Euro 2016 winners edition
anyone have any shit players they wanna sell us
>/trans/
>Premier League season isn't actually over yet
Was this the comfiest EPL season ever?
>>67606223
stop this
>>67606159
Oh hai!
/trans/ is kill
My wishlist for the summer
>new lb
>new cb
>new midfielder
>moving to a 433 and never playing willian again
>>67606159
only the freshest meme players
>>67606138
God save the queen m8
i love trans lads
>Not even a Tottenham fan and finding the /arse/ circlejerk right now nauseating.
Which Premier League club will buy Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg?
>>67606366
Hi Ronaldo.
Confirmed transfers:
>Sanches to Bayern
>Hummels to Bayern
>Merino to Dortmund
>Dembele to Dortmund
>Strobl to BMG
>Naldo to >Schalke
>Da Costa to Neverkusen
>Meffert to Leverkusen
>Wood to Hamburg
Transfers nobody will give a shit about:
>Safari to Malmö
>Degen retiring
>Samuel retiring
>Riveros to Basel
>Gaber to Basel
Who gets Wijnaldum?
>>67606494
I fel bad for the Bayern fans, they can't even enjoy a crazy summer of transfers.
>>67606505
Gerraway man.
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
is Pjanic to Juventus really happening?
papers reporting it, but Roma denied
might kill myself if it comes through desu, i can't handle another 10000 years of Juve domination
>>67606581
Serbia getting in early with the memes
>>67606436
hello
>>67606138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
4 U
Who is Mr X?
>>67606614
No way. Pjanic loves the club too much to switch to Juve.
On the other hand Caceres seems to be confirmed.
>>67606678
>Germans try to claim the rivalry isn't real
>>67605483
>>67602258
>Thread Closed
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA BUTTHURT HOTPOCKET
>>67606138
Remember when England thought they had a real shot in Brazil.
>>67606792
KEK
I had one thread deleted too
>>67606792
>>67606853
So our Janitor is an american spurs fan.
Gaitán to Atletico in summer, 25 million euros
Mourinho to United confirmed when?
>>67606494
Arnór Ingvi Traustason from Norköpping to Rapid Vienna
>>67606994
Next Sunday after Palace win de FA Cup.
>>67606366
Hi Ronaldinho.
>>67606494
there are too many footballers called "dembele"
JT crying
>>67607128
Yes there are. Mousa, Moussa, Ousmane, and some more obscure ones.
In this case it's Ousmane.
Rumours
>Costa to Athelitico madrid
>Stones to man city
>Crouch to burnley
>Bony to West Ham
>Falcoa to Guanghzou
>Jon Walters to Watford
>Wijnaldum to southampton
>>67607265
>>Costa to Athelitico madrid
I believe this, it was talked last summer as well
>/trans/
Oh god
Please no
>danny ings loan to burnley
>>67606159
you can have oxlade-chamberlain for a packet of peanuts
he will add to your collection of fast mixed raced kids
>>67607265
>Wijnaldum to southampton
lel
Brekalo's moving to Wolfsburg.
>>67606752
i wouldn't blame him, Juve are miles ahead us currently
they are a top 4 contender for CL, we are not even sure to take part of the group
>>67607287
There's no resistance.
Just embrace it and spend your summer here.
>>67607325
kek KEK
>>67607316
It's just because he's Dutch
I expect Janmaat will be a Southampton rumour as well
>/trans/ is back
HAHA time for shitposting
>>67607387
feels good, mang.
>>67607361
he'll go outside of Italy if he's sold I'm sure
>>67607367
classic image
Where does he go now?
Midtable prem side
GOTZE TO LIVERPOOL
>>67607480
PALACE
A
L
A
C
E
Reminder that Nicklas Bendtner can be had free of charge (+ £2m pro annum)
>>67607480
Swansea £15m
>>67607480
Sunderland.
>>67607511
Newcastle.
>>67607467
>Days remaining to sex (3 maybe less)
>>67607467
>she went offline so I have to wait
>>67607467
wew
>>67607416
>>67607467
Explain yourself
>>67607467
Good times. I wonder what happened to that lad.
>>67607511
come home nicky
>>67607529
I was thinking maybe a reunion with Steve Bruce at Hull if they go up.
>>67607568
I don't think Hull are going to get past Wednesday desu.
606 thread?
>>67606678
>fat white kid
>german
Isn't football and pork banned in Germany these days?
>>67607573
Muh chips
>>67607606
You're probably right. He would surely prefer a London club anyway. Maybe Palace.
>>67607606
lets hope sp
trans>epl
until it dies 2 days into the offseason
where is utv these days?
Eating the wrappers
>>67607646
underrated kebab
>>67606494
>being this boring and efficient and getting all the business done early
Fuckin Germans
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
Losing 3-1 to Millwall in the playoffs.
Feels bad man.
Fortunately Bradford always do things the hard way, probably will whack £10 on Bradford to win away leg 3-0.
Everton have approached three-time Premier League winning manager Jose Mourinho about replacing Roberto Martinez at Goodison. (Sunday Times)
>Ex-Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez - currently at Newcastle - is interested in becoming Everton's new manager. (Observer)
But former boss David Moyes could return to Goodison if Everton's move for former Ajax coach Frank de Boer fails. (Sunday Express)
>Ex-Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo is in the frame to become the new Aston Villa boss. (Daily Star Sunday)
Relegated Villa have also been linked with a big money move to tempt West Brom manager Tony Pulis. (Sun on Sunday)
>Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is to hold face-to-face talks with Rafa Benitez to try and convince the Spaniard to stay. (Sunday Mirror)
But Rotherham manager Neil Warnock has emerged as a surprise candidate to replace Benitez. (Sunday People)
>Leicester manager Claudio Ranieri wants to sign Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 26, to help his side defend their tile.(Sun on Sunday)
The Foxes will also pay £23m for Sporting Lisbon's Algerian striker Islam Slimani, 27. (A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Tottenham are eying a £20m move for Basel's Swiss 19-year-old striker Breel Embolo. (Sun on Sunday)
Belgium striker Christian Benteke, 25, has said he wants to stay at Liverpool, despite struggling since his £32.5m move from Aston Villa last summer. (Liverpool Echo)
>Manchester City and Argentina defender Pablo Zabaleta, 31, will have surgery on his injured ankle - ruling him out of this summer's Copa America. (Manchester Evening News)
Former England midfielder Frank Lampard, 37, and interim manager Guus Hiddink could join John Terry back at Chelsea next season. (Sunday Express)
>>67608062
Also fearful for the close season.
After such a good season the vultures will be circling our club to take away our star players.
James Hanson is being rumoured to be subject to a 500k bid from Sheff United. Doesn't make sense really considering he is good enough for the premier league, proven many times after we have played the big boys.
Can we all agree to ignore Peru this summer?
>>67608123
Also can't remember my tripcode.
feelssuperbadman.
>>67608150
Dont use one you fucking mong
>>67606433
Watford
>>67608150
still got that paper round?
>>67608150
oh shit I think this is the right one.
>>67608173
>>67606494
>samuel retiring
Pretty big news desu. 6 serieA titles and cl winner
>>67608095
>Tottenham are eying a £20m move for Basel's Swiss 19-year-old striker Breel Embolo. (Sun on Sunday)
Basel have already turned down more than that. They're fully aware that they can jew PL clubs out of money again, as they've done in the past. That being said Tottenham would be a good mpve for him. Anywhere in the PL where he can be first backup to the main striker, and get EL/ CL football.
>>67608179
Nope my mum died and left me the house and her savings. Just live off my nest egg, browse /sp/, play runescape, watch porn and go to valley parade every other saturday.
606 thread
>>67608213
>>67608213
>>67608213
>>67606678
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67608205
Still baffling to me that he ended up at Basel.
>>67607367
The head tilt always gets me
>>67608238
Zombie Japan!
inb4 rare
you know remember that /trans/ season where all we did all summer was post pictures of fitizen fucking a toilet
>>67608286
hello fitizen, how things going?
>>67608217
>tottenham and mountain jews negotiating
Should be interesting
>do the double over spurs
>fail to beat villa
>>67608311
fuck off misha
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4811932.stm
Was there /trans/ back in 06?
>>67608338
There was no /sp/.
>>67608312
Especially if Embolo plays well at the Euros.
>>67608323
i'm not misha
i never believed those images were you desu
>>67607752
Classic meme
>>67608022
He hasn't been at the Bayern masterparty today so it's all but confirmed.
>>67608323
Sheeeit, I forgot about Misha
Is the golden age of /sp/ back?
ryan scholes
yfw
>>67608450
he's not going to play enough to significantly bump his price up.. but might be a reason for spurs to want to finish it before euros
>>67608500
OFFICIAL GUIDE TO TELLING ANONYMOUS /TRANS/ POSTERS APART
1. 99posting (aka that cunt that got doxxed that one time)
-posts about newcastle
-uses emoticons
-post pictures of charlotte from geordie shore and dogs
-rarely ever posts on topic unless its newcastle
2. /shit/izen
-never uses full stops or capital letters
-uses the "enjoy your ___" meme frequently
-has specific filenames for his reaction images
-posts about gains constantly
-greentexts and hates everything
-cunt
3. king
-total retard
-"who /extrip/ here" is a telltale sign of him posting
-posts "hilarious" images of marko marin with lolsorandum lengthy filenames, also has 2 images of ashley cole and one of torres
-can post under a british or german flag, will often post an aforementioned image under the german flag so people know its him
-desperate to push his "legacy" despite doing fuck all, if you see a brit anon mentioning King out of nowhere, its probably him, the sad melt.
-claims to dox people but isn't able to
4. Misha
-aka the saddest prick on /sp/
-anonymous american who posts about doxxing people
-apparently doxxed the shitizen and has about 50 pictures of them, which he spammed to death until they became not funny anymore
-sifted through 1000 facebook profiles to find irish trips mcfc and 99posting
-if you see an american talking about "bog sim" or "his sagron" its probably misha.
-Known to have a brit proxy he uses to try and shit stir further
>>67606138
i was waiting for /trans/ to start again.
thanks bros this is gonna be a great off season i can feel it in my bones
Rate my eggs m8s
>>67608529
baba
>>67608590
fuck off king
>>67608556
>he's not going to play enough to significantly bump his price up
I think he'll be the first sub option in most matches. Depending on how the mext friendly goes, he might even make a late push for the starting spot at CF, considering Drmic is ded and Seferovic is playing like shit.
>>67608590
fuck off king
going to the store lads, anyone want something?
>>67608762
a gf
>>67608762
>>67608762
A defense
>>67607128
Ousmane is going to overshadow them all
>Adrian Charles
>/trans/ already dead
fuck sake lads
>>67609207
606 m8
VAN GAAL OUT
FELLAINI OUT
MATA OUT
JANUZAJ OUT
ROJO OUT
HERRERA OUT
LINGARD LOANED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67606433
>pierre
>danish
>>67606494
>>67607186
You forgot Dembele from Fulham to Chelsea. It's been confirmed weeks ago.
>>67607285
>
He's denied it every single time though. He's happy at Chelsea.
WHO ARE WE SIGNING LADS??
>>67609623
>It's been confirmed weeks ago.
If it's not confirmed by either club, it's not confirmed.
>>67609647
I doubt he was ever happy during this season.
>>67609284
you out
>>67607323
Is he any good?
Where is he going next? He's played fairly well for a shit team desu
>>67609669
Cortouar
>>67609853
I've heard he's meant to be pretty talented. You'd probably have to ask a Croatian to get a proper rating.
Gladbach, Leverkusen and Leipzig are all looking at Edimilson Fernandes. Blick are saying Sion wouldn't sell for under €10m.
Nydelige scener i 6.div mellom Blaa og Vigor 2. Dommeren må ta 10min pause, sykler hjem for å drite.
>>67609623
>>67609693
What
Is he good?
is Odegaard making progress with Castilla? Any news on this kid? Was everywhere and now nothing
>>67609669
Vardy
>>67610030
hvad snakker du om knægt?
If HSV had any semblance of competence in their management, they'd rebuild the team around Hojbjerg.
>>67609669
Shane Long
>>67610151
He's scored 15 goals for Fulham, and assisted 7. Not bad for a 19 year old.
>>67608604
Looks good. That jalapeño on the side
Is Sane any good lads?
>>67610325
He's pretty much been >Schalke's best player this season. Got some pretty good pace, and a good shot.
>>67610291
Hopefully it means that Pato, Remy and Falcao will all leave but Traore stays.
>>67610365
Sounds decent, Man Utd scouts were watching him yesterday. Martial on the left and Sane on the right sounds like some great potential.
>>67606494
>Safari to Malmö
SWEDEN YES
Wilshere going to Man City lads, might as well hand over the trophy seriously. Wilshere is gonna be the next lampard, future GOAT
>>67610030
Hvorfor snakker du Norsk?
>>67610476
I copied it from twitter
>>67609284
>HERRERA
>ZANUZAJ
sod off jap
>>67606494
>Safari to Malmo
ayyy you got dat right senpai
>>67606316
>Chelsea's best player this season
P L A S T I C
L
A
S
T
I
C
>>67610916
>Best player this season
A couple of fluky free kicks does not equate to good play. I don't understand why the media have forced this meme all season
Man Utd Wishlist:
CB
CM
RW
ST
>>67610959
Because of everybody else was worse
>>67610916
Willian is a joke of a player who even in his best season could scored 5 goals in the league as offensive player. It's nothing.
It makes me angry that people rate him because he fluked some free kick or runs a lot when he's awful at everything else and wasted every single set peice he didn't score from (hint, he scored like 4-5 of them).
>>67610857
This picture makes me so mad
Wew can't wait for next season lads
>>67611069
>no Javi
>>67611069
Cant see Wenger signing that many players matr
>>67611069
>sakho
You're winning shit all m8
How are you holding up /trans/?
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67611454
I want to die in my sleep, but who doesn't?
>>67611463
Been spotted at melwood m8
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>67609853
yeah, he was great playing in the wc for the national u17 side a few months ago, as long as he gets enough playtime at wolfsburg he'll turn out great, he's a very talented player
>>67611652
>come to /trans/ to funpost
>get this
who /chels/ here
any news on finding someone to take oscshit off our hands?
Will hazard fuck off to halal madrid or PSG? If he can keep himself from getting too fat to run for a few more weeks more he could have a good euros and still get us a huge transfer fee
Baba confirmed bust as well so we need to either bring back ake or find another LB
>>67612072
fuck off sosa
FINAL POWER RANKINGS FOR THE PREM
Champions Tier
> Leicester
Good Tier
> Arsenal
> Liverpool
> Southampton
Average Tier
> Bournemouth
> Chelsea
> Manchester City
> Stoke City
> Swansea City
> West Brom
> West Ham
Shit Tier
> Crystal Palace
> Everton
> Manchester United
> Norwich
> Sunderland
> Watford
Consider Suicide
> Aston Villa
> Newcastle United
> Tottenham Hotspur
>>67612072
Madrid are too stacked and I doubt he wants to waste away in France no matter how much Zlatan perks they throw at him. Unless Bayern get Eden due to Robbery and Ribery being dead 9/10 of the time I can't see him leaving.
>>67612119
we have a league table to accurately rank each team m8
Can't for Poop Guardiolel memes.
>>67609916
that slag was on big brother
Any man watching the new Louis documentary today?
>>67612320
The Scientology one?
>>67612364
>tfw never had some Lucozade
>>67612365
No, the brain injury one. Scientology still isn't out, right?
>>67612072
Yeah Sosa, I can't wait for Hazard and Oscar to fuck off so Chelsea can play with Willian and Cuadrado.
>>67612413
>No
It's never coming out.
>>67608315
>sunderland staying up thanks to the derby again
put all your wonga on sunderland going down next time
>>67612445
Cuadrado can't be that bad if he's getting minutes at Jewve.
>>67612320
Aye.
>>67612413
>Scientology still isn't out, right?
It's got a theater release date now, in the Netherlands and UK. There are threads about it on /tv/, and a guy in them who's either legitimately a Scientologist, or a really devoted troll.
>>67612119
>Stoke fan
Bretty happy
>>67612724
Scientology makes more sense than Mormonism tbqh.
>>67612887
Only true religion is Norse religion 2bh.
>>67612724
>It's got a theater release date now, in the Netherlands and UK.
Finally. It felt likes ages for it to come out.
>tfw this Louis episode is gonna be depressing as fuck
>on a Sunday
>on the day football finished
>>67613186
Who does big Lou support?
>>67612887
The thing about scientology is that it's evidently such a scam that I can't believe why people fall for it. inb4 some jokes about religions as a whole being scams
Even satanism et similia have a dignity of their own, scientology is a bunch of books from a sci-fi author and that's it. One of these days I should read said books though.
>Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury
>Arsenal fan
Man Utd v Bournemouth confirmed for Tuesday at 8pm
>>67613581
[citation needed]
This lad is #banter
>>67613742
Could have posted that in the first place but thanks anyway.
>>67613706
Have a trailer for the Scientology doc.
https://youtu.be/AIyJOp-tK0k
any argentine to tell me if that guy is good?
QSG are interested in him
>>67614174
Already seen it but thanks, pham.
Romcom with Catherine when?
>>67613742
So was there actually a bomb or was it just a ruse?
>Zielinski wore a Liverpool shirt with his name on the back after the Emploi match
Wew
>>67609669
>we
Nice flag
>>67613419
I listened to a two hour radio program about Scientology by the Danish version of Louis. The guest was a former Scientologist and the rule of the program was that they could only discuss positive aspects of it.
Was pretty interesting, but it mainly boiled down to some extremely good communication courses and an ability to really listen to and empathise with any person in the world.
>>67606888
Pls no bully
>yfw it gets revealed alan pardew planted the package at OT to tire the team out before the cup final
>>67615307
United field a shit team now since they know CL is not available
>>67615307
Kek, I thought the same.
anyone worried about this golden generation of spurs england lads that now have the choking gene?
>>67615502
I am worried that I won't have enough smug anime girls for when it happens.
>A training exercise was held by external company in week before game. Device was left by mistake. No hoax.
heh
>>67615502
Kane and allà should be fine. Belgium are fucked
>>67609916
everton
>tfw haven't got any /trans/ memes because i got a new laptop in march and didn't back up my /sp/ folder
>>67615550
Fergie nicked on and planted it, it was to be the greatest instance of Fergie time in history, forcing city to start before his united team so they knew what the had to do to qualify for the champions league, but it went too far.
>>67615550
Is this the true power of FEE LOSS O FEE?
Who /championship/ here? ;_;7
>>67615502
i'm worried that the mental drain of losing the league will affect their performances similarly to the liverpool players last world cup
vardy should play up front
>>67615665
How the fuck did the Norwich board repeat the exact same mistake two PL seasons in a row?
Absolutely bewildering.
>>67615665
How do you rate your chances of promotion? Squad likely to fuck off?
morning, girls
where are the proto-/brit/ borderline homosexual banter?
>>67615665
That's what you get for not keeping the Wolf.
>>67615827
KEEP SCOOTIN' SVEN
>>67615720
For some reason they thought that because he scored 20 goals in the championship that Cameron Jerome could repat the feat in the premier league. Which is mind blowing.
>>67615786
I think we can get to at least the playoffs. Brady, Klose and Redmond will all definately be off. Hope we can hang on to Howson and Tettey. The rest will probably stay though.
>>67615879
He's wank
>>67612119
why are liverpool good tier? they finished fucking 8th
>>67607480
He should never have left Swansea, he was so good there.
Or if he was going to move (it makes sense that eventually he would) then he should have gone to a club where he could have been the main striker. I think it's pretty hard to continue your development at a club where Sergio Aguero is the main striker.
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
What Slimani to Lester?
Any ManU news?
>>67623905
All Bournemouth's lads wanted was to play that last game and spend some time with their family on vacation, but the Manc scum ruined everything.
BREAKING NEWS
BOBBY WOOD TO HAMBUGER HSV. THIS ELITE AMERICAN STRIKER MOVES FROM BUNDES 2 TO TOP FLIGHT BUNDESLIGA
>>67624031
confirmed la
>>67626663
Bournemouth players are all cunts with the same square head
Fuck thrm
>>67624031
having the medical la
Was this the most fun PL season since it began?
>genuinely great winners, helmed by a manager only contrarian shitters don't like
>Liverpool still being wildly mediocre even with Jurgen Klopp
>Bournemouth staying up
>Aston Villa finally fucking off
>Big Sam being the destroyer of dreams
>Spurs having the most "Tottenham Hotspur" ending to a season ever
>Arsenal fans reduced to celebrating second place
>Van Laal
>Chelsea being shit for half a season
>West Ham finally being more than just a boring lower-mid table side
Probably more too desu, but I can't see next season topping this one.
>>67627262
Doesn't beat the season of Moyes and the slip tbqh
>>67626663
wonder how many had a holiday booked for the next day
>>67627262
>Klopp has lead Liverpool to a european cup final, with players he didn't even get to choose
>He rekt Dortmund in one of the most memorable matches this season
>He still gets to legitimately challenge for a CHL spot, even though he didn't secure it through a league finish, while Liverpool are England's only odd of any European Success this year
>mediocre
>>67627262
Besides Leicester winning an incredible title, most other traditional top 6 teams fucked up making it a championship of failures. Winning the title with just 81 points having the second team coming in at 71 didn't make for an exciting title race.
2013-2014 was still better than this season, in my opinion anyway.
Will he follow Jose to Manu? Reckon he would do a Van Persie and win them the league
>>67627338
He was dressing room cancer under Jose
>out
Mason
Carroll
>In
Cover for Dembele
Striker
Winger
CB
>Havard Nordtveit in Wet Spam since July 1st.
More 0-0 draws coming.
>>67627360
>Winger
Buy Yarmolenko.
https://youtu.be/DG7QqnX7Nig
This was at the Trafford Centre only 6 days ago. Probably the same company that left a fake bomb at old Trafford
>>67627304
>any of that having any relevance to their performance in the league
>>67627262
>Chelsea being shit for half a season
you mean a season and a half
>>67627304
Do you even know what a Premier League is?
I'd guess not. It involves having money.
>>67627441
that company is having a blast innit
>>67627441
>Nig
fucking darkies
who should be chelseas starting 2 wingers in a 4-3-3 next season?
>hazard
>oscar
>pedro
>cuadrado
>willian
>kenedy
Hazard and Cuadrado 2bh
>>67627530
Honestly forgot Cuadrado exists.
CONFIRMED:
BARCELONA HAVE AGREED TO A SWAP DEAL WITH LIVERPOOL THAT WILL SEE BENTEKE MOVING TO BARCELONA AND SUAREZ MOVING BACK TO CHILDHOOD CLUB LIVERPOOL.
What's the status of Messi coming to Chelsea?
Who /top4/ here?
>>67627623
Recently favorited a Chelsea post on Twitter.
All but confirmed at this point.
>>67627635
hahahahaha omg guys Spurs exceeded expectations what cucks hahaha
>>67606159
Hamez for 6000 gorillion
Chelsea or Spurs win the league next season.
>>67627647
>this damage control
>conceding 7 goals in total to Newcastle
the CL is going to be fun for Spurs if they can't even beat Newcastle once
>>67627666
>Damage control
And City conceded 6 to Spurs
Chelsea lost to Bournemouth
Sunderland beat Chelsea
Leicester beat city 3-1
Weird results happen every season. So what? Doesn't negate that Spurs were expected to finish 6th but finished third.
>>67627696
and you still finished below a disappointing Arsenal
lmao
>>67627709
That happens every season yet everyone is treating it with the same hilarity they'd give Arsenal if they finished behind Spurs
I know it's a bit of banter but it's not that funny
>>67627709
Your a city fan. You're not allowed to mock other teams.
>>67627709
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What do I do now the football season is over?
>>67627759
Wank til the euros
>>67627759
Watch EastEnders lads
>>67627759
Listen to tunes, watch TV shows, read (>implying), complain about TV shows on /tv/, wank, think about >tfwnogf.
>>67627759
Shill for brexit
>>67627759
Feiern Deutschland ;')
Any top transfer news, lads?
>liverpool
>arsenal
>next managers
Breaking: Arsenal to make a bit for whatever 15 year old Bayern Munich don't want
>>67627886
Javi Martinez
Benzema
Mou to Everton
Is Ibra to MLS a done deal? Or does he have one more European season in him? Or is he going to China for obscene money?
>>67627898
>things that won't happen
>>67627886
Polish media have claimed that Piotr Zielinski (Empoli) will be Liverpool's player by Wednesday.
He's 21, plays AMC, scored 5 goals and 4 assists in 35 Serie A games, can dribble and pass pretty damn well.
The only problem is that he doesn't have the muscles (yet?). Not a big guy.
Breaking: Liverpool to buy obscure nobody who apparently turned world class incredibly recently for £20m
>>67627899
Going to Celtic.
>>67627921
Borrow some of Sakhos gear lad. Get him beefed up in no time.
Is it true he put a Liverpool shirt on after the game?
>>67627929
Klopp makes nobodies into somebodies.
Trust in El Kloppo
>>67627929
Kimmich?
im a spurs fan and england fan
spurs let me down
i know deep inside my heart that England will do the same eventually
kill me please senpai
I regularly feature in the Man U squad.
AMA
>>67627956
>Spurs let me down
If some told you at the beginning of the season that Spurs would finish 3rd you'd be happy as fuck.
>>67627956
>Irish jews
>>67627972
Is Carrick retiring and where is Mou?
>>67627944
BACK OFF
>>67627972
*I will reply honestly but only in anocryms
>>67627972
Piss off Felliani
>>67627977
im sorry but the last four game, i have reason to be disappoint.
Kill me
>>67627944
i can see him getting loaned
>>67627979
NS. NC.
Goalkeepers
Joe Hart, Fraser Forster, Tom Heaton
Defenders
Nathaniel Clyne, Kyle Walker, Danny Rose, Ryan Bertrand, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Gary Cahill
Midfielders
Dele Alli, Ross Barkley, Fabian Delph, Danny Drinkwater, Eric Dier, Jordan Henderson, James Milner, Adam Lallana, Raheem Sterling, Jack Wilshere, Andros Townsend
Forwards
Wayne Rooney, Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Marcus Rashford, Daniel Sturridge
> Drinkwater
> Vardy
Give us the trophy.
>>67627989
maybe, but Liverpool is too big for a "here, make him world class and give him back to us for a case of beer" transfer
>>67627972
Do you ever wonder where your life went so wrong that you pretend to be a footballer on an imageboard just for attention?
>>67628010
The 'Going home after the Group Stages Trophy'.
>>67627931
It's true. 99.9% happening.
He'll probably spend next season watching Firmino GOATing his position though.
>>67628010
>wilshere
>henderson
What a joke.
>>67628010
Rashford, Townsend and Delph probably to be dropped out right?
>>67628010
>Wilshere
>Henderson
>Rashford
For what fucking purpose.
>>67628035
>>67628010
That's 26. Needs to be 23.
i'm guessing Rashford, Wilshire and Delph will be get dropped.
>>67628010
-------------Forster
Rose--Smalling--Cahill--Clyne
-----------Alli--Drinkwater
-----------------Rooney
-------------Kane--Vardy
>>67628022
Bayern will find a way.
>>67628048
> Trusting Clyne and Rose to link up with Vardy
------------Hart
Clyne--Smalling --Cahill--ROse
-----Milner---Wilshire---Henderson
--Sterling---------------Rooney
--------------Kane
>you just know
>>67628048
>Rooney
>--Kane--Vardy
You wish mate. Won't happen with your coach.
>>67628048
>Rose at right back
>Clyne at left back
Is that a mistake?
>>67628073
If that's the starting XI, I think I'll go insane.
> No Noble
> Henderson and Delph
West Ham on suicide watch.
Can everyone please spare a thought for Feo?
thanks.
Hart
Walker---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
Dier---Rooney
Milner---Alli---Sterling
Kane
also
>no Antonio
damn you Uoy
>>67628098
Yes
>>67628098
>le cut inside full backs
It's a new meme from Spain
>>67628010
Hodgson to play players based on who they play for
Hart
Clyne
Smalling
Cahill
Walker
Delph
Wilshere
Henderson
Milner
Sterling
Rooney
Book it.
It's coming home, it's coming home...
Tell the world it's coming home..
>>67627977
Yes, but spurs fans didn't read the terms and conditions before praying for a CL place. Somehow the team made a 3rd place finish seem fucking terrible
It's as if an arsenal fan has been writing the script for the past few seasons, with the caveat that they aren't allowed to win the pl/cl
>hmm how can I torture spurs the most?
>lasagne
>choking 4th place
>get 4th but miss out on CL due to a rule that would later change
>get their best manager sacked following a bizarre set of circumstances
>hmmm I've already used all of those
>I know, I'll make them into title challengers against a 5000/1 team so the whole country roots against them, and then have them collapse spectacularly to end below arsenal on the last day
>>67628145
STOP PUNISHING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> Drinkwater will get dropped and Henderson and Delph will stay
You know it will happen
>>67628188
Wilshire will play while Noble sits at home.
Why does Woy hate West Ham?
>>67628188
>his name is actually drinkwater
>danny drinkwater
>absolutely no native american roots
>>67628194
NOble is a meme, thats why
>>67628198
why do you hate lesta so much??
We all know that the reason woy even has the job is because he's a southern yes-man and implicit in that is that he's going to pick the most ultra-conservative starting 11 you can imagine and sing god save the queen with tears in his eyes like the bottom feeder he is
> Wilshire
Fucking how? Literally 1 fucking start all season.
Can't believe this shit, no doubt Drinkwater will get dropped for that fucking clown. Roy Out.
>>67628227
Aren't most national team managers like that?
Took the day off work because i'm going Leicester later for the victory parade.
They'll be sky cameras there, so should I do anything?
>>67628243
Make a sign.
/sp/ found a way.
>>67628010
>Rashford
>Delph
>Townsend
>>67628239
Yes. The rise of the working class will be soon and sense and order will be restored to this strange world and all paedophiles will be put in jail whether they have ties with the royal family or not.
EVERYONE stop moaning.
Wilshere is our best midfielder when on form.
That is all.
>>67628243
/lifelong/ in big letters, with the slashes
>>67628243
Hold up a "lifelong since 2015" banner.
>>67628269
MATE PLEASE GO TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD WE MADE IT FOR A REASON
>>67628269
Is he on form or showing any signs that he will be in form in 3 weeks?
>>67628243
Wear a Vardy mark
>>67628281
Refute my statement first.
Then I'll go.
>>67628269
Fuck off, Jack. Watch you don't injury yourself posting here.
>>67628243
Scream TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67628283
The point is... Hodgson knows that Wilshere is capable of a 9/10 dominating midfield performance against good opposition.
None of the other midfielders are capable of that.
We might need that in the latter stages.
>>67628313
>muh 1 game 5 years ago
>>67628313
>Wilshere is capable of a 9/10 dominating midfield performance against good opposition.
When has this ever happened?
>>67628313
That's like saying Rooney should start up top because he had a good tournament 10 years ago.
fucking arsenal fans
>>67628323
>>67628327
>>67628347
So being able to do it once vs never been able to do it?
hmmm I wonder which one is the better option...
>>67628313
His fitness will be utter shit
>>67628269
>People STILL think this.
Explain to me how Wilshere is any good?
98% of the time, he's licking his wounds.
1% of the time, he's smoking fags.
1% of the time, he's playing like Ramsey version 2.0. - except that Ramsey at least once had a great run of form (in 2014, after Ozil's signing).
>>67628313
>A prema crocked manlet dominating midfield.
>>67628373
I'll not replace my car battery because my car starts sometimes.
I, personally, think we need more Arsenal Fan's opinions in /trans/.
> Hart
> Rose
> Cahill
> Smalling
> Clyne
> Milner
> Drinkwater
> Dier
> Rooney
> Vardy
> Kane
If you disagree, you're mentally handicapped.
>>67627748
>>67627756
I'm not the City fan. There's more than one Dutch flag on here. City are far, far more laughable than Spurs this season. A measly league cup and scraping by to qualify for CL is shambolic when you look at their spendings. Joke club.
>>67628288
he doesn't deserve to go on account of barely playing all season and being as fragile as a dainty flower
doesn't matter how good he looks when he plays, because he rarely does, and gambling on such an important role in the team is stupid
>>67628414
Don't even joke about it they're so deluded they'll think you're serious.
>>67628418
If we have to have Rooney on the pitch then you're spot on.
FACT is, Hodgson knows Wilshere is our best midfielder.
That's why he picked him in spite of his fitness.
>>67628418
I disagree with you mentally handicapped comment. I'm wondering if that actually makes me mentally handicapped?
>>67628439
Finishing above Spurs is a trophy now.
>>67628418
Sturridge is minute-for-minute the best forward in the league.
>>67628418
Rooney over Alli at #10 is a travesty. Anyone who has watched Alli this season can see he's the future #10 and needs to be worked around
>>67628452
Who would you drop for sturridge? Would he not make a great impact sub?
Stop talking about England. It bores me. Back to transfer rumours.
Who the fuck is Zielinski, and how based is he?
>>67628484
go to /danishtrans/
>>67628491
Some polish literallywho
he is extremely based because soon he will play for liverpool; he's on the same tier as firmino/messi
>>67628493
I will not.
>>67628448
More or less prestigious than 4th place?
>>67628474
Sturridge doesn't generally play well off the bench for Liverpool, but then at the same time he plays well when he's got something to prove. I'd start Vardy and Kane for a game or two and drop one of them for him if they aren't working.
>>67628474
I think Vardy would make a better impact sub. And let's face it, Roy is going to pick Sturridge ahead of one of Kane and Vardy - that much is basically set in stone.
>>67628491
klopp-senpai noticed him so I guess he'll be good next season
>>67628533
He's talking bollocks.
In his old videos, he used to make a lot of good insight and unbiased opinions but now he's just an entertainment clown who blows everything out of proportion.
>>67628595
considering in that picture he has made a point to let people know about his 200k subs, I think he knows people just want him to talk utter shit and so he panders to them to more views
>>67628493
/trans/ is international, my friend.
>>67628595
Youtubing 101
It's depressing
can we talk about poocastlel?
>Arsenal were the highest earners from the premier league, with £107M
>Leicester were barely shown on tv, meaning their revenue was only the 5th highest
>>67628631
It's fair really. Leicester were constantly playing 3pm games earlier in the season, while the other teams had europe and Sunday games
Next season Leicester will gain much more money even if they don't win it again
>>67628657
I can't imagine many more of their games being broadcasted just because they won the league
>>67628657
> Other teams were earning more money in other competitions, so Leicester don't deserve anything
Nice logic.
>>67628603
The thing is, 50% of his videos are about Newcastle who pretty much deserve all abuse in the world, so I guess his ridiculousness falls right into place there.
>>67628631
>shitcastle earning more than teams who finished safely above them
honestly why the fuck is this allowed?
>>67628676
Europe as in their fixtures get moved to Sunday for more rest = more tv time. Leicester weren't marketable until at least November
I meant fair as in understandable too btw
>>67628537
there are few strikers who can beat a man as easily as sturridge and are great finishers. it's not like he's vardy who uses his pace to get behind, sturridge is the true realisation of the pacey black player meme, he's got all the fancy tricks, skill, pace and can finish. shame he's broken nearly all the time and doesn't make runs in behind. if he sorted his game out to make runs in behind as well as dropping deep and could stay fit for a season he would become a 30 goal a season striker
> Walcott dropped
Fucking lol. So much for the next Thierry Henry.
Walcott has to be the most overrated PL player in history. He's Championship quality at best.
>>67627461
>>67627500
I'm quite sure their mediocrity in the PL is due to them focusing on EL.
Wait till next season before you judge him.
>>67628717
if he'd have gone to united or chelsea way back when he would've been sold a long time ago. He must count his lucky stars he ended up at arsenal and is getting paid 150 grand a week after years of injuries and mediocrity
>>67628717
People have been waiting for him to turn into a footballer for about 10 years now.
>>67628738
Ferguson or Mourinho probably would have helped him to actually realise his potential.
Good season: Leicester, Southampton, West Ham, Stoke, Swansea, Watford, West Brom, Palace, Bournemouth, Sunderland
Bad season: Arsenal, Man city, Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea, Everton, Newcastle, Norwich, Villa
Simultaneously good and bad season: Tottenham
True or False lads
>>67628791
>potential
He's the dictionary definition of a pacebabby
>>67628802
Needs an average season section for teams like West Brom, Swansea, Watford and Stoke. None of their seasons were particularly good. Yes Watford stayed up but they were utter wank in the latter half of the season.
>>67628802
Liverpool's season isn't over yet, too early to make a call. You might have to bump them up to simultaneously good and bad if they win the EL.
>>67628802
> Best season in years
> Leicester make you look like mugs
> Finish behind Arsenal again
Spurs had a tragic season.
>>67628816
would put sunderland in the average list as well
>>67628830
Palace too, unless they win the FA Cup.
>>67628802
Chelsea deserve a "Trash" category.
I know I ask this question every year, but will Lukaku finally escape from Everton and go to a bigger club?
>>67628802
This was not a good season for Swansea or Palace. Not being relegated does not automatically mean good. They both basically went backwards.
QUADRUPLE INCOMING
>>67628856
He's not good enough
>>67628802
>>67628858
swansea were not that good to begin with. Same with Crystal Palace. Finishing above relegation is actually quite good for them
>>67628861
Griezmann wants to stay
Sterling is shite
Aguero is finished
Gundogan is permacrocked
Pogba will never go to City
Laporte is also permacrocked
Another 4th place finish on the cards mate
>>67628856
Same question for barkley and debatably stones
>>67628873
I think Palace started quite well, then they went deep into the Pardew zone. Both had much higher ambitions before the season.
>>67628825
>best season
>tragic season
You seem to be contradicting yourself m8
>>67628856
He's too inconsistent. He's been stuck on 18 pl goals for months. Don't think he'll ever break the 20 goal barrier. He has age on his side though
>>67628878
>world class striker actually staying at atletico
they never learn
>>67628902
swansea couldn't have expected better than top 10, especially after the start they made
>>67628856
I'd like him but he'd cost far too much, Everton would demand something ridiculous like £50m.
>>67628878
>sterling is shite
Can Liverpool supporters and racists please go
Lads, how do I make 4chan X automatically follow threads which I post in?
The older versions had in plain view in the settings but I can't find fuck all in the current one.
>>67628927
lol he's been benched by jesus fucking navas mate
>>67628911
18 goals is a very good record for a player playing for a team in the bottom half of the table. Especially when you consider his age, he should be playing for one of the top 7 or 8 teams in europe
>>67628802
>God-tier season
Leicester
>Great season
Southampton
West Ham
>Good season
Bournemouth
Stoke
Watford
West Brom
>Average season
Liverpool
Man City
Man Utd
Palace
Sunderland
Tottenham
>Shit season
Chelsea
Everton
Norwich
Swansea
>Dogshit season
Newcastle
Villa
>Arsenal season
Arsenal
>>67628938
just click on the heart next to the OP lad. I don't know if you can make it automatic though
>>67628947
City and Utd have had shit seasons by their standards. Supposed to be challenging for the title and instead they're battling for 4th.
>>67628802
Wouldn't say >we had a good season, it was a shit season until the last 5 or so games. Like last season, and the season before that, and the season before that etc.
>>67628939
Sterling has been playing on the left and navas has been playing on the right. And the whole navas thing says more about pellegrino playing his mates than it does about sterling
>>67628895
Barkley, yes. Stones still seems a bit too clumsy for me.
To me Lukaku isn't want much different from Dybala in terms of quality or talent, so it's surprising to me no Juventus-tier club has signed him yet. Scoring 18 goals a season isn't bad at Everton to be honest.
>>67628947
don't think west ham have had a "great" season. The media furore about the "Boleyn ground" (which has been called upton park for as long as i could remember until the season befoire they are gifted a new stadium) has made them the most overrated team in the country
>>67628993
This, would have been great if they finished 5th or 6th but they bottled it in the final few games (losing to Stoke and Swansea).
>>67628969
If you ignore the whole 3 points from the first 9 games thing sunderland have had a really solid season
>>67628963
Aguero, De Bruyne, Kompany and Silva were all dead for a big chunk of the season so there's that.
United ambitions may be huge but with the players they have, 4th place seems about right.
>>67628993
Both them and Southampton broke their respective Premier League end-of-season point tallies.
>>67628954
thats what I do but its annnoying since I sometimes forget to do it\
Why the fuck did they even remove the feature?
>>67628947
>Southampton
their good season was really predictable tbf
>>67628963
>Utd
people expect united to be title contenders ? quite the delusion
>>67629002
We were 19th until March due to playing catchup again. Literally spent more time in the relegation zone than Villa did.
Now it's all over I'd take 17th but I would be lying if I said I was happy with how the season went.
>>67629028
>people expect united to be title contenders ? quite the delusion
At the start of the season yeah. They were 1 point behind first before their horrible run of form in December where they lost 3 and drew 2 and also got knocked out of the CL groups.
>>67629058
they don't have the shoulders to be in the top 3 for a whole season. Not with those players. Can't blame Van Gaal though, the club is really badly run
>>67629076
A lot of people thought they would be at the start of the season. On paper the team looked decent, but in the end they didn't step up and they were horribly mismanaged by LVG.
>>67629028
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-top-premier-league-6523160
Who will leave : Reus, Sanchez, Hazard or James?
>>67629152
Reus will be the only one who stays
Sanchez > Bayern
Hazard > Real Madrid
James > Chelsea
>>67629162
sanchez is going to psg. bayern already have coman and douglas costa
>>67629187
>implying City will not buy Coman the mercenary for 80 million
>>67611069
>Gotze over Firmino
stop.
>>67629211
>Bayern
>selling players they want to keep
>>67629211
so he can win the EPL. Next step is barcelona of course. On a more serious note Coman is staying for 2 more years at Bayern, no matter what happens
>>67629224
lol who the fuck would want coman??
Rate me out of 10 lads
>>67629261
>no englands brave henderson
>>67629261
I wonder who's behind this post
>>67629261
>rose rb
>clyne lb
>drinky dm instead of dier
>>67629305
>he doesn't rate inverted fullbacks
>>67629326
>playing a diamond where fullbacks are expected to provide width
>make them cut inside
>>67629261
>Fullblacks
guys, can you recomeend me a real meme team to gett behind? not football, other sports, myabe an american one so i ca join in the memes etc.
for example, give me the NBA Lesta equivalent or sommething
>>67629359
Golden state warriors
>>67628722
Or you know, it's exactly the opposite. They're focusing on the EL, because they've been mediocre in the league, and don't stand a chance at reaching the CL through it.
>>67629359
You can maybe pretend to be a big Vettel fan in the F1 threads or something like that
>>67606494
that german efficency
>>67629305
>drinky dm instead of dier
Yes. Drinkwater was basically the entire defense in his debut. Solid.
Our back 4 are shit regardless of who you put there. Drinkwater fixes this problem.
>>67629383
It's a little of both, I guess.
fuck off germany
>>67611013
>runs a lot when he's awful at everything else
Conte will love him
If it's not Australia, it's Germany. What the fuck is wrong with those countries?
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67629604
yeah
Can't wait for Wenger to ruin more young talent
>>67629625
poor xabi
Did your club sign any loanees this season?
Would you like to sign them permanently?
>>67629693
>24
>young
>>67629758
"24"
This team would win the Euros
>>67629849
>implying they can win against pic related
>>67629881
we don't play 442 though
>>67629881
What part of France are these lads from?
>Sat in St Pancras
>loads of people in Leicester tops getting trains
Bloody bandwagoners, probably just stuck on Leicester badges over the Chelsea ones
>>67629881
>France in charge of having a white team
>>67629961
>2016
>still caring about white color
White people are dying. Deal with it.
>>67629930
Martinique, Guadeloupe, Reunion, Tahiti, Guinea-Bissau, Congo, Lesotho, Turbonegro Republic etc.
>>67628435
I feel bad for you dutch friend, i feel like there is a stigma against your flag now
Hodgson should just go back to what he knows
>>67629935
Probably lots of people getting a train to Leicester for the parade.
>>67630177
Yeah, I know that. I just mean the fact they are coming up from London rather than being from Leicester. No way would this many people have stopped the night after the game yesterday
New memes to /trans/ transfer when?
I think someone should just go ahead and make a new thread now.
We need some fresh input and a new thread can provide a boost.
>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius has agreed terms with Liverpool, according to Kicker. Has a ~ €10m buy-out clause. Transfer all but done.
>>67630236
kill yourself my main man
any update on the ronaldo to united move?
>>67628143
Why do a faggy formation with all sorts of asymetrics instead of a normal one, no-one here is impressed by your weird positioning
>>67630425
I especially like the arrow on Vardy, pointing into the penalty box
>>67630438
Do the players without arrows just stay stationary for the whole game? Once Bertrand runs up the pitch is he allowed back?
>Chelsea manager Antonio Conte cleared of match-fixing charges
We won't even have the match fixing scandal bonus this summer, we <re so fucked
>>67630512
Not sure, presumably Hart can't dive left or right either so let's hope Johnny Foreigner puts all his shots down the middle
>>67630512
here you go
>>67630586
CONGA!
you now remember jack grealish
new bread when
Feel so sorry for Walcott. He's never gone to a World Cup. Last World Cup everybody was going "Where the fuck is the pace on the wing?" and everybody said that was a reason for the failure. It was.
Now he isn't going to Euros because...?
>>67630792
Because he's fucking shit
>>67630792
Because he's been garbage all year.
>>67630792
he's shit
>>67630792
hes been dogshit all season
>>67630810
>>67630814
>>67630815
Again, my point was he is fast and that was what everybody was moaning about with the WC. Now he isn't going and there isn't anybody as fast as him replacing him.
So we're going to see
>There isn't enough pace down the wing for England to use
Just like we had against Italy and U-are-gay.
>>67630695
NEXT JOEY COLE LA THIS IS OUR YEAR
THE ENGLISH MESSI MATE
>anon posts his line up
>other anons attack anon
>how dare you pick a over b you're retarded
>people actually think Roy is on SP and might actually use anons line up
>>67630792
He went to the 2006 world cup
>>67631020
And he didn't play, is my point.
update on the Leicester train situation: Kettering is full of bandwagoners
Hello?
>>67632069
Goodbye
>>67632087
Goodnight
BREAKING
sum1 mayk a nu fred
New thread?
>>67632858
HAPPENING
>>67628938
It's in the thread watcher menu.
>>67633116
>>67633116
>>67633116
New thread