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Martinez to Liverpool confirmed
>>67633116
our year la
our year la
>>67633116
halt die goschn
Justice for the 97 la
5th for qt gfs for all
>>67633193
So I read that Barça didn't want to let Neymar play both in the copa america and the olympics, Brazilian FA had to pick one and they went with the olympics.
Does Brazil care more about the Olympics than about the copa america? or is the 2016 copa a meme copa that no one cares about.
ross barkley is completely overrated
>>67633252
Brazil has never won the Olympics and this one is on their home soil.
>>67633219
thanx man
>>67633252
Brazil never won the Olympics, the only thing that they haven't won, and it is in their country.
>>67633264
Uh shit, I forgot it was in Brazil. Willian is going to be pissed off at Chelsea not letting him go
Could Del Piero get transferred to a real team or is he gonna stay in California destroying recreational leagues?
Euan has got the shits
>>67633254
majority of his goals are deflected long shots yet according to some he's an amazing english talent. people say he's the new rooney when rooney had already won player of the tournament at the 04 euros and gone for 30M to united at a younger age than current barkley it's impressive how dumb some pundits are. all he does is dribble, hit a long shot and see what happens, dumb as a sack of shit desu. also he could have chosen to represent nigeria rather than england which is pretty hillarious
>>67633288
He's 42, no way he can play for a real team
Will Zlatan still move to the Premier League?
>City has Poop
>United and Chelsea aren't in the Champions League
>Arsenal will buy some literally whos instead
>everyone else is too poor to pay the wages he will want
>>67633252
It is just the CBF being dumb, no one cares about the olympics instead of pulling a americunt move "we never cared lol" tthey keep trying their best but the team is so shit and Neymar is a choker fag so i hope we lose again
>>67633409
zlatan won't come here, he prefers stat padding in irrelevant leagues
>>67633409
If Utd get Mou, I can see Zlatan joining them
>>67633296
he reminds me a lot of oxlade chamberlain desu
>>67633409
Zlatan only joins teams that win the league :^)
>nordtveit to west ham
>karius & gotze to liverpool
>xhaka to arsenal
>alaba to city
>muller to united
will bundesliga ever recover?
>>67633531
So he's going to PSV is what you're saying
>>67633606
>alaba to city
>muller to united
You fucked up there. And Nordtveit isn't any great loss.
>>67633303
By real team, I mean any team that calls themself "professional" but pays 20k$ per annum and is in the 4 tier or something. Something must be up otherwise he'd hang up the boots for good this time
on a scale from 1-10 how mad does it make you yuropoors that my father is John Henry's lead mergers and acquisitions lawyer and that I get to go to matches that I don't give a single shit about?
I've probably been to more games than diehards that would literally put themselves in financial straights just to watch this stupid sport
>>67633715
Yeah m8 I'm fuming you've attended some games grrrrr
>>67633715
Shut up faggot
>>67633606
of course
Any updates on the Mourinho to Everton situation?
>>67633715
>watching liverpool
yeah I'm seething m8
>>67633606
>alaba to city
>muller to united
>>67633447
>i hope we lose again
PLEASE have sex.
>>67633739
Justice for the 96 man, I know their pain now since I watched the documentary
>>96
>aim for gotze
>get zielinski
>liverpoop
Utd offered Zlatan a 1 year contract with the option to extend an extra year
>>67633958
zlatan doesn't do extension clauses
>>67633958
>>67633981
Wouldn't be bad for them desu
>>67633773
with you?
>>67633981
>sport_witness
believable
>>67633995
There are talks about Zlatan wanting guarantees on the United 'project'. Possible Mourinho signing? Zlatan isn't exactly fond of LVG.
>>67634038
Bouhafsi is reporting it as well
>>67633606
götze confirmed for baktus
>>67634115
how does switzerland know about baktus?
>>67633981
>ning
>>67634166
Could be the Icelandic guy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/davidjaca/status/732199860154318848
Torres will end his career at Atleti. Beautiful.
>>67634191
Our guy gets his happy ending
So which Porto player is going to a big name club this transfer window?
>>67634191
>Torres will end his life at Atleti. Beautiful.
Agree.
>/sp/
>thinking Zlatan won't go to Sporting KC to make the MLS great again
>>67633264
>>67633278
>brazil playing at home in a tournament
7-1 confirmed
>>67634225
probably Brahimi
>>67634233
>Zlatan
>2016
>>67634260
texty g is pretty underrated imo
>>67634225
Porto a shit but Ruben neves
>>67634166
>>67634178
Yupsies
My sources tell me Lukaku will be coming home this summer.
>>67634191
Amazing how Simeone actually made him look good again.
>>67634191
;_;7
love that man more than I can explain I should
>>67634478
Ah, a fellow TS Malekesa fan
>>67634233
>again
>>67634560
OUT! OUT! OUT!
>>67634595
>Perú
>>67634191
>end his career
He's going to be 34 when this extension expires. Just the right age for a stint in the MLS/China/Qatar
>>67633116
Kek literally a less cancerous Xabi Alonso
>>67634525
>Makes >Torres look good
>Can't get anything out of Martinez
What's wrong with Colombian strikers?
>Zlatan to the PL
Shawcross on suicide watch
>>67634709
>implying retirement leagues count
It's counting charity matches or the friday night games with your friends
>>67634115
Top kek
>>67634478
you mean Chelsea?
>>67634559
>>67634855
West Brom you clueless little shits.
>>67634478
>>67634559
kek desu
Rosicky to West Ham apparently.
>>67634885
that's fucking retarded
>>67634885
We don't want any Arsenal players
Arteta to City soon.
>>67634966
>we
what position for West Ham United do you play m8?
>Karius to Liverpool
Nice
>>67635037
Who?
>>67635037
>liverpool buying a bunch of literal whos
what happened to reus and gotze lmao
>>67635010
it's clearly mark noble, bitter and drunk due to the england squad announcement, taking his frustrations out on /sp/
>>67635051
Mainz's goalkeeper. I could see them going for Zieler as a replacement.
>>67635061
>Reus
>Falling for the meme
KEK
>Gotze
it's happening
>>67635061
In the process of being confirmed. Where there's smoke there's fire.
>>67635165
>Where there's smoke there's fire.
Old school /trans/ is best /trans/
>>67635124
>Gotze
would get benched by joe allen la
>>67635078
didn't migs sign a 5 year deal recently?
>>67635249
Yes, Klopp cucked that up.
>>67635249
Apparently Klopp isn't happy with his performances. Guess he'd sell Bogdan, and have Mignolet as second choice.
>>67635249
Yeah, he fell for the Mignolet is intelligent because he can speak 5 languages meme. Apparently now he hates him
>>67634260
>chabby
leld harder than i should have tbqhwy
>>67634225
Probably Brahimi or Herrera. There were also rumours of our young striker André Silva was going to United, but I call bullshit on that one.
>muh Defoe
This circlejerk needs to die. Fucking facebook
>>67633252
MONEY, neymar will attract people
>It's a United fell for the Zlatan meme episode.
>>67635392
fucking hell you weeb, sort your life out
I wonder where Rode will go. pls stay.
>>67635185
Good times, hombre.
>>67635424
BMG makes sense.
>>67635392
Zlatan would still get 20 goals in any relevant league.
>>67635061
I'd rather >we didn't sign Gotze tbqh. The man has to have no confidence after being benched for that long. Also, Liverpool have way too many number 10s.
>>67635446
Why doesn't he then? Why is he playing on beginner mode?
>>67635451
Gotze is better than any other player on the team desu
>>67635451
m8, he was injured for a long time too.
>>67635441
I'd rather he stay. I actually rate him.
>>67635473
no other top team would pay him and treat him like psg does
>>67635451
Cmon man, Gotze is class, if anyone is able to get him back to his best it's Klopp. And we've seen players like Payet, Mahrez, Bojan, Shaqiri come in and play better in the PL.
I think next season will be Coutinho's last at the club, Firmino isn't really a #10, and Lallana isn't good enough
How comes Macedonia doesn't post anymore?
>>67635497
So he won't' mind if we all dismiss him as a wasted talent then.
>>67635473
Because more money/ego massaging in France. Zlatan wants to be treated like Messi despite not even being Ronaldo level.
>>67635498
>I think next season will be Coutinho's last at the club
?
>>67635498
>firmino isn't a 10
when will this meme die
Kemme to me when?
I unironically don't know how many times I've posted ________ gf to me when in /trans/. Getting a bid sad ngl
>>67635496
>I actually rate him
He's a good player, certainly. It's just you can't really expect him to get much time over Vidal, Sanches, Martinez (who I assume will be moved back into midfield under Ancelotti), Kimmich, Thiago and Alonso.
>>67635473
I know it's a meme, but Zlatan has been getting better and better over the last few years. You could see it at AC Milan, but he's improved since.
Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur have been fined £375,000 and £225,000 respectively after both clubs admitted three breaches of FA Rule E20 for failing to control their players and/or officials.
It follows incidents which occurred in the 45th and 87th minutes and also at the end of their fixture at Stamford Bridge on Monday 2 May 2016. Prior to this fixture, Chelsea had breached FA Rule E20 on four separate occasions and Tottenham Hotspur twice since November 2014.
>>67635520
He's wasted his chance of getting a CL no doubt. You'd have to be quiet the EPL baby to think he's wasted talent in general though.
>>67635545
Unless we get in CL and compete for title, I think Coutinho will move on
>>67635559
Firmino isn't a #10 though, he's better playing as a forward who comes deep
>>67635583
He's been 'getting better and better' while his competition has been getting shitter and shitter. He needs retesting to show his true power level.
>>67633409
Liverpool if Gerrard comes back as assistant
>>67635594
>Chelsea fined more
OY VEY, YOU CAN'T FINE SPURS YOU FILTHY ANTI SEMITE
>>67635617
Where would he go?
>inb4 barca meme
>>67635635
>The Jews did This
>>67635617
I doubt he will unless he starts scoring and assisting heavily in the next 12 months. The only teams I can see taking him are Madrid or Barca and they won't unless he's stat-padded like fuck.
>>67635502
You mean the porn Macedonian? He posted today. Also posting funposting threads isn't that fun if they get deleted almost instantly.
>>67635562
>Getting a bid sad ngl
You're amongst equals.
>>67635569
>moved back into midfield
pls, yes.
Also you're right and reading that just made me realise how stacked that team is.
>>67635635
It's because of all the past offenses you cuck.
>Zlatan going to United to fuck up his league record
Never gonna happen mates
>>67635704
Time will tell.
>>67633715
Just finished 1L, can I please meet your dad?
>>67635667
>and reading that just made me realise how stacked that team is.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
>>67635667
>You're amongst equals.
>>67635520
wasted talent? He's played at inter, juve, milan and barcelona and was 30 when he joined psg for millionaire wages, guaranteed cl competition and a comfy league.
I think he's won all possible trophies in 3 different countries (league, cup, supercup in spain, italy and france) and is only missing a champions league (he even has a clubs world cup and european supercup). Not many other players in the world with such an extensive and successful curriculum.
>>67635726
Will you be cheering on TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in the CL final lad?
Has Mainz gone full JUST with their transfers?
After losing Karius they are now apparently transferring Baumgartlinger to Neverkusen. If this shit keeps continuing at the current rate, they might as well say goodbye to Malli and Cordoba.
Next season is going to be hella fun, with those extra European games.
>>67636038
>not believing in the power of Based Schmidt
>>67635899
There are people who will not cheer on Tsuu in the cl final?
We just called up Borini for our NT
>>67636083
KEK
>>67636090
Don't laugh
>>67636060
>Wanting the bad guys to win
>>67636055
Europa League is where memes go to die, unless you are Sevilla
>>67636102
>the GOAT
>bad guy
>>67636102
I almost always want the popular team to lose.
So where's Higuain going this summer? PSG?
Grießmann to PSG
Higuaín to Atlético Madrid
Mascherano to Liverpool
>>67636099
Reminder he literally kicked the ball in his own face
https://vine.co/v/iTialEM2WdM
>>67636141
Lay off the coke Diego
>>67636083
Holy shit it's true
>Shitaly
Prepare to get Ibra'd this summer
>>67636141
>Higuaín to Atlético Madrid
But they are already getting Costa
>>67634260
Where's the rest of these? Aren't there a handful others?
>>67636125
Sport channels here say he's going to Atlético if they sell Griezmann, if not to PSG
>>67636141
>Higuain to Atletico
Would be amazing desu
>>67635882
>Juve
He was inconsistent as fuck
>Inter
Good but in a poor league with no competition as the only other top side had been forcibly relegated
>Barca
He was so effective there that they loaned him out after one season and sold him at a huge loss
>Milan
He was great whenever he wasn't getting sent off but again, shit quality league, hardly any competition
>PSG
Retirement club. They could have signed Niclas Bendtner and would have had just as many league titles.
He's been a really good striker but I can't consider him to be GOAT tier with the clubs/leagues he's had success in.
![UkFQ6pA[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/9qppbN4.gif "UkFQ6pA[1].gif")
>>67636148
>implying that's not a good tactic
>>67633409
Zlatan doesn't like Wenger so barring some miracle he's not going to Arsenal
>>67636120
At this point the fact that TSUUU is a horrible person is not up for discussion. He is. You can have your argument about being GOAT but pro tip: He is not.
>>67636038
I could see them going for Zieler to replace Karius. Maybe t. Xhaka to replace Baumgartlinger. Time for Schmidt to raid the Super League.
>>67636141
Costa to Atletico and Higuain to Chelsea is more likely
>>67636178
>Being this ABZ
I have no idea why you brits hate him so much
Is it the classic EPL-babby bias?
How good is Karius lads?
>Letting Mignolet know he's being replaced 2 days before a final
JUST
>>67636230
Nah, Conte aint letting go of Costa. Just the kind of player he likes
>>67636256
>Just the kind of player he likes
Actually no, if we look at who he had at Juve
Who is in talks to sign Arsenal qt this summer?
>>67636249
Didn't the also bring in Reina immediately after another guy won the champions league?
Why do Livershit bully their goalies?
What is this?
>Cesc Fabregas is keen to leave Chelsea and return to Spain, and though a return to Barcelona is not possible, he would be open to joining Real Madrid with Florentino Perez showing an interest.
>>67636284
Did she reply to him?
>>67636083
Holy kek
He's been shit for us too, the best he's managed is some penalties and tap ins while fucking up the majority of our attacks.
>>67636083
How the mighty have fallen
>>67636286
Yeah Dudek was GOAT in that CL final. But he sucked in general
>>67636289
Bullshit
>>67636289
Fabregas is a Chelsea legend and will be captain next season once Terry leaves.
Absolute bollocks story
>>67636284
/arse/ here
I think that was the summer Özil came at the last second
Based anon
>>67636280
Costa has the "win-at-all-costs" mentality that I think Conte appreciates is what I meant
>>67636289
freshly squeezed bs
he won't do that to barca and it's the position rm need the least
>>67636215
>TSUUU is a horrible person
'no'
>>67636308
We never found out
>>67636284
This is the most autistic thing ever produced by /trans/, right?
>>67636308
She went offline and never came back
>>67636289
Fabregas has already snaked Mourinho out of a job, taken over the lockeroom and has the fans eating out of his hand. He will be at Chelsea until he retires, with them giving him a Rooney-tier contract at the end.
>>67636289
t. The Sun
>>67636347
He did it to arsenal
where will Ulloa go next season?
inb4 he becomes another failed boca striker
>>67636236
I'm just saying Serie A and Ligue 1 aren't top level leagues and he didn't exactly make waves at Barca. Can you really refute that?
>>67636340
Attitude that Vucinic didn't he have and Conte built his first successes on him. Matri and Giovinco didn't have it either
>>67636394
Arsenal to replace Jiroo
>>67636397
Both are better than the "English" """"premier"" league
>>67636425
Go be black somewhere else
>>67636425
>le epl is shit
your gimmick is pathetic by now, m8
![patrick-bamford-4x3132-2929405_478x359[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fPGubUD.jpg "patrick-bamford-4x3132-2929405_478x359[1].jpg")
how long before he gets released by chelsea and ends up in league 1
>>67636421
Wenger has confirmed that Giroud will be first choice striker next season but he will try to sign another.
So which meme upcoming player will it be?
>>67636394
he's a shit player who is riding on leicester's success and momentum, would be unremarkable anywhere else
>>67636435
>this weeb quoting me every time I post
get a life nigga
>Dortmund looking at DC's Birnbaum
Most ridiculous rumour of the day.
>>67636467
>>67636467
Signing yanks for the shirt sales is the latest meme
>>67636486
They already have Pulisic for that. And he's actually, you know, good.
>>67636501
when does Pulisic become a meme?
>>67636412
Vucinic, Matri and Giovinco were hardly key players
Tevez, Vidal, Chiellini, Bonucci and Licht were key players and they all have the mentality I'm referring to
>>67636397
>Serie is shit
Was still good while he was at Inter
>Ligue 1 is shit
Yes, but that's why he scored 38 instead of 25
>Barca
He had chemistry problems with poop, still scored 20 goals
>>67636515
When/ if he scores a hattrick, he'll have reached peek meme status.
>>67636440
Modeste
>>67636528
*peak
>>67636486
>Pulisic
>Brooks
>Yedlin
>Cameron
>Johnson
>shirt sales
timo warner to dortmund via kicker
>>67636083
>not Berardi
>not Gabbiadini
>not even Belotti
>fucking Borini
Conte really just doesnt give a fuck anymore
>>67636552
When is Xhaka signing with Arsenal
>>67636425
Yeah right
>>67636583
Never, the story is complete bollocks
>>67636516
>Was still good while he was at Inter
It was even worse than it is now. Back then you only had old as fuck AC Milan who always sucked in the league and Juve who just got promoted from Serie B.
>Yes, but that's why he scored 38 instead of 25
Based on? He only scored 25 league goals in a real league twice.
>He had chemistry problems with poop, still scored 20 goals
He had footballing problems and 20 goals in all competitions is literally worse than Giroud right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIR_VMAEK1U
not even the guy you're arguing with but Ibrahimovic is barely a top 10 striker of the 21st century
>>67636607
>Wenger
>signing players
Let me dream m8
>>67636444
>Ulloa
>shit
He works hard, can dribble, has decent finishing ability and his hold-up play is excellent. He’d probably walk straight into any Championship/lower Prem team.
>>67636583
Don't know, Blick aren't giving dick on it.
Though they did do an interview with Alex Frei, where he said Klopp wasn't actually that big of a fan of him, due to his low work rate, but played him, because he was clutch as fuck.
>>67636178
>bla bla bla
>He's been a really good striker but I can't consider him to be GOAT tier
a few minutes ago he was a wasted talent and now you can't consider him goat tier, whatever m8
He's had an incredibly long and successful career in the world's top teams, above 99% of the rest of players, to the point of him being 34, practically retired and would still be considered a top transfer for any club and league in the world
>>67636516
Vucinic played almost 100 games despite scoring only 26 goals. Giovinco played over 50 games in 2 years.
Especially Vucinic he was a key player for Juve.
Another key player was Pirlo, hardly someone who breaks his back or has the attitude you talk about.
Shit look at our nt, who has said attitude?
>>67636692
Borini
>>67636714
>>67636692
Giaccherini
>>67636673
He's obviously talented but he has played 1 (ONE) season in the top three leagues. Inter and Milan are historic clubs but Serie A was dying an ugly death at the time.
It's a shame because we'll never know how good he could have been.
>>67633116
?source or just banter?
>>67636766
>(you)
>>67636766
>?source
My good friend fitizen called me.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/May/16-May/Hammers-to-sign-Norway-star-Nordtveit
D O N E
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>>67635594
>not giving spuds a serious penalty
Just fuck off already FA, you're ABC is so fucking blatant.
>>67636692
>Vucinic played almost 100 games despite scoring only 26 goals.
Due to a lack of alternatives. Did anyone miss him when he left?
>Giovinco played over 50 games in 2 years.
And was generally considered a failure, never played as well as he did in Parma.
>Pirlo
Did I say every single player in Conte's starting XI was a Diego Simeone character? No, I said he seems to appreciate mentally tough players which is a reason to keep Costa.
>NT
The Italy NT is a fucking travesty, and I say that as a calcioboo
Will United actually do something? Or will they beta-orbit various star players and Mou for the whole Summer only to fail and then panic buy some literally who for 40m on deadline day?
10 minutes into MOTD and chill and he gives you this look
>>67636845
>>67636858
>21 years old
Look 35 at least.
It's going to hilarious when /sp/ are proved wrong yet again when based Diego signs a new 3-year deal and bangs in another 20+ next season.
>>67636896
He also has a kid and is somehow younger than this twink
>>67636844
>Due to a lack of alternatives.
Gee I wonder why, it's almost like Conte was happy.
>And was generally considered a failure
By everyone but Conte.
> seems to appreciate mentally tough players which is a reason to keep Costa
Look at the strikers he used. The only tough player was Tevez. Not only that, every striker Conte used was vastly different from Costa.
Lastly, I wouldn't even call Costa tough mentally: he can't handle the pressure (see: red card agaisnt Everton), his "bantz" backfire (see: 3 games ban for the Gabriel incident), and we all saw how scared of Vardy he was.
Exactly why is he mentally tough, because he threw a bib at Mourinho? because he acts like a cunt on the pitch? When did he actually act like a leader
>>67636858
kek
>>67636843
>>67636897
Can I live in Norway?
>>67636858
>MOTD and chill
lel
>>67636897
You've not been around a lot this season lad. Wonder why....
>>67636580
>another talent
for what purpose.jpg
>>67636843
>you're ABC is so fucking blatant
>the city of me
You're ABC and it's so fucking fucking blatant*
>>67636897
He will. Not even a Chelsea fan but who can they bring who will be a significant improvement?
Obama, Higuain and Griezmann and that's it. The rest like Suarez, Benzema, Lewandowski, Kane are completely unrealistic.
>>67636927
Can I live in Austria?
>>67636959
Maybe Ramos still wants to go abroad. Werner could probably be good in a team, that isn't complete shit. But I feel he's a bit too similar to Aubameyang, except with worse finishing.
>>67636981
Can I fuck your all your trannies?
>>67637001
Make yourself at home, use condom.
>>67636981
Bring some bunda with you.
>>67636858
>tfw he'll never go back to his crazy hairstyles
>tfw he hasn't bragged about his dad being a nazi since he first signed
>>67637017
I have only my own.
When did you last smile like this?
>>67637040
Circa 2011.
>>67636979
No-one else is in for Higuain and I can't see him staying at Napoli.
>>67637016
Ask your dad if he promises not to rob me afterwards
>>67637040
are they friends now
>>67637089
Jokes on you I don't have a dad.
>>67636955
This is going to sound ridiculous but I've canceled my subscription to English football because they bumped the license up even more. It got to a point where I actually noticed when they withdrew their monthly payments.
>>67636979
None of those players are realistic either desu
>>67636858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKoj4f1FWFM
>>67637103
>>67637103
He left because he doesn't want you to see him dressed up then?
