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News does not matter because JOSE BAUTISTA GOT BTFO-TISTA BY A MANLET

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News:
RIP Bautista - 5/15/2016
Stroman graduated from THE Duke University
Sale is the best pitcher in MLB
Kershaw is okay
Arrieta needs more pilates
Beltran should be in the Hall
Braves dont have 10 wins yet
Ice soccer and syrup are for queers
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Bautista is listed at one inch taller than Odor, that's it just one inch
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>Peavy vs Arrieta
>Cain vs Lester
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first for eating asshole
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>be american
>see bat in mid air
>get uncontrollably upset
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ITT we post the most punchable faces in Baseball. I'll start.
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>3 posts early
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>>67626182
>be canadian
>get punched in the face by a manlet
>become laughing stock of baseball
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>>67626162
>bandwagoning means whatever I want it to
I have Carlos Delgado's autograph from spring training in Dunedin, fuck off. Regardless, being proud of illiteracy is retarded.
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>>67626196
>jose bautista is canadian
>amerisemens
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>>67626187
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nth for /int/ posters to go back or stay in /hoc/
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>>67626154
>be canadian
>get punched
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>>67626200
>amerisemens
what the fuck
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what happened to the Mariners? last week they were in 1st place now they're GBTFO by the shit tier Angels
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>need stattrack on that wicked right hook by odor
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Royals
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>>67626196
>be american
>become a statistic at the hands of a black american youth
>media cares more about criminal black youth being shot police
> clap and tip the black youth after he violates your women
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>>67626192
I know that feel pretty well lately Bay bro
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>>67626213
by an angels team that got swept by the rays

which got swept by the mariners

baseball is just weird friend
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desu he didn't even have much weight behind the punch, wasn't that hard a hit
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>>67626199
>the Big Hurt hit his 500th dinger in that shitty fucking Jays uniform
Kind of sad desu
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What a shit weekend. gg rockies. fuck da umps

Also, Bautista rekt. Thank you based Odor.
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>First place
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>>67626227
Blacks mostly just shoot each other anyways
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>>67626154
I found Batista's comment that it takes more than a small guy go knock him down funny since the only reason he didn't fall over was Beltre keeping him up
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>>67626213
AL west is a joke senpai, A's will be in first in 2 weeks
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>>67626187

Literally the worst face in baseball
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>>67626234
It's even sadder that Doc Halladay had to retire for the Jays to catch a glimpse of their former glory.

I thank god every day that Vernon Wells is gone, but that's an entirely different story.
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>>67626187
This smug fucking douchebag
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>>67626229
Well the A's are literally always on the losing end of it, so it feels brettygud desu
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>>67626154
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>>67626260
Vernon Wells was good for the most part though. It's not his fault JP Ricciardi blew his load on that ridiculous contract.
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>>67626187
>that subtle hair change
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>his team doesn't have the best young hitter in the game
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>>67626187
This guy, Kelby Tomlinson has been hitting pretty well lately when he fills in at second or short, but he's not a great fielder and I hate his face. He looks some entitled hipster surbanite who moved into his friend's garage and started smoking heroin after high school. And his name is Kelby. Kelby Tomlinson
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Nice fresh meme

https://vine.co/v/i0hWtWdgOPq
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>>67626290
stop senpai
we have no reason to brag after this weekend
let's wait until we beat walgreens
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>>67626291
Nowhere near as bad as Sogard.
I want to lodge a piece of glass in his eye.
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>>67626291
*hipster suburbanite
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>>67626229

Is he the worst closer on a contending team?
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>>67626297
medium jej
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>>67626260
im still pissed he didnt throw out the first pitch for us last year in game 1 of the ALDS
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>>67626206
Average punch-ability, nothing fantastic.

>>67626248
>implying derpy = punchable
No sir, his face is fucked, but I don't really want to punch him.

>>67626268
Oh my fuck, I want to punch that guy pretty darn bad. Well done.

>>67626291
Eh, glasses are fine, it's not a big deal. Kind of want to punch him since he picked such shitty frames.
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>>67626297
>nu male faggot
>I manage Kotaku's Vine account
>Brooklyn
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Not even a rags fan but Odor is fucking based AS FUCK
WHAT A HOOK
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>>67626290
that really is a good looking swing tho

Is Thor one of those guys who had to choose between the NFL/NHL/MLS/NBA and MLB?
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>>67626315
Are you saying A-Rod has a punchable face? Because if you are I whole heartedly agree
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>Bawwtista
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>>67626287
There's something about JP's face that's pretty darn punchable. He just made me sad all the time with his poor decisions and my youthful optimism.

>>67626305
Holy fuck, that guy's face is pretty darn punchable too. The different beard lengths are particularly off putting when combined with his shaved jawline and hipster glasses.
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>>67626187
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I know Bautista is a dick but I really want to see somebody punch Harper like that more. I want to see him get the Allan Ray treament.
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>>67626305
He does look kind of annoying
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>>67626290
I was at this game with my cousin and his friend at field level behind home plate. Father and son Mets fans sat infront of us, exchanged friendly bants the entire game. Good people.
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>>67626348
what did harper even do, hes done nothing wrong and hes never cucked an entire fanbase in 1 plate appearance
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Was 5/15/16 the day the >rags officially stopped being >fags? Memeiner and Pathetic fans, pls do not answer this question.
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>>67626370

> what did harper even do

a fucking leaf, ladies and gentlemen
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>>67626348
HEY FUCK YOU
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>>67626227
Big talk from a country whose largest city is like 80% Somalian.
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>>67626290
This hurts the jays more than a punch ever will

>dickey
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>>67626341
Yes, yes I certainly am. He's especially punchable when compared to Jeter.

>>67626344
Fuck off, I love Lawrie. He's just a Jagger-Bomb pounding machine, and you have to love him for who he is. I bet your girlfriend wants to fuck him too.

This is also a pretty deep cut.
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>>67626385
>Throws: A wicked right hook

A rare real laugh, good job
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> Reddick
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holy shit Ross' wife is a smoke show
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>>67626308
Probably not, he's got an ERA of 1.72 fammo. His blown saves happened because he had absolutely no breathing room, he only gave up one run in three different appearances. People will score once in a while, that's baseball. It helps when your team can be up by more than one run
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>>67626187
also this guy right here

I hate this stupid face that he's always making
and I hate the way he trots with those shrugged shoulders and short arm swings

he stands with shrugged shoulders also, is that just the way he is? no neck and big shoulders or something, whatever it is it pisses me off

>>67626392
of course you like him you faggot canadian

>girlfriend
>3dpd
'no'
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>blow gays

https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/732038389667483649/video/1
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>>67626375
still waiting

or is this one of those autistic things where you dont like his hair or celebration or something
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>>67626386
oh fuck he knows

shut it down boys
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Fucking babby odor sucker punching based bautista like the manlet he is. kek. If that manlet tried that shit to me i would literally kill him. Im 6'4, 170 pounds, that fucking 5'6 mexicunt manlet wouldnt stand a chance. Fucking pussy. Not only would i know out odor, id fucking flip that cunt beltre over from behind my back onto his face then grass stomp his head. Could probably take out a couple other rags players before i have to stop cause the umps arrived and im not a douchebag like the rags. I actually have class and know when to be violent and when to be a gentleman. The best part is that sense im not a complete chimp violent nigger manlet loser that starts shit his ass cant cash, i wouldnt even get suspended, meanwhile ragnigger players that were still alive would be suspended for 15 games. Stay World Seriesless rags..
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>>67626418

> i started watching baseball last september
> please take my opinions seriously
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>>67626427
>blow gays
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>>67626386
>60% white
>when you include """"""white""""" hispanics
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>>67626427
nice proxy cancuck
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>>67626427
*teleports behind Odor*

*slices him in half with one fell swoop of my katana*

*sheathe katana, tip trilby, and walk calmly back to dugout*

heh... nothin' personnel, rags
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>>67626427
Cringe.
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>>67626427
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>>67626472
I'm pretty sure it's just copypasta. He's not being serious
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>Odor is coming to wreck your shit
>You may choose any active player to protect you

Who do you choose?
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>>67626279
>Those 2 seconds in which he raises his hands and asks for mercy

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>67626496
Bartolo
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>>67626496
No one

Ill throw down with that fuck nigga by myself

Pussiboi can come and get these hands baka
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>>67626342
>white sux winning the NL central
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>>67626496
The obvious answer is Bautista, to distract him, but I'd pick Colby Rasmus. Dude has crazy eyes, and probably has a knife.
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>>67626496
Papi and Trout
The amount of steroids between the two of them could beat anyone
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>>67626496
Jorge Soler, that nigga huge and was once suspended at AA for charging the opposing dugout with a bat
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>>67626514
Why not Arrieta as well then?
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should have learned from tensnake.
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>>67626496
CarGo

he probably fantasizes about kicking the shit out of manlets all day
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>>67626496
Bumgarner to be honest. Not saying he's the biggest and baddest, I'm just curious and want to see him or someone from >my team in action
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>>67626524
To be fair, that fat guy just needed to raise his flabby ass arm and he would have been fine from all those rights and that manlet would be gassed.
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>>67626496
Pedroia
I want to see a couple of manlets going at it
maybe it'll be just like a mayweather pacquiao fight
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>>67626524
How do you even let that happen literally just grab on to him and fall down on him with your bodyweight
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>>67626523
I dont think Pilates would be useful in a fight
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>>67626524
I'm pretty sure that's actually Odor
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blowy fags got punched in the face by a manlet
he will never live this down
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>>67626427
>blow gays fans
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>>67626496
Yadi

>>67626513
Rasmus used to play here and he's a spoiled soft bitch.
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>Bootista always tries to act tough
>Get BTFO by a manlet
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>>67626560
>le canadian boogyman

yes cletus anyone who doesnt agree with you is canadian
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ITT: Players who run faster to fights than they do on the basepaths
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>>67626588
you forgot your image bro
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>>67626418
any grown man that blows a kiss at another grown man is a pompous faggot that needs to be beaten to oblivion
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>>67626154

Anyone see the Raptors fuck up the Heat tonight?
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>>67626601
you sound so stereotypically redneck i have to ask what city or """"town"""" do you live in
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>>67626601
>being this insecure about your sexuality

wew lad
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>>67626608
>this projecting

if Harper had the balls to blow a kiss at somebody like Noah Syndergaard that's fine, but to blow a kiss to some career minor leaguer shows what he is made of.
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>>67626290
Damn, that's a griffey swing right there
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>>67626427
>sucker punching

wow you faggot, you don't even know what a sucker punch is lol
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>>67626290
can a team worse than the Phillies really have the best anything?
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>mlb cucks sleeping on aj prellers gm dominance

you faggots dont know shit about baseball n need to bow down to one of the greatest gms of our time slowly lurking under the radar

got draft picks for days and compensation picks you fucken betas
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>>67626668
Your dad has the best boipussy, fag
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LMAO Odor also BTFO Donaldson
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>>67626668
>can a winning team have the best anything?

Of course stupid
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Why does he look like such a badass?
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"THIS IS A REAL DONNYBROOK"
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>>67626727

MADMAN
A
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M
A
N
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>>67626729
americans are used to looking at negros and mexicans kicking their asses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SKlWHJNIFY
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>>67626602
BIYOMBO IS AN UNSTOPPABLE LOCOMOTIVE SERIOUS NIGGER
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>>67626496
I'd go get Sandoval and tell him Odor is made of chocolate
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>>67626788
What is this and why did you link it

Also
>British Colombia
>almost every is asian
Of course
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>>67626788
I chuckled a couple times desu, also what was that

>>67626856
I think they're all asian
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>>67626758
Because he has sunglasses covering those goofy fucking eyes of his.
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>>67626783
How does what you said have anything to do with my post?
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so he tossed a bat a year ago and they want to knock him out?

>the state of boreball
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What will be the first game President Trump throws out the first pitch for?
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>>67626916
i'll toss my ass up your foot if u dont shut the fuck up
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>>67626916
You don't even know what happened though...he pretty much tried to tackle a player with his spiked cleats and he got put in his place like the phony tough guy he is
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>>67626922
USA VS MEXICO WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC
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Could Mike Trout go down as the greatest CF ever? Even better than Griffey?
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post your gf bros
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>>67626943
but anon, Willie Mays is the greatest CF ever, not Griffey

and no, no he can't
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>>67626943
No, griffey has more style. Griffey has a nicer swing. Griffey didn't roid. Trout is amazing, but not griffey
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>I rate Harper
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>>67626946
is that a tranny?
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what the fuck kind of name is Rougned?
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>be american
>get angry about a batflip
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>>67626943
Could he? Yes. Will he? Depends on injuries, and how fast/hard he declines.
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>>67626990
>be canadian
>be a gigantic poo poo butt faglord
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>>67627000
Cancucks btfo by trips
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Kek
It's making the rounds on the early morning news

Also slow motion WEBM of Pillar when
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>>67626996
Everytime i see Mike Trout I can't believe that frame has held up this long.
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>>67627106
He's going to balloon out by his early 30's and become Andruw Jones 2.0, I guarantee it.
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who /2017 comeback player of the year/ here?
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>>67626154

Odor vs. McGregor: Who wins?
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>>67627137
Right here

>yfw Loria signs him for the ultimate publicity stunt
>yfw Barry and Giancarlo smash 100 dingers combined
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>>67627157

Please, Barry. Come back to us.
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What is it with the Rangers throwing the best punches at whiny faggots in the MLB? first Nolan pummels Ventura in a headlock now on the anniversary of that Odor shows millions of people how much of a bitch Bautista is

Pottery
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>>67627157
>>67627164
How can a dude with that smile be such a colossal butthole? He seems genuinely happy there.
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>>67627221
He was a spoiled, entitled brat of a somewhat absentee MLB father. He never had to face any consequences his whole life and could get away with being a complete asshole to everybody because of who his dad was and especially because of his own athletic talent
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>>67626496
Papelbon

Massive and literally out of his mind
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I hope the Rangers never win a world series in the history of this universe.
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>rags full of coke addicts, wife beaters, violent criminals, and Matt Bush
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>>67627504
>16-22
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>>67627357
Cancuck pls go
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>>67626788
T H I C K
H
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C
K
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>TFW da snakes get a goat pitcher
>TFW they could be contender
>TFW SFG sweep series
SAME AS IT EVER WAS! SAME AS IT EVER WAS!
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>>67627706
Yeah, but they swept >us the series before
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>jesse chavez in the jays pen

wat
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>Tfw Canucks and Cucktista got btfo'd by a manlet
>Tfw the royals won today
>Tfw got a raise at my job
>Tfw lost my virginity
Today was a great day, how was your day /mlb/?
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>>67626496
Yadi Molina would wreck Odor, then have a beer with him afterwards.

Then they'd both get drunk and kick the shit out of Bawwwtista again.
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>>67627357
When is the last time the city of Canada won a championship in any major sport?
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>mfw rangers fans think a glancing blow to joey's shoulder makes up for their humiliating ALDS loss, or losing the season series
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I woulda thrown at Bautista in the first if anything

I also would have reacted similarly to Bautista (probably worse), and if I was odor I also would have punched him the face. All in all just 2 teams not willing to give an inch, wasn't really surprised or upset, shit happens

Hopefully now they're past the point of throwing heaters at each other's ribs, but I guess we won't find out until/if they meet up again in the playoffs or next year
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>>67629157
Lol, I think joey bats is one of the most entertaining players in the league, but he got rocked right in the jaw
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>>67629176
TWAS MERELY A GRAZING
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>>67626496

Hit dawg slam man. inb4 inactive etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_YlPTsFqY
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>>67629198
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssmuAWiL5RM
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>>67629209
Did someone tell Mo Vaughn that there was a donut on the mound?
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Why are rags fans so upset with Bautista and not Andrus? He's the one who made 3 (three) consecutive errors that made the entire inning possible. Or even dyson for throwing an absolute beach ball.
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Why do diehard for life Jays "fans" watch their baseball games on Twitter thirty (30) seconds at a time?
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>>67629819
>bats being flipped into the air hurt my bottom
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I will be visiting the US in a few weeks, should I bring my baseball bat and flip it while I'm there or will I get shot?
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>>67630135

Please do it. These Rangers fans are really, really stupid.

>hurrr he deserved it because it was a dirty slide

It was a normal hard baseball slide to break up a double play. Fucking newfags.
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Is Odor so pussy that he can't handle a hard slide? Maybe he shouldn't play in the infield if he's that much of a pussy.
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>>67630321
>>67630336
Meh, I don't even blame him, but maybe from playing hockey all my life I'm just used to seeing shit like that (scuffles, guys getting punched, etc). Like literally every game
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>>67630336
>blow guy the fuck out
>get called a pussy by fat Neets on 4chan.

You you hosers be any more pissed off?
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>>67630353

Fighting is chimp-tier. Unless someone really did something wrong to you.
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>>67630355

You must be a nigger if you think punching people for no reason is cool.
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>that was the last time the Rangers and Blue Jay's will meet this year.

What a waste. Neither team will probably make the postseason either.
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>>67630406

Good thing those super brave and tough rangers waited until Bautista's last at-bat to bean him :^)
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>>67630397
What a surprise, a racist neet offended by a punch. Gonna take a wild guess here and say you've never had sex. Maybe even in the never touched a titty club.
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>>67630321
Ahhhhh it was a dirty slide but if Bautista really wanted to injure odor he could have no problem. Odor should be thankful his leg isn't broken.
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>>67626496
Jose Bautista, and hope and pray that Odor is too tired to get me after he beats the fuck out of Bautista
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>>67630647
kek
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OFFICIAL UPDATED MAY 15 PRESEASON PREDICTIONS

ALE:
Red Sox
Orioles (WC1)
Yankees
Blue Jays
Rays

ALC:
Indians
Royals
White Sox
Tiger
Twins

ALW:
Rangers
Mariners (WC2)
Athletics
Astros
Angels

NLE:
Nationals
Mets (WC1)
Phillies
Marlins
Braves

NLC:
Cubs
Pirates (WC2)
Cardinals
Reds
Brewers

NLW:
Dodgers
Rockies
Giants
Diamondbacks
Padres
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>>67630321
>It was a normal hard baseball slide

How many threads are you shitposting this in Jose?
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>>67630722
>NLW:
>Dodgers

Stopped reading there
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>>67626727
>arms firmly at side
>upper body leaning forward
>on foot barely making contact with the ground
Look at that amazing defensive stance that Donald has
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How many games do you think odor gets? I'm genuinely curious how they handle this situation.
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>>67630722
>Giants
>Third
You're fucking retarded
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>>67630882
5 games and a Presidential Medal of Freedom
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>>67626496
Matt Holliday = big guy
Stinky Smelly Odor != big guy

I'll take the big guy
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>>67630913
U U

U U
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Don't put heem in your subject you FEGATS
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>>67626496
Evan Gattis easily.
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>>67626496
Sean Rodriguez!
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Why is no one talking about how Kevin Pillar fights like a teenage girl?
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>>67626496
Chris Davis, Odor wouldn't reach his chin and wear himself out trying.
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>>67630926
Please don't tell Allah on us
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Could Odor beat up Nolan Ryan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE
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>>67631063
Chris Davis is pretty scary looking to be honest. Him showing no emotion makes me wonder when he just explodes and kills a handful of people with his bare hands.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/BlueJayHunter/status/731990264789733378

What did he mean by this?
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>>67631084
Davis is a big teddy bear.

>>67630926
Feck off
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>>67631121
>tfw you'll never be held like a baby by Chris Davis and his giant arms
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>>67631121
>>67631150
His forearms are the size of my thighs and I'm 210lbs
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>>67631150
Why is Chris Davis holding Jose Bautista?
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Based Odor
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>the crowd chanting lets go rags, then blue jays sucks, and finally USA USA

many keks
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>>67631219
>editing war between rags and gays fans
kek
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>>67626496
is Aaron Judge considered active? I want Aaron Judge.
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>>67626758
>lip overbite while fighting
You do not want to do this, I've seen some shit.
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>>67631294
>fight
I wouldn't call that a fight. Odor got a free shot and then the benches cleared. He definitely got his moneys worth though. I don't think odor could have punched him any harder.
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>>67631294
On a semi related note, a kid on my little league team used to do the Michael Jordan tongue thing when he was at bad. Took a pitch to the chin and bit his tongue off
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>>67627164
I really think he could hit .270 with 20 hrs and 70 rbis if he came back right now
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>>67631419
kek
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What happened to the offense?
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>>67631458
yesterday they didn't have posey or duffy
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>>67631458
Lucky for the giants they have bumgarner cueto and samardzjia
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Top 5 pitchers by WAR:

1. Kershaw
2. Quintana
3. Nola
4. Sale
5. Cueto

>tfw your team fell for the Cueto meme and it's been fine so far
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I know a lot of people in my age group disagree with me, but I personally love that players police the game the way they choose.

Everyone has hopped on the ''Muh le Bryce Harper make baseball fun I should be able to do whatever I want without consequences!'' meme, but I personally think if you're going to act like a douchebag, you should be prepared for the backlash.

I think Bautista was completely entitled to flip his bat, but I also don't disagree with what the Rangers did to him.

What will people remember more after it's all said and done? Bautista's bat flip on a team that didn't win the WS, or Bautista getting rekt?
My money is on Bautista getting rekt.
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>the phillies are actually good this season
>the white sox are actually good this season
>the memeiners are doing good
>the cubs haven't lost 10 games yet
>bautista got his come-uppance finally

Is this bizzaro MLB?

>tfw your fav team is having its worst start in 50 years
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>>67631669
I agree 100% with you. The last part I think depends who you ask. The rags have had so many >rags moments it's unbelievable.
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>>67631669
I'd say Bautista's bat flip desu, that and everything leading up to it was one of the best postseason moments of this decade.

Canadians are getting more bootyblasted than they should be over this though
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>spic hits another spic
>somehow Canada btfo

This board is full of retards
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>>67631742
Pic related is you
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>>67631751
he's right tho
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>>67631742
>this damage control

>>67631669
Yeah I agree, let the players self-police.
Harper being suspended and fined for swearing is the dumbest shit ever.
And I'll always remember the punch because I hate Bautista, but MLB will only show the bat-flip for media shit.
That being said, the Rangers did nothing wrong, and really neither did Bautista.
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Where does lastnight brawl rank on your list?
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>>67631575
just wait for the second half of the season desu familia
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>>67631219
>that hits statistic
>kek
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>>67631866
I think it's the single greatest hook in baseball history.

But I don't think it's the craziest brawl, it ranks below the Cardinals/Reds explosion, for example. Some dude had his career ended by that one.
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>>67631866
>brawl
One man getting rocked to his knees isn't a "brawl", it's a beatdown
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>>67631919
>one man knocked to his knees
Youre going to have to try a little harder than that
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>>67631866
A perfect punch we've all been waiting for, but a weak overall brawl.

Nothing will top this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0QlGsgNLIg

>lloyd charging from the bullpen
>strawberry going nuts
>fighting in the dugouts

wew lad
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>>67632059
Orioles and Mainers had a really good one. IIRC Cal Ripken got sucker punched and they were worried that the injury might have snapped his game streak
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>>67630722
>Yankees
>Third

"no"
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>>67632059
doesn't count
they're all on roids in that one
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Lets post more fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-3vTjr-xlU

my favorite from last year
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>>67632206
How many brawls were the Royals involved in last year? Ventura is seriously nigger tier
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>>67632231
3 or 4. He's calmed down a lot. He may have calmed down too much, even. He can't go from being 100% hot fire to trying to be a stone cold iceman over the course of two seasons. Something's got to give.
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>>67632231
that was the only "brawl"

ventura got chippy with the angels too and the benches cleared with the blue jays as well. the sox and angels altercations were early in the year when the royals were getting hit by an inordinate amount of pitches to start the season. the team felt like they had a target on them and were overly defensive because of it
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Fuck players fighting, post fans fighting
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Anyone else think they should have stat tracked the punch on Bautista? Fist impact speed, head exit speed. Woulda been great
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>>67632265
Wasn't Ventura the one who started the whole Royals/A's shitfest to start the season?
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>>67632262
>yfw he gets beaned twice in an NL game and chimps out
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Post images that cause entire crybaby fanbases to piss on themselves.
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>"If you don’t want someone to celebrate his successes, do your job better so that he doesn’t have any successes to celebrate – get him out."

Why didn't the Rags do this? Is it because the entire state is full of butthurt neanderthals?
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When will Ortiz get busted for PEDs?
Will he ever? He's the MLBs golden-child who can do whatever he wants and never get in trouble.

I don't doubt he's giving off his stash to his teammates this year either.
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lmaooooo Christopher Russo is going absolutely apeshit on Odor right now
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>>67632301
No doubt he's going to explode, it's just a matter of when. He's done a complete 180 on his behavior and there's no way it's sustainable
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>>67632314
how's last place?
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>>67632262
>he may have calmed down too much

yeah this is seriously a problem. he looks like a statue out there and that passion is what made him good. iirc the start after each time the benches cleared on a game he started, he played extremely well. that emotion really helps him a lot

it also doesn't help that he has took some heat off his fastball and is trying to be more of a finesse guy before actually being ready to transition like that. if you can throw 98, throw 98 desu

>>67632296
oh i completely forgot about the A's shit lmao. ventura was involved in the series of events as was kelvin herrera
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>>67632325
odds on him beaning a Sox player tonight after they rough him the fuck up?
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