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BAUTISTA BTFO EDITION

TEX:Odor ejected after BTFO Bautista
HOU:Five RBI by Valbuena not enough vs BOS
HOU:Gattis to rejoin Astros as catcher on Tuesday
CIN:Dan Straily throws five shutout versus Phils
MLW:Jeremy Jeffress collects 10th save of season
PIT:Cole goes eight scoreless in win over Chicago
BOS:Kimbrel earns 10th save of season vs. Astros
MIA:Jose Fernandez strikes out 11 Nationals
OAK:Valencia hits trio of home runs in victory
TB:Guyer homers twice and drives in five runs
OAK:Gray yields three homers in loss to the Rays
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A's
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haha eat shit bautista you spick fuck
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Royals
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>Odor can't take away the sting of the Cubs shit offense

Thanks for trying though.
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>>67621811
>22 years to the day after Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN'
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anime blows more than your mother
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>getting mad at bat flips
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>watching the ABC News at 5 sports segment
>"White Sox took back the lead on an Austin Jackson RBI hit here but later Dan Jennings gives up a 2 run homer to Carlos Beltran to fall back behind"
>Dan Jennings
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post yfw canadumbs and bawwtista got REKT tonight
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>>67621811
>Salem Red Sox @salemredsox
>Congrats to Andrew Benintendi, who has been promoted to @PortlandSeaDogs. We wish you the best! @asben16 #RISINGSOX

Red Sox bros. Brace for it, this nigga's getting called up this year I can feel it.
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>>67621873
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>>67621890
>Red Sox Stats
>@redsoxstats
>Benintendi:
>.290/.408/.540 Lowell
>.351/.430/.581 Greenville
>.341 /.413/.563 Salem
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Someone put the "ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING" text on this pls
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>>67621873
>mfw
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>>67621811
>you bang, ese?
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>>67621873
>rags
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>>67621934
>asshurt Canadians
more like "rekt"
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>>67621871
they're tarnishing his name
he's actually been alright this season

unlike fucking duchess
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>>67621832
>Rangers vs athletics next
>Derek Holland pitching
>Odor and a few others probably suspended

Looks like you guys are taking the series.
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>still no webm of JD going in at full force at the Texicans or Pillar flailing at them
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>>67622003
It was a sure sweep before any of this happened, faggot.
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>>67622037
pillar is a fucking G, went after 3 rags players without hesitating, i hope le happy jew doesnt trade him for prospects when we blow up the team
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>>67622058
k sure
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bautista should get beaned every game for the rest of the season desu
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>>67622089
The jew president will keep pillar don't worry
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Why do the Blue Jays piss off so many teams? Is it because they're canadian?
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>>67622121
I'm convinced it's mainly rags bombston and stankees fans.
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>>67621967
It seems like they just don't care
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>>67622148
But the post you replied to is a Bombston fan, we don't really care for your issues, the eternal 4th placers bother me more than you guys tbqh
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I'd say the jays should throw at odors head next year but I don't think they could throw it that low
:^)
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>>67622108
>mad
>at bat flips

no seriously though what is it about them that make people so unbelievably upset?
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>>67621949
Explain this
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>>67622108
Why do you get upset so easily?
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>>67622209
Americans don't like fun.
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maybe trump as right all along
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>>67622193
/hoc/ meme
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>>67622185
Seeing your entire state get humiliated for the next decade by an iconic moment makes you an angry cuck
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BLOW

GAYS

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT
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>>67621871

>the shit I posted last night about why the White Sox will implode is already coming to fruition

Like I said, fight me faggots.
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Are the Rangers the new best team in baseball?
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>>67622334
>1908
Youre on the bottom of the totem pole anon.
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>>67622381
The whos fans on here agree with you about them collapsing.

Who are you fighting?
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>>67622386

>Youre on the bottom of the totem pole anon
>totem pole
>anon

From the looks of it, you and your team have a totem pole in your collective ass, courtesy of the Rangers.
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>>67622475
fuccin rekt
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>>67621908

pepes please?
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Post if you hate your team
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>>67622542

I'm for starting Campbell over Wright at this point senpai
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>>67622475
>being this excited about regular season wins cause it's all he knows
Wew lad
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>>67622542
you have bartolo colon, how can you hate your team?
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>>67622631
He's fat
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Many people despise Bautista, but man that was stupid of Odor.
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>>67622121
>that picture
When do you think it dawned on him that he was gonna have to do that?
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>>67621811
Based nick Diaz would approve of that form
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>>67622655
being fat is good retard
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>Fucking Manlet punches Bautista and gets bailed out by Beltre.

Face the music you smelly fuck.
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>>67622631

Because Colon also occasionally likes to give up 5 runs in a single inning
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Royals
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>>67622673
Bautista is a lot easier to hate than someone that has been in the League for less than two seasons though.This story is going to continue being about Bautista
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>>67622475
>this is the pinnacle of ottoman banter
pfft
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Odor is going to make baseball great again.
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gonna be a lot of suspensions and fines

just fuck my lineup right up for tomorrows game Manfred-senpai
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>>67622226
BUILD WALL (on the northern border as well).
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my guess is

>Odor 15 games
>Bautista 10 games
>Pillar and Donaldson 5 games

or something like that
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>>67622704
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>>67622867
no one will get more than 3 games desu
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>>67622704
enjoy your early death by heart attack, landwhale
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>>67622735
I get why people hate him. If he wasn't a jay I'd probably hate him too. But hating him solely for a bat flip is fucking dumb.
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>>67622888
For landing an actual, devastating punch on a superstar? He's gone for AT LEAST 10, I wouldn't be shocked if it were 20
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>>67622867
Odor 10 games, Bautista and Pillar 1 game.
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>>67622867
>Bautista 10 games
Are you fucking stupid? Utley got what 3 for basically shattering a guys leg.

Odor will probably get 5 and a few jays will get a game or 2.
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>>67622917
You don't actually think people hate him for the bat flip, and you're just trolling for replies, but I'll indulge you anyway.

Nobody hates Jose Bautista for flipping his bat. It was a pretty cool moment, honestly. People dislike him because he's a histrionic crybaby who argues LITERALLY every pitch like he's the queen of all bitches.
Add that to an aggressively obnoxious "fan"base filled with ignorant-and-unwilling-to-learn bandwagonners and, well, fuck that guy
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Post Classic Brawls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8cyHiccj8M
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>>67622631
>pitching staff surgically constructed out of hamstrings
>3rd basemen and 2 spot hitter looks less mobile than manager
>pretty sure manager just did really good bullshitting in his job interview
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>>67622853
fuck you we gave you tim hortons
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>Young blood second baseman needs to impress others with a show of force on a baseball field

What an idiot.
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>>67622995
But people do hate him for the bat flip. Everyone is so butt flustered and want his head for what he did against the rags.

Everything else I agree with you. I'm not defending him because he does whine and complain.
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>>67623034
>Young blood second baseman needs to impress others with a show of force
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>>67623033
>A shitty Dunkin Donuts knockoff is our national pride
Jays are a shit team btw.
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Canada is alright. It lives in a lumberjack's cabin and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Quick post the fattest guy on your team and what you think of him
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>>67623049
who
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>>67623047
nobody but the rags even threw at bautista recently

hes cucked oday for years and he hasnt retaliated as much as the rags did over that batflip
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>>67623074
Sandoval
he should off himself
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>>67622995
this
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>>67623075
soon
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>>67621811
>that dropped right shoulder
>dubs related
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>>67623059
Dunkin donuts is pretty shit
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>>67623074
Kendrys Morales
i like him
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Hide Canada posts

Ignore Canada posts

Do not reply to Canada posts

They're filthy subhumans and their low lifestyles are as sticky as the syrup they're know for

Do not pay attention to Canada shitposting
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>>67623059
we also gave you Reboot and Beast Wars
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>>67623074
Decent reliever who's struggling a little of late and believes he's a cat.
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PILATES?

PILATES????
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>>67622542
>pitching does well
>offense gets RISP'd to death

Ugh.
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>>67623074
Encarnacion

pretty cool, needs to hit more with RISP
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>>67623074
schwarber. love him and his stupidly long home runs. i miss him
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>>67623074
I pay him respects
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With all this about a basebrawl I forgot to mention that Jake Arrieta uses steroids
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>>67623129
>EE
>fat
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Some of you Canadians are alright, Don't flip your bat tomorrow.
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>>67623149
umm... no he doesn't he eats vegetables and does pilates and that's why he became the best pitcher on the planet overnight... veggies and pilates i read it in SI
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>>67623160
>fattest
Come on man
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>>67623160
hes the thickest we have theres nobody outright fat

even storen seems to have lost weight
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>>67623121
>fatter than Dioner

Dioner is shit btw
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>>67623074
Prince Fielder

Cool guy

Anyone fatshaming needs to gtfo my /sp/
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>>67623163

kek
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>got hit so hard his sunglasses and helmet popped off at the same time

I laughed. That was some punch alright.
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>>67623074
Butler.
He needs to lose weight.
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>>67623190
I could have swore phat was fatter than dio.
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>>67621934
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I fucking HATE the Disastros. I have been cheering for this team for 25 years. I've seen the roller coaster of players and managers. From Art Howe to Phil Garner, and remembering Luis Gonzalez, Moises Alou, Jeff Kent, etc. I have watched their constant mediocrity with splashes of "good". I was told in the anemic post killer B's era to just "be patient". Yeah! Be patient, the Astros are making moves, they're scouting the best talent, they are the team of the future! Here comes the "new Astros". New jerseys, new color scheme, new GM, new players. "Yeah bro! Imagine this team in a couple years with Kuechel leading the rotation and that stud infield haha." I'M TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING. I swear to god that this team ALWAYS has an issue every game. The games where pitching AND hitting are in synch are few and far between. Oh this night another 5 runs given up in the first two innings. Don't worry, WE'LL STRIKE OUT 4 TIMES FOR OUR TOP 6 BATTERS TO COUNTER. Oh solid start by [fill in the blank for underperforming white boy who throws wild pitches every 25 pitches] for once, got a 1-0 lead! Here comes fucking Ken Giles to throw the game! How much are they paying you to sabotage the game you serial killing looking faggot. You look like you unironically have a "Monster Energy Drink" tattoo on your bicep fucking piece of shit. Let's get to the stars, Correa and Altuve! Wooo! I could pick a random Beaner from my local taqueria and he'd strikeout less with RISP than you spic faggots. The Astros will forever be the biggest shit stain on my already skidmarked life. Ship the entire franchise to Mexico City. At least there all the beaners on the team that underperform every night will be able to understand when fans shout out "you fucking suck!!!!!" in Spanish. Fuck this team and fuck baseball.
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>memejays
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>>67623232
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>>67623232
tl;dr
>lastros
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>>67623163
paying respect to your brown bulls already cowardly texican?
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>>67623219
not sure. navarro might just have a really fat looking face
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>>67623232

>How much are they paying you to sabotage the game you serial killing looking faggot. You look like you unironically have a "Monster Energy Drink" tattoo on your bicep fucking piece of shit.

Good analysis.

>I could pick a random Beaner from my local taqueria and he'd strikeout less with RISP than you spic faggots.

Pretty good.

>The Astros will forever be the biggest shit stain on my already skidmarked life.

A+
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>be american
>see dominican flip a bat in the air
>get unreasonably upset

???
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>>67623232
>read this
>kill astros one chance of ws
>face them next game
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>>67623303
>be canadian
>get unironically offended about something for some unknown reason
>get in people's and act tough and talk shit
>get your jaw btfo

???
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Hey guys, what happened to the Mariners?
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>>67621811
>Well now Odor is 2 for 5 today

TOP

FUCKING

BANTZ!
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http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/70708/rangers-out-of-line-in-brawl-with-blue-jays

Hmm.
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>>67623232
made this OC just for you fampai
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>>67623364
>Hard slide into second base. Code ruling: Fair play. The slide was hard and a little late, but right over the bag and he didn't slide spikes up or do anything that indicated an intent to cause injury.

>a little late
>no indication to attempt to injure

WOW
O
W

Into the trash it goes
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>>67623437
wew
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>>67623364
looked like stinky smelly tried to throw it at bautistas head too
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>However it takes slightly bit of a larger guy, to knock me down.

MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>67623461
good, he's a dirty little arrogant fuck that deserved to get his clock cleaned
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>>67623364
>Bautista's bat flip from several months ago was out of line
>but nah the dirty, late takeout slide was just fine lmao
I knew ESPN was trash but this is ridiculous

Both teams were equally to blame for that shit show
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hey guys the Angels won again
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>>67623479
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>>67623499
Honestly Odor shouldn't even get suspended, it was a very well deserved hit.

Slap him with a fine and let this shit simmer for another year. Maybe we'll see a murder next time with any luck
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>>67623505
How? This doesn't make any sense at all.
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>>67623546
where can I buy that
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>>67623499
The slide was dirty but it wasn't THAT bad.
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>>67623499
Did you see the way they sucked Oritz's dick when he stormed out of the dugout?

Not one of them called it out of line
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@CJNitkowski 2h2 hours ago
See? We don't need these pansy new slide rules. Let the boys handle it themselves. Keep the nerds out, this game has always policed itself.
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>>67623566
https://twitter.com/Pylda1/status/732007320922660864
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>>67623124
>mfw hole in lineup would be filled by last year's daniel murphy
>mfw daniel murphy having breakout year at 31
>mfw doing it for the nationals
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>>67623582
It wasn't tbqh Kulpa is a cuck I wish Ortiz took the bat to him like he did the phone in Baltimore.
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>>67621811
Odor meme when
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>>67623609
God, I'm not a fan of either team, how autistic would it be to wear that around
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>>67623604
This guy fucking knows.
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>>67623499
a takeout slide that happend literally every game last season isnt as bad as punching another player in the face you fucking retard

what the actual fuck is wrong with """"people"""" from texas? Mest fans literally werent this upset when utley tried to kill tejada and bautista just flipped a fucking bat

did 1 strike away really fuck up the rags fanbase that much
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>>67623582
Ortiz wasn't physically assaulting anyone, why bring it up anyway? Why are you so obsessed with him?
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>>67623668
>a dangerous slide that could easily break a leg or tear tendons in the knee or ankle isn't as dangerous as a punch to the face

Canada, seriously, enough. The ENTIRE baseball world is laughing their asses off at you faggots
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at least JoFer cucked the nationals today
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>>67623625
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>>67623615
>umpire made a call i disagree with
>i hope his head is bashed in with a bat

>red sox fans
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>>67623668
>that slide
>routine

I'm embarrassed FOR you
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>>67623668
First of all, I'm not a rags fan. Get a new go-to line.

Second of all, that wasn't your average take out slide. Bautista was practically on 2nd base when he began the slide. It was dangerous and anyone else in the league would've taken exception to it, not just Odor (maybe they wouldn't have punched him in the face, but they would've at least told him off).
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>>67623612
Murphy caught for roids when?
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Here is the whole video of the incident. All 8 minutes of it.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v700996283

Im going to try and make some webms
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>>67623633
>hey anon! nice shirt
>t-thanks you too
>what's it mean?
>some guy got BTFO
>btfo?
>you know, like heem sleepy...
>i dont, like i dunno what that means
>its a meme on spee
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>>67623704
season starts on tuesday desu
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>>67623741
pretty much, I still kinda want it though...
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>>67623668
takeout slides are way worse desu. How many season ending injuries have come out of a player learning what a right hook is on international television like that?
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>>67623740
try and get some of Pillar too, he chimped right the fuck out
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>>67623716
Those are some fugly cheerleaders. Especially on the right.
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>>67623787
I'm pretty sure the one on the left is a tranny

have fun
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>>67623716
>Umpire very obviously being paid by the opponent to rob the Red Sox of a clear victory
>acceptable and not worthy of (painful) punishment

go back to your safe space at your liberal uni famalam
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>>67623668
Posts like this are why everyone on /mlb/ makes fun of you, Canada
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>>67623787
me on the left
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>>67623763
thats my point, mest fans arent this butthurt at utley or the doyers and all bautista did before this was flip a bat and they wait 7 games before they target him like pussys

bautista had the bad luck of flipping a bat against the most butthurt fanbase in baseball
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>>67623823
>mest fans arent this butthurt at utley

I guarantee you they are waiting until they play at Citi Field for retaliation
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>>67623823
Well that's just how less likable the bluegays and their fans are than Chase Utley.
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>>67623823
were you even around for the utley slide? They were going completely apeshit and deservedly so

yeah, the bat flip is why he just got BTFO, not the blatant take out "slide"

Don't start shit you can't finish, I hope he has eye damage
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>>67623823
Bautista got rocked, but that is nothing compared to the fanbase shame of the eternal one-strike-aways.
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>>67623823
>they wait 7 games
Blue Jays players waited 7 games before they start talking shitshit and throwing pitches at Fielder which started the whole thing.

Blue Jays are always the cause of chimp outs
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>>67623855
>>67623862
>>67623865
>>67623871
>>67623884

> getting worked over by a troll this shitty

embarrassing yourselves, /mlb/
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If Bautista ever did that to me I'd stomp on his throat
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>>67623895
>Implying
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>>67623865
yeah and the rags waited fucking months and played 7 games this season before they went after him like fucking punks
>getting that fucking upset
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>>67623865
>eye damage
>punched in jaw
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>>67623902
Oh what we could have seen if he wasn't rescued by Beltre

What a posturing pussy faggot, put him in his place
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>>67623920
>what is a dislocated retina

Retard alert
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>>67623074
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>>67623871
i think thats exactly why they got so triggered by the bat flip to be honest, they were up 2-0 going home, they needed 1 win in the next 3 games in the ALDS and they give up a 4 run inning in the 7th after going up a run and the batflip put them completely over the edge.

mentally something just broke and now they just cant let it go
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>>67623902

> i could beat up a professional ballplayer guise
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>>67623759
>home field
>thor
pretty excited desu
>>67623823
literally everyone hates utley, we've always hated him
the difference is we won that series, if we had lost he would have got it first at-bat

just hoping scherzer doesn't shit all over us
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>>67623074
I'm a Rockies fan, no one on my team is fat
Also
>first place
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texas couldnt knock out bautista

but bautista literally knocked out the rangers last playoffs

get fucked, texas cucks. steers and queers.
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>>67623921
>we
>amerilard like to pretend he is on the field
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Marcus Stroman @MStrooo6 3h3 hours ago
Zero respect for Odor. Never had respect for him, never will.
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>>67623974
>manlet talking about respect
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>>67623969
is that all you have left?
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>>67623974
>stroman talking about respect
top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_LQL2VWg9c
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>>67623969
>what we could have seen
>we the spectators
Dude Canada the rags are a bunch of punks but you aren't helping yourself here.
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>>67624001
HONK HONK HONK
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>>67624012
I think you mean HISSSSSS! SPIT HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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>>67623952
Could beat you too up faggot
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Does anyone else get triggered/annoyed when plebs call runs "points"?
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>>67624078
If they call it "points" then they literally don't watch baseball, so yes because that person is a casual.
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>>67624078
I just figure they're either foreigners and/or women
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>doyers booing their team
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>>67624063

> you too up faggot

ok, e.e. cummings
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Here it is.
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>>67623668
Pure solid gold.
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>>67624135
I wish stuff like this happened more in baseball. It's pretty entertaining to see.
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>>67623074
>jonathan broxton

He sucks ass
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>>67624184
too bad the rags waited untill the last game of the series this season to start shit, would have been fun to see it continue through the season
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>>67624135

>That one fan in the red who see's it before anyone else and reacts

Based
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>>67623232
Why did they give so many players to the Phillies. Theye already are miles ahead with Vince Velasquez dominating as a starter and who knows what will happen with the other guys they received.
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coachbero @coachbaize 4h4 hours ago
That was an awesome helmet flip Bautista did after that hit from odor.

Jeremy Guthrie @TheRealJGuts 4h4 hours ago
Cleanest punch I've ever seen landed in the big leagues.

Jake Diekman @JakeDiekman 3h3 hours ago
#MakeBaseballFunAgain

Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 4h4 hours ago
One scout when Rougned Odor debuted: "The thing I love about him the most is you do not want to [expletive] with him." That's a good scout.


Alexandra Banister @alexxbanister 4h4 hours ago
Odor is the man

Alexandra Banister @alexxbanister 4h4 hours ago Los Cabos, Baja California Sur
My Dad is a badass and I love it
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>>67624259
BAUTISTA AND CANADA BTFO

USA USA USA USA USA
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>>67623865

Yeah but Mets fans weren't so much butthurt about the slide as they were about the particular person doing to slide. Utley and the Mets have a bit of a history. If it had been anyone else it wouldn't have been as big of a deal.
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>>67624259
>guthrie

based as fuck
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>>67624259
why is a cubs fan so butthurt about bautista and the jays
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>>67624277
>>67624333

But can we all admire Jeff Banister's hot 21 year old daughter, too?
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>>67624335
Doesn't seem like he's butthurt, seems like he's just enjoying it
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>>67624259
>That was an awesome helmet flip Bautista did after that hit from odor.
KEK
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>>67624363
Kinda weird face to be honest
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For fellow Red Sox fans:

Here's stadium-only audio of Brock Holt's ejection by Joe West.

https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/732033561222615043

>He literally got ejected for yelling God Damn it into open air

Joe West is such a crusty douche
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>>67621811
why do they wear belts and trousers? isn't this supposed to be a sport?
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>>67624363
I bet she's not allowed anywhere near the clubhouse
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>>67624335
To distract from the pain of knowing that the cubs will never win a ring
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>>67624135
>btfo
>then bitch slapped with the glove

im lovin it
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>>67621855
What the fuck is wrong with you my man? You literally only ever post Pirates hate. Why do you even watch baseball?
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>>67624384
Have you ever tried sliding on dirt in shorts?

As for the belt, it just looks good and it's not like it affects how they play.
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>>67624363

> tfw you haven't pounded young puss in over a month
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>>67624384

Go slide around in some dirt and tell me how it feels
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>>67624335

Top kek, you're massively asspained. I'm just enjoying the moment.

>>67624379

Here's a better pic.

>>67624386

I realized she's fucking Michael McKenry.
>kek
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>>67624420

blonde could get it too famalam
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>>67624420
the first pic was better
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kek batista getting bopped before he could throw his own hand
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To the single solitary Jays fan whose one trick is to rapid-fire off shitposts that always contain the words "rags" "butthurt" and "batflip"

Your boy got knocked the fuck OUT ahaha cry about it faggot
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>>67624449

I think that's her volleyball coach from Baylor.

What about her friends?
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>>67624420
>she's fucking Michael McKenry.
She could do better than some minor league scrub tbqh. But I guess it's all part of working your way up to the bigs.
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>>67624404
they don't have to wear shorts. there is surely something other than trousers that gives them better freedom when sprinting.
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>>67624478

her friends look like the kinds of cunts rolling on match.com and tinder at the same time
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>>67624333
>guthrie

>based as fuck
Not at playing baseball
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>>67624484
>>67624494

Oh you just KNOW
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>>67624508
you got me there

hes a really cool guy though. my gf works at a place he frequented
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>>67624381
>screams god damn it as he stares him down
I hate Joe West as much as the next guy, but if Holt was actually screaming to "no one" here he did a really bad job at it.
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>>67624488
Are you suggesting they wear skirts? Is that what your "sports" "men" wear in Finland?
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>>67624520
A professional sports clubhouse is pretty near the top of my list for places I'd never let my daughter go near
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>>67624474
Butthurt stankees fan detected
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I don't watch baseball but I heard some guy got knocked the fuck out. Can someone send me a video link?
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>>67624571
he was not knocked unconscious
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>>67624571
Jays "fans", everyone.
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>>67624571
he just got hit he wasnt knocked out its somewhere in this thread
>manlets in charge of any punching power
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>>67624551

Here's exhibit A that its already too late.
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pretty impressed bautista didn't go down, odor hit him hard
hoping they meet up in the postseason, guaranteed rematch
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>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooo, right. Youre'all probably wondering how I ended up in this mess, huh?
>VHS rewind
>Clip of Bautista at bat vs Texas
>Rockstar by Smash mouth starts playing
>Yeah, thats me. And in a couple of seconds I'm going to do something I'll regret.
>HEY NOW
>Dinger
>Bat-flip
>YOURE A ROCKSTAR
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Seeing Jose Bautista get knocked right across the jaw is one of the most satisfying things I have ever seen in sports

I think I just became Rougned Odor's biggest fan ;)
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Is there a greater gift on God's green earth than flags on /sp/? The leaf is a cruel but hilarious brand no canadian can ever remove without proxies.
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So how many games will Rougned get?
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>graduate with an undergraduate degree in sociology
>accomplishment

Pick one, Marcus
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>>67624669
what a pretentious asshole
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>>67624526
I didn't know Guthrie was the type to frequent brothels.
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>>67624656
I loved it. He went down HARD and needed to get on all fours to recover, damn near. I'm honestly surprised he didn't piss himself after getting trucked like that.
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I like Jose Bautista, but dude got fucking stole. There was nothing sneaky about it, dude had his hand up ready to swing but he was DONE based off positioning. Odor can fight but I'm not gonna say Bautista couldn't have gotten even or broke Odor's face.
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>>67624669
THE Duke University
Get a load of this motherfucker
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>>67624689

I dunno man, it was pretty good. He just turned it on the dude who was trying to mouth off.

>chat shit get banged
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>>67624669
There is nothing more annoying tome than Athletes bragging about where they graduated from.

You got into, and went to, that college because of your athletic ability you pompous shitter. And this goes for ANY athlete that brags about their "academic" accomplishments.
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>>67624655
>destroying an entire fat american fanbases hopes in an instant

why would he regret that?
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>>67624655
Build wall.
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>>67624714
you realize he finished all his credits when he was out with an ACL tear last year right cletus? They didnt just hand it over
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>>67624526

>hes a really cool guy though. my gf works at a place he frequented
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>madres fans think they can out tank us
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>>67624749
literally i dont give a shit if he "finished all his credits" recently, the point still stands that he went there because of his athletic merit, not his academic scholarship
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>>67624749
I'm a little confused why everyone is so ass hurt from him graduating. How is this worth posting over?
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>>67624669
>THE Duke University

You're black. An incredibly gifted athlete. And the best you could get is Duke. That's pretty much proof you're a retard.
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>>67624758
>she will never sit on my face and rip a fart
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>>67624779
He used it as an insult against someone essentially (talking down to someone).

That's pretty pathetic.
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>>67624800
Duke is ranked the 8th best college in USA. What college did you graduate from again?

>inb4 Harvard
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>>67624779
It's not that he graduated, it's that he's using it as some kind of grand accomplishment to put someone in their place. There's nothing special about earning a bachelors degree.

Also
>THE Duke University
Carrying on the proud Duke tradition of being an insufferable ass about attending Duke
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How intense will Odor and Bautista's makeup sex be?
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>>67624800
The dude was making light of Marcus' height and he is a little touchy about it
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>>67624800
a dumbass fan insulting him on twitter
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Jeff Banister's daughter on the right, trying to console Canada's asspain.
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So Odor punched Bautista in the face? Nice.
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>Majoring in Sociology
>Acting like that's a major accomplishment
I'm surprised he didn't go full force and call him racist too
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>>67624758
>that beautiful whit skin
>being exposed to the sun
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>>67624838
they can hash it out while they are out suspended
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What happened to the diamondbacks great pitching prospects that had been touted the last few years.... I remember everyone kept saying next year for like 4 diferent guys for a couple years and nobody even worked out almost as bad turnaround as the m's prospect turn around
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>>67624865
>not wanting to peel the sunburned skin off her buttocks
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>>67624696

But he didn't go down.

The only person that fell was Odor after donaldson tackled him.

Are rangers fans this salty that they need to make shit up? He landed a nice shot, shouldn't that be enough?
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>>67624858
she looks like your typical mexican slore
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why are you guys all so upset with canadians we are literally the same apart from different flags on a chinese cartoon forum

youre literally upset with a flag
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>>67624858
It actually makes me feel better knowing a train is run on his daughter on a nightly basis.
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>>67624858
What a little slut 2bh

I wonder if big Prince got a piece of dat ass yet
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>>67624884
>Donaldson tackled him
WEBM?
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>>67624884
The man got so dizzy he had to take a nap. Your little leaf cannot possibly control this damage.
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>>67624894

This is probably true, tbqh.

>>67624912

She must've fucked several Rangers at this point. Nomar Mazara might get lucky.
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>>67624788
You know Duke is a top ten school right?
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>>67624916
donaldson tried to tackle him, missed, received a light punch by odor, and looks like he fell to the ground off balance from missing his tackle
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>>67624947
I must have missed that. I was wondering why he got ejected and pillar didn't.
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Does Jose Bautista have the biggest ears in the world?
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>>67625000
Obongo legit has dumbo ears
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>>67625000
Massive fucking ears
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odor has some funky ears also
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Does Jose Bautista have the smallest penis in the world?
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>>67625000
How revolting. Look at the face of a sad man that got literally and unironically hospitalized by an actual bona fide midget.
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I would pay an inordinate amount of money to see Bautista and Odor fight
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>>67624877
>Bauer
>Corbin
>Bradley

I'll be damned. You are right.
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>>67624916
only have gif
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>>67625000
Why does he always look like he's crying?
Scratch that, take it back.
Why is this crybaby always crying?
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>>67624945
>minority athlete
>not getting into Stanford

If he had just an above 100 IQ and a B+ average, he'd have been a tree.
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>>67622763
>Being this mad that Arrieta will never get busted for PEDs.

He just learned a secret Ottoman Pilate regimen to become a beast.
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>>67625061
>Ottoman Pilate regimen
do you think he'll tell me about it if I ask him on twitter?
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>>67625000
He certainly does now
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>>67625086
No harm in trying.
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>>67625061
Will this Ottoman Pilate regiment also turn his skin into a different color a la Sammy Sosa?
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>>67625051
>cant hit donaldson when hes charging right at him

come on stinky smelly
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>>67622763
He looks so natural. All that natural muscle and newfound natural ability. His nutritionist is a miracle worker
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>>67625061
I wonder if he learned from the master
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>>67625094
Will keep you updated if he responds
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>>67625086
Try it leaf man, not like you could get any less blown out after what the Rags did to your only team.
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What happened to Bautista today was the best thing to happen in baseball in a long time. Probably nothing better will happen in our lifetimes.

I hope that dumb spic got humbled.
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Is baseball officially fun again, bros?
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>>67625153
>making bautista angry

yup thats worked out well for other teams in the past

would be hilarious if this puts a fire under him and gets him out of his slump
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>>67625000
Yes
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>>67625179
Not if Manfred has a say
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>>67622867
Odor gets 6
Bautista 2
Gibbons 1
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>mfw Americans lose their shit over a 5'7" Mexican knocking someone's glasses off his head
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>>67625230
>mfw the entire nation of Canada is unequivocally cucked
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>>67625230
most hockey fights are even shittier than the average baseball "brawl"
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>>67625219
gonna be longer than 6
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>>67625230
How can one country get so Analy Devastated by one man?
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>>67625246
no more than 5
>>
>We have ice soccer and a shitty national chain donut shop.... please notice us America-senpai?
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>>67625188
Ya no seriously bautista is just such a scary player really with all those post season wins and world series rings really afraid of him
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>>67625291
He has just as many rings as the entire texas organization
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4th switch hitter to reach 400 homeruns today. A few gold gloves, over 300 stolen bases

Beltran's a hall of famer yes?
>>
This dude who thinks everyone is a Rangers fan is in a full-on froth with the damage control
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>>67625291
ask oday about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZuPdytlbw
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>baseball goes crazy for the first punch thrown in 25 years
Nice sport you have there.
>>
>>67625230

>Two fags in protective equipment fighting is more interesting than two teams of people beating the shit out of each other
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>>67625304
Who? Jays fan here btw
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>>67625304
>Stolen bases
>The most meme of all stats

heh, not likely at all
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225403
Very important poll regarding Canada
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>>67625331
there was a multi game chimpout last year
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That time Canada brawled Mexico was pretty good
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>>67625351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAtGT-fFvr0
Forgot link
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>>67625344
I think that an American team has won the Grey Cup (CFL) more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup

so would that be considered option number 2?
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Bautista has always been my least favorite ball player.

Punchable face(kek)
Arrogant as fuck
Only got good when he started cheating
Plays for a shit team with shit fans who only started following baseball last october
Drama queen
Thinks every pitcher is out to get him
Is a spic

Truly, the worst

Odor is a hero and should go into the HoF just for his brave actions today
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>>67625339
Ok diabeetusball
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>>67625304
>switch hitter
>stolen bases
He's a shoe in for the Hall of Meme
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>>67625361
spics didnt read the rules and understand that run differential was the first tiebreaker and were mad we were running up the score
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I'm gonna write a fanfic about the orgy that happened between everyone who got ejected in Texas and had nothing better to do with their time
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>>67625230
Remember when Hockey Fights were good and you could keep beating up a guy even after he was on the ground? Canada doesn't let players do that anymore and the refs jump in the moment someone even slips.
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>>67625046
Thought about it today just like man what happened they were all supposed to be atleast number twos and all they got were a pocket of change
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>>67625343
Why are you focusing on that one thing so hard? Does stealing bases make him not a hall of famer?
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>>67625389
Sounds hot

I look forward to reading it
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>>67625389
>nothing to do
>says the guy from the icefield
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>>67625343
Wins and RBIs are more meme
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>>67625407
Will involve Bautista revenge Donkey-punching Odor as he rails him
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>>67625304
he should, but you never know with the BBWAA
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>>67625343
Right, Rickey Henderson is in the Hall because of his .279 career BA
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>>67625397
They are all young. I think Bradley is, what, 21 or 22? Maybe once in a blue moon you get a 19 year old phenom, but some of these guys won't even be fully developed until they are 27-28. Gotta have patience.
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>>67625304
>homeruns
They still track this shitty meme stat?
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>>67625343

> The most meme of all stats

what's it like being completely fucking clueless?
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Why is /sp/ always mad about the wrong thing?

That punch was solid. I haven't seen a punch that strong in hockey, let alone baseball. Bautisa slid into him like a raging homo and tried to cleat him, it's totally understandable why he wanted to swing back. Bautista even squares up and cocks his fist like he's ready to throw some heat, Odor did the right thing.

Bush throwing at Bautista was dense. If it was a fluke thing where he was just pissed off in general about last year and took it out on Bautista the first time he saw him, that would be fine. The fact that he threw at him in the last at bat of the last time the Rangers would see him until the playoffs shows the manager is a pussy. That's disgusting, to tell your middle reviler to go plunk one of the best hitters in baseball when there is no possibility for repercussions later in the season shows that he's a gutless bitch with poor moral fiber.

This could have been entirely resolved if that shitty fucking umpire just tossed Bush as soon as he did it. Since he didn't, the situation escalated and evolved into a narrative where people are going to continue to try and rattle the Jays with non-baseball plays because they won. That's unforgivable and he deserves to be fired for endangering the safety of two players as a direct result of his negligence.

>b-but he warned both benches and tossed the Jays pitcher so the situation wouldn't escalate
No, that's wrong. As a direct result of tossing neither Bush nor the manager whoever was coming up was going to pitch at the next player. At least he was nice enough to plunk Prince on the hip instead of trying to hurt someone. But the league doesn't care because any publicity is good publicity and that fucking sucks.
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>>67623074
>Bartolo

based fat man is still solid
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its the "2 canadians are really upset so they wont stop posting in /mlb/" show on /sp/
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>>67625459
>implying ill read all that shit
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>>67625459
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>>67625466
>its a tired meme episode
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>>67625459
Protip: Bush wasn't on the team last year and doesn't care one bit about the bat flip and did not bean Bautista for that reason
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>>67625484
Are you the one that spouts "rags! butthurt!" or are you the one that has a weak grasp on the English language
The two of you are a perfect representation of the Jays entire shit fanbase.
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>>67623074
Indians

Uribe. I think he's solid for his age. According to what I've heard from based Hammy during games, he's some sort of magic Spanish speaking wizard when it comes to young players who can't speak or understand English very well. Example: Jose Ramirez (J-Ram)
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>>67625497
> trust me, I called him after the game.
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>>67625459

> i'll just post an entire novel, that'll show /mlb/!
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>>67625468
Being proud of your illiteracy is embarrassing. If you don't want to read something, don't.

>>67625479
Exactly, it was a good punch and he deserved it.

>>67625497
Protip: if your reading comprehension was better, you would notice I didn't say anything about Bush other than he should have been tossed as a result of his MANAGER telling him to hit another player in retaliation. Smug trips are the worst.
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>>67625497
Protip: You have to be retarded to think this.
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>>67625516
Whats more embarrassing is shitposting on 4chan while living in canada, thats pretty sad
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>>67625511
>I'll post one line of green text and a reaction image, that'll cover for my poor reading comprehension and argumentation
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>>67625500
Nice doubles
I just think it's funny everyone in baseball loses their shit cause someone finally threw a punch. Pussy sport but hopefully this is the change it needed
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>>67624381
embarrassing that mlb still lets this cancer anywhere near games.
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>>67625516

>illiteracy is the same as not giving a shit about your worthless opinions
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>>67625459
2bh there's no proof that Bannister ordered Bush to do it. He might've been acting on his own accord.

I think it was a fluke pitch though. It was simply a fastball that got away. No one is going to intentionally HBP the tying run on base in the 8th inning. I mean, it definitely influenced what happened between Bautista and Odor but it wasn't an intentional throw imo.
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>>67625422
hnngg i look forward to reading it
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>>67625527
>on topic discussion
>shitposting
It is you who are embarassing for meta-shitposting about the nature of shitposting instead of presenting a reasonable argument for why the actions of the manager and umpire were justified. You're a child, I can't expect very much in terms of both comprehension and critical thinking skills.
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>>67625527
Says the undocumented berry picker
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>>67625479

Someone even made a shirt about it already. Better than jizzbro's meme mug.

teespring (period) com [slash] thepunch051516
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>>67625497
all of that is true except it was for that reason, the manager told him to do it

I remember when I was at the Sox/Yankees game when Dempster plugged him even though he had been out for the previous season. He was completely straightforward and said it was all planned
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>>67625516
>not wanting to read the long, drawn out syrup slurping opinions of some nuckcuck neckbeard means you're illiterate
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>>67625540
Go skate back to your ice and play with your sticks and rubber disc.
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>Punching people in the face during a baseball game is ok

When did you all become niggers?
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>be american
>get shot
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>>67625572
I play beer league softball m8, I'm practically a pro ball player
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>>67625564
Doesn't compare to pissboi's jersey
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>>67625589
>>67625586
You guys are pretty upset about this.
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>>67625550
Of course there's no proof. If there was proof he would be suspended, which is why they're both going to get away with it. You can't conclusively prove that was the intention either way.

That being said, you can look at circumstantial evidence around the situation, and reasonably assume that he had some part in it. A good manager would ask a pitcher to throw some chin music in the first couple at bats. A devious dick would ask a call-up who recently got out of prison to plunk someone who he has no connection with. If anything, he should have specifically instructed Bush NOT to do that.
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>>67624381
>looked toward him when he said it


also that was a strike
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>>67624381
Heh, dude, come on. I am a Sox fan too, but the vid was posted in the gamethread, you can see him turn, stare at West JUST as he says "DAMN" and then locks eyes before finally walking away. He basically screamed it in his face

He also turns around one last time when he is walking away and very clearly says, "FUCK YOU!"

I love me some Brock Star but I think he might get a deserved fine/suspension
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>>67625586

> lol guise i posted a racist word again!
> haha! hit like! lolol
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>>67625550
Also if you have bushes history in your first game you don't go and get yourself suspended
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>>67625540
Lol

He thinks punches have never been thrown in baseball before and that this will somehow change anything. Do you think it's gonna be played in a ring now? Or become a real life MLB Slugfest?
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>>67625566
Basically ya. The entire point is that I`m not just syrup slurping Bautista`s dick like a bandwagoner, and if you possessed the fortitude to read, instead of shitpost, we would have had a reasonable discussion about it.
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>>67625608
He says FUCK YOU after he was ejected, and his GOD DAMN IT was still to open air and he didn't target it nor confront West about it. It was absurd that West ejected him that fast.

>>67625606
Ya it was a strike, but since when is a player venting frustration ejectionable that fast? West is just a crotchety faggot.
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>>67624592
>>67624615
he wasn't knocked out he was just hit really hard in the face! GAWD!
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>>67625595
how could jays fans be upset about it when we dont exist?
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View from a neutral
Bautista's slide was dirty but not that dirty
It wasn't a sucker punch, Bautista clearly squared up
Odor overreacted at the whole thing
It is fucking hilarious that Odor punched the guy in the face
Bautista took it relatively well but there was no way he would win a full fight after that
Pilar is a madman
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>>67625635
stop lying about something so stupid, everyone saw it, it was at West
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> this fucking army independence day commercial
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>>67625628
You don't get suspended for one pitch unless you maim someone. He should have been tossed in order to prevent further escalation. It was clearly intentional because they faced eachother earlier in the week and his control was fine and dandy.
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>>67625564
you'd have to be an autistic edgelord to wear that
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>>67625632
I'm just giving you shit mate and I'm not the guy you replied to, but I think he replied to you too. I just don't care enough about the Blue Jays or Rangers to read it. I'm sure you had some good points though and are well reasoned in your baseballogy
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>>67625636
>people knocked unconcious have their eyes open, are cognizant of things around them and can speak

its literally impossible to be this dumb
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>>67625653
The video obviously shows him screaming into open air BEFORE turning.

And even then, that's not something you should fucking be ejected over. Only Joe West is a big enough bitch to get that quickly offended.
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>>67625661
We are on 4chan, whoever posted that here has their marketing strategy down pat
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>>67625652
Pretty much this. I think both sides were equally at fault for escalating shit.

But the shitposting and inevitable legacy that the punch will leave was worth everything.
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>>67625671
>>>67615418

Very clearly not
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>>67625670
I was mocking you, dumb faggit

Get your shit together
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>>67625663
You're a cool guy America. I'd buy you a pint any time you're up in the frigid north.
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>>67625694
He literally just screams and turns, that's silly to say he straight up directed it at West, especially while turning and then walking away.
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>>67625589
America BTFO once again
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>>67625709
And he was mocking you! This is so fun!

>>67625719
Haha you're dumb!
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>>67625304
No he peaked too late
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>>67622108

MLB loves to show the bat flip to make millions off of advertising
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>>67625719
He literally says "GOD", turns and faces West "DAMN IT" (stare down)

It's an ejectable offense, I don't blame West too much
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i could beat the shit out of brock holt
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>>67625746
go to bed Canada, you've embarrassed yourself enough for one night
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I could beat the shit out of Jose Altuve

Not even lying, I'd fuck his shit up
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>>67625746
Canada, you couldn't beat the shit out of a goose, don't talk shit about humans.
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>>67625759
>underestimating manlets after today
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>>67625739
Disagreeing with the ump is fucking ejectionable? He wasn't getting in his face or causing a scene or anything. All he did was fucking scream into the air after a frustrating strikeout.

Only West is sensitive enough to eject someone that quick.
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I could probably beat up Tim Lincecum
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I could beat the shit out of Bartolo Colon

Not even lying, I'd fuck his shit up
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Could you guys beat this stud up?
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I could beat the shit out of Jake Arietta, Clayton Kershaw, and Giancarlo Stanton with my hands tied behind my back. I'm serious
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>>67621811
jesus fucking christ, baseball is so fucking boring, you americunts need to buy food to do something useful when a game is happening.
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>>67625769
That hair and crazy rubber arm might give you some problems.

>>67625778
Only if he's gassed.
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I could probably beat up Giancarlo Stanton and Bryce Harper
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im not joking, if brock holt was right here i would beat the shit out of him
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I could beat up Mike Trout
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the only ballplayers i've met in person were levi burton and bronson arroyo, they could both beat the living shit out of me with one arm
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I could beat up Byung Ho Park, even if he knows karate.
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>>67625782
buchholz has that bullied kid crazy look to him sometimes. Like he'd hit you once after you fallen and then not stop until after your head is paste.
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I'm too weak to beat up anybody, but I could probably be friends with Ryan Hanigan, he looks kind of normal.
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>>67625789
thanks for Q
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>>67625766
>Disagreeing with the ump is fucking ejectionable?

Yes, read the rule book, and please, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY stop acting like he didn't aim it at West

Act like a retard all you want on your own but when you say shit like this it makes Sox fans look like a bunch of hyper biased retards

If that was Arod you wouldn't think twice about agreeing with me
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I could beat up Steven Matz maybe
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>>67625825
>Sox fans look like a bunch of hyper biased retards
I mean, let's call a spade a spade.
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>>67625789
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>>67625840
I think that's a racist expression. Be careful, you might get in trouble if you use that in public.
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I'm 90% sure I could beat up odor but maybe let him win just because I don't think I could hit a child.
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I could beat the shit out of anyone in this thread

If anyone here wanna try me, hit me up at (281) 330 8004
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>>67625856
Canada, let me fix that for you

>I'm 90% sure Odor could beat me up but maybe let me win because I don't think he could hit a child
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>>67625765
>underestimating
>manlets
>under

kek
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>>67625825
Ya no right when everybody else says that was an absurdly quick ejection for an open air scream, and Joe fucking West is the one issuing the ejection, clearly you and your holier-than-thou "objectivity" are right that Holt deserved the ejection.

Absurd.
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Odor doesn't know anything about "dirty slides", does he?

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/650411563229310980
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>>67625870
im literally taller than stinky smelly odour you cuck
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Today has been a good day, /mlb/
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>>67625869

Sending that number a picture of my cock desu
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>>67625900
Shut up cuck
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>>67625900
He didn't even knock him down.
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>>67625891
amerisemens are LITERALLY more upset at a bat flipping in the air than a dirty player

literally the sight of a baseball bat suspend in the air in photographic or video form angers them
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>>67625893
And I'm literally taller than you, but I don't project my insecurities by living vicariously through an anonymous persona pretending to be tough. That's some straight 2006 14 year old bullshit.
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>>67625822
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>>67625878
>everybody else

you mean you, and Remy saying that he thought it was "a little quick"

Don't scream at umps, it isn't a good idea, and they have every right to toss you the very second you start

I don't know what it being Joe West has anything to do about it

Acceptable ump blaming: The Ortiz "strikes"
Unnacceptable ump blaming: Getting ejected for screaming at an ump after striking out and then going ballistic on top of it
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Everybody knows you don't argue balls and strikes with an ump. It is an unwritten rule that batters have very short leashes when it comes to voicing displeasure over a call.
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>People still bitching and whining over a player that flipped a bat to celebrate a go-ahead home run in the 7th inning of Game 5 ALDS

Want some extra salt, haters?
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>>67625924
We stopped arguing about that hours ago

I could beat the shit out of you though in real life
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>>67625922
a voice of reason, thank you
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>>67625921
>>67625922
>>67625934
Cucks, the lot of you. This mentality is why baseball is dying.
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>>67625904
It's not his number. He wants you to do that

You just fell for the oldest trick in the scroll
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>>67625924
>Thinking that's why people liked seeing him get BTFOed

No, that slide was dirty as fuck and he deserved to get literally knocked down a peg
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Is John Rocker the most based player of all time?
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>>67625938
>mah! my players shouldn't have to follow the rules!

get over it, it was an immature and dumb move on Holt's part, I don't have sympathy for him on this one
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>>67625938
baseball is arguably more popular than it has ever been, so there goes that argument.
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>>67625943

And Odor doesn't? Okay there, m8. >>67625891
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>>67625961
>two wrongs make a right

it's like talking to a child, a really really stupid child
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Today was good, but nothing beats Yanks and Orioles in 1998.
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>>67625939

I know it's not his number. That's why I said "that number". I just want to send someone a dick pic senpai
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>>67622995
100% this.

I thoroughly enjoy bat flips and I despise Jose Roidtista
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>>67626008
But if he was on your team, you'd love him. Admit it anon, he's just like Barry Bonds.
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>peavy vs arrieta this week
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baseball is for spics and niggers
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>>67626035

> peavy
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>>67626035
if you're gonna get shut out anyways, may as well run your worst pitcher out there
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>>67626041
>getting SO MAD about this that you just start spouting anything inflammatory

You're drunk, aren't you
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>>67626041
Hockey is for people who peaked during highschool and massive leafs bandwagoners.
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Who's ready for a black and orange World Series?
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>>67626061

how could there be a black and orange world series when it's the cubs and the white sox?
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>>67625659
No but your organization will take action under circumstances like his someone in the Dodgers system got suspended by his team for arguing with a coach last year right?
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>>67626068
That's very true, which is why it's suspicious that he wasn't instant pulled and demoted after doing that. Come on anon, it was clearly intentional and Bush, who just got out of PRISON, is clearly trying to earn the respect of his peers by assaulting a rival. Haven't you seen Oz?
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>>67625952
Nah, I'm not a p.c. cuck or anything but he was just standard hick trash. Nothing exciting really. Ty Cobb probably is just because he was a legitimate psychopath and did anything to win and had no qualms about hurting you. Both from Georgia though
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>>67626067
>he fell for the "cubs win the nlcs" meme
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>>67625459
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>>67625952

> disillusioned glenn beck listener

yeah, no
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>>67626104
>doyers vs cubs in nlcs
>doyers advance cause the cubs find a way to choke
should be great, i'll take what i can get
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>>67626106
>illiterate shitposting canadian making me feel bad for mocking another country that was proud of it's illiterate shitposting
I'm disappointed anon, go develop some reading comprehension.
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>>67626104

lol who stands in their way this year? i'm a cub hater but even i recognize when real is real
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>>67626116
>not realizing that the Dodgers are about quarter way into a drought that will eventually surpass the Cubs' current drought
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>>67626061

>Implying it won't be a Mest-Memeiners Eries
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>>67626129
they'll be increasingly good the next few years
should be good enough to at the very least make it to the eries in that time
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>>67626126

>Impying those wins matter

Sure they'll win their division, but it doesn't mean they're gonna make it in the post season. Just look what happened last post season. The Mets were probably the least likely team to go all the way, and they still swept the Cubs.
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>>67626126
>implying it isn't >our year
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>>67626059
>bandwagonning LITERALLY the worst team in the league
ur retarded
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>>67626126
The 100 year old curse which is perfect against the Cubs
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new threaed
>>67626154
>>67626154
>>67626154
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>tfw you win by 1 run
Is that what these feel like?
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>>67626061
Like the one your trash fanbases have been spouting about for the last 3 years now
>m-muh black and orange on Halloween!

Fucking autistic shit
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>>67626165
kys my man
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>>67626126
Injuries, regression, and the Red Sox
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>>67625000
that slav guy for the spurs
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