/trans/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /trans/
Martinez to Liverpool confirmed
>>67633116
our year la
our year la
>>67633116
halt die goschn
Justice for the 97 la
5th for qt gfs for all
So I read that Barça didn't want to let Neymar play both in the copa america and the olympics, Brazilian FA had to pick one and they went with the olympics.
Does Brazil care more about the Olympics than about the copa america? or is the 2016 copa a meme copa that no one cares about.
ross barkley is completely overrated
>>67633252
Brazil has never won the Olympics and this one is on their home soil.
>>67633219
thanx man
>>67633252
Brazil never won the Olympics, the only thing that they haven't won, and it is in their country.
>>67633264
Uh shit, I forgot it was in Brazil. Willian is going to be pissed off at Chelsea not letting him go
Could Del Piero get transferred to a real team or is he gonna stay in California destroying recreational leagues?
Euan has got the shits
>>67633254
majority of his goals are deflected long shots yet according to some he's an amazing english talent. people say he's the new rooney when rooney had already won player of the tournament at the 04 euros and gone for 30M to united at a younger age than current barkley it's impressive how dumb some pundits are. all he does is dribble, hit a long shot and see what happens, dumb as a sack of shit desu. also he could have chosen to represent nigeria rather than england which is pretty hillarious
>>67633288
He's 42, no way he can play for a real team
Will Zlatan still move to the Premier League?
>City has Poop
>United and Chelsea aren't in the Champions League
>Arsenal will buy some literally whos instead
>everyone else is too poor to pay the wages he will want
>>67633252
It is just the CBF being dumb, no one cares about the olympics instead of pulling a americunt move "we never cared lol" tthey keep trying their best but the team is so shit and Neymar is a choker fag so i hope we lose again
>>67633409
zlatan won't come here, he prefers stat padding in irrelevant leagues
>>67633409
If Utd get Mou, I can see Zlatan joining them
>>67633296
he reminds me a lot of oxlade chamberlain desu
>>67633409
Zlatan only joins teams that win the league :^)
>nordtveit to west ham
>karius & gotze to liverpool
>xhaka to arsenal
>alaba to city
>muller to united
will bundesliga ever recover?
>>67633531
So he's going to PSV is what you're saying
>>67633606
>alaba to city
>muller to united
You fucked up there. And Nordtveit isn't any great loss.
>>67633303
By real team, I mean any team that calls themself "professional" but pays 20k$ per annum and is in the 4 tier or something. Something must be up otherwise he'd hang up the boots for good this time
on a scale from 1-10 how mad does it make you yuropoors that my father is John Henry's lead mergers and acquisitions lawyer and that I get to go to matches that I don't give a single shit about?
I've probably been to more games than diehards that would literally put themselves in financial straights just to watch this stupid sport
>>67633715
Yeah m8 I'm fuming you've attended some games grrrrr
>>67633715
Shut up faggot
>>67633606
of course
Any updates on the Mourinho to Everton situation?
>>67633715
>watching liverpool
yeah I'm seething m8
>>67633606
>alaba to city
>muller to united
>>67633447
>i hope we lose again
PLEASE have sex.
>>67633739
Justice for the 96 man, I know their pain now since I watched the documentary
>>96
>aim for gotze
>get zielinski
>liverpoop
Utd offered Zlatan a 1 year contract with the option to extend an extra year
>>67633958
zlatan doesn't do extension clauses
>>67633958
>>67633981
Wouldn't be bad for them desu
>>67633773
with you?
>>67633981
>sport_witness
believable
>>67633995
There are talks about Zlatan wanting guarantees on the United 'project'. Possible Mourinho signing? Zlatan isn't exactly fond of LVG.
>>67634038
Bouhafsi is reporting it as well
>>67633606
götze confirmed for baktus
>>67634115
how does switzerland know about baktus?
>>67633981
>ning
>>67634166
Could be the Icelandic guy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/davidjaca/status/732199860154318848
Torres will end his career at Atleti. Beautiful.
>>67634191
Our guy gets his happy ending
So which Porto player is going to a big name club this transfer window?
>>67634191
>Torres will end his life at Atleti. Beautiful.
Agree.
>/sp/
>thinking Zlatan won't go to Sporting KC to make the MLS great again
>>67633264
>>67633278
>brazil playing at home in a tournament
7-1 confirmed
>>67634225
probably Brahimi
>>67634233
>Zlatan
>2016
>>67634260
texty g is pretty underrated imo
>>67634225
Porto a shit but Ruben neves
>>67634166
>>67634178
Yupsies
My sources tell me Lukaku will be coming home this summer.
>>67634191
Amazing how Simeone actually made him look good again.
>>67634191
;_;7
love that man more than I can explain I should
>>67634478
Ah, a fellow TS Malekesa fan
>>67634233
>again
>>67634560
OUT! OUT! OUT!
>>67634595
>Perú
>>67634191
>end his career
He's going to be 34 when this extension expires. Just the right age for a stint in the MLS/China/Qatar
>>67633116
Kek literally a less cancerous Xabi Alonso
>>67634525
>Makes >Torres look good
>Can't get anything out of Martinez
What's wrong with Colombian strikers?
>Zlatan to the PL
Shawcross on suicide watch
>>67634709
>implying retirement leagues count
It's counting charity matches or the friday night games with your friends
>>67634115
Top kek
>>67634478
you mean Chelsea?
>>67634559
>>67634855
West Brom you clueless little shits.
>>67634478
>>67634559
kek desu
Rosicky to West Ham apparently.
>>67634885
that's fucking retarded
>>67634885
We don't want any Arsenal players
Arteta to City soon.
>>67634966
>we
what position for West Ham United do you play m8?
>Karius to Liverpool
Nice
>>67635037
Who?
>>67635037
>liverpool buying a bunch of literal whos
what happened to reus and gotze lmao
>>67635010
it's clearly mark noble, bitter and drunk due to the england squad announcement, taking his frustrations out on /sp/
>>67635051
Mainz's goalkeeper. I could see them going for Zieler as a replacement.
>>67635061
>Reus
>Falling for the meme
KEK
>Gotze
it's happening
>>67635061
In the process of being confirmed. Where there's smoke there's fire.
>>67635165
>Where there's smoke there's fire.
Old school /trans/ is best /trans/
>>67635124
>Gotze
would get benched by joe allen la
>>67635078
didn't migs sign a 5 year deal recently?
>>67635249
Yes, Klopp cucked that up.
>>67635249
Apparently Klopp isn't happy with his performances. Guess he'd sell Bogdan, and have Mignolet as second choice.
>>67635249
Yeah, he fell for the Mignolet is intelligent because he can speak 5 languages meme. Apparently now he hates him
>>67634260
>chabby
leld harder than i should have tbqhwy
>>67634225
Probably Brahimi or Herrera. There were also rumours of our young striker André Silva was going to United, but I call bullshit on that one.
>muh Defoe
This circlejerk needs to die. Fucking facebook
>>67633252
MONEY, neymar will attract people
>It's a United fell for the Zlatan meme episode.
>>67635392
fucking hell you weeb, sort your life out
I wonder where Rode will go. pls stay.
>>67635185
Good times, hombre.
>>67635424
BMG makes sense.
>>67635392
Zlatan would still get 20 goals in any relevant league.
>>67635061
I'd rather >we didn't sign Gotze tbqh. The man has to have no confidence after being benched for that long. Also, Liverpool have way too many number 10s.
>>67635446
Why doesn't he then? Why is he playing on beginner mode?
>>67635451
Gotze is better than any other player on the team desu
>>67635451
m8, he was injured for a long time too.
>>67635441
I'd rather he stay. I actually rate him.
>>67635473
no other top team would pay him and treat him like psg does
>>67635451
Cmon man, Gotze is class, if anyone is able to get him back to his best it's Klopp. And we've seen players like Payet, Mahrez, Bojan, Shaqiri come in and play better in the PL.
I think next season will be Coutinho's last at the club, Firmino isn't really a #10, and Lallana isn't good enough
How comes Macedonia doesn't post anymore?
>>67635497
So he won't' mind if we all dismiss him as a wasted talent then.
>>67635473
Because more money/ego massaging in France. Zlatan wants to be treated like Messi despite not even being Ronaldo level.
>>67635498
>I think next season will be Coutinho's last at the club
?
>>67635498
>firmino isn't a 10
when will this meme die
Kemme to me when?
I unironically don't know how many times I've posted ________ gf to me when in /trans/. Getting a bid sad ngl
>>67635496
>I actually rate him
He's a good player, certainly. It's just you can't really expect him to get much time over Vidal, Sanches, Martinez (who I assume will be moved back into midfield under Ancelotti), Kimmich, Thiago and Alonso.
>>67635473
I know it's a meme, but Zlatan has been getting better and better over the last few years. You could see it at AC Milan, but he's improved since.
Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur have been fined £375,000 and £225,000 respectively after both clubs admitted three breaches of FA Rule E20 for failing to control their players and/or officials.
It follows incidents which occurred in the 45th and 87th minutes and also at the end of their fixture at Stamford Bridge on Monday 2 May 2016. Prior to this fixture, Chelsea had breached FA Rule E20 on four separate occasions and Tottenham Hotspur twice since November 2014.
>>67635520
He's wasted his chance of getting a CL no doubt. You'd have to be quiet the EPL baby to think he's wasted talent in general though.
>>67635545
Unless we get in CL and compete for title, I think Coutinho will move on
>>67635559
Firmino isn't a #10 though, he's better playing as a forward who comes deep
>>67635583
He's been 'getting better and better' while his competition has been getting shitter and shitter. He needs retesting to show his true power level.
>>67633409
Liverpool if Gerrard comes back as assistant
>>67635594
>Chelsea fined more
OY VEY, YOU CAN'T FINE SPURS YOU FILTHY ANTI SEMITE
>>67635617
Where would he go?
>inb4 barca meme
>>67635635
>The Jews did This
>>67635617
I doubt he will unless he starts scoring and assisting heavily in the next 12 months. The only teams I can see taking him are Madrid or Barca and they won't unless he's stat-padded like fuck.
>>67635502
You mean the porn Macedonian? He posted today. Also posting funposting threads isn't that fun if they get deleted almost instantly.
>>67635562
>Getting a bid sad ngl
You're amongst equals.
>>67635569
>moved back into midfield
pls, yes.
Also you're right and reading that just made me realise how stacked that team is.
>>67635635
It's because of all the past offenses you cuck.
>Zlatan going to United to fuck up his league record
Never gonna happen mates
>>67635704
Time will tell.
>>67633715
Just finished 1L, can I please meet your dad?
>>67635667
>and reading that just made me realise how stacked that team is.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
>>67635667
>You're amongst equals.
>>67635520
wasted talent? He's played at inter, juve, milan and barcelona and was 30 when he joined psg for millionaire wages, guaranteed cl competition and a comfy league.
I think he's won all possible trophies in 3 different countries (league, cup, supercup in spain, italy and france) and is only missing a champions league (he even has a clubs world cup and european supercup). Not many other players in the world with such an extensive and successful curriculum.
>>67635726
Will you be cheering on TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in the CL final lad?
Has Mainz gone full JUST with their transfers?
After losing Karius they are now apparently transferring Baumgartlinger to Neverkusen. If this shit keeps continuing at the current rate, they might as well say goodbye to Malli and Cordoba.
Next season is going to be hella fun, with those extra European games.
>>67636038
>not believing in the power of Based Schmidt
>>67635899
There are people who will not cheer on Tsuu in the cl final?
We just called up Borini for our NT
>>67636083
KEK
>>67636090
Don't laugh
>>67636060
>Wanting the bad guys to win
>>67636055
Europa League is where memes go to die, unless you are Sevilla
>>67636102
>the GOAT
>bad guy
>>67636102
I almost always want the popular team to lose.
So where's Higuain going this summer? PSG?
Grießmann to PSG
Higuaín to Atlético Madrid
Mascherano to Liverpool
>>67636099
Reminder he literally kicked the ball in his own face
https://vine.co/v/iTialEM2WdM
>>67636141
Lay off the coke Diego
>>67636083
Holy shit it's true
>Shitaly
Prepare to get Ibra'd this summer
>>67636141
>Higuaín to Atlético Madrid
But they are already getting Costa
>>67634260
Where's the rest of these? Aren't there a handful others?
>>67636125
Sport channels here say he's going to Atlético if they sell Griezmann, if not to PSG
>>67636141
>Higuain to Atletico
Would be amazing desu
>>67635882
>Juve
He was inconsistent as fuck
>Inter
Good but in a poor league with no competition as the only other top side had been forcibly relegated
>Barca
He was so effective there that they loaned him out after one season and sold him at a huge loss
>Milan
He was great whenever he wasn't getting sent off but again, shit quality league, hardly any competition
>PSG
Retirement club. They could have signed Niclas Bendtner and would have had just as many league titles.
He's been a really good striker but I can't consider him to be GOAT tier with the clubs/leagues he's had success in.
>>67636148
>implying that's not a good tactic
>>67633409
Zlatan doesn't like Wenger so barring some miracle he's not going to Arsenal
>>67636120
At this point the fact that TSUUU is a horrible person is not up for discussion. He is. You can have your argument about being GOAT but pro tip: He is not.
>>67636038
I could see them going for Zieler to replace Karius. Maybe t. Xhaka to replace Baumgartlinger. Time for Schmidt to raid the Super League.
>>67636141
Costa to Atletico and Higuain to Chelsea is more likely
>>67636178
>Being this ABZ
I have no idea why you brits hate him so much
Is it the classic EPL-babby bias?
How good is Karius lads?
>Letting Mignolet know he's being replaced 2 days before a final
JUST
>>67636230
Nah, Conte aint letting go of Costa. Just the kind of player he likes
>>67636256
>Just the kind of player he likes
Actually no, if we look at who he had at Juve
Who is in talks to sign Arsenal qt this summer?
>>67636249
Didn't the also bring in Reina immediately after another guy won the champions league?
Why do Livershit bully their goalies?
What is this?
>Cesc Fabregas is keen to leave Chelsea and return to Spain, and though a return to Barcelona is not possible, he would be open to joining Real Madrid with Florentino Perez showing an interest.
>>67636284
Did she reply to him?
>>67636083
Holy kek
He's been shit for us too, the best he's managed is some penalties and tap ins while fucking up the majority of our attacks.
>>67636083
How the mighty have fallen
>>67636286
Yeah Dudek was GOAT in that CL final. But he sucked in general
>>67636289
Bullshit
>>67636289
Fabregas is a Chelsea legend and will be captain next season once Terry leaves.
Absolute bollocks story
>>67636284
/arse/ here
I think that was the summer Özil came at the last second
Based anon
>>67636280
Costa has the "win-at-all-costs" mentality that I think Conte appreciates is what I meant
>>67636289
freshly squeezed bs
he won't do that to barca and it's the position rm need the least
>>67636215
>TSUUU is a horrible person
'no'
>>67636308
We never found out
>>67636284
This is the most autistic thing ever produced by /trans/, right?
>>67636308
She went offline and never came back
>>67636289
Fabregas has already snaked Mourinho out of a job, taken over the lockeroom and has the fans eating out of his hand. He will be at Chelsea until he retires, with them giving him a Rooney-tier contract at the end.
>>67636289
t. The Sun
>>67636347
He did it to arsenal
where will Ulloa go next season?
inb4 he becomes another failed boca striker
>>67636236
I'm just saying Serie A and Ligue 1 aren't top level leagues and he didn't exactly make waves at Barca. Can you really refute that?
>>67636340
Attitude that Vucinic didn't he have and Conte built his first successes on him. Matri and Giovinco didn't have it either
>>67636394
Arsenal to replace Jiroo
>>67636397
Both are better than the "English" """"premier"" league
>>67636425
Go be black somewhere else
>>67636425
>le epl is shit
your gimmick is pathetic by now, m8
![patrick-bamford-4x3132-2929405_478x359[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fPGubUD.jpg "patrick-bamford-4x3132-2929405 478x359[1]")
how long before he gets released by chelsea and ends up in league 1
>>67636421
Wenger has confirmed that Giroud will be first choice striker next season but he will try to sign another.
So which meme upcoming player will it be?
>>67636394
he's a shit player who is riding on leicester's success and momentum, would be unremarkable anywhere else
>>67636435
>this weeb quoting me every time I post
get a life nigga
>Dortmund looking at DC's Birnbaum
Most ridiculous rumour of the day.
>>67636467
Signing yanks for the shirt sales is the latest meme
>>67636486
They already have Pulisic for that. And he's actually, you know, good.
>>67636501
when does Pulisic become a meme?
>>67636412
Vucinic, Matri and Giovinco were hardly key players
Tevez, Vidal, Chiellini, Bonucci and Licht were key players and they all have the mentality I'm referring to
>>67636397
>Serie is shit
Was still good while he was at Inter
>Ligue 1 is shit
Yes, but that's why he scored 38 instead of 25
>Barca
He had chemistry problems with poop, still scored 20 goals
>>67636515
When/ if he scores a hattrick, he'll have reached peek meme status.
>>67636440
Modeste
>>67636528
*peak
>>67636486
>Pulisic
>Brooks
>Yedlin
>Cameron
>Johnson
>shirt sales
timo warner to dortmund via kicker
>>67636083
>not Berardi
>not Gabbiadini
>not even Belotti
>fucking Borini
Conte really just doesnt give a fuck anymore
>>67636552
When is Xhaka signing with Arsenal
>>67636425
Yeah right
>>67636583
Never, the story is complete bollocks
>>67636516
>Was still good while he was at Inter
It was even worse than it is now. Back then you only had old as fuck AC Milan who always sucked in the league and Juve who just got promoted from Serie B.
>Yes, but that's why he scored 38 instead of 25
Based on? He only scored 25 league goals in a real league twice.
>He had chemistry problems with poop, still scored 20 goals
He had footballing problems and 20 goals in all competitions is literally worse than Giroud right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIR_VMAEK1U
not even the guy you're arguing with but Ibrahimovic is barely a top 10 striker of the 21st century
>>67636607
>Wenger
>signing players
Let me dream m8
>>67636444
>Ulloa
>shit
He works hard, can dribble, has decent finishing ability and his hold-up play is excellent. He’d probably walk straight into any Championship/lower Prem team.
>>67636583
Don't know, Blick aren't giving dick on it.
Though they did do an interview with Alex Frei, where he said Klopp wasn't actually that big of a fan of him, due to his low work rate, but played him, because he was clutch as fuck.
>>67636178
>bla bla bla
>He's been a really good striker but I can't consider him to be GOAT tier
a few minutes ago he was a wasted talent and now you can't consider him goat tier, whatever m8
He's had an incredibly long and successful career in the world's top teams, above 99% of the rest of players, to the point of him being 34, practically retired and would still be considered a top transfer for any club and league in the world
>>67636516
Vucinic played almost 100 games despite scoring only 26 goals. Giovinco played over 50 games in 2 years.
Especially Vucinic he was a key player for Juve.
Another key player was Pirlo, hardly someone who breaks his back or has the attitude you talk about.
Shit look at our nt, who has said attitude?
>>67636692
Borini
>>67636692
Giaccherini
>>67636673
He's obviously talented but he has played 1 (ONE) season in the top three leagues. Inter and Milan are historic clubs but Serie A was dying an ugly death at the time.
It's a shame because we'll never know how good he could have been.
>>67633116
?source or just banter?
>>67636766
>(you)
>>67636766
>?source
My good friend fitizen called me.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/May/16-May/Hammers-to-sign-Norway-star-Nordtveit
D O N E
E
A
L
>>67635594
>not giving spuds a serious penalty
Just fuck off already FA, you're ABC is so fucking blatant.
>>67636692
>Vucinic played almost 100 games despite scoring only 26 goals.
Due to a lack of alternatives. Did anyone miss him when he left?
>Giovinco played over 50 games in 2 years.
And was generally considered a failure, never played as well as he did in Parma.
>Pirlo
Did I say every single player in Conte's starting XI was a Diego Simeone character? No, I said he seems to appreciate mentally tough players which is a reason to keep Costa.
>NT
The Italy NT is a fucking travesty, and I say that as a calcioboo
Will United actually do something? Or will they beta-orbit various star players and Mou for the whole Summer only to fail and then panic buy some literally who for 40m on deadline day?
10 minutes into MOTD and chill and he gives you this look
>>67636858
>21 years old
Look 35 at least.
It's going to hilarious when /sp/ are proved wrong yet again when based Diego signs a new 3-year deal and bangs in another 20+ next season.
>>67636896
He also has a kid and is somehow younger than this twink
>>67636844
>Due to a lack of alternatives.
Gee I wonder why, it's almost like Conte was happy.
>And was generally considered a failure
By everyone but Conte.
> seems to appreciate mentally tough players which is a reason to keep Costa
Look at the strikers he used. The only tough player was Tevez. Not only that, every striker Conte used was vastly different from Costa.
Lastly, I wouldn't even call Costa tough mentally: he can't handle the pressure (see: red card agaisnt Everton), his "bantz" backfire (see: 3 games ban for the Gabriel incident), and we all saw how scared of Vardy he was.
Exactly why is he mentally tough, because he threw a bib at Mourinho? because he acts like a cunt on the pitch? When did he actually act like a leader
>>67636858
kek
>>67636843
>>67636897
Can I live in Norway?
>>67636858
>MOTD and chill
lel
>>67636897
You've not been around a lot this season lad. Wonder why....
>>67636580
>another talent
for what purpose.jpg
>>67636843
>you're ABC is so fucking blatant
>the city of me
You're ABC and it's so fucking fucking blatant*
>>67636897
He will. Not even a Chelsea fan but who can they bring who will be a significant improvement?
Obama, Higuain and Griezmann and that's it. The rest like Suarez, Benzema, Lewandowski, Kane are completely unrealistic.
>>67636927
Can I live in Austria?
>>67636959
Maybe Ramos still wants to go abroad. Werner could probably be good in a team, that isn't complete shit. But I feel he's a bit too similar to Aubameyang, except with worse finishing.
>>67636981
Can I fuck your all your trannies?
>>67637001
Make yourself at home, use condom.
>>67636981
Bring some bunda with you.
>>67636858
>tfw he'll never go back to his crazy hairstyles
>tfw he hasn't bragged about his dad being a nazi since he first signed
>>67637017
I have only my own.
When did you last smile like this?
>>67637040
Circa 2011.
>>67636979
No-one else is in for Higuain and I can't see him staying at Napoli.
>>67637016
Ask your dad if he promises not to rob me afterwards
>>67637040
are they friends now
>>67637089
Jokes on you I don't have a dad.
>>67636955
This is going to sound ridiculous but I've canceled my subscription to English football because they bumped the license up even more. It got to a point where I actually noticed when they withdrew their monthly payments.
>>67636979
None of those players are realistic either desu
>>67636858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKoj4f1FWFM
>>67637103
He left because he doesn't want you to see him dressed up then?
>>67637085
Arsenal might be, they already wanted him when he was leaving Real.
>>67637123
Nah, it's better this way.
>>67636927
Are you black?
>>67637040
Donaufestival, two weeks ago.
>>67637034
That'll do.
>>67637132
The reason they didn't get him was because Wonga was tight fisted. I don't see him out-paying Chelsea.
>>67636896
this man is 23 years old....
>>67637129
I never met him.
>>67637112
check if you can somehow get the nowtv sky sports package round there. if you have to use a proxy then do it. you get all sky sports channels for like 30 quid a month which is nothing
>>67637155
This guy recently became 25.
>>67637196
Alright >>96 you're welcome to stay.
>>67637166
Oh
Soz mate
Any updates on the Goatse to Liverpool situation?
>>67637196
Don't feel sorry for me, it's better this way.
>>67634260
Plz more. Lost it at Chabby
>>67637184
n-n-n-nineteen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3LdMAqUMnM
I wonder if Costa will even get in the Spain squad.
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=ABuL8Ij&v=0Jo73WL3lgY&s=12
>>67637241
Okay pham.
>>67637224
kden. I shall fish the whole day and funpost the whole night.
I'm out. Goodnight, /trans/.
Eberl and Schubert went to watch Edimilson Fernandes play.
So is everybody just raiding the Bayernsliga now?
Who will they sign this summer?
>Lacazette to PSG
>>67637461
Pretty much. And they'll in turn raid the Super League, Danish league and Austrian league.
>>67637492
taken directly out of the buyern playbook
>>67637490
Will they do worse than Derby in the prem? Their team is pretty shit
>>67637536
i just want to see the threads when liverpool are away at wednesday
>>67637461
The Germans are smart, they are going to milk your tv money as much as they can.
>>67637490
Their fans will expect Ronaldo and Zlatan but will later make out that unknown Eastern European big lad #51684 is basically a combination of the two.
is it the fashion in vogue now to look like a lesbian?
has any one got the liverpool slip copypasta about the guy going on about how much he loved it happening?
>>67633715
>financial straights
>>67637753
Based Thai Ladyboy
>>67635617
what better club would take coutinho? the guy is a overrated and over hyped as fuck. there is no way Madrid or barca are interested.
>>67637780
only the pic.
>>67637241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKjckDscaQg
Anyone else trying to get drunk here?
Job to me confirmed, I've officially exited NEET status after over a year
>>67638073
How are you even alive, let alone on a computer to post this if you haven't had a job for over a fucking year?
>>67638063
me, red monster mixed with boxed wine mixed with half a xanax
>>67638087
tbf I was helping my father run his real estate business but I never considered that to be genuine employment because there was no schedule to it
>>67638063
I'm drinking a beer can with rust taste
>>67638087
>tfw haven't had a job in 8 years
>>67638126
>that spike
I don't get it.
>>67634051
I don't think someone like LvG would put up with Zlatans faggotry either. In fact I can't think of many at a top team that would
>>67638166
Adam Johnson maybe?
>>67638134
What do you do
>>67638197
Possibly.
He got charged around this time last year.
>>67636378
and to Barcelona
>>67638197
This is the reason SJW's are winning. Catching pedo's and finding "evidence" for shit like "wage gaps" is literally profitable for the media because everyone is attracted to it to see what bullshit happened this time.
>>67636753
CR exposed the fag. During the qualifiers for 2014 he showed why one is going to be mentioned as one of the best ever and why the other will be the eternal choke artist
>>67638311
>During the qualifiers for 2014
>one of the best ever
bwahahahaahahahahahahaa
Even zlatan would laugh at your comment, well done
>>67638199
Odd jobs, volunteer at places that give free meals, by extension from that get more odd jobs. I used to sell weed but getting good shit is too easy now where i'm at because it's close (within driving distance) to a state that legalized it and the good weed was where the money was.
15-4-89. Sheffield. God exists!
>>67633715
admit it, Yank, your dad is the #2 mergers and acquisitions lawyer, not the lead
>>67636858
he looks like hes fucking filled in his hairline with black marker
hazshit out
>>67638442
huh, the last 3 numbers of your post is a formation as swashbuckling as your life anon. Maybe move to harder drugs?
>tfw the best Spurs signings now are of 20 year olds I've never heard of before
It's hard to get excited or make speculations
>>67638601
Emerson hyndman from fulham la
Or cook from Leeds
>leaving OP bayern to go to shitpool
meme team
>>67638631
I think Hyndman said he wants to leave England.
Where will Zlatan go next season lads?
im feeling kind of United
>>67638733
>zlatan playing under FEE LOSS O FEE
hardcore kek
>>67638733
I honestly have no clue. I always assumed a Premier League club but after the biggest meme seasons his options aren't looking good over here
>Leicester - doesn't fit a hard working counter attacking team at all
>Arsenal - they need a striker but that wouldn't really be a Wenger type signing
>Spurs - they already have a better striker in Kane
>City - they have Aguero and I don't think Pep and Ibra would want to work together
>Chelsea - no CL football
>United - no CL football
>Liverpool - doesn't fit Klopp's hardcore pressing style at all and might not have CL football
Why does Hazard hate children?
https://streamable.com/fv0m
>>67639405
ever since that "kid" got him sent off
WHO ARE WE SIGNING LADS??
>>67639437
Me. I'm going after the Euros when we win it.
What about you??
>>67637155
Lars?
BAAAAAABYYYYYY IM HOT JUST LIKE AN OVEN
https://twitter.com/Adam_NUFC98/status/731563272487469056
>>67639437
what part of madrid are you from senor ?
>>67639437
My wishlist
>krychowiak/nainggolan
While Casemiro is great, we need another DM. krychowiak would be ideal
>alderweireld/Laporte
We need a starter defender
Varane has been terrible
Pepe is too old
>Gameiro
backup for benzman
>>67639437
What the fuck is with European football clubs using random cartoon characters to represent their teams? What does Bart Simpson have to do with Real Madrid?
I remember when I went to a Bayern match in Germany, some banner had a picture of Homer wearing a Bayern jersey for literally no reason. Then, when I was in Italy about a year later, some fan was holding up a sign with Peter from Family Guy wearing a Roma jersey. And I first heard about Everton when I saw some video made by an Everton fan that showed a whole bunch of Family Guy characters wearing Everton jerseys.
Seriously, how are these cartoons even relevant to football?
>>67633252
The whole Copa America has always been a meme.
>>67645531
>Seriously, how are these cartoons even relevant to football?
European football fans are boys trapped in men'd body's and identify with cartoon characters well.
>>67638733
Well, he's been to Italy and France. Why wouldnt he go to spain for 2 years with Atletico?
>>67645531
>Bayern
>Roma
Top lmao, only children and retards follow them so you shouldn't be surprised.
As an Arsecuck fan, I get to enjoy the delusion from the '''''''''fans'''''''''' and see the utter dross or lack of purchase and nothing changing. Top 4. Shit CL. Maybe FA Cup win.
Somebody once made a lineup of all the players that the Arsenal General wanted based on rumours, if you see the lineup you'd laugh harder than you usually do at those chucklefucks.
When one of them wanted Mario Balotelli really badly, you know they're fucking stupid.
Only people worse are Liverpool fans
>Any updates on the Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>Reus all but confirmed
>Hummels all but confirmed
>Sanchez all but confirmed
>>67645096
>geordies stealing will griggs on fire
smdh tbqh
>>67636444
>this selective amnesia
He literally helped lestoir to the premiership
>>67646615
There's even a lyric in that chant that says "better than Mitrovic" showing how Wigan fans nicked it
>>67646764
You think Mitrovic could be elite if he didn't get red carded so much?
>>67646843
He's only 21 and hasn't got much service in terms of crossing I think he could be pretty elite
>>67633606
I dead somewhere that he will join utd if lvg leaves but that could be bs
>>67636437
> Tore up Championship with Boro
> Shit with Palace and Norwich
Nah, if anything I think he'll be the next Ross McCormack: a striker whose brilliant in the 2nd tier but too shit to move on up.
>>67636486
> Forgot Pulisic, Brooks, and Yedlin exist
> Forgot Fulham was among the first UK clubs to take American players seriously
>>67637490
> Most work to be done of the three promoted clubs
A little bit of everything tbqh. Perhaps a striker, a few midfielders, and a GK? That Prem money is gonna come in handy Swedish Owl.
>>67635392
a fucking peruANO weeb
>>67646866
Me too anon, me too. Shame there is no team he'd get into in the EPL that would be much better than Newcastle in terms of crossing.
Hope he stays and rapes Championship.
>>67636204
I think you mixed him up with van Gaal.
Alexander Zorninger has been appointed head coach of Brondby IF
>>67636732
>you now remember Conte sperging out because they sold Giak, Quags and Matri
>>67636582
h-hey at least we got Pavoloso
seriously though, not calling Belotti up is a MASSIVE fuck up
hopefully Borini gets dropped before the EURO and replaced by him
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67647709
he's not going to liverpool. i can't find any news of him even being mentioned in the same line as liverpool.
>>67647762
Nah m8, I heard that he's all but confirmed.
Any update on the Walcott/Big Andy Carroll swap?
Starting lineup for United. Going all out for the 19-0 win for CL.
-------------------------de Gea-----------------------
---------Valencia------Rooney-------Januzaj-------
----------------Pereira-----------Herrera-------------
--------Mata----------Lingard--------Martial----------
---------------Rashford-------Memphis-----------------
>>67647709
spotted at the airport with Goetze
>>67647955
I heard Reus was with them too
>>67647974
reus is a meme player, do not want
>>67647990
i thought you britshits exclusively sign meme players?
>>67633715
Wow, I'm so mad you go to football games I wish I could have as much fun as you >:(((((((((((
>>67647990
Then why was Liverpool in the race last year to sign Memephis, the living meme footballer?
Checkmate Percy
>>67648022
literally only declared interest so that manure would buy him for massive amounts
too easy
>>67636845
There'll be last minute fax problems.
I feel bad for De Gea, rottening there in the EPL, with Van Gaal, and in a mediocre team on a highway to nowhere.
Maybe Juve should try?. Buffon isn't gonna last forever, and De Gea will be happy living in Italy and playing in an actual competitive team with a fair shot at the CL.
>>67648033
Juve would never pay that kind of money for a keeper
they would never pay that kind of money for any player at all actually
they'll just get some Serie A keeper when the GOAT retires, GK is one of the few roles italian academies are still producing in abundance
>>67648169
Didn't they pay like €53m for Buffon?
>>67648209
this
>>67647762
absolute bollocks lad stop making shit up
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/10284977/201516-premier-league-managerial-grades-danny-higginbotham-offers-his-verdict
>nobody lower than a D
>spurs are signing breal embolo
Who?
Damn it just sign bundes liga players like everyone else
>>67648209
different times, different management
Juventus has changed its approach radically now
this summer they spent a shitton compared to the recent past and still spend a fraction of what the likes of City, PSG and Real do
>>67648276
He's fucking class you ignorant ape. He could have easily have gone to somewhere like real or barca
>>67648276
the youngest player to ever score in an european competition iirc
source anyway? it would be a great buy if they manage to fit him alongside Kane
>>67648298
>He could have easily have gone to somewhere like real or barca
Nah. Right now a move to a Bundesliga/ PL club in the CL as backup is a good move for him. He's ded right now though.
>>67648306
>the youngest player to ever score in an european competition iirc
Something like 5th youngest in the CL. Youngest Swiss player to score in the CL.
>>67648327
you're talking about CL proper or EC/CL?
because i'm pretty sure he has some kind of record, but maybe i'm just tricked by my own memory
>>67648169
Donnarumma will end up at Juventus and become the next GOAT.
>>67648358
Champion's League. He scored against Whodogorets.
He got a goal and 4 assists in Switzerland's Euro qualifiers.
>>67633296
Rooney wasn't player of the tournament
FINALLY MARTINEZ IS A RED
WE DID IT LADS
>>67648489
Compass film raisins Martinez time liver snooker man confused?
>>67648449
>Hazard
Edgy
>Napoli's Argentina striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, who has been linked with Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea, wants to lower the release clause in his contract from £72m to £47m.
No Diego Costa
Gianluca Lapadula to Leicester:
He said: “I have always loved English football, the Premier League.
“Being approached by Leicester has made me so proud.”
“I used to be a massive fan of Steven Gerrard and Didier Drogba growing up. Drogba was a real top centre forward.
“But now I love Vardy. He’s fantastic — I could really see myself playing alongside him.
“We both like the same style of football and are physically very similar.
“Me and him together? The King Power would explode!
“We would be dynamite together. We would be like two gladiators going into battle.”
He added: “For anyone, Ranieri is the maximum. I would be proud to play for him.
He said: “I have sweated a lot and spent many years in the lower leagues — like Vardy.
“If my dream of going to Leicester were to materialise, I would feel extremely happy and ready for the challenge.
“I would give it my all to be successful in the Premier League. I am a fighter.”
>Jack Grealish completes WORST EVER Premier League season after losing all 16 games he has played for Aston Villa
>>67649132
>irelands faces when
>>67649137
but he plays for stoke m8
>tfw going to Basel tomorrow
Who /TLF/ here?
If you don't rate Barkley you don't know anything about footballer. Comparing him to Rooney is stupid, he plays a lot deeper, he's basically a CM these days. He's never going to get as many goals, and he's still got 12 from that position this season.
>>67649205
>le run with the ball for too long and kick it over the bar man
>>67649234
If anything he hasn't taken enough shots this season. Everton have a real issue with pinging it around the opposition's half with no-one but Lukaku confident enough to take have a go.
>>67649234
more like
>le run hold the ball up and pass it backwards man
>>67648607
>Switch alliances in hopes for trophies
>Choke massively at the WC
>Never get called up again
Costa is a mong.
>>67633496
Stop this if shit. Mou doesn't want to go the sinking ship that is United.
>>67649205
>If you don't rate Barkley you don't know anything about footballer.
what did he mean by this?
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/10284849/vote-pfa-fans-player-of-the-season
>Ozil currently second
>>67649327
Classic Arseshit. Insufferable cunts who idolise twats like KSI
>>67649284
they're fucked when lukaku leaves for more money, aren't they
>>67649354
Lukaku will leave for PSG this summer
>>67649327
and they call liverpool fans deluded
>>67649361
agreed, and honestly who can blame him
>>67649205
i will admit i haven't watched him that often but he seems absolutely clueless. doesn't know where to position himself and awful decision making.
he has strength and technique though
>Barcelona will offer Valencia a straight swap, Bartra for Mustafi
just how deluded are barca
>>67649327
thanks for the link, just voted for ozil
>>67649379
I knew it
>>67648955
>>67648979
Poo in loos
>>67649425
Holy shit, how fucking pathetic. Do Arsenal fans not realise everybody is laughing at them?
>>67649354
I think >we will have enough money to bring a decent replacement in
I just don't know who'd actually want to join us
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>67649451
we don't care, either stuff the ballot or stepoff faggots
>>67649379
t.buthurt lester fans
>>67649599
yeah i'm sure lester fans will be really mad that they only won the premier league and not the sky sports poll
Ibra to ManUtd means Mourinho is too.
Spurs fans still mad about St Totteringham day? Kek, Ozil has been great stay mad
Lads, any update on the QT gf to me situation? Lot of work going on behind the scenes, I think this summer might finally be the time for the move. Been on the cards for years now surely?
If not summer, maybe the winter transfer window? No updates?
>>67649756
It's like the Moutinho to Spurs situation: if you just had an extra £500,000, then it could work out.
>>67649769
Not everyone is motivated my money even if it is a factor in most cases. There are other factors. Prestige, history, potential for the future, solid foundations in place to build something special in the future etc. etc.
Thought for sure it would happen last year t.b.h not sure what went wrong.
>>67636803
no I didnt
>>67649756
wage demands not met, transfer on hold pending further negotiations with qt's agent, putting a bid in myself to highjack it
>>67649756
i dunno lad, dirty munter's available on a free if needs be, QT gf has been linked with loads of clubs
gotta get in there before chad fc offers a lucrative contract
>>67649756
Transfer's been highjacked, by Atletico Muhdick.
Ronaldo to PSG when?
>>67649866
dunno about that one familia
shes already played for Real Muhdick
>>67649756
>>67649769
>>67649824
>>67649849
>>67649852
>>67649866
this is why i love /sp/
>>67634260
I miss texty G
>>67648607
Costa was injured and is out of form so I can understand dropping him, but dropping Torres?
>>67649132
Wouldn't that be Derby County?
>>67649756
>signing QTs on a permanent, long-term deal
>not just getting a series of loans
a lot cheaper, i'd even recommend pay as you play deals
>>67649892
>shes already played for Real Muhdick
Well they do have BBC.
>>67649867
Never, he's going to play for the Miami Beckhams in 2018. He'll break all the records, the fans will worship him, and his son will be so positively affected by the experience that he'll play for our NT in 10 years.
>>67649756
>not signing 5 journeyman munters on free transfers
get it together lad
>>67649756
Careful when you enact the marriage clause of the contract, after that they get 50% of the sell on fee
>>67649968
i dont wanna get relegated to the any holes a goal division m8
smelly and chubbys agents keep calling its getting annoying.
>>67649960
>he'll play for our NT in 10 years
You do know current FIFA rules prevent that, right?
>>67649951
>pay as you play
best advice yet, they are really talented and you are guaranteed to get something for your money
>>67649960
/r/ing the Ronaldo edit of this pic where he yells TSUUUUUUUUU in her face
>>67649379
>>67649327
> true poty not even there
>>67650017
They don't. His mom is American (some waitress out in California), so he's legally eligible to play for the United States.
>>67649379
>No Martial
>No Rashford
>No de Gea
Jesus Christ, I know Sky, the BBC and basically all of the countries media are ABU and totally against United in even the smallest, most petty way. But this is ridiculous.
I'd say it's
1. Mahrez
2. Martial
3. de Gea
4. Vardy
5. Kane
6. Rashford
7. Payet
8. Smalling
9. Kante
10. Drinkwater
>>67650189
If you've already featured in a competitive match for one country you can't switch to another.
>>67650234
Thank you very much, my man
>>67650241
Ronaldo's son is like 9 years old, he hasn't played a competitive match for anyone.
Where a monkey like me, find the fifa 16 crakead?
>>67650261
Oh right, his son will certainly be eligible.
>the city of me
>>67650236
you are a mong
>>67650236
you really aren't fooling anyone with this bait
>>67649174
>Liverpool won the Europa
>come home from the game
>Daisey Ridley on your bed with your best Liverpool Jersey
What would you do anon?
>>67650236
Nice bait.
>>67650305
>>Liverpool won the Europa
Wouldn't be so sure matey. Methinks Sevilla have a higher chance.
>>67650241
you actually can switch nt, though there needs to be a reason (not being called anymore, for example) and I think it's reserved to players with more than one nationality for many years and you are not able to play again in any international competition you played with your first national team.
For example, Munir from barcelona has always had moroccan and spanish nationality, has played with spain first team a couple of games in the euro early stages. If he is not called with spain's nt anymore he can ask for a transfer to morocco's nt but he would not be able to play in the euro with morocco (not a problem since morocco doesn't play the euro) because he already played that competition with spain.
Quite a few cases of players changing nt, usually shit players that don't get called anymore so they switch to try better luck
if Liverpool get CL
-----------------Leno
Clyne-Lovren-Sak...Matip-Moreno
-------------Can---Milner
----Firmino---Coutinho---Gotze
------------------Origi
>>67650500
Solid 9th place squad
>>67650513
9th out of 16 in the the CL ain't desu
>>67633715
>lying on the internet
Ok buddy
>Dembele to Dortmund
>Sanches to Buyern
>Brekalo to Golfsburg
Are the retarded teens of today finally picking up on how they don't get to play at Chelsea & co?
>>67650236
>not martial twice
meme harder son
>>67636464
>this /int/ retard moving the goalposts
Also, I'm hardly on /sp/, dipshit. The board doesn't interest me beyond divegrass and murrican football
Man U won't be the CL, I doubt Zlatan wants any part of it if he doesn't have a chance at the one competition he hasn't won.
>>67650393
I know exceptions can be made with good reasons, but I thought said reasons needed to be on the tier of the country you represent not existing anymore. Didn't think that not being called up for a long time would warrant a good enough reason.
>>67650393
This happened with Thiago Motta when he switched to us in 2011 despite having played 2 games for Brazil in 2003 in the concakekkuk gold cup.
>>67651011
tbqh I didn't even think you could change nt but it was all reviewed quite thoroughly by barcelona media when munir was called with spain. The reasons have to be argued with fifa and given their ok, so players can't simply change nts as they wish, but the only drawback is not being able to join competitions played with the previous nt
----------- Vidal
-----Thiago --- Pjanić
Muller -- Lewa -- Costa
How can others even compete?
guys i cant believe it
>>67651101
leaving your clubs soul behind at upton park
plastic plastic london hammers
>"We've evaluated the situation and we didn't want to have an overload of players who were in an uncertain situation [regarding their physical condition]; we preferred not to bring them."
Looks like Costa is injured for real and wasn't simply being prepared to be sold to Atletico.
>>67651069
I guess qualifiers don't count as competitive "A" matches because a closer look at the rules tells me that you can't change national teams only if you've played in any of those (or if you've already changed once).
>>67651054
Not sure why but I don't think they counted as competitive "A" matches either.
>>67651085
I can't see them signing him, now they have Sanches.
>>67651207
>Motta made his debut for Brazil in the 2003 CONCACAF Gold Cup. Although he played with the U-23 team, it was a full international competition, hence the international cap gained was fully recognized by FIFA;[34] he went on to appear in another two games in the tournament, and previously represented the nation at the 1999 South American Under-17 Football Championship.
>On 6 February 2011 Motta received his first call-up from Italy, for a friendly against Germany, but an official statement from the Italian Football Federation declared it subject to FIFA clearance,[40] which was granted two days later;[41] he was replaced in the 63rd minute of the 1–1 draw by Alberto Aquilani.
>>67645531
Sabe pa
>>67648607
wait no >torres
>>67633252
The real Copa America was last year, this one is a meme cash grab from north America
Messi needs to skip it but he won't
>>67651223
Friendlies count towards international caps too, you know that right?
Also I have no idea what consititutes a competitive "A" match. World Cup matches for sure (the tournament proper, not the qualifiers), but I have no idea for anything else.
>>67648607
>Silva
He's ded lads him go
>>67651302
I wasn't talking about friendlies though, it was a full internation competition.
>>67636837
>norway star
That's pure delusion, he's less famous here than me. None of the Norwegian tabloids has even covered this shit yet, all they did was make like one article a couple of months back saying he'd might leave on a free this summer and everyone went "cool, who cares".
>>67633116
It's true that Klopp want Milik and Zieliński?
>>67651353
Considering the fact that they weren't actually part of CONCACAF but were simply invited, I'm guessing it might not really count as competitive "A" matches for them only.
I guess the fact that Brazil sent a U-23 team to that competition worked in his favour.
>>67648030
Absolute bs and you know it m8. Every time Liverslip miss out on a player their fans always pretend like they "never wanted him anyway". Same with manure fans.
>>67651384
Don't know but Zielinski definitely wants Klopp
>>67651085
Thiago is shit and almost gone.
So Martinez and Götze to Liverpool, Lewandowski to a another english club.
And Zlatan to Bayern?
I think this will happen.
Lads what diseases do I have after my last visit to the hairdresser
>Been waiting for almost an hour
>Need a piss
>Ask to go
>Piss nonchalantly because I'll just wipe it off the seat if I get any on it
>Realise there isn't any toilet paper
>Use my right sleeve to wipe the toilet seat
>>67651384
yes
are they good?
>>67651101
I can't believe a small club like West Ham had their hands on Pardew at some point either
I look forward to being in the gantry with you all later
>>67651614
Protip!
You can always take your shoe off, and wipe it with a sock
United a shit
Where are the shemales?
>>67651101
>le play Mascherano on the left man
>>67651614
Apart from the retardedness you already have, I'd suggest to check for AIDS. Male hairdressers are generally homosexuals and have tendencies to shoot heroine in the bathroom and sharing toilet seats. Also their penetrated bumholes rest on said seats to release the lukewarm juices they received from their random encounters. Since they touched your hair with the same hands they used for repeatedly fisting their sexual opponents, you might want to check you lices for AIDS too.
>>67651573
wut
How was work honey?
>>67652496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqUmWp-Hbf8&feature=youtu.be&t=34
pathetic
SPACEMAN
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO INTO
SPACE MAN
>>67651363
Sup magnus
>>67652879
Come on man, you gotta respect the desperation.
>bought for £32.5m
>given the number 9 shirt
>serviced by Firmino, Lallana, Coutinho etc.
>Score as many goals as Mitrovic
kek
>>67653295
>rafa wins CL with liverpool
>rafa stays through the champs for toon and rebuilds
>rafa wins oveer chelsea fans that hated him
could legitimately start a cult
>>67647105
>mccormack
On that subject: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/17/leeds-united-massimo-cellino-fa-charge-ross-mccormack
>leeds
>again
hello where are the transfers
>>67653948
>Cellino’s son Ercole has stepped down from his position on the Leeds board, having apologised for causing offence after using Nazi references to describe his new haircut on social media.
hitler youth? lol
>>67654668
Cassius is about to sign for Liverpool
Kemme to me when?
new thread when?
![UkFQ6pA[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/9qppbN4.gif "UkFQ6pA[1]")
