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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/18: TUF Season 23 EP 6 (?)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
news: brazil got btfo hard this time
conair want fight mayweeder
Currently streaming WEC 48
Join for ufc/wec/strikeforce/pride streams
User playlist for when we're not streaming, so basically 24/7 media
All previous technical hiccups have been fixed
JUST
Hell of a deal
>>67630716
lmao who made this webm
Paige's real last name is Sletten
Her brother lured a boy through the internet and raped him multiple times
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
>>67630758
late pass bro
>>67629668
Stipe managing to move backwards at an angle like that and stay off the cage/out of the clinch is actually really impressive for a big guy. Compare
>>67630758
>>67630760
thats his halfbrother you goof why do you think that he looks white yet she looks like a chimp
TFATK w/ cowboy. Actually pretty good interview. Cowboy has gone full shill mode for reebok. I think they kidnapped his grandma.
https://youtu.be/iljUIfUNBf8
>>67630726
I hate her so fucking much.
wutup bludz
wen is glory
>>67630805
>cute teeth
>>67630811
ne, he realized he'll never have the belt, so he's trying to make as much money as he can.
What a bunch of goofs
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/732215441658130436/video/1
Webm please
>>67630827
I don't hate her, but those pathetic "men" annoy the fuck out of me.
>>67630891
Thanks homie
>>67630745
wasn't she single
>>67630861
they're fine i guess, but that hair, what is she thinking kek
>>67630868
good point
>>67630713
Strikeforce: Cyborg vs Diaz in here
Full event
>>67630929
thought she donated it for cancer, could also go full Britney mode too.
America has 3 belts left to go: 115, 145, and 155.
145 is the easiest with Frankie.
115 is the toughest, with Rose being our best shot and she is a few years away at best.
155 is also really so tough with all those foreigners at the top. Will Brooks has the best shot if Eddie can't get it done.
What was the fight where Diaz made that girl cry in the crowd by shouting "FUCK YOU BITCH" through the cage at her?
Was it Cyborg he made cry?
>>67630957
>145 is the easiest with Frankie
>>67630957
https://mobile.twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/732033360776683520
>>67630929
she's growing it back
>you now remember phil and susan
>>67630953
idk if she donated it but she shaved it because paige didn't. her posts about getting her smile back and shit make her look depressed
>>67630957
>155
that's ours senpai, don't even think about it
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/4b0ehi/bellator-131-michael-chandler-vs-will-brooks
>>67631005
she literally has to bring that dog everywhere with her or she'll commit suicide
Ill be out of the military in 6 years, ill be 24.
With me starting training around 22 what chance do i have at fighting in the ufc? Lellator?
>>67631017
dogs are really good anti-depressant, famalam.
>>67631042
thank you for your service
>>67631042
0 chance unless you have a non-meme martial arts base
>>67631048
Give me some puppers bro
>>67631054
Greco, folkstyle and SS
>>67631042
Start training now you moron.
>>67631053
>that pencil figure
>>67631078
My base will be in arizona in the middle of the desert. Best case senario i return with diaz level cardio
>>67631005
>155
>that's ours
>ours
>le funny rare flag proxy for Oman
You forgot your proxy m8.
>>67631072
Then you know better than these goofs that post here that if you seriously commit and put in the same amount of work that you did in your wrestling career, then you'll get comparable results.
>>67631008
Will Brooks has horse legs
>failed Math exam
>have to retake in July
>already dont remember anything of the first half of the course
Please choke me out in my sleep and don't let go even if i tap
>>67631112
>not being careful
>in new Pakistan
don't get heemed, britbro
>>67631104
You'll get plenty of exercise helping extremists cross the border and fighting militiamen to the death.
>>67631133
it's alright man, you're still cool
>>67631128
>failing anything
Youre never retiring
>>67631128
that polifeel
>>67631128
that sucks lad, had an exam today. our teacher is leaving at the end of the year and doesn't give a fuck so he told us the questions in advance. got my last one on wednesday and its also from the first half of the course and i remember fuck all.
>>67631128
>gives result
>everyone got less cgpa from last semester
>mine didn't increase or decrease
>no motivation to study hard
>>67631112
>salty
it's alright friend, bisbong will be champ soon too
Friendly reminder that Khabib will be exposed this year.
>>67631128
mine are next week and i have to retake every exam from 1st half
feels good wanting to become a STEM god
Is the UFC going to let Floyd ''''fight'''' Conor?
>>67631159
>>67631164
>literally working toward a wagecuckery certificate
Does Werdum deserve a rematch?
>>67631145
>believing any person under the age of 30 is retiring
you're never surviving hyperinflation
>>67631235
he does but I'd rather see overeem vs stipe next.
>>67631235
He should fight rothwell or rematch hunt next.
>>67631053
sorry but this is a rarer cuck thomas
>>67631275
him vs rothwell would be great actually.
>>67631241
>tfw already retired
>>67631285
good lucking guy, smart and tough as fuck. what else do you want?
This is a monkey.
Cyborg looked sloppy desu, I would herm her without too much trouble I think.
And yes I am a girl.
>>67631351
Height, weight, reach?
>>67631325
Look at those 26 inch pythons lad
>Jon
>And yes I am a girl.
No, you're not
Anybody have a png of Ronda's KO face?
>Jon
>>67631411
I meant a cutout, but good enough. Ty
>hey jon! tryna get that dick sucked buddy?
>Jon
>>67631361
5'11"
175lbs
58" reach
When will this guy get a title shot?
>>67631467
When Cruz gets injured again and Almeida fights Faber for the Interim belt.
>>67631462
You're not a girl, Artem.
JDS
Glover
Jacare
Maia
RDA
Aldo
Almeida
Formiga
Cyborg
Nunes
Gadelha
BRASIL WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
>>67631462
>58" reach
artem-tier
>>67631462
I'm not sure I would be able to take her. She punches like a man, one two shots and you are down.
>>67631491
Faber is such a nice guy, I don't like Dominick tho, I hope Almeida or Cody fuck him up.
>>67631462
You're fat
>>67631547
My hopes are on Maia and Almeida tbqh. HW is a shitfest, very big men fighting is a lottery.
>>67631595
what about QT Gadelha?
>>67631462
damn, I'm 5'4'' and my reach is 66''
>Jon
>>67630713
Main event starting now, get in here
>>67631608
im 6'2'' and my reach is 81''
>>67631636
become the middleweight jon jones
>>67631636
why are you posting on heem, neil?
>>67631595
I think MMA should just change 205 and above to heavyweight, and create 195 or some shit.
>>67631580
Everybody noticed, but no one commented, be nice to her, she is after all, one of us.
>>67631608
I'm 181cm and my reach is 188, that would be
5.11 and 6.2 in freedom units. I think I'm normal tbqh.
>>67631604
My opinion on women fights is the same, it's a lottery.
>>67631722
185 limit raised to 190
205 abolished
HW limit abolished
125 abolished; 125ers forced to pair up and fight at 2v1 against HWs
>>67631608
you are destined for mm senpai. train now
Post heemspeak address
>>67631761
I'm just worried for her health
>mfw thinking about her hurting
>>67631761
>in freedom units
BASED
Let's talk about carbs, man
https://youtu.be/T85jf0ddtuo
>>67631761
>be nice to her
>>67631812
fuck dude now I'm thinking about her hurting :'((((((((
>>67631832
dont have the time to watch it right now but what does he say about high carb
why did she look like this
>>67631832
Thanks, might watch this tomorrow. It better be good, or... or....
>>67631901
Because it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.
>>67631901
>Shane Carwin
>>67631812
You are actually right mate. pic related.
>>67631827
kek
>>67631835
I'm a nice guy :^)
>>67631608
Based Manlet Bangbro
>>67631835
Why did he ever fucking post this? Who would ever think it's a good idea to post your actual face on /sp/?
>>67631986
>>67631761
this manlet is not me, im 6'2
>>67630971
Strikeforce, Nick Diaz vs. Evangelista Cyborg
Cyborg was the one crying, but according to this guy at the end of the page (http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Who-was-Diaz-swearing-at-post-fight:1765596-1), he wasn't swearing at her
Post hypothetical fights you would make right now
>John Lineker vs John Dodson
>Korean Zombie vs Mirsad Bektic
>Nate Diaz vs Eddie Alvarez
Fresh Dana and the goof troop
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-105-houston?
>>67632100
Nah mate, fuck that. To me he made Cyborg cry and that will always be part of the legend of Nick Diaz
>>67632065
>this manlet is not me
I will now thank God everyday for the blessing.
>>67632116
If Dana and the Fertitas sell the UFC, what will happen to Lookin fer a Fite?
>>67632129
you should
>>67632116
Let me borrow your fightpass account
>>67632114
Faber and Connor vs Jon Jones
>>67632139
Don't be so hard on yourself. I was just joking, you seem like a nice guy ;___;
>>67631184
>Gets punched around by Diaz
>Wants to fight a real boxer
Good luck, little guy.
>>67632119
Yeah that guy's just a lying goof or a smart goof who's trying to deflect the hate off Diaz because of everyone upset in that thread
https://youtu.be/4LZrvD2Khlk
MMA HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
>>67632219
drama between dillsnek and faber is literally the worst drama in the UFC.
>>67632114
>bader vs gus
winner gets dc jones loser
>latifi vs corey anderson
just wanna see anderson ragdolled desu
>nick vs maia
winner gets title shot
>hunto vs werdum
winner gets stipe reem loser
Helwani is live
https://youtu.be/6c73b_wUjBc
https://youtu.be/6c73b_wUjBc
>>67632254
gus will probably permaheem himself if he loses to bader too.
>>67632286
who?
>>67632305
Idk but he is having Schaub on his show today
>>67632299
he will retire if that happens, 100 percent
>>67632317
>Schaub
this nobody?
>>67632356
Are you familiar with Cro cop?
>>67632337
probably will start modeling
>>67632377
he's some pro-wrestler can from pride right?
>>67632377
Who?
>>67631835
>that lack of mouth
I want to be a dad like mighty mouse
>Ariel desperatly trying to make Mighty Mouse sound interesting
lel
>>67632652
Get someone pregnant then
>>67632652
Then become one
>>67632725
That reminds me of that woman who abducted a pregnant lady and stole her baby by cutting it out with her car key
>>67632693
MM is based las
>>67632792
his personality is based on doing chores
>>67632693
>I don't find Mighty Mouse awesome
>>67632809
household work and game streaming, he's literally living the dream.
You have15 seconds to justify Woodley getting a title shot.
>deleted
>>67632856
It has potential to be a spicy banger.
>>67632856
He has proven he can make 170 ;)
>>67632869
I actually had to explain for 5 minutes to someone yesterday as to why Conor would stand 0.0% chance of winning a boxing match against Floyd
>>67632856
4-1 in his last 5
>>67632856
Dana promised him, doesn't make sense but he promised conor tittle shot after penis siber too.
>>67630704
When will she get naked?
>Italy's only relevant fighter
>An Armenian who lives in an Austrian city
>>67632914
Probably next time she changes outfits for DWTS. She has her semi final performance tonight!
I'll probably actually watch the manlet TUF edition the coaches and contestants are all going to be competing for the same thing really. Interesting dynamic and they were supposedly getting top talent in it.
>God has his hands on me
Did he just tell us he got touched by a priest as a kid?
>>67632895
Maia 5 fight win streak
>Kimbo Slice
>CM Cuck
>Jose Canseco
>Herschel Walker
>Sage Northcutt
>people being rematches left and right
>daily reminder UFC is not a sport
patrick cummins fucking stinks
>>67632541
trumpesque
>>67633024
So does your moms cummins
>>67632390
Bane?
Will Mayweather vs Mcgregor actually happen?
Has your opinion shifted since you first heard the rumor?
waiting patiently for the endless shouting of motherfucker to start
>>67633072
>Mr.Ortiz.... I'm LAPD
>why would you marry pornstar before throwing her out of the house
>>67633085
If it happens I'll start telling everyone without shame that mighty mouse is the actual real face of the ufc.
I'm sick of being looked at weirdly because people think this is a freak show, Mighty Mouse needs to step up and be the face of the company.
>>67633085
if mcgregor is greedy or delusional enough
JRE in one hour with the Schaub and Callen
>>67633085
I won't happen. Floyd is trying to remain relevant.
>>67633085
the UFC will never let it happen in a boxing ring and floyd will never fight in the octagon
Very informative article about a media day in which Big John went through the ins and outs of Unified Rules judging here. Ignore the affectations of the author, the actual content is great.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/16/11682480/csac-media-day-judging-rules-drug-testing-bellator-154-mma-news
>>67633162
40 bings untill Schaub and Callen are on the mma hour. JRE is always at least 20 bings late.
>>67633085
It's certainly shifted from a "literally never" to who even knows anymore since Mayweather and his dad have seemed to mention it too.
Still don't think it will but who knows
>>67633162
I don't like the way they talk to Callen, I know they are friends and all but if that's how you act towards your friends I don't want a piece of you.
I'm not saying suck his dick but at least let him finish his sentences and then make fun of him.
>>67632390
hes a big guy
>>67633085
unlikely still
why Werdum
why?
;_;
>>67633206
4 u
>>67633196
i know, they are pricks to him most the time, i understand bantering with your m8s but they just go overboard desu
>>67633214
he was very tired from all the memeing, had to take a power nap
>>67633214
Live by the meme
Die by the meme
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
one bong
>>67633214
Seriously after all this 7-1 we are suffering, economy, football, politics, weather, zika and mma, I'm expecting a Thousand Year Reich tbqh.
>>67633147
still upset eh?
Is JDS the nicest person in the UFC? I'm listening to him on MMA Hour Live and the guy is a class act.
>>67633377
Maia?
>>67632390
>Dr. USADA, I'm UFC
>>67633377
He's almost always smiling outside of fighting stuff.
>>67633085
It won't happen, Sinead O'Conner is "missing suicidal" in Chicago. She won't be able to sing him out, so he won't move forward with the fight.
>>67633196
Agree. Joe is a bully towards him.
>>67633451
Not surprising, he's 5'8. He's overcompensating.
>>67632927
>lives in an Austrian city
where?
>>67633483
Why is Schaub such a cock then?
He assaulted a guy he lived with and then he fucked with the guys shit and went full let's fight dudebro on him too while the other guy was just like dude fat piece of shit stop eating the food I buy I'm not your provider dad
>>67633483
never thought of that familia
OH SHIIIIIT ROY NELSON WITH THE CALLOUT
Nelson calling Miocic out for his cowardly ways
JDS really hates Werdim lol, you should've seen his live commentary when the heem happened
anyone knows why?
>>67633085
It can't happen because:
a) Conor is under contract with the UFC and cannot compete in other full-contact combat sports
b) Conor would need to apply for a pro boxing license and he would not be granted one as his only boxing experience came under the age of 18
c) Floyd would also need to apply for one as he is currently retired
d) A commission would never sanction a 49-0 boxer with multiple world titles during his career fighting a 0-0 boxer with zero relevant titles
>>67633503
He was a manlet when he grew up, he mentioned that on JRE, he was weak and had a hard time dealing with it. Apparently he became grew up very late.
>>67633558
Werdum has been a douche almost his entire career he changed recently but maybe he is just doing that for the camera and in private he is still a douche.
Or Junior is just not enjoying his fighting style.
>>67633580
As did almost every guy because we get into puberty late, you don't see me throwing guys through doors because they write their name on food they own after I ate shit they bought.
>>67631639
kekkinho meu fils
>>67633558
Is there a link to JDS's commentary?
>Stipe is ducking ben rothwell
>>67633565
doesn't floyd literally pick his own judges and shit? when there's money there's a way desu
I need my Schaub fix now
Hurry the fuck up Rogan
>>67633586
I've heard Werdum likes to talk a lot of shit and his antics aren't all that appreciated by everyone
Maybe Rockhold was right all along
>>67633558
probably assblasted that werdum beat the guy who crushed him twice and then sloppily lost to a guy jds beat while jds is still fighting on fox and fightnight cards
>>67633632
He's on the MMAhour in 7 bings
>>67633666
cheers, satan
Does Helwani let his children cut his hair?
Dat hairline
>>67633598
>As did almost every guy
What you're saying make no sense, if some are weak, it means there are some who are stronger. You compare yourself to guys your age when you grow up.
>dat Roy Nelson ego
Where did it go wrong?
>>67633702
USADA
>>67633702
life isn't worth living w/o coke. jones is sober and dead inside
>>67633699
I meant that boys start puberty later than girls, I don't know I just don't see an excuse for actual assault when you're the guy to blame anyways.
>>67633702
Past it Vera
Old man Vlady
Bader
Past it Shogun
Old man Rampage
Old man Machida
Old man Rashad
Bloated MW old man Vitor
Bloated MW old man Chael
Lost to Gus
Texeira
DC
2 week notice OSP
>>67633638
shut up
Post a more impressive win streak
>>67633732
Boys still are stronger than girls even when they are smaller than them. Gender is not a meme.
>>67633784
I agree
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlOBeWNMKL
oh god
SCHAUB IS HERE
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
SCHAUB = GOD
GOD= SCHAUB
>>67633783
There really isn't a more impressive winstreak in context of the divisions right now
All of DJ's wins are the top competition in his division and he not only beats them, but consistently finishes them too
Impressive stuff tbqh
as an aside though; why are people so insistent that he has to move up in weight and fight Cruz? MM is a small flyweight even with a walk-around weight of 141, there's a reason he went down as soon as he could
based schaub
>>67633614
it was live commentary on brazilian tv
Stfu ariel I'd heem him for bringing this up
>>67633859
Ah, okay. Thanks anyway.
Roy Nelson is one dumb fuck
>"Brendan Schaub is one of the biggest stars in the sport"
-Brendan Schaub
Train?
>its a Schaub thinks he is an entertainer episode
>>67633888
AY MOTHERFUCKER
CAN'T FUCKIN BRING YOUR MARK ASS MARK FRIENDS ON BOARD, HOMIE
>>67633850
Probably because people want a superfight also you always have people throwing fights at the champ to see if he really can beat them and with MM people go look we gotta see who can beat him and they look at Cruz and they think he can beat MM seeing as Cruz still has the win on him.
>>67633853
Get your shit together
>>67633783
which two flyweights do you fuse to beat the mighty mouse?
>>67633850
>frankie_edgar.jpeg
When will you dickheads learn that there's no unbeatable mma fighter and it's all about styles nullifying each other?
>he stills doubts Schaub as a businessman
>>67630953
it was a bet between her and paige to both do it for their fight iirc.
but paige pussied out
>he hasn't bought FATK 3D
>>67633929
I agree my man
However I do believe there are some styles that are harder to nullify than others and some people just have a genetic advantage
A combination of genetics and talent can make you next-to-unbeatable until somebody comes along with an equal genetic edge or a specifically tailored skillset
HEIL SCHAUB
JOOOOOEEEE
Joe is hi as fuck
O N N I T
N
N
I
T
>Schaub comparing himself to Andy Dufresne
>>67633915
>conor McGregor on airplane with Bane jacket. png
YA DOINT GET TO BRING YEH FRIENS
>>67633558
JDS also hates Overeem. He just hates fighters that are better than him.
Joe went 5 minutes overtime in the float tank today
>>67633922
dodson and benavidez. and I'd still won't be sure.
>>67634040
he doesn't hate Schaub though
>Joe, Callen and Schaub just going off the rails on Helwani's show
>>67634064
You have to be a real evil, miserable soul like Ronda to hate Schaub
bye joe
>It's a Joe is high as fuck and derailing Ariel's show episode
Goodbye Joe
Hello Robin Black
Joe and Schaub and Callen on Helwani's show is too meta for me
>joe
jesus christ lmao
Does anyone know the actual reason Ariel was fired
>Rogan might actually be leaving
no ;_;
It's a Joe hijacks a podcast episode
>the JRE preview show
what are you guys watching
>>67634158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
MMA Hour Live with Ariel Helwani
JRE: Embedded
>>67634158
MMA hour
>>67634158
The Helwani and Friends Power Hour sponsored by Onnit
>>67634130
Joe has to be a closet-fag
I don't know if Joe doing gorilla roars and beating his chest was as a response to Callen or just because he wanted to
>>67634189
That was the alpha brain kicking in.
They should have Rogan, Schaub, Callan and Edgy Brah do looking for a fight
ROGAN PODCAST LINK NOW
>2016
>a gatekeeper is the HW champ
kek
GET READY TO MIGRATE
FOLLOW THAT SCHAUB
JRE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67634211
JOEROGAN.live
>>67634186
kek
New York Rick is pissed because Joe called out his shitty camera setup
>going straight to work from vacation
What an idiot. You gotta have a day in between to relax.
>>67634262
>not relaxing during the vacation
>>67634247
lel, he had a point though
Maybe they sort this shit out now though, this dude just seems pretty ticked off
>>67634272
Yeah you obviously don't take many trips otherwise you'd understand what I said.
Is Rogan out of the UFC?
>>67634272
he has point senpai, travelling is exhausting
>>67634310
I wish, he's better doing fight companions than commentating.
In my gym when we warm up we all run in a big circle whilst the instructor shouts out directions. Stuff like touching the floor with one hand or side stepping. Other times he might tell us to punch forward whilst running. This is what Werdum did during his title defence against an opponent who's known for being a top level striker
>>67634356
>Stuff like touching the floor with one hand or side stepping. Other times he might tell us to punch forward whilst running.
Nice meme training
>>67634345
Why the guy said Rogan had 3 months in UFC?
>>67634216
Sadly I agree. I can't take Stipe seriously, not until he beats Alistair and avenges his loss against Struve. The JDS fight could have gone either way so I'm not concerned about it.
>>67634388
His contract is up and he's legit considering not staying with the UFC doing commentary
>>67634356
doing the vitor is alright, problem was his timing and sloppy execution
>>67634392
Yeah at least it makes the division more interesting. If Hunt wins his next he should be up there too.
>>67634388
Natty training
>>67634411
Ahh i see, I like Rogan, that's a shame.
What are Schaub,Rogan, and Callen doing right now?
>>67634392
>>67634216
Who's he a gatekeeper to?
The top two? That's hardly a gatekeeper, that's a contender.
>>67634388
>meme training
standard warm up routine everywhere
>>67634434
Mainly sex.
>>67634434
Talking about dicks. This is a guess I'm not listening to it.
>>67633826
lol fucking rogan
>>67634434
Watching some BBC videos
>helwani saying he wouldn't sell his son for $4b
You're not foolng anyone, kike.
>>67634452
I'm joking, I do the same in my boxing classes.
>I feel Souza has the best case because Souza bet Romero
Wtf is this lad on
When is Rogan live?
>>67634434
discussing rumble johnson probably
>>67634566
Probably waiting a little to give ariel some love
LIVE
L I V E
I
V
E
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
Why does no one talk about Condit anymore ;_;
>>67634566
ITS ON.
ETA ON BLACK COCK DISCUSSION?
Taking picks on how long before they start talking about dicks
What do you guys think Schaub was doing for the 15 minutes he was off air?
2 minutes and already a rape joke
Less than 2 minutes in and we had a male on male rape joke
>>67634648
Already on rape lel
>>67634648
1 minute in and they're already saying Callen was about to suck Jardine's dick
>>67634437
Just enjoy your win, Stipe. Jesus Christ.
>they still unironically drink Bulletproof
Playing JRE in heemstream
>keto memeshitters talking about healthy habits
>>67634712
no don't
We post about it on /heem/, that's the way don't kill the /heem/ culture mane
It's good for fights
What coffee does /heem/ drink? I like McDonald's k-cups. I drink it black every day.
>>67634743
I'm a tea man myself, lad.
Anyone have more webms of JDS tossing people around? I need to add to this
>>67634743
I like it black and strong, sometimes with milk :^)
I drink a lot of mate and açai, which are better stimulants.
>>67634743
I don't drink coffee.
>that grandfather clock behind Callen
so distracting
jej now I remember why I don't listen to Rogans podcast as much anymore
>>67634743
i dont like coffee
>>67633702
Him and GSP are the only fighters that I could consider to be dominant.
Not a can crusher like Fedor
>>67634899
you're forgetting someone
>>67630713
You should do this for live events.
>a lot of dumb people like them
5 seconds later
>I think they are good
-Joe Rogan
Ariel is going fucking ham on the hour
>>67634957
Alphabrain did this.
>making fun of Randy Couture's scarf
Have Joe & The Goofs discussed UFC at all yet?
This banter about Couture wearing a scarf is funny.
>>67635003
Kek, they have a point.
Werdum is one of the better ufc HW champs honestly. He defened the belt twice. Once when he heemed Mark Hunt when he won the interim. Which counts as a defense and when he beat Cain who is the best fighter in the UFC when he is healthy. And now Miocuck is the champ. He's boring as fuck and uncharismatic.
>>67635004
Not yet, they're busy giving Randy Couture fashion tips
Jakaray.
>>67635034
Yak-ar-ayyy
>Callen mourning Vitor losing his booty
He's a walking meme at this point
>>67634743
Starbucks caramel k-cups. Sometimes I'll have it over ice if I'm tired on my way to the gym or about to go out.
>>67630713
>Monday noon
>Streaming anything while The Nose and The Joe ft. The Flab and The Kuck are streaming
MMMMMONSTER
Who is the biggest fighter Mighty Mouse could beat?
Didn't Reem drop out of the gran prix?
>>67635150
struve
Reminder that the """"monster""" Kharitonov they're talking about UNIRONICALLY lost to Jaideep "The Street Shitter" Singh
>>67631285
>Used to listen to punk-rock music
>Served our country
>Jacked natty heavyweight with BJJ skills to take out the top 15
>Supreme gentleman with perfect hair
>Podcasts by himself always
Literally the most alpha journalist in the sport
>>67635150
Hunt, because he wouldn't be able to touch Mighty mouse, so Mighty Mouse might win by decision by touching him with quick punches to the body.
>>67635150
Prime Mike Tyson.
>>67632856
So that the blood orc is fed and reaches the 3rd place all-time marker of 3 title defenses in the UFC
>>67632856
He survived 3 rounds with Nate Marquardt, who had jesus christ and steroids on his side.
>Struve is 2,13m
>Schaub getting triggered by Callen's boxing talk about Overeem/Stipe
my sides
>>67635296
>that's not me
my sides
>>67632749
>stole her baby by cutting it out with a car key
what the fuck
>IF STEFAN STRUVE COULD PUT IT ALL TOGETHER HE COULD BECOME CHAMP
kek
>>67635337
The car key is the poor man's scalpel.
>>67632749
I'm ready to bet all my fortune this was in Florida
>>67635292
>Jones is 1.93m
>he as the same reach as Struve
>>67635192
>Used to listen to punk-rock music
Listening to NOFX in high school makes you alpha? If anything he's a faggot for not still listening to it.
>>67635292
>Struve
what a waste of height with such a short reach
even jon joes had a reach of 215cm
>>67635337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhuEsOWnqA4
i'm starting to like Schaub
>>67631325
>good cucking guy
FTFY
>>67635370
>>67635366
JJ is really the man then. Is he the biggest reach in UFC?
>>67635371
>Back in 1988, Millie Ray was violently cut from her mother's womb with a car key by a 19 year old woman named Darci Pierce. She went on trial accused of abducting Cindy Lynn Ray outside a pre-natal clinic in New Mexico with a replica gun. She drove her into the mountains where she strangled her with an ultrasound belt and sawed into her abdomen with an ordinary car key. After biting the umbilical cord apart, Pierce arrived at hospital where, over the following hours, detectives unravelled a tangle of lies that led to the blood-soaked crime scene and Cindy's body.
BORRRRRRRN IN THE USA
Who /FIGHT COMPANION/ here?
>>67635368
It means he didn't grow up as a normie and likely had a disdain for the system and conformity (ironic that he'd end up serving our country). The fact that he doesn't still flaunt it means he grew up and stopped being an angsty teen. He's open-minded and evolved.
>>67635416
Darci was from Brazil. Nice try bud
>>67635423
> didn't grow up as a normie
I wouldnt be so sure about that. When I was in high school (late 90's) the cool kids were all about bands like Lagwagon and Pennywise.
How do you know he doesnt listen to it anymore? I have all kinds of 90's Epitaph Records shit in my library.
is cyborg a tranny or just an extremely ugly gorilla faced woman
>>67635468
Source
>>67635410
Yes.
This live is very very very homoerotic.
>>67635477
The later I believe.
>>67635468
America is the place where psychopaths come from around the world and make things interesting.
Still, the kid who was born via car-key-cesarean was born in America.
>>67635410
Stipe would have a reach advantage if they fought because he's so much taller, but otherwise yeah.
>>67635416
Hey here's another woman who did it lol
http://www.brainerddispatch.com/news/crime/4021794-colorado-woman-faces-sentencing-cutting-fetus-womans-womb
>>67634743
strong, but with milk and sugar because I enjoy the flavor
>>67635493
>>67635521
Last Name: Alves Da Silva
First Name: DARCI
Middle Name: Joeseh
NMCD#: 36678
Offender#: 43635
Offender Status: INMATE
Facility/Region:NMWCF
Probation/Parole Officer:Torenzo Fratitta
Demographics
Height: 5ft 4in
Weight: 140
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: BROWN
Complexion:
Ethnicity: Brazilian
Religion: Atheist
Education: 12
Alias: Pierce, DARCI KAYLEEN
>>67635528
*struve
silly me
>>67635590
>Religion: Atheist
lol
>>67635593
>UFC sandals
>>67635590
Diaspora in the US is truly kanker tbqh
>>67635607
>Ethnicity: Brazilian
>A cookie monster sounding trucker that punches hard is the heavy weight champion
The city of HW
>>67635528
I figured this out, anyway, JJ's reach is impressive.
>>67635554
>oy vey up the brightness to make her look as white as possible
Wtf, now they are talking about transsexuals.
>>67635593
why is he so smug lads?
>>67635647
You calling me liar? That's what's on the website. Keep this up and I'll fly to Brazil and heem you myself
>>67635371
she was cute af
fucking weirdo mormon family
How are people even debating this shit, if your born with a dick your a male and vice versa
>>67635725
That's a great chart.
>>67635701
It's not surprising, Joe is trying to get bailey jay on his podcast.
>>67635760
thanks
>>67635730
wut, kek.
>>67635725
Nice.
>>67635754
ignorant much?
>>67632254
Will fighting for a long time give me a manly face like this.
>>67635754
You're a piece of shit. It isn't that simple. I bet you what Suqdiq to ban them in England too.
>this is a woman
>>67635762
:^)
>>67635725
Jon fucking Jones
Gets me every time.
>>67635774
its common sense motherfucker, unless you are born with a rare condition that means you have a vagina and a penis then you can identify as trans or unless you're born with an excessive amount of male hormones then you can identify as whatever you want, men dressing up and deciding one day that you want to be a girl is retarded and is a mental illness.
>>67634976
What was he saying?
>>67635590
Ethnicity: american
>>67635841
i meant the "your"
>>67635754
>How are people even debating this shit
women were allowed to vote and have opinions basically
>>67635824
better now
>>67635855
I would lads.
>>67635754
jews
Paige unironically making two posts about hair in the same day. She is literally worse than her brother.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFeT06XwIAW/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFex76wwIP7/
and one empty post about jesus to garner votes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFer93_QIBm/
>>67635842
He said that he's been using steroids because "I'm out of competition, so, I can" and took his shirt off and flexed for a while. Then he cleared all that shit off of his desk and flipped it, when asked why he just mumbled "thinkin bout Fox". Also he said "What's up Luke" at the end of like every sentence.
I got a weird vibe from him.
>mayweather/ortiz
Mayweather did literally nothing wrong.
>>67635725
cool chart,shows how much reach is important(jones dominance,last 3 MW champs,conor with a bigger reach then most LW's and imo shows things about ferguson and macdonalds future as champs.
Nate Diaz is a better human being than Conor McGregor
>prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>67635890
and then he asked the cashier to scan each item multiple times
>>67635922
I literally can't
>>67635913
>macdonalds
tbf, that ought to be Magny (81 in, not on chart though), his problem though is he's not that great at using his reach and his wrestling isn't as good as Jon's either
>>67635922
conor is the mother of memes
>>67635922
lots of heem fags still dont know what kayfabe is
nate plays a dick because its good for business everything outside the ring is as fake as wrasslin is
>>67635590
>Probation/Parole Officer:Torenzo Fratitta
WUT
>>67635952
that's why i hope this chart gets updated.
magny has potential but imo he is at least 2 years away from being a title contender.I think he should get condit next,that would be a spicy banger.
>>67635928
Because of the electrical infetterance.
>>67635988
>infetterance
Does rogan get dumber in the presence of schaub? Joe and Schaub togheter is such a mess of a podcast with all the fake laughs etc. Would be unlistenable without callen.
>>67636016
it's a rare moment when Joe is not the alpha male at the table
I want to say that it was an honor to have been chosen as one of the athletes to carry the Olympic torch. Unfortunately I will have to decline the invitation.
I just do not think that an athlete should have to bear all costs of travel to attend the event.
-Claudia Gadelha 16-5-2016
Where are we watching rogan?
>>67636076
ufc.tv
>>67636076
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67636065
UFC 190 salary:
Claudia Gadelha (rank: #1): $26,500 ($12,000 to show, $12,000 win bonus, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)
>>67636113
wow its fucking nothing
>>67636113
its womyn fighting so who cares if she gets paid shit
>>67636107
wtf I checked there and it wasnt live
>GO TO SLEEP BITCH
>DO YOU FEEL THAT BITCH
>I GOT YOU STUPID BITCH
Ayy fucking Schaub
>>67636113
she's essentially the best in the world at what she does, getting punched in the face for a living
why would any good female athlete bother literally just be a waitress
>>67635985
He really needs to work on his TDD.
I just rewatched Maia–Magny and he got taken down with great ease. Granted Maia is a great fighter, but anyone who wants to be a champ ought to be able to beat Maia
>>67636113
>she earns this shit to be beaten up
JUST
>OBRIGADO STUPID BITCH
B A S E D
>>67636113
that's more than enough to buy more steroids for her next fight
>"SHES A MONSTERRRRR"
>>67636183
Patrick Cummins got $14,000 to get his shit pushed in I wonder what he made at starbucks
>more keto shilling
at least shes not big john mccarthy level, that does it fo free
Joe looks like shit
Why does he think he can give diet advice
does anyone here use the term "gangbusters?"
Why won't they talk about my boy Almeida?
Anybody have that webm of Rogan's face when he's doing his kettlebell shit?
>>67636336
Almeida will be top 5 soon enough, people will be talking about him by the end of the year
>>67636336
meme fighter, no one will give a shit about him once he loses
>>67636336
Getting knocked out cold by Cody two weeks from now
Hyped as fuck for the next three UFC events.
So many good fights comin, boyssss
what if faber
what if cormier
oh shit
is yair a meme fighter?
>>67636409
>>67636423
>he thinks this
Almeida is a much more technical striker than Garbrandt, he'll heem him easily
>>67636427
yes, he's literally shit
>>67636427
no, he is legit
and btw, someone permadelete schaub from the face of earth
>>67636427
totes mcgoats
>>67636278
all 3 of them look like shit
>>67636439
Cody has ridiculously good hands and has good standup too
He'll break Almeida's chin
why is callen so retarded?
>>67636477
>it's a dutch ''''''''bodybuilder'''''' critiques guys in better shape than he is episode
>>67631639
wew, I thought this was from the PPV portion at first and you had a script to combine the different angles. Pretty dank all the same.
>>67636498
NEW
>>67636493
>its a schaublover tries to defend schaub by critiquing someone else episode
russia sounds scary
>>67636487
Garbrandt has more memes than Almeida, so he wins by default.
>>67636409
>>67636423
I really like Faber, but I can't see him winning Cruz, so Almeida must do the job.
>>67636536
>almeida will break top 5
lmao
>>67636581
He will, he is my boy.
Schaub looking good
>>67636581
>Almeida won't break top 5
He could definitely beat old man Faber and Assuncao
>>67636627
>aldo will beat c-conair
>anderoid silva will beat bisbong
>werdum will defend belt 100 times
l-m-a-o
>>67636643
>almeida
0 wrestling
once someone shows up posing some takedownthreat he'lk shut d
>>67636652
>almost every fighter will lose one day
Doesn't change the fact that my boy is going to take that title.
>>67636669
>0 wrestling
>Almeida
Have you ever seen his fights?
>>67636710
yes
>>67635150
the lowest ranked canadian middleweight
>rogan and schaub love dan bilzerian while bryan is the only person who has a problem with the phoniness, rampant narcissism, materialism, and general soullessness
>>67633922
>which two flyweights do you fuse to beat the mighty mouse?
Horiguchi for power and blitzing, MM had to constantly level change around him. Benavidez for more volume and grappling.
