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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67654471
NEWS:
>Weidman out of UFC 199, UFC looking for replacement (my guess is Jacare if he'll take another fight so soon)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/17/11695498/chris-weidman-out-of-ufc-199-promotion-looking-for-replacement
>Trinaldo wants a big name for his next fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-198-win-puts-trinaldo-among-lightweight-elite-massaranduba-ready-for-champ
>Lawler-Woodley confirmed UFC 201 headliner
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/17/11692546/ufc-moving-towards-robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title
>JDS on Stipe upset
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/16/11686212/junior-dos-santos-wasnt-surprised-by-ufc-198-because-fabricio-werdum
haha
The Chris is finally ded
>Francisco Trinaldo moves back up to 185 to challenge Rockhold for the MW title
Schaub=God
FIRST FOR MCGOOBER VS DIAZ VS MAYWEATHER IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AT UFC 200
On the bright side, Weidman gets to work with Mark Henry for longer and evolve his game.
>>67661287
This guy took time out of discussing the big middleweight title question to make and post his thread early because god forbid we use somebody else's.
>MY BOY won't be reclaiming his title on June 4
i know jds could heem me into a living death but that doesn't change the fact that he has kind of a bitch face
first for the only contender in the whole division other than weidman
hola, buenos días mma connoisseurs, the state of the heem is pretty unstable, a terrible thing to taste
>le chris is still my boy
>rockhold is no ones boy
>>67661348
the other thread is still up lad
>>67661351
Life is suffering.
>>67661358
B I S P I N G
C O N F I R M E D
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE MORE ROIDED UP BRAZILIAN """"""""""""""""""CHAMPIONS""""""""""""""""""""
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 9m9 minutes ago
Hearing that @mousasi_mma is in pole position to get the title fight vs @LukeRockhold
>>67661358
>Yoel isn't a contender
What does that say about Jacare then?
>>67661351
>>67661378
he got "injuried" to fight for the belt in ny
>>67661387
s m h
>>67659622
plus jacare crumbles against elite strikers like rockhold
not to mention that rockhold is a better grappler than jacare anyway
and lets be honest, if anyone deserves the titleshot its romero.
he was only suspended for 6month when will he be back?
>>67661387
Uriah Hall on suicide watch
>>67661358
The Californian Lion will destroy Jacare
>>67661394
Yoel is 39 and will only be able to fight in july
>>67661387
He has a fight at 200, this is literally not happening at all
>>67661409
In all honesty I want Rockhold to destroy Belfort so he can avenge the defeat.
That would be neat to see, crush that cunt who's mandated to be off roids now.
>>67661424
its not like he is headlining UFC 200, can easily replace him with someone like Hall or Whittaker
>>67661418
he's fine
>>67661418
kek
>>67661430
why do you want a major roider to beat up other major roider?
>>67661440
Fuck, maybe even Anderson could replace him on 200
BETWEEN THE BROTHERS, WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT AT 170?
STOCKTON FOR 209
>>67661419
Michael British Lion Bispin > Cockhold
>>67661466
>Rockhold
>On roids
Kek, Brazilians are literally the saltiest fans of any sport. And at the rate they've been getting BTFO for the past few years, I can sorta see why.
>>67661440
First off, Ariel didn't tweet that and nah, I just don't think Dana works that way.
Unless there's literally no one else, it's not happening.
I don't want to see Bisping take the shot because it's short notice, he won't be properly prepared and if he loses, he might not even get to see a title shot again. I want Bisping fully prepared, he's MY BOY and I want to see him hold that belt.
I'm hoping it's Souza, but if he has a banged up knee, then maybe he'll be out too. In that case, maybe Mousassi, but I doubt it.
>>67661475
conor would dust both these pussies in a real fight not that coward roll on the floor shit they do
>>67661475
nick obviously
>>67661475
nick is bigger and he's in nate's head from childhood
>>67661419
I AM A LION
YER A GAZELLE
>>67661424
They gave that boring faggot ufc 200? I should just drop this gay sport and get a gf
Thomas Almeida is my new boy.
>>67661491
we doing baiting shit now?
>>67661500
This is America, no one knows what that is
>>67661515
>le roiding can crusher is his boy
kek
>>67661518
Rockhold isn't Brazilian, sweetie. He's not on roids.
Romero is garbage rockhold should just man up and fight him, they're both on roids any way
>>67661491
>mfw
>>67661591
>'No matter who'
>posted 18 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY
Literally have been listening to schaubcasts for 10 hours straight
>>67661591
Is there anyone on his weight division that could beat him at this moment? He literally peaked now, after that silly loss against Belfort.
>>67661475
Damn, you can tell Nick's face has morphed a lot from fighting.
>>67661618
Souza
>>67661591
>no matter who
>18hr
Jesus the conspiracy is so fucking blatant. Weidman returns for 205 and wins the belt at MSG, this shit is scripted.
>>67661618
The big four all have a shot at beating each other in some capacity.
Can't wait for Romero to return, love his fights.
>>67661635
Psh, yeah, right.
Man Cody dodge a bullet by dodging Lineker, he was going to get that clock cleaned and that head pounded.
>>67661618
That silly loss was to ViTRT who is the Middleweight GOAT.
>>67661652
>spain in charge of knowledge
UFC 200 looks bad
>>67661652
topkek, who then Hugo?
>>67661674
>US in charge of understanding why Souza is a terrible match up for Rockhold from Souza's POV
>>67661650
Yeah, Romero's the only one I see doing it right now besides Weidman.
>>67661672
>Roided freak who got BTFO constantly without his roids
Just realised Romero's suspension is up on the twelth of next month. Don't know why it wasn't retroactive to the date of the fight or you know, why the fuck he was suspended in the first place when it legitimately was a tainted supplement but oh well.
>>67661650
unfortunately he is 39 and will probably not be competitive very soon, maybe even his next fight
>>67661700
>Souza is a terrible match up for Rockhold from Souza's POV
Kek, explain anyway if you can faggot.
>>67661700
>is it 2012
Luke is the only white man that can beat Jacare's meme jitsu. Destroys him standing as well
>>67661712
He crumbles under competent strikers, let alone elite strikers like Rockhold. He'd get TKO'd in two rounds at most.
Rockhold's at the top of his game while Jacare is crushing cans like deflated Vitor Belforts. Where the fuck do you see that as a worthy competitor for the title?
Let Bisping, who's coming off a 3 clean win streak have his chance instead of another roided up Brazilian who'd get absolutely smashed by Rockhold.
Alright everybody listen, what about Anderson?
I'm not really sure why there seems to be a consensus that Rockhold would soundly beat Souza desu
>>67661738
Weidman took Rockhold down numerous times until the missed meme kick. Jacare will get him on his back and finish him, quite easily in fact. Anyone can see this clear as day if you have eyes desu senpai.
>>67661738
Luke would end up being embarrassed just like gunnar if he tried to jj jacare lol
>>67661769
Because he beat him already and has only gotten better since?
>>67661773
Jacare took Luke down a lot in the first fight too and couldn't do anything with it.
>>67661773
Remember that moment when Weidman took Luke down but Luke was threatening with the guillotine so all they could do was just lay there for about a minute before they got stood up?
>>67661747
>He crumbles under competent strikers
>Jacare is crushing cans like deflated Vitor Belforts.
ROFL Spain, I'm going to have to stop you there. You aren't worth my time son.
Try using your head, it might make life easier.
>>67661791
"""beat"""
Still got to imagine that Luke wins rather easily by stuffing takedowns and outstriking him tho
>>67661791
Souza has looked pretty decent recently too though, I think it'd be interesting at least
>>67661773
Rockhold almost pulled out due to his staph infection and was fucked up on anitbiotics.
>>67661793
shit its casual day
>>67661798
yep I do
im not sure if spain is really just trolling now, hes certainly putting in a lot of effort in his shitposts
>>67661562
All his fights are spicy bangers. He's 24 years old and headlining his first card. Join the team now.
tfw bisping is finally getting a title shot
as long as rockhold doesn't headbutt him and make him go blind he has it in the bag
>>67661784
Shit, look how absolutely drained Goobs looked there
>>67661826
Going to cry if Garbrandt counters his wild strikes and knocks him out
>>67661800
Well, BTFOing you was a lot easier than I thought.
>>67661816
>shit its casual day
lol you're the one who didn't even realise they fought before you moron.
Damn middleweight is such a shitty division
>>67661340
First for Mayweather getting a simultaneous double knockout by helicoptering around the octagon
>>67661824
Espanha é estúpido
>>67661864
I like it
Feels like there's a big gap between the big four and the rest of the ranked guys though.
any boxing fags here? is hbo better for boxing or showtime?
ooooh le Question Mark Kick.. oooh le big cock le handsome man oooh dat body... rockhold is invincible.... he's going to hold that belt for long time...
^rockhold nut huggers
>people actually think Almeida will beat Cody
wew lads
>Chris is injured
>Woodley is getting a title shot
Rough day fight fans
>>67661879
It's a void, but it's the same with Featherweight. Anyone fom #5 and on through the unranked fighters stands a chance against Mendes, Edgar, Aldo, or McGregor.
>>67661864
Every one actually middle weight just cuts too much weight to go fight at 170 where all the talent is. People like hendricks and lawler are easily walking around at 190
>>67661890
Why do you insist on posting such utter shit?
The fact that you put a trip on and pretend to be some new poster is fucking retarded too.
Uriah hall is getting the fight lads
>>67661924
Hendricks could easily be walking around at 230 the fat fuck
>>67661475
Nate if he tries, but he'd let Nick win if this ever happened.
*crocs menacingly*
>>67661957
forgot pic fuck
>>67661847
>65 inch reach
ayyy lmao
>>67661955
>Thinking of Warrior (2011)
Fucking feels.
>>67661824
>>67661868
>BTFO so hard they have to make passive aggressive statements
Pathetic.
>>67661904
indeed
UFC 200 will lose atleast 2 of its title fights
>>67661978
I doubt it is 65. It doesnt seem that short. Must have been a mistake on measurement
Ran into this video last night and got hit with some nostalgia,RIP Randleman.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orl_c2YtL8o
>>67661705
It wasn't confirmed as a tainted supplement, Romero's team convinced USADA that it was possibly a tainted supplement, and thus a reduced sentence.
>>67662024
Hes a manlet
>>67662061
USADA legitimately tested the exact same supplement which they bought.
>>67661287
lol BLACKED
>>67661591
what is he talking about losing her
>>67662093
how do i achieve this?
>there are goofs on /heem/ that think conor cant beat floyd mayweather
just look at his boxing here, LOOK AT IT
he destroys mini mendes (reminder that mayweather is a manlet as well)
he goes around the guard with hooks, under the guard with uppercuts, through the guard with straights
not to mention simultaneously destroying the body with kicks, which he will convert to body punches for the mayweather fight
mcgregor is much bigger, much stronger, hits way harder, and has a better chin than mayweather
not to mention mcgregor's boxing is phenomenal, for ppl to write him out of the mayweather fight is ludicrous.
i think its very likely he lands that left hand shot and finally puts floyd's lights out.
>>67662215
Mayweather is not "Mini Mendes", unprepared Nate Diaz fucked him up with boxing. Should be Nate if anything fighting Mayweather
>>67662103
Romero could have known that the supplement was tainted and had been taking the substance deliberately with this as a cover story. In fact, that's probably what happened and that's why he was suspended still.
>>67662093
Garbrandt is the same height as McGregor
>>67662240
>Nate Diaz fucked him up with boxing
there's that revisionist history again
>>67662054
I'd always been an edgy kid about actors and musicians dying but Randleman's death really resonated with me.
Not going to deny that I dreaded his fights when I was going through Pride though. Dude bored me to tears, but he was cool.
>>67662215
McGregor is a one handed fighter and uses his lead hand the exact same way Igor used to. If McGregor cannot crowd or literally push his opponent into the path of his left hand by using his right hand, then his boxing game becomes laughably ineffective.
>>67662250
Isn't that kind of guilty until proven innocent though?
How can you just assume that somebody was taking something illegal but not listed on the back of a pill container?
>>67662287
thats terrible analysis
first off, when has that ever happened in a mcgregor fight where his boxing has become "laughably ineffective"
second thats like saying floyd has no lead hand because he prefers the shoulder roll and the lead right or countering
you dont know shit about boxing, dont pretend to online please
>>67662250
Could be, but as far as we know factually his story holds up and supplement companies are horrible at hiding that shit. I've seen guys in the military piss hot for meth after taking supplements bought over the counter from GNC.
>>67662300
No, USADA is not a court of law.
>>67662287
t. Swedish cuckposter with a proxy
>>67662340
It's still silly.
Guess it's a non-issue seeming as he only got a 6 month suspension and the result wasn't overturned.
>>67662332
Oh I don't know, maybe during his last fight where he wound up swinging and missing an alarming amount. Watch some Igor fights from back in PRIDE and then watch McGregor fight, McGregor has exponentially better technique and application but he has no use for his lead hand, none. Get those blinders off your face bud.
>>67662343
Pls
>MFW UFC has GOAT vote with Conor McNugget and Ronda Rousey on it and no Mighty Mouse.
>>67662287
>If McGregor cannot crowd or literally push his opponent into the path of his left hand by using his right hand, then his boxing game becomes laughably ineffective.
Literally could not be more wrong.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOqrqfgjFQ
Skip to 13:00
>>67662431
Check this shit out
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-200-greatest-fighters-fan-poll-may-2016
>>67662367
No, it's good. He tested positive, thus he's suspended. That's the starting point. His story about taking a trained supplement was plausible, but unverifiable, so due to the doubt his suspension is reduced, but not eliminated.
The fight should also be overturned. He was cheating in there, whether he knew it or not, but it is unfair to Souza since whether Romero took the drug deliberately or not, it's still going to work.
>>67662287
first off the lead hand is for range-finding and setting up punches
mcgregor isnt a fighter that is dependent on his jab to win fights, but he does use it very well to find the range and to setup his strikes
just because he's a different style fighter than a gsp who depends on the jab to win fights and keep him out of exchanges does not mean at all he's a bad boxer.
second off the other thing the lead hand is used for is hooks to the head and body which can be damaging and are also used to corral opponents into target for the rear hand which conor does magnificently. conor also does dig in some nice body shots with that lead hand and he does jab with it very effectively in range-finding, timing, and setting up that left hand shot.
so either i think you're very mistaken in your analysis or you need to walkback your comments and stop trying to be an edgy /heem/ jack slack.
>>67662472
I don't know what the fuck you're on about because they tested an unopened bottle of said supplement and found it also contained the stuff he popped for.
That's an interesting point you bring up about overturning the fight though. Not too sure how to feel about that one.
>weidshit is out of his one big chance to prove hes not a can crusher
>>67662431
>>67662463
>greatest
That's fine. MM will never be the greatest, just the best.
>>67662463
>werdum
>>67662215
>body kicks, which he will convert to body punches
Holy shit you literally never have the faintest fucking clue what you're talking about
>>67662649
He has more right to be there than Hughes or Rousey
>>67662568
> I don't know what the fuck you're on about because they tested an unopened bottle of said supplement and found it also contained the stuff he popped for.
And the other possibility: Romero knew this product was tainted, which is why he was taking that substance. That's what cheating pro-athletes do. They cheat. And they do whatever they can to hide their cheating. You're naive regarding the honesty of pro athletes, USADA is not and don't trust the word of athletes.
>>67662215
mcgregor wouldnt touch him once you retard
>>67662463
we need to fill something amusing in other
like stann or magny or mayday
>>67662463
>BJ Penn
>Chuck Liddell
>McGregor
>Werdum
>Hughes
>Rousey
>no DJ
>>67662731
No I just like to think I'm fair.
Personally I don't get what's meant to fly in USADA land if straight up evidence doesn't work and they can convict you because they THINK you're lying.
>>67662774
Brendan Schaub
>>67662793
Kys, moefag..
>>67662793
Lmao Cruz aint there as well. I don't think hes top 5 GOAT but hes above half of them on that list for sure.
>>67662831
>implying I watch moeshit
post your favorite anime goof
>>67662677
If blowjob penn is on it hughes deserves to be there just as much.
>>67662859
Yeah, his only loss is one he's avenged but that list is a joke anyway
>>67662859
>Cruz
I voted for GSP but if Cruz was on that list I'd vote for him. I didn't want to toss in a pointless "other" vote.
>>67662865
That one Anime from the 80s where there's this guy who looks like Mad Max is the main character off. Idk what the name is, I never watched it.
>>67662463
>no captain america
dana really pulls some strings huh
>>67662806
He provided no evidence that he didn't know that the supplement was tainted prior.
You think it sounds too elaborate or something for a fighter to do, USADA don't, because they see pro-athletes go to outrageous lengths with their cheating. An athlete testing over the counter products for unlisted banned substances and then taking substance that with a built in cover story if they get popped is nothing surprising.
Almost every fighter claims that they didn't know they were taking the drug, most have almost no evidence, so they cop a full suspension, Romero had some evidence, and so got a reduced suspension.
>>67663006
>He provided no evidence that he didn't know that the supplement was tainted prior.
How do you prove that you didn't know something?
>>67662240
Anybody who thinks Conor didn't beat the utter shit out of Nate in the first round is actually deluded. He clowned him.
>>67662463
I'm not a fan of DJ at all, but excluding him from that list is down right disrespectful. Especially when you have Rogan on the mic telling everyone hes p4p #1
>>67663262
You're fucking deluded, Conor. Won the 1st round, didnt fucking clown by any metric
>>67663262
Conor was landing far better shots in the opening minutes of Round 2 than anything in Round 1.
Seriously rewatch the fight
On another note, does anyone have the judges scorecard for Diaz/Goobs?
>>67663262
Conor sprinted in a marathon. No shit he's gonna look impressive at the beginning.
>>67662731
This. How do you compete as an athlete at Olympic level for 20+ years and not know obvious warning signs when you look at some supplement. Also, after 20+ years, if you've always been clean won't you already know what works for your body and what doesn't.
It seems kind of crazy to think at age 40 you just wake up one day and approach the supplement aisle like a kid in a candy store, wanting to try everything without the slightest concern for the contents.
>>67663262
first round was almost a tie, very close round with slight advantage to conor
first 2 min of round 2 conor wrecked nate, but it was just his final sprint, he gassed and after that diaz turned it around
>>67663421
are you guys seriously discussing if yoel fucking romero roided by mistake or not?
>>67663585
You're basing that off the eye test and saying 'Well of course he was doing it deliberately!" though.
You can't prove intent, but as the other Australian has helpfully pointed out to me it's not about what you can prove apparently.
>>67662992
Was gonna argue with you, but he certainly has a better place on there than some people on that list.
schaub
>tripfag seeking recognition on a Burmese cinema archive by reeling off tips from expertboxing.com
I miss Ireland Tbh lads
Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada
Cesar "Goku" Arzamendia vs Damien "Beatdown" Brown
Two added events to UFC 201
Rani Yahya v debutant Matthew Lopez added at FN South Dakota
Abel Trujillo gets a new opponent at FN 88, debutant Jordan Rinaldi
>>67663421
Court of law goes by "beyond reasonable doubt", USADA goes by a bit less. Few things are proven indisputably. Most athletes deny they took a drug deliberately. Frank Mir denies that the took drugs deliberately, but he's not getting the benefit of the doubt, and we say "why should he? What evidence does he have?" The starting point is that Frank Mir is guilty, and he has nothing to prove otherwise, so he's going to cop a full sentence.
The starting point is that Romero is guilty. What evidence does he have to the contrary? He was able show a supplement tainted with what he popped for. Okay. Everybody knows that over the counter products may contain unlisted banned substances. I know it, you know it, USADA knows it and professional athletes 100% know it. It's not "case closed" just because he could produce that, but it's something that creates doubt, and so he got a reduced sentence. In fact he got a VERY reduced sentence. He should consider himself lucky.
>>67663958
>can't tell if just meming or making smart pun
here's martin sano jr, nick diaz disciple and training partner, getting viciously heem'd at bellator this past weekend
dont think this is a good sign for nick's new training method of partying in vegas 24/7
>>67664240
Yeah I fully understand it at this point, and you've made some damn fine points. Something just doesn't sit right with me with suspending someone on the assumption that they're guilty and used knowing full well they had a built in excuse though, but as you've said a six month suspension is basically a slap on the wrist in fight time anyways.
>>67664393
>Viciously heem'd
Wasn't even out
Don't know why Bisping would take this shot, surely he'd be better off fighting the winner of the upcoming fight and having a full camp
>>67664393
if youre not a zombie unkillable brawler you should not try to fight like nick lol
>>67664725
There's clearer contenders ahead of him and what are his chances of beating them? (Rhetorical question)
>>67664746
That reminds me, you could clearly see that Yancy Medeiros used to train with the Diaz bros from his last fight. Fights like them, looks like them, mean mugs just like them and he's got a hell of a chin like most fighters out that camp do too, even if he's not there anymore.
I wonder if they attract that sort or if they mold them.
>>67664393
absolutely blacked
when will UFC sign The Bull
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Andre-Harrison-87106
>>67665206
>75% decision rate in regionals
Jesus christ
>tfw i can heem every here
>>67665623
are we pretending now?
>>67665241
I like you anon, that's good scouting
when i'm browsing prospects it's # of losses, how they lost, how who defeated them defeats people (regional decision queens etc) . I quickly ignore fighters with multiple KO losses or alot of wins over .500 regional scenes fighters fighting up a weight class.
that and recent history, a fighter can have 5 losses but they should have won their last 5 consecutively and have decisive wins
Just popped in to tell the american that has 199 tickets that I'm sorry that Weidman got hurt
>>67665867
it won't feel pretend when my left hook lands flush on your jaw and you go stiff
>>67661824
I replied to one of his posts some 4 threads ago. I made a mistake.
He is relentless.
We should just filter him into oblivion.
I want to listen to Gary Johnson talk but Joe Rogan is really crushing my spirit with his stupidity.
>This is the fourth time Weidman has been forced to pull out of a championship bout in the past 25 months as well as the fourth consecutive time a UFC card in Los Angeles lost a main event.
Ouch
Looks like its time to go back to no replies
Too many baiting retards and tripfags
>>67666058
Was he DOA? I know nothing about his carreer.
Agreed
>>67662215
It's a let's pretend Mayweather can't run from one average Irish puncher's left hand episode
Stupid asshole
>>67666161
>not to mention simultaneously destroying the body with kicks, which he will convert to body punches
I think that post might be avant garde comedy
Avant garde autism
Tripfags are the absolute worst, why I ever was one is beyond me
Hey /heem/, who was the first fighter you saw that really captivated you and led your initial interest in the sport? No judging.
Pic related for me, even though it was a losing effort against Chuck. I think it was the combination of watching have some success against the guy commentary was calling one of the best fighter's in the world and Overeem just looked like a skinny kid next to him.
probably Royce
Griffin-Bonnar
anyone watching PBC on fox sports? i know it's >boxing
someone just got legit heemed and he hasn't even moved for like 2 mins
>>67666400
When conor knocked out mendes
>>67661475
Nate is pretty cute guys
>Weidman out of UFC 199,
FUCK! I have tickets!
Weidman injured! Holy shit, put Jacare in his place.
Weidman was never my boy.
>>67667028
nick was pretty decent looking before the scar tissue made him look like a caveman
>>67667057
a big fan left a message for you
>>67665994
>>67663262
Your flag doomed this post but I actually agree with you. Conor could beat Nate to a decision I think. Conor seriously looked completely empty in the second, I think that's why he was so hopeless in all areas. Looked slow, weak, just like shit generally.
This is one case I think Conor would actually do better against a bigger guy if he was smaller. He doesn't have the cardio to support his bigger size yet.
>>67667131
Thanks for pointing that out, ausbro
>>67665994
Yeah it fucking sucks. He was supposed to fight here at 184 and bitched out of that fight too. I had tickets to that card too but California has a law that if the main event changes, you can get a refund. Not sure if I'm gonna do that this time.
>>67667068
Kek.
Look at Diaz clip mcgregor as he ducks at .25 seconds into this webm.
Ninja shit indeed.
According to sources, the UFC is currently moving towards booking Woodley vs. Robbie Lawler for the 170-pound title at UFC 201 in Atlanta. MMA Fighting first reported that the fight was in the works two weeks ago, and now it has moved into the finalizing stages. It's not official just yet, but If all goes to plan, the fight could be announced as soon as this week.
Update: The UFC has announced Lawler vs. Woodley for the UFC 201 main event.
>>67667068
Lol conors shrug gets me everytime for some reason
>>67666400
Anthony Pettis
>Leave Luke Rockhold to me
>>67667795
is the love of Jesus a PED?
>>67666400
Karo Parisyan and him landing judo throws back in the day
>>67667795
Probably has the best ankle pick in MMA an arguably international wrestling .
>>67667141
I dont think conor has a tank. hes only gone the distance once with max and that wasnt a crazy fight. the way he looked with mendez in the second, he was just as tired as money and then again with nate. i think thats why he tries to not only finish people fast but then play the mind game like its gonna be over fast too.
>>67666400
the entire "Top 100 UFC Fights" dvd. i was watching my brothers house one night with my wife and we threw it on and i was like "wwwhhhaaa???" and i knew about the UFC, i had the damn game on dreamcast but i didnt really know how to follow it or get a hold of events. since 2010 ive been addicted.
>>67667992
>>67668064
Would you happen to have a webm of the finish from this fight perchance?
Weidman needs to adopt some meme worthy S&C training if he ever wants to come back now.
>>67667106
hahah and this fools gonna 'box' mayweather. hes a gonna be a fucken banana peel if he does. he should just go into the wwe. at least there some people will think his skills are real and if he loses itll be a great spectacle and hell come back and none of it will be real. he gets fucked up in real life.
>>67668127
Bruh
>>67668181
McGregor would heem Romero.
>>67667613
Normally I'm hyped as fuck for a Lawler fight but...
Well hopefully there's a good co-main.
>>67667106
He was being too aggressive. At 1:18 he should have circled away with his hands up instead of standing there with his hands down. He could survived the round easily if he just went on the defensive for a bit. Even the combo he threw at 1:21 was unnecessary and he should have been focused on disengaging and recovering after he kind of backed nate up with the combo at 1:26.
>>67668284
>>67666400
Liddell
When UFC or some other events were shown at 4am on channel 4 ot 5 in the UK, years back. I remember flicking to it one night, and just enjoy watching people beat the shit out of each other.
>>67666400
Back in the day around 2004 or 2005 i use to watch PRIDE late at night with my brother and cousins, i use to think it was so brutal watching Wanderlei head stomp people, along with Shogun.
>>67668440
looks like bisbing is replacing weidman
can he beat luke?
>>67668549
probably not. would be great if he did tho
>>67668549
I dont think so, but I'll be cheering for him regardless.
>>67668549
No chance. They fought only a couple of fights ago. I hope it's Souza.
>>67668284
wasnt jordan burroughs supposed to be coming to mma at some point?
>>67668622
>Souza getting BTFO again
Sit the fuck down with your Brazilian roided up monkeys already.
>>67668628
There's always talk of him getting into MMA, same with a bunch of other Olympians from judo too, but right now all of them are gonna be tied up from this year alone cause of the olympics. Nothing is really final or set it stone, he's gonna be 28 when the Olympics roll in, and if he did get into MMA he be in his early 30s, if they fast track him like Cejudo and Ronda we still wouldnt see him in major fights till like he was 32ish
i hope almeida ktfo hipstershitbrandt
>>67668264
the fights i expect the least from always end up being humdingers.
do you like banh mi?
>>67662215
goobs took a serious hook at :21. don't know how much of it was down to manlet mendes having no power, goobs was clearly shook by it a little though, he shook his head then tried to use offense to buy him time to get back to his senses and it worked
>>67668697
love me some pho and bahn xeo
>>67668549
it'll go down roughly the same as last time
>>67668740
bahn xeo is good. i also like bo luc lac or at least ordering it because it's fun to say
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
goobs was at my boxing gym today lads
he just kind of dropped in and did a bunch of stuff on the pads with my trainer and on the bag
i think he really wants to box, or at least wants to give off the impression that he does
is spain a first world country, heem? completely irrelevant as far as I know
>>67668792
without meme kicks he is just a shit tier boxer
>>67668697
>>67668740
Yeah I like banh mi. I like com tam for breakfasts more though.
Have you eaten bun bo hue? It's kinda like pho but the soup is better.
>>67668857
>bun bo hue
its the red spicy soup right? thats good stuff
Weekly Paige shilling post.
She was pretty lewd this week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkyrfNn3ZCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rj5m2nZ-DY
>>67668783
>Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Let's be realistic here...
>>67668549
give it to whittaker. totally out of left field.
*crocs smugly*
>>67668905
she's realized she isn't good enough to last in mma
>>67668905
fucking white people and their cultural appropriation
>>67668891
thats the one
if you're ever in vn try to find bot chien, bun thit nuong (with meat rolls and bbq) or hu tieu bo kho. not exactly god-tier vnmese foods but they're kinda local specialities
was gomie impressed /heem/?
>>67669041
has vietnam surpassed brazils hdi yet?
>>67668988
*gets HEEM'd easily*
>>67669041
Do you root for Vietnamese fighters anon?
Cung Le was too old when he transitioned to MMA, Nam Phan wasn't good enough to win in the big leagues.
Ben Nguyen is a good prospect. I think he'll be a top contender after a year or two more experience.
>>67668822
I legitimately lost my shit at UK and Canada
>>67669123
whoa I fucked up my filename
THE CHRIS WAS NEVER MY BOY
>>67669156
how dare u
DELET THIS
>>67669093
Ben "Le Reddit" Nguyen
>>67669056
they were both blazed as fuggg going into that fight
>>67668959
>>67668622
both of these are better than bisbong
or better yet give it to anderson and we'll start a whole new reign in 2016 LETS GO
>>67669093
Nah I don't root for any since there's so few of them to choose from but I like asian fighters in general. Nam Phan has been in some barnburners tho. Ben is good, hope he gets to face MM some time in the future
>>67669065
last time i checked there was a protest about dead fishes here so guess not
>>67669205
ben would look like an absolute can in front of the mighty god
>>67667841
it's performance enhancing but not a drug
REPENT
>>67669226
good, I can abuse you and call you a subhuman poorshit monkey then
I can be the big man for a few posts
>come home after long day
>get in bed
>hop onto MMA Fighting before I knock out
>"Weidman out"
I can't even get mad or upset anymore kek. Who should get the fight.
1.Barncat
2.Bisping
3.Jokeare
>>67669266
settle down monkey
>>67669273
b-but
>tfw you like both rockhold and weidman
>>67669289
You can't have two boys!!1
>>67669227
i mean MM probably will hold the title until he retires but some fresh contenders are always good
better than joe b and bobblehead rematches anyway
when did they start letting sub 700 hdi shitholes of countries post on 4chan btw?
makes me sick
>>67669303
yeah you can
![1412109814880_wps_100_BOSTON_AP_A_cousin_of_for[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xGVowhJ.jpg "1412109814880 wps 100 BOSTON AP A cousin of for[1]")
>>67669282
it's ok you're a BRIC
pffft
>implying he wouldn't dominate the shitfest that is the UFC HW division
>>67669349
they've both gotten uglier desu.
>>67669368
its crazy that what should be the most entertaining division is ultimately one of the more lackluster.
>>67668905
really dislike this african bushnigger threesome crap and shes probably gonna get attacked by SJW for appropriating indigenous "culture" too
are we SURE shes not really a natural blonde? because shes exactly as stupid as I would expect a california blonde girl to be.
>>67669444
alligator checked
>>67669338
I reckon MM is gonna break Anderson's record and then go for big money BW fights. Maybe he'll even try the dual title thing.
>>67669470
he is such a small 135er though. he woke up a few days ago at 138 or something he said on ariel jewwani, never been above 145. he would take some damage in bw he doesn't in fw
>>67668905
That jungle dance really seems like it would trigger SJWs, Paige be careful
>>67669394
while boxings hw division is striving
>>67669518
not the dreaded SJW
>>67669498
I don't think the power difference is that much between FW and BW though.
MM survived being rocked by Dodson and Dodson KTFO of Snek in the Grass Dillashaw.
>>67669518
It's a show mainly watched by conservative middle-aged white women though, so she should be fine. They got Luke Rockhold and Rose to talk in Paige's pre-dance video package. Rose was surprisingly supportive and either Dana forced Luke to go or Luke is rocking PVZ's hold.
>BJ Penn trains with Marv Marinovich
>"wow so based, Motivated Penn is the GOAT, this isn't meme training at all, I too am going to have someone throw tennis balls at me while I stand on a bowling ball"
>Conor McGregor trains with Ido Portal
>"meme training to the max, this guy is such a conman, Conor isn't successful at all, he wishes he was as good as BJ Penn"
You're all hypocritical motherfuckers.
>Weidman pulling out
>Having a championship fight on 2 weeks notice
This stupid, this is why the ufc should pay fighters to camp for fights they would be the replacement of.
Nobody with an actual shot will waste his title shot on a short camp and then you see a guy who is not up for the contender spot gassing in the 2nd round of a 5 round fight.
I seriously hope that the ufc learns from people pulling out of fights finally, this just weakens the belt claim since you're giving the champ a gimme and we're just getting fed bullshit about how “x fought and beat contender y“ when everyone knows they didn't have a camp.
>>67669556
>Marv Marinovich
Literally whom?
>>67669579
drove his kid insane training him for football, wound up training Penn and supposedly it brought out his best performances.
>>67669576
Your right. In fact, you could argue someone who just got finished with a relatively simple fight (such as Jacare) have a slight advantage, because they had their entire camp before the previous fights and a few more weeks for a new camp before the next one. As long as they are coming off a fight near 100% health, it seems like they have a bit of an advantage, and of course, nothing to lose as you pointed out.
schaub
sotiropoulos
oh boy, this fight sure was a spicy bangfest!
>>67669608
his kid was a pussy who got into drugs in college and that ruined his life, that and being the big football star that everyone thought was cool and wanted to party with
it wasnt his dad's fault by any means
>>67668905
Id thats dancing then I can dance.
>>67669686
>was hyped up as a world beater
>winds up almost getting heemed by of all people Brad Pickett
Dom heems him in the second.
>>67668905
is paige done with fighting?
>>67669710
>Dom
>Heem
>>67666400
Ken Shamrock. Him slapping that ankle lock on Patrick Smith at UFC 1 blew my mind right out of my young and supple 12 year old boy ass all those years ago.
>>67669686
>>67669698
sorry friend I thought I said "if I recall correctly" my bad.
>>67669734
shes gonna box Mayweather for big $$$. SJW won't know who to root for because ones a minority and the other is in posession of a vagina, and the controversy will just hype it further.
>>67669768
that's a pretty big conundrum. The only thing more confusing for them would be a racist Native American
Champions that lose their first title defense.
Were they ever really champions?
>>67669556
marv is more analogous to nick curson desu
>>67669810
Yes
>>67669810
Holly Holms will alway be my Champion
She heemed that cow Housey
>>67662215
Did he throw a single shot to the body with his hands there?
>>67669789
>Nu Metal
Are you that Canadian stoner? All that use must've fried your brain. He's a punk rocker. Listen hardcore bands like The Misfits,Brokencyde,Bad brains, and others. He would never listen to that Limp Biscuit trash.
>>67669810
they beat the person considered to be the best in their respective division, so yes.
You can only try to take away something from someone who won a world championship by comparing their legacy to other people that won a world championship.
>>67662215
I'm honestly kind of angry at myself that I thought it would take four rounds for Nate to leglock that Irish fuck.
>>67669762
oh adan you know i cant stay mad at you
;)
btw you, and everyone else here, should watch the marinovich project its great
sure the dad was psycho, but he gave his son every chance to succeed and never gave up on the poor bastard
watching his dad stick by his side through days of heroin withdrawal is so heartbreaking, yet heartwarming
>tfw no one will ever love you that much
>>67669855
no I dont smoke pot.
[arm gatoring intensifies]
>>67662215
Floyd isn't going to stand in front of him, you're a stupid fanboy. It's not even with explaining the mysticism that is Floyd's boxing acumen to you.
>>67669534
Usually men that tall are great athletes and are very uncommon, the hw division of UFC is filled with old or second tier athletes like Miotic who did not make it pro in baseball but is the current UFC champ
>>67669907
>implying you could goof
most people, like (you), don't know shit about boxing
How do I achieve Fofao mode?
![Photo_20100608_YMCA_18_0011_HR[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0V96b45.png "Photo 20100608 YMCA 18 0011 HR[1]")
>>67669901
>>67669940
i would like to know this as well
>>67662215
>not to mention simultaneously destroying the body with kicks, which he will convert to body punches for the mayweather fight
![e4d28d3a20dbb9bedc046f3c31592941[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uNq004g.jpg "e4d28d3a20dbb9bedc046f3c31592941[1]")
>>67669899
Great work,keep it up
>reminder if you're drug or alcohol free you support CM Punk indirectly
>need a full time job that pays over minimum wage
>no college
what should i do
>>67669934
i wonder how russell westbrook would do in mma
he gets body slammed and falls hard and gets up like its nothing
>>67669990
Kill yourself desu senpai
>>67669990
trades? everyone need power, water. other services.
city workers tend to be paid alright
or you could go to swine-U, it's a quick way to get a decent job that usually pays good. plus it's super secure because we always need cops
>>67669990
start a youtube channel where you discuss heems
>>67669990
learn a trade
or drive a car/truck. all you need to drive for Uber is a newer than 2001 car, smartphone, and ability to use the app. use your "experience" driving for uber to land other driving jobs, such as food from Grubhub or packages from Amazon.
college isn't as great as it is advertised. many people get out with no new skills whatsoever, but 10s of thousands of dollars in debt. and maybe a few fake rape charges too...
i've been watching all aussie adventures.
aussie humor > british humor
le weed lmao man
>>67670083
yeah nigga we out here
>It's a challenger is out of a title fight episode
I'm starting to see a pattern here
Did you guys see the Tyson Fury "rant" that got him in trouble? Seems pretty mild to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG0LphY01Iw&feature=youtu.be
>>67670294
what a revoltin' development
>>67670333
Her skin reminds me of cracked leather
>>67670083
I hated the show as a kid because I was too stupid to understand that it was a parody. They don't make it too obvious.
Then again I also watched competitive lawn bowls as a kid.
post your walkout song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7G_fZYv8Mg
How many rounds should I be able to spar in the gym in order to reliably do 5 rounds without gassing
>>67670385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auKKmY08AwY
>>67670385
prolly sans the intro but
https://youtu.be/V8BOBEZL9sk
>>67670361
>Then again I also watched competitive lawn bowls as a kid.
Hey me too. It's a good sport. We should got for a couple games of barefoot bowls and beers
Official List of """Divisions"""
>Heavyweight
>Middleweight
>Women's Bantamweight
>>67669990
UPS pays like $60,000 as long as you have a spotless driving record.
>Leave 49-1 to me
>>67670393
your coach is going to start you with probably 1 round, then 3 round then at least 5.
besides sparring you're gonna have to work on your cardio and do stuff like shark bait (gaulet challenge, pretty much sparring every one of your partners, in 1 min intervals, they get breaks, you dont, so you don't stop till you sparred everyone, so modifications to the lesson or drill would be you keep sparring till you knock them down, submit them or pin them)
>>67670429
I agree with this 100%
>mfw looking at MW depth earlier
The Welterweight divison is the deepest, would you agree?
https://youtu.be/LnKzV2RlcsE?t=65
>tripfags
seriously, /heem/?
>>67670470
Lightweight.
>>67670385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1n1UpHnfkU
>>67670490
/heem/'s reaction to that webm was so hilarious live
>>67662215
conor gassed in the 2nd round again is what I am seeing...
>>67670476
i honestly dont see what the big deal is, why does it trigger your autism so?
all the other generals are filled with tripfags and you dont see them bitching and whining like little kids.
just like at /nfl/ nearly every poster there is a trip
get over it
Somebody dump their webm folder
>>67670560
If you want to be special, get a rareflag like everyone else.
>>67670470
yes
nick looking bigg lads
>>67670599
Looking like Frank Mir in that Instagram gym pic lighting
>>67670582
I have a "combat sports" folder with 294 files in it, most of which are webms somehow related to MMA
Pick a number from 1 to 105 and I'll post a corresponding heem
>>67670599
Damn Nick
Looks like that time off really helped
Daily reminder to eat 3 gis MINIMUM
>>67670613
I was req'ing more memes than heems. Still, I want 13, 42, and 77 stat.
>>67670560
fuck off faggot. we hadn't had a real trip in months until you came along. nobody cares about you, you're a homo for caring about the fact that people recognize you everytime you post. other boards are objectively shit and dead compared to /heem/. take the trip off bud.
>>67670599
its really too bad his try hard, hard ass homie got heem'd
and i'm not sure if nick is as big as you guys think he is or if he's just out of shape, he's usually WAY more lean than that
>>67670336
pale skin with freckles is nature's way of saying you shouldn't become a sun worshiper
apparently holm did not get the memo
>>67670599
me on the right
>>67670629
dont tell me what to do bud
reminder that i'm the only one on /heem/ who correctly predicted that lil nog would heem cummins
so i think i know a little bit more about fighting than you
>>67670672
do you have a webm of maia choking out brown
>>67670610
is he bulking up for mw or what? bisbong was asking to fight him
>>67670621
he looks like he's been eating nate's gis too desu
>>67670662
kek
Post some likable fighters
>>67670657
Gunnar looks brutal here, shaved head works for him
>>67668181
Lyoto "The Brazilian Punching Bag" Machida
>>67670696
That fight fucking sucked and they both should be ashamed of themselves. Mostly Werdum though.
>>67670738
The fight was just fine you retard, why the hell should Stipe be ashamed?
>>67662431
I put him in the "other" box. I don't even think he's P4P but he deserved to be on the list at least.
Sakuraba is the natty GOAT
>welterweight who fights and beats heavyweights
>exciting, crowd-friendly style
>a true role model both inside and outside of the ring
>Bright orange shorts so you know he gives no fucks
Prove me wrong lads
>>67670813
i love jeremy stephens
>>67662438
If Conor had a useful lead hand he could have hooked Mendes with it the moment he looked to move in that direction. Same for Brandao.
i hope barao catches a hot one desu, i like the guy dont get me wrong
its just more fun to watch stephens heems
>>67670851
threw that uppercut from another postal code
>>67666400
Watched odd seasons of TUF for a long time, but it was Jones-Shogun that got me into MMA proper. What a fight.
reminder of how the times have changed
:'(
>>67668678
I hope we get a bunch more judo babes in soon. I want to see her and Ronda throw themselves around the cage.
>>67668792
Where you based?
>>67667841
Real talk, research shows that believing that some unknowable higher power wants you to succeed is a huge confidence builder and placebo for athletes. It legitimately is performance enhancing.
>>67670975
I KNEW Romero was on PEDs!
>>67670975
then how do we get it out of our sport?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_yuZ8Qqhw
>>67670942
based nick
Does Jacare's BBJ wins mean Yoel is extremely good?
He invited Yoel into his guard and got his face smashed in, he even got on top on a feverish gassed romero, but did nothing noteworthy
>>67671008
>tfw you will never can heem every here every where
feels bad man
>>67671032
>ywnchehew
>>67671008
VM/CF (Vegan Male, Carnist Female) is my favourite fetish.
>>67670864
It's a fucking shoryuken is what it is
>>67670912
That's strange, I have it on good authority that leg kicks don't finish fights.
>>67670912
wish guys would stop doing those meme flips and stuff every time after a fight, makes me nervous
>>67671119
nah it's fine
Feels great knowing I could heem every here
>There are ""people"" ITT right now that never got heemed in a street fight
>>67671176
I get heemed every day bro
>there are """""people""""" itt that unironically live in argentina
>Matt Brown unironically has a 20-14 record and is 3-1 in his last 4 fights
Why is this meme still allowed to compete?
>>67671267
if ur the guy who posts that fuckin pic every time with infinite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i love u idek why but i laugh every fuckin time its so dumb l0l boutta heem myself, cuz im a lion and im a gazelle? yea ok l0l
>>67667953
Was it rape?
>>67671353
purely consensual
>>67671328
BJ Penn is 16-10 and a """legend""" I don't get it either dude.
>hehe im tripping for no reason hehe guise i dont want attention im just tripping for no reason
>>67671061
MEME IT!
Are Luke and Chris secretly in love?
guys when are we going to get Bigg again?
>>67671521
I'm Bigg right now ;)
>>67671527
Happy morning /HEEM/. It's 6 AM have you worked out/trained yet?
Glover teixeira is a seriously underrated fighter.
who /glover/ here
>McDojos
>>67667224
I have tickets too bro. Feels kinda bad. I hope they keep Rockhold on the card defending against either Bisping or Jacare. The rest of the card looks good, but it'd be nice to have two titles on the line.
>>67671549
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
>>67671566
5'4 of death
Chris is the fucking worst
I fell in love with this country since my first visit. Country with huge history, great people and tasty food. Want say thanks to @khaled_hamad_alkhalifa for all you doing for me and whole @khkmma Will see you soon #Bahrain #khkmmateam
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFikj3SP95l/?taken-by=khabib_nurmagomedov
What old man matches are likely to happen soon? Shogun vs. Rashad seems like it should have happened years ago.
so how shit is the next mcgregor card gonna be?
you just know they're gonna make it shit to try to lower his ppv numbers now
>>67671596
Fight Pass Exclusive: McGregor-Duffy II.
what are you goofs doing up at this hour? training MMA?
>>67671596
The UFC still wants money, and the people that buy McGregor PPV's could literally not give a single fuck about any other fight on the card
>>67671613
eating jungle curry
>>67671613
freezing my fucking ass off and listening to the JRE
>>67671613
Gonna go to the shops. You want something?
>>67671641
Kindle Egg please
>>67671641
Buy me some kangaroo meat
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
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>>67671613
I got thai classes in around 5 hours and am having a laff at Bisbong trying to dodge Rockhold and Rockhold being all like whatever I'll fuck you up again if you want me to
>>67671646
i hope the mods ban linking to that data mining cancer government owned website
>>67671657
Is Luke the definition of an alpha male? Good looking, smart and badass. What more can you ask for?
>>67671645
It's really not that good, amazing jerky tho
Please make the new thread about UFC fighter Paige Vanzant (Sletten) thank you.
>>67661409
>not to mention that rockhold is a better grappler than jacare anyway
>>67671672
6'4
270 pounds
-Luke Thomas
BJJ expert and MMA analyst
BTFO
>>67671644
???
>>67671645
Carniloser depart
>>67671683
Fuck you stuttgart I'll fuck you up for real one of these days
>mfw based Bisboy will be the next UFC middleweight champion
>>67661618
Honestly, Weidman beats him 6/10, AT LEAST.
>>67671697
ANDERSON THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER
stupid donkey
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/ufc-182-jones-retains-the-crown-but-the-future-creeps-close
>BUT BUT BUT JONES DESTROYED DC
>MLB is /heem/ edition
which one of you watches basesnore?
Who should Yoel fight when suspension is up?
>>67671730
father time and his steroid addiction and his compulsive lying and cheating and retarded belief in fictional characters
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>>67671686
He's a narcissistic hypocrite
>>67671736
>he's human
>>67671729
Just (you)
>>67671729
I like cricket
>>67671733
He believes in Erik Koch's return to form too!?
>>67671748
Didn't say he's unique in that respect. We all have those traits
>>67671748
I like watching him go after MMA casuals who say dumb shit when he does the exact same with soccer
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>>67671749
>soccer
it almost makes basebore watchable
>>67671772
What sports do you watch?
do any of you live somewhere it's always dark as fuck out? i can't stand the sun beaming at 6:30 AM
>>67671759
kek
>>67671782
Try burying your face into an ass
i really hope the next time some little autistic faggot shoots up a school it's on a soccer field
>>67671759
ha
Where is the new MMA thread?
>>67671789
i would use your mother's if it didn't smell so strongly of bratwurst
>>67671792
Why hope anyone shoots something up at all?
>>67671772
Americans are subhumans. How do you not like football? (not handegg)
There's a reason why the vast majority of the world disagrees with you, fat fucks. But by all means, continue watching niggers with ketoacidosis hug each other We'll watch sports dominated by whites.
>>67671801
Surely my mom isn't your only option is it?
>>67671733
>retarded belief in fictional characters
There's a reason why the internet mocks you, fedoras.
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>>67671813
Fuck you stuttgart stop dodging me and fight me already
>>67671804
both are horrible to watch
>>67671822
>muh mma
new thread?
>>67671850
Be the change you want to see after shopping
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>>67671856
hot new thread lads
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>>67661896
>he actually thinks Cody will beat Almedia
wew lad
>>67671818
Frankfurt, bro.
>>67661475
all you haters are just begruders
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