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first for sweeper keepers
first dutchy called up to the NT for my team!
I want to make next thread
Fuck off, cancer.
Wrong board again.
Are there really only 7 people here?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223365
>>67618706
Please refrain from doing so.
DAD? DAD?! subedition
>>67618706
We'll let you make a thread only if Madrid wins la Undécima (and Cronaldo scores).
So I'm selling Brandt and keeping Yesildag.
Am I on a wrong lads?
>>67618922
sell them both
ones a turkroach and the others a manlet, and both of them are wingshits
>>67618585
Best role.
We gave it a good go
>>67618922
>7mln euros per annum
>a mid-table team in Polish Ekstraklasa pays half of this money to two players
good finance management you have there
>>67619232
>>67619188
>no actual sweeping
>just dribbling out to start attacks
nice job SI
>>67619378
To be fair the Polish Ekstraklasa is shite
>>67619378
Or maybe that Polish Ekstraklasa team has shit finance management
thanks /trb/
>>67619466
Classic
Everyone who plays this always thinks of what their club's imaginary supporters would write on the imaginary Darlington Message Board, right?
>Ratcliffe - 3/10, shit hair, still can't cross, needs to be dropped
>>67618817
>and Cronaldo scores
...unless he scores a penalty in the last minute when Real are already winning by two or more goals
>>67619517
I don't know, do Italians have a written language?
>>67619575
I've only ever heard of hand gestures myself
So how long is >Art forgotten by the /sp/ faithful
/jp/ mods apparently have a better sense of humor than /a/
Who /biz/ here?
>>67619378
lorenzo have you spent any time in Ząbki?
It's nice to be on the other side of the refballing for once.
u jelly?
>>67621033
Pretty good but a big chunk of his PA is wasted on teamwork
>>67621138
but I play two Strikers, so its k.
>>67620335
Do I count?
>>67621219
Dolladollabillzyall
>barcelona sports director btfo
>>67621219
>having so many players you have to loan them out to Leamington and Wealdstone
Haha no
>>67621219
>49m on one player
Definitely don't qualify, if you're spending more than £20m you're overpaying or trying to buy talent instead of grow it.
>>67621308
Literally all from u18s and shitters used to fill out my reserve squad, i accept every offer for any player below 2.5 star PCA .
Started a career at a Republic of Ireland team on FM16.
Start game date was February 2015.
When is the first youth intake? This year or the next year?
Ireland's intake date is listed as mid-September
>>67621337
I did overpay, but im in the transition between generations of strikers and none of my current prospects are good enough yet to be top scorers, and this lad scores alot of goals.
>>67618706
No.
>>67618817
>>67618854
Don't encourage him.
>>67620335
Always
>>67621413
I'm s-sorry.
Is my game bugged as fuck or is this a known issue in FM? 6 goals from direct free-kicks overall after a full BPL season. That can't make sense.
>>67620335
I'd probably do better if I weren't, desu
I seriously need to find some home grown talent soon
>>67621538
>home grown talent
have 0 idea what that is, welcome to the club south american refugees
>>67621538
My national purity program is making progress
>>67621538
iktfb
I've got my 4 irish talents but no academy products.
>>67620335
I overpaid but it didn't matter too much in the end.
>de city of poortugal
thanks for that sporting lel
>>67621689
inb4 >schalke
>>67621337
Bought this lad for 40 million£ when he was 20. Dont feel like I overpaid for him, wheres the line drawn?
>>67621538
I'd take (semi-)rare flags over homegrown talent any day
lubis is classed as non-eu, so he's legit then? not just a dutch guy with 2nd nat?
>>67621538
>Dong-suk
>>67621800
Class
Win the Premiership with the worst defensive record in the league. Who else is on my level?
>>67621857
Its not the worst though
>>67621538
is fm14 better than fm16?
looking back i played 250 hrs of it so it must be good but should i switch back?
>>67621857
Chat shit get banged.
>>67621857
>winning the Premiership with Leicester
lel, FM's so fucked up :^)
>that one youth prospect you dismissed because you doubted he would ever be good enough, but went on to achieve great things and fulfilled his potential to be one of the greats.
What's his name, /trb/?
>>67621876
Fuck's sake I thought it was, can't even read properly. That makes my achievement less enjoyable now.
>>67621906
Null
he doesnt exist friendo, all my youth are shit
>>67621906
>implying i dont try to buy every 5 star regen that comes across my desk
>This /gif/ v /wg/ game
>>67621774
I picked him up after he was released by Persipura, he's pretty solid.
Sadly i had to release my players from Surinam and San Marino at the end of last season
>>67621961
>from surinam
its suriname m8 also where did you find them
>>67621973
Kenji Gorre, i think he was playing for some dutch club
>>67622016
oh ye he is son of our current NT trainer
>>67621953
Link
>>67622063
implyingrigged.info and click the link
>>67621906
I'm still so mad that I dug through a compressed fm13 folder and tried about 20 different african dude filenames to find it
he didn't even turn into a world-beater, but he was so shit for my club that I was delighted to let city take him off me for about 3m when he was 19 or so
>>67622059
>>67622059
He had good attributes but i couldn't get him to perform, probably because he was a winger and i was trying to play him as an AMC
>>67621953
I love Macca's commentary
>>67622189
Yeah he needs to be on more
>>67622189
>Macca's comentary
What?
>>67622105
Since when did they start using hithox? I seem to remember they were on twitch before.
>>67622256
implyingrigged.info and click the hitbox link
>>67622270
They got banned because of /pol/ just flooding the chat with racism and presumably the admins looked at when it was happening and saw Hitler et al as the players and just decided it was a racist stream.
>>67622256
He commentates from time to time.
>>67622307
He isn't commentating now though.
have real nigga hours started
>>67622328
whenever I am online the hours have started
>>67621906
will keen
>>67622323
>just decided it was a racist stream
I tuned in just as they were screaming about boss nigger and cunt destroyer. I can see the cucks over at twitch having an issue with this stream.
>>67621961
>>67621538
>Lubis
>from Persipura
Oh SI...
Championship looking competitive this season
>>67622896
kek
>>67622609
Please explain
>>67622896
>sunderland
>dem 3 seasons in Greece
I think i've signed a haddock
>2 points clear of second place going into the final game of season
>assman wants me to hold team meeting
>these are the choices of what to say
how does the game come to these wacky conclusions
>>67621906
Manu Moreno
>>67621906
I thought of this guy but he isn't even that good.
This regen is unreal, even Buyern can't compete anymore
>>67622328
Yes stream where?
>>67623719
meh idk
What are some good resources to learn about tactics in soccer before I let my autism go and get FM16?
I'm watching a game right now, and it's interesting, but I have no idea what's going on beyond the basics.
>>67623719
He can't compete with 4cc
>>67623779
Yeah I'm watching the comedy gold too but should be over in a min
That was bad and now i feel bad
>>67623779
this and i also can't be bothered
>>67623745
just watch some football man
>pic
>Art
I'm in tears lads, we're doing it. We're actually doing it
>>67624283
I really did choke late
I could have signed him for pennies when he was still in Lebanon, these Belgian cunts want £6m!
>>67624327
I was surprised how committed to it I was this season. Stuck with it for the first 20 weeks or so. Usually I give up after week 3.
>>67618496
>create like a god command
>like a king work like a slave
?
i did this
>>67624410
yes
what
the
actual
fuck
>>67624283
Comfy 12th place, pretty good considering I stopped updating my team around February.
>>67624563
It's your tactics
>>67624722
They held PSG to a draw and demolished Juve 3-1!
>>67624834
It's their tactics
>>67624911
Well tell them too stop!
Nice, we beat our points total for the 1965/66 season already
>>67621033
u jelly yet?
>>67625683
>jelly of TAP-in-ier vi-PEN-te
>16 HOURS
glad I wasn't the retard who signed this shitter, at least his goal was actually important as we went on to come back from 0-1 down and win 2-1
>>67622930
Lubis is a surname only used by people in one of the westernmost part of Indonesia. A surname which in 99% of the time usually means that he is from Batak ethnicity.
While Persipura is located in the capital of the easternmost province in Indonesia.
I hope that he only once played in Persipura after spawning in some North Sumatran club because people from those 2 province rarely played that far apart from their home provinces.
>>67622930
Not to mention clubs from both of those provinces pride themselves for using each provinces talent in the squad especially if those players ends up getting called to the NT.
>>67625578
>2021
>Lolliga is 5th
What happened?
>>67627185
If barça or real choke once or twice each their coefficient falls really fast.
>>67626650
>>67626693
He was born in Jayapura, Papua. I guess Miles doesn't have the time to study all the ethnogeographic regions of south east asia
god damn Defensive is such a great mentality.
it's like Control but literally better in every way.
>>67628061
Well they can't even give Brazilian teams the right kit color so that is to be expected.
>when the shots go in the goal
>Picking Memus Rashford for the 26 man provisional squad when you clearly have no intention of taking him
>Leaving out Walcott for Rashford when Walcott might actually be of some use and was worth at least putting in the provisional squad
Woy pls
>>67628425
>Walcott might actually be of some use
>>67628505
I mean at least you can stick him on the wing or pacebabby him up front. Rashford is literally just going to get cut because >we have better options and he can't play anywhere else
>English FA
>>67622896
how come Sunderland only got 1 point? 3 won 4 draws?
>>67628559
FFP I reckon
>>67628325
>in the 92nd minute
>Checking out Copa America fixtures as I've been entirely too focused on Euros to pay any attention to it before now
>Haiti are in Brazil's group
Fucking hell that is gonna end like 12-0
>>67628325
>Three minutes of stoppage time
>Highlight at 91 minutes at your end of the pitch
>Good cuck Ronny
>Celtic fans
>>67628735
Norbro spotted in crowd
What is this?
>name is Dick Cocks
>looks like a pornstar
Alright, time to take Dolcan Ząbki to the top of Europe.
I just read an interesting theory on the England squad
>Take Rashford to the 26 man squad with no intention of keeping him for 23 man squad
>Rashford will be hyped and want to show Roy how good he is
>Rashford will train harder than anybody else
>Other more experienced players who are used to getting called up won't want to look bad so will also train harder
>Squad is better prepared for the tournament for having taken Rashford along to the provisional squad than if they had taken a veteran player who would probably not train quite as hard
>ywn pick international teams as poorly as Hodgson
why live
>it's a everyone complains about national team selection episode
>>67628949
In real life time passes in seconds, hours, days, weeks, months, years
The correct sentence would be 'it's a everyone complains about national team selection day'
>>67628992
>The correct sentence would be 'it's a everyone complains about national team selection day'
I don't like that because it doesn't begin with a memearrow
>>67628877
I don't think this theory is revolutionary. My guess is that a lot of intl managers have been doing this a long time (maybe also managers at club level). Not said that it is a bad theori. I like it, and I would use it as a manager aswell.
speaking of the england national squad, how do you like this project of mine lads
i got 200£ mil to spend but all i really need is sterling to complete my collection of overrated englishmen
>>67629047
Yeah it probably isn't anything new and maybe others are well aware of it but it certainly hadn't occurred to me before. If that is the reasoning then I think its a shrewd move. Has certainly calmed my rage a little.
>>67629070
>Inj: Jack Wilshere
>Liverpool's Dejan Lovren left out of Croatia squad for Euros. He's fallen out with the coach Ante Cacic
kek
>>67629070
this lad should become a good TM
>197 cm
>104 kg
>>67629139
cheeseinthegame
this fucking table lads
>top 6 seperated by 1 point
>a 23 point gap between 6th and 23rd
>a 28 point gap between 23rd and 24th
>>67628860
Have fun, I'm doing the same thing with Zaglebie Sosnowiec and it is an interesting experience to say the least.
Woy out for not picking Miles desu
Does taking part in transfer deadline day result to more incoming bids
Do any of you guys play the mobile version when you're away from your computers? I'm tempted to buy it but it's $13 dollary-doos
>>67629291
I think it makes the day last longer to allow for for transfers and such to go through yeah.
How much would you pay?
>>67629312
You could set up teamviewer on your PC and download the teamviewer app and play it that way
>>67628128
given that the clubs are now all named ABC and such, I'd guess that was out of spite
Would it be crazy to play 2 complete forwards? One attack and one support. It's the role both my main strikers are best at
>>67629312
Tried it, it's garbage
If you really want it just get the .apk from somewhere off the internet
>>67629318
>aggression 5
he a pussy
>Chelsea manager-elect Antonio Conte has been cleared of any wrongdoing in a match fixing scandal from 2011.
>The 46-year-old, who will lead Italy at Euro 2016 next month, was accused of doing nothing to halt a scandal while in charge of Italian side Siena.
>However a judge in Cremona acquitted Conte because the accusations of sporting fraud were baseless.
>Conte, who served a ban in connection with the case in 2012, will take charge of Chelsea after the Euros.
He can even rig trials!
I think next PL's season will be even better than this season lads, especially at the top
>Pep's rebuild
>Klopp first full year
>Hopefully Mourinho (or Van Gaal) at United
>Wenger
>Leicester defending their title
>Tottenham a year more experienced
>Chelsea back towards the top under Conte
>Tottenham and Leicester defending the English coefficient in the Champions League, possibly Liverpool as well so there'd be 5 English teams in the Champions League if they win the Europa League
First we have the Euros to tie us over the summer then a great PL season, gonna be good lads
>>67629592
Liverpool will be shit
Louis' Utd will be shit after spending another 100m
Arsenal will finish 3rd after a good start
City will win after spending 174,5m
Leicester top 7
Tottenham about the same point total as this year
Chelsea will do alright, easy top 4
>>67629592
>we have the Euros to tie us over the summer
>tfw I am the only Euro hyp for Copa America
>>67629651
>I am the only Euro hyp for Copa America
I'll be here for it. Nige as well
>>67629661
can i join?
>>67629501
Will le wog coach meme ever end? Ranieri or bust i say
>>67629686
Won't you be busy supporting Holland at the Eur- oh, nevermind
>>67629712
feels good man
>>67629318
>fartmann
>>67629651
I didnt know there was a Copa this year, didn't they have one just last year?
Anyway the games are always after midnight so can't really watch them anyway
>>67629686
>can i join?
Of course bae <3
>>67629764
this one marks 100 years since the first one
did fifa's shite movie even acknowledge that?
>>67629764
>Anyway the games are always after midnight so can't really watch them anyway
"le look at me guys, I have a life :DDDD"
>one game left of the League Two season
>2nd place, need a win and a 4-goal swing to finish 1st
>team in 1st lost
>we won 6-0
good feel
I'm playing FM15 and I just went from semi-pro to pro.
Why can't I offer my players full-time contracts?
Is 16 better than 15?
>>67629866
Top movie, highly recommended
>>67629866
I figured they organized it so Messi had yet another chance to win a prize with argentina
>>67629933
>implying he has a chance against Team USA
murricans eat more than enough burgers to get the same effect from bovine growth hormone as messi did from his doping
>>67629933
>>67629958
https://twitter.com/BreatheSport/status/728187514989645825
>>67629979
actually p. good desu
>>67629979
Wow Trump is a bit of a scaremonger when you really think about it
>>67630012
>implying he's not right about the US standing no chance against Messi, Coon, and Higgy
>>67629979
v creative 3bh
>>67629979
makes argentina look like a crime-ridden hellhole with shit tier quality of life
that and arrogant
>>67630075
>a crime-ridden hellhole with shit tier quality of life
South America in general?
>lose 2-0 away at napoli
>costa injured in the process
>remy bangs in 4 against wet spam next game
WEW LADS
>>67629139
>TM
>good
They've really jumped the shark this time
we RICH boys
actually now i think about it things aren't so great
>Got all my transfers done, I think I'll holiday the summer
>The board looked for parent clubs and accepted Watford
>The board also blew a lot of cash in expanding the stadium
>The stadium expansion has moved us the Stadium:mk: for 2 years
JUST
>>67630456
>>67630467
If they're providing cash injections, you're bleeding money
>Matip
>Grujic
>Karius
>Zielinski
>Götze
>not even June yet
wew la
>>67630531
ye that was the meme
This is going to sound stupid but i've never really used preferred moves, can someone give me a brief overview and what preferred moves are best on fm16?
>>67630612
shoots from distance and stays back at all times
>trusting anything mitch says
West Brom is such a comfy team
>>67630637
That could make a decent threadstarter if it had an FM logo on it desu
>>67630637
Wish I could be a cat
WE ARE GOING UP
>>67630741
How did they even come up with the name Go Ahead Eagles?
>>67630741
>banners on English
>>67630741
dont you guys have 1 more round to play?
also:
>almere city conceding in 4th minute
>>67630803
*in
the plastic triggered me
>>67630812
Yes, vs de Graafschap.
>>67630828
Allright good luck
>>67630817
It's almost like English is an international language.
>>67629448
Play one as a treq and the other as a F9
>>67630496
>going on holiday
You deserve this desu
>>67628860
>>67629178
>not taking up the challenge with the 6th tier team from your grandparents' town, winning the cup in 3rd tier and getting JUST in first knockout round of europa league in the 2nd tier, all while winning the leagues
>>67631046
Damn Zdzisław at it again with the potato head.
>>67631046
My grandparents town doesn't have a football club.
I doubt they could even find 18 people who know the rules.
>>67631073
every once in a while i grow a pedophile mustache
>2-0 up at home against manure
>suddenly 2-2
what_the_fuck.jpg
>go up 3-2
>thank god
>3-3
HAHA! Time to throw away the league with 8 games to go!
>>67631110
Throw away your life brother.
>>67631122
>fuchs and zouma ineligible for cl football
>azpi injured
>ivanobitch injured
>costa injured
Might just do that desu, I'm 2-0 down from the first leg against Napoli and missing several key players, while just having played that 3-3 game three days earlier so literally everyone is at 85-90% condition.
>20 minutes in already two clear cut chances hit the post
>cuadrado tackles the ball straight into the path of higuian to make it 0-1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE MILES
>>67621906
Xavier Maes
If we don't beat Gladbach this could get very ugly
>>67631188
>literally everyone is at 85-90% condition.
Do you even rest your players?
>All the Asians in Leicester are trying to get trains out of the city
About sums them up
>>67631525
M8 rest is for the weak
>>67631470
kek. are you aware of tasmania berlin's reputation as worst team to ever play in the bundes?
>>67631643
a-are you replacing me, pineapple Dutch friend?
>>67631684
>>67631684
Yes, we already have 8 points so there's no pressure now
>>67631692
Naah,prijatelju,I mostly just lurk
Wew. At least there's one good prospect.
>>67631684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ-Z2My2DM
>Art
>>67631823
>Abysmal morale
inb4 spineless personality
>>67631855
Fairly ambitious. But he's already acting like a little bitch and he won't let me tutor him.
>>67632000
It begins
T A C T I C S
A
C
T
I
C
S
What is the hardest you've been FM'ed?
Happening? Fixed most of our issues and we are raping with half my first team players being injured.
What are the prerequisits for getting a new stadium? 20 years and 98%+ attendance?
>>67632091
SI: Home of real life football simulation
>>67632155
I quite like the Promises where they set a target of having to play a player a certain amount of times in a preset timespan
Then when you play him the most recent few games but you don't play him enough for the timespan he gets pissed off that you broke his promise even though he started the past 5 games
And of course I quite like getting SACKED because the board tells me to get 11 points in a certain time and we go something like DWWW the past 4 games and then I get SACKED for not reaching the 11 point target
>>67632155
>>67632197
money
rate my negro
>>67632277
7,14/10
>>67632277
3/5
Please send help
Now this is what I call parity
And if you guys were wondering when will AC Milan git gud again, its 2034-35.
>>67632155
>Have Robbie Keane as a player-manager for the fuck of it
>Take his suggestion for the pre-game pep talk
>Everyone demotivated
>Including Robbie Keane
Also,
>Sign Robbie Keane
>See news story in feed the next day
>"<team> releases Robbie Keane!"
>My other assistant manager fucking sent him packing as soon as he stepped through the door
And that's how I learned the hard way that I should never give the AI signing/releasing privileges
>>67632953
>Have Robbie Keane as a player-manager for the fuck of it
>Take his suggestion for the pre-game pep talk
then who was manager?
>vsing Juventus 4 times in a row over 9 days
>>67632753
>Only +4 G.D. with that record
Post scores
>>67633029
http://imgur.com/a/fFB1H
How do I make public transfer bids? Is that still a thing?
>Have Nigerian guy on my team (West Brom)
>Want to sell his ass because I got no need for him
>Norwhich buys him
>Work permit gets denied despite the fact he already has since he's already playing for West Brom
>>67633262
>I have no idea how work permits work
>>67633287
I have no idea how they work.
>>67633311
http://www.danielgeey.com/the-foreigner-debate-the-fas-new-work-permit-regulations-explained/
Permits are only good on a per contract basis.
Even if he was signed to your club for another year, he could fail if he signed a new contract.
>>67633262
Just wait until Brexit m8
Have any of you guys ever got a player called for National Service?
>>67633395
Makes sense but seems kind of a odd that the multicultural paradise of Britain would have such strict standards against foreigners
>>67633480
No, I don't sign Koreans. By the time I get worldwide scouting permissions only one or two can make my team.
>>67633533
It's their "Foreigners in our leagues are ruining English NT" protection.
>>67633570
>It's their "Foreigners in our leagues are ruining English NT" protection.
Seems like they should aim to improve the coaching of the English players than. Not the foreigners fault English players are shit
I wish only for death.
>copypasting the left wing
lmao getafe
Tonight we bottle it again
>>67633737
will they beat you butters?
>>67633696
nice top 3 m8
>>67633805
I don't think so although I'm playing with my second team. I'm winning 0-2 at HT.
>>67629626
>City will win after spending 174,5m
>implying le sign all le players maymay actually works
>>67633623
There is literally no hope for English delusion when it comes to "their" sport.
>>67633893
protectionism must seem like such a scary thing for Major League Retirement Home
not gonna draw the hipsters in with local murricans
>>67633935
>>67633893
It's kind of amusing to me how we've had very similar results at World Cups since 94, but USA is irrelevant and England are going to bring the next one home.
>>67633805
rekt by my third-choice striker.
>>67633984
Last time I checked the USA can progress out of the group stages
Who are the biggest meme players of 2015/2016? Trying to bolster my Leicester squad with a few, seeing as I've already got Vardy, Mahrez and Kante.
>>67634050
>pedro arena
is it named after pedro from chelsea?
would be same as coliseum alfonso perez lel
>>67634162
>not mentioning LE EBIN CONSUMPTION OF DIHYDROGEN MONOECKSIDE XdDD EKSDee
>>67634050
Does always winning everything not get tedious?
I think I already know the answer.
>>67634162
I just sold Welbeck to City for 90 million pounds up front, potentially reaching to up to 130 million. Game crashed right after it went through like even my computer knew that was some bullshit
>>67634204
I think it's because of Pedro León, but there is no way of being certain.
>>67634214
I don't always win everything. I got bored of the save and went to have a spell with Spain and Vasco but I'm back. Long saves are my thing.
Also I'm now trying to make Tenner Reef an all-homegrown team.
>>67634266
pedro 'the lion' leon
oh well
>>67634209
I'm not sure I understand. Are you ok?
>>67634223
I mean players who played really well this season only and got big stats boosts because of it. Payet would be another example, but I can't afford him. Welbeck did ok, but he spent most of the year injured.
>>67634297
>I'm not sure I understand.
Daniel SipsEvian
>>67634297
No idea, bit I imagine Vardy is going to be all 20's
Yay
16 years 98 days
>>67634387
>conceding 2 to Ipswich
>>67634297
>stats
Stop that.
Also although they got a bump it wasn't huge like people act, I think in most cases it was no more than 5CA
>>67634324
Oh shit, it took me a while to get that. Yeah he's another one that got a big boost, but he's being a bitch about his contract at the moment. Actually, so are Mahrez and Kante. Based Vardy is the only one who is staying humble following my premiership win.
>>67634344
Yeah, he's incredible now. Scored 47 goals for me this year (43 in the league).
>>67634430
Meant attributes la, my most sincere apologies. Can't really remember how they were before, all I know is they're GOAT now. Plus they seem to play even better than their attributes - Vardy looks very good but by no means the best striker in the league, and he can't stop scoring.
>>67634426
>getting relegated every time you go up
You just got served
>Norwich's shirt sponsor for next season is Best Fiends
JUST FUCK MY SHIRT UP
>Legia in relegation group
>Polish Sunderland dead last in the table
>A viable contender for the title outside of the big two
Feels absolutely glorious
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLUB
FUCK OFF FOREVER
>>67635277
>>67635322
Your profile pic seems like an appropiate reaction.
>>67635616
He's won fuck all his entire career mate, never even won a raffle, then he fucks off just before captaining a team to the title.
>>67635702
Clearly never deserved to be your captain then.
>Roma will probably sell Toni Sanabria
Why are they so fucking retarded?
>Brighton
more like Dullton
best free tranfer
I've defeated Lech on matchday 34 and will play Lechia away on the last matchday, if Lech slips I could win the league. Hyped as fuck because of 6 straight wins to this moment.
Why is the AI so shit at everything?
>>67635341
Maybe he's like a trbblr and likes the challenge of building up a shit team?
anyone want me to stream
might do it anyway the madman i am
>>67636446
As someone who likes building up shit teams..
..win a fucking title first you wanker and then move on.
>>67636451
yes
absolute madmen
>>67636565
live
Any Brits know if Damian Martinez is playing or if he's any good? He's a GK, Arselel loaned him to Wolverhampton, apparently.
any idea how to fix german NT and shit? Tried doing this: https://sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/18949/fm2016-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-v32-for-fm1631-07042016?page=19
and the work around for if ur mid save and it still doesnt work
>>67636570
>Aberdeen Chairman Juan Sebastián Verón
We all knew that you were a fucking traitor.
>>67636614
link
>>67636570
>Aberdeen Chairman Juan Sebastián Verón
lolwut
>>67636675
It should work. Bear in mind it will only work for the next round of callups though, not immediately.
Halftime table, Lech is drawing so far, 2-0 for me.
ecstatic atm
>>67636920
Kek, old screen
Nevertheless I did it lads
>>67636920
>>67636940
Congrats, m8.
But what the fuck is wrong with your manager's face.
>>67636988
I was playing around with the manager creator to make a hideous, small, overweight bum.
I think that went well.
>>67637031
id say so ye
>>67637031
eternal slav
>>67636646
He's not terrible. Played a few times for Arsenal this season/last season iirc
We were great tonight. If we had had any luck the past few weeks we'd have been promoted. The cliché 'luck evens itself out over a season' is bullshit. We've had so much bullshit it is unreal
>>67637162
Luck doesn't even itself out over a season. Luck is made by good coaching staff and will average out over 5 or 8 years.
I still can't believe Mike wasn't picked by Woy.
>>67637162
>We've had so much bullshit it is unreal
Derby and Pompey had it worse imo.
Also this >>67637209
>>67637237
If Woy isn't careful Mike will defect to Israel
Mitch has returned from his trip to Italy to make proper pizza
>>67636690
.tv/mtsc2
>The thirty-two year old defensive midfielder should train his penalties
The same coach has been suggesting this for 18 months now, I think he's has a breakdown.
>mauled by the tigers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>67637445
gayest club ever.
>>67637470
That's an insult to the gay community.
>>67637470
pretty sure Arseanal are the gayest club ever
they're like One Direction: The Footy Club
>>67637515
you're really not someone to deny people roleplaying as felids
>>67637251
>derby had it worse
By having their best player sent off for being fouled, ruining the game deciding promotion and also ruining the entire play off run for us?
By having four players injured in one game forcing all 4 off?
By having a clear foul not given at a crucial point of the game tonight allowing Wednesday to take all the sting out of the game when we were raping them?
All in the last three games it's tragic luck. No point whining now it's all done but nothing tops the bad luck we've had.
>>67637470
Says the guy who literally owns a piece of a human being.
You know I really like this game Football Manager and I keep enjoying myself playing it
>>67637682
What does that have to do with faggotry?
>FM, chocolate magic stars and watching The Day Today
good night this, desu
>>67637682
That's pretty hardcore though. Plus I don't know if it's from a man or a woman.
>>67637735
Sounds comfy as fuck lad, can I come over?
>>67637746
absolutely not
>>67637726
>I don't know if it's from a man or a woman
This.
>>67637682
>>67637739
What body part do you have? And where did you get even get it?
>>67637853
Femur-bong, cemetery.
>>67637853
It's a piece of femur, I can post a photo if you want but you'd have to wait a little bit. Found it while trekking at Teide (the big fucking volcano in the middle of my island). When I found it I thought it was from a little cow or a big fucking goat, but a friend of mine that works at the hospital running x rays told me it was human.
>500 Boca ultras will travel half a world to see a game on this field
>>67637928
It's ok m8, the trip will probably be paid by the club or by the government, so it's no problem.
>>67637916
Why did you take it though?
>>67637963
idk it was a piece of bone and it could be from some canarian aboriginal that's pretty badass. Also it's useful, I put it under my laptop for ventilation.
>>67637963
At least the match was exciting.
Also the national teams AI is total bollocks, Ronaldo was a top scorer of La Liga, yet was not taken to the WC and Portugal ended on the last place in a group with China, Jamaica and Nigeria.
>>67632215
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT
HAPPENED
AGAIN
MILES CAN YOU PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME FFS
Thankfully I beat them 5-0 in the first leg but still I don't think my u19s can outclass a Liga BBVA team that is in the Super Cup.
>>67638009
You should try putting it up your bum
>>67636920
>Patrik Mraz
[memes]
>>67638010
>tfw ronny took portugal to a world cup final in mine
>got injured in the closing minutes of the semi
>portugal get btfo 4-0 by brazil
>>67638076
It's not gay if you only do it once
>>67638092
That's why I'm not doing it again, qtie ;)
>>67638092
I tried putting a cucumber up my ass when I was 16 to see if I was gay. Also tried fapping to gay porn to do the ultimate test. Crazy times. Come to think about it, I think it would make more sense to do the cucumber thing after I watched the gay porn, and only if I got a hard on, which I didn't. Damn.
>>67638106
oh shit, I'm sorry
>>67638125
are you fucking retarded? like, are you mentally deficient? are you really stupid enough to believe that you'd be gay without being aware of it? jesus christ, what's wrong with people? you'd fucking KNOW if you were gay, especially at that age.
two of my friends also watched gay porn to test if they were gay. what the fuck is wrong with people?
>>67638160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ-Z2My2DM
>Art
>>67638125
Since you did it twice you're most definitely gay
>>67638158
Classy as fuck
>>67638191
Hey man I wish I was gay, do you know how much those guys pull on a DAILY basis if they feel like it? Unless you're a 50 year old creep it's like being a chick, guys everywhere looking to fuck you. Guess it's harder to find a decent and lasting relationship though.
>>67638160
>Germans watching degenerate porn
Why is this news to you?
>>67638158
Kek what the fuck Azzar
>>67638125
wew
You must have a loose boipucci, if you don't mind my saying os.
>>67638125
>the city of yurop
>>67638279
>tried
It's not like it worked or anything m8
>>67638290
The fact that Americans are too ashamed and insecure to do things like this is the reason you're losing in every poll except military and percentage of christians.
>>67638323
>and percentage of christians.
>>67638125
There's nothing gay about watching gay porn or having sex with men in itself, you're only gay if you are attracted to men not because of what you do
>>67638335
Its only gay when balls are touching
>>67638335
But why would you want to do anything with a guy if you aren't attracted to him? Check mate atheist.
>>67638378
>Not railing some random guy to get back at your whore girlfriend
It's like you don't even revenge m8
It's OK when it's in a threeway,
It's not gay when it's in a threeway,
With a honey in the middle there's some free way,
The area is grey in a 1, 2, 3 way.
>>67638403
Remember: To impress a chick, helicopter dick.
>that name
>that shit
>>67638378
If your gay friend comes onto you and you don't want to be impolite or make him feel embarassed for example so you just kinda casually bang him but you're not gay for it you're just making the best of the situation
>>67638394
To some extent you'd get back at her because she'll probably get a bit traumatized or confused if you suddenly fuck a guy, since that means she's been dating a gay guy all along.
>>67638423
Are you trying to justify something you did? It really looks like you are.
>>67638323
>too ashamed and insecure
>to stick a cucumber up my ass to find out if I'm gay
m8 that doesn't even make sense. If you wanted to chastise >us because our media thinks nipples are unholy and saying things like shit and fuck are fine-able offences even on post midnight television, that would make sense.
If I wanted to find out if I was gay I would look at conventionally attractive men, not stick something up my ass.
>>67638378
$20 is $20.
First for signing Mitrovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKoj4f1FWFM
>>67638423
>>67638439
I was just trying to get you riled up but apparently failed miserably. Also I did it because I was a bit messed up at the time I think. Everyone should go through a period in their life where they try to find out who they truly are, it builds character.
>>67638466
I think we all came out of this experience with more than we came in.
>>67638365
The other guy's chin, or just each other?
dubs and I'll sell vardy
>>67638492
>Scandinavians
>having feelings
Choose one and only one.
>>67638561
rollan
>>67638492
Love the fact that he's laughing after making that kid cry. Also love how blatantly scandinavian all those people are, makes me miss the old times when hijabs and superblack africans weren't just a part of the society that we see everyday, but a small minority we all liked. Now they're growing way too fast in number.
>>67638561
Singles and you actually try a decent save rather than Cheesecester
>We feel there isn't a need to move to a new stadium as there is no evidence of the fanbase increasing in the near future
cunts
>>67638592
iirc it was outside White Hart Lane. Which is just as surprising
>>67638592
Pretty good job subtly bringing up a political bombshell from a completely pointless video
>>67638596
On my old laptop I did an FC United save and got them up to the championship. I think I've earned an easymode save
>>67638664
>FCUM
>Not pretty easymode
>>67638624
this tbqh, that's my job
>>67638664
You won the champions league or you got them to the [sponsor]'s championship?
because the first qualifies you for one certified cheesy-easysave™, and the second qualifies you to go back and achieve the first.
>>67638621
U wot? That kid looks like literally every norwegian kindergarden kid ever.
>>67638624
Soz m8, it's just hard not to feel the nostalgia of what once was these days. I'm not one for hating on immigrants, but even for a rational guy like me it's getting a bit out of hand. It's easy for a country with no identity or even their own fucking language to accept it, but >we have a pretty fucking long and rich history here and it's hard to accept the imminent fall thats coming.
>>67638664
>a club with a shitton of supporters from the get-go
>easymode
pick two
>>67638684
FCUM are certainly a good deal harder than Leicester
>>67638691
got them to sky bet championship, laptop crashed and I lost the save, don't feel like doing it all over again
>>67638694
fair enough, but still more difficult than starting as a league side
>>67638732
>he didn't save to the cloud™
yeahno, getting to the championship does not qualify you for anything desu
>>67638732
Mitch made it to the championship, it doesn't mean much anymore
>>67638868
dissappears like ozil etc
Is this guy worth bothering with or is his pace that bad? Feel like I'm overthinking it because he looks awesome apart from that.
>>67638904
He can still impove his physicals a bunch, would buy
>>67638824
>>67638848
My goal was continental football but I'm too disheartened to start the save over. 4 promotions with 4 league wins in 4 years is good enough for me to play casual
>>67638904
>Korean complete forward
buy buy buy
>>67638904
He'll be a decent player for a top-tier club, he needs to get either quicker or stronger though.
>>67638960
>CF
maybe but I don't think so
>>67638664
>and got them up to the championship
"Well done, Usain Bolt. You did that first 90m pretty well, but then you stopped running and came in last place. What was going through your mind?"
>>67638953
So play somewhere else?
Posting Leicester pics here and your responses every time will be
>Lmao get a real team
>Playing as the league winners must be hard m8
We don't really want to see or hear about your easy saves, since there's nothing to talk about. Hitting continue until you win the league and the summer window opens up is not something we want to see. Now if you're doing a Leicester "only players born in Leicester" save, people might be interested here.
>>67638990
>>67638960
>179 cm
>11 jumping
he's nowhere near a cf; what are you on about?
>>67639009
damn...
>>67639038
I've had CFs smaller than that and worked fine. It's things like strength, vision and positioning the ones that I think won't let him be a CF.
Also 4 concentration is pretty bad.
no fair :(
>>67638938
>>67638960
>>67638990
Cheers lads, got him for 500k so if he fails then whatever.
>>67639009
Tbf I just managed to get through a full season without calling it quits. The idiotic press conferences asking you the same stupid fucking questions week in week out, the faggot managers calling you an idiot and then gloss over it like nothing happened after you beat them 5-0, the managers that hate you for no reason what so ever, the stupid "go 2-0 up and end the game at 3-3" bug or whatever, the completely blatant scripting in some of the games, and so much more makes it really hard to play this game for a longer period of time for most people.
>>67639129
Good buy for that money. I'd set his training to quickness straight away.
Finally I have sold 100mil worth of players
>>67639167
Post Bouvet pls
Got him on a free he played 29 matches for me scored 13.
also have clause that 50% of next transfer goes to me
>>67639038
He's fine. When he improves those physicals you'll see. He can dribble, he can head, he can pass, he has balance. If you can play a CF, you play a CF.
>>67639069
>positioning
is this a ruse?
>>67639129
Nice. I've had Korean forwards in two of my favourite saves ever. One was a solid all-rounder who played CM for the national team, who I scouted searching for a young target man, and the other was an either-footed CF monster.
>>67639148
>press conferences
This is what your assman is for.
>really hard to play this game for a longer period of time for most people
The point is he went from non-league to the Championship and stopped. One more promotion and then you're with the big boys and you can sign all the Brazilian wonderkids you need.
>>67639260
>When he improves those physicals you'll see
He's 17, not 14.
>>67639228
Nice, solid bit of business there
>>67639277
Thanks, got this guy in for 6 mil as replacement
>>67639260
I lost the save, else I would've gotten them to continental footbal
>>67639260
>>positioning
>is this a ruse?
Good positioning always help for Strikers and of course for CFs. Of course it's not essential, but they can turn into an option for your team to hoof the ball to (ie when overloading) and i'd say it influences headers.
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>67638604
if you are untouchable, then ask for a new stadium and leak to press when they say no
So some big clubs sniffing around this lad.
Rejected 7,5 from barca and 9,5 in incentives from a german club.
He is currently 3rd ST/2nd ST at the club. Bought him for 1.2mil.
Keep right? he will be worth big bucks right?
9.5m is a pretty good offer for him to be honest, i don't like those technicals at all
>>67639611
technicals are a tad weak, i'd sell
>>67639611
What's his current/potential rated at?
9.5m GBP or Euro?
>>67639678
>>67639665
techs are shit desu yeah....
ill look and see if iI can get 15mil from him
>>67639698
euro
CA is 2* and PA is 3,5 yellow plus 1 black
He has lots of room to grow desu
>>67639730
His ambition will keep him growing.
Keep him for rotatioan spot until he's 21 or so, and then see if you can get a 15m + 35% of next deal.
dat relief
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/worlds-worst-groundsmen-been-found-7983574
>Just 30 minutes before the match between Julebygda and Riska 3, two men by the names of Quang Minh Ha and Nick Duy Do were asked to paint lines for the pitch.
>The problem was, they had no proper equipment with them or the time to do a proper job - so instead did it all by eye. And these were the results...
>>67639967
SE Asian, not even once.
>>67639967
>Pitch condition: very poor
>>67640314
PLOT TWIST: It was in Norway
>>67640359
Those are very Norwegian names then.
>pongs
>The mayors of Tampa and Pittsburgh have a bet on the outcome of the ECFs
It must be nice to be rich and white enough to have a contest that makes you care about hockey for a week.
My transfer target is "indispensable to his squad". Which is strange when he's only played in two games all season.
ripip
>tfw talk to some NY chick for 2 straight hours on omegle
>big tittays, not really educated about the real world compared to average norwegian people
>still manage to look past it and get a fairly nice convo going
>say i have to take a leak
>she leaves
Give me one reason to not kill myself
>>67640962
as long as that hair is alright
>England win Euros
>Walcott with an accurate finish
>Adam Lallana with the winning goal
what
>>67641081
keep faith m8, you dont need a slag like that
>>67641081
>two hours
Why the fuck hadn't you got her Skype or something? She was probably waiting for you to ask then got fed up with it.
>>67641167
I BELIEVE!
>PoM Juan Mata
Bigoted anti-Anglo Euros will never learn.
>>67641081
>Not scoring with literally New York-Tier slut.
Look at yourself and ask yourself why you deserve to live.
First Ukraine born Taiwanese winger i've seen in a while
>14 caps
Strange, every other decent asian has about 50 caps by the time they're 18
>>67641993
does he have a second nat that's european, south american or usa/mexico?
he might've tried to get a callup there.
>>67641993
Probably because nobody can fucking write his long ass name down
>>67642039
Nope, 100% Malay
No serious injuries either
>>67641400
>Doesn't anyone ever get shot? What do you even talk about, growing potatoes and horses?
Can you as an American tell me what the fuck she meant by this? And also why your country is so obsessed with shooting that you need someone to get shot to make a conversation work?
>>67642256
Dumb slut going to dumb slut.
It's only in normal conversation if you're some inner Detroit hudlum wannabe gangbanger.
Although the
>growing potatoes and horses
sounds kinda midwest to me, where there is literally nothing to talk about besides potatoes, horses, and when the next tornado is coming.
Is this a normal name in Surinam?
>>67642394
>tfw his mom was an american
>tfw his dad's side of the family has been secretly shitting on his mom through their whole marriage
well...
>>67642394
Ong A Fat is surname for chinese descendants.
you also have Lo Ning Hing and Sew A Tjon etc
>>67642312
She was legit a Long Islander, I heard her speak. At first I was sure she wasn't even worth talking to at all
>camera panning straight at tits, no face visible
>start conversation after the obligatory "hey what up where you from" by saying some dumb shit about how boring life in Norway must be since we don't shoot each other like ghetto niggers
>suddenly start actually talking into microphone
>super cute voice
I swear if she didn't have that cute voice I wouldn't have wasted 2 hours of my life talking to someone I'll never ever see again. However that voive doesn't excuse the fact that this is Americans in real life. "Holy shit no one gets shot? How boring is your life" is the mentality of real American people.
>>67642559
It's not the mentality of real American people.
Long Islanders and New Jersey fags are not people, and deserve to be removed from the earth just like southern Floridians.
>33 days till next fixture
Fantastic timing
>>67643217
>No matches for 33 days
>4 matches in 12 days immediately afterwards
Jesus fucking christ
>>67643418
Shit, i hadn't noticed that
>It's a cup competition is in the middle of summer friendlies episode
>>67643838
Thanks, you reminded me of the hell that is Indian football just as i was about to go to bed
>It's a "My CFs can't head in goals" episode
>Being the only team in the league without a reserve squad
How do i keep my backup players match fit?
>>67645269
Schedule inter-fixture friendlies like a normal MLS side would.
>>67645533
I've done this before.
Mostly they're USOC rematches against amateur clubs whose managers chatted shit.
>when you try to look up a regen from another save and realise he doesn't exist
>Men in Blazers come on
>Show clips of Joe Hart in the tunnel
Is Joe Hart autistic?
Worth three million pounds?
>>67647120
I wouldn't sign him.
>>67647120
He's worth 2mln max, buy him only if you're in a shit league.
>>67647120
>paying 3 million quid for ~90CA player
Do you shit cash or something?
>>67647555
>tfw almost bought this nigger
no workrate = no buy
>>67647936
>>67647936
>>67647936
NEW BREAD
>>67647120
awful attribute colours tbqhwy
Can you guys help a poor fag ? I got interested in FM but I got no money I have to wait until my birthday which is next month
I found a crack but there is this fake name issue. Is there really no solution ? Will I have to wait until my birthday ?
