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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
MORE AMERICAN CHAMPS
Schaub
Stipe Miocic was knocked out by Stefan Struve.
>>67593051
Can Frankie and Eddie really pull it off?
Is Struve gonna have a career resurgence?
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQTVwp19jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQTVwp19jU
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reminder to always play "Sanctus" by Libera on repeat while watching heems in slow motion
http://vmashup.com/c9DoCuLd
the card needed anderson
>I WASNT STOPPED WAAH
ANNNNNND NEW!
UFC WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
DEMIAN MAIA!
end heavyweight division
FIGHTERS WHO COULD AND WOULD BEAT THE CURRENT UFC HW CHAMP:
Daniel Cormier
Jon Jones
Cain Velasquez
Overeem gets knocked out, its been to long.
Will Stipe continue firefighting now?
Stipe is keeping that belt warm for Ngannou
don't worry Brazil.
Lads how do you cope with your BOY losing?
Feeling pretty bummed out
>>67593014
Here's those lefts up the middle, and leg kick responses by Werdum.
Pay attention to that last left by Stipe; Werdum hated it!
Back when Frank Shamrock was a Strikeforce commentator he would rave about how effective "upjabs" were.
Miocic vs Overeem
Werdum vs JDS
yay or nay?
SOMEONE POST THE CYBORG TKO REPLAY FFS
also, fuck werdum dude was fat as fuck
hue
4 weiners on the night
>>67593072
Agreed. Seeing him get wheelkicked would have made my week.
>>67593075
pls happen
>>67593071
What are the lyrics about? Meaning?
Jones needs to save the HW division
RDA will grapplefuck Alvarez then manage to get knocked out by Khabib's pillowfists in the 1st.
Cap this
>>67593080
DC can be a two division champion, easily.
>>67593096
Never take picks again
>>67593110
He would get smashed by any of the top 5
>>67593083
you mean hunt
>>67593096
>Tfw ive been picking literally every card since this became a thing and ive never got a perfect prediction
>>67593087
Thought it was pretty even but Stipe seems to have had the upper hand or landed the more effective blows in a lot of exchanges
>>67593084
Piccolo please save us
>>67593064
Franklin can absolutely will.
Alvarez will get memed on, though.
>>67593111
trips confirm
werdum be all
>>67593128
>Hunt
The mean who got ragdolled by the current champ? I actually thought Hunt should have retired after that fight, Stipe took 20 years out of his life and the ref let it happen.
>>67592446
>>67592553
How would you rate Miocic's defense of the snatch?
>>67593122
Holly would make this guy look silly
Any guesses on performance and FOTN winners?
>ask for cyborg tko replay
>no one posts
pls /sp/
>>67593130
Getting 6/6 right on the Wonderboy/Hendricks card was the highlight of my summer
>>67593142
that's the fight to make imo
>Mfw Brazilian chins
Can Jacare be the one to bring back the belt to Brazil?
>>67593142
That's actually a really interesting match up because Cris is a forward moving power striker, while Holly is a defensive counter puncher.
Pretty good fight desu.
>>67593150
Browse the thread you fucking autist
>>67593138
i believe in hunto.
anyway, memes aside, would it really be impossible for ngannou to beat stipe?
>>67593119
shut up
>>67593147
FOTN: Trinaldo/Medeiros (thats a lock)
POTN: Miocic, Cyborg, Lil Nog, Jacare (I think 3 of them will get it)
>>67593156
savage
Was tonight's Bellator worth watching?
>>67593130
>get them all correct including stipe and sage killer
>lose because hue judges give """"""shogun"""""" a bullshit decision
called that heem on werdum big time
>>67593157
oh hey, thanks, forgot to search for (you)
>>67593122
holy shit it's like an angry chimp taking test e3days having acute PMS trying to kill someone
jesus christ
>>67593156
>Dat buttcrack
Dude needs to pull up his trousers.
>>67593111
RDA isn't taking down Eddie which is going to make this fight a spicy one
>>67593163
I don't see any signed brazilian fighter winning a belt in the coming years, except for Cyroid.
I'm a guy and cyborg scares me
>>67593147
Either FOTN: Trinaldo-Yancy and POTN Stipe and Maia
Or again 4 performances of the night: Stipe, Jacare, Cyborg, Maia
I think the former
>>67593087
Man, they are really slow. HW in Pride moved way more easily than this.
>>67593141
honestly not that high, Miocic benefit from Werdum's mistake, The classic defense against a single like that would cross facing (shoving his hand into werdum's face) or shoving stiff arming werdum's head, and in tandem sprawling or turning in toward your opponent,
Miocic failed to do anything with his hands, and turned away from Werdum and exposed his back for a brief moment, IF and i hate talking what ifs, Werdum didn't botch the finish Miocic would have fallen or exposed his back, with the defense he shown in that exchange, it was poor defense/grappling IQ
If Overeem wins the HW title, trust me, BREATHING will be the new mewvment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_3NVI20T4
Wim Hof > Ido Portal
>>67593084
He better hope the Chris wins the rematch, because Rockhold will beat Jacare again.
>>67593163
Y O E L
O
E
L
>>67593200
If you fucks get a good scientist that can bypass usada you will dominate again
GIVE NGANNOU HIS SHOT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67593218
hello 189
L I V E
I
V
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
POST FIGHT PRESSER STARTING NOW
>>67593085
Alcohol and pain killers
>>67593224
Just be sad, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be alright.
I saw my NT lose a world cup final, i can assure you, there is no worst feeling than that in sports.
>>67593234
thanks anon
>>67593222
Thominhas is our Golden boy but Dominick's 185lb dick is just too massive.
>>67593213
>I'm a guy
but are you a man?
>>67593230
get memed on kiddo
>>67593224
Time heals all wounds.
>>67593224
You cry yourself to sleep for the night and feel like shit for the week
>>67593224
by switching boys
>>67593217
Ido has competition now
>watching post fight presser
>speaking in Portuguese
>>67593039
>Miocic is the first professional athlete to bring a world championship to Cleveland.
I keked.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stipe_Miocic
>>67593132
Werdum's brightest spot might have been the cross at the end of this clip. Who knows, maybe this was what gave him the confidence to charge in...
Trinaldo-Yancy FOTN
Jacare and Stipe get POTN
Jacare has a fracture in his leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0xPSHkPzk
>excited to watch post fight presser
>forgot its going to be a shitshow of portugese and translators
>>67593264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G2l_A9nB0
>>67593264
lmao what?
What population does Cleveland has?
>>67593271
>no bonus for cyborg
miocic kotn cyborg potn
>>67593271
>Jacare has a fracture in his leg
Damn, Vitor's guard pulls are vicious
>2 voices at once
>>67593039
Why can't there be a UFC Heavyweight champion that can defend the title more than three times?
>>67593271
lil nog deserved it more than Jacare
DEMIAN MAIA THE BRAZILIAN WITH MOST WINS IN UFC HISTORY.
L
M
A
O
>>67593224
Sorry but I don't know that feel
So why even bring cyborg to the ufc? To fight one catchweight fight? No one else is gonna sign to fight her.
>Cyborg's voice
>>67593271
how did Jacare fracture his leg?
>>67593270
Is it me or does Werdum look really flabby?
>>67593296
more than Anderson?
>>67593285
>cyborg
>doing what we all thought she would do and outclassing a smaller opponent
>getting a potn
Ariel please stop masturbating to WMMA
>girl
someone check this niggas panties
>>67593289
>>67593311
It was someone else
THE CURSE OF THE BLACK SHORTS CONTINUES
>>67593309
they can have her fight Ronda at 145, although Ronda may have trouble cutting to it
Shogun looks like he had his face punched in too many times
You now remember Conor McGregor is the UFC Featherweight Champion
>I don't think he is a better fighter than I am
lel
>Werdum speaking
>Translator cuts off
Absolute shit show.
>>67593314
More than Anderson and more than Tibau
Werdum " i was reckless"
understatement
>>67593319
A 3rd fighter in the Octagon!?
>>67593315
Rose coming for that belt
>>67593316
>a smaller opponent
U wot lad? Leslie was the bigger gal with a longer reach but her technique was wank so naturally she was gonna get starched in 1 round.
>>67593333
kekked and cheked
>I was very conscious
>>67593335
Wow, interesting.
>WERDUM: I think the fair thing is to have a rematch.
>>67593332
You now remember Nate Diaz is the UFC Featherweight Champion
>demanding a rematch after getting flatline KO'd
Huehuehuehue
>>67593315
Federweight: Frankie Edgar
Lightweight: Khabib (Honorary American)
WM Straweight: Thug Rose
All will be right with the world again
>>67593333
Don't know what you expect desu
Surely a Champion or even fighter should believe he's the best there is?
>>67593358
Yeah there's no chance at all that's happening. Wondering who his next opponent might be, I think it could actually be Reem, which would be interesting
>walk into /heem/
>all around me are familiar faces starts playing
Victor " i think i shouldn't pull guard"
>>67593255
lel, Ido is not competition.
Ido is a conman. Wim Hof holds multiple world records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMjhwFE1Zw
>>67593271
Jacare does not deserve performance of the night at all. If anything, Vitor's pay should be cut for dipshit move of the night.
>>67593347
no, Leslie was 1 inch taller but Cyborg had a 2 inch reach advantage and a definite mass advantage. Leslie even said during the embeddeds that she wasn't concerned about cutting weight
>>67593358
>>67593363
cain did it tho
>>67593200
are these unsigned?
https://twitter.com/jessicaevileye/status/731718294424686592
Jessica "I'm not drunk, really" Eye
When is an immediate rematch supposed to happen?
What a hypocritical cocksucker
Hope DC heems this fucker back to the crack dens
>begging for a rematch
>>67593200
almeida, assunciao, barbosa, glover after jones moves up and DC retires?, JDS?
>>67593370
What a shit 2 years you've been having after the 7-1
>>67593384
When a fight is so close it could have gone either way, such as Lawler/Condit
Where in Croatia is Cleveland? Can't find it on my map
>>67593387
How is he hypocritical?
Which prospect should Bam Bam BTFO next?
>>67593382
>haters
god i HATE that word
>RDA will lose by next year
>frankie will heem aldo
post yfw brazil's ONLY hope is the WOMENS ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUND belt.
>>67593367
>Federweight: Frankie Edgar
it will be hard to win the belt when you can't fight the champ
>>67593378
Not the same thing
>>67593401
this x 10000000
>>67593382
>>67593405
she's famous because she punches chicks in the face
>>67593402
He looked like absolute shit against OSP and is such a fucking cheat himself
Maia throwing some science in the press conference.
Demian Maia is a good guy
>>67593156
do you have a webm of the KO?
>>67593402
because hes on gear too?
>>67593325
underrated
>>67593401
>Flag
>Topic
It's no wonder you're so domesticated after Stipe emasculated Hunt so badly
>>67593406
THE BRAZIL MEME IS DEAD. BABY WE DID IT
Took a power nap and missed the whole event. Gutted. How was it in terms of quality of fights? I just read Matt Brown heem'd some fan who grabbed his hood on the way into the octagon.
congratulations to croatias own stipe miocic
>>67593435
RDA looks solid, I think he hurts and finishes Khabib this time.
>>67593438
He barely could touch it, he didn't /heem/ no one.
He got completely dominated.
>>67593389
Rumble is gonna heem glover into retirement and all those other guys wont even get close
>Werdum is the greatest HW of all time
lel
>>67593402
because he's a cheater regardless of him using peds or not.
reminder that he couldn't finish a one-armed meme fighter
>>67593438
i missed the event for some bullshit too, fucking sucks
>>67593438
was alright, the 3 main fights were kinda bad tho
>>67593448
>I think he hurts and finishes Khabib this time
>>67593438
Prelims were good
Main card was 7/10
>>67593450
Glover is gonna heem Rumble.
I'd love to see a catchweight fight between Cyborg and a flyweight / bantamweight male fighter
>>67593458
Doesn't take much to kick him in the face when he shoots. RDA is more athletic.
>>67593438
>>67593455
was an 8/10 card desu
prelims were spicy af
all that hype for cyborg and they throw a tomato can at her
whats the point?
Was the Bellator event worth watching?
>>67593462
Actually probably a 6.5/10
>>67593464
DJ vs Cyborg
I'll watch that.
Who wins?
When will Shogun hang it up /heem/? He's my favorite fighter of all time, but it hurts to see him struggle against mid tier fighters.
>>67593470
yeah but i missed matt brown heem a fan and werdum get heemed, that alone is pretty epic in my opinion, really annoying to have missed
>>67593464
cyborg vs dodson
>>67593464
any 125er would kill her
>>67593464
I was wondering tonight what might happen if some drunk goof on the street tried to step to Cyborg, The guy would probably wake up in the hospital
>>67593479
I really hope he retires soon
>>67593417
>He looked like absolute shit against OSP
He didn't actually, he got a 50-44, it's just that he had higher expectations and so did his fans, for someone who had been away for a year he looked solid.
>>67593452
>He's a cheater cause I say so
Okay DC
>>67593463
More like Rumble is gonna rip Glover's old ass head off.
>>67593389
>Almeida, Assunção
They're pretty good but a human named Dick Cruz exists
>Glover
don't see him getting past DC or Rumble
>JDS
he'd have to get a brain transplant first
>Barboza
Is this a ruse?
If anyone's getting a belt back, it's Aldo. And that's a big if.
>>67593163
No, it's hard to see him beating Rockhold or Weidman, let alone both, which he would have to do.
>>67593475
cyborg is only 2 inches taller and only has a 1 inch reach advantage, but she seems like she'd be bigger. TJ has also said he could easily make 125
TJ would win with movement
>>67593451
I was lelling heartily at that before he got heemed in the first round. Now Werdum is saying he deserves a rematch. Practically a farce at this point.
>>67593491
Someone who isn't a decision machine will retire him
>>67593064
>anyone beating RDA in his current form other than Khabib
Lel m8 lel
Who gets the next title shot
Bisping or Jacare?
>>67593491
Fucking aging is a bitch. When the fuck are we going to solve it /heem?
Hurts me to see some of the greats wither to old age.
Fucking biology
>>67593479
Hopefully after this fight.
>>67593074
>"I was still moving"
>In 1:21 her face looks like she got hit with a bat
Ref saved her from going limp
>>67593514
>anyone beating RDA in his current form
Tony Ferguson could get the job done. No one is unbeatable in that division except maybe Khabib but even he will get exposed eventually.
>>67593492
He looked astounding mediocre and pedestrian against a can who broke his arm in the first round
>he's cheater cause I say so
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
This is indicative of a person who is off their cycle
Yes, just about every fighter juices their balls off, but that's not the point
>>67593517
Bisping
>>67593503
I don't know about that
>>67593466
This just in: anon comes up with brilliant tactic that nobody has ever thought of before, and strikers will now never lose to a grappler ever. Just kick them in the face.
>>67593517
bisping now
>>67593526
this is one of the cards with some all time great heems desu werdum is a legend and he got heemed in a spicy banger
>>67593466
>shoots
Khabib is going to:
- bait RDA into thinking his pressure is working
- backpedal to the cage
- clinch
- reverse postion
- single leg RDA against the cage
And then Dohminate khim.
>No questions for Miocic
Huezilian media salty as fuck
>>67593523
>pezao still in full just mode
Maia is literally the Khabib of the 170lb division
>>67593517
Bisping will fight Whittaker
>>67593165
Holly is a much higher fight IQ and it would be a good match for her style.
The problem is Cyborg literally throws hands like a 145 Chuck Liddell, can push for 5 rounds, and is much more durable than any of the other women in the UFC. Cyborg's is also much more dangerous than Holly in a clinch.
Holly needs to land multiple bombs to even think about taking down Cyborg but anything Cyborg throws is going to rattle Holly.
Holly MIGHT be able to avoid Cyborg's strikes for 3 rounds and win on points, but that is one hell of a challenge. Cyborg knows how to get into the pocket and if you slip up she is taking your head off. She will put on pressure like nothing Holly has faced before and if Holly stumbles Cyborg is going to rip her apart.
Holly is the only woman in the division who has a chance and I would pay so much money to see this fight. Anyone else who takes a fight against Cyborg without getting PAID is out of their mind.
>>67593531
How's this - Will Brooks, now a Free agent, wants Khabib.
I took a screenshot of his Twitter timeline read bottom to top.
Was Werdum on the gas?
>>67593545
>all time great heems
disagree, there was some fun fights but no fantastic or amazing heem like this or something
>>67593532
OSP is far from being a can, and even if he was, Jones has already beaten everyone in the top 5 except Rumble.
>>67593492
https://youtu.be/x46wcSpE-AU
>>67593535
I don't know either until we see them stand side-by-side with no tricks
>>67593554
except Khabib is actually entertaining
>>67593449
twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/731667268644548609/video/1
from 0:23 looks like he snuck quite a mean one on the fan tho
>>67593531
"exposed"
you mean he'll get old? like every other great fighter before him?
I dislike the liberal use of 'exposed' with fighters today. Khabib has solid stand up and is a fantastic grappler.
Exposed should be reserved for people that heavily leverage one aspect of their game and it comes to light only when someone of an elite caliber in that part of the game fights said person.
Ex: McGregor and diaz ( grappling) or holm and rousey ( striking)
I don't see khabib getting "exposed"
>>67593588
id rather have seen him beat up 4 brazilians at once than get grapple raped by maia desu
Man Werdum is determined, nigga's saying he'd do a rematch at 200
Not that he's ever getting it but yeah, nice to see that drive
>>67593588
Should've stabbed him in the neck.
>>67593367
>Russian
>honorary American
25 years ago that gets you shot anon.
>>67593464
>Cyborg vs John Lineker
BOOK IT
>>67593580
>you mean he'll get old?
No I mean he'll get exposed as in someone will finally figure out a game plan to beat him and execute it.
> for people that heavily leverage one aspect of their game
Yes and Khabib relies on his grappling heavily, there's very few fighters who are well rounded, and if he meets a better striker with good TDD he'll lose
So heem out of 1-10 how good was Jacare and Stipe's performance?
>>67593573
And undefeated, and a title contender, in fact he should have the belt were it not for his injury.
i would love to squeak my finger on jacare's noggin
>>67593531
be careful
>>67593607
Jacare solid 8
Stipe solid 9
>>67593580
>Khabib has solid stand up
Have we truly seen it tested? To me, it looked like he had some holes in the Horcher fight. The Project Manager wasn't able to exploit those holes and get off, but it's something worth considering when Khabib eventually comes up against fighters with sharper tools on the feet and the ability to defeat Khabib's takedown attempts (looking very unlikely there's anybody who can stop them at the moment)
>>67593580
I could easily see khabib getting heemed
>>67593559
Yeah Cyborg is built like a man, she nearly ripped Smith's head off on that right hook
>>67593607
as some with very little knowledge of boxing, I give Stipe an 8
>>67593566
And he still looked pretty mediocre, shitty for fighting a guy fighting with one arm for 4 rounds
Did USADA deleted all the Hue fighters' chins?
Oh my god, /heem/ became so much better right after the event
What happened?
>>67593599
Stabbed Brown? Or the dirty huenigger?
>>67593603
Would pay mucho dinero for that one
>>67593601
Be careful
>"Thank you in the name of the HueFC"
>>67593632
Brown
>>67593080
None of those fighters would. JDS might.
>>67593628
rda is still good. clawjah is going to be champ soon
>>67593630
we have something to discuss?
>>67593630
All the casuals and /b/turds left
in the name of the ufc, heems
and the holy war angel
amen
>>67593632
The American scum.
>>67593607
Really saw no flaws in Jacare's game, especially after Vitor had his time to rest during the doctor's break, that still had no negative effect on Jacare.
Hard to tell about Stipe since his win relied on Werdum being retarded, but it's easy to say he beats Overeem.
>>67593639
kek
>>67593628
They must have been taking brain-drugs pre-USADA or something, because we've seen a few times just recently Brazilian fighters at the top level making huge mistakes and getting burned.
>>67593607
Bretty gud since I won $75 in bets I had with my friends tonight. Both 8/10
>>67593628
I don't think his chin was the problem, running into a 265lbs man's punch is going to get you KOed no matter who you are
>>67593652
>the city of brazil
will you "people" ever get a title back? Americas own Khabib is pretty much the real champ at lightweight
>>67593580
Nate won with boxing.
>>67593652
Still salty, Erick?
Brown is fucking based.
My love for you is like a truck
>>67593641
I think cormier could when he fought at hw but now i think hes too small.
>>67593607 8 for not dominating belfot on the feet but excellent performance just wish he wouldve ko'd dad bod vitor
Stipe a 9/10 because he did exactly what he shouldve. Werdum not know for taking ppl down and isntead decided to stand with a guy with rocks for hands and north east ohio on his back.
>>67593653
Was what Werdum did any less retarded than Vitor pulling guard of Jacare?
>>67593653
>it's easy to say he beats Overeem.
>HW fights
>Easy to say
Was it easy to say that he'd lose to Struve who lost to Jared Rosholt?
HW is more like WM BW, in that styles are what determine who wins.
>>67593657
>Aldo
>haven't lost since 2005
>only ever visibly rocked once and dropped extremely briefly
>next fight gets one shotted
Something ain't right here
>>67593588
That's even better view, yep thanks.
so is brazil finished or are they done?
>>67593676
da fedda weights hit like fly weights
>>67593649
oh shid i bosded de wrong webm :D:Ddd
>>67593679
>that flag
>that post
>Everyone forgetting Dillashaw deleting Barao's chin and self confidence
Not been a good couple of years for Brasil
>>67593670
Yes pulling guard puts you in a huge disadvantage position wise. Charging doesnt yield the same problems against every fighter tho especially ones without one punch ko power. Against stipe however its just as dumb.
>>67593676
Again, the mental mistake was there first. He charged in recklessly against an opponent whose greatest tool is the big left down the middle.
>>67593692
>barao
literally who?
>>67593685
>that webbum
nobody should ever give bendo shit ever again
>>67593701
casual pls
>>67593686
forreal tho much better than the clean sweep of losses the last time
>>67593670
Werdum was rocked seconds earlier
>>67593701
Well, Rogan was hyping him as the P4P best ever at one point.
>>67593705
>are you this new
>>67593692
And we've got Jeremy Stephens vs Barao at 145lbs soon. Stephens has looked very good in his Featherweight outings so far, could be a short painful night for Barao.
>>67593686
>literally bangladesh
>the state of brazil for this entire decade
>failing olympics
>7-1
>president impeached
>HEEMED by USADA and strong american men
>BTFO by themselves
>>67593039
btw
King Mo seen the true face of mr. wonderful, which was being meme'd on in a boring decision fight, meaning it's phil versus liam, unless liam gets hurt, then probably phil versus tito
also this happened
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-grants-lightweight-champ-will-brooks-immediate-release-strips-heavyweight-champ-vitaly-minakov
minakov really wanted to go ufc, and will brooks has tweeted he wants to fight khabib, and gathje wants him to fight him in wsof
>>67593715
who wasnt u god damn goof. He is a nobody at this point. Needs to rebeat the entire division and get some confidence again
Combat sport athletes are the laziest sacks of shit I've ever seen. Only """"professionals"""" I've ever seen consistently fall asleep on the job. Fucking assholes and they want more money also, ha!
Vote now
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216443
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216443
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216443
>>67593728
lol 10/10
>>67593701
He's the guy who will, in his next bout, be BRUTALLY KO'd by Jeremy Stephens.
>>67593728
>this post
>attempts to troll hard
clearly a pussy who has never fought in their life
>>67593074
It was an early stop and if you think her face looks particularly bad you're not a fight fan
not long now lads
Conor is so shook by Frankie now he wants to switch to boxing.
>>67593726
No, even worse.He switched divisions. Didn't stand a chance against either Dillashaw or Cruz. I don't know why he thinks he's going to do better at 145.
>>67593743
the thing is i would pay good money for that but bellator will end up doing it for free on spike
>>67593738
I'm a NAGA champion. I'd wrap you up so tight you'd implode into your rectum.
>>67593743
Someone needs to make this a reality.
McGregor FC 1: Baba vs Beet
>>67593739
>It was an early stop
Yeah sure but even if the ref let her go on she would have been dropped a few seconds later so why prolong her suffering?
>>67593722
>7-1
I wonder how many hues suicided that day
>>67593722
>president impeached
But that was the best thing to happen in years.
Perhaps if you guys had cojones you would do the same to the nig who wants to implement unisex bathrooms where weirdos will rape girls.
Off to cry myself to sleep, goodnight /heem/
This weekend was going so well too...
>>67593749
>frankie
>got beat by aldo
>shook
What
>>67593725
>mikanov stripped
so who is rampage gonna fight for the belt?
>>67593739
its her reaction to it that was funny desu.
sure it was an early stoppage but cyborg was gonna finish her there anyway
>>67593767
we'll correct that PC shit when Trump gets elected
>The very real possibility that Brasil could have 0(zero) champs by the end of the year
>>67593739
The ref saved Smith from actually going unconscious as she wasn't going to get Cyborg off of her at that point.
>>67593757
>I'm a NAGA champion
you say that like it means something
>>67593769
>rooting for/betting on brazillians
you deserved it.
>>67593479
today was perfect for him to retire
a half-ass win in his hometown
what else could he ask for?
>>67593722
FUCK YOU TOO ANTONIO SILVA PIECE OF SHIT! YOU'RE SITTING IN A LOS ANGELES MANSIONS POSTING IT FROM A IPHONE 6S WHILE I STARVE TO DEATH IN BRAZIL! FUCK YOU!
>>67593769
*hugs* stay strong bb
>>67593757
IMPLYING YOU CAN TAKE DOWN A 300 POUNDER WHO IS ALL AMERICAN MUSCLE
>You now remember that Fedor Emelianenko, the """""""""""""""GOAT"""""""""""""""" of MMA is scheduled to fight Fabio Maldonado next.
>>67593778
jesus christ then why have the fight at all you fake fucking fight fan
Whose next for him?
>>67593783
>tfw maia is the only brazilian champ at the end of the year
>>67593785
Do you have a belt hanging up in your professor's gym?
Who is the GOAT Heavyweight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216457
>>67593806
i literally agreed that it was an early stoppage. be careful
>>67593807
CM Punk
He's slayed Sage, he's slayed Brazil, the memes end with Barberena
>>67593792
The funny thing is that he isn't talented or anything either. He just took a lot of steroids in an era when you could get away with it. You still can, just not as many as he did. Really speaks to how shitty of a fighter he is.
>>67593391
It's been rough because not just all the hues but the foreign fighters I've rooted for also all got BTFO. But I've been keeping it together as long as MDE uploaded videos. Now that Sam is gone for fucking months it's just pure pain and anxiety.
>>67593722
>president impeached
But that's a great thing, m8. The real tragedy is the widespread depression her retarded economic policy and administration brought to the country.
>>67593807
feed him to the wolves i say
he can bam them all to sleep
>>67593815
>no stipe
what a joke
>>67593537
this just in, horrible critic shows lack of critical thinking
>>67593514
The RDA dick riding is hilarious.
>>67593815
Bork
>best PPV draw
>most title defenses
>2nd longest title reign
>greatest comeback in UFC Heavyweight history
>dem genes
>>67593815
Is this a meme or something? Literally Le ground n pound man
>>67593833
also he was thrown to the wolves after 1 pro fight against a jabroni in Japan
>>67593813
>he hangs his belt up in his "professor's gym"
jesus I bet you wear your rashguard to the bars too
>>67593547
or get kicked/stunned/finished
>>67593831
>dick riding
m8 I'm Khabib 4 lyf
>>67593833
>dem genes
>muh diverticulitis
>>67593825
Also I am a VascaÃno.
;-;
>>67593807
tony fergusson of jake matthews
he only fight guys on winning streaks,
>>67593831
THE NEXT BRAZILIAN MEME TO GET ENDED
lads
>>67593312
looks like a 40 year old Brazilian martial artist that just quit doing roids recently.
>>67593767
you have a point
>>67593781
Amen
>>67593807
2 on 1 handicap match against Rockhold and Cormier
>>67593868
nice ah
>>67593868
so whose fist will rda run in to?
>>67593844
Shamelessly did that once
https://streamable.com/q4nu
>Well!.................................................................
............................................ they're still filing in.
>>67593868
ayy
>>67593807
Probably someone in the top 10
>>67593868
absolutely beautiful. a work of art really.
>>67593807
Stephen Thompson?
>>67593264
Not the first. It's just the main sports teams have had trouble. They won the NFL last in 1964, MLB in 1948, and never won NBA
>>67593896
Wonderboy t b h.
>>67593868
wew
>>67593856
where you you when prime roidreem kneed bork right in the diverticulitus
>>67593904
>>67593907
he's fighting rory
why do we bother following this irrelevant ""sport"" anyway?
>>67593868
beautiful
>>67593907
yes because rory is going to bellator or fighting for belt again
>>67593911
>Getting knee'd by a roided up gorilla
Man when Spife came out I talked to my friend how hes cursed to never win because of Cleveland and we have a good ol laugh
Then Werdum comes out to the fucking Formula 1 Victory Theme with a BR/Senna flag and I think to myself well he just cursed himself with whats probably the only thing that can out-jinx the Cleveland Curse. Remember how right before 7-1 the Hue team came out and held Nermans shirt during the National anthem and started crying? It was literally that. Too emotional, lost all composure and game plan, got rekt.
>change rehydrating guidelines
>fighters start underperdorming
>new weight guidelines coming
These changes are coming so fast the roster can't adapt well enough
>>67593917
No one cares about any main events that don't feature conor or ronda
>>67593917
Because American fighters are relevant unlike Irish potatoes.
>>67593868
>Not adding crying fans from the world cup near the end of the webm
>>67593934
cheaters never prosper
>>67593934
Sink or swim bitches
>>67593930
>a roided up gorilla getting knee'd by a roided up gorilla
>>67593883
Khabib's
>>67593952
brock is full natty
>>67593868
>Not adding Barao
>Not adding JDS
>Not adding Silva getting dropped by Bisping
>Not adding Big Foot getting finished in 10 seconds
>Not adding every single Brazilian who has gotten heem'd this past year for a glorious full montage
You guys might not believe this but
>december 2013
>going to brazil for my first time to visit my best friend from college
>arrive in GRU from MIA
>waiting at luggage claim
>notice bag is definitely missing
>notice this big guy with a gracie acadamey shirt standing near by, looked extremely familiar but there was no way it could be...
>he notices that I'm looking distressed about my luggage and comes up to me
>"Is this your first time in brazil?"
>tell him yes
>"THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE! I LEFT THIS COUNTRY 20 YEARS AGO AND IT'S STILL A MESS!"
>says I should just catch my next flight and deal with getting my luggage later
>get to my friends house
>later realize it was fucking pic related
>>67593959
you're an idiot
>>67593868
add in anderson/vitor/barao getting heemed along with some crying soccer fans and it's golden
>>67593868
NZ I see you saw my request from the previous thread.
Aldo to the right, Werdum hitting the deck to the left (mirrored)
thanks.
>>67593964
I believe you
>>67593947
Few have access to proper nutrition, let alone S&C.
>>67593964
I khabib you
>Bisping unironically believes he deserves a title fight
Do you give it to him or do you make him fight Jacare?
>>67593959
brock hasnt been that since he was like 12 years old
>>67593964
>not meeting him in church because him and the pastor are good friends
Elevation ftw!
MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 198
Stipe Miocic vs Alistair Overeem
Fabricio Werdum vs Ben Rothwell
Jacare Souza vs Rockhold/Weidman
Vitor Belfort vs Thales Leites
Cris Cyborg vs Holly Holm
Bryan Barberena vs Albert Tumenov
John Lineker vs Michael McDonald
Thiago Santos vs Magnus Cedenblad
>>67594001
Brock was eating cows and wrestling bulls at 12.
>>67594012
>Lineker vs McDonald
>not Lineker vs Dodson
>>67594012
>Fabricio Werdum vs Ben Rothwell
Fabricio vs JDS II
>Jacare Souza vs Rockhold/Weidman
Jacare gets the loser, Romero gets the winner
>>67594031
Very fair point. Forgot Dodson wasn't going to get the Dillashaw fight
Bam Bam VS Artem
Who you got?
>>67594012
>Fabricio Werdum vs Ben Rothwell
I hadn't even thought of this. That's a fantastic matchup.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFaTsNjrzs2/
you guys think artem is driving the other one? fucking based
>>67594012
>Fabricio Werdum vs Ben Rothwell
Literally no...give Fabricio the winner of Cain/Browne, or have him fight JDS again and try to redeem himself. Ben Rothwell can fight the loser of Cain/Browne.
>Cyborg vs. Holm
Holm already has a fight and this one makes no sense other than just wanting to punish Holm further, she deserves her rematch
>>67594012
>>67594031
>Lineker vs McDonald
>Lineker vs Dodson
>not Lineker vs Cyborg
They'll likely have to make it a catchweight, but still...
>>67594012
I would like to see JDS vs Werdum 2. Mayday vs Lineker is also a great fight
>>67594031
I'm also all for a Dodson/Lineker banger
>>67594000
bisping is shit and anderson silva is also shit
>>67594053
his arms are not long enough to drive a rolls royce
>>67594059
Nuclear matchup right there
>>67593074
It was a bad stoppage but it was only going to get worse so I'm not mad at it
>>67594060
>we will never see Miesha Tate vs Holly Holm in ultimate surrender
>>67594064
Lineker vs Dodson is a guaranteed KO finish
>>67594074
Definitely. Cyborg vs Finney an example of this - Cyborg doesn't stop.
>>67594079
>>67594032
>Jacare gets the loser, Romero gets the winner
>not wanting wrestle fuck weidman vs jacare or jacare vs cocksling 2
>>67594032
>Jacare gets the loser, Romero gets the winner
No, jacare gets the shot and bisbong gets the loser. Romero gets the suspension because he's the most obvious roider in the UFC.
>>67594074
This, if it had continued it would made a snuff film look PG
Why is he blowing money like there's no tomorrow?
>tfw matt brown is probably alone at some favela bar fighting hues off as we type
forgive yourself matt
>>67594095
How did Yancy not die in his fight???
does this mean it's the first cleveland champion in 40odd years?
>>67594098
>jacare is natty
>>67594098
>Romero gets the suspension because he's the most obvious roider in the UFC.
He's a free man brother, the allegation didn't stick.
>>67594060
>Johnny Hendricks actually trained under John Smith in college, and occasionally still trains with him
>He has never hit an ankle pick in the UFC
>He'll just hold his opponent against the cage with his head in their crotch while pretending those ankles aren't rip for the picking
>>67594098
Isn't Romero suspended?
>>67594109
I only just noticed now what Maia did with Brown's left leg. Using both of his legs to pull out Brown's leg. That's neat.
>>67594105
The Floyd deal is near completion.
BABY WE DID IT
FLOYD MAYWEATHER MADE US RICH
>>67594123
For like another month because the supplement actually had an unlisted additive in it that he popped for.
>>67594098
>Romero gets the suspension because he's the most obvious roider in the UFC.
>the most obvious roider in the UFC
Cyborg debuted in the UFC tonight. There's a new sheriff in town.
>>67593156
That is the Best taunt.
>>67594122
Love me good ankle pics
>>67594122
Chael Sonnen said ankle picks just aren't that practical in MMA, they're much harder to pull off because there's no shoes
Stipe vs. Ngannou is the fight to make for UFC 200
Holy shit alves actually lost to barberena what the fuck
>>67594105
because dana will announce a "sudden" "surprise" bout of him and diaz rematch at 200 the next press conference
>>67594156
that nigger is gonna be the GOAT
>>67594105
Why not? He gets paid to lose fights and doesn't even have to defend his belt.
>>67594178
He's going to get fucking demolished by the first half decent fighter thrown his way
>its another champ can't defend his belt for a significant period of time episode
is it so much because of its scoring system
>>67594170
It's not happening. Give it up.
>>67594105
because hes a potato nigger and Dana paid him way too much
Can you fags honestly say that the Maia Brown fight was fun to watch?
>>67594184
HW record title defenses is like 2 or something.
did the pornofag ever get banned
>>67594184
Don't worry, Ngannou will have defended the belt at least 3 times by the end of 2017.
>>67594211
that's an odd way to spell touchbutt
>>67594204
"Fun"
No, but it was nice to watch another ridiculous grappling clinic put on by Maia and see Meme Brown get fucking demolished
>>67594211
>training cardio
>on a treadmill
nigga needs to start running outside and swimming and shit
>>67594204
To the untrained eye it was boring sure but if you knew what to look for then it wasn't. No matter how easy he makes it look, it's not easy to hold down another man and just beat him up at will without them hurting you back which is what Maia has done for his past 3 fights, he literally has taken no damage at all.
>>67594166
He didn't look great in the outing either... rushed early, dropped on a guillotine that was never going to work, and complete with a classic "he's out burh!" ref appeal
>>67594204
no
maia is the most boring fighter they should cut him and let him shit up bellator or some other shitty org
>>67594233
>beat him up at will
he did no such thing, Brown was in ZERO trouble that fight until the last sub attempt
>>67594211
I honestly love punished Conor. I hope he wrecks everyone and then leaves the company and goes to boxing and cucks Dana.
>>67594220
oh god muh dick
>>67594204
For me a lot of fight watching is about learning stuff. I felt I learned a lot from Maia's performance. Not fun, but worthwhile.
>>67594247
>Brown was in ZERO trouble that fight until the last sub attempt
the nigga literally had his back taken in the first minute of the first round
that's as trouble as you can get in a fight outside of being fully mounted like jacare did to roidfort
>>67594247
>Brown was in ZERO trouble that fight
This is what I meant by untrained eye. He was defending 3 different things at the same time and the fact he survived so long shows he has good defense but only a true amateur would say he was never in trouble.
Maia vs Gunnar was kind of entertaining t b h, but only because of how badly he got trashed.
>>67594247
If I remember correctly there were a couple times Maia shot and missed the takedown in the third, Matt could've kicked his head off if it wasn't against the rules. Disappointing t.bh
>>67594152
I remember that interview he also said that single legs were low percent, i think in the context of the interview he was talking about how straight wrestlers had to modify their skill set to do well in MMA and that the double leg was the only real takedown you needed. I think since that interview you see a resurgence of single legs (its happens to be DC's highest percent finish)
I see where Chael is coming from but i disagree, Yoel Romero's speciality move in wrestling was the ankle pick and he has more then often been able to land it in the MMA ruleset with out the need of shoes or socks to grip onto.
MMA as a art style is very fad driven, someone in the major leagues or online lands a move then a slew of other fighters will emulate it, for example anderson silva's front kick or the rolling juji gatame of ronda, where assimilated and used heavly by pro and amature fighters
I think everything within the syllabus of wrestling, judo, bjj and sambo can be used directly without heavy modification for MMA, it just needs the proper set up. and the moves that dont work eventually do come back but with new set ups such as the use of fences or grabbing gloves or shorts.
>>67594277
It's a shame not many people know how to use Jones' oblique kicks
>>67594292
Kek Matt Brown got baited hard there and he fell for it
>>67594305
he got wrestlefucked for 2 rounds straight
he was desperate
>>67594292
such ugly shot and world apart from how Maia is when he shoots toward a fence.
Since UFC is so obbses with stats a more viable one would be hotzones, similar to how basketball shows where players shoot the best around the court, Zuffa could show how zones where fighters complete their takedowns the most, you can tell with Maia it would be a dark red zone against the walls where he finishes his takedown, but low percent/blue in the middle of the rings or facing away from the walls.
>>67594292
buddy lands a nice left, should have thrown more as brown didn't seem ready to defend or dodge anything up top
>>67594298
why though, shit is so easy
i think they dont do it because its a respect thing, only jones is nigger enough to do it and not feel bad about it, same with mcgregor
>>67594204
I thought it was great. I love just bleed but I love how can just shut someone the fuck down and they're completely helpless to do anything about it. Same way I appreciated GSP. Seeing the fucking fear in his opponents eyes when they realize they're about to get molested and go to the ground. I saw it in Gunnar. And I sure as hell saw it in Matt Brown when he looked up at the ref with a "please stand us up" look while being punched in the head.
>mfw Maia because champ in the post USADA era
>>67594305
and right after. Cool seeing Maia use so many approaches to getting Brown down.
>>67594338
>shit is so easy
>it's a respect thing
>casual fan analysis
>>67594350
i am trying to think was there any point where Maia was playing guard and actually swept or attempt a sub? I just only recall his smothering back attack and wrestling
>>67594292
It really is a pleasure to see a fighter who knows 100% what his skillset is and try to do anything uncessary. Too many fighters just cant stick to the gameplan or get too cocky.
Why did Vitor pull guard against Jacare? Why did Werdum sprint chin first against a powerful puncher? After how many years they have spent they still make such fundamental crucial mistakes.
>>67594332
I don't think they got that kind of money to keep those kind of stats, they'd have to hire a whole video team just to get all angles so it would be accurate enough to even have
maybe a GPS type device in their fighters shorts/jock straps combine with video? position in the ring and then what they did....
I think it would be neat to see how much distance they can close and which guys are shit at closing it
>>67594350
fucking leg humper man
>>67594368
weidman and that spin kick, same shit, they get all amped up because they can do a move in training against a bag and realize they've goofed when it's too late
like frank mir standing with mark hunt....atta boy.....you're going to win standing up against a kick boxer when you're a world class bjj guy who's record is real shitty when you're not on roids
wtf was he thinking?
>>67593964
Yep, it's a shithole alright. Based Vitor.
>the kings mma is elite meme is coming to an end
Once Khabib sends RDA back to the Favela we will never hear of that shit hole again.
>>67594406
RDA has the Evolve MMA edge on top of his Kings MMA training.
I want to fuck Cyborg
>>67594442
I want to see her fight again
>>67594442
you don't fuck her, she fucks you ;)
>>67594442
what's ha sa ke si tan like?
>>67594442
>not wanting Cyborg to punch you in the stomach and watch her stretch our your girlfriend's ass and pussy with a 12" strap and talk shit to you while your girlfriend's crying slowly turns into moaning and laughter at you being a failure of a man
tasteless
>>67593871
Exactly. I suspected this bitch was on the gas a couple of years ago when he was bouncing around the octagon like a 20 year old and even doing kip ups, despite being almost 40 years old and having never acted like this before. USADA takes down another Cheatzillian.
>>67593580
Rousey was exposed, McGregor was outboxed.
>>67594490
seek help
>>67593096
Tfw literally my first time predicting and I got 100%
>cyborg vs mighty mouse
who wins lads
>>67594126
I'm afraid those money will be spent recovering Conor's chin
Cleveland, baby! We did it, yeah!
>>67593972
Is this good enough I honestly can't be assed looking for/downloading any other clips
>>67594442
She would rape you with her oversized clit
>>67594583
you goof my shit is worth more than you
>>67594558
Mighty mouse by decision
Man the heavyweight division is never going to get a champ for the casuals unless someone can hold the belt for longer than 2 defenses and they start fighting more than once in 2 years
>>67594558
Mighty Mouse by several miles.
>>67593119
agreed this was the worst one ever
Why are hues such cheaters?
>>67594585
>oversized clit
She took gigantic amounts of steroids in the past. She probably has a penis now.
if maia went to a muay thai camp he would be unstoppable
>>67594598
heavyweight is so full of old fat trash.....
rico verhoeven will at least make things exciting
they need to run a TUF heavyweight web series on fight pass year round
>>67594613
Our country, our rules. We decide who wins or loses.
>>67594618
he has no gas tank and is old, he knows how to transition to the rnc, that's it.
matt brown capitalizes on others' mistakes, maia made few.
>>67594573
you could probably make it a true 7-1?
is there enough fights for it? barao, aldo, werdum, rumbling of little nog, hunt-bigfoot, bong/anderson, cheisa/daiush(the next great brazil LW hope) and betch i guess?
>>67594573
Beautiful work, champ
>>67594126
Not happening tho
>>67594625
I can't wait until we start sending drones over your degenerate Brazilian villages.
>>67594657
oy vey shalom fellow Israelite
>>67594675
Shalom aleychem, Sikh bro
>>67594668
dear god america what the fuck is wrong with you
>>67594630
the champ is old brawler too. if maia can neutralize that enough to get him to the ground there could be a new welterweight champ
>>67594685
calm down hitler
>>67594668
Damn, that's rude
>>67594701
too real?
>>67594685
Ah Germany, the most peaceful country of all time.
>>67594699
I don't see how Maia could ever get Lawler to the ground.
>Alistair Overeem will be a UFC Champion in your lifetime
feels good man
>>67594707
>le edgy american white """"male"""
someone make new thread
>>67594685
You guys tried to take over the world until he shared some freedom with ya'll.
Never question what is wrong with the US of A
>>67594719
I don't know enough about Argentina to insult it, but I assume you live in a terrible country.
>>67594725
If i was a pussy whiteboy like you it would be terrible.
But i'm not.
>>67594725
argentina is a tryhard, you can get (You)s from him all night if you'd like
>>67594733
Cool, well have a nice life then.
>>67594680
>tfw sikh
>tfw work out, eat right, refrain from drugs and booze
>am hated because people think am arab
>>67594470
>>67594585
I don't know man I doubt Evangelista swings that way.
>>67594476
Just like Russia in many ways actually. We even speak mostly in russian here.
>>67594490
Fuck off you cuck.
>>67594277
I'm waiting for judo to be adapted completely no gi. There are not any major competitions that practice no gi judo.
Before someone says "herp derp wrestling is j no gi udo", the slams aren't allowed in freestyle and greco doesn't allow attacks to the feet
I want straight up judo but without a gi. I want to see how effective judo throws are if they are isolated and practiced in a no gi environment. Would double/single reign supreme, or would you still see plenty of sweeps, hip throws, and reaps?
I don't see why anybody doesn't do it
>>67594490
have fun raising my bastard child when i impregnate your GF
she'll tell me how much she's wanted a real man's dick when I'm pounding away at her little pussy
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