, Jacare is a serious threat for Luke.
nah
Luke has improved a lot more than Jacare since their first fight, and Jacare is getting old
jesus christ how many times has weidman been injured?
>>67659618
You got a problem, pal?
>>67659642
be careful
I want Luke vs Jacare and then The Chris vs Bisping for the title shot down the line
>198 and 199 will be so much better than 200!!!
hahahahahahahaha
FW:
Mendes vs Oliveira
Killer Cub vs loser of Frankie/Aldo
LW:
Pettis vs winner of Poirier/Green
Winner of Ferguson/Chiesa vs loser of
Alvarez/RDA
Khabibi vs winner of Alvarez/RDA
Michael Johnson vs Will Brooks/Cerrone
WW:
Nick Diaz vs Maia
Condit/Brown vs Magny
MW:
Jacare vs winner of Luke/Weidman
Romero vs Bisbong for a title shot
winner of Belfort/Whittaker vs loser of Luke/Weidman
Silva vs Kennedy/Hall or Kennedy vs Hall
LHW:
Bader vs Gus
OSP vs Little Nog
Latifi vs Manuwa
what do you think?
>>67659690
>killer cub vs guy who dominated him/guy who eviscerated him
What did he do to you?
>>67659477
NO
SHIT
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS CARD
MY BOY WAS FIGHTING ON MY BIRTHDAY DAMMIT HE WAS WINNING THAT TITLE BACK
>>67658740
>i'm not afraid of death
hahaha, i can't stop laughing. This bald sack of shit
>>67659686
198 was great and Rockhold/Jacare is a much better fight than him fighting Weidman again for uh, reasons
>Rogan: ‘I will 100% leave the UFC if it gets sold’
>>67659622
Someone has to save 199 :(
>>67659690
Gus murders Bader
>>67659690
Weidman is out of UFC 199
Maia should fight a higher ranked opponent than Diaz, I think it should be Condit
Brown/Magny to fight winner of Maia/Condit
Has Chris literally ever not been injured, even if he fights?
>>67659624
4 times
UFC 173 vs Machida – sustained a knee injury which required a minor surgery on both of his knees, including meniscal tears in both knees that he had since high school
UFC 181 vs Belfort – suffered a broken hand
UFC 184 vs Belfort – injury
UFC 199 vs Rockhold
>>67659749
Probably not but he doesn't back down, thats for sure.
>JUST edition
>199 main event is ruined
OP you doomed us all
>>67659749
He doesn't back down
>>67659742
>Brown/Magny to fight winner of Maia/Condit
>implying Condit will ever fight again
>implying we might get to watch another Brown/Maia
>Fuck you
>>67659708
did he just mean not afraid of being dead? he's an atheist
I hope Jacare steps up so that another hue can get BTFO
>>67659742
>Brown/Magny to fight winner of Maia/Condit
But Maia has already rekt both Magny and Brown
>>67659790
I don't see any logical reason why he wouldn't. He didn't end up with a real medical suspension and UFC would almost certainly offer the fight to him over Bisping.
>>67659477
I LITERALLY FUCKING CALLED IT EARLIER TODAY ON HEEM
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?
>>67655565
Rumor is the Chris is injured
>>67659830
I thought of your post when I saw the news and kek'd.
>>67659830
tbf, you were 1 week off
>vitor's face when jacare pwns luke and takes the belt?
>>67659706
So maybe cub vs mendes and oliveira fights loser of lamas once Holloway cleans him
>>67659731
thats exactly what gus needs
>>67659742
diaz is easily top 5 and imo maia needs 1 more win to get a title shot
>>67659902
no face because it's not going to happen?
>>67659902
I imagine he would feel better about his loss
This picture of an aryan qt conveys that feeling
What if they call Nick Diaz to fill in lol
Post your face when UFC pulls Rockhold from the card and makes Cruz/Faber 3 the main event.
Could anyone drop down from LHW on short notice to fight Luke?
>>67659933
how old are you?
WHO WINS AT A FIGHT ON WELTERWEIGHT?
>>67658738
hope you enjoy raising another man's kid
>>67659962
How old are you?
>>67659990
seems like a good lad
>>67659950
>fighters dropping down in weight on short notice to fill in a title fight when a clear contender is available and healthy
wHat
>>67659054
Happy birthday!
>>67659997
when did you start watching those asian cartoon shows?
>>67659990
It really irks me that most people think that any sizeable portion of trannies cut their dicks off. It's false. Like 99% still have their beautiful penises.
is there anything worse than when australians show pride for new zealand's athletes? it's gotta be at least as bad as when americans pretend to be irish
>>67660017
was just wondering hypothetically, say if Jacare can't for whatever reason
>>67660022
a merry heemsday to you too
>>67659054
happy birthday la
GIVE BISPING HIS SHOT YEH
>>67654602
hold my rock luke
>>67660101
>Britain will never have a champion
man, these days who ISN'T pulling out?
>>67660049
Wondercuck will avenge Chris' loss
>>67659918
I'd like to see a Swanson/Mendes rematch, but after Mendes' last two fights I don't think that's a proper matchup for him. Best matchup for Cub is the winner of the Stephens/Barao fight as everyone would be on a 1 fight winning streak.
>>67660049
Well the LHW top ten are a bunch of big boys and afaik fighters dropping down a weight class on short notice is practically unheard of.
STILL MY BOY
>>67660101
Nah mate. See the thing is, Souza is fight ready, he jut fought last week and took little to no damage. He's "sort of" in shape.
I don't want Bisping to finally get his title shot on short notice when he's hardly prepared and has little time to be ready. I want him at his best, because if he doesn't win the title, he likely won't ever get a title shot again
Hendricks is stepping in for Weidman and getting a belt back
>>67660097
thanks la
>>67660112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>>67660116
move down, not up
nobody moving up would stand a chance
>>67660129
UFC 199: Rockhold vs Johnson
>>67660154
Thompson really did fuck him up
>>67660154
>cause it took him seven years, a couple of broken noses, a broken hand, a fractured chin
>>67660140
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/732690900430774272
It's either Jacare or Bisbong
Looks like it will be Bisping lads.
>tfw you forgot to list Bisping in your BOYS list earlier
Shit, I knew I was missing someone
>Cain granted instant rematch with Werdum
>gets injured
>Weidman granted instant rematch with Rockhold
>gets injured
When will the UFC learn that instant rematches are cancerous
>>67660190
Hopefully Jacare.
I honestly would rather see Silva vs Rockhold than Bisping vs Rockhold.
>>67654923
I don't want to see Aldo buried for marketing again. First he was mostly ignored for not being Silva, then gets thrown around for almost a year, and now he's in a silly rematch because Edgar is too successful for his own good.
I didn't want to see Edgar or Mendes get ritually sacrificed either, but fuck all, they're trying.
>>67660192
Except they examine them after the fight and hand out suspensions according to the damage they've taken
He didn't even end up with a provisional suspension pending proof his knee isn't fugged
>>67660190
>>67660192
Don't want this man. I love Bisping but you can't just stroll in to a title fight on short notice.
Dana will literally never give him another, he doesn't give a shit it's short notice and that Bisping will be saving the card.
NICK DIAZ CONFIRMED VS. ROCKHOLD
>>67654923
Aldo is the only fighter south of 155lbs that has a realistic shot against him. McGregor is a better boxer, but Aldo is the better overall striker while being more well rounded. As long as he doesn't run face first again he has a great shot.
>>67660190
>BingBong fighting for the title
oh lawd take me
>>67660253
DO WANT
>Bisping in the convo when Rockhold thoroughly smacked him already and semi-recently too
Jaca or bust, there's even a story there what with the controversial SF decision
>>67660253
That'd be off the scoville scale.
>Weidman gets hurt
>everyone wants Bisping to replace him
>mfw people have forgotten how the first Rockhold fight went
>Shogun-Evans
>Hendo-Machida
>Cain-Werdum
>Werdum-Stipe (originally)
>DC-Jones
>Conor-RDA
>Cowboy-Means
>Garbrandt-Lineker
>Sage-Holbrook
>Silva-Hall
>Rockhold-Weidman
>Khabib-Tony
>Gonzaga-Magomedov
>Conor-Nate at 200
Wew
>>67660295
>h-h-he was winning the first round
>>67660177
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67660318
He won the first, lost the 2nd, 3rd was split until the meme kick
>>67660288
>Jaca or bust, there's even a story there what with the controversial SF decision
Fuck off Ariel, Bisping is our boy and he's guaranteed victory so long as Herb Dean isn't the referee
>>67660295
i just want bisping to finally get a title shot
>>67660318
>h-h-he was winning until he got his shit pushed in
>>67660338
>Fuck off Ariel
Mate Ariel thinks Bisping should get the next title shot
>>67660338
even with herb dean as ref he still pulled out the win
>>67660295
>everyone
'no'
>>67660336
talking about bisping
>>67660336
He's talking about the first Bisping fight you mong.
>Woodley gets the shot against Robbie
Fucking WHY? Coming off a split decision over Kelvin and a win over an Asian after he got BTFO by Rory?
Based on his last performance, i think Vitor earned his shot against Rockhold......Do you mofos remember Gustafsson?
Nick Diaz non title fight i'll buy it
i want to hear him call DC and Cain faggots
>>67660383
Because you wouldn't want to give an immediate rematch to someone who actually deserves one, do you?
>>67660381
Calm down you fucking sperg
>>67660406
>i want to hear him call DC and Cain faggots
edgy
>>67660383
Dana got mad at Johnny Hendricks because he fucked up something with his weight cut and couldn't have a #1 contender's fight with Woodley so they ended up just giving Woodley his fight purse and promising to give him a title shot. I'm not joking.
>>67660383
All the other top guys have fights lined up so the only options are Woodley/Maia. Woodley is certainly the entertaining option and probably safer choice even though I think Robbie would beat Maia as well.
sources telling me mousasi/rockhold
moose has already started getting ready for his fight at 200
fuck. i knew 199 card was too good to be true. frail ass piece of shit weidman had to go and get hurt
So this... is the power.... of JUST
>>67660384
Gayguard Mousasi and Derek Brunson are both prepping for a fight at 200 and both would make for a compelling fight
>>67660431
>le unironically get heemed by Uriah Hall man
>>67660431
lmao way to pull shit out of your ass
>>67660423
Nick Diaz is a better choice for Lawler
>>67660409
Chill out you fucking cock-guy
Seriously am I the only one who remembers that Woodley got promised a title shot because his fight with Hendricks fell through?
>>67660460
I doubt it, but getting promised a title shot literally means nothing anymore so people don't bother remembering
>>67660407
>>67660423
Rory of course deserves the shot, and after him Wonderboy. But those two are booked so whatever. After those two I'd give it to Maia.
Shit man I'd even rather see Magny get a shot.
>>67660423
So...Woodley gets his shot because Dana was mad at Johnny?
>>67657153
as long as there is some angle either side it's ok.
>>67654471
You JUST'd too hard. This is your fault.
>>67660460
Stop paying so much attention you goof
So, bisping wins pretry easily against Rockhold as long as there are no headbutts involved.
Jorge Masvidal vs Sage Northcutt, who wins?
>>67660475
>Rory of course deserves the shot
What the fuck he lost to Lawler in devastating fashion in his last fight
diaz vs. lawler 2
>>67660505
>devastating fashion
He was in a war and was up on the scorecards
>>67660494
That Australian knows more about MMA than anyone in the world, unironically. It's amazing reading the obscure he comes up with.
>>67660502
Gamebred would fuck him up
>>67660509
Meme fight
>>67660534
I think you'd be surprised
>>67660505
But he had 3 rounds in the book until he got wrecked, that's the case people make for him getting a rematch.
Not saying I agree with it, I can see both sides, on one side a little adjustment and maybe he could take the fight, on another he just lost so surely he shouldn't be getting a shot again so soon
On an unrelated note, getting a serious sense of DejaVu as I'm typing this
>>67660509
Someone post webms from this fight
>>67660542
No, you'd be surprised. Sage can't handle his standup game.
>>67660502
>Masvidal
>>67660460
>am I the only one
no, nobody who has ever written this, be it in a shitpost on imdb, youtube or any other internet medium, has ever been the only one.
Find a less self-aggrandising way to express your opinions.
>throw up twice last night
>have to go to work feeling like shit
>read news that my boy is out
should I just heem myself for good?
>>67660460
no, it's just a dumb reason to give him a shot
>>67660574
i haven't seen that posted in years
>>67660295
he might not have much of a chance through educated prediction.. but god damn, give the man a title shot already. he's earned it. he has like 2 legit losses if you count out cheat roided cunts holding him back
if someone doesn't tap while getting their neck cranked - can they die?
>>67660591
No other person other than Condit whose still probably in JUST mode
>>67660591
It is pretty retarded.
>>67660574
Okay friend, I apologise.
Is that Mr. Wonderful in that pic?
>>67660574
>it's literally a question
>>67660586
Hold on.
>>67660613
should've given wonderboy the shot
I reverse googled that demotivational poster the Brit posted and got this youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOes2e43LMo
Shit's hilarious check it out
>>67660572
>that's not his name yo
>>67660620
Why did you delete this?
>>67660620
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>67660651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
obligatory
>>67660640
It definitely would have been better than 99% of other options but at least with Rory/Wonderboy fighting you 100% know who gets a title shot after. Would be a shame if Robby lost and the winner of that just killed Woodley like Rory's fight with him.
>>67660640
For beating Hendricks? That would've been quite a reach
Condit rematch makes the most sense
Especially since Carlos won after all
>>67660620
literally north korea tier
>>67660651
Nice.
>>67660694
The only reason I worry about Robbie is going through all these wars just can't be healthy for him. I don't want to see him heemed and just fall from grace, he's a monster but he's been in the game a long time
>>67660695
>For beating Hendricks? That would've been quite a reach
What le fug, his only two recent losses up until that point were split decisions to GSP and Lawler
If anything Wonderboy should have gotten an immediate title shot for beating Hendricks
Bisping/Rockhold 2 is a complete joke, Rockhold literally beat him with one arm
>>67660726
If he fights Wonderboy at 205 then he's getting heem'd into oblivion. He needs to pray that Rory beats Thompson.
>>67660673
>tfw no Big Merv to come get me
>>67660695
Why not? Hendricks only ever lost to champs and in very close fights, he got completely demolished by Thompson.
>>67660694
I don't like the Rory/Wonderboy fight because it derails one of the two.
>>67660666
>he's here
stop memeing on me jannie
>>67660740
Rocked, dropped, and then choked with one arm while Rockhold was posing for the cameras.
>>67660743
Nah, I don't think so
>>67660730
>>67660756
Beating one person shouldnt catapult you to #1 contender spot
https://youtu.be/H4accM2eDyw?t=11m8s
If Wonderboy beats Rory I hope they let him co commentate the Lawler fight like Cruz and Cormier. He has a knack for doing analysis.
>>67660756
>because it derails one of the two.
If anything we need more of these kinds of fights. It's actually interesting af`
>>67660756
I think they're propping up Wonderboy to be a superstar which is why they gave him Rory. I don't see anyone beating Wonderboy at this point and so far the only person to have a small degree of success against him on the feet was Robert Whittaker. Even Matt Brown was visibly rocked twice in their fight and resorted to lay and pray.
>>67660792
It should when you're on a five fight winning streak prior to it and you annihilate someone proven to be on an equal if not better level than the champion at the time. I think Hendricks was the #1 contender at the time too IIRC.
>>67660778
Robbie would have to blitz him immediately, otherwise as soon as Stephen gets settled he would just go into sniper mode against him. Rory is a much tougher matchup for him than Robbie.
>Weidman out of 199
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND STIIIIIIIIIIILL
>>67660798
I can only imagine the skeletons in that guy's closet. His face screams "I was mentally broken by my father."
>>67660756
I wouldnt say it derails them since WW is just so stacked. Whoever loses could get a title shot with probably 1 win. Winner gets a title fight lined up and loser gets another top opponent at the time then it realigns itself in time for the next title shot assuming they win.
[croccing intensifies]
>>67660853
I don't know, Wonderboy looked incredibly sharp against Hendricks, but until the fight happens I really don't think you can just count Robbie out like that. The lad is a beast. He could even try wrestlefucking him if need be
>>67660881
Isn't a Jacare a type of alligator
>>67660792
Perhaps not, but #1,2 and 3 were guys Robbie had already won against, so it should've brought him close enough to be in contention
>>67660799
I'm much more interested in Thompson vs Lawler than Rory vs Thomspon though. I think Rory is going to win, and then we'll have to have another Rory vs Lawler.
I think Wonderboy would've beat Lawler and then we could've had Rory vs Wonderboy for the tile.
Also, if Rory loses it diminishes his bargaining power now that his contract is over.
Fair enough though.
>>67660813
Rory is an extremely tough matchup for Wonderboy. He could easily wrestlefuck him to death (and I suspect he'll win that way)
>>67660881
BISPING CONFIRMED YOU FAGGOT
FUCK YOUR JACARE
Really don't want Bisping's to finally get a title shot but on short notice. Please step up Souza
On another note, when's Yoel due back?
>>67660851
Rory was definitely still #1 contender
You need a couple fights to prove yourself especially if there's still legitimate competition ahead of you
>>67660891
It's a caiman you fucking speciest piece of shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacare_caiman
>>67660891
alligators are crocodilians, its alright
>>67660890
Wonderboy better knock Robbie the fuck out because Robbie fights better after he gets hurt and honestly is the best at fighting whilst rocked that I've seen.
He's also a master of five round fights, what if Wonderboy has cardio problems or something that we don't know about. Don't know how likely that is though.
I'll fight Cuckhold on 2 weeks notice, hold my beer lads
>>67660893
Rory via submission after jabbing the fuck outta him for 3 rounds
Can we all stop pretending that anyone except Jacare deserves that MW shot?
Bisping? Really lads? Really?
just give the shot to Robert Whittaker , I'm sure he can make weight easily
>>67660965
I don't think anyone's arguing too hard in Bisping's favour
>DANA'S FACE WHEN HIS ENTIRE PRODUCT IS GOING TO SHIT
>IF ONLY HE AND FERTITTA HAD SUCKED CONOR'S DICK HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THESE SHIT CARDS
Literally the only good match he has is Cruz vs Faber and Faber is a fucking hasbeen.
GG, Dana.
>>67660965
Oy Canada
Bisping and Souza are the names that have been thrown out there so we're discussing it. Don't twist shit
>>67660965
this
bisping almost lost to 2016 anderson fucking silva
>>67661007
>Almost lost
He lost two rounds. Unanimous decision, he trounced Silva.
Is there any point in Bisping getting a titleshot? The outcome will be the exact same, it's not like he beat Anderson impressively. If Jacare is healthy and doesn't get the shot it will be complete bullshit
>>67660965
bisping is on a three fight win streak and just crushed the roided up 'goat'
50-45 or finish for bisping had he not been a dummy trying to get his mouth piece back
>>67660950
Didn't Lawler get rocked by Condit in Round 1 or 2? Worried me. If anything I could see something similar happen with a ref stoppage that Lawler gets pissed off at
>>67660950
Robbie often gets caught and hurt by head kicks
If wonder boy can stay at a distance and catch him with those he could give Robbie lots of trouble. I don't want to count Robbie out, he's tough as hell but he's getting older and those wars can't have been good for him, he has to crack eventually
>>67660965
2 week camp would be an eternity for nate diaz to prepare.
>>67660997
>implying fighters pulling out is anything new
it is what it is lad
>>67661020
and the outcome with Jacare will be probably be a KO win for Luke.Really don't think anyone other than Romero has a shot against him.He ll be champ for a while.
>>67661029
Idk about the ref stoppage thing, Lawler at this point is one of those fighters where Dirty Herb or BJM are going to give him the benefit of the doubt when he gets rocked bad.
>>67661020
>knocked down silva
>outstruck him in every round even after having blood in his eyes after the cheapshot/dumb move
>>67661049
I'm not saying it's anything new, you nerderino pal.
I'm saying it's a terrible time, very terrible time to have fighters pull off. First DC, then Silva and now Weidman.
Not to mention his golden egg chicken Conor picked a terrible time to have a piss contest with the company.
Dana must be freaking out about DA NOOMBARS.
>>67660893
Good point, but a loss for Thompson doesn't really hurt him too much in the sense he can work his way back to the title. It's not like Rory/Lawler 3 would be a bad fight or anything, these are two legit contenders and watching them fight is going to be fun imo. Rory's first fight back so we can see how he's doing and Wonderboy looked phenomenal against Hendricks
Good point about bargaining power for Rory, can't really do anything on that front
>>67661020
He thoroughly beat Silva in 3 rounds and in the 3rd round was 100% winning aside from the knee. The 5th he got killed but he was the better fighter for a large majority of the fight.
I still think Jacare should get it but give Bisping a little credit, hes still a clear 4th in that division.
you people are really enamored by big cock mans kicks arent you. the man isnt invincible. he loses plenty of rounds and has been SLEPT in his past few fights.
>>67661079
It hasn't been too bad lately
All the cards were good enough for it not to matter too much
There have been much worse times
>>67657685
well that sure is a big brown :)
>>67661018
jacare trounced vitor, bisping almost lost to anderson, an old man that shouldnt be fighting anymore
>>67661065
Doesn't even have to be early, Lawler's just changes in there, look at how pissed he was when the ref stopped him against Diaz, despite the fact he was done.
But you never know with the refs desu, which is why I could perhaps see a potentially early stoppage
>>67660965
I'd like Bisping just because he'd build it up and then Jacare can have a proper camp for his shot. It's before 200 anyways so may as well have fun with it.
>>67661079
>Dana must be freaking out about DA NOOMBARS.
I really doubt it. Seriously.
And if the rumours about UFC being sold are to be believed, he'll be doing fine unless the new owners want him out
Middleweight top 10 is as bleak as its ever been. Being the Middleweight champ barely has any prestige compared to most other weightclasses. There's barely 3 interesting matches to be made.
>>67661069
>>67661096
Silva is old man, should have retired after second weidman fight, we all know he isn't the same
>>67661117
Dude, the cards from 197 to 200 were great when he first put them together. Then they started going to shit one by one.
No match other than Cruz v Faber interest me, besides Memecutt prolly getting BTFO by another can.
Dana must've done something wrong in his past life.
>>67661153
>Sold
To whom? Bill fucking Gates? What.
>>67661126
>Jacare trounced a non-roided old Belfart
Gee, what a surprise. Not like I made 80 euros off that fight by betting on fucking Jacare.
>Bisping almost lost
Lol, not even gonna bother with you salty ass Brazilians.
>>67661079
>First DC, then Silva and now Weidman.
None of those are even that bad, DC and Silva can still fight their previously scheduled opponents and Chris Weidman isn't some big draw, he didn't do shit for UFC 187
>yfw you realize if Vitor had won, Luke would be able to get his revenge on him.
>>67661113
Why wouldn't you like his kicks? They're pretty sick. You also forgot to mention his jits is great.
How does Jacare beat him? OHR? I think Luke has enough of a strength advantage and a good enough jits to avoid getting subbed. Not saying it's impossible, but I'd def give him the edge in the fight
>>67661192
>To whom? Bill fucking Gates? What.
Chinese corporations, literally how have you not heard these rumours?
>>67660965
>Jacare gets rematch with Rockhold
>sleeps Rockhold early on short notice
>first title defence is Yoel
>Yoel beats him again
Like pottery
196: RDA
197: DC
198: silva
199: Weidman
200: ??
>>67661192
>No match other than Cruz v Faber interest me, besides Memecutt prolly getting BTFO by another can.
That's on you though
>>67661233
Jones ODs and has to be pulled
>>67661210
They're not going to buy the whole UFC, just shares (if that is what's happening)
>>67661232
>Yoel beats him again
Should have been a 28-28 tbt
>>67661199
Weidman vs Rockhold is a big draw, though.
People want to see the pretty boys face off.
Plus, DC and JBJ was the only thing that could've saved that card from being a borefest and guess what, it didn't happen.
>Silva
Literally the only reason it wasn't a big hit it's because he pulled out 4 days before the fight. Otherwise what, you think ANDERSON SILVA fighting in his HOME TOWN isn't bad?
>>67661210
I had no idea, I haven't been keeping up with it.
>How to further ruin your product
Wew lad, Dana should write a book on this.
>>67661243
I'm an optimistic fan who can see great matches there. Not a casual. Casuals will look at the card and see boredom, no big names, etc.
>>67661233
Cain?
I don't know, maybe 200 breaks the trend
Those are pretty big names though, it's been bad but nothing to worry about like Spain was saying
Will Chris wait til november to get the belt at MSG?
>>67661266
Jacare is lucky to have survived that fight, Yoel had him dead to rights.
NEW: >>67661287
>>67661232
>Yoel going 5 rounds
tomcruiselaughingface.jpg
>>67661233
>>67661279
Conor, cunts.
>>67661233
>200
Cain, old man Cormier, Jones on coke.. anything could happen
How has Cruz not blown out his knees again yet?
>>67661304
Who?
and then we'll have dana white announcing diaz vs mcgregor saving the main event for 199
like poetry knowmsayin
>>67661266
Was that first round really a 10-8?
>>67661319
You know how the Brazilian flags disappeared after 194? Well, other flags disappeared after 196. Those ones.
>>67661341
It was one step away from Maynard vs Edgar II-tier
>>67661376
I'll have to rewatch it, but honestly I don't remember it being that bad for Jacare. He was getting hit hard for sure, but he was always defending himself as far as I can remember
>>67661376
>comparing a lightweight fight to a middleweight fight
wew
>>67661396
>he was always defending himself
A 10-8 round doesn't mean the fight should have been stopped but it wasn't. There's a really great article on unified rules judging here that you should check out, it's eye opening stuff.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/16/11682480/csac-media-day-judging-rules-drug-testing-bellator-154-mma-news
>>67661168
>2 freak losses
>comes back to beat nick (boxer kinda like bisping)
>roided the fuck up
he still has it a win over him is worth a shit ton.
jacare lost to romero very recently and the real old man vitor belfort practically beat himself against jacare by pulling guard in a solid position.
Romero is a cheater
Jacare is on a shitty one fight win streak
Bisping is on a three fight SOLID win streak. he's also a draw and probably the only person willing to step up anyway
>>67661445
No, I know, that would be a 10-7 round.
I mean I can see how it could be scored 10-8 but as far as the range of 10-8s go, my impression is that would've been quite close to a 10-9
I'd have to watch it again though
>>67661474
so you really want to see your boy get embarrassed by Rockhold again?
where did all the conor memes go?
they seem to have evaporated, along with the silva goat memes
>>67661497
if it has to be that way, yes. he just deserves the title shot finally.
>>67661517
>Brit still salty about Conor
>>67661288
Nah, dana will make him fight in the meanwwhile for this bullshit i think. ala cain. the rematch was stupid to begin with
>>67661531
I feel bad for bisbong
Rockhold will fuck him up, much like he did the first time. Can't be too good for his career as a fox analyst
>>67661547
I'm irish, working in bongland, but I always hated conor.
>>67661645
O R A N G E
>>67661784
He need some milk
>>67661784
this fight was so based
>>67659094
Vitor was literally everyone's first "that's my boy" fighter back in the day senpai.
nice thread lads
